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They say happiness was a crystal ball

It was shattered when it fell from the sky

The broken pieces showered on everyone

and people began to pick them up

Some collected more

Others found less

No one could find all the pieces

Ladies and gentlemen, may I present

the prettiest and hippest dance troupe

According to February's Forrick Report

the earnings before tax is ￡23 million

The net worth is ￡1.137 billion

Kamy?

According to the fund manager, they says the growth is positive

Thank you

How's the Macau project?

Mr. Ho wants to dine with you in Macau

Hold that. Don't want others to start thinking

What?

I'm in control of my cholesterol

Your report is back from Cambridge

Your testosterone level is abnormally high

So you're aggressive, confident and astute

- Thank you - But peanuts will affect your testosterone

What are you saying?

Peanuts are no good for penis

Why didn't you tell me earlier?

Cut it down

Let him torture himself.

He's single

Do you have loads of girlfriends?

My wife has drunk too much again

I won

You have to drink like that when you win?

Don't tell Milan

Or I'll dead

OK

- Uncle - What is it, Milan?

Women are still crazy about you

Why do you still put up with Auntie?

Because your Auntie is smart

She put up with my philandering first

I had my fun

now it's my pay up time

You never thought of dumping her?

I screwed around when I was young

She married me despite her 34D figure

because I promised her

I'd never divorce her...

once we got married

Why?

A man must keep his word

What a man

If other women find out

they'll chip in and get Auntie drunk

They better not

Or I'll have to donate half of my liver

You're cool, man

I'd kill for a husband like you

Your present for Mid-Autumn Festival

You're both excused from dinner with me

Thanks

All bosses are delusional

Who says I'm having dinner with you?

A friend of mine who's around 40

was found dead...

after he pissed off his boss

Such a lonely death

Is that what you want?

Don't say that on a day like this

Can't take ajoke?

This is for you

What is it? A bonus?

Not in your life

Take a look

Oh my God

A blind date for Mid-Autumn?

You must...

score tonight, OK?

- Don't be a smart ass - What?

It's already passe

You're kidding

Those women have a check list

- So do we - Right

You check them off like they're dim sum

Don't bother, he already did that for you

Human ATM

Category: Sucker

Congratulations, sucker

- Wait - What?

Is this employee benefit, Boss?

- Perhaps - What about me?

You'll get it

It's coming

Really?

- Just a minute - I'll wait for you then

But he's up to no good

Fine. Don't go tonight

- Dollar? - Dollar? It's Milan

Want me to fill in again?

Everyone has plans but you're a workaholic

Someone like me deserves triple pay

- Is that OK? - OK

- Miss Kwok - Yes

Mr. Ching...

- left something for you - OK

This way, please

Listen,

our boss Sam Ching just checked in

The jerk who bought the theatre

and plans to take out...

the whole block?

Hush. I can't save you if they hear you

So what?

Don't mess with him. He has a ghost eye

that can see right through your heart

My heart?

He's after my chest

Just watch it.

I will

What is this?

Nothing. I'm just hoping

you'll score with Joseph tonight

Score my ass

If you didn't give him a tight schedule

he would've given you a wonder bra set

Exactly

Exactly

Do all men...

only care about boobs?

Honestly, a man who appreciates you

won't care about your boobs

I had this altered twice, it should fit

Perfect

Think no more

Take Joseph to bed. Don't let Sam down

That's right

I repeat, a man who appreciates you

won't care about your boobs

Because I have no boobs

- you never treat me like a woman - Is she pissed?

I might not do that, but I take care of you

I'm not an abandoned pet. I don't need that

I have Joseph

Oops, just missed

- Take one of me - OK. Come on

I have Joseph

Splitting image

Why not?

Mr. Ma

Miss Fok

- Have some tea - Thank you

A chauffeur is nobody

Pardon my honesty

It's miserable to seek the wrong things

I'm just a chauffeur with some say

That shows...

you're no ordinary chauffeur

- Have some tea - Thanks

What's the matter?

Nothing

So?

Nothing, let's go

Sir, a VIP guest is coming

We must check all the bulbs and wires

I'm filling in for my friend

I must keep my word

Good for you

Carry on

Do a good job

- Thank you - Don't mention it

- Have a nice day - Thank you very much

Bank wins

That's not fair. You won't let me win

You placed your own bets

But this is truly a shitty hand

I'll go with the player again

Why must you ram against the wall?

I've got to see this

Please

I know he's good looking

but where's your professionalism?

Deal, lady. You took the money

Sit down

I will follow him

Miss

We're here to invest in hope

Don't mess up the pace

True, our hope is in your hands

Deal, gorgeous

Yes, deal, gorgeous

King is good

Player 6

Bank 3

That's OK, it's only a 3

- Bank draws - Only a 3

Picture...

- 7. Bank wins - Lost by that much

Damn

Bye

You're the croupier, not the bouncer

Don't be greedy, sir

Loan sharks...

Iook for people like you

who consider themselves gods of gamblers

How about I report you...

for lecturing me?

I believe a good deed is never lost

I'm actually her aunt, handsome

This is a little family gathering

You believe a good deed...

is never lost?

Trust is a high-risk investment

Really?

