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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,460 --> 00:00:08,440 Okay, everybody, there's fruitcake in the oven, eggnog in the fridge, and 2 00:00:08,440 --> 00:00:10,640 chestnuts roasting on an open fire. 3 00:00:11,080 --> 00:00:13,080 Actually, you've only got the open fire. 4 00:00:13,500 --> 00:00:14,500 I got hungry. 5 00:00:15,820 --> 00:00:17,460 Ho, ho, ho! 6 00:00:18,180 --> 00:00:19,520 Merry Christmas! 7 00:00:19,960 --> 00:00:21,560 Merry Christmas, everybody! 8 00:00:22,100 --> 00:00:23,320 William! That's Mr. 9 00:00:23,540 --> 00:00:24,540 Kringle if you're nasty. 10 00:00:26,280 --> 00:00:28,080 William, what are you doing? I'm practicing. 11 00:00:28,360 --> 00:00:29,740 I'm a new office party Santa. 12 00:00:30,560 --> 00:00:33,000 McDonald's been hogging this suit for the past 20 years, but... 13 00:00:33,370 --> 00:00:36,690 Thanks to an energetic hooker and an undiagnosed heart condition, he'll be 14 00:00:36,690 --> 00:00:40,130 having an angioplasty and I'll be spreading glad tidings of great joy. 15 00:00:42,090 --> 00:00:45,190 All right, well, you're just in time to deck the halls with Baz and Holly. 16 00:00:45,410 --> 00:00:50,750 No, really, I want you guys to deck the halls. Grab some Holly. 17 00:00:51,110 --> 00:00:53,690 All right, but I'm not donning any gay apparel. 18 00:00:54,010 --> 00:00:57,210 Honey, you're wearing black patent leather boots with heels. 19 00:00:57,470 --> 00:00:58,470 Too late. 20 00:01:07,070 --> 00:01:09,870 My girlfriend. 21 00:01:11,430 --> 00:01:13,890 For anything. 22 00:01:14,870 --> 00:01:17,530 My girlfriend. 23 00:01:34,960 --> 00:01:37,540 meaning of Christmas has been lost in all this commercialism. What about 24 00:01:37,540 --> 00:01:38,640 celebrating the birth of Jesus? 25 00:01:38,880 --> 00:01:40,300 Why isn't that gift enough? 26 00:01:40,740 --> 00:01:42,820 Because that leaves Santa out of the equation. 27 00:01:43,200 --> 00:01:46,820 And Christmas time without Santa, that was just winter. 28 00:01:47,960 --> 00:01:48,960 Well, 29 00:01:49,560 --> 00:01:53,820 one way to avoid this crass commercialism is to set a $5 limit for 30 00:01:53,960 --> 00:01:55,160 That's what Bosco and I did. 31 00:01:55,500 --> 00:01:58,600 Uh -uh, forget that. I might be broke, but I want any broke gifts. 32 00:01:59,990 --> 00:02:03,690 Wait, Linda, does this whole $5 limit thing have to do with the fact that 33 00:02:03,690 --> 00:02:04,690 still doesn't have a job? 34 00:02:05,110 --> 00:02:06,110 Well, that depends. 35 00:02:06,150 --> 00:02:07,770 I was working my last nerve a job. 36 00:02:08,810 --> 00:02:11,910 Look, five bucks or not, he better get you something good after all he's put 37 00:02:11,910 --> 00:02:14,250 through. Well, there's one way to make sure you get what you want. 38 00:02:15,310 --> 00:02:16,930 You can come and sit on Santa's lap. 39 00:02:18,510 --> 00:02:19,510 Oh, please. 40 00:02:19,530 --> 00:02:21,470 I didn't fall for that when you didn't have a Santa suit on. 41 00:02:23,330 --> 00:02:24,330 Well, how about you, Maya? 42 00:02:24,870 --> 00:02:25,950 Come on, I need the practice. 