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Look, Todd, 9 o 'clock means you're here
at 9 o 'clock. How many times do I have
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to tell you that? Currently 7.
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What? Nothing.
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Look, do you think I like calling you in
here every couple weeks and reading you
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the riot act?
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Yes. What?
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Nothing.
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Look, Todd, you're 21 years old. It's
time to buckle down.
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You know, when I was your age, I had two
jobs. I took the bus to work. I was
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never late once.
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That's very good advice, sir. Yankee
very much.
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Did you just say Yankee?
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No, white ass.
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What? I said no. Why'd you ask?
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Okay, snothead, get back to work.
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What? I said thank snothead, get back to
work.
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Hey, Mimi.
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How was the Marilyn Manson concert?
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Um, it was pretty tame.
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Then me and some of the roadies threw a
party down on the docks afterward.
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Yeah?
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Yeah, Canadian freighter pulled in about
3 a .m. Things really got rolling.
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I think I might have got married, eh?
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Sounds like fun. Better than getting
reamed by old man Carrie here.
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Old man Carrie?
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Is that what people say about me? That's
not fair.
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Hey, does doing my job make me old?
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Does being responsible make me old? Does
wanting other people to be responsible
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make me old?
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Could you just not talk so much?
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I kind of have a headache.
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Oh, really?
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What the hell happened to you?
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It's called living. Get to know it.
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Hey, I live.
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I have fun.
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I just have my own kind of fun.
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Oh, yeah? What are you going to do
tonight?
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Oh, tonight I got a big night planned.
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Big night.
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Going to go home, do myself a couple of
Hungerman dinners, have a beer, fall
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asleep on the couch watching Diagnosis
Murder.
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Oh, my God, I'm old.
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Ah, there's our Rook of Gibraltar. Good
old caddy. Everybody.
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It's time.
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What's going on? Gary, you've done
something that no other employee at
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Louder has ever done.
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You know, this is about the employee
picnic. I was drunk and I misunderstood
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term three -legged race.
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No, Gary.
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This is something you can be proud of.
Now, you've been to work every single
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for 3 ,000 days.
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Well, technically it's 3 ,001. I would
have awarded it yesterday, but I was out
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sailing. But you were here, trudging
away as you always are.
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There can't be.
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Congratulations. What? Congratulations?
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In gratitude for your return to this
little cubicle day in, day out, we offer
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you this plaque engraved with the simple
slogan, 3 ,000 down, here's to 3
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,000 more.
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50 ,000 days behind this desk?
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That's almost a third of my life.
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Unless the man would have gone insane,
Gary. And that's why, as our final
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Drubicle 17A from this day forth will be
known as the Drubicle.
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I don't know what to say. I didn't stop
and smell the roses. I let time just
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slip through my hands. There's so many
things I should have done.
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What am I doing here?
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Breaking ice cream in my office!
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They miss sleeping in on Sunday
mornings. Hey, they can't sell buzz beer
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don't deliver it.
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Saturday night's a big beer night. We
got to restock. Yeah, and if anyone
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a coffee beer, it's a Sunday morning
drunk.
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Hey, man, it's our responsibility, okay?
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What's the matter? Don't you like being
responsible?
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What are you saying, that I'm stodgy?
That I'm in a 3 ,000 -day rut? Is that
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what you're saying? Huh? Huh?
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Hey, hey, hey, hey, come on. Let's not
argue.
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It's bad enough that we're delivering
liquor on the Sabbath.
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That reminds me, we have to deliver a
case of beer to my church for Las Vegas
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night.
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Excuse me.
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Didn't anyone notice I was ranting a
moment ago?
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Oh, I'm sorry, Drew. What's the matter?
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I've become set in my ways. I've stopped
living my life.
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I'm just like my father.
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Oh, come on, Drew. That's not true.
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Your dad was a wild man.
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You're right.
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I've got a lot of catching up to do.
Hey, take the sun ramp. What? I said
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the sun ramp.
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Get to know it.
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Where are we going?
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We're going to the city that never
sleeps. We're going to be a part of it.
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We're going to Paris?
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I thought that was Las Vegas. We're
going to Vegas? No, we're going to the
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that never sleeps.
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New York City.
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Why New York?
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This truck can make it there. It can
make it anywhere.
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Besides, the Indians are playing the
Yankees tonight.
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Yeah!
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That's over 400 miles each way. I got to
work tomorrow.
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If I'm late, old man Carey's going to...
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Hey, hey, hey.
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To hell with responsibility, huh?
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To hell with work tomorrow.
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Yeah. Who's with me? I am. I'm tired of
my rut. 9 .20 to 10 to 5 every single
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day.
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If it weren't for my hour and a half to
two hour lunch, I don't know what I'd
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do.
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You know, now that you mention it, I'm
like one of those lab rats at drug call,
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you know, going through the maze,
getting electrocuted when I take the
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turn, getting my big hunk of cheese at
the end of the week.