If I file a complaint,

you're dead

Understand?

If you do that,

- I'm dead - Why?

She's all bark and no bite

She's already moonlighting as a dancer

If she loses this job

She'll kill herself and I'll jump off the roof

That's killing 2 lookers...

in one go. It's a tragedy

If you're broke, go that way

You're sending me to the loan sharks?

To the shuttle bus that goes to the pier

You think that's funny?

I will file a complaint. What's your name?

Let me see your name. Show me

Milan Sit

Milan Sit, right?

I'll report you. Manager

- Handsome - Manager

- We'll go for a massage - I'll report you,

- damn it - Let off some steam

Repentance is salvation

Shut up

Get a massage

Have you read the employee manual?

No work outside of maintenance hours

You want a warning letter?

What?

Take the mask off. What are you, Batman?

Watch your manners

I'm sorry, little bro.

Did I hit you, little bro?

Little bro?

What's wrong with your eyes?

Who let you work here?

I'm sorry, Miss

Off you go

Did you forget your key, Miss?

You need any help?

What are you doing?

It's easy to catch a cold going barefoot

I'm a clerk from Panyu

without much formal schooling

Mom said I was lucky to get married

Who'd guess I'd get a divorce

and have a daughter

As a mother, I must think of my daughter

My only wish is for someone to accept her

Here's to you

- Hey - What's up?

Why didn't you tell me?

Why should I?

Does it matter?

What matters is you like this woman

If you don't, suit yourself

Just take me for a nosy bastard

- Hey - What?

This is so irresponsible

- I'm irresponsible? - You bet

Come... sit down

I'm telling you

That look on your face

told me I found you the right girl, right?

You're embarrassing Miss Fok

You know what that means?

Of course I know what that means

I found you a girlfriend

You're turned off by her daughter

You don't dig her, why care how she feels?

Forget it

I'm counting on you

Joseph

Tonight is a big night, I need you here

Really?

My favorite wine

Cheers

Don't be too surprised afterwards

Surprised? Why?

Because you're too rational

Even though we talk about everything

You may not know what I really want

Of course not. I know everything

I have a surprise for you too

I want to get married

Great

Baby

Baby

Baby

Baby

Hi

Baby

Baby?

This is my buddy

Buddy?

I have wanted to tell you

If you saw Baby,

you'd think I'm not serious

Because he thinks we're very much alike

Except

I'm 10 years younger than you

He's worried you'd think he's infatuated

Then he should've picked me

I know

Your strong arms will be there for me

Come

- Cheers - Cheers

Where is Milan Sit?

This is a baccarat table

not for the missing

You scared me to death

Why are you on the street? You crazy?

I...

The loan sharks are after you?

No

Today is Mid-Autumn, I...

I want to...

Borrow money?

That's like pushing you off the roof

I got no cash but I'll take you to the pier

Listen up, OK?

You don't want to? Forget it

Hop on

If I hadn't been waiting for you

I'd be your Baby and not your Buddy

No boobs, no feel

No boobs, no feel

Now I have no boobs

you're dismissed

Bye

Go help someone else

Bye

Don't forget to write

You again?

You know what time it is?

Stop Drilling. People are sleeping

Do you understand?

Am I disturbing you?

You don't understand?

I'll use Putonghua

This is...

Wrong timing is the bad thing

- Jo - You're bad

- Right - You know?

Wrong timing, he got wrong timing

He didn't

Calm down, stop yelling

I'm yelling at you

You're bad, you said I had no boobs

So what if I don't?

I didn't say that

Don't touch me

Molester

Where are you taking me?

Jo

- Answer me. Where're you taking me? - Jo

Jo

Help. Where're you taking me?

There. I'm so dizzy

So much fun

Faster

Start over while the moon is full

Eat this on the boat

so you can throw up when you get sick

This is expensive. I'll pay you back

Forget it. Only a fool would trust a gambler

- Bye - See you around

Better not

Thanks

How's my schedule for the next few days?

You're due in Hong Kong at 3

to meet the broker from New York

Let Frank deal with them

I want to stay

I'll tell him

She's not bad, but not quite...

We're buddies,

I know you can't handle this

I checked her out

Her daughter's school is hard to get into

That proves she disciplined her well

They're doing fine without you

You should worry

if you can give her a better life

You had all the girls you liked checked out?

Sorry, this is personal

I do it myself

Let me do my own checking

Sorry to bother you

You again?

I held you in my arms last night

Nonsense

Please listen to me

The manager won't let me fix the lights

My pal's wife is in labor. I filled in for him

and I screwed up

Come to me if you want compensation

I don't want my friend to lose his job

This is my name card. I'm Lin Jiu

I can't think of anything else. Take this

What is it?

Cured chicken from my hometown

Mom said soup with it is good for women

- Please accept it - I don't want it

- Thank you - Thank you

Your handbag is so chic

You can have it

No, thanks

A small white swan

is bathing in the pond

I want to "pad" it

No

Not "pad", it's "pat"

I want to pat it

That's right

Miss Fok

Mr. Ma

I thought you left

We're leaving day after tomorrow

Meet my daughter Queenie

Say hello

Uncle

- Have a seat - OK

- Hi - Hello

Eat this, Mommy made it

What is it?