43 00:02:26,370 --> 00:02:27,370 All right. Right, Santa. 44 00:02:27,700 --> 00:02:31,660 But if one hand even grazes my ass, you'll be kicked in your jingle bells. 45 00:02:34,180 --> 00:02:37,440 Not threatened, Santa. Okay. He's only jolly until provoked. 46 00:02:38,300 --> 00:02:40,280 So, what do you want for Christmas, little girl? 47 00:02:41,800 --> 00:02:45,120 I want my husband to like my friends. 48 00:02:45,600 --> 00:02:47,220 Well, mostly just Joan. 49 00:02:47,520 --> 00:02:49,800 What? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. And what? 50 00:02:50,840 --> 00:02:54,420 Wait, wait, wait. Why does Darnell still hate me? I haven't done anything to... 51 00:02:54,490 --> 00:02:58,030 that man off in weeks. Okay, Darnell's problem is he just doesn't know you. But 52 00:02:58,030 --> 00:03:01,890 that is going to change because I want y 'all to come to my house for Christmas. 53 00:03:02,110 --> 00:03:06,370 But, but, but, but, uh, uh, everybody knows that I am the holiday person. 54 00:03:06,610 --> 00:03:10,470 We always do the holidays at my house. Well, now, if you'll allow Santa to play 55 00:03:10,470 --> 00:03:13,170 Solomon for a minute, why not split the baby in half? 56 00:03:13,390 --> 00:03:15,650 Do Christmas Eve at Jones and Christmas Day at Meyer. 57 00:03:15,870 --> 00:03:18,410 Wait, why don't you get Christmas Day? All right, you would have ended up with 58 00:03:18,410 --> 00:03:19,410 half a baby, wouldn't you? 59 00:03:28,780 --> 00:03:29,880 gonna have to get me anything? 60 00:03:30,320 --> 00:03:31,319 Open it. 61 00:03:31,320 --> 00:03:32,320 Open it. 62 00:03:32,340 --> 00:03:33,340 But I'm glad it is. 63 00:03:36,700 --> 00:03:37,880 A watch! 64 00:03:38,980 --> 00:03:40,460 Damn, it's beautiful! 65 00:03:41,900 --> 00:03:42,900 And I needed one. 66 00:03:43,920 --> 00:03:47,280 Yeah, I kind of got that when you said, man, I sure do need a watch. 67 00:03:49,500 --> 00:03:53,520 Now I feel bad. You know, I only got you a cookie. 68 00:03:54,360 --> 00:03:55,360 Merry Christmas. 69 00:03:55,700 --> 00:03:57,840 Oh, you know me so well. 70 00:03:59,240 --> 00:04:02,440 I love Christmas cookies. Oh, it's not much. 71 00:04:02,720 --> 00:04:07,380 Just cookies that I baked from scratch till midnight by myself right here, but 72 00:04:07,380 --> 00:04:08,380 hey. 73 00:04:08,780 --> 00:04:09,780 Thank you. 74 00:04:09,860 --> 00:04:11,520 And thank you for the watch. 75 00:04:12,340 --> 00:04:15,580 And keep the tin. I can keep my bullets and something else. 76 00:04:21,700 --> 00:04:22,700 Hey, 77 00:04:22,980 --> 00:04:23,980 Santa. 78 00:04:24,260 --> 00:04:27,740 I just put out my annual holiday cookies. You want to nibble on my 79 00:04:29,130 --> 00:04:31,990 I'm not certain, but I think that's sexual harassment. 80 00:04:33,910 --> 00:04:34,910 Hey, Santa. 81 00:04:35,070 --> 00:04:36,070 Looking good. 82 00:04:36,090 --> 00:04:37,069 Hey, Sabrina. 83 00:04:37,070 --> 00:04:38,630 I'll be putting you on my nice list. 84 00:04:39,870 --> 00:04:42,050 Hey, Heidi. I know where you've been sleeping. 85 00:04:42,990 --> 00:04:43,990 William, 86 00:04:45,210 --> 00:04:47,450 isn't it if you've been sleeping? With her, it's where. 