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I think what we're trying to say, buddy,
is... Rob Jets!
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Swimming in a pool of blood, me without
a spoon.
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Same song, second verse, gopher style,
and a whole lot worse.
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Cow!
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This is great, huh? Yeah. All of us
together, head to New York.
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Hey, another beef stick cake?
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Wait, let me check.
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No, I think I've had enough.
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I have hickory coming out of my pores.
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Hey, wait a second.
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Smell that?
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Oh, true.
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No, no, no, not that. Beyond that.
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Wait for it.
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Wait for it.
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Wait, I'm getting something.
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What is that?
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Judging by the potency, I'd say we're...
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15 miles outside of Hershey,
Pennsylvania.
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Go, pay respects, and then it's out of
New York City.
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Get ready for life in the fast lane.
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Man,
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how far is it
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to Yankee Stadium?
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I don't know. We're just as close as we
were an hour ago.
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There's a guy behind us, rear -ended us.
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Oh, man, let me just ask the local.
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Excuse me, sir?
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How far is it to Yankee State?
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Wow, did you see that?
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He didn't even let me finish. He just
instinctively flipped me off.
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Well, he didn't show you his... Oh.
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There it is.
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Oh,
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man, where does he want us to go?
There's only six inches between us and
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in front of us. Hey, does it really
matter if we move up six inches?
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Okay, I guess we'll do it.
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Oh, great. Now we're getting it from
both sides.
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If that guy didn't have a free John
Gotti bumper sticker, boy, I'd be all
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him. Let me stretch my legs.
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Wow. Hot one, isn't it? Let me have a
nutty buddy.
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Oh, my God.
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You're Donald Trump.
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Look at this. Right here on the street,
it's Donald Trump.
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Kind of weird, isn't it? Sort of like
I'm human.
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Let me have a nutty buddy, please.
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Oh, we don't have any ice cream.
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Isn't this an ice cream truck?
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Uh -huh.
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So, what's in the back of your truck?
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Beer.
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Beer in the back of an ice cream truck?
What are you, morons?
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No, I'm from Cleveland.
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Ah, you're from Cleveland.
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Okay, look.
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We just drove to New York on a kick to
see the Indians play the Yankees. Now
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we're stuck here. Okay?
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Well, I'm sorry to hear that. That I am
sorry about. But you know what you do?
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Give this to the guy at the gate. He'll
take you to my box seats.
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Use them, enjoy them, and welcome to New
York. Wow. Wow.
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Thanks, Mr.
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Trump. I'm going to go see the Star Wars
trilogy.
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You'll probably still be here.
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We'll have a beer later.
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All right,
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that's it.
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Oh, my God. It's you. It's Carol
Channing. Get back in your truck. Any
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now, this whole thing is going to break
wide open.
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Wide open?
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This car is as far as the eye can see.
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So what are you calling me, a liar?
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Because I think you're calling me a
liar.
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Look, I don't want any trouble.
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We just drove in from Cleveland to see a
Yankees game, okay?
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Oh, you came all that way.
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Well, let me help you to get there a
little faster.
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in the freaking truck.
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Hey, hey, hey, traffic's moving again.
Everybody get back in.
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I'm going to try to get off this street,
see if I'm clear to get into the right
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lane. Go for it.
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What the
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hell happened?
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We're out of gas.
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We've got to get some gas. If we don't
move, they're going to kill us.
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All right, I'll get the gas. Who's got
some money? We blew all our money when
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bought that 10 -pound kiss in Hershey,
Pennsylvania.
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This?
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Anybody want to split the rest?
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How are we going to get some money for
gas?
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Okay, Lewis, lend me your hand.
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western lot -ass farm boy.
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Hey, if you're not cheating, notice my
ass.
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Hey, excuse me, we have kind of an
emergency here. We need some gas.
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I don't sell gas.
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No, uh, we'll get the gas. We just need
some money.
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Listen, I don't mean to tell you how to
do your job, but the nose and mustache
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fell off your graduate glasses, bro.
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No, no, we're not here to rob.
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We're not here to rob you. We just want
to sell you some beer.
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What kind of beer?
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It's a special brew we brought all the
way to Cleveland. You guys came all the
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way from Cleveland just to sell beer
door to door?
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No, actually, we just wanted to chuck it
on and see a Yankees game.
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That's why I came here from Cuba, baby.
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You guys want half off some expired
herbal ecstasy?
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Now, listen, all we want is 30 bucks for
the beer. You can get 100 bucks for
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these two cases real easy.
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I'll give you two bucks.
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What? It's from Cleveland. What do you
make West guys know about beer?
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Would you like to meet our spokesbelly?
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25 bucks.
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20. I'll take it.
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Drew, does that sound like a bat hitting
the side of, oh, I don't know, say, an
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ice cream truck?
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Oh, my God.
