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Previously on L .A. Law.
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Arnie, would you be willing to co -sign
a note for me on a loan?
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You're buying a car?
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I owe the IRS $14 ,000.
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Rocks, you've got a visitor.
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Our last date wasn't that bad, was it?
It was fine.
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So, how about dinner sometime?
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That'd be swell.
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How about tomorrow? Cause I gotta go to
Boston over the weekend and who knows, I
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could go down in a plane crash and you'd
never get to know the real me.
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Busy?
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I can come back.
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No, no, no. Come on in. Come on in.
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I want to ask you about bankruptcy.
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What's wrong with you, Roxanne?
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I'm 38 years old, and I've got
absolutely nothing. No family, no money.
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no control over my own life.
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I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry. I've got to go.
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I'm sorry, honey.
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It's 9 .15. You're supposed to messenger
the supplementary declaration to Judge
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Kemper by 9 o 'clock. I'll get it done
right away. I've already done it.
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What's the problem?
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I was robbed on the way to work.
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It's okay.
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I'm sorry.
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It's not okay.
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I don't want to have to be scared to
death to come to work.
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Kepler versus Henderson.
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Leland, I believe this one is yours.
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Mr. Kepler whacked Mr. Henderson with
his artificial leg after the man
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defamed him. We have an action against
him for slander, and he has one against
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us for assault and battery.
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Pardon me, since we're talking about
liability here.
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This has got to be ten grand tops. Why
is this being handled by a senior
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who bills out at $300 an hour? Because
Mr. Kepler insists, that's why.
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That old geezer's doing everybody.
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What's his problem?
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Who knows?
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Moving along, do we know the whereabouts
of Victor Cifuentes?
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Oh, yeah, I spoke to him last night.
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He's finishing up in Cabo San Lucas, and
he'll be back here for a couple of days
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to meet with the twins.
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The twins? They're here in L .A.? Yeah.
Do you want to explain to me, please,
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this infantile sexual fascination that
men have with twins?
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It's not infantile. It's, uh... Well,
it's just different, that's all.
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Like you know all about it?
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Well, not all about it, no.
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But I once had a little summer fling
with a couple of twins.
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No, get out of here.
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I don't believe it. Oh, my God.
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Hello.
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Oh, it's them.
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Excuse me, I have a Brynn and Holly to
back here looking for Victor.
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They say it's very important and they
need a lawyer.
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I'll go. No, no, this is domestic. Stop
out here.
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Stuart! Could be a tax problem.
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Michael, since you were the one who
spoke to Victor, would you please tell
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young ladies when they'll be back and
send them away? We've got an agenda to
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complete.
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I'm Henry. Sweet.
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Ricky!
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Rock, you got a visitor. Some guy named
David Meyer.
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Hi.
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David. What are you doing here?
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I just got back from Cleveland. I wanted
to apologize about what happened at
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dinner last week.
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Why? I was the one who acted like a
jerk. Well, if I just shut up and
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instead of endlessly talking about
myself, I would have realized what kind
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trouble you're in.
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David, can I call you later? This isn't
really a great time right now. Yeah,
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it's just, look, I just want to ask you
one question, okay? I mean, have you
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figured out what you're going to do
about a car yet?
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Yeah, I'm taking a bus.
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Because, you see, I have this car.
Excuse me, I'm sorry.
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Actually, I have three of them.
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It's my one vice, cars.
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Anyway, they're just sitting there in
the garage. I'm gone 20 days out of the
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month. There have been some break -ins
in the neighborhood. And if you could
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just drive them for me.
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Oh, I don't think so.
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Why not?
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I mean, it's got to be riding the bus,
and you'd be doing me a huge favor.
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I don't know.
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It wouldn't be right.
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Look, I'm leaving town for a couple of
days. Why don't we just try it? If
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not comfortable, no problem.
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Well... Because, see, I thought it might
be a solution to both of our problems.
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That's all.
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Okay. Great.
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I'm flying to Philly in the morning. Why
don't I swing by, pick you up after
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work, take you over to my place, and you
could drive one home tonight.
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Okay. Great.
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So I'll see you at 5 .30.
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Vernon,
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welcome. Leland.
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You remember my granddaughter, Jennifer.
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Well, I most certainly do.
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Jennifer's a third -year law student.
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If you don't mind, I'd like her to sit
in.
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Well, fine.
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Here, take a look at her resume.
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She's brilliant, Leland. You should hire
her. Grandpa.
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about this. Oh, don't be. Don't be. I'll
be glad to take a look at it.
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First things first, Vernon.
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Let's talk about your case.
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I'm ready.
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I can settle this out right now for $5
,000. No way.
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That SOB's not getting a nickel. I did
nothing wrong.
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Well, you whacked him over the head with
your leg.
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After he slandered me. It was an
argument over card game, Vernon. It
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slander. And it's just as frivolous as
all your other lawsuits.
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I hired you to represent me in a trial,
Leland.
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and I'm damn well going to get that
trial.
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Yeah? Now, you hired me to render legal
advice.
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My advice is to stop running around
picking fights with people and suing
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This case is a loser. It should be
settled.
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I didn't back down on the shores of
Normandy when World War II took my leg.
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didn't back down when they told me I
need a college education to be a
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I built a multimillion -dollar company
from scratch and served on the boards of
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four different banks.
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I didn't get where I am. I run and
scare.
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This isn't about courage. Damn it!
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He called me a liar.
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I'm not going to give that stiff 5 ,000
bucks. That's half the cost of a three
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-day trial, Grandpa.
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Now stop being a stubborn old goat and
let Mr. McKenzie try for a settlement.
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It's foolish to rule something out
before trying all the possibilities.
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And if it doesn't fly, you'll be willing
to try it, right?
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Of course.
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Okay, Grandpa?
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All right.
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But don't you offer a penny over 5 ,000
bucks, Leland. Not one bloody penny.
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We usually keep all the jewelry locked
away in the glass cases, but with the
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sale and everything, there were a lot of
earrings and rings out on the counter
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that day, so I was a little extra
security conscious.
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And you said you saw the defendant as
soon as he entered?
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Oh, yes. I noticed him the second he
came in because he looked very
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I immediately told Walter Bryles, our
security guard, to watch him.
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So what happened then, Mrs. Claring?
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I just went about my business, and then
a few minutes later, the shouting broke
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out. What shouting was that, ma 'am?
Walter wanted to search the man's
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and the man wouldn't let him.
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He was just really screaming, and when
he tried to leave, Walter grabbed him.
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What happened then? I hit the alarm, and
when I turned back, they were in a
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wrestling match.
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Walter's gun was out, and the man was
prying the gun away from him. The man
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being the defendant?
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Yes, and then he shot him. He shot
Walter with his own gun and then ran
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Walter was just lying on the floor.
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People were screaming. We all thought he
was dead.
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It was awful.
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Thank you, Mrs. Clarence. No further
questions.
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You didn't actually see my client take
any hearings, did you?
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No, but... He was suspicious, I know.
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Why was he suspicious, ma 'am?
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Well, he was acting sort of funny.
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You said he looked suspicious the second
he walked in, Mrs. Clarence.