87 00:04:48,910 --> 00:04:50,450 She put the ho in ho, ho, ho. 88 00:04:51,650 --> 00:04:53,950 Really, Tom? What? Santa knows all. 89 00:04:54,610 --> 00:04:57,950 People sit in your lap and tell you stuff. It's like a lap dance. and a 90 00:04:57,950 --> 00:04:59,230 confessional all wrapped up in one. 91 00:05:00,950 --> 00:05:02,350 William, what happened to your pants? 92 00:05:03,570 --> 00:05:04,730 Oh, no! 93 00:05:05,530 --> 00:05:06,610 Oh, man! 94 00:05:07,770 --> 00:05:09,270 How did you stain those? 95 00:05:09,530 --> 00:05:10,810 Oh, there's no way of knowing. 96 00:05:11,350 --> 00:05:12,470 I'm a sleepwalker. 97 00:05:14,030 --> 00:05:15,470 You slept in the suit? 98 00:05:15,950 --> 00:05:16,949 Yeah. 99 00:05:16,950 --> 00:05:18,070 Like that's so weird. 100 00:05:20,390 --> 00:05:22,290 Oh, hey, Darnell, hey. 101 00:05:22,690 --> 00:05:24,070 Merry Christmas, Bethany. 102 00:05:24,510 --> 00:05:26,170 What'd you call me? No, no, no. 103 00:05:26,970 --> 00:05:30,470 It's a German holiday cookie. It's a spicy ball with the dark center. I 104 00:05:30,470 --> 00:05:33,050 put them out for the office party along with the Abel Clippers. 105 00:05:33,490 --> 00:05:36,550 Oh, no, you don't care about any of this, do you? Not at all. No. 106 00:05:37,370 --> 00:05:39,610 Where's Maya? Oh, she's still at lunch. Okay. 107 00:05:40,390 --> 00:05:43,870 Oh, what's the name of that Japanese place that y 'all go to? Because maybe I 108 00:05:43,870 --> 00:05:46,370 can catch her. No, no, no. Actually, she's shopping. 109 00:05:46,950 --> 00:05:47,950 She went shopping. 110 00:05:48,310 --> 00:05:49,310 Okay. 111 00:05:49,450 --> 00:05:53,070 Hey, while I'm here, I want to ask you advice about something. 112 00:05:53,750 --> 00:05:55,150 Advice? Wait, for me? 113 00:05:56,010 --> 00:05:57,400 Yes. Sure, okay. 114 00:05:58,800 --> 00:06:01,740 All right, Maya's been hinting about wanting a watch for Christmas. 115 00:06:02,020 --> 00:06:05,720 I thought we might be able to recommend something. Oh, of course. Well, she 116 00:06:05,720 --> 00:06:10,260 loves my Bulgari, and she's always admired Tony's Rolex until Tony pawned 117 00:06:10,320 --> 00:06:13,780 but... How much were you looking to spend? 118 00:06:14,020 --> 00:06:15,020 About a hundred. 119 00:06:19,440 --> 00:06:21,440 Have you tried the softer side of Sears? 120 00:06:25,710 --> 00:06:28,390 Don't, don't, don't. Maya, I have exciting news. 121 00:06:28,650 --> 00:06:32,030 Darnell came by to see you, and we had a nice talk. I think he's warming up to 122 00:06:32,030 --> 00:06:35,590 me. Darnell came here? Yes, I told him you were shopping. Isn't it ironic that 123 00:06:35,590 --> 00:06:39,670 just when your husband and I are becoming friends, you go and have an 124 00:06:40,930 --> 00:06:45,030 I am not having an affair. But thanks for covering, girl. I'm not doing it 125 00:06:45,030 --> 00:06:46,030 again. 126 00:06:46,910 --> 00:06:49,270 Maya, I don't feel comfortable lying to your husband. 127 00:06:49,850 --> 00:06:50,850 Okay. 128 00:06:51,430 --> 00:06:53,050 But would you look at what's there? 