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And your receipt.

You got your totem.

And there you go. Please come back again.

Have a great day.

You find one you like yet?

I don't know, man. What do you think?

Yeah,

you got to show out, man. Yeah, do the big one.

What is this, velvet?

Oh, God. Come on, man. You're killing me.

Velvet.

I don't deal with nothing like that around here.

Good afternoon.

Hi. How we doing today?

I'm okay.

I was looking for someone that could help me pawn them.

A wedding ring.

Not quite.

Engagement ring.

The promise ring. Oh, one step below. I was getting there.

Just give me a few more guesses. I would have had it.

I got my...

Monocle around here somewhere.

There we go.

A promise ring, huh?

Yeah. Any backstory go with that, or is the wound still fresh?

Well, you know, boyfriend went off to college, gave me that, promised to stay

faithful, and cheated, so.

Get out.

No, so just kind of trying to forget about him. Broken promise, huh?

Yeah, he's a butt head.

A butt head. That sounds like it, especially if he cheated on you. Come

at you. You're gorgeous.

Thank you.

That's a pretty nice ring. What were you trying to get out of it?

The best I can get for it, I guess. The best you can get.

Better than the guy that gave it to you, huh?

Exactly. Well, hopefully I can do better than that.

I'm sure you can.

Thank you, thank you. I'm not trying to...

I'm not trying to break any promises, that's for sure, especially not with

smile.

Thank you.

It's a nice ring.

It looks like it's platinum, and it looks like a

cubic zirconium stone in there as well, and it looks like a pretty nice cut. So

he didn't cheat you out on the ring. He may have cheated you on the

relationship, but the ring is pretty nice.

Now, as I'm looking closer, I see a...

Well, it appears to be initials, J and R.

Yeah, J for Jenny.

I'm Jenny. You're Jenny? Oh, I'm Sean. Nice to meet you. Well, I could be your

Forrest if you wanted, you know.

Jenny.

I would like that.

R, huh?

Richard?

Robert. Robert. Oh, I was going to say he's a dick, but all right.

All right, well, here's what I got in mind. I think...

I think it's a nice ring, and I got a bunch of other really nice rings.

And you know what they say, first love is never lost.

So instead of just selling it to me, why don't you look for something else that

may look good on you? All this stuff is going to look good on you, trust me.

Nothing's going to look bad on you.

So why don't you look for something that may look good on you? That way you're

not just getting cash for this, and if things rekindle, you can always come

and get the ring.

What do you think about that?

Okay.

I mean, we got some nice tennis bands.

We got some rings.

I like the rings.

You like the rings? Yeah. Which kind?

Silver is my color. Silver is your color. It should be gold.

Which one? I got a couple down here.

Yeah.

All right.

There you go.

There you go.

We'll set that one right over there to the side. Go ahead and take a look and

I'll be right back.

So what do you think, man? You find something to impress your high school

friends with or what?

No, man. I'm just not feeling any of these right now.

Not feeling any of them? Come on. I got 12 here.

This just doesn't go with my complexion, though.

I think it matches.

I think I'll try next time. Just get a tan.

Thanks, man.

Oh, man. Come on.

Even messed up my coats and shit.

If you have any questions, let me know, ma 'am.

So what do you think? Can you see any you like?

Yeah, I like this.

It's very similar to the one you already have.

But it is nicer.

Does it fit? Did you see if it fits yet? I did.

Oh, well, here. Let's see if it fits.

Oh, look at that, just like Cinderella.

Oh, thank you.

No problem.

Now, that one is pretty expensive. That's a really nice piece right there.

again, I'm not sure as to how much this one is, but I could get a better

assessment as to its value if we went.

I don't call in any experts. I do all the research myself.

So I do have a couple computers in my office with the interwebs.

Because it could either be worth a whole lot or not a lot at all. And the

initials may throw its value. I'm not sure.

But that's a really nice one. And it looks great on you.

Well, I trust you enough to help me with this.

Oh, I trust you down too.

All right.

So like I said, I mean, we can go take a look at this and see what it's really

worth in the back.

