All language subtitles for LA Law s02e08 Goldilocks and the Three Barristers

Previously on L .A. Law.

Bastard. You went to my captain and got
me transferred, didn't you?

Miss Vasek. I really thought you cared
about me. I do care about you. I care

about everybody in my courtroom.

And what about everyone in your
chambers? Hell hath no fury. I just hope

used protection.

Condom?

Aid, Douglas?

Aid?

She's not sophisticated in a lot of
ways, Stuart.

I'm just afraid you're not going to like
her.

And she's your mom. I'm going to love
her.

Stuart tried to do my taxes last year.

Well, aren't you lucky?

You know, your father used to say if
only he had had a Jewish bookkeeper,

all be millionaires.

Are you okay?

I was in with my divorce lawyer all
morning.

Mm -hmm.

That'll do it all right.

I'm Laurence Sevilla.

This is Juventus, right? How do you do?
Nice to meet you.

She's great, Michael. She's smart,
beautiful, funny.

You're rolling your eyes. You're rolling
your eyes.

Well, forgive me if it sounds like maybe
I've heard this story from you before.

Rona versus Gratinger. Well, the more I
go over this, the more convinced I am

the parties really want a
reconciliation.

You are

the most important thing in the world to
me.

The only way we're going to heal this
relationship is by being together and

fighting for it as hard as we can.

You're seducing me.

He tried to put a freeze on our bank
account. Did I tell you that? You're

kidding. Are you ready to order, sir?

I'll just have some herbal tea. I'll
wait for my other party to order

I still can't believe it.

He shacks up with his administrative
assistant at the Westwood Marquis, locks

the Bentley and the Jag and Roch's
garage, and then he cries to me on the

about how I've betrayed him.

Have you seen a lawyer yet? I saw Bailey
Symes on Monday.

Oh, dandruff on the lapels, Tyclan. I
mean, let's get real here.

How about Hope Shays or Lonnie Alters?

Warren's seen both of them already. And
I think Ella Shankman, too.

Tricky little devil. Trying to box you
out of all the best divorce lawyers in

town. Well, I've got an appointment to
see Arnold Becker.

Forget it.

Well, I thought he's on everyone's A
-list.

Last year's list, darling. If I were
you, I'd cancel.

You would?

He slept with a girlfriend of mine while
he was representing her.

Oh.

That's the love.

Oh, yeah.

Well, was he any good, at least?

Legend in his own mind.

I heard he was cute.

Not from what I hear. He dresses like a
Vegas pit boss.

Body by Pillsbury and about two years
away from a hair wave. Oh, God, I get

picture. If I were you, I really would
break the appointment.

I mean, if you were some housewife in
Encino looking for a little alimony

your real estate license came through,
I'd say fine.

But for you, Arnold Becker would be a
major embarrassment.

Knock. Hey, what are you doing here?

Let me take you away from all of this.

Dim sum breakfast in Chinatown?

Hmm. I can't.

I've got Lady Godiva in two minutes.

Excuse me?

A stripper.

She's filing charges against three
lawyers who apparently went too far with

unveiling. Whoa.

Sounds like a real winner to me.

Well, I don't know. I'll listen to what
she has to say, but I'm thinking about

kicking it.

Hmm. Smells good.

Yeah.

Miss Van Owen?

Mm -hmm.

Um, hi, I'm Jeannie Morris.

Hi.

Come on in.

I'll call you later, Mr. Cusack.

Miss Van Owen?

Sit down.

Not that it makes any difference, Miss
Morris, but just how old are you?

Eighteen. And again, no relevance, but
isn't eighteen a little young to be

stripping? Well, I'm not really a
stripper, Miss Van Owen.

I came out here four months ago to
become an actress, and I took this job

ran out of money.

They promised me that I wasn't going to
have to take all my clothes off, that I

could wear a bikini.

Okay, I know that you've already gone
over this with another DA for the

but if you wouldn't mind telling me what
happened that night.

Um, it was my first assignment, my
birthday.

I was really scared.

It took me about a half an hour just to
get up the nerve to go in there.

And that's the law firm in Century City?

Yeah. By the time I got up there, it was
deserted except for these two lawyers

who took me to the office of the third
one.

He was the one who was having the
birthday.

Mm -hmm.

So I put on the tape, the music. It was
in a small tape deck.

And I started to dance.

What were you wearing?