129 00:07:00,110 --> 00:07:06,550 girl i knew it was nice but you are sleeping with him aren't you 130 00:07:06,550 --> 00:07:12,170 oh no joan we are just friends he gave me a watch i gave him my cookies 131 00:07:12,170 --> 00:07:18,030 okay that didn't come out right well that's where you're headed because when 132 00:07:18,030 --> 00:07:22,710 man gives a woman an expensive watch it's more than just merry christmas it's 133 00:07:22,710 --> 00:07:26,710 merry christmas now drop your panties well good thing mine are cute 134 00:07:31,370 --> 00:07:32,370 I'm giving the watch back. 135 00:07:37,290 --> 00:07:39,090 Hey. Wait, what are you doing? 136 00:07:39,510 --> 00:07:40,510 Shut the door. 137 00:07:42,730 --> 00:07:43,730 What's going on? 138 00:07:44,270 --> 00:07:46,130 Yvonne got that stain out of my pants. 139 00:07:46,630 --> 00:07:48,370 Along with three yards of fabric. 140 00:07:51,090 --> 00:07:53,650 She shrunk them, Joan. What am I going to do now? 141 00:07:55,850 --> 00:07:58,370 I don't know. You could turn tricks in West Hollywood. 142 00:07:59,470 --> 00:08:00,470 Oh, sure. 143 00:08:00,800 --> 00:08:01,900 Sure, go ahead, laugh. 144 00:08:02,220 --> 00:08:03,740 Maybe you can find another suit. 145 00:08:04,360 --> 00:08:07,480 Check the Colibri costume shop. There's no Santa suit. 146 00:08:08,040 --> 00:08:09,740 Just your regular Hanukkah pants. 147 00:08:11,260 --> 00:08:15,720 William, you can still make it work, but if you're going to wear the Santa hot 148 00:08:15,720 --> 00:08:18,620 pants, you might want to go with a matching Santa tube top. 149 00:08:30,220 --> 00:08:33,919 Maya, I said you were going to give that back. Oh, yeah. 150 00:08:34,260 --> 00:08:35,280 Just went on the right time. 151 00:08:35,760 --> 00:08:36,760 Get it. 152 00:08:38,020 --> 00:08:39,720 I'm giving it back now. 153 00:08:41,100 --> 00:08:42,100 When, Maya? 154 00:08:43,340 --> 00:08:44,340 Now. Hey, 155 00:08:46,280 --> 00:08:50,580 ladies. Merry Christmas, Ken. Merry Christmas. William is hiding under his 156 00:08:50,580 --> 00:08:53,740 trying to work up his courage. I promise I bring him some more eggnog and some 157 00:08:53,740 --> 00:08:54,900 lotion for those ashy knees. 158 00:08:56,140 --> 00:08:57,140 Excuse me. 159 00:08:58,300 --> 00:08:59,300 Long story. 160 00:09:00,400 --> 00:09:04,740 Stan, I asked you to come down here so I could give you your watch back. 161 00:09:05,360 --> 00:09:07,100 What, is it losing time? No, no. 162 00:09:07,440 --> 00:09:08,560 It's $1 ,500. 163 00:09:09,200 --> 00:09:10,200 It's too much. 164 00:09:10,740 --> 00:09:15,160 Look, it's more than just a Christmas gift. It's also a thank you gift for 165 00:09:15,160 --> 00:09:18,460 helping me get my job and for being my friend. I don't know. It just seems like 166 00:09:18,460 --> 00:09:19,940 we're not at a point. No strings. 167 00:09:20,420 --> 00:09:21,420 No strings. 168 00:09:21,580 --> 00:09:24,800 I gave it to you. If you don't want it, give it to somebody else. 169 00:09:25,080 --> 00:09:26,100 Well, I didn't mean to get you all upset. 170 00:09:26,400 --> 00:09:27,620 You can never get me upset. Okay. 171 00:09:27,820 --> 00:09:29,340 Please, just keep it. 172 00:09:30,600 --> 00:09:33,780 I'm going to get back to my office, but they're forcing all the new guys to put 173 00:09:33,780 --> 00:09:37,040 on these reindeer antlers and go prancing through the lobby, so I've got 174 00:09:37,040 --> 00:09:38,080 up there and get nice and drunk. 