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Is it your testimony you reached this
conclusion after a one -second
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of my client's behavior?
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No, but he was awfully young.
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He's 26 years old.
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Well, most of our customers are older. I
mean, a young person is a...
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real rarity there, since they really
don't usually have enough money to buy
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kind of jewelry that we sell, you know.
I see.
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You, sir, on the right.
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Could you stand up, sir?
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Sure. How old are you, sir?
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I'm 25.
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If this man were to walk in the jewelry
store, Mrs. Clarent, would you find him
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suspicious?
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No.
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Thank you, sir.
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So I ask you again, Mrs. Clarent.
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Why was my client suspicious?
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Well, his youth was a part of it, and
the way he was dressed.
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How was he dressed, ma 'am?
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Well, I don't remember exactly what he
wore, but he looked poor.
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Not the kind of person that would buy
jewelry.
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May I ask you to stand up again, sir?
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My client was wearing khaki pants, white
running shoes, a light blue shirt, and
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a blue windbreaker, exactly the way this
man is dressed right here.
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I object to this trick.
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Overruled. Exactly like this man, who,
according to your testimony under oath,
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does not look suspicious.
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I'll ask you one more time, ma 'am.
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Why did my client look suspicious to
you?
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Come on, Mrs. Clarent. We ruled out
behavior.
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We ruled out clothing.
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We ruled out age.
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What's left, Mrs. Clarent?
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We don't get... Many colored people in.
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So you planted the seeds of suspicion
with the security guard because James
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Edwards was black.
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I just told him to watch him, that's
all.
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You just said, watch him.
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Thank you, Mrs. Clarent.
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Thank you very, very much.
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This case has nothing to do with color,
and he knows it. But he is making his
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client out to be this poor victim of
racial bigotry.
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Are you sure that he's not?
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This kid has got a list of priors as
long as my arm. He has knocked over
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jewelry stores before, which, of course,
the jury knows nothing about because
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Atkins got it all suppressed.
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Sounds like he's good. He is good.
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He does not have to use race as a
smokescreen. Sounds like you ought to
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yourself a black DA.
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Maybe Greg Fields. Get him to sit in
with you. No way.
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The second I come down to his level,
that is when I lose this case.
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What are you going to do?
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Nail him.
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Without pandering to a jury's guilt, I
am going to beat his brains out, fair
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square. Now, what ever happened to this
sweet, docile, adoring girl that I fell
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in love with?
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I don't know, Derek.
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Maybe you can look for her at your high
school reunion.
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Were you ever a cheerleader?
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Stop it.
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Woo -fee.
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Wow. Isn't it great?
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What, put Jimmy out of jail?
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You're not going to believe it.
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David Meyer's letting me borrow it.
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See a little? What?
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Very funny, Elizabeth.
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He's got three cars, and he worries that
they might get vandalized while he's
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out of town on business.
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Uh -huh. And I'm an Indian princess.
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Oh, Douglas.
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Jennifer Kepler's resume.
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The old man's granddaughter?
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Mm -hmm.
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And Law Review.
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Take a look. We'll talk. She could be a
good one.
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Arnold Becker's office.
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Hi, David.
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How's your trip?
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Is it boring?
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Oh, it's wonderful.
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It's so much fun to drive.
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A person could get really spoiled.
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And for you, Roxanne.
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I signed for him.
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David, could you hold on a minute?
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Roses are red, violets are blue.
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I'm coming home tomorrow. Could I have
lunch with you?
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David, they're beautiful.
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Yeah, you shouldn't have.
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Of course I'll have lunch with you
tomorrow.
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Yeah. Great.
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I'll see you then, okay?
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Okay, bye.
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Oh, wait.
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They're so pretty.
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I bet they cost a lot of money.
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Yeah. What should I do, Benny?
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I don't know.
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Put water in them?
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So, you and the twins.
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You gonna tell Uncle Arnie all about it?
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No, Uncle Arnie.
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Okay, so you don't have to say anything
graphic. Maybe you could just blink one
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for yes, twice for no.
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Is it fantastic?
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Oh, pretty good.
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I'd have given anything to have had
twins.
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You're still young, aren't you? No, I'm
not.
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Uh -uh.
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My playing days are over.
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Wait a minute.
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You and the judge?
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Guilty as charged.
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Serious?
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Well, let's put it this way. If her
divorce were final, I'd marry her
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Well, now that is serious.
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Oh, let me ask you this. Let me ask you
this.
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Did you experience them, as it were,
individually, or, you know, as a...
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Package deal.
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Both.
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I've never been sexually jealous of
another man ever till now.
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Schnauzer.
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No deal. They refused to settle. I'll
tell you that slug would never go for
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You also tell her how you sabotaged the
settlement conference by phoning the
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slug an hour before the meeting?
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Tell her how you swore at him?
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Inflaming him? I called to initiate a
dialogue.
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He started the stream first. Bernard,
I'll represent you in this trial. This
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the last one.
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After this case, get yourself another
lawyer.
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I'm telling you, it was an absolute
affront.
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He called me a liar.
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A thief.
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The abuse was unrelenting. So it was
then you removed your prosthesis?
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But not to hit him with it. I've been
taking the thing off at meetings for 25
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years. Ever since I saw Khrushchev
silence that room by pounding his shoe.
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I'll tell you, it really gets their
attention.
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Well, you're saying then you do this for
effect.
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Exactly. It unnerves people. I use it to
my advantage.
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In this case, I was simply trying to
intimidate Mr. Henderson a little.
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What happened then?
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The abuse escalated into a scathing
personal attack.
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He called me a criminal, said I was
pathological.
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I lost my temper and I struck him.
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Not hard, but I did.
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Sorry it happened, but...
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I really was provoked.
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Thank you, Mr. Kepler. Nothing further.
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Mr. Kepler, the bulk of this scathing
personal attack was the accusation that
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you cheated at a game of cribbage,
right?
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There's nothing insignificant about
being called a cheater.
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But the point is, this was just an
ordinary dispute over a silly card game
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you suddenly began to beat my client
senseless with an acrylic foot.
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Objection. Staying. And when my client
tried to run for safety, you threw it at
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him, didn't you?
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Underhand. Mr. Kepler, did my client
ever touch you?
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No, but... Did he ever physically
threaten you?
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No. In fact, then, sir, this is a case
where you responded to verbal taunts.
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With physical violence, isn't it? He
deserved it. Thank you, sir. Nothing
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further.
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That man is responsible. Nothing
further, sir. Thank you.
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And then what did you do, Mr. Bryles?
Then I asked to search his pockets.
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He started screaming at me.
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He made a move for the door, and that's
when I grabbed him.
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Had you identified yourself as the
security guard?
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Yes, but that didn't seem to stop him.
Then I drew my weapon and tried to
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apprehend him.
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He really went nuts.
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00:19:03,870 --> 00:19:10,309
He started wrestling for the gun, and
then all of a sudden...
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Take your time, Mr. Brown.
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I think I know I heard this pop.
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Didn't even sound like a real gun.
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And then I felt this burning feeling in
my stomach.
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And then I felt nothing at all.
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Did you know what had happened?
