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Drew, it's me, Oswald.
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And Lewis.
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I know what you're thinking, but I
promise you we got some great stuff for
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toy drive this year. I was able to sneak
out Drug Co.'s new mascot, Little
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Druggie.
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And his pet pony.
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I call them my pretty percadets.
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What is that, from the train spotting
collection?
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Who's going to want those for their
little kids?
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All right, everyone, I'm ready to judge
this floor's entry in the Beautify Your
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Workstation contest.
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So if you want those two tickets to the
Bahamas, pucker up one butt, no waiting.
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Ah, sir, that's not garbage. That's for
our Christmas toy drive.
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Yes, I'm well aware. It is a toy.
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Kenny Cappy.
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Merry Christmas, everyone!
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Mr. Wick flipped over what I did to my
counter. What'd you do?
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I dressed like this and danced on it.
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I'm getting the trip, and I made 20
bucks.
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Nice job with the outfit, Kate.
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I'll be thinking about it while I'm down
in the Bahamas, because you're going
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down, O 'Brien.
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Going down?
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going down. I'm going down to buy a
bathing suit because I'm going down to
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Bahamas. Then we're checking into our
hotel room. Roswell's going... I
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don't know. Get me a drink or something?
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All right, Mimi. What grotesque vision
of hell have you brought us this year?
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Well, it ain't much, but I hope you like
it.
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a second. It's not fair to use cute
little kids.
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Bye to Snowboy! Bye to Snowboy! Bye to
Snowboy!
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You dark... Well, Mimi,
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that's incredible.
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You've actually managed to recreate the
Abby of my childhood.
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Well, I did a little research.
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That's apparently not enough. I was
beaten up by every choir boy and none in
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whole stinking place. You lose.
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Mimi! We wish you hadn't said that. We
wish you hadn't said that. We wish you
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hadn't said that. We know where you
live.
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All right, Kenny, let's see what you've
got.
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Well, it's not adorable little children
desecrating religious music, sir, but
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it's the best I could do.
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I can eat everything in my cubicle.
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What's new about that?
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Do I dare dream it?
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Yes, sir.
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Peppermint pink slips.
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They're made out of rice paper. Go ahead
and try one.
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Oh.
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Melty.
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Minty.
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Well, sir, I'm the last cubicle. Time to
judge the winner.
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Well, I'm very impressed with your
efforts, Gary, but on the other hand, O
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'Brien's over there all tarted up.
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It's a tie.
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One ticket for you, one ticket to you.
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Hey, I wanted to take my boyfriend.
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And I wanted to take Mickey.
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I want to give a damn.
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No, no, no, no. No, I do. I really,
really do.
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But I don't.
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Oh, this is beautiful.
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I might have lost, but you have to go to
the most romantic place in the world
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with your friend.
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It's such a crude attitude.
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It's back where it belongs.
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All the little chicks with the
crimson...
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It's too cold to play. No, it's not.
Just one game.
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Can we go in now? No, no,
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look.
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I need to talk to you. Listen, I don't
think I should go to the Bahamas. I'm
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worried about being down there with Kate
alone.
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Drew, this sounds important. So let me
tell you something.
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I'm not making a point.
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My finger's frozen.
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I can't bend it, and I can't stop my
hand from shaking. Can we go in now? No,
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Kate's in there.
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Listen, uh, here.
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Don't tell anybody I told you this, but
I think I'm jealous I heard Dayton
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Oswalt. Oh, that's gonna come as news to
Oswalt.
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What are you jealous about? You got
Nikki?
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I know it's crazy, but, you know, I've
only known Nikki a few months.
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I've been thinking about Kay almost my
whole life.
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You know, it's crazy.
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I always had this fantasy that, uh...
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We were trapped on a deserted tropical
island together.
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Well, you know, not totally deserted. It
had a McDonald's, but... Come on, Drew.
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We've all had fantasies about the people
in our group.
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I know I have.
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Knock it off.
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We were going to be sharing a room
together. That's a lot of temptation.
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You know what this is?
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Temptation's trophy case.
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I'm just afraid if I'm down there with
her alone, something's going to get bad
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or something's going to happen. It'll...
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Screw things up with me and Nikki or me
and Kate or Oswald and Kate or me and
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Oswald.
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Okay, I just have one question.
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Doesn't anyone find me attractive?
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Come on, man. We've been over this.
You're just growing into your face.
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Maybe it's the only decent thing to do
is to give the ticket to Oswald.
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Why don't you give it to me?
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Nothing will happen between me and Kate
since I'm so hideous.
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Hey, Oswald, I thought you were watching
basketball with Kate and Nikki.
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I was. They kicked me out because I
asked too many questions.
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Hey, Lewis, can I be alone with Oswald
for a second?
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I'm not offended. The warm air just hit
my lungs.
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Listen, Oswald, I kind of wanted to talk
to you.
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I was thinking, I'm not the guy who
should be going to the Bahamas with her,
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here, you go.
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Oh, my God, I'm going to the Bahamas.
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This is the greatest thing that ever...
Wait a minute, I know what this is.