175 00:09:38,640 --> 00:09:39,640 Thanks again. 176 00:09:40,120 --> 00:09:41,140 I do love this watch. 177 00:09:44,980 --> 00:09:45,980 Oh, thank you. 178 00:09:48,240 --> 00:09:49,740 Hey, Donnell. 179 00:09:50,120 --> 00:09:51,300 Surprise. Yes. 180 00:09:51,740 --> 00:09:53,340 I didn't think you wanted to come. 181 00:09:53,720 --> 00:09:56,840 Well, you always say. Saying that I'm stuck in my ways and I ain't open to 182 00:09:56,840 --> 00:10:00,560 change. Well, I changed my mind and my clothes and here I am. Well, that's 183 00:10:00,560 --> 00:10:01,560 great, baby. 184 00:10:01,980 --> 00:10:04,180 You want some eggnog? Yeah. 185 00:10:04,900 --> 00:10:06,400 Able slivers. Oh, 186 00:10:07,520 --> 00:10:09,280 hell. Joan got you talking in tongues, too. 187 00:10:11,020 --> 00:10:11,839 What's that? 188 00:10:11,840 --> 00:10:12,940 What? On your arm. 189 00:10:13,660 --> 00:10:16,980 Oh. That's where I burn myself making them cookies that you love. 190 00:10:17,240 --> 00:10:18,520 No, the watch, Maya. 191 00:10:18,780 --> 00:10:19,780 Huh? 192 00:10:19,900 --> 00:10:21,180 A Concord? 193 00:10:21,420 --> 00:10:23,180 Where'd you get an expensive watch like this? 194 00:10:23,600 --> 00:10:24,600 Of this watch. 195 00:10:24,780 --> 00:10:25,920 The Concord. 196 00:10:26,920 --> 00:10:30,080 We'll see what that copper was. 197 00:10:30,800 --> 00:10:34,360 Okay, everybody. I think we should be drunk enough to start singing the 198 00:10:34,360 --> 00:10:35,360 Christmas carol. 199 00:10:36,340 --> 00:10:37,340 It was a gift. 200 00:10:38,480 --> 00:10:39,860 John gave it to me. 201 00:10:40,220 --> 00:10:41,220 John. 202 00:10:42,900 --> 00:10:47,360 First off, I'd like to start with a medley of my personal favorites. 203 00:10:47,580 --> 00:10:48,880 Rudy, hit it. 204 00:10:49,820 --> 00:10:52,220 We wish you a merry... 205 00:10:52,520 --> 00:10:56,880 Merry Christmas. We wish you a Merry Christmas. We wish you a Merry 206 00:10:57,300 --> 00:11:04,240 On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me Ave 207 00:11:04,240 --> 00:11:07,660 Maria. 208 00:11:12,520 --> 00:11:14,320 Jingle bells, jingle bells. 209 00:11:29,480 --> 00:11:31,820 I do not know. I told her to end on an uptempo. 210 00:11:33,040 --> 00:11:34,120 The watch, Maya. 211 00:11:34,340 --> 00:11:38,320 I told her I was buying you a watch, and the bitch went behind my back and 212 00:11:38,320 --> 00:11:41,860 bought you a better one. What's up with her? I mean, what is she thinking? Is 213 00:11:41,860 --> 00:11:42,860 she trying to split us up? 214 00:11:43,200 --> 00:11:44,460 Does she want you? I don't know. 215 00:11:44,860 --> 00:11:46,840 That's it, isn't it? She wants you for herself. 216 00:11:47,200 --> 00:11:48,360 I don't think so. 217 00:11:50,480 --> 00:11:52,040 Hey, guys, look what I found. 218 00:11:52,400 --> 00:11:53,600 Mistletoe. Kissy, kissy. 219 00:11:54,020 --> 00:11:55,240 You want to kiss something? 