This is

red bean doughnut, our hometown dish

Try it

You're a good cook

My Mother worked in a factory

I did all the chores at home

Me too, my Mom sold red bean pudding

I was her assistant

Mommy said I must share

Good girl

Mommy wants us to split this

You can eat your half

- OK - Now we both get to eat it

Go ahead, OK?

Yes. Thank you, Uncle

Check please

Wait

This is Sam Ching. Call my assistant Jo

This is Tim

Where the hell are they?

Wong

You seem distracted

What's going on?

Nothing

Tell me, you can count on a friend

My brother crashed his car, he needs cash

Keep this

But...

Don't argue

Drink up

Hello? What?

Your boyfriend?

No

I don't believe you

Dance. Bitch

Manager

I didn't expect to find passionate dancers

in a tiny theatre like this

I'd really like to...

Date them?

That's right

The fat one?

Milan

Good luck

Why?

I can't tell you

Just be careful

Stop it

You're not only a gambler but a lecher

Under the circumstances

this is the normal reaction for a guy

You can't expect me to act like a monk

A monk. That's what you should be

Someone will foot the bill tonight

Ladies

This monk only likes this genie

The other elves can leave now

Just wait and see

Why are you here?

God sent me to come after this genie

Be afraid, be very afraid

No room for you

I'll give him a ride. Don't be stupid

Monk, hold on to the genie

That's right

- We can do worse - Bye

Catch

OK?

- Hi, Phil - Hi, Milan

I added honey, as you've suggested

- Really? - Let me try

- Milan - Hello

- You know everyone? - How are you

How's business?

Hello, Pauline

Have some

Only if you let me pay

- No - If you don't, I'm not coming

No, next time

Join us now for "Follow Your Heart"

Express your love to the one

I'm happy just seeing you walk down the street

How happy could that be?

Why is everyone so nice to you?

Because I'm nice to them

- Is that true? - Of course

You're in a dry spell,

keep him for yourself

Don't be rude

Ming's peanuts are heavenly

I don't usually eat them but I'll try tonight

Why?

Allegedly, it weakens one's virility

that's why...

But today doesn't count

Yes

I like to eat

I'm really starving

Hunger is the most genuine motivation

How insightful...

Hunger is truly the most genuine motivation

Very good

Take it

Thanks

Thank you, keep the change

Thanks

Why is it so expensive?

I'll pay you back

That's not it

I'm worried you've been had

What kind of wine is this? It's outrageous

It's not that expensive, sir

Can I take this?

No problem

Thanks

This is everything?

Fish and vegetables are enough

I don't eat fish

Fish are like people

Some are good for you, some are bad

Take this turbot, it's ugly

But it is convivial

and has many friends

I can see that this friend of yours

named you his sole beneficiary in his will

You're hard selling him

I'm telling you

Fish have dignity too, just like humans

Trust me

No one asked me to trust them before

Because no one else is nice to you

Eat

Wait

What's the tissue for?

Just in case you throw up

You said it's good, why would I throw up?

Do you want me to trust you or not?

Who's counting?

You're not making a statement

I told you...

nobody asked me to trust them. You're the first, I'll remember that

Really?

OK?

Very OK

You're amazing

You changed me and this fish forever

- Have another bite - Really?

Wait

Is fishbone gone?

How sweet. Your boyfriend?

That'll be my misfortune

No need to raise your voice

Want to call the cops?

Sorry, I drank too much, I can't control myself

So that gave you the right to misbehave?

Cheers

Here you go, thank you

Don't you have a wallet?

I do

This is my savings

I'm saving it for my mother

You paid my bill with your savings?

You called me, that makes me your friend

I don't mind

We're not friends

But I'm still grateful, I have to go

Wait

This is too much

Consider it your tip

I can't take your money

I'm beat, please go

The wine glass

Keep it

Goodbye

This was my turf when I was little

I met all my friends here

including my boyfriend

But some billionaire bought this land

and took out the entire block

There used to be an amusement park

with a rocking horse

I used to ride on it

and play with firecrackers

But that Sam Ching demolished the place

including the horse

That's OK

It's worth dying for, the going rate...

Over $8,000 per sq. Ft. It was 2 x 4 ft.

That's over $64,000

lts death is more dignified than the fish

You're smart

I started working as a teenager

It was tough

Then you shouldn't gamble

I was bored

What kind of guys do you like?

Someone...

like me?

I'm into Rem these day

Get it? Comic books

For the girl he's ever loved

Rem, the Death God got himself killed

The most touching part is that

he didn't even tell the girl he loved her

I think this man is drop dead romantic

What about you?

Me?

It's simple for me

I only want to find a girl

who can truly hear my heart beat

This is fun

It's late

keep your voice down

This is cute

Show me

Hello, Miss Kwok

What do you want?

I'm now a permanent staff

The manager told me to thank you

I had nothing to do with it

No, I should thank you

This is for you, please accept it

What's this now?