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I remember lying on the floor and
thinking, oh, God, how did I get here?
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And then thinking, oh, God, I must be
shot.
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I must be shot.
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Mr. Bryles, do you see the man who shot
you in this courtroom today?
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That's him, the defendant.
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Thank you, sir.
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Nothing further.
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You, uh...
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You
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couldn't actually see what it was my
client put in his pocket, could you? I
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him holding earrings.
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I saw him slip his hand into his pocket.
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I had a good idea.
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A good idea?
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But you could have been wrong, true?
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00:20:22,180 --> 00:20:24,830
Seven years, I've stopped over 80
people, consular.
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I was wrong three times.
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And for those three mistakes...
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What color skin did the suspects have?
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00:20:31,620 --> 00:20:34,150
What difference does that make? See, I
don't know.
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00:20:34,151 --> 00:20:35,359
Humor me.
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00:20:35,360 --> 00:20:36,680
What color were they, sir?
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I believe they were black.
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Funny thing.
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00:20:40,540 --> 00:20:44,859
And of those 80 -some -odd detentions,
how many times did you have occasion to
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draw your weapon?
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Before this time or other times.
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And could you tell us the color of the
suspects on those occasions?
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Objection.
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Overruled. Listen, buddy, 90 % of the
store's thieves happen to be black, so
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00:20:57,920 --> 00:21:01,059
naturally statistics are... No, sir. You
just made another mistake.
366
00:21:01,060 --> 00:21:04,339
Police records indicate that only 47 %
have been black. There was no mistake
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00:21:04,340 --> 00:21:07,590
that day. Your client was guilty of
shoplifting. Wrong again, sir.
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00:21:07,591 --> 00:21:11,459
The law provides that a person cannot be
guilty of shoplifting before he leaves
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the store.
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00:21:12,080 --> 00:21:15,379
And you jumped my client while he was
still inside, didn't you? As I thought,
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he got outside, I wouldn't be able to
catch him. Why? Because blacks run
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00:21:18,820 --> 00:21:19,719
than whites?
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Objection, sir. Withdrawn.
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00:21:21,041 --> 00:21:24,469
Isn't it true that you wanted to harass
my client into leaving because he was
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making the white customers nervous?
Yeah, I harassed him real good and let
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00:21:27,490 --> 00:21:29,749
shoot me. Well, who drew the weapon,
sir? You or he?
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00:21:29,750 --> 00:21:31,250
I did because... You grabbed who?
378
00:21:31,350 --> 00:21:33,280
I grabbed the... Who called who a
nigger?
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00:21:33,281 --> 00:21:36,709
Objection! Sustained. I never did. Now,
you're in the hole, Mr. Bryles. Isn't it
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00:21:36,710 --> 00:21:39,209
true that you pointed the barrel of your
gun at my client's head and said,
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freeze, nigger, or I'll blow your black
ass off? That's a complete lie! Mr.
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00:21:42,690 --> 00:21:45,729
Atkins... You victimized him, provoked
him? Who's the victim?
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00:21:45,730 --> 00:21:49,710
I'm spending the rest of my life in a
wheelchair because of that damn...
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00:21:50,649 --> 00:21:52,630
Damn what, Mr. Bryles? Damn what?
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00:21:52,870 --> 00:21:54,070
You're missing the noun.
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00:21:54,071 --> 00:21:57,709
Objection. What were you thinking? Coon,
spade, jigaboo, jungle bunny? Your
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Honor. Mr. Atkins. Go ahead, Mr. Bryles.
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00:22:00,670 --> 00:22:01,720
Finish the slur.
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00:22:01,810 --> 00:22:03,810
Mr. Atkins, that will be enough.
390
00:22:04,030 --> 00:22:05,080
Nothing further.
391
00:22:18,160 --> 00:22:21,050
He always has to make the rules, always
has to be in charge.
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00:22:21,340 --> 00:22:25,139
Whenever anybody challenges him, he
throws a conniption. You called him a
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00:22:25,140 --> 00:22:28,360
cheater, didn't you? I asked to double
-check his card count.
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00:22:28,820 --> 00:22:31,320
He inferred the allegation, not me.
That's a lie.
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00:22:31,540 --> 00:22:33,080
Mr. Kepler, be quiet.
396
00:22:33,320 --> 00:22:37,639
Isn't it true you began to shout at this
man? Of course I yelled at him. We're
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00:22:37,640 --> 00:22:42,099
in a plush country club, people in suits
and ties, and all of a sudden he's
398
00:22:42,100 --> 00:22:45,060
waving around his fiberglass foot in a
dirty sock.
399
00:22:45,390 --> 00:22:49,250
You disparaged him in front of a room
full of people. He disparaged himself.
400
00:22:50,090 --> 00:22:53,510
Your client is an embittered man who
can't get along with people.
401
00:22:53,511 --> 00:22:57,789
Embittered? Motion distracted. You've
destroyed every friendship you ever had.
402
00:22:57,790 --> 00:22:59,709
Mr. Henderson. You and I never had a
real friendship.
403
00:22:59,710 --> 00:23:00,910
You used me.
404
00:23:01,310 --> 00:23:02,910
Objection. You needed me to.
405
00:23:03,270 --> 00:23:04,320
Needed you?
406
00:23:04,560 --> 00:23:06,320
I associated with you out of pity.
407
00:23:06,321 --> 00:23:07,679
Mr. Henderson. Shut up, Vernon.
408
00:23:07,680 --> 00:23:11,419
This man is estranged from everyone
who's ever met him. He's a religious old
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00:23:11,420 --> 00:23:15,380
windbag who thinks the whole world
revolves around him. I'm getting this
410
00:23:15,660 --> 00:23:17,900
I'm you. Hey, Vernon.
411
00:23:18,160 --> 00:23:22,660
What the hell is going on? I'll kill
you. I'll kill you. For God's sake,
412
00:23:22,661 --> 00:23:23,259
That's it.
413
00:23:23,260 --> 00:23:25,740
Lawsuit number two. Assault number two.
414
00:23:26,280 --> 00:23:29,020
I want that foot impounded. You've got
to be kidding.
415
00:23:29,021 --> 00:23:32,819
Give me back my leg. See how scruffed up
it is? You can tell he throws it all
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00:23:32,820 --> 00:23:33,869
the time.
417
00:23:33,870 --> 00:23:37,729
Strike. I demand the return of my
client's limb, Your Honor. This is
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00:23:37,730 --> 00:23:41,209
prejudicial. It should have been tagged
as an exhibit in the first place.
419
00:23:41,210 --> 00:23:45,529
Everybody, shut up. This is
inflammatory, and this is prejudicial.
420
00:23:45,530 --> 00:23:48,110
legitimate evidence. I said shut up!
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00:23:53,130 --> 00:23:57,830
Counsel, in my chambers, now.
422
00:24:10,760 --> 00:24:11,810
Jonathan.
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00:24:12,180 --> 00:24:13,230
Anyway,
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00:24:13,280 --> 00:24:16,560
we're going to go down to the convention
and see how it plays.
