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Previously on Dreamin' and Creamin'. I'm gonna leave for one minute.

I expect you to act appropriately.

Sneak off into the janitor's closet like we used to, huh?

No, I have to study, and you should be studying too.

Whatever.

Wake me up later.

How'd my pants get down?

You better stop fucking around.

You need to go to work.

Come here, Xander. I know that you're working hard here as an intern, you

and you want to complete it. So I do have something for you.

A special little project.

Okay. I was thinking... It's my dick.

I could explore things like your dick.

Uh, this young lady named Dillian keeps calling the office. Dillian is actually

one of my...

Sister's friend. I don't even know why the hell she'd be calling me, but I'll

see to it that she does. Okay. Well, you take care of that.

Okay. Hey, it's Jillian. Can I come in?

Oh, you can. I already did.

What is it you want?

You think you could get me two tickets to the Blumpkins?

What am I even going to get out of this?

I'm sure we could work something out.

Well, I can think of a few things, I guess.

Oh.

Hey, Brittany.

Yeah, I'm just here in your brother's room, just trying to get some tickets

the pumpkins.

Brittany says that you can't even get tickets to the pumpkins.

I can get tickets to the pumpkins.

I can get tickets to anybody, any band.

I don't know.

Oh, come on, come on, come on. I got Madden pool over there.

Really? You could get tickets?

I can get you goat burger tickets if you want them.

I'll be by tomorrow around noon to pick up the...

Two tickets?

Yeah, I'm going to be studying with my girlfriends all day tomorrow.

Well, that's fine. That's good. I'd like to meet her. I mean, I want my two

tickets.

Xander?

Xander?

Uh, I was wondering if you were able to score those Blumpkin concert tickets.

Yeah, I got them. I had to pull all the strings to do it. Oh, yeah.

That's awesome.

So, do you mind if I take a swim in your pool?

Knock yourself out.

Okay. I want to be a cool girlfriend. I just... I don't know how to be fun.

I want to be like her, like a whore.

We can have some fun, right?

Yeah.

There she is. I don't have it at all.

Now study hard, Xander.

You can do it. Miss Love is going to fail you if you don't pass tomorrow.

Yeah, just give me a little more time. You've got some trick questions on your

hands. There are no trick questions.

Everything on that exam is material from this book and things we've discussed in

this class.

Well, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Just give me some time.

Xander, it is very clear to me that you have not studied and you've missed a

handful of classes.

But I studied.

I mean, I'm a good student and stuff.

Maybe you're just not ready for this level of class.

Well, come on. That's not very nice. I don't even know how you've made it this

far with as clueless as you are.

Clueless? I've got a clue. I mean, I can function.

Of course, I can't prove it. But that term paper that you turned in

looks suspiciously like your girlfriend's handwriting.

Miss Love, I am appalled at how... What are you trying to say?

That's ridiculous. Okay, Xander. What is it about?

Maybe there's a lot of things about you know, I wrote about the things you

taught me and I'm about done with this charade I don't have time for this

your exam.

I'm going to give you 30 minutes and 30 minutes only

Phenomenal. Great pick.

Okay. The clock is ticking.

Okay. No, actually.

Okay.

Do you have a boyfriend?

I mean, you know, if you just let your hair down and, you know, just relax a

little bit. You know, have some fun. I'm sure there'll be a lot of fun. Vander.

That's not going to work with me. The way I see it, you have two options.

The first, quit. Quit my class and I'll make sure that it doesn't go on your

transcripts. Or finish the test.

You now have 24 minutes.

Okay. Then finish it.

Finishing it.

I am going to go use the restroom.

We are adults here.

I can trust you, no?

Yeah. I'm going to... Do the right thing.

You got it.

Just like you taught me.

She'd be so hot if she just lightened up.

Nice dress on or some shit.

Oh, god damn it. I'm all over. Fuck.

Deal. Deal.

Welcome back, Xander.

Whoa.

It's love.

That's right.

It's me.

Take your mind off that test for a few minutes. What do you say?

Wow.

Yes?

Did you happen to notice that I wasn't wearing underwear?

Well, I mean, you know, now that you mention it, I wasn't, like, looking

You weren't looking for my ass?

Oh.

Wow.

You like what you see?

Well, you hadn't said anything about them, but... Maybe you'd like to see my

tits, too.

No? Yeah, yeah.

Yes.

I knew it. I knew it. I knew it. You knew what?

How fucking hot you were.

Because... What?

No touching.

However...

Brown nosing is always welcome.

You've been studying so hard you deserve a break

Let's get out some of those balls.

Seeing that pussy getting that cock nice and hard.

Thinking about my lips wrapped around it.

A teacher becomes a student.

Oh,

God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, this could definitely

turn out well for you, Xander.

Make me come, I'll give you a B.

Make me come twice, I'll get an A.

Oh, you got it.

Oh, yeah.

I'm trying.

Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

I like those balls in my mouth.

I can tell that cock is so hard.

Swallow that cock hole.

It gets you so fucking hard you can hardly stand it.

Thank you.

Like fucking teacher's pussy?

Those stocking -covered feet.

Right now? Mm -hmm.

Oh,

yeah, you

dead -ass.

Those cute little feet.

Take all your balls off my toes.

Grab my balls.

that pussy.

wrap around that cock.

They come all over the clock.

Yeah.

You just want that bee.

Fuck the world. Exactly.

Oh, we're too high. That must be it.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Okay.

about making a mess of yours. We want to come in with you today.

Fuck yes.

Yeah.

Yeah.

That's it.

You want me to taste that coffee?

I'm ready for it.

Nice big little movie.

Fuck yeah. Uh -huh.

Fuck yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Come on. Fuck yeah. Give me that.

Come on.

Uh -huh.

Time is up Xander.

You're done.

Daddy! Is there not two things to... Sanders, I will see you next year.

I... I didn't...

Okay

class, that's it for today.

Xander, wake up. This is no rest home.

Did what?

What? What is he talking about?

Xander, you need to take this more serious.

You need to study because I will not be seeing you next year. Do you understand

me?

No. You need to help him study. I don't want him...

What happened?

That was

awesome.

Fuck yeah.

Cooper round three.

Nobody does it better.