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Good time, anytime you need a payment.
Good time, anytime you feel free.
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Good time, anytime you're up and under.
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Not getting hassled, not getting
hustled.
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Keeping your head up above water.
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Making a way when you can.
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Temporary layoffs. Good time, easy
credit to rip off.
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Good time, scratching and surviving.
Good time.
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Well, Thoma, I was gonna get her a Betsy
Wexy doll. When I got up to the
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counter, I didn't have the guts to ask
for it.
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Michael, what did you end up getting,
Penny?
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A dump truck.
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Michael, come on now.
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No, Thoma, I'm just kidding. I got her
the doll, see?
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Betsy Wexy.
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Who is it?
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It's me.
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Oh. Oh, well, hi, Alyssa. I want to see
your presents, okay? Yeah.
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Um, oh, here you go. Michael!
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Just Mom and I going Christmas shopping.
Oh.
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Looking for something?
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Uh, I might have lost something when I
was over here yesterday.
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Oh, yeah? What'd you lose?
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I'm not sure until I find it.
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Uh, Penny, you wouldn't be snooping
around trying to see your presents,
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you? Who, me?
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Yeah. Don't be silly.
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Oh, I dropped my...
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It won't do any good. You'll just have
to wait till Christmas Eve.
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I'll try, but it won't be easy.
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off the street, you would have been
arrested for indecent exposure.
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Michael, this tree was in great shape
before I got it on the bus. Got it in
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of those tree fights over there.
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Well, J .J., you should have brought
home the winner.
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Michael, this is the winner.
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Well, maybe some decorations will help.
Hey, I got an idea.
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Hey, listen, everybody.
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What do you think Mama needs for
Christmas?
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Hmm. What about the new album by Donna
Summers?
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You think she would like that?
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No, but I sure would.
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Hey, I just baked some cookies and I
have some left over and I... No, I
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we were going to get the tree a hernia.
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I sure did.
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Wow. Well, lay some of that cash on me.
I'm busted.
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Will you keep your paws off her money?
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Hi, y 'all. Hi, Alana.
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Okay, are you ready to go shopping,
baby?
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Yes, Mama.
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Okay. But promise me you won't peek
while I do my shopping. Child, I am too
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to peek.
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The Christmas rush at the boutique has
been simply out of hand. Out of mind.
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Honey, listen. Laser pushing and shoving
and screaming and kicking and yelling
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and pulling hair. And that's just in the
restroom.
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Excuse me, honey.
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What is this?
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Well, Lona, that is our Christmas tree.
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I've seen mop panels with more leaves on
it than that.
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I stickle in her drawers.
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How'd she find out? Oh, bugger!
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Was there anything else I can do for you
warm folks in this generous, warm
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season? Uh -oh, J .J., Bookman's being
nice. He must expect something.
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Yeah, Bookman's expecting a green
Christmas.
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I'm appalled.
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I mean, the thought of a Christmas bonus
never entered my mind.
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Oh, I'm glad, honey, because it never
entered our minds either.
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Hey, the word's out on the street that
you guys are giving a Christmas Eve
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party. That's right, Bookman.
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That is spending it alone.
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You see, Penny, Mrs. Bookman's going to
spend Christmas with her mother. See, my
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mother -in -law and I don't get along at
all.
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She's never forgiven me for stealing her
only daughter, and I've never forgiven
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her for letting me steal her.
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It sounds like I'm listening to a soap
opera as the booger turns.
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Goodie, goodie. Come on, darling.
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Okay. Oh, Mr. Bookman? Yes, Penny?
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After we're gone, could you bring up the
you -know -what from the you -know
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-where for the you -know -who?
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Thanks a lot, Scrooge.
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Okay,
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we can start over here.
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But, Mommy, you promised to let me shop
by myself.
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Okay, baby.
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Now, listen. We'll both do our shopping
and eat back here in one hour. And if
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you miss me, get a cab and come on home,
okay? Here's your carpet.
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Penny. Yes, Mama? I love you.
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This is the happiest Christmas ever.
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Me, too.
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Oh, look.
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Oh, look, baby. There's Santa Claus.
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Hi, Santa.
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My name is Penny.
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Hello, Penny.
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And my name is Linda.
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And I got some reindeer named Donner and
Bitson and Bendad.
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I wish you joy and I wish you cheer.
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Have a cool you and a mellow new year.
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Would you like some gifts to hang in
your stocking?
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I take Master Charge and validate
parking.
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Oh, Lenny, why don't you go climb a
chimney?
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Look, it's been a long day.
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Did you want to see something?
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Yes. What?
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About $10 .50 worth for the best mama in
the whole world.
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$10 .50 worth.
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What's her size?
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About this high and this wide and about
this far.