They made me dress up like Goldilocks.

You know...

A cape with a bikini on underneath it.

So I started to dance.

But then I just... I just felt really
dirty and cheap.

I just couldn't go through with it.

So what did you do?

So I stopped the tape, and I told them I
was sorry.

And that they'd get their money back.

And I tried to leave.

And then one of them locked the door and
said I couldn't.

And then another one grabbed me, and he
ripped my top off.

In the report, you said that they
touched you?

Another one said, if you're not going to
shake them, then we'll shake them for

you.

And he grabbed my breast, and then they
all started grabbing me.

If it wasn't for this janitor who heard
me screaming and called the police,

I don't know what would happen to me.

I'm going to be very honest with you,
Jeannie.

I think what these men did to you
stinks.

But if we take it to trial, the jury's
going to see it as the word of one

teenage stripper against three lawyers.

It'll be a very difficult conviction to
get with this, and very rough on you in

the process.

I don't understand what you mean.

They tore my clothes off. They grabbed
my breath.

They called me dirty names.

They made me feel like a whore.

And you mean that they should just be
able to get away with that?

No, Jeannie, they shouldn't.

And if you're prepared to go all the way
with this, so am I.

Bullock versus Kilby Street Associates.

Breach of contract for the delivery of
goods, seeking specific performance, but

there's a good chance of a cash
settlement, I think.

Collins and DuPaul versus Ozofsky.
That's an action for an accounting

the maintenance of a trust, and
discovery motions are pending.

Roaner versus Gratinger.

I've tried to phone Mr. Roaner. Well,
don't.

Jonathan, in light of your estimable
success with Gordon Bass, I want you to

take over this case. That is, in the
unlikely event that Manny Roaner doesn't

fire us altogether.

All right.

At Perkins, you'll see that Mr.

Rollins gets the file.

I believe that brings us current?

Not quite. Um, Stuart and I want to
announce that we have finally set a

Whoa. An actual date?

An actual date. January 10th at Stuart's
house.

Our house?

Is this BYOB?

No. Well, congratulations.

Thank you.

I'm very pleased for your vote.

Thank you.

Throw me the corsage, okay?

Since when did you ever want to get
married?

I don't know.

I guess I'm kind of feeling out of it.

Everybody seems to have somebody but me.

Someone who loves and accepts them for
themselves.

Someone they feel safe with.

Will the real Arnie Becker please stand
up?

This is the real Arnie Becker, and I can
tell you, Victor, this is no time to be

single. Don't disillusion me, Arnie.
You're my idol.

Women, they used to like men.

Today they... They savage you behind
your back.

I hope you guys know how lucky you are.

Because this is no time to be alone,
fellas.

The hospital years.

The plague years.

This meeting's adjourned.

I want to talk to Don Roman. What to
talk about?

I'll have a file in your office before
noon.

What's it all about, rock fan?

What's what all about, Arnie?

I go into a convenience store late at
night and I see a fat guy buying a big

of cheese doodles and a dirty magazine.

I say to myself, poor mutt.

There but for the grace of God go I.

Who am I kidding?

Are you still obsessing over those two
women at breakfast?

I run 50 miles a week. I wear Italian
suits. I drive a $50 ,000 car. And two

women who I don't even know can
disapprove and send me careening back

that fat pimply kid that all the girls
in high school laughed at. You can't pay

attention to that sort of petty gossip.

They don't even know you, Arnie. They
don't know your character.

They got around to my character.

They talked about some affair I was
supposed to have had with a client.

Which client?

They never said.

That doesn't narrow it down much.

You two?

You make it sound like I'm some sort of
compulsive womanizer.

Rox, every one of those women came on to
me. They used me.

Let me fix you a cup of chamomile.

Forget it.

And by the way, where the hell are my
shirts?

Benny didn't get them.

He's hiding out in the file room. Why?

He's depressed.

Depressed?

I didn't know that people like Benny,
you know, got depressed.

Right.

He'd probably say the same thing about
you.

Come to bed dressed as a nurse is a
playful fantasy or an attempt at

humiliation. If it makes my wife happy
to see me in white pantyhose and Dr.

Scholl's, I want to make her happy.

It's just her videotaping it.

Learning to love is learning to trust,
Lynn.

We'll take our next caller, Herman from
Tujunga.

Go ahead, Herman.

Yes, Doctor. Am I on?