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Baseball. Hey! Hey! Get out!
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This is my territory.
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Hey, the only reason we're here in the
first place is because we're on our way
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to a baseball game and our truck got
stuck.
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Oh, you want a baseball game?
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Look, I'm Joe DiMaggio.
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Hey!
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What's going on, Fluffy?
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This lobe and his friends are trying to
take over my territory.
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Shoot him.
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We just ran out of gas. If you're going
to bust anybody, bust Carol Channing.
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She's been riding our tail all day.
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Ohio plates, huh? You got a license to
sell that ice cream?
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We don't have any ice cream in the
truck. All we got is beer.
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Beer, huh? You got a license to sell a
beer?
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We don't need a license. We haven't sold
anything.
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Oh, yeah, me neither.
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Cook cut.
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I just tried one of those beers you sold
me. They're great, man. I'll take
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another case.
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00:14:01,330 --> 00:14:03,790
So, I thought I was giving it away.
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00:14:04,730 --> 00:14:07,130
Oh, is that why you gave me that 20
bucks?
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I thought you thought I was a gigolo.
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You know, like that guy, Joe Buck in
Midnight Cowboy.
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Midnight Cowboy? Yeah.
253
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Handsome kid, comes to the city.
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Please don't take us to prison.
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I need a specific soap or else I get a
rash.
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I'm not going to go to prison, honey.
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I'm just going to get a fine.
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We got us 20 bucks.
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All right, that's it. Well, see, now you
made me a liar. Come on.
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Out
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of
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my way. Shy bladder coming through.
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Well, why did you hold it so long? Why
didn't you go when we were in jail?
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paper. I could have got some, but it
would have cost me my innocence.
265
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I still can't believe they let us go.
What a great bunch of cops.
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Yeah, how about when they took up a
collection of the holding tanks so we
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buy gas? What a great bunch of
criminals.
268
00:15:08,480 --> 00:15:11,579
Yeah, not the most intelligent guys,
though. They're probably still waiting
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us to come back with that pizza.
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There you go.
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That's bumpkins.
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Okay, I'm ready. Does anyone want to
ride? Wait a second. Wait, wait, wait.
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Nobody's going anywhere. We haven't had
any fun yet.
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Hey, let's have a party. A slumber party
at each of our individual houses, huh?
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Yeah. Let's go.
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Wait, wait, wait.
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It's not even 11 o 'clock yet. I bet we
could go see a midnight movie.
278
00:15:35,631 --> 00:15:39,699
Hey, how about we each rent our own
individual midnight movies and watch it
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our own beds? Hey, let's go. No, no, no,
no, no.
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I'm talking about the midnight movie.
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The Rocky Horror Picture Show.
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Oh, my God. We haven't done that since
high school.
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That sounds like a lot of fun.
284
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Let's do it. Yeah.
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Only this time we won't get wasted and
question our sexuality.
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Like everyone except me did.
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Let's hurry up and change.
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I can't believe I can still fit in my
Brad costume.
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So now do you feel outrageous?
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I don't know about you, but that breeze
I'm feeling is pretty outrageous.
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00:16:21,091 --> 00:16:25,459
Let me ask you something, Oswald. Why is
it that that corset you've had stored
292
00:16:25,460 --> 00:16:30,259
away for all these years looks so
frayed? Hey, I use it as a weight belt
293
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I'm delivering packages.
294
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Yeah, I don't really like beer because
those little frogs are so damn cute.
295
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I don't know.
296
00:16:37,580 --> 00:16:40,460
Look. Oh, my God, it can't be.
297
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Hey.
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What's going on here? What happened to
the Rocky Horror Show?
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It's gone, like your pants and his self
-respect.
300
00:16:51,081 --> 00:16:52,599
Oh, yeah?
301
00:16:52,600 --> 00:16:54,819
Rocky Horror's a hell of a lot better
than Priscilla.
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Oh, my God!
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You're a transvestite.
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Stop coming together now.
305
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She's as straight as the rest of us.
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Oh, this stinks.
307
00:17:06,099 --> 00:17:09,529
Rocky Horror has better music, better
dancing, better everything.
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00:17:11,180 --> 00:17:14,440
Sorry, Kenny. Your drag is old. Our drag
is new.
309
00:17:17,800 --> 00:17:18,850
Oh, yeah?
310
00:17:18,940 --> 00:17:21,480
Well, I got something to say about that.
311
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It's astounding.
312
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Time is fleeting.
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Madness. Take this toll.
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Show you how to do drag.
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just a jump to
316
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You're killing me. Next time, I'm a
transvestite in sensible shoes.
317
00:20:16,390 --> 00:20:20,649
Still, for a bunch of corn -fed
Midwesterners, we really turned it out.
318
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ask you one thing?
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How come we always get sucked into these
big dance things?
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Why?
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00:20:26,770 --> 00:20:27,890
I'll tell you why.
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