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00:24:16,780 --> 00:24:21,419
If we can't interest nurserymen in a
garden tool catalog, then maybe you just
426
00:24:21,420 --> 00:24:23,399
can't sell the stuff through mail order.
427
00:24:23,400 --> 00:24:24,720
How long would you be gone?
428
00:24:24,721 --> 00:24:25,719
Ten days.
429
00:24:25,720 --> 00:24:28,639
I ought to go down Friday and set up a
booth over the weekend.
430
00:24:28,640 --> 00:24:32,099
By the way, you wouldn't want to house
sit, would you? I know it's short
431
00:24:32,100 --> 00:24:33,420
You can say no if you want to.
432
00:24:33,690 --> 00:24:37,970
David. Sit around the pool for a couple
of days, fire up the old jacuzzi. David,
433
00:24:38,030 --> 00:24:40,740
I can't. Could be just what the doctor
ordered. I said no.
434
00:24:41,670 --> 00:24:43,590
Just a suggestion. What's the big deal?
435
00:24:43,950 --> 00:24:47,740
I just don't want to feel like some sort
of reclamation project, that's all.
436
00:24:48,410 --> 00:24:52,009
I may be broke, but I still have my
pride. Of course you do. If you didn't,
437
00:24:52,010 --> 00:24:53,229
wouldn't be interested in you.
438
00:24:53,230 --> 00:24:54,280
That's the problem.
439
00:24:55,990 --> 00:25:01,709
I don't think that I can be interested
in you the way I think you're interested
440
00:25:01,710 --> 00:25:02,760
in me.
441
00:25:04,200 --> 00:25:08,459
I'm just not looking for a relationship
right now. And even if you were, it
442
00:25:08,460 --> 00:25:09,840
wouldn't be with me, right?
443
00:25:11,260 --> 00:25:12,310
No.
444
00:25:13,940 --> 00:25:17,660
I don't want you to get the wrong idea
and then get hurt.
445
00:25:18,280 --> 00:25:19,330
I see.
446
00:25:19,620 --> 00:25:20,670
Sorry.
447
00:25:22,440 --> 00:25:24,400
If you want the car back, I understand.
448
00:25:25,060 --> 00:25:27,300
Look, I'm not naive.
449
00:25:28,020 --> 00:25:30,680
I know I'm not the most electrifying guy
in the world.
450
00:25:31,230 --> 00:25:35,310
I'm 45 years old, not much to look at.
I'm not in a real glamorous profession.
451
00:25:35,530 --> 00:25:37,580
I don't know a lot of interesting
people.
452
00:25:37,690 --> 00:25:42,389
Basically, I'm a schlub. You're not that
bad. She said, damning with faint
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00:25:42,390 --> 00:25:43,440
praise.
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00:25:44,430 --> 00:25:48,629
I admit there's a part of me that wishes
for something more with you, but I'm a
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00:25:48,630 --> 00:25:51,310
realist. I just want to be a part of
your life.
456
00:25:51,730 --> 00:25:54,570
And if I have to, I'll settle for your
friendship.
457
00:25:55,270 --> 00:25:58,390
Cars, flowers, houses, dinners.
458
00:26:00,040 --> 00:26:03,000
I can't reciprocate, David. You don't
have to.
459
00:26:03,320 --> 00:26:07,079
It makes me happy to be able to help
you. Otherwise, what's the point of any
460
00:26:07,080 --> 00:26:08,660
it? Oh, David.
461
00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:12,000
I know. I'm sorry I'm making a fool of
myself.
462
00:26:12,540 --> 00:26:13,720
Just the opposite.
463
00:26:15,480 --> 00:26:20,320
I think you are the sweetest guy I ever
met.
464
00:26:25,740 --> 00:26:27,580
There's no slander here, people.
465
00:26:28,330 --> 00:26:29,910
Just a flat -out assault.
466
00:26:31,850 --> 00:26:38,489
That man attacked my client that day,
just as he did a little while ago before
467
00:26:38,490 --> 00:26:40,370
your very eyes. And you know what?
468
00:26:40,950 --> 00:26:46,210
He's going to keep doing it until
somebody gives him the message to stop.
469
00:26:47,490 --> 00:26:50,750
Now, that job is up to you, ladies and
gentlemen.
470
00:26:51,750 --> 00:26:54,510
Send him that message right now.
471
00:26:55,690 --> 00:26:58,160
and help put an end to this meaningless
violence.
472
00:27:04,390 --> 00:27:05,450
I agree.
473
00:27:07,050 --> 00:27:08,890
It's time to send a message.
474
00:27:09,910 --> 00:27:16,769
But instead of issuing some dictum that
people shouldn't use prosthetics
475
00:27:16,770 --> 00:27:23,050
as weaponry, let's turn to the real
abuse that's going on here.
476
00:27:25,390 --> 00:27:29,970
Now, these two gentlemen have taken up
three days of a California court.
477
00:27:30,770 --> 00:27:36,129
Three days of your lives at great
expense to the taxpayers with a silly
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00:27:36,130 --> 00:27:38,230
dispute over a card game.
479
00:27:38,730 --> 00:27:39,780
Oh, yes.
480
00:27:40,050 --> 00:27:45,670
He called him names and he hit him with
his foot, but come on, nobody got hurt.
481
00:27:45,990 --> 00:27:49,390
And it is a disgrace that this case is
even before you.
482
00:27:50,110 --> 00:27:55,749
You know, it takes over four years,
ladies and gentlemen. to get a civil
483
00:27:55,750 --> 00:27:58,050
to trial in Southern California.
484
00:27:58,390 --> 00:28:03,229
That means legitimate victims, people
who have suffered real tragedies, sit
485
00:28:03,230 --> 00:28:06,250
wait while their cases are backlogged.
486
00:28:07,110 --> 00:28:11,889
Backlogged on a docket crowded by stupid
little matters like this where the only
487
00:28:11,890 --> 00:28:14,610
things bruised are self -inflated egos.
488
00:28:15,010 --> 00:28:17,290
I'm embarrassed to be the lawyer here.
489
00:28:18,960 --> 00:28:24,680
My client is an immature 75 -year -old
child, as is his counterpart, Mr.
490
00:28:24,820 --> 00:28:26,900
Henderson. You want to send a message?
491
00:28:28,060 --> 00:28:30,560
Don't reward either one of them.
492
00:28:31,640 --> 00:28:35,100
Tell the world that litigation should be
a last resort.
493
00:28:35,380 --> 00:28:40,479
The courtroom is a place to send only
those issues which cannot otherwise be
494
00:28:40,480 --> 00:28:45,659
resolved. It is not a playground for
rich eccentrics to air out their hurt
495
00:28:45,660 --> 00:28:46,710
feelings.
496
00:28:46,840 --> 00:28:49,070
Shame on both of them, ladies and
gentlemen.
497
00:28:49,960 --> 00:28:52,070
Let's send them to bed without any
supper.
498
00:28:57,580 --> 00:29:00,230
How dare you do that to me? Well, you
gave me no choice.
499
00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:02,980
That was the only strategy left to me.
500
00:29:02,981 --> 00:29:06,079
We could have won. Instead, you tell
them to give me nothing.
