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If you've seen any rom -coms, then you
already know, science and physics nerds
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are the best out here.
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For all my fellow nerds out there, try
some of these pickup lines on the
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Girl, I got my eye on you.
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Ooh, that's a good one.
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Is there a science room nearby?
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Because I'm picking up on our chemistry.
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Hey, you gotta get her.
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New plan.
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Let's convert our potential energy into
kinetic energy.
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Smooth.
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Forget hydrogen.
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You're my number one element.
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That's what it pays off.
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Diego?
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Yeah, Mom?
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When are you going to get a real job and
stop with this podcast session?
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Mom, we're in the middle of an episode.
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I don't care. Listen, I'm your stepmom,
not your maid.
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I'm going to head over to Grandma's for
a bit.
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I need you to fold up the clothes.
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And tidy up your room while I'm gone,
got it?
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Alright, yeah, sure.
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Yo, your mom's kinda hot with just this.
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Shut up, man.
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Help me real quick so we can get this
over with.
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For sure.
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Yeah, I fucking hate doing the laundry.
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Yeah, that's boring,
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man.
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Bro, what the fuck? Are you thinking my
mom's underwear?
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Well...
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I got a thing for it, man. Your mom's
real hot.
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What the fuck? Are you serious, bro?
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Yeah, I mean, it's totally a thing.
Like, people buy underwear online.
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Really? Yeah, they buy used girls'
underwear.
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No way. For real? For real. Bro, like,
let me show you.
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Look at that.
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See?
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No fucking way. Yeah, bro. Girls are
making bank with this.
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Really? Yeah, like, look at all these
girls selling underwear.
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Shit. You know what? we should do?
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Huh.
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Maybe we could start selling them.
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Where would we get underwear, though?
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Fuck it, we could use our mom's.
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Bro, that's fucking genius.
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Yeah? Yeah, we already got the podcast,
though. Oh, yeah, we got some fans for
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our podcast.
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Fuck, it might work out good. Yeah, we
could advertise on there. Maybe they'd
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want it.
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Let's do it. Let's do it.
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Okay, now, here, let me get, let me get
a picture.
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Wait, don't get my face. For sure, no, I
got you.
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Got it.
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Hey.
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Hi, Mommy.
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Yeah, um, you know that podcast thing
the boys are into?
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Um, yeah, that podcast thing is, I don't
know.
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It's taken up all of his time and it's
kind of, I don't know.
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Yeah.
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You might want to come over now.
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Okay.
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No, I agree. No.
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We need to do something about it.
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Get him out here and have a talk with
him right now.
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Rico!
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Get your ass in here right now!
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What the fuck? That was my stepmom.
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She's got to go.
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doing here? First of all, first of all,
I'm your stepmom because if I was your
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real mom, you'd get your ass beat right
now. Same for you.
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You are lucky I am your stepmom.
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What are we doing?
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What's going on in the fucking podcast?
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Nothing. We're just talking to our fans.
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Talking about what?
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Don't think we don't know.
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What are you talking about? Exactly
what's going on. You know what?
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Have a fucking seat. We think alike,
girl.
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Have a seat.
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No. Have a seat. You heard me.
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Where are they?
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Show you what?
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Our panties.
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Look,
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we know everything.
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Okay? We saw.
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So show us the fucking panties.
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Okay. These are yours, right? Yeah,
those are mine.
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These are... Those are yours.
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Are you fucking serious right now?
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Are you serious right now? Wow.
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It was his idea. It was yours.
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This is some bullshit. I'm not even
playing with you.
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So you guys think you can make money
taking pictures of our panties and
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them?
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No.
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You know what?
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Pull out your cell phone.
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My cell phone?
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Pull your fucking phone down.
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Okay.
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All right, maybe you can make money
taking a picture of this.
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What? Come here.
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Did you get it?
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Yeah.
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Now it's time to teach your boy the
lesson.
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Move over.
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What
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are
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you looking at?
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It was really nice to see both.
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Look at that. They both got excited
watching us kiss, didn't they? See that?
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Mm -hmm.
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Either that or the pants.
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Mm -hmm.
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I think these are the panty men.
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Yeah?
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Unzip.
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Oh, you just took them all the way off.
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Wow, you were ready for this, weren't
you?
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Yeah, I was.
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You did like that kid, didn't you?
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You like that kid?
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looks like you like it
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Is this what you were thinking about
this whole time?
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Hold me while I'm sleeping or dare you.
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Don't do me anymore.
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Pull my jacket up.
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Pull it up.
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Thank you.
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Take those off.
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You guys aren't nervous?
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It's okay, honey. You can take it.
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Enjoy it.
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I don't have fucking permission.
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Let's get over here.
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I don't have permission.
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We're in control now.
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I have to still shut him up first. You
want a penny?
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If you want to steal our panties, that's
what happens.
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Thank you.
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Let me taste one of this for you.
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Let me taste one for you.
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Should we be doing this?
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It's okay.
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Just enjoy it.
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Mommy's being naughty.
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That was really naughty.
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I want to watch you fuck her.
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Oh my god.
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Yep.
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This is one of the dramas.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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Let's see if I have a big breath again.
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I'm moved.
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Yeah.
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Oh,
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yes. Yes.
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Oh, he does it so good.
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Thank you.
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I'm so scared.
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I love you.
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I love you.
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Fuck you.
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Fuck you.
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Fuck you.
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Oh, yes.
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Oh, yeah.
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No, no, no, no.
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Oh, no.
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Oh, yeah. Yeah.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Oh, yes, look at that, those two over
there.
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Oh, yes.
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Oh, God.
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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh, yeah. Yeah. Uh -huh. Uh -huh. Uh
-huh. Go right
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there. Yeah.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Fuck.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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More.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, yeah. Come on.
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Can't wait to taste it.
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Oh, fuck.
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So we taught them a good lesson.
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