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I'm sorry I asked.
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Oh, wait a minute.
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This little heart in the tank, can I see
that?
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Oh, this is our last... one.
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It's beautiful.
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How much is it? You're in luck. Ten
dollars.
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She'll love it. I'll take it. Okay.
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Oh, excuse me.
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That'll be ten dollars and fifty cents.
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You want a gift wrap? No, I'll do it
myself.
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Okay.
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Well, maybe somebody did take it. You
know, at Christmas time, the pickpockets
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come out of the woodwork.
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Oh, my money was in there. What am I
going to do?
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I'm sorry, honey.
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Really, I am.
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You got that bike together yet?
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All together, Michael. All together.
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Yes, sir.
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Hey,
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J .J., look at that bike.
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Michael, what's wrong with it?
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What's wrong with it? Are you sure you
didn't get it from the same place you
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that tree?
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Come on, put this bike away. Hurry up.
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And fix the seat right here.
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Oh, sure.
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How are your corns?
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You don't ask people about their corns.
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Oh, that's all right.
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Actually, they're much better.
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Now they only hurt when I walk.
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Um, you're here to see Wilona and Penny,
right?
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Yes. The probationary period is nearly
up, and now the department is
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the final adoption.
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Oh, Wilona is a great mother.
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So you can make the adoption final right
now.
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Well, I do have to make out my report, K
.K.
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Uh,
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that's J .J.
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Well, it's only one letter away.
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Oh, I certainly hope that Miss Woods
gets home early. I have a meeting
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Corn sufferers anonymous.
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Earth Anonymous.
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Yes, it's a club I belong to, and if any
member gets a corn attack, they call
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other members, and then they all come
over, and we try on each other's shoes
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until the pain goes away.
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Well, I'll make you some coffee, okay?
Thank you.
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Hi.
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Oh, Miss Dawes, what are you doing here?
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Well, I just... thought it was time to
make an honest woman of you, Ms. Woods.
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Oh, well, not that you're not honest.
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I mean, it's time to make Penny
legitimate.
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Not that she's not legitimate.
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I mean, it's final adoption time.
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Final adoption time! Out of sight!
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Where's Penny?
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Well, Anna, we thought she was with you.
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Well, she was, but I told her we got
mixed up in the department store to come
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home. She should be here by now.
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Oh, that's probably hard now. Let me get
on over there as soon as I can.
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I was waiting for you.
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Sorry I couldn't meet you.
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Oh, hi, Mr. Duff. Hello, sweetheart.
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Can I help you? Are you the little
girl's mother? Yes, I am.
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Well, I'm sorry to tell you this, but
this young lady's been picked up for
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shoplifting.
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I won't do it again, Mama. I promise.
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I just wanted to get you that present
more than anything.
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Oh, Penny.
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There'll be no more excuses.
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You did a very wrong thing. It's a good
thing the department store left it in my
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hand. I'm sorry.
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Go home and wait for me. I have a lot of
talking to do to you when I get there.
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I'm just glad I don't have to spend
Christmas in the slammer.
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Kids, I want to talk to Miss Dobbs
alone. Do you mind? Oh, of course not,
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We've got to put Penny's bike together
anyway.
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Forget about the bike for now. She's not
getting it for Christmas.
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What? I've got to learn how to read all
those instructions in Japanese?
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JJ, it's important I talk to Miss Dobbs.
All right, all right.
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Siren hour.
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Miss Dobbs, I hope you don't think I'm
being too rough on her, but she has to
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punished. Well, I'm afraid the problem
is more serious than that.
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What do you mean?
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The child is stealing.
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But I'm punishing her for it. I told you
I was punishing her for it. Well,
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that's good. That's very good.
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Parental discipline is very important.
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Miss Woods, may I call you Wilona?
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I feel that with my dropping in here
twice a month, we've become very good
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friends. Yeah, call me Wilona.
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Wilona, I feel that this is the wrong
environment for Penny.
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Miss Dobbs, how can you pop in here
twice a month and tell me you think this
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the wrong environment for Penny? There
is nothing wrong with this environment.
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Well, maybe things have gotten a little
bit out of control.
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Things have gotten out of control!
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I'm sorry.
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It's the first time anything has ever
happened. Penny has never stolen before.
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She won't do it again. I promise you
that. Well, I'm sorry too, Walona, but
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got my instructions.
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I'm afraid this puts a different light
on the adoption.
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Miss Dobbs, please don't say that.
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Well, I'm afraid that the department
will want to investigate further before
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can recommend final adoption.
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Miss Dobbs, look, why don't you do this?
Why don't you come to our Christmas Eve
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party? Then you can see for yourself
what a warm and loving environment this
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really is, okay?
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Well, maybe I could do that. Oh, thanks.