501
00:29:06,080 --> 00:29:09,459
Well, after that little stunt of yours,
there was no chance of winning.
502
00:29:09,460 --> 00:29:11,720
The only game plan left was to not lose.
503
00:29:13,160 --> 00:29:14,560
Sorry if I embarrassed you.
504
00:29:14,830 --> 00:29:19,049
But the best verdict we could possibly
get would be a finding of no damages for
505
00:29:19,050 --> 00:29:22,190
either party. And my argument was
designed to get that verdict.
506
00:29:22,410 --> 00:29:26,829
You've had it. I'll sue you for
defamation, for malpractice. And I'll
507
00:29:26,830 --> 00:29:27,689
right back.
508
00:29:27,690 --> 00:29:29,490
You want to see litigation, Vernon?
509
00:29:29,750 --> 00:29:32,350
You try taking me on. I'll hammer you.
510
00:29:32,750 --> 00:29:33,800
I'll tell the jury.
511
00:29:34,330 --> 00:29:38,449
About how you sued six people in the
last year? I'll tell him about a man who
512
00:29:38,450 --> 00:29:42,649
retired two years ago and has nothing
better to do than go around trying to
513
00:29:42,650 --> 00:29:46,849
new adversaries to hate. I'll tell him
about a man who abuses the court process
514
00:29:46,850 --> 00:29:49,270
to satisfy his own sense of
vindictiveness.
515
00:29:49,510 --> 00:29:50,870
Come on, sue me, Vernon.
516
00:29:51,270 --> 00:29:53,050
It'll be the last shot you ever take.
517
00:29:53,290 --> 00:29:54,340
You're done, Leland.
518
00:29:54,341 --> 00:29:56,089
I'll get me another attorney. No,
Grandpa.
519
00:29:56,090 --> 00:29:59,309
Be quiet! Are you going to shop around
for a new granddaughter, too?
520
00:29:59,310 --> 00:30:02,560
You're behaving badly, and I won't humor
you at your own expense.
521
00:30:02,920 --> 00:30:06,819
Now, Mr. McKenzie is acting in your best
interest, and so am I, when I tell you
522
00:30:06,820 --> 00:30:07,980
let him continue.
523
00:30:08,460 --> 00:30:12,019
He's ridiculing me. He is just trying to
win a case that you forced him to
524
00:30:12,020 --> 00:30:17,259
prosecute. Now, please, let's just get
through this one before you decide to
525
00:30:17,260 --> 00:30:18,310
somebody else.
526
00:30:19,180 --> 00:30:20,230
Okay?
527
00:30:22,620 --> 00:30:24,850
You'll let us know when the jury comes
back?
528
00:30:25,520 --> 00:30:26,570
Sure.
529
00:30:27,320 --> 00:30:29,100
Come on, Grandpa. Let's go home.
530
00:30:35,540 --> 00:30:39,260
He never said, excuse me, or wait a
second, or anything.
531
00:30:39,500 --> 00:30:41,000
He just grabbed me from behind.
532
00:30:41,240 --> 00:30:42,290
And what did you do?
533
00:30:42,360 --> 00:30:43,440
I tried to push him off.
534
00:30:43,660 --> 00:30:47,799
So he goes to get me around the neck,
and I swung at him. So he pulls his gun
535
00:30:47,800 --> 00:30:52,199
like he's going to shoot me. But James,
if you hadn't taken the earrings, why
536
00:30:52,200 --> 00:30:53,479
did you put up such a struggle?
537
00:30:53,480 --> 00:30:55,659
You think being innocent counts for
something.
538
00:30:55,660 --> 00:30:57,460
It don't stop him from arresting you.
539
00:30:57,620 --> 00:30:59,360
It don't stop him from shooting you.
540
00:30:59,480 --> 00:31:03,999
You really believe a security guard can
just shoot you and get away with it? All
541
00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:04,859
I know.
542
00:31:04,860 --> 00:31:09,019
is if you take a cop, a black dude, and
a gun, and a gun goes off, nobody's ever
543
00:31:09,020 --> 00:31:10,100
going to blame the cop.
544
00:31:10,200 --> 00:31:12,550
Do you have any basis for that opinion,
James?
545
00:31:12,660 --> 00:31:15,970
I got a dead cousin with a big hole in
his back. How's that for basis?
546
00:31:16,020 --> 00:31:17,940
Objection. Goes to state of mind, Judge.
547
00:31:17,960 --> 00:31:22,419
This witness has firsthand knowledge of
an innocent person being shot dead by a
548
00:31:22,420 --> 00:31:23,659
law enforcement officer.
549
00:31:23,660 --> 00:31:25,340
That has no relevance whatsoever.
550
00:31:25,600 --> 00:31:26,920
It is completely relevant.
551
00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:30,600
Mr. Edwards had every right to fear for
his life. Now he's testifying.
552
00:31:30,820 --> 00:31:32,980
You're obstructing. Be quiet, both of
you.
553
00:31:33,870 --> 00:31:36,610
How far is this path going to stray,
Counselor?
554
00:31:36,830 --> 00:31:40,849
I'm attempting to show, Judge, that my
client had a legitimate distrust for
555
00:31:40,850 --> 00:31:44,269
white security guard, just as he has a
legitimate distrust for these
556
00:31:44,270 --> 00:31:48,349
proceedings. He was jumped by an
overzealous guard, and now he's being
557
00:31:48,350 --> 00:31:50,880
prosecuted by an overzealous district
attorney.
558
00:31:50,881 --> 00:31:54,969
Objection! This woman was wounded a year
ago by a black gang member, Your Honor,
559
00:31:54,970 --> 00:31:58,630
and has since prosecuted black
defendants more aggressively than
560
00:31:58,631 --> 00:32:03,059
Move for an immediate mistrial. This
trial is completely biased. Mr. Atkins,
561
00:32:03,060 --> 00:32:08,099
will be quiet right now. I ask for a
mistrial and for sanctions against
562
00:32:08,100 --> 00:32:09,500
as well as contempt. Quiet.
563
00:32:09,740 --> 00:32:10,860
No mistrial.
564
00:32:11,240 --> 00:32:16,020
The jury will disregard that nonsense,
and we will adjourn for 20 minutes,
565
00:32:16,021 --> 00:32:20,079
during which time, Mr. Atkins, I would
strongly suggest that you straighten up
566
00:32:20,080 --> 00:32:24,319
your act. One more outburst like that,
and this trial will be over, and I will
567
00:32:24,320 --> 00:32:25,359
hold you in contempt.
568
00:32:25,360 --> 00:32:26,560
We are adjourned.
569
00:32:40,010 --> 00:32:41,150
What the hell was that?
570
00:32:41,270 --> 00:32:42,890
It was me representing my client.
571
00:32:42,910 --> 00:32:47,469
Calling me a racist goes beyond
representing your client, Mr. Atkins.
572
00:32:47,470 --> 00:32:48,209
to it.
573
00:32:48,210 --> 00:32:50,440
I'll probably do it again. It's a
vicious lie.
574
00:32:51,450 --> 00:32:52,870
But it's not the first one.
575
00:32:53,670 --> 00:32:57,290
That security guard never called your
client a nigger, and you know it.
