All language subtitles for Girlfriends s02e19 X Does Not Mark the Spot

William, just think.

A few months ago, I was down and out,
peddling through the streets of Los

Angeles with nothing but these and a
prayer.

But now look at me. I have a company and
one of L .A.'s best lawyers.

And as one of the best, I'm going to
need a $10 ,000 retainer against a $400

hour rate.

$400? You ain't that good.

All right, $250.

I was trying to see if I could get over.

I like that in a lawyer conniving and
sneaky and tripping because 250 is crazy

money

Come on. Get off your knees. No, I want
you to go over to what?

Chris, Chris, I cannot do this. Why not?

Because I look cute.

Last night, we had a Joan day. We went
and we saw a play at the table. But

tonight, we're going to have a Chris
day. It'll be fun.

I don't get it. How is jumping over a
fence and hiking up a hill fun? It will

fun once we get to the top and we start
making out under the stars, okay?

Why don't we go to the movies and watch
two stars make out? Joe, come on.

Chris, I'm going to scuff my shoe. Oh,
take them off. No, I'm not, no.

Oh, oh, okay.

What are you doing?

I'm rubbing on this pretty foot about to
nibble all on it.

All right, well, don't forget the other
one.

Oh, hey, oh, God!

Not my Christian love again!

There you are.

Yep, here I am. Hi, Tony. Don't hi -Tony
me. Why... haven't you gotten back to

me? Are you or are you not my attorney?

Well, I would be if you hadn't postdated
your check.

Doesn't matter.

Okay, we shook on it. Therefore, I own
you.

Perhaps you're not familiar with the
13th Amendment to the Constitution,

prohibits slavery.

Of course I'm not. That's why I need an
attorney.

You're right, Tony. I am your lawyer.

But first, we need to set some
parameters.

First of all, you don't interrupt my
dinner time.

I have a very delicate digestive system
and a not fully functional uvula.

Secondly, I'm not available between 5 a
.m. and 7 a .m. That's when I meditate,

work out, and have my daily chat with
Mom.

I need it.

Okay, well, that means that the rest of
the day belongs to me.

And don't tell me you've got other work
because I've been down to that firm and

y 'all don't do diddly.

Tony, what's the problem?

A blockbuster bill?

just the bill. That's a character
assassination.

Some pimple -faced little clerk had the
audacity to accuse Tony Childs of not

returning chicken run.

Pick up Jabari from some ranger station.

Of course, my baby knows better than to
trespass. I guess it all comes down to

home training.

No, thanks to your mama, Joan.

Oh, my God, you guys.

Joan has achy on her neck.

It's one month, and we're right on
schedule.

Okay, remind me how old you are again.
30. Going on stupid.

Okay, okay, I got busted.

So what?

No, no, no, Joan. You see, there are two
kinds of people in the world. Those who

post bail, you, and those who need bail,
me.

You guys, I'm loosening up, shaking up
my image. Don't you remember on my 30th

birthday, I said I was going to start
taking more risks?

Well, Chris is my second chance to be
young.

Joan. Are you just using this boy to get
your groove back, or do you really,

really like him?

Because my little cousin Tammy needs a
date for the spring fling.

And he might like her.

She don't have no three -month -old.

Maya, I really like him.

So tell your little fresh -tailed cousin
to back off.

Oh, God, Joan.

I went to the ranger station. I went to
the Hollywood precinct. I didn't know

where they took you. I was worried about
you, too.

Oh, I'm here now, baby. Come here. Ah,
ah, ah, ah, ah.

Hold up, playboy.

Why did you abandon our girl? It was
dark.

Look, I ran down the mountain with a
girl with curly hair, right? And I

that it was Joan until she put up a
fight when I tried to put her in the

Fred.

Okay, I like you.

And I think you mean well.

But look, every time I ever got busted
for having sex in a public place,

My man stood by my side.

In fact, one time, two men stood by my
side.

That's a story for when you're a little
older.

Look, I tried.

I really... Well, you know what, Chris?
Hello? You need to try a little harder,

okay? Yeah. When we put Joan in your
care, we didn't expect to have to bust

out of Oz.

Whoa, wait a minute. They put you behind
bars? No.

Chris, I got a police citation.

Well, technically, Lynn got the
citation.

You put my name on your citation?

I am a lawyer. I could be attorney
general one day. I can't let this whole

Runyon Gate thing ruin me.

Are you sure you can get rid of these
hickeys by the morning? Believe me, the

cold spoon always works.

Oh, come in. I know, I know. Joan?

I hope that you don't think I'm being a
bad influence on you. No, I mean, you

know, I'm not forcing you to do anything
you don't want to do, am I? Don't be

ridiculous. I'm a big girl. I make my
own decisions.

So, what do you want to do now?

Whatever you want to do.

It is about time.

No, not that.

Look, where are we on the whole basis
thing again?

Well, we are two weeks from third and
two months from home.

You know, after all this waiting, you
better be a freak.

William, why are you avoiding me?

I am so sorry, Mr. Dent. I know I'm
supposed to tell her that you're not

but she scares me.

Oh, sweetie, you don't have to be afraid
of me.

Tony Charles is a friend to all.

I am working. Why are you here?

Now, I thought we set up some
parameters.

Oh, parameters, shrameters.

My manicurist is trying to pull a fast
one.

Is this a French tip to you?

You can't be hassling me every five
seconds.

I have other clients that need me
besides you. Now, you hired me for

services, not personal idiotic ones.

Look, Buster.

I'll have you note the name of my
business is Tony Childs Realty. If Tony

is stressed, the business is stressed.
Ipso facto, Tony Childs is your

Now, pull out your Polaroid and start
snapping pictures of Exhibits A

J.