You're on the air. Now, what's your
question, Herman?

It's really not a question.

I really think I'm just being an
alarmist here.

What's your question, Herman?

Everyone's talking about this AIDS.

Do you suspect you may have contracted
AIDS, Herman?

No, not really.

I'm a complete straight arrow. No drugs,
no deviations.

It's just that I haven't been feeling
too well.

It's probably just a flu.

Have you been experiencing any of the
symptoms associated with AIDS or AIDS

-related complex? Such things as...

Weight loss, fatigue, night sweats,
soreness or burning sensations in the

a persistent dry cough.

Herman, are you familiar with the sexual
history of your partners? Do you know

whether they had partners who were IV
drug users or bisexuals or hemophiliacs?

If you aren't able to answer these
questions, you're at risk, Herman, and

should have yourself tested.

But there's no cure.

What will I do if I have it?

At least you'd be in a position to act
responsibly toward your partners.

Herman, if that's really your name, what
I'm hearing in your voice is fear and

denial, and now what you need to do is
to confront that fear and not be

by it.

It's all a part of Relationships Radio.

I'm Dr. Naomi Breslow. We'll be right
back.

That's a good word, Benno.

I don't know, Arnie.

Come on, something's wrong.

On the bus coming to work, some boys
asked me where I got my clothes.

I told them I didn't know the name of
the store.

They called me names.

Dummy.

Retard.

Geek.

Then just before they got off, one of
them took my cap and threw it out the

window.

I got off at the next stop and went
back, but I couldn't find it.

You know, I got an idea.

I think you and I could both use a
little trip to Melrose Avenue.

What's over there?

Clothes.

I don't need any clothes, Arnie.

Yes, you do.

Trust me.

Look, Benny.

We all have to retool at times. We have
to keep our eyes open to what's out

there, and we have to go with what
works, right?

You see, this is a part of acquiring
self -knowledge.

Now, I never wear vests. Have you ever
noticed that?

My suits are all double -vent or no
-vent, never single -vent. I know this

myself.

Occasionally, you have to make a mid
-course correction.

Somebody calls your attention to a chink
in the armor, and you have to take

steps.

Right?

Okay. All right.

Tomorrow morning, you and me, 10 o
'clock.

Maybe I can get another cab.

Yeah.

I'm told you're planning to take your
stripper kids to a jury trial.

Tomorrow morning.

Look, Grace, I'm not excusing what they
did, and they deserve all the

embarrassment that's coming to them.

But come on, we're talking three
lawyers, families, nice careers.

A felony conviction means getting hold
before the bar on moral turpitude.

They could get suspended or worse.

Gee, I'd hate to see them lose a week of
practicing law for just molesting a

teenage girl.

What is it, some kind of feminist chip
on your shoulder? What is that supposed

to mean? This is a stupid case. We
shouldn't be taking this to trial.

I'm going to ask you to get off your
soapbox here and dispose of this case.

Look into her.

These three guys broke the law. And if
we were talking about ordinary street

problems, we wouldn't even be having
this insulting conversation.

And if you don't like it, stick me back
in night court.

Are you sure this is totally anonymous?

Yep. There will be no contact with my
office or home from this clinic

whatsoever?

None.

I call you for the results.

Right?

Really no reason there should be such
shame attached to this, is there?

High timers were treated as a medical
problem instead of some plague.

That's right.

Like it or not, it's mainstream now. I
mean, I don't have a homosexual bone in

my body.

We're very non -judgmental here.

Make a fist.

Is this gonna hurt?

Oh!

Pretty silly to worry about that now.

I mean, by the time a person gets in
here, it's...

It's a life -or -death thing.

That's it.

So,

uh, how long till I know?

About three days.

Look, this can be between you and me,
but if you can get those results a

quicker, you can just name your price.

I don't have any control over the price.
I mean, two or three days may not seem

like a long time to you, but I'm sitting
here wondering whether I'm living or

dying.

Be sure and keep pressure on that.

Fabulous.

Well, what'd I tell you?

I don't know, Arnie.

What do you mean you don't know? I'm
telling you, it looks great.

Have you ever gone this textural before?

I don't know.

Juju, Benny's clothes generally look as
though they come in the mail with a free

gift.

No offense.

Would you excuse us a minute?

Benny, come here.

Come on, guy. I was only kidding.

My mom always picked out my clothes,
Arnie.