Hey, by the way, what is your first
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name?
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Hortense.
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But don't tell anybody.
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Not even my husband.
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You mean your husband doesn't even know
your first name? I told him it was
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Carlotta.
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Our marriage needs all the romance it
can get.
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Well... Merry Christmas.
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Yeah.
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Merry Christmas.
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Could I have another cup of that
delicious eggnog? All right, sure, Miss
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Here you go.
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Fresh one. Hey, you better watch out.
Don't let that eggnog sneak up on you.
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Sneak up? I think it's passing me.
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Would you believe that my mother wanted
me to be a ballerina?
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You know, in our school play...
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I was the only sugar plum fairy wearing
Dr.
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Scholl's.
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Well, peace on earth, goodwill toward
feet.
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Well, looks like Mrs. Dobbins is having
a lot of fun. What does it matter?
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Tomorrow when her head clears up, she'll
remember about the adoption.
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I might even lose Penny.
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that much time. I gotta get back to the
North Pole. My elves are waiting for me.
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Grumpy, Sneezy, and Leroy.
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Those are dwarves.
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Dwarves, elves, whatever. All I know is
they keep biting me on the knee.
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Ho, ho, ho.
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Ho, ho, ho.
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What a great looking tree you got here.
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Woo, hoo, hoo. I couldn't have picked
out a better tree myself.
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It's an honor leaving presents under
this tree. Ho, ho, ho.
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You're a lucky little girl to have Santa
Claus come to your party. It's really
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JJ's. Oh.
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Ho, ho, ho!
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Merry Christmas, Vinnie!
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Merry Christmas, Santa. I came all the
way from the North Pole and I'm hungry.
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Do you have any food for me and my
reindeer?
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Do your reindeers eat clam dip?
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No.
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Santa came to your party after all. It's
really Mr.
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Buffalo Bats. Oh.
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Is there no enchantment left in
children?
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Hey, Santa, can I ask you a favor?
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Yeah, sure. What is it? You know, when I
was a little kid, my mother never took
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me to see Santa Claus. And I've always
had this secret longing.
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Can I sit in your lap?
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And me end up with a fractured lap?
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Miss Dobbs, I talk to you now.
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Merry Christmas.
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Fill her up.
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Unleaded.
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This is the most delicious eggnog.
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Eggnog. Eggnog.
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One hell of a drink you're serving here.
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Well, I'm glad you like it there, Miss
Dobbs.
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Oh, call me Carla.
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having such a wonderful time.
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I feel like singing.
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Well, go ahead. Be my guest.
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I am your guest.
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Unless I'm at the wrong party.
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Attention, everyone.
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Carlotto would like to sing a little
song here.
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Do you have a piano?
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No, we sent ours out to be dry clean.
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Well, I'll just have to sing Acapulco.
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On the first day of Christmas, my true
love sent to me a partridge in a pear
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tree.
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On the second day of Christmas, my true
love sent to me two turtlenecks and
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a partridge in a pear tree.
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On the twelfth day...
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Wait a minute.
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I would never eat a turtle.
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Come on, let's have a little private
talk. A little talk? What about?
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About Penny.
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Oh, what about Penny?
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You've seen her environment, right? It's
full of love and fun and good vibes.
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Are you going to let me keep her?
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Well, I don't know.
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One Christmas party does not an adoption
make.
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I see.
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Tell me something, Miss Dobbs.
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Do the people down at the family and
children's services know that you can
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really...
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Oh, good heavens, no.
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Oh, no, that department is so, oh, how
can I say it? Conservative?
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No, stuffy.
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They frown on any kind of frivolity.
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Oh, do they?
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What would you say if I told you I had a
tape recorder going?
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A tape recorder? The tape thing?
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Yes.
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Oh, you wouldn't.
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Oh, yes, I would. Every supervisor in
your department.
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Shall I play it back for you now so you
can see what it's going to sound like to
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them?
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Too turtled up, my love, too turtled up.
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Since I couldn't get you a Christmas
present, well, I made you something.
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What?
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Oh, thank you.
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It's the same as the one I was going to
buy you, only it's made out of paper.
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Oh, Penny, it's priceless.
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Just what I wanted, baby.
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Chance, can I talk to you a minute?
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Look, I got something I got to tell you.
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There's no tape recorder.
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I couldn't have played anything for the
department.
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And even if I could, I couldn't stoop to
anything that underhanded. It's not my
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style. Oh, I see.
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Well, Walona, there's something that I
want to tell you, too.
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After being here tonight and seeing all
the fun and the love and the good vibes,
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well, I've already made up my mind to
recommend the final adoption.
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What can I do to thank you?
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You can get off my corn.
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Merry Christmas, everybody!
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studio audience.
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