576
00:32:57,490 --> 00:32:59,600
I never said he did. I just asked a
question.
577
00:33:00,750 --> 00:33:04,949
You're trotting out this racism crap as
a way of deflecting attention from the
578
00:33:04,950 --> 00:33:06,810
real issues of this case. Which are?
579
00:33:07,110 --> 00:33:11,569
The guilt or innocence of the defendant
based on what happened in that jewelry
580
00:33:11,570 --> 00:33:14,370
store. You pick your issues, I'll pick
mine.
581
00:33:14,590 --> 00:33:19,209
You're hurting the credibility of every
legitimate case against racism by
582
00:33:19,210 --> 00:33:21,010
raising it where it's not relevant.
583
00:33:21,011 --> 00:33:24,649
It's relevant every time a black person
deals with white America.
584
00:33:24,650 --> 00:33:29,899
Baloney! You're trying to turn this
whole case on a jury's collective white
585
00:33:29,900 --> 00:33:33,450
guilt. If they're not racist, they've
got nothing to feel guilty about.
586
00:33:35,700 --> 00:33:38,770
But that doesn't mean you'll let them
off your hook, does it?
587
00:33:39,120 --> 00:33:43,419
After all, you as a black man have to
have the final authority on who is and
588
00:33:43,420 --> 00:33:44,470
isn't a racist.
589
00:33:44,700 --> 00:33:49,319
And the fact that you may be hurting
your own cause isn't as important as
590
00:33:49,320 --> 00:33:54,459
able to stand up and be the accuser. My
cause is to get my client acquitted. And
591
00:33:54,460 --> 00:33:57,139
don't you dare presume to tell me what
it should or shouldn't be.
592
00:33:57,140 --> 00:33:59,279
What I'm doing in there is what any
lawyer does.
593
00:33:59,280 --> 00:34:00,719
You don't want to talk about racism.
594
00:34:00,720 --> 00:34:02,890
I don't blame you. It doesn't help your
case.
595
00:34:02,891 --> 00:34:06,539
But I'm going to do my job in there. I'm
going to use whatever I can to get an
596
00:34:06,540 --> 00:34:07,590
acquittal.
597
00:34:07,740 --> 00:34:09,199
You're not a win, Ms. Van Owen.
598
00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:11,050
So am I.
599
00:34:34,090 --> 00:34:36,649
Have you reached a verdict?
600
00:34:36,650 --> 00:34:40,629
Yes, we have, Your Honor. On question
number one, in the matter of Vernon
601
00:34:40,630 --> 00:34:44,888
versus Stephen Henderson for the cause
of action of slander, we find in favor
602
00:34:44,889 --> 00:34:48,689
the defendant, Stephen Henderson. For
question two, in the matter of Stephen
603
00:34:48,690 --> 00:34:52,428
Henderson versus Vernon Kepler for the
cause of action of civil assault and
604
00:34:52,429 --> 00:34:56,149
battery, we find in favor of the
defendant on the cross -complaint,
605
00:34:56,150 --> 00:34:58,680
Kepler. Thank you very much, ladies and
gentlemen.
606
00:34:58,990 --> 00:35:02,600
Court is adjourned. When is that? Right.
Just take it easy. What happened?
607
00:35:03,110 --> 00:35:04,160
You both lose.
608
00:35:04,600 --> 00:35:05,980
Either one of you gets a dime.
609
00:35:06,560 --> 00:35:09,620
This is the equitable way. All right.
What do you mean?
610
00:35:09,820 --> 00:35:12,700
We knew at the outset that I... Leland.
611
00:35:14,720 --> 00:35:15,770
I'm sorry.
612
00:35:18,640 --> 00:35:19,840
It's all right, Bernard.
613
00:35:21,240 --> 00:35:22,800
Hey, I'll meet you guys outside.
614
00:35:24,340 --> 00:35:28,340
I don't hack retirement too well. I was
the big man, the CEO.
615
00:35:29,300 --> 00:35:30,880
Used to be so damn...
616
00:35:32,830 --> 00:35:35,420
Significant. You're still significant,
my friend.
617
00:35:36,090 --> 00:35:37,710
I'm dropping the other lawsuits.
618
00:35:38,630 --> 00:35:40,680
Lord knows what the hell I'll do,
though.
619
00:35:40,681 --> 00:35:44,689
Why don't you take some of that money
you lose in the cribbage and start a new
620
00:35:44,690 --> 00:35:47,130
business? Damn it, Leland.
621
00:35:47,510 --> 00:35:48,560
There's an idea.
622
00:35:49,910 --> 00:35:51,350
I'd need an attorney, though.
623
00:35:51,370 --> 00:35:52,630
What am I, chopped liver?
624
00:35:53,410 --> 00:35:56,750
Maybe we can kick around some ideas at
dinner tonight.
625
00:35:57,090 --> 00:35:58,530
Well, it would be my pleasure.
626
00:35:58,810 --> 00:35:59,860
And my treat.
627
00:36:00,250 --> 00:36:03,200
That's the least you can do after
blowing my case like that.
628
00:36:04,690 --> 00:36:07,390
They never found any earrings on my
client.
629
00:36:08,210 --> 00:36:13,929
Nor did anybody actually see him take
them. The only thing seeing people was a
630
00:36:13,930 --> 00:36:18,310
struggle between him and Walter Bryles,
where a gun went off. And for that,
631
00:36:18,350 --> 00:36:21,830
they're trying to charge James Ray
Edwards with attempted murder.
632
00:36:24,410 --> 00:36:29,610
Racism sometimes has a real simple
formula, ladies and gentlemen.
633
00:36:30,570 --> 00:36:34,290
White guy starts a fight. White guy
pulls a gun. Gun goes off. Black man
634
00:36:34,550 --> 00:36:38,750
And if you don't believe me when I tell
you this, then just believe them.
635
00:36:40,610 --> 00:36:47,269
The store clerk admitted under oath that
my client looked suspicious simply
636
00:36:47,270 --> 00:36:52,289
because his skin was black. The security
guard admitted under oath that his
637
00:36:52,290 --> 00:36:56,030
initial suspicion was predicated on the
store clerk's paranoia.
638
00:36:56,530 --> 00:36:58,510
His testimony revealed a history.
639
00:36:59,020 --> 00:37:03,479
of harassing black people. And he
mistakenly accused my client of a crime
640
00:37:03,480 --> 00:37:04,530
didn't commit.
641
00:37:04,580 --> 00:37:07,380
So why did James Ray Edwards act guilty?
642
00:37:07,800 --> 00:37:09,040
By fighting back.
643
00:37:09,780 --> 00:37:15,099
After all, if he were truly innocent,
the wheels of justice would spin him
644
00:37:15,100 --> 00:37:16,180
through exoneration.
645
00:37:16,220 --> 00:37:20,100
This is a world where law enforcers are
righteous.
646
00:37:20,600 --> 00:37:23,160
A world where truth wins out.
647
00:37:23,880 --> 00:37:27,740
A world where innocent people don't get
punished.