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You don't think I can take Kate anyplace
nice on my own, do you? So I'm a
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charity case, am I? Well, you can keep
your darn ticket.
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Wait, Oswald, I'm just... On the other
hand, maybe this is an opportunity I'll
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never have again. And I never let my
pride stand in the way before. Batch it!
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Look what you've done to my self
-esteem, making me take a pity trip.
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can take this ticket, mister, and you
can put it where the sun don't shine.
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On the other hand, the sun shines real
nice in the Bahamas.
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I don't have time for this.
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Oh, wait a minute.
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I can't go anywhere. I have to work
tomorrow. Thanks for the offer, man.
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Hey, uh, hey.
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I tried to give my ticket to Oswald, but
he's got to work. So, uh...
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I was thinking, why don't you just give
me your ticket, and I can take Nikki.
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Oh, no.
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I'd love to go, but I got health issues.
I feel too fat to get in a bathing suit
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right now.
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Oh, come on, honey. We've been through
this already. You're not fat. You're
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at your winter weight.
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Look, if you're thinking of wanting to
lose 15 pounds, just so you can go to
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Bahamas. All right, all right.
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Now, a little bit in my biscuits.
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Got a problem with that?
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Hey, look, if I can be big and sexy, you
can be... Look, Drew,
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it was really sweet you trying to give
the ticket to Oswald, but you and I are
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going to have a great time doing stuff
alone together.
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I got to warn you, I snore.
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I can't think of anyone I'd rather go
with.
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I'm sorry.
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Ugly people have to clear their throat a
lot.
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You okay now?
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Yeah, but I surely do miss my Katie
there.
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Well, it's nice of Drew to finally let
us use his house.
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Yeah, about time he started treating us
like adults.
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Yeah.
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So what do you want to do first?
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Dodgeball or king of the couch?
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Dodgeball. You're it. Wait a second.
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Think for a minute.
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Oh. Nice try.
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No, there's a lot of fragile stuff in
here. If we play dodgeball, we might
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something. Oh, okay. Let's go outside.
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No, we should play inside.
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But we should take all the breakables
and put them in one big box.
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Good thinking.
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Breakable, breakable.
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Oh, wait a minute.
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This is crazy.
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If we play in here, we might just break
one or two things, but if we put
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everything in the box and something
happens to the box, we break everything.
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You're just jealous because it was my
idea.
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All right, I admit it. Talk.
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Breakable, breakable. Hey, wait a
minute. Here's the question.
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What do we do with the box?
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Let's put it in the basement. No, the
stairway's too narrow.
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No, stupid.
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I'll slide it down the banister. You try
to catch it.
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Okay, all right.
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Oh, wait a minute, wait a minute. It's
too damp in the basement.
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The closet? Great.
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Oh, no. Then where's our clubhouse?
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What are we going to do with it? It's
ruining our lives.
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All the pressure.
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Drew didn't think he could handle
himself with Kate. Why didn't he just
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home?
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What do you want to deal with first?
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The thing with Drew. What the hell are
you talking about?
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Look, it's...
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It's just all these silly ideas he has
in his head.
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He's got all these unresolved feelings
about Kate and all these fantasies about
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being on a desert island.
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I could tell you not to do anything
stupid, but I'm... Looks
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like all the beautiful people are
heading for trouble.
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Boy, if I ever get my hands on the
baggage guy who pulled off my handle...
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Wow, look at the one bed.
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Hey, we've slept in the same bed before.
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Yeah, well, we were ten.
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Hey, you want to quit jumping up and
down on the bed like that?
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You're right.
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What am I doing cooped up in this room?
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Let's go down to the pool.
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Hey, what are you doing?
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Taking my clothes off.
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Oh, don't do that.
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Drew, I wore my suit under my clothes.
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Oh, I'm sorry I'm a big goof.
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get your trunks on so we can go down to
the pool.
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No, I'm going to stay here. I'm going to
kind of wipe down from the time change.
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Drew, there's no time change.
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Hey, I had six beers on the airplane.
There's a time change.
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Come on down.
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Look how tense you are from work.
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Did I tell you that I'm really glad I
came?
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I have more fun with you than with
anyone else.
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Get up! My leg's asleep. My leg's
asleep.
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I'll rub it for you. It's awake.
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It's awake.
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We're into this map, Damien. We're
somewhere over Miami.
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Huh? Oh, I don't know what to think,
Damien.
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I've never done anything like this
before, but Kate and I were friends and
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fell in love. If it happened once, it
could happen again, right?
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God, if anything is happening...
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I've got to stop thinking about this or
I'm going to go crazy.
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Well, if I could do that, then I could
relax.
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So now aren't you glad we went down to
the pool? We were the most popular
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there. Hey, did you like when I had the
cabana boy drop fish sticks into my
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mouth?
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It was very cute when you slid out of
the water on your belly and let that
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little kid pet your tongue.
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I knew it.
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Pop bottles I brought from home to
replace the minibar bottles are too big.
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Oh, crap.
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It's the honor bar police.
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Room service.
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We didn't order anything.