7-star tea, my hometown specialty

You're a drinker

this is good for the liver

Stop bringing me your whole town

I'm not, please accept this

I beg of you

OK

Thank you, Miss Kwok

If you need me for anything, just call me

OK, thanks

You should get her a love talisman

Don't be like that

Let's sit down and talk

Have a chat?

- Why not? - Let's go

Hello, sir

- This way - You've been naughty

Benefactor, I cannot take your money

Much obliged, Jiu

Don't waste your life...

on regrettable things

Gambling

Who can SMS in Chinese?

For lateral radicals, press this key

Mr. Ching

The comic books you asked for

I labeled all the pages on Rem

OK, thanks

Just read them to me

How pretty

There's more

I'm proud to say

Sharky regained...

ownership of the theatre

- What happened? - I don't know

The owner came to me

and was more excited than I was

Who's the buyer?

Some arts development organization

This is really weird, but...

high

Cheers

Where are you?

At the theatre celebrating

Congrats. I'm going into battle

Wish me luck

I'll wish you luck if you stop gambling

All the best. Milan

Our rival has learnt the bid price

Reba of Shanghai raised our bid by 15%

As a major shareholder, I'll think about it

Your blessing is powerful

Drink your soup

Thanks

Drink your soup, Sam

This smells wonderful. You're the best

It's your cured chicken that's wonderful

Really? It was a gift

The greatest good cannot be bought

I don't know, some of his hometown specialty

She's talking about the man

not the chicken

You're naughty

Hello, Miss Kwok

How do you know it's me?

I have caller display

You're my benefactor, I'll remember you

Come off it

I'm always at your disposal,

Miss Kwok

The tea you gave me is delicious, thank you

Let's take another one

Hey, I'm unwell

I don't want to gamble

but I have this urge to go to Macau

Why is that?

Even plastic surgery is not as effective

Heart-shaped eyes and mouth

I've been in love before

Just a few SMS, I don't care

Stop eating, come and stretch

There's only one reason

You sensed my urge to you at night

Boobs and kisses

I'm OK

Big Two is out, we play Nuke the Landlord

Why?

Forjacking up the prices of the land

- What do you do? - These 2 Jokers

Construction

These 2 Jokers... Listen up

Which school did you go to?

2s beat Aces, that's right

- You can play them all at once - Honey

Let's not play cards today

Let's have a chat, OK?

4 of a kind is called the bomb

You can also bomb with the Joker

Are you married?

3 times

- Let's deal the cards - You're kidding

Damn, you little cheat

Don't make me play again, I already quit

Stay for dinner

Sure

Give me that

My husband is a good cook

much better than me at baccarat

You're mean

How do you know where I live?

I work for the FBI. You didn't know?

Take this

What is that?

Dance steps I learnt when I was little

You really like to dance

That's right

Happy or not, I like to dance

That's a good way to let off some steam

What about you?

I chase girls

Happy or not, I like to chase girls

To let off some steam, right?

I want it too

No

Not even a sip

But I want one

Me too

We'll continue after dinner

I made chrysanthemum tea

I roasted the cashews myself

- That much? - Try them

Alcohol turns my Aunt into a zombie

So we continue here after intermission

No, I can't get drunk

You're naughty... bringing me here

- Peanuts? - No

Not tonight

Why not? Is your brain upside down?

Upside down?

What?

Boobs

What?

Boobs

Boobs and kisses

That's lewd and retarded

You're beyond salvage

- Me? Lewd and retarded? - Boobs and kisses

See for yourself

Who's lewd? Me or you?

- See? - Right

- It's from my phone - That's right

I would never write something so gross

Precisely

That's why I was misled

You're retarded. I would never write that

- Chihuahua - What?

She played ajoke on me

Chihuahua played ajoke on you?

No, the joke is on me

Now I don't know what to do

Damn

I'll have to settle this by myself

OK

Stay back

Give me time to calm down

OK?

Don't look at me like that

Stop looking at me like that

You'll drive me crazy

Stop it

Well?

So I'm lewd

I usually make the move

Miss Kwok, this is Lin Jiu

I know you're back but don't wanna intrude

Regards, Lin Jiu

- Miss Kwok - Damn, my keycard

I'm always a mess when I see you

What's this?

I prayed for a love talisman for you

It's a good sign

Why did you do that?

Because I think you're very nice

Actually, the figure isn't everything

You're still a good person

It's alright, really

Do you know of a place in Taipa

somewhere secluded to play yoyo?

- Why? - I used to have a favorite yoyo

When my Mom found out

she thought it was a waste of time

She gave it away

Behind every famous man, there's a woman

Behind every pervert, there's his mother

This is for you

Why?

Why do you always ask why?

Do you have a dream?

- Of course - Right?

Let me show you

What does it look like?

- A meteor - A meteor, OK

What do you do when you see a meteor?

- Make a wish - You make a wish?

Get ready. Hurry

Com'on

I want to go learn dancing in USA

OK, good

- Tired? - I'm fine

Queenie trusts me

You're the first man who's willing to carry my daughter

I'm willing to keep on doing it

I have something for you too

The legendary...

dream rings

OK?

Isn't it a pleasant surprise?

Thank you

She's a croupier

She's a dancer

She's an ordinary girl

She didn't spend your money

You learnt to SMS in Chinese because of her

She's the kind you marry

But honestly

when she know you're Sam Ching, can she handle that?