If you were, you know, if you were game for that. Okay, I'd like that. Yeah,

that sounds good.

All right, awesome. I'm just going to put these right back. Just sit tight.

Yeah, you want to forget about him, right? Get a new ring, something that's

newer and nicer.

Yeah, through him.

Exactly.

I'm definitely not trying to screw you around here. Well, never mind. Never

mind. I'm sorry.

I'm going to grab. You got mine, so I'll hold yours.

Hey, Billy.

Yes, sir. You know the drill.

All right.

I'll be right back.

Yeah, just follow me this way.

Take you back to the office.

Welcome to the promised land.

You can just take a seat if you want. We're right here. It's fine.

You get a good idea.

What are we doing?

Taking a look at this, at the broken promise ring, right?

Right.

And now what you have is a really nice piece.

So we got to see if this one's worth nearly as much.

We'll see how good your ex -boyfriend was.

Not good enough.

Not good enough, I guess, huh?

You know, that's why I never make promises.

I won't do it.

There's no point, because you either break them, or you hold them on too

And yeah, there is such a thing.

So tell me again exactly what happened.

Well, he was leaving for college, and we were going to be far away. We'd been

dating for four years, so he gave me the ring, and, you know.

tried to make me believe that he wouldn't screw around behind my back but

obviously that's not the case and you caught him red -handed i went to visit

and i found out that he had been cheating on me so how did you find out i

him with his new girlfriend he just had a completely new girlfriend was he

keeping you in the picture or no not to her oh damn

So he had two girlfriends, huh?

Yep. I mean, kind of like his style.

All due respect, of course.

All right.

Well, this one doesn't say I love you like some of these do.

I hope you guys didn't get that far in the relationship.

First love is a powerful thing.

So you were in love.

How far did you get with him?

He was the only man I've ever been with.

Now, when you say he's the only man you've been with, you mean he's the only

boyfriend you had, or?

No.

He's the only guy I've ever had sex with.

Are you kidding me?

Only him? Only one?

Only one.

I'm going to have to change that.

I mean, that's unfortunate.

That's crazy.

So that clearly ain't the same for him, huh?

Clearly. Who knows how many he's had now, but looks like it's time for me to

catch up.

I say so.

You ever thought about getting back at him or anything like that?

Oh, yeah.

Yeah? Well, you know they say that the best revenge is a dick sucked well.

I mean a dish served cold.

Oh, really?

I mean, that's just what they say.

Well, I've never heard that before, but I'll have to take your word for it.

And, you know, with that said, I'm going to be honest with you.

This ring that he promised you, all the, you know, the world,

it's pretty much crap.

It means nothing in more than one way. So I'm going to need...

that one back.

So now, I gotta take my ring back and you got a worthless ring.

What are we gonna do about this?

How about that revenge?

Don't be shy. You came up here for a reason.

Are these things real?

Yeah.

That's alright.

Don't worry, I'll be gentle.

I've just never been with another man before.

That's alright.

This is revenge.

It's a nice cold dish.

Do I feel more powerful and strong than your ex -boyfriend?

Yeah.

There, you can move your purse.

Goddamn.

United States.

get these off.

Damn.

Oh yeah, taste that.

Want to put something a little bigger than that finger in your mouth?

I've never seen a dick this big before.

Well, you said you'd only seen one, right?

Why don't you spin on it?

Fucking brush my teeth through the cock.

My cock.

Yeah,

look at me when you suck my dick.

I say look at me.

I suck

it with no hands.

You like that? Yeah.

Better than your dog shit ex -boyfriend?

Mm -hmm.

Oh yeah.

Shit Fuck

yeah

Are you ready to see if you can take that?

Yeah?

All right.

Here. Been all right.

Oh.

I bet your ex fucked like dog shit too.

Lay on your back

Get up here and write this.

Oh,

yeah.

Boyfriend ever come on your face?

No.

I guess I'll be the first.

Oh, yeah.

All right.

Here,

stay down there.

good revenge right there oh

there

you go you can take your precious back

if you don't mind hurrying up I got to get back to work

Let's go sweetheart.

I ain't got time for love.