Well, I don't think your mother would
have any problem with the outfit you

on.

You don't?

No, I don't.

Okay.

I guess so.

All right. Look, I want to take a look
at some sweaters. Why don't you see if

there are any shoes you like?

Gianfranco Ferre.

No. Benny Stilwell.

I mean the designer.

Oh, Missoni. I was wrong.

These would be fabulous with it.

And what happened after the police
arrived?

They, um... They took my statement and
they arrested the three men.

And then the officers took me home.

Thank you, Miss Morris.

Nothing further.

You went there to take your clothes off,
right?

At first.

To do a strip tease, the operative word
being tease.

I don't understand what you mean.

Wasn't the point of your little
performance to arouse the men, to turn

to get them all worked up? They didn't
have any right to tear my clothes off.

Oh, yes, the clothes.

Exhibit A.

Exhibit B.

This is how clothed you were, right?

Yeah. So you accept money to prance
around in a rubber band, and when one of

your clients removes what you expressly
went there to take off yourself, you

suddenly call them criminals. That's not
true.

Objection. Sustained. They totally
humiliated me.

Humiliated you? How does a woman who
makes money dancing naked get

Objection. Counselor. I'm sorry, Judge,
but I'd love to hear how a 50 -buck

stripper gets embarrassed. This is
badgering. I'm not a stripper. I never

to strip naked.

I told them that I changed my mind. I
couldn't do it.

I couldn't do it, and they attacked me.

Your Honor, may we request a recess to
allow the witness to collect herself?

20 minutes.

Not too bad so far, huh?

I'm sorry.

What?

I'm sorry.

You just made me so angry in there.

You're doing fine.

Do you think there's going to be more of
this?

I'd be lying if I said no.

They're going to keep coming at you,
Jeannie.

Right at you.

You going to be able to take it?

Yeah, I'll be all right.

Abby?

I just want you to know, I didn't ask
for the Roaner rating arcade.

You didn't say no, did you?

What was I supposed to do?

I'm sorry, Jonathan.

I'm not blaming you.

I made my own mess here, I know that.

Douglas, can I talk to you?

Do you see that?

It's like I don't even exist around here
anymore. That's not true.

Mackenzie's called me into his office
this afternoon for a meeting about

v. Grater.

This could only mean one thing.

I'm getting fired.

Oh, come on, you don't know that.

Actually, it's going to be kind of a
relief.

You know, there hasn't been a single day
that I haven't wondered whether I

really belong here or not.

At least this way I won't have to wonder
anymore.

Benny?

Oh, there you are.

I need this dropped off over at the
courthouse.

Hey, you got a new haircut.

Let me see.

Looks great.

Thank you.

Are these the clothes you got with
Arnie?

Yeah. You look very nice, Benny.

They should get over there before 2 o
'clock.

Roxanne, I know Mr. Brackman wants these
index tabs repaired.

Could I stay and finish them and take
these papers over there tomorrow?

No. This has to be delivered today.

What's wrong, Benny?

I look different.

Yes, you do look different.

It was nice of Arnie to buy me these.

But I feel funny dressed like this.

Benny, everyone has their own way about
them.

Everyone has to feel that their way is
right for them.

And that's more important than the whole
rest of the world's opinion.

And it's something you can only know for
yourself.

You think it'd be all right if I changed
back into my own clothes?

Yes, I do.

Then you better get going.

Yeah.

Hey, Grace, come on.

What? It's Steve's birthday. We've got a
little surprise lined up. No, I've got

to get back to work. Come on.

Thank you.

Can't dance without my music, honey.

But the problem is you're dancing for
the wrong person.

I'm the one this little show was planned
for.

And if your goal was to drive home the
notion that an office laugh is worth

pursuing at the expense of a colleague's
feelings, you succeeded.

But where you fail, gentlemen...

is in your attempt to goad me into a
tantrum.

But one thing that's not going to get
stripped here is my dignity.

Yes, maybe a couple of us did get a
little grabby, but that sort of thing

happen at a strip show, believe it or
not. Did you touch her, Mr. Dolinsky?

I'm ashamed to admit it, but yes, I did.
I thought she was teasing, you know,

part of her act.

I had no idea that she would react the
way she did.

And I would like to apologize to her
right now, as I have continually since

night of the incident.

Did anyone else touch her? We all did.