That's what I'm asking you

You think it'll work for us?

With your full support, this should work

Thank you

What the hell is this?

I'm just checking up on you

Any progress? You did this?

Where do you go after work?

People say food is great in Macau

I don't know where to go

so I'm looking for company...

You forgot your phone?

This is for you

Goodbye

I'm sorry, Miss Kwok. I let you down

I'm fired

You've been naughty

Thank you

You're welcome. You reminded me

to be nice to those who are nice to me

I have to tell you, I own this land

the hotel where you work and the theatre

I'm the billionaire

Sam Ching

I'm here, Shannon

You're early. Queenie gets out at noon

Sam is in hiding, so I'm not busy

It sounds like you're surrounded by women

Are you jealous?

- Or you think people... - Hi,

- will talk? - welcome

I have to go. I have a visitor, bye

Bye

Her mother is looking for someone rich

How else can she upgrade herself?

Grooming herself for it is nothing

Teaching her girl to dupe men is canny

I picked out some gifts for you to send her

No, she doesn't want them

Otherwise she wouldn't have returned the pendant

You know, she's the kind of girl who thinks

a $84 fish...

deserves a dignified death

I know you're upset, but I'm happy for you

Why do you say that?

Because you're in love whole-heartedly

And why do you say that?

Normally, you won't waste a minute

But you've been waiting for two days

You taught me to give her time

That's what I'm doing

Let me teach you something else

Love is tolerance and patience

I wouldn't dare teach you anything

But if you love him, tell him

He's an honest bloke

You're too weird, no one can read your mind

This is serious

What happened?

He is filthy rich, Sharky

Who am I? I'm nobody

What will people think of me?

You tell me

I'm a croupier, a dancer

If people say I'm taking advantage of him

I'd go berserk and hit to kill

He's super rich and I'm super broke

You know what...

I don't want

people to say

If you call yourself a whore

that will make him yourjohn

You'll be a perfect match then

If you're under pressure 'coz you're broke

Billionaires like him are under pressure too

Come

1, 2, 3, 4

Hurry, hurry up. Let's go.

Wounderful.

Hurry, more energy.

Jiu

Jiu

Jiu

Good evening, Miss Kwok

What happened? You said you needed this job

This is a mess

I'm sorry, I know

I'm not good enough

If you know that, why did you mess it up?

I didn't

- Why didn't you follow the pattern? - I'm not good enough but I love you

What did you say?

I'm talking about the pattern

So...

So am I

No, what did you just say?

Nothing

- I'm asking you - I'm sorry, Miss Kwok

Can't you say that again?

The Wicked Witch strikes again

Sorry, I screwed up

Wrong number. Milan

It's OK as long as I didn't make the wrong choice

You're mine. Sam

I have 3 questions for you

No, answer my 3 questions instead

Do you love her?

Do you love her?

Do you love her?

Yes

Miss Kwok, Mr. Ching's friend

Don't mind me, just carry on

Hi

It's OK, unless you think we're in the way

No. I'm afraid I'll shoot off my mouth

What have we done to make you feel that way?

You seem like Wicked Witch to me

As if you can curse me with just one look

As if you'll throw a punch or a kick

to get rid of me

You're smart to recognize she's Wicked Witch

You're so looking good

- You're a lady killer - Excuse us

I bet you don't need me

Have you eaten?

Yes

But I have to go now

- Why? - I...

Staff is not entitled to this type of service

I snuck in

We'll go somewhere else

- No, that's stupid - What?

You own this hotel. Why go somewhere else?

Shall I fire you?

Good, fire me

I can really do that

- Go ahead, make the call - I'm for real

Can't take ajoke?

It might be ajoke this time

But you can really get me fired, Boss

What makes you think I'm so scary?

I know you need getting used to

I promise I won't try to change you

I'm still your Gambler, OK?

OK?

OK

Tell Jo not to bring me anymore dresses

I've taken off more than I put on these days

My poor feet

Sorry, wrong room

Meet my Mom and my ex

The first one

You like erotic dance?

For a living or for pleasure?

It's not erotic dance, Auntie

I don't dress sexily, they pay me $100 less

You're still dancing?

I still have to eat and pay rent

I don't want the troupe to fold

We need gimmicks

But we don't do...

Are you getting used to being...

with Fluffy?

Who's Fluffy?

He is

- You're Fluffy? - That's right

Cat got your tongue?

Did I use my chipmunk voice?

No, OK

You did OK

Don't worry, they just came to see you

What's good to see

I'm a super dummy

My Mom has a keen eye

She can tell right away you're not a dummy

but a very nice girl

What worries me is that Snow White

will be scared of the evil Queen

Not anymore

You're not scared?

Because I have Fluffy

I'm your Rem

Fluffy

Rem

- Fluffy - Why are you yelling

- with a weird high note - Fluffy

I'm mad

Fluffy

What do you think of Milan?

I'm 5 months pregnant

Don't make me guess

I know very well

how tough it is to be my woman

I'm glad you noticed

Girls don't trust you more...

for what you did

Especially not Milan who has nothing

- I got it. I know what to do - Fluffy

- Wait here - OK

Well?