220 00:11:55,880 --> 00:11:56,880 Kiss my ass. 221 00:11:59,180 --> 00:12:02,560 Am I kissing your ass? Thanks for buying my wife a better watch than I did. Wait 222 00:12:02,560 --> 00:12:03,800 a minute. No, you wait a minute. 223 00:12:04,020 --> 00:12:07,680 What are you trying to say? That I can't afford to buy my wife nice things? That 224 00:12:07,680 --> 00:12:08,680 I ain't about nothing? 225 00:12:08,840 --> 00:12:10,120 Anything. What? Nothing. 226 00:12:11,080 --> 00:12:16,020 Just because your bougie, bitter ass can't get a man, you want to break us 227 00:12:16,180 --> 00:12:19,680 You want everybody to be as lonely and miserable as you are. Well, you ain't 228 00:12:19,680 --> 00:12:20,680 going to get mine. 229 00:12:28,900 --> 00:12:30,520 You told him I bought you the watch? 230 00:12:30,880 --> 00:12:33,100 Yes. That was before I knew y 'all's backstory. 231 00:12:33,520 --> 00:12:35,340 Well, why didn't you just get the watch back to Stan? 232 00:12:35,580 --> 00:12:38,780 Why didn't you tell me to get me a watch? Don't you dare throw this back at 233 00:12:39,080 --> 00:12:40,720 Maya! Look, I gotta go. 234 00:12:44,980 --> 00:12:46,020 Hey, everybody! 235 00:12:49,200 --> 00:12:51,960 Santa's got issues this year, y 'all, but thanks to a little Christmas cheer, 236 00:12:52,020 --> 00:12:53,920 I'm thinking, what the hell? I'm coming to town! 237 00:13:13,870 --> 00:13:14,870 Christmas candle holders. 238 00:13:16,230 --> 00:13:19,030 I've been waiting to do a fight on our gift exchange. Where you been? 239 00:13:19,350 --> 00:13:22,030 At work, so I could afford the $5 gift. 240 00:13:23,510 --> 00:13:26,270 Anyway, I thought we weren't exchanging our gifts till Christmas Eve. 241 00:13:26,470 --> 00:13:27,570 It is Christmas Eve. 242 00:13:28,190 --> 00:13:29,190 In Jamaica. 243 00:13:30,650 --> 00:13:31,890 And I couldn't wait. 244 00:13:32,490 --> 00:13:36,290 Oh, so that must mean you got me something special. 245 00:13:37,010 --> 00:13:39,830 No, it means I couldn't wait to see what you got me. 246 00:13:56,829 --> 00:13:57,829 Five dollars. 247 00:13:57,930 --> 00:13:58,930 Hours of pleasure. 248 00:13:59,230 --> 00:14:00,230 Priceless. 249 00:14:01,830 --> 00:14:03,830 You naughty little girl. 250 00:14:04,290 --> 00:14:06,250 You must have read my letter to Santa. 251 00:14:08,850 --> 00:14:10,510 When do we get to use them? 252 00:14:11,210 --> 00:14:13,770 Well, that depends on what you got me. 253 00:14:19,010 --> 00:14:25,970 All right, I thought I knew every sex toy there was. but you got me 254 00:14:25,970 --> 00:14:26,970 stumped. 255 00:14:29,110 --> 00:14:30,150 It's a chew toy. 256 00:14:31,350 --> 00:14:32,350 For a dog? 257 00:14:32,590 --> 00:14:33,790 Voska, we don't have a dog. 258 00:14:34,170 --> 00:14:35,170 We do now. 259 00:14:40,550 --> 00:14:42,070 Chew toy $4 .95. 260 00:14:42,910 --> 00:14:44,030 Little rescue dog. 261 00:14:45,050 --> 00:14:46,050 Priceless. 262 00:14:47,730 --> 00:14:48,730 You're kidding, right? 263 00:14:48,990 --> 00:14:50,310 No, I mean, got them from the pound. 264 00:14:51,170 --> 00:14:55,030 Okay, look, I can barely keep your ass. in raisin bran and jerk chicken, and now 265 00:14:55,030 --> 00:14:56,370 you bring me another mouth to feed? 266 00:14:56,950 --> 00:14:57,950 What were you thinking? 