Look, truthfully, we behaved like
juveniles.

like frat boys at their first stag
party.

It just got carried away. The fun went
too far, and we all deeply regret it.

But I'm telling you as a person and as a
lawyer that we are not guilty of

criminal activity.

Thank you, sir.

Your witness.

I must say, Mr. Dolinsky, I'm very
impressed with your sensitivity.

Particularly since you're the man who
ripped off her bikini top, yelling, and

quote, show us your tits.

Objection. The same man whose thumb and
forefinger left welts on the victim's

breast. Your Honor, she's
deliberately... This is cross

Honor. I'm entitled to treat the witness
as hostile. You understand hostility,

don't you, Mr. Dolinsky?

Talk about badgering. Sit down, Mr.
Conlon.

I show you, sir, section 2434A of the
California Penal Code. Objection.

for legal conclusion. This witness
testified that their actions did not

constitute criminal conduct.

He's also a lawyer, and since he opened
the door with a legal interpretation,

I'm entitled to cross him on that front.

I'll allow it.

Sexual battery, Mr. Dolinsky.

According to the law, it is a criminal
offense to lock a girl in a room and

her breasts for sexual pleasure against
her will. True?

Or false.

True, but that's not... And you admitted
that you three little frat boys locked

the door and blocked her exit, didn't
you? Only at first. And a couple of you

fun guys grabbed her breasts against her
will, didn't you? I don't know what her

will was. The only question still open,
sir, concerns the purpose of your little

grope. Was it for sexual gratification,
or were you giving her a physical?

I object. She's not even giving him time
to answer. I'll give him time, Judge.

Think this over very carefully, Mr.
Dolinsky.

Tell me, as a person and as a lawyer,
how what you did didn't break that law.

Things just got carried away.

It was all in fun.

Fun.

Good defense, Counselor.

No further questions.

Hi.

Any messages?

Uh, yes.

Lauren Savilla called to say she'd meet
you at 7 .30. Oh, and these got served

late this morning.

Brackman's handling this. Oh, sorry.
I'll bring it to him. That's okay. I'll

drop it off.

Thanks.

Hi. I'm waiting on some test results.

This morning.

I know. I just thought they might have.

Out! Out! Out!

My number's 1483.

That's all right.

I'll hold.

So you know, Manny Roaner asked for this
meeting, not me.

And he specifically requested that you
be here.

I assume he's coming in to fire us.

Are you going to fire me?

Ah, Manny.

Mr. Gradinger? Abigail.

Leland. Morty Gradinger.

How do you do? Glad to meet you.

How are you feeling, Mr. Gradinger?
Great.

Nothing like being thrown through a
glass wall to bring it to your senses.

We want to show you something.

Paper towels?

Morty and I have agreed to merge and go
public.

You're kidding!

On paper towels? Of all the attorneys we
had, she's the only one who realized

that what we really wanted was to get
back together again.

All the others just wanted to keep the
feud going.

Mine added a complete second story to
his house. How much do they pay you

Oh, Manny, that's hardly appropriate.
$100 ,000?

$52 ,000.

That's slave labor.

You come with us after we merge. In
-house counsel.

We'll treat you right. Now, hold on a
minute. Between the SEC prospectus, the

merger, the whole schmear, you'll be
taking in over $400 ,000 in legal fees a

year from us, Leland, because of this
one. And you're not going to hold it for

$52 ,000. Well, we certainly don't want
to lose her.

You got that right, bud.

Morty and I have a court reserved, but
we'll call you tomorrow, Abby.

In the meantime, get that typed up, will
you, Leland?

Well done, Miss Perkins.

Would you explain something to me,
Leland?

If I can.

I'm the same person that I was ten
minutes ago.

Only ten minutes ago, I was a bum.

And now I'm a hero.

And what does that mean?

Well, in the first place, it means that
you were right in trusting

your own instincts in handling that
case.

And in second place, it means that
should you elect to stay with this firm,

you'll be receiving the same salary as
Jonathan Rollins.

Is that acceptable, Miss Perkins?

I have to think about it.

Well, you do that.

Hello?

Yes, I'm here.

I see.

Oh, God.

All right.

I'll call back tomorrow.

one they didn't have was revenge of the
nerds great what with the old clothes oh

arnie all the stuff you bought me is
really really nice it's just that no

matter what i'll always look like what i
am what are you i'm mentally retarded

please don't be mad arnie who's mad

Hey, look.