The sillier a woman is, the more she loves you

She's very different from us

Nothing I say will change your mind

Don't worry, I can manage

If you're worried, buy her a house or stocks

I'm not worried

because I have you

That's why I told her your nickname

You were daring even as a kid

It's hereditary. You're just the same

- Give me a hug - Come on

Take care

- Okay, bye - Bye, Auntie

- Watch your step - Bye

- Hello, Sam - Hello

Hello

Hello

Hello

Finally, nobody will say he's gay

Not us, I mean the magazines

You mean the international edition of Empire?

They listed Sam's criteria for his women

It was a mile long. Did you read it?

I'd rather not

Or I'll have a headache and can't sleep

I remember one:

Brains and looks

Connections, tastes and fertility

What happened? They picked on you?

No, they were nice

They asked stupid questions?

I just didn't know what to say to them

For real...

I can't even remember their names

That's easy, I'll tell you

There's Ada, Sharon and...

We can go if you want

No, you should go back in, I'm OK

I better not

I'm not fond of them

They shoot off their mouths and wear low-cuts

I only like low-cuts on you

Teach me how to dance

Come on

- OK - OK

Well?

Left or right?

You tell me

- Left - Left?

- OK - Left

Left. I stepped on you

Come on, lift it

Ready

What's so funny?

Stop

You said it

You're most honest when you're truly hungry

Tell me, will you marry me?

I love you, I love you

My love for you surpasses everything

My love for you will never change

Take good care of Milan

Just tell me I do

I love you, I need you

Listen, from now on

I'll always be there when you make a wish

I love you, I need you

I miss you, My love is true

Loving you, you are my only one

My love for you surpasses everything

My love for you will never change

Everyone sent you their congrats

What are you saying? Get to the point

Point No. 1, the shareholders and business partners

question your fiancee's background

Getting married is our business,

not theirs

That's pertinent to Point No. 2

Your second wife...

got 1/3 of your assets at divorce

which was, of course, your personal assets

but now you own a corporation... in other words

Milan's background...

increases the risk factor

What are you proposing?

Say it

A prenuptial agreement

that stipulates, in the event of a divorce

Milan is entitled to a limited alimony only

so that she won't be a liability to the corporation

I don't want this

Think of something else

This is your Mother's idea

You're back

- You're practicing? - Yes

Carry on, you can read this later

What is it?

Nothing, some company document

I'm the chairman

A major loss in my assets

is detrimental to the company at large

What is this?

A prenuptial agreement

You must understand my position

The company's interest is top priority

What if

I'm just saying what if

we get a divorce, you're entitled to my...

I know this is ludicrous

But I must protect my company and shareholders

They need protection

If we want to get married...

we must sign this

We getting married

is none of the shareholders' business

Just tell me if you choose to give up

If he wants to count, give him babies

Make him pay for each of them

So what if the agreement is very thick?

Charge him by head counts

Don't pout

That's like getting paid to make love

A big fat zero for orgasm

You're wrong

The zeroes in your bank book is your orgasm

One zero. Oh

Two zeroes. Ohoh...

Three zeroes. Ohohoh

Understand?

- Morning - Morning, Sam

What is it? The toast is no good?

I gave you a double

Enjoy it

This may seem complicated

Trust me on this

Auntie didn't go to the casino?

She didn't want people to think she's selling you

to pay her gambling debts

She wouldn't go even if you make her

We dare not shop for groceries

in case the paparazzi find out what we eat

You can't go out?

I dress like this to cook at home

It's the same as going out

Jean Paul and I may not be rich

We still want to present you as a lady

Jean Paul?

I'm Jean Paul

She's Tiffany, you're Milan

- We're all famous brands - That's right

You're home early

I called you

I forgot to bring my phone

I'll hit the shower

Dinner is ready, let's eat first

I ate at my Aunt's

She has a phone, why didn't you call me?

I want to take a shower first

Go ahead

Are you asleep?

What is it?

Can you forget about the agreement?

Yes

lt'd be perfect if you're not the Chairman

I'll sign it, good night

Before the commercial break

Let's review how John met Zoe

He's secretly loved Zoe for 3 years

but never had the guts to tell her

Now you finally have the guts to tell her

If you love her so much

what took you so long to tell her?

She's better than me in every sense

What was her reaction?

I had no intention to tell her that day

I only wanted to meet her for dinner

and talk about that later

and she agreed

But on her way to work the next day

She had an accident

What happened?

She died

Come over here

I want you to tell the audience

Why did you decide to appear on

"Follow Your Heart"

Because I still love her very much

I'm sorry I didn't tell her I loved her in three years

until now. I regret it

So what if she turned me down?

At least she'd know someone loved her

You're very brave, John

John bared his soul to us

We should give him a big hand

Give me a pen

Let me explain this

No, I don't want to know

All his ex-wives signed this?

No, he never thought of it

Simply because...

his company expanded too quickly

This is actually his Mom's request

Sam would never tell you

in case you feel awkward when you meet

I have a request too

If you ever get a divorce

she'll donate all that she'll get to charity

I'm OK with it

But before she signed it

why did she add such a provision?