648
00:37:29,420 --> 00:37:34,999
The problem is James Ray Edwards never
lived in that world. James Ray Edwards
649
00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:39,499
lives in a world where he was judged a
criminal simply by being black in a
650
00:37:39,500 --> 00:37:40,539
jewelry store.
651
00:37:40,540 --> 00:37:44,679
James Ray Edwards lives in a world where
innocent people sometimes get shot in
652
00:37:44,680 --> 00:37:46,320
the back by police officers.
653
00:37:46,780 --> 00:37:50,959
James Ray Edwards lives in a world where
the wheels of justice don't always spin
654
00:37:50,960 --> 00:37:52,010
so good.
655
00:37:54,660 --> 00:37:57,320
My client is being prosecuted.
656
00:37:57,800 --> 00:38:01,880
for trying to fight his way free from a
white man with a gun.
657
00:38:05,820 --> 00:38:07,720
He feared for his very life.
658
00:38:09,340 --> 00:38:14,299
And if you can't comprehend that fear,
then it's simply because none of you
659
00:38:14,300 --> 00:38:15,350
ever been there.
660
00:38:23,400 --> 00:38:26,580
I don't deny the world that James Ray
Edwards...
661
00:38:26,880 --> 00:38:33,340
I don't deny the prevalence of racism on
the streets,
662
00:38:33,500 --> 00:38:40,140
in department precincts, and even,
occasionally,
663
00:38:40,540 --> 00:38:41,920
in the courts.
664
00:38:42,380 --> 00:38:48,640
I know, however advanced our society may
be,
665
00:38:48,860 --> 00:38:54,579
it still consists of some people who
judge others simply on the basis of
666
00:38:54,580 --> 00:38:55,630
pigmentation.
667
00:38:57,190 --> 00:39:00,090
It is inexcusable.
668
00:39:01,970 --> 00:39:03,490
It's indefensible.
669
00:39:04,730 --> 00:39:10,050
But in this case, it is also
inapplicable.
670
00:39:11,130 --> 00:39:16,090
Racism in no way factors into the
evidence before you.
671
00:39:17,310 --> 00:39:18,360
People.
672
00:39:19,710 --> 00:39:21,350
James Ray Edwards.
673
00:39:21,840 --> 00:39:27,139
was seen holding a pair of earrings
worth $10 ,000, the exact same pair that
674
00:39:27,140 --> 00:39:28,880
coincidentally turned up missing.
675
00:39:28,960 --> 00:39:35,599
He was seen by a security guard secretly
putting something into his pocket, and
676
00:39:35,600 --> 00:39:38,980
when questioned, he made a mad dash for
the door.
677
00:39:39,200 --> 00:39:41,720
After he was grabbed, he fought.
678
00:39:42,580 --> 00:39:49,499
He pried the guard's gun away, shot him,
and left him paralyzed for
679
00:39:49,500 --> 00:39:50,550
life.
680
00:39:52,680 --> 00:39:56,880
James Ray Edwards is a thief.
681
00:39:57,220 --> 00:40:01,920
He is a dangerous criminal who almost
killed a man.
682
00:40:02,740 --> 00:40:09,699
He is not guilty because of race. He is
just plain guilty. And we convict
683
00:40:09,700 --> 00:40:16,220
guilty people, ladies and gentlemen, no
matter what color they are.
684
00:40:17,940 --> 00:40:18,990
Thank you.
685
00:40:28,080 --> 00:40:31,979
The pool's on a timer, so if you feel
like a dip in the morning, it's all
686
00:40:31,980 --> 00:40:33,940
for you, right about 75 degrees.
687
00:40:34,400 --> 00:40:38,959
Oh, and I better warn you, the gardener
comes Thursday, he starts blasting that
688
00:40:38,960 --> 00:40:40,380
leaf blower pretty early.
689
00:40:40,640 --> 00:40:41,700
That's not a problem.
690
00:40:42,020 --> 00:40:43,070
I'll show you inside.
691
00:40:43,071 --> 00:40:46,619
Are you sure you don't want me to drive
you to the airport?
692
00:40:46,620 --> 00:40:49,959
Don't worry about it. I'd be happy to.
No, you've got to get back to work.
693
00:40:49,960 --> 00:40:52,910
Besides, they can get some work done in
the back of the limo.
694
00:40:52,940 --> 00:40:54,020
Your basic kitchen.
695
00:40:54,340 --> 00:40:55,390
Oh, I love it.
696
00:40:55,391 --> 00:40:59,159
Lucia gets here about quarter of seven.
She'll get you your breakfast.
697
00:40:59,160 --> 00:41:02,079
She doesn't have to do that. I didn't
know what you liked, so I just had her
698
00:41:02,080 --> 00:41:03,130
stock the fridge.
699
00:41:04,860 --> 00:41:07,060
Decor is not exactly my strong suit.
700
00:41:08,160 --> 00:41:09,540
How long have you been here?
701
00:41:09,720 --> 00:41:14,339
I'm embarrassed to tell you. I found it
like this almost five years ago. But I'm
702
00:41:14,340 --> 00:41:18,140
away all the time. I'm so busy. I just
haven't had a chance to get around to,
703
00:41:18,220 --> 00:41:19,270
you know.
704
00:41:19,600 --> 00:41:20,650
It's a great home.
705
00:41:21,340 --> 00:41:24,660
All it needs is new wallpaper and...
706
00:41:25,130 --> 00:41:26,180
Some furniture.
707
00:41:26,210 --> 00:41:28,050
What it needs is a woman's touch.
708
00:41:30,470 --> 00:41:31,570
That would be the limo.
709
00:41:40,190 --> 00:41:41,240
That's about it.
710
00:41:41,430 --> 00:41:45,850
Any questions, ask Lucia, or you can
call me at the hotel. You have the
711
00:41:45,851 --> 00:41:46,829
right?
712
00:41:46,830 --> 00:41:47,880
Thank you, David.
713
00:41:50,310 --> 00:41:52,310
Just enjoy it, okay?
714
00:41:53,130 --> 00:41:56,090
Okay. And I'll see you when I get back.
715
00:42:16,710 --> 00:42:18,610
What say you, Mr. Foreman?
716
00:42:19,760 --> 00:42:25,219
In the matter of the people versus James
Ray Edwards, we, the jury, find the
717
00:42:25,220 --> 00:42:28,020
defendant not guilty.
718
00:42:28,360 --> 00:42:32,780
Thank you, ladies and gentlemen, for
faithfully discharging your duties.
719
00:42:33,260 --> 00:42:35,180
Members of the jury, you are dismissed.
720
00:42:36,340 --> 00:42:38,160
This court is in recess.
721
00:42:41,000 --> 00:42:42,050
Congratulations.
722
00:42:44,220 --> 00:42:45,270
You got away with it.
723
00:42:45,780 --> 00:42:46,830
You cheated, huh?
724
00:42:47,360 --> 00:42:48,820
I feel disappointed.
725
00:42:49,340 --> 00:42:54,060
I lost a case I should have won. I was
outperformed by another lawyer.
726
00:42:54,740 --> 00:42:55,820
And a better lawyer?
727
00:42:57,100 --> 00:42:58,940
I'll beat you next time.