I went back and found my cap.

Great. It was stuck in the sewer grate.

Lucky, huh?

Arnie, your four o 'clock appointment is
due.

All right.

Kiki Sennheiser. It's nice to meet you.

Uh -huh.

Well, I'm afraid my secretary made a
mistake here.

I'm not really taking any new clients.

She can validate you on the way out.

Please, Mr. Becker.

I was served with papers this morning,
and I'm feeling a little frantic just

now. I've been to other lawyers, and I
just don't feel comfortable with them.

Yes, well, that's bound to happen, Mrs.
Sennheiser, when you make superficial

judgments about people.

I just didn't like them.

But you're so different.

The way you dress.

My sweater.

It's very nice.

And it brings out the blue in your eyes.

Does it cover my body by Pillsbury?

What?

Body by Pillsbury, Mrs. Sennheiser. I
was in the next booth.

Oh, no.

That wasn't me.

That was Diana.

And obviously, if she had said those
things about you, she didn't know what

was talking about.

Yes, well, I really am sorry, but I
don't have the time. I'll be happy to

you elsewhere.

Please, Mr. Becker.

I want you.

You're the first attorney I've met who
knows who he is. And I need that

to see me through this ordeal.

Please, I'm begging.

$10 ,000 retainer against $350 an hour.

Ooh, they're making feet.

Hey, stranger.

I haven't seen you in a while. Ah, back
-to -back 187.

Nobody's seen me.

Well, it's nice to see you now.

I could use a friendly face.

Oh, I've heard.

Grace, I've always been honest with you,
right?

Totally.

In keeping with tradition, then.

You know, everybody in the office is
grumbling that you have become some kind

humorless, radical feminist.

Tell me something I don't know.

Well, it's hurting all of us.

All of who?

All the women in this office.

I mean, take a look at the hierarchy out
there. How often does a woman crack

into one of the top spots?

Not very often. Because we don't get the
good assignments.

because it's men handing them out, and
they feel more comfortable mentoring

other men. And all of this is supposed
to be my fault?

Well, you're not helping things by
acting like a tight ass.

God, Sarah, I never thought I'd hear
this from you.

I'm sorry to be saying it, but what
you're doing only reinforces their

that the girls can't be one of the guys,
that they're no fun to work with, that

they don't get the jokes, that they
don't roll with the punches.

In other words, it's a man's world, and
the best we can hope for is to fit in.

Sometimes you've got to go along to get
along.

Well, it happens. I don't believe it has
to be the old boys' network.

And if getting along means going along
with sensibilities that turn my stomach,

then I guess I'll never get along.

Grace, this was just my opinion.

Well, you can take your opinion and
fertilize some other place, because

ever grows here. I can promise you that,
Sarah.

Every time I see a headlight or I hear a
car slow down, I

think it's my husband.

I picture him dragging me across the
floor by my hair or hitting me in the

God, will I ever stop being frightened?

Lauren, he has no idea where you are.

And even if you did, nothing's going to
happen to you.

How can you be so sure?

I'll protect you.

Truth is, I feel safe with you.

You would protect me.

Yes, I would.

And in return?

Nothing.

Nothing.

Victor, would it be all right if I
stayed here tonight?

Sure.

Look, Lauren, there's no pressure.

You can have the guest bedroom, there's
clean sheets, there's a radio next to

the bed, and you'll have a bodyguard
sleeping in the next room.

What more could you want?

Sleeping in the same bed next to me.

Surprised that he wasn't a cat.

You were told at the beginning of this
trial you'd hear evidence.

And that based upon that evidence, you'd
make your decision.

But instead, defense counsel has
bombarded you for two days with

evidence. Rather than direct your
attention to the events of November

they've told you that defendant Dolinsky
has a loving wife and is a good

Christian. That defendant Roderick looks
after his dying mother and does pro

bono work for the underprivileged.

and that defendant Christopher coaches
Little League baseball and likes the

sculpt.

And they've repeatedly reminded you that
the three defendants are respected

lawyers, admired by their colleagues,
while the victim is a two -bit stripper

who shakes her cakes for money.

None of that has anything to do with
this case, however, and, in theory,

shouldn't impact on your verdict.

But what defense counsel knows... And
what I've come to learn myself lately is

that in trials and in life, outcomes are
influenced by value judgments,

by attitudes, by biases.