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Caviar and creme fraiche for the
honeymoon couple.
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Compliment of the hotel.
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Free food for honeymoon couple. Honey,
we should have got married a long time
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ago.
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While I'm here, can I check your honor
bar?
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Hey, what the hell does honor bar mean,
huh, if you have to check up on a guy?
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What happened to honesty?
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What happened to trust?
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Well, probably in your suitcase without
towels and the one, two, three, four
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ashtray.
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You know what, Drew?
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I think we should do this every year.
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Yeah, I'd like that.
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Wow, we are so close to the ocean. You
can hear the birds. It's almost like
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they're right in our room.
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Oh, my God.
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Those birds are all going to come in
here. Close the door.
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What's going over there with all those
birds?
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I think they just want the food. Give
them the food.
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Give them the food? I don't believe
this.
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Someone's in here.
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We've got to call someone or something.
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Yeah, hi. This is Drew Carey in 107.
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Yeah, I got a bunch of birds flapping
around in my room.
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Yeah, well, it may be part of the charm
of the Bahamas, but they're freaking us
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out. Can you send someone up here to get
rid of them?
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Thanks. Oh, oh, and hurry up, because I
think they're getting into the honor
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bar.
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Uh -huh.
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Well, if we're going to be here a while,
I might as well make myself
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comfortable.
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This is perfect.
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We're in the Bahamas, and we're stuck in
the bathroom.
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Hey, want to hear the ocean?
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Drew?
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I don't know about Oswald and me.
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76, 78.
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I don't know what I'm going to do when I
see him. I might have to kill him.
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Or kill myself.
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Is that romantic or pathetic?
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Hey, okay, good night.
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Hey, he's 79.
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If you were on a jury and I killed
somebody, what would you do? Where are
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going? Hey!
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I thought you guys were getting along
great. I'm shocked.
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We are, but getting along great is one
thing.
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How do I know if he's the right person?
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Okay, let me tell you something I've
learned about relationships.
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Okay, any more questions?
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I'm at the age where if I'm in a
relationship and it's not heading
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marriage, I've got to let it go.
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I guess what I'm saying is, is Oswald
the guy or was he just there?
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Well, you know, there's a lot of guys
who were there.
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I know.
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Maybe that's what's bothering me.
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Maybe I need someone who I can talk to
like I'm talking to you.
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I'm going to tell you something I should
have told you a long time ago.
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Ever since we were seven years old,
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Oswald knew you were the one.
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He did?
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He always thought, said, that you were
the prettiest and the sweetest and the
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easiest to get along with.
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And he even had this crazy dream that
one day you'd live on a deserted island
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with him that had a McDonald's.
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How could you not love a guy like that?
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Thanks, Drew.
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My eyes! My eyes!
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Look, I've just about got all the birds
out, and I'll be done in a second.
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Hey, Drew.
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You said that Oswald felt this way since
he was seven, but I've only known him
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since he was ten.
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I've known you since I was seven.
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Oh, yeah, yeah, that's right. He was
ten, but his mom told me he was seven to
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make him seem smarter.
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Oh.
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Excuse me.
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Is this the Cary O 'Brien room?
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Yeah, but you don't want to go in there.
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Why not?
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They went wild.
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Look what them animals did to my
pillowcase.
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Oh, my God. They tore up the pillow?
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Them some bold little devils, too.
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I walked in there, and they just
strutting around and crapping all
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over the floor.
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We're not talking about people anymore,
are we?
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We're talking about the birds that got
in here and made this mess.
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House wall.
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What the heck are you doing here?
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You got all the questions, don't you,
Mr.
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Carey? How about some answers? I talked
to Lewis. What's going on between you
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and Kate?
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Wait a second. You can't...
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All the way down to the Bahamas? You
thought something was going on between
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and Kate?
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All right, I got three questions for
you, and I want you to answer them
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honestly. Yeah, sure.
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Did you have sex?
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No.
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Really? Yeah.
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Really? Yeah. Okay, that's three.
Thanks.
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Okay, listen.
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Take this key. You're going to go in
there, and you're going to have a
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evening with Kate. We'll tell her it was
a surprise. We've been planning all
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along. You mean it?
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Yeah.
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Oh, my God. Listen.
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Nicest? Wait a minute, I know what
you're trying to do.
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You ran up a huge room service to have
and you want to stick it to me. Well, of
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all the lousy... On the other hand, I
did come down here for free. It's 80
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degrees and you're going back to
Cleveland where it's 10 below.
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Wait a minute, I just read an article
that said that people in colder climates
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live longer, so now you're trying to
kill me.
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You're killing me with kindness. Thanks,
bud.
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Hey, listen, I'm going to have a little
time on my hands. I heard there was a
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new beach around here. Is that true?
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Will you be watching or joining in?
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I was thinking of joining in.
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No, ma 'am.
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Please enjoy the Winford Louder Boys
Chorus conducted by Ms. Mimi Bobeck.
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Harry is a geek.
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He sleeps alone at night because he
can't stop eating.
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He'll never get ahead, and nothing
better.
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