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Dear diary, I did something really
naughty today.
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I had a lie to my tax man just to get
him over here.
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I told him that I was being audited.
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Such a lie.
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But I just wanted him to come over and
fuck me and fuck my ass.
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I came as soon as you called. You needed
me for something?
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Yeah, I'm being audited again.
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Audited? Yeah.
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That's impossible.
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You know, we went over your taxes last
time. We had all the receipts. I did
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everything that needed to be done.
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That can't be true.
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You cannot be audited. No way. But you
know how horrible.
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Keeper of my receipts.
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Did you forget to give me something?
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Or was there something?
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It's possible, but you know, if we kind
of go over everything, maybe.
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I cannot believe there's no way.
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You cannot be on it. That can't be true.
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I mean, and by the way, well, you
couldn't just make a phone call and say
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being on it. I had to come all the way
over here. I mean, this is way out of my
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way. You know, if I have extra questions
or you needed some information, I can
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go. Here we go again.
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I did everything that you needed to be
done.
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Your taxes are fine. There's no way you
could be on it.
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and you were my tax guy. You were my go
-to.
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Did you forget to give me something?
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That's possible. I did forget one thing.
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From the last time?
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Yeah.
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Let me confess to you.
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What did you forget?
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What did we forget?
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You are great.
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Help me with my taxes.
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Right. Tax season is over.
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We've already done your taxes.
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I know, but there was one little thing,
little, not minor, it's
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pretty major for me.
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Really? What's that?
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Last time you were here and you just,
you know, you did fuck me pretty good.
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That's right.
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I told you, once a year, no problem.
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But you didn't fuck my ass.
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No, I didn't, did I?
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No, you didn't. That's why you called me
over here?
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Mm -hmm. So you're not getting audited?
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No.
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Wow. That's my confession.
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You make it really hard to say no.
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Yeah.
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I didn't realize you pulled out of a
very important meeting. I'm a busy
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I will make it worth your while.
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I love you.
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So we're gonna make this twice a year
now, huh?
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You're the best text I've ever had.
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Oh.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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I'm ready for this cock in my ass.
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Are you? Yeah.
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Yes, please.
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You need to lick my pussy first, though.
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Yeah. Gladly.
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Come on, Christian.
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I want you to audit my pussy.
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Oh, fuck yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
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You want more of those two fucking
fingers?
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Yeah.
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Oh, God.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Yeah, you're the one.
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You're my tag.
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It's not fucking good.
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Oh god damn.
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Yeah? Yeah.
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I love
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doing
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my taxes on you.
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It's all over my face. Yeah? Yeah.
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It's been in my ass.
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Got to come over and do it again. I'm
going to have to make up something.
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I've got to have him come back.
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Until next time, dear diary.
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Hugs, kisses, and licks.
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Dume.
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