Because she found out

the agreement was your Mom's idea

How?

Sorry, slip of the tongue

I see

- Miss Kwok - What is it?

Someone to see you from the TV station

Mr. Ching has no media appointment today

They asked for you

Me?

"Follow Your Heart"

It's a hit matchmaking show

You're kidding

Look, Uncle

That's my license plate

Yes, MI 3211

You have such a good memory

Queenie, do you have gifts for other uncles?

Queenie

Get up. Go study in your room

Say goodbye to Uncle

Bye

Bye

I don't want Queenie to follow my footsteps

and have people look down on her

Is this OK?

OK

OK

Self-knowing, self-overcoming, self-changing

before loving someone

Sign up if you want no regret. We're waiting

We'll help you follow your heart

Sharky

No man has ever made me so happy

yet so...

miserable

But it's worth the misery

You think it's OK...

for someone poor

to be with someone rich?

Unless the man is spending the woman's money

What's wrong if the woman is spending the man's?

Here comes your problem

Hello

I learnt a new trick

I'll grant you a wish that will come true

Try it

I want to marry a billionaire

Stop kidding around

I'm not

I thought I'd be OK with it

How hard is it to spend money?

I'm a woman. I can become a rich woman

But I can't

We're worlds apart

I can act dumb when I'm with you, right?

But when other people say about me

I really want to...

You're the one I love

Why should they make me sign an agreement?

You're OK with it

But has it ever occurred to you I'm not OK?

Forget it

Tell me now

Will you marry me?

Right now?

Right now

Right now, the answer is no

You should go, I need to practice

Sorry

I go on TV and accept a contractor

What will people think of me?

No

Not me, it's him

What will people think of him?

That's so mundane

Don't you care what people think

as long as you love him

If someone tells me...

she loves me on TV

I'd go for it in a heartbeat

Then why didn't you

tell her you love her

and let herjump at the chance?

- No - Why not?

Because I'm a man

Men

Men must save face and women mustn't?

I can't live with myself

lt'll be too humiliating

Humiliating

- I'll go, I don't care - Utterly humiliating

Leave him alone, don't beg him

He's just the chauffeur

- Chauffeur - He's lily-livered

Silly driver

You don't have to go with her

I will

- Oh, yes - Go my ass

Do you know where we're going?

- Of course I do - We're not going swimming

I heard you.

- You're offering happiness - Over there

- and try to find a taker, right? - Exactly

You're drunk.

This is not a game

Jo will get hurt because of you

Who do you think you are?

- Sam Ching. When Sam Ching wants a woman - Sam Ching

she'll come flying in from hell

I'm Sam Ching and I'm loaded, so what?

An idiot proposed today with a ring

- She said no - Who did?

No. So what if I know she's the one I want

She has to know that too

Forget the rest. I'll tell the whole world

I love Milan

- Good - I have decided

to go with you

Yes. You are a good boy

He's bad. We go

Let's go

Wait

You're such a pain

I trust you. If a man proposes on TV

will a woman say yes?

If I can do it

any woman can do it

Anything goes

Trust me

Anything goes?

Absolutely

Come, let's shake on it

Good

We'll all go

Com'on

Follow your own heart

Milan, you're struck by Cupid's arrow

Look over here

What TV station is this?

Shannon, you're struck by Cupid's arrow

What are you doing?

Follow your heart

I'm your host Tommy

Welcome to the show

OK

Tonight, we have with us

a chauffeur

a super office lady

a single mother

an unemployed worker, and

a billionaire

But...

All men are equal when it comes to love

You must follow your heart

for love and bliss

Let the show begin

We have 6 special guests tonight

but only 5 of them showed up

We've been trying to call...

Mr. Ching's girlfriend

but there's been no answer

Mr. Ching, you're welcome to leave now

before Milan refuses to make an appearance

Can you handle that?

We'll see how long you'll last

Now, ladies and gentlemen

Let's give a warm...

welcome to Mr. Lin Jiu

our unemployed surrealist and warrior of love

Hello

Aren't you a bit overdressed?

I need not respect your show

but I respect love

Good comeback

For that, I'm giving you a chance

to tell us exactly how lowly you are

My name is Lin Jiu, I'm from Shandong

where I worked for a theatre troupe

I came to Macau 2 years ago to look for ajob

How sad

But that's alright. Now, let's see

how outstanding your Jo is

Jo, you graduated with honors

at the world famous University of Texas

Your current position is...?

Company Secretary of Mannequin International

A multi-billion dollar corporation

You know the meaning of Company Secretary?

Here's something for you to learn

A Company Secretary is only second to the CEO

Mr. Lin, you simply have no idea

what you're up against

Let's give him a big hand

You're wrong

You said on your show

even with the possibility of rejection

it's worth it to let her know

someone is truly in love with her

You...

You also said on your show

Right here, Love asks for nothing in return

And here's my favorite line

Today's hesitation begets tomorrow's regret

- Also... - Enough, Mr. Lin

Please stop quoting me

Look

1.3 billion people are behind you

Make good use of this moment

to fight for your happiness

OK, let's hear it

I came here to say

Most people would think

I'm not worthy of you

We are more than miles apart

But I have a right to love

I'm here...

to fight for happiness

to give her

I simply want her to know that

Thank you

That is truly touching

But what good will it do?