Something about a madman and... Build up
that! ...armed and ready.

Wee!

Man, that mix was tight, Chris.

Hit me back on the two -way, man, in
about a week. You know, I'm gonna be in

studio with one of my new artists, man.
I might have something for you. Well,

thanks, man!

Oh, yeah, oh, yeah. Yay!

Oh, yeah. Wait, I know you.

You're Lil' Romeo's daddy.

And who are you, Chris' mama?

Hey,

B, this is my girl, June.

Nice to meet you. I guess you do have
your own identity.

I was just kind of like kitten when I
see the Chris mama thing.

You way sexy.

I'm so

impressed. You know, Mr. P.

Are you impressed enough to knock a
month off the three month rule?

Okay, I want to see your sexy butt on
the dance floor.

Booty shaking has inspired me. Oh, so
I've been told.

Chris,

you want a sweet and tiny?

I'll take one.

No, just relax. You know what? You're
hyperventilating, okay?

So just relax.

How can I relax?

I can't relax.

I don't do drugs, Chris.

No, I know, but you didn't know that you
was taking it?

Okay, look, it's not really a drug,
okay? It's a party pill. You know,

therapists use it for troubled married
folks, you know, to get them to hug and

stuff, okay? It's a hug drug, and
everybody here is on it, and they're

okay? And you'll be fine.

Chris, I don't feel fine. Okay, look,
look, you'll come down in about four

hours, I promise, okay? Or sooner,
because I just snapped out of mind.

Listen, listen, you're just having a bad
trip. Okay, so I want you to drink some

water. No, I don't want any water. I
just want my head to stop pounding.

Okay, listen, listen. I'm going to go
get my shift covered now. I'll take you

home, okay?

Take her to the hospital. No, no, no,
please, guys, no.

I'm a lawyer.

They're going to think I'm a drug
addict. I could get fired.

You know what? You're driving me crazy
with that.

What? It's the ecstasy commenced with
your spinal fluid level and that some

people have strokes.

Okay, that's it. We're going to the
emergency room. Come on. No, no, no, no,

no, no. Chris said that this is going to
wear off after about four hours. He

said it's the hug drug.

I probably just need a hug.

Okay, Joan.

That is how they sell you. They tell you
it's a hug drug. Oh, it was once legal.

Therapists use it.

Why are you yelling when my head hurts
like this and my body is over there?

Because, Joan, you took a street drug.

You don't even know what's in it. It
could be laced with anything.

Heroin, PCP, speed...

Don't hate because your hair's all tore
up.

You guys, thank you so much for staying
here with me.

Oh, Joan.

Of course we stayed.

We love you.

Joan. Well, look, the candy man.

What the hell are you doing here? I
thought I told you down at the club to

away from Joan. I just wanted to make
sure that Joan was okay.

I've been to every hospital in town.

Where was all that concern when you were
doping her up down at that crack house?

Tony.

Tony. No, no, Joan. This man is no good
for you.

You know what?

You just locked down on a date with my
little cousin Tammy, too.

What? I'm tired.

You know what, Chris? Right now is not
really a good time. Why don't you just

go? No, stay, okay?

You guys just give me a minute to talk
to Chris, okay?

I can handle this. All right.

But if he pulls out any more of those
funny pills, you holler. Move!

Do they think I'm some

kind of drug addict?

Yeah. And my pusher.

Joan, it was an accident. An accident?

Chris, I have an IV in my arm. But you
should know that I would never hurt you.

And you should know me well enough to
know that I would never take ecstasy.

I thought that, you know, you was
drinking. I just assumed that I... I

up.

You know what?

You don't know me, and I clearly don't
know you.

Because I don't date people who do
drugs.

Now, wait a minute.

All right, now look, you're talking to
me like I'm a drug addict. I pop X every

once in a while.

I don't do drugs ever, and I don't date
people who do drugs ever. Okay, okay,

I'll stop.

All right, look, maybe we don't know
each other as well as we thought. But

I know you, and I know you well enough
to know that I don't want us to stop

seeing each other.

Why, Crip?

What do you like about me? Well, for one
thing, I like the fact that you took a

chance on me.

I know that people have been cracking on
you about us, but you're a strong woman

with a strong mind.

I like the fact that you introduced me
to new things. I had never been to a

before.

You know?

And funny enough, I kind of like the
fact you got a three -month rule.

I do. I even told my sister that she
should get one.

And on top of all that, I just... I just
think that you're really beautiful.

Don't believe him.

He's a druggie.

I got H for you. I saw the corner.

He's just trying to get in your purse
and get some money for his next fix.

Tony Child.

All right, all right, but don't blame me
when you're selling scrap metal to

support his habit.

I saw that on the corner, too.

Okay, I know that you guys are really
mad at me now, but I don't want us to

seeing each other.

Don't. Not over some ex. Look, it's not
a big deal to me. I don't need it, and I

don't want it.

And in fact, after what's happened to
you, I'm done.

I meant what I said before, and that's
true whether you want to keep seeing me

or not.

Well... I guess not everything we had

was bad.

Joan, look, I am so sorry.

Can we start over?

Oh, we would have to.

Chris, we've been going out for a month,
and we don't know much about each

other. I mean, all that stuff you said
about me being strong and beautiful

proves that you do know me a little bit.

Okay?

But not enough.

All right, well, I look forward to
getting to know you.

Well, good.

Because we're going to have a lot of
time to talk. That whole three -month

thing?

It's going to start again.

That's your punishment.

But I just ran from you in the lobby.

Damn, woman, you're not just crazy.
You're... You're a witch.