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Because these are my award -winning
entry to this bake cook -off. And you're
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sure going to do well this year, Mom.
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Oh, I hope so. But you know Julianne
last year, you know, her apple pie, and
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think she had something going on with
Judge Christian, too.
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Well, I know Mike, and he's been working
for that guy Christian for about three
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years. He's a pretty good boss.
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Yeah.
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Well,
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I think you're going to do swell, Mom.
Your baking looks great.
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Yeah. I'm going to go run some errands,
but I'll see you soon. Good luck.
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Get up here.
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Aw, Mom.
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Hello, Jermaine.
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Hello. Hi, Mr. May.
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You just missed Chad.
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I haven't seen Chad.
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What? 15 years almost.
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How are you?
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Good. Good to see you. All right.
Another year?
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Yeah.
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Would anybody like some sweet tea?
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No, thank you. Okay, I'm good.
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Thanks, ma 'am. I'd love some.
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There you go.
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Thank you, Mr. May.
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Hello?
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What?
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Are you kidding?
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No.
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No, no, no. Don't move. No, I'll be
right there. No, it's no problem. Yeah,
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yeah. Okay.
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I'll be right there. Oh, my God. All
right. Thank you.
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All right.
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Everybody, listen up, listen up, listen
up.
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Someone's got to tell Julianne this when
she gets here. I guess when you're the
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champion, you feel like you can be late
the next year, but that's okay.
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As you know, I run the large bakery in
town, and there's a problem, a water
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burst, and I have to be there
immediately.
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I cannot judge this year's bake -off. I
know I've done it five years in a row.
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This year, I'm going to have to leave it
up to my trusty assistant, Michael, so
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he will take over. So someone tell Julia
Ann when she gets here that Michael
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will be judging the bake -off. Michael,
please come with me. Good luck to
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everybody, my friend.
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You're capable.
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You can do this. You just have to be
impartial. Do you understand?
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Don't let these women try to persuade
you.
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Do you understand?
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Absolutely. Impartial. Here you go.
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Good luck, son.
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You do a hell of a job.
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Ladies,
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I am here and I have brought the winning
cake.
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Yes, that's right.
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Another year?
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It's all here.
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I'm sorry. Don't cry.
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Don't cry.
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Oh, we just need to do that. What?
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Oh,
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goodness.
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Don't be jealous.
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I feel anything. It's mine.
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Is that a little burnt?
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It looks a little dry.
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A little brown.
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Yeah, you all wish.
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You all wish.
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You know what?
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That sexy touch.
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He had an emergency at the bakery.
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He won't be here.
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No, he will not. But we have Mike
judging it here.
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Hi, Julia.
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And he's going to be impartial.
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Right.
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It's been so long since I've seen you
come here.
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What?
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Oh, my goodness.
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He hasn't been talking.
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How is Mia? I haven't seen her in a long
time. Mia's great. She's good.
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She's carrying two carrots right now.
And you just look as delectable as
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All edible.
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I'm glad she's doing well. I really
liked her.
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Yeah. So, anyhow, I guess we should get
this on the move.
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Yeah, let the judging begin.
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I know. Here you are. Here's your cake.
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Here's your winner. Here, please.
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No. This is definitely your winner.
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Okay.
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You know, Ashley, you know what I was
thinking?
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Maybe you and I should have a talk
because, you know, Ashley, there's
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that I just said to you about me.
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Just one second.
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Just one second, okay? Just one second.
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Let's have a little talk, maybe in the
other room, you know, because Mia really
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has missed you an awful lot. Okay.
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Try as you can be. We just need to have
a little chat.
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Okay, are we going to talk about the
judging?
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Um, no, no, not exactly. You know, as
far as I'm concerned, I mean, I think
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know and I know that I've already won.
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Well, I don't know. All the baked goods
look really nice.
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I know they do. I know they do. But I
think that in the next few minutes, you
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and I are going to come to an
understanding.
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Oh, Michael.
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You can't fight it.
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I'm going to give you the best blowjob
you've ever had.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. And afterwards, I'm
walking away with that trophy. I don't
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know. I think I have to be impartial the
whole time.
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Oh, yeah, impartial. I know.
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You can look at your cup.
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Does it stink?
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It can take you but a second to get
anywhere you want to go.
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It's just too good.
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I'm a little strange just doing this.
You know, being that you dated my
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and all.
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I won't tell if you don't.
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Aren't we?
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This is bullshit.
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Well, you don't like the idea of number
two?
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You guys can all grab it. Who's going to
get that?
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It's not going to have any effect on my
judging, I promise.
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Oh, that's right.
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You know, ladies, if we can't beat her,
we might as well join her.
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Sick, but I like it.
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Oh, you're getting in on this, are you?
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It's not going to affect anything.
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Oh, we'll see about that.
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We'll see about that. We'll see about
the princess.
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How does the princess taste now?
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And her Oreo?
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Cupcakes? How do those taste?
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I've got a bunch of hungry wives,
honestly.
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All we wanted to do was want a little
bake off. Your turn.
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You're getting dessert.
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You do that pretty well, it's no wonder
you won.
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Oh my
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god.
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A hungry little birdie.
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There's a lot more titties here.
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No, cuz you're gonna be there
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Somebody hold that.
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Come on, Michael.
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We'll break that party up.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, God, that's it.
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Fucking clowning.
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Oh, yeah. Oh, God.
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Uh -huh.
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Uh -huh.
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Uh -huh. Oh, God.
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Oh, I'm starting to see my legs.
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Ah!
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Oh, shit.
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You like that?
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You like that?
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Oh, yeah, that feels good.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Oh,
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fuck. Yeah.
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Oh, my God.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Yeah.
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Let me take that coffee.
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Let me take that coffee with you, too.
Come on.
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Come on.
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Let me get that.
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I got it! I got it!
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Eat it.
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We'll give you a pineapple upside down
cake.
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Oh, it's gonna get like that.
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Oh,
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fuck yeah.
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That's on the couch.
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I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry.
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um
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Oh yeah, that's it, right there, right
there, right there, right there.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Oh yeah.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Fuck yeah. Fuck.
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Fuck,
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fuck, fuck, fuck.
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Okay, okay.
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Yeah.
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You need to be a lot closer.
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Do you want to put your hand on my
finger?
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Do you want to feel your fucking finger
fucking my ass?
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Yeah?
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That's good.
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You like that? Yeah.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, you ready?
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You ready for it?
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Oh,
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yeah.
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My heart is still coming.
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Oh, that's fucking nice.
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Ladies, I'm sorry to say, Mr.
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May is the winner.
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What?
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I'm sorry.
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What? Are you fucking kidding me? Get
him.
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Uh -uh.
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Uh -uh. Uh -uh.
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No way, man.
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Hey, mate.
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What's up, man? How you doing? You all
right? What's going on, man?
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Yeah.
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So how'd the bake sale go? How'd my mom
do?
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Bake sale was great. Your mom won, no
problem.
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Awesome. Well, thanks very much, dude.
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Taking you to Vegas next week. My treat.
All right, buddy. Have a good day, man.
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