What do women want from men?

Power

Jo is an outstanding woman in Asia

You're an unemployed worker

Will she wait for you to crawl your way up?

Give Mr. Lin a mirror

Let him see how good a match he is for Jo

Don't play him for a fool

That's what he gets for screwing up

He's fired while he's still on probation

- Am I right? - It wasn't anything major

He made...

minor changes to the design

Minor changes?

Ladies and gentlemen, why don't we

take a look...

at Mr. Lin's minor changes

Here's the original design

and this is his

Jo, you have seen this before, right?

What do you see?

A glass inside the circle

A glass?

Technically

that's a champagne flute

Jo's schedule is so busy

she doesn't remember...

the champagne flute

or that she has given it away

To Jo, this champagne flute...

is nothing

but to me, it's very important

This is the first present she gave me

I cherish it

No wonder Mr. Lin treasures the flute

It's not an ordinary glass

It represents his undying love

Nothing matters on my checklist now

It's the heart that counts

Allow me to love you for the rest of my life

Yes

It's a success story

Congratulations

You may proceed to our Throne of Happiness

This is Milan, leave a message

I'll think about calling you back, bye

Milan, it's Sharky

You're one step away

from finishing the dance

Shannon, how many blind dates have you had?

Too many, I don't remember

Too many

Bringing your daughter along every time?

Were you worried about that?

Most men would have a problem with that

You're not afraid they'll laugh at you?

No

No

I come from a poor family

I don't know about being afraid

My husband had an affair when I was pregnant

I survived that

Whether or not people look down on me

won't stop me seeking a man who loves me

Ladies and gentlemen, a true warrior of love

Give her a round of applause

Louder

Louder

Now I want you to give Tim

the loudest boo you can manage

OK. We boo him because he's too fussy

Tim, I really want to know why

you caused such pain to these pour souls?

Here's your chance

Go on stage, if you're a man

and explain to Shannon

From the start, Shannon knew my problem

But Queenie changed me

A child is simple

You like something or you don't

Adults have too much to think about

I'm a fussy chauvinist

I was indecisive. I even bought a ring

but somehow I screwed up

To Queenie

I did what a father should do

I picked her up from school. I played with her

I held her when she was too tired

and let her sleep on my shoulder

We took lots of pictures

When I looked at those pictures

I realized

I had never smiled like that

So happy

So sweet

Can you...

give me another chance?

Uncle

Queenie

Mommy

Another success

Congrats to you

and to our show for making another match

Please take your seats

Step over to your throne

Thank you, Tim

I'm very happy today

We matched up 2 pairs

With half pair to go

Mr. Ching, you're on

Nervous?

I find it weird that

Mr. Ching asked you to appear on that show

But he's right for you, you're both crazy

Play a trick on him on live TV

ask him to strip dance

Just remember

You'll be happier if you can be silly

You dare to step on stage, Mr. Ching?

Would you like to try...

the Throne?

Will a miracle happen...

in the next few minutes?

It will

You think so?

Look over there

No answer

No answer since the show started

Will it be better...

if you call yourself?

I bet there's still no answer

Maybe you need to show...

your good faith

I'll give you one minute

Explain yourself in front of the camera

Maybe, just maybe

she'll take your call

OK

When I was little, I heard on the radio

Happiness was a crystal ball

It was shattered as it fell to the ground

Everyone can pick up the pieces

Everyone has the right to embrace happiness

However hard you try, you can't have it all

But you'll get some if you try

I believe in that

I think...

she also believes in that

Dial the last number. Scared?

The phone is ringing

Is he my Rem?

Still no answer

The clock is ticking

It's time I announce

there's no miracle tonight

You're a rich man, you get special treatment

I don't like you, but I'll give you another chance

You can buy 1 second with $1 million

How much time do you need?

Time is running out, make up your mind

5

4

3

2

No thanks

Time's up

A failure

I pronounce Mr. Ching a failure in love

He can take his seat, alone. Please

Ladies and gentlemen, as you can see

all men are equal when it comes to love

Even billionaires lose their brides

let alone ajobless man

If it's meant to be, it'll be

If it isn't meant to be, you can't make it so

How about I report you...

for lecturing me?

I believe no good deed is never lost

Why is everyone so nice to you?

Because I'm nice to them

No one asked me to trust them before

Because no one else is nice to you

You shouldn't gamble if you work so hard

I want to go learn dancing in USA

Thank you

That's all for tonight

Thank you, bye

Mr. Ching, actually...

I'm fine

I understand

Why she didn't show up

I don't think I need to wait till I'm 100

When I was little, I heard on the radio

Happiness was a crystal ball

It was shattered as it fell to the ground

Everyone can pick up the pieces

However hard you try, you can't have it all

But you get some if you try

I believe in that

Why?

I didn't do it on purpose

I don't want people to stare

I'm sorry

You said love is our own business

I remember that, I really do

I'm not ready for your world

OK

But I'm ready to let you into mine

Will you marry me?

Now we're even

Come on

Bring it on