267 00:14:58,310 --> 00:15:01,230 I was thinking it was a sweet gift of unconditional love. 268 00:15:01,590 --> 00:15:02,910 Think again, island boy. 269 00:15:04,650 --> 00:15:05,650 You're fine. 270 00:15:06,390 --> 00:15:07,390 I'm out of here. 271 00:15:14,010 --> 00:15:15,450 Oh, please. 272 00:15:15,850 --> 00:15:17,410 Pack that bag every two days. 273 00:15:25,960 --> 00:15:28,620 I have to be happy with Merry Christmas and my cute face, but that's all y 'all 274 00:15:28,620 --> 00:15:29,620 are getting this year. 275 00:15:30,020 --> 00:15:32,080 Okay, well, here's my gift to you. 276 00:15:32,500 --> 00:15:33,500 Aw. 277 00:15:33,960 --> 00:15:35,560 And here's my gift to you. 278 00:15:36,380 --> 00:15:37,380 Merry Christmas. 279 00:15:41,160 --> 00:15:42,160 Merry Christmas. 280 00:15:42,360 --> 00:15:43,360 Hey. 281 00:15:43,540 --> 00:15:46,320 You guys, Roscoe packed his bags and left. 282 00:15:46,680 --> 00:15:47,680 Oh, please. 283 00:15:47,840 --> 00:15:49,780 How many times did that refugee pack that bag? 284 00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:53,120 No, this time I think he really means it. 285 00:15:53,770 --> 00:15:55,850 It rained last night and he didn't come home. 286 00:15:56,350 --> 00:15:59,250 Well, why don't you just hang a little sign over your door that says no jobs 287 00:15:59,250 --> 00:16:00,250 here. He'll come back. 288 00:16:02,890 --> 00:16:05,350 Hey, come on. I love that man. 289 00:16:05,950 --> 00:16:09,710 I mean, I might not be able to live with him and I'm not entirely sad he's gone, 290 00:16:09,790 --> 00:16:10,850 but I'm worried. 291 00:16:11,290 --> 00:16:13,030 We're sorry. We shouldn't have made fun. 292 00:16:13,310 --> 00:16:15,530 Please give us something to remember him by. 293 00:16:26,220 --> 00:16:27,580 Maybe it's warmer on the patio then. 294 00:16:30,320 --> 00:16:31,320 Hey, 295 00:16:34,380 --> 00:16:35,380 Maya. 296 00:16:35,480 --> 00:16:38,180 Oh, look who's here. It's the little liar. 297 00:16:39,480 --> 00:16:40,459 Don't start. 298 00:16:40,460 --> 00:16:43,080 I just came to give you all your gifts. Let her in. 299 00:16:45,400 --> 00:16:46,400 Merry Christmas. 300 00:16:48,260 --> 00:16:51,780 Look, I know you're mad at me. And you have every right to be. 301 00:16:52,220 --> 00:16:53,220 But it gets worse. 302 00:16:53,700 --> 00:16:54,700 Now what? 303 00:16:54,980 --> 00:16:57,610 Darnell. doesn't want me to be friends with you guys anymore. 304 00:16:58,510 --> 00:16:59,510 You're kidding, right? 305 00:16:59,790 --> 00:17:00,790 No, I'm not. 306 00:17:01,110 --> 00:17:02,110 What did I do? 307 00:17:02,490 --> 00:17:03,510 Guilt by association. 308 00:17:04,310 --> 00:17:08,089 Sorry. I don't believe this. None of this would have happened if you had just 309 00:17:08,089 --> 00:17:10,670 given the watch back. It's a little too late for that now. 310 00:17:11,770 --> 00:17:14,930 Look, I screwed up. 311 00:17:16,069 --> 00:17:17,470 And now I've got to live with the damage. 312 00:17:17,790 --> 00:17:20,010 No, Maya, now we all have to live with the damage. 