728
00:43:01,060 --> 00:43:02,140
Till then, Counselor.
729
00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:06,050
Till then.
730
00:43:19,630 --> 00:43:24,069
Even if he is right and it is a racist
system, which I don't believe, there's
731
00:43:24,070 --> 00:43:26,650
still no justification for what this guy
did.
732
00:43:26,930 --> 00:43:29,880
Gracie, you're talking about a legal
strategy. That's all.
733
00:43:30,070 --> 00:43:31,120
That's all?
734
00:43:31,121 --> 00:43:35,049
You expect it's because Atkins is black?
He's not allowed to use all the weapons
735
00:43:35,050 --> 00:43:37,340
in his arsenal? I am not saying that,
Michael.
736
00:43:37,341 --> 00:43:40,829
To be honest with you, if I had this
kid's case, I might have tried the same
737
00:43:40,830 --> 00:43:44,029
defense. The difference is, I don't
think that the jury would have bought it
738
00:43:44,030 --> 00:43:44,849
from me.
739
00:43:44,850 --> 00:43:46,840
Which is not to say that Atkins is
wrong.
740
00:43:47,200 --> 00:43:51,340
It's because we're all racist, right?
No, that's not the point. The point is,
741
00:43:51,480 --> 00:43:56,119
black racism is no better than white
racism. No matter who espouses it, it is
742
00:43:56,120 --> 00:43:57,380
every bit as hateful to me.
743
00:43:57,580 --> 00:44:01,010
Yeah, well, there are certain feelings
that we do not have access to.
744
00:44:02,080 --> 00:44:03,130
You're not black.
745
00:44:03,520 --> 00:44:04,570
So?
746
00:44:04,780 --> 00:44:06,760
So we have no idea what that means.
747
00:44:08,480 --> 00:44:13,040
We have the luxury of never having to
think of ourselves as white Americans.
748
00:44:13,940 --> 00:44:16,120
But Lee Atkin, James Ray Edwards.
749
00:44:18,480 --> 00:44:20,340
There are always black Americans.
750
00:44:21,000 --> 00:44:22,380
And that makes a difference.
751
00:44:34,091 --> 00:44:41,579
I'm telling you, Leland, you try playing
cards eight hours a day, you'll be
752
00:44:41,580 --> 00:44:42,960
yanking off body parts, too.
753
00:44:44,640 --> 00:44:47,560
Well, here's to a pretty good lawyer.
754
00:44:48,430 --> 00:44:49,630
And a good future lawyer.
755
00:44:49,631 --> 00:44:50,969
Here, here.
756
00:44:50,970 --> 00:44:52,020
Here.
757
00:44:55,050 --> 00:44:57,410
I gotta go empty out this hollow leg.
758
00:44:57,411 --> 00:44:59,729
Order me another one. Would you,
sweetie?
759
00:44:59,730 --> 00:45:00,780
Of course.
760
00:45:04,150 --> 00:45:06,190
He's, uh, he's quite a guy.
761
00:45:06,830 --> 00:45:07,880
Yes, he is.
762
00:45:09,310 --> 00:45:11,810
Oh, I've had a chance to look at your
resume.
763
00:45:12,350 --> 00:45:13,930
As has my managing partner.
764
00:45:14,510 --> 00:45:15,560
We agree.
765
00:45:15,650 --> 00:45:16,700
It's outstanding.
766
00:45:17,480 --> 00:45:18,530
Thank you.
767
00:45:19,160 --> 00:45:24,099
Based on your record, as well as the
sound judgment I've seen you exercise
768
00:45:24,100 --> 00:45:26,690
the last few days, I'd like to offer you
a clerkship.
769
00:45:27,880 --> 00:45:28,930
I'm honored.
770
00:45:30,140 --> 00:45:35,540
But, um, actually, I think I'd like to
disqualify myself.
771
00:45:39,140 --> 00:45:40,190
Why?
772
00:45:41,700 --> 00:45:45,370
Because I've become socially interested
in one of your firm's partners.
773
00:45:46,920 --> 00:45:47,970
Really?
774
00:45:49,100 --> 00:45:55,019
Based on what I've observed these last
few days, I've become attracted to my
775
00:45:55,020 --> 00:45:56,160
grandfather's lawyer.
776
00:45:57,580 --> 00:45:58,630
What?
777
00:46:00,580 --> 00:46:04,599
I would like to pursue a relationship
with you on something other than a
778
00:46:04,600 --> 00:46:05,650
professional basis.
779
00:46:07,140 --> 00:46:10,200
Me? I know what you're thinking. Why?
780
00:46:10,800 --> 00:46:15,220
What does she want? Well, it's not a
job. I just turned one down.
781
00:46:15,920 --> 00:46:16,970
Money?
782
00:46:17,180 --> 00:46:19,710
You drew up my trust fund, so you know
it's not that.
783
00:46:21,080 --> 00:46:22,130
What then?
784
00:46:22,480 --> 00:46:23,530
Who knows?
785
00:46:24,760 --> 00:46:27,620
You're an intelligent, compassionate,
caring man.
786
00:46:29,500 --> 00:46:31,360
And I'm a sucker for those qualities.
787
00:46:32,280 --> 00:46:39,179
Jennifer, I must be 35 years older than
you? Are you suggesting that I'm either
788
00:46:39,180 --> 00:46:41,259
intellectually or emotionally immature?
789
00:46:41,260 --> 00:46:44,780
No. Are you suggesting you couldn't be
physically attracted to me?
790
00:46:48,170 --> 00:46:51,630
Do you dismiss the idea that I could be
physically attracted to you?
791
00:46:53,110 --> 00:46:56,050
I don't exactly have a young man's body.
792
00:46:57,850 --> 00:46:59,170
Sexy's up here, Leland.
793
00:47:01,190 --> 00:47:02,550
May I call you Leland?
794
00:47:03,310 --> 00:47:04,360
Oh, sure, sure.
795
00:47:05,790 --> 00:47:07,090
Am I embarrassing you?
796
00:47:08,410 --> 00:47:09,460
Yes.
797
00:47:10,630 --> 00:47:11,680
Should I stop?
798
00:47:14,330 --> 00:47:15,380
No.
799
00:47:16,510 --> 00:47:17,630
It's just that...
800
00:47:17,631 --> 00:47:21,299
I think our age difference would make
this terribly inappropriate. I've seen
801
00:47:21,300 --> 00:47:24,040
obstacles, but I also see the common
denominators.
802
00:47:24,960 --> 00:47:29,700
And I wouldn't be walking this plank if
I didn't feel so strongly about it.
803
00:47:31,780 --> 00:47:35,739
Besides, didn't I once hear you say it
would be foolish to rule something out
804
00:47:35,740 --> 00:47:39,260
before exploring the possibilities?
805
00:47:40,180 --> 00:47:41,560
Sorry about the wait, folks.
806
00:47:43,680 --> 00:47:44,730
Where's my drink?
807
00:47:44,840 --> 00:47:45,890
Waiter!
808
00:47:45,891 --> 00:47:49,409
You are right, Leland. You're white as a
ghost.
809
00:47:49,410 --> 00:47:53,960
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