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You're over here jerking off our swap
sign.
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I want to know what a dad dick looks
like. Are they bigger?
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I love my new family.
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Uh, honey?
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What?
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What's the deal?
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What the fuck is this?
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I just thought we should have a healthy
breakfast. We've been binging on snacks
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and cookies ever since we started this
swap.
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April Fools!
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I'll go get your real breakfast ready.
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Come help me with the dishes.
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Sure, sweetie.
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Oh, my God.
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She got it so good.
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I know, right?
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Question is, how are we going to get you
back?
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Got it.
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So.
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Swap dad comes home every day from work,
right? He takes a shower.
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Then, right afterward, he goes straight
to the room and takes a nap with swap
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mom.
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I think they're fucking.
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And so what?
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So here's the idea.
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You go in there while he's in the
shower. Tell him swap mom said they're
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to switch rooms, right?
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You go lay in the bed.
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He thinks.
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You're a her.
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So you
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want me to pretend to be her?
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Yeah.
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I like it. And then, if he starts
getting freaky on you, then you'd be
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April Fools!
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Yeah. I can totally do that. I like it.
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Hey,
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Bob says we're all switching rooms and
you guys are going to have mine and
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I'm going to have yours.
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Okay, got it.
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Take two, right.
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I'm gonna move my stuff, okay?
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Good day at work?
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I had a bitch of a day.
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Do you think you could give me a
massage?
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Please?
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That was so good.
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Hmm, it's kind of fucked up, but I do
think he's really hot.
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Maybe I could get some swap deck if I
play my cards right.
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Oh my god, this is so hot.
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I know he's only my swap dad, but it
still feels kind of weird.
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I don't believe it.
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He's gonna stick his dick in me.
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Oh, fuck. There it is.
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What the fuck?
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Don't stop.
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Please don't stop.
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Amy.
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You're my swan.
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pussy. That was a horrible idea. I am
your swap mom.
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Sorry.
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What's going on here?
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I found Miss Pervert in my bed.
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Sorry. Why are you two naked?
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Did you guys fuck?
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I didn't know it was her. I thought it
was you.
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She told me you wanted to swap rooms.
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Hey, it was his idea.
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Well, you made the joke earlier, you
know, April Fools.
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Just shut up.
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You, come over here.
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You're going to finish the job that he
started.
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I was just about to come.
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Come over here.
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No, I'm not going to do that.
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