313 00:17:23,710 --> 00:17:24,890 Don't look at me like that. 314 00:17:27,969 --> 00:17:33,210 Just when I finally started to love your ass, I gotta let you go. 315 00:18:19,880 --> 00:18:20,880 What is she talking about? 316 00:18:21,800 --> 00:18:23,160 Just listen, baby. 317 00:18:23,580 --> 00:18:24,580 Go on, girl. 318 00:18:24,900 --> 00:18:29,800 She won $3 ,000 on a scratch -off ticket, and she hid this computer at my 319 00:18:29,820 --> 00:18:33,660 and she used the rest of her winnings to buy herself a watch, and she told you 320 00:18:33,660 --> 00:18:35,460 that it was from me so that you wouldn't get suspicious. 321 00:18:36,160 --> 00:18:37,160 That's the truth. 322 00:18:41,960 --> 00:18:43,400 See? Here it is. 323 00:18:45,040 --> 00:18:47,020 Now take it already. It's cold out here. 324 00:18:59,020 --> 00:19:00,080 so you could get your business started. 325 00:19:00,540 --> 00:19:02,180 I can't believe you did this for me. 326 00:19:02,860 --> 00:19:04,480 Come here, girl. I'm sorry. 327 00:19:06,380 --> 00:19:07,560 Merry Christmas, baby. 328 00:19:12,240 --> 00:19:15,560 Joan, I don't know what to say. 329 00:19:16,400 --> 00:19:17,399 I'm sorry. 330 00:19:17,400 --> 00:19:18,400 I'm an idiot. 331 00:19:18,480 --> 00:19:19,480 No, no. 332 00:19:20,120 --> 00:19:21,320 You're just a good husband. 333 00:19:22,080 --> 00:19:23,080 Joan. 334 00:19:24,700 --> 00:19:26,220 Love, this is just wrong. 335 00:19:27,710 --> 00:19:28,970 Shut up, Blaine. I smell bacon. 336 00:19:30,190 --> 00:19:31,510 So, ladies, we cool? 337 00:19:31,890 --> 00:19:34,150 Oh, um, well, that depends. 338 00:19:35,010 --> 00:19:37,030 Yeah. Are you sharing the bacon? 339 00:19:38,530 --> 00:19:39,530 It's in the kitchen. 340 00:19:44,690 --> 00:19:45,950 Thank you, Joan. 341 00:19:46,250 --> 00:19:49,790 You're welcome. Maya, I just couldn't bear to lose you as a friend. I know. 342 00:19:49,790 --> 00:19:51,870 so glad you thought of something. I'm so miserable. 343 00:19:52,730 --> 00:19:56,110 Maya, you have got to end this thing with Dan. 344 00:19:57,100 --> 00:19:59,400 You came so close to losing everything. 345 00:19:59,780 --> 00:20:02,180 I know, I know, but I didn't. Thanks to you. 346 00:20:02,400 --> 00:20:03,400 Look, we're all here. 347 00:20:03,560 --> 00:20:06,260 I didn't lose anything. Not my family, not my friends. 348 00:20:06,500 --> 00:20:07,840 Just your Christmas bonus. 349 00:20:08,380 --> 00:20:09,980 That computer wasn't free, girl. 350 00:20:11,940 --> 00:20:12,940 Merry Christmas. 351 00:20:13,420 --> 00:20:14,420 Merry Christmas. 352 00:20:21,540 --> 00:20:24,040 Lynn, I found Vasco. Where? 353 00:20:24,380 --> 00:20:25,920 In the alley, begging for food. 354 00:20:26,280 --> 00:20:27,280 Come on, Boston. 355 00:20:31,380 --> 00:20:31,999 It's done. 356 00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:32,859 It broke his arm. 357 00:20:32,860 --> 00:20:34,300 No, no, no. I thought his arm moved. It's okay. 358 00:20:34,500 --> 00:20:35,500 Dad. No, no, no. 359 00:20:35,660 --> 00:20:36,660 Don't take it out. 360 00:20:39,900 --> 00:20:40,900 Yeah. 361 00:20:41,520 --> 00:20:42,680 I gotta go, Stan. 362 00:20:43,980 --> 00:20:46,100 Yeah, I just called to say Merry Christmas. 25935