That's why they have tried so hard to
steer you away from the facts while I

been attempting to keep you from
reducing this case to those very value

judgments. But you know what?

After sitting and listening...

to everything that's gone on in here for
the last few days, I've suddenly

decided I don't care how you look at it,
because I'd stack the moral

character of that young woman up against
those three professional men without

any hesitation whatsoever.

These three men physically abused her,
and then

these three verbally abused her.

for the sole purpose of convincing you
she's the bad person. And she sat there

and took it.

She stood up to it because she knew, as
all of you know, when

people break laws, they're supposed to
be punished.

And she felt that no matter how much
they attacked her, if she could just

clinging to the truth, the truth would
somehow win.

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury,
whether you decide this case based on

simply on who you admire the most,
either way, it isn't even close.

Your verdict has to be guilty.

Arnie, this just came to you by
medicine. Oh, thanks, Benny.

Well, Kiki Denheiser has just sent over
the check for $10 ,000.

Once again, highlighting the chameleon
-like nature of Arnold Becker and his

ability to parlay into an annual income
in the mid -six -figure range.

I think your ability as an attorney
might enter into it somewhere.

Rocks. This woman wasn't hiring a
lawyer. She was casting one. I read for

part, I wore the right sweater, and I
got it.

I mean, a month from now, someone will
come in and mention that they like

Western clothing.

And I'll come in dressed like Roy
Rogers.

Don't you think maybe you're being a
little bit dramatic?

You know who I really envy?

Who? Benny.

Benny? At least he knows exactly who he
is.

Look, Rox, do me a favor. Just cancel my
appointments.

I gotta pull myself together.

Life's a bitch, isn't it, Arnie?

Douglas, are you all right?

Douglas?

I just got test results back from the
AIDS clinic.

Oh, my God.

They were negative.

Negative? Well, that's great.

It's the greatest thing in the world.

Yeah.

Yeah, it is.

I just needed to be spared this once.

I'll never stray again.

Not from Sheila.

Not from living a good life.

I intend to make my peace with those who
I've wronged.

I intend to make my peace with the big
man as well.

You've been such a good friend to me,
honey.

Excuse me.

In the matter of the people versus Eric
Delinsky, we, the jury, find the

defendant guilty as charged.

In the matter of the people versus
Stephan Roderick, we, the jury, find the

defendant guilty as charged.

In the matter of the people versus
Milton Christopher, we, the jury, find

defendant guilty as charged.

Members of the jury, I thank you. You
are now dismissed.

Sentencing will take place on the 24th.
This court is adjourned.

You did it.

You did it.

I just want you to know that I'm going
to remember you the rest of my life.

I don't think I'll be forgetting you
either.

Thank you so much.

Come.

Rhonda, I have a bit of news I think
you'll be very happy to hear.

And what might that be?

For some time now, I've carried a heavy
burden.

I've been run down physically, and let's
face it, my exposure to you was also an

exposure to your whole lurid past.

To make a long story short, I was
convinced that you had given me AIDS.

You thought I gave you AIDS?

I got the results this morning. A clean
bill of health.

But you need to be more careful, Rhonda.

In this day and age, wantonness can be
fatal.

I think you better get out of here. I'm
going.

I just want you to know.

that despite this entire ordeal, I've
forgiven you.

You've forgiven me? Yes, I have. For
using your seductive powers to entrap

for vilifying me in front of my
colleagues, for jeopardizing my

family, my entire way of life.

I'm coming, coming.

Great day. Hi.

Well, come on in.

Actually, will we just sit on the steps?

It's nice, huh?

Okay, steps.

What's with the balloon?

Oh, it's, um, trying to change my image.

Mickey, I want to ask you something, and
I want you to give me an honest answer.

Do you think that I am...

Grim and humorless.

Yes.

Really?

I mean, we both are, Grace, yeah.

But you've got to admit, we're sort
of... Ernest?

We've got to have more fun, Mickey.
We've got to learn to laugh more.

You know, when I first joined the DA's
office, Rogoff kept asking me out.

I wanted responsibility.

He wanted a date.

And I tried so hard and for so long to
be taken seriously.

And now that's the only way people take
me.

Nothing wrong with being serious, Grace.

Oh, Mickey, I haven't done that since I
was a kid. Give me.

I seriously love you, Mickey.

And I seriously love you, too, baby.

Thank you.