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Oh, hi, Mrs. Jenkins.

No. I'm sorry, your husband hasn't arrived yet.

It's not really important, Miss Stewart. I just wanted you to tell him to be

sure to look up my father when he gets to Seattle.

Sure, I'll give him the message. Is there anything else?

No, that's all.

He doesn't have to call me back.

Thank you.

Goodbye.

Bitch.

Little bitch.

Morning, Karen.

Good morning, boss. Your wife just called.

Oh, really?

Yeah, she wanted to make sure I reminded you to get in touch with your father

-in -law when you get to Seattle.

Well, that sounds like the bitch.

You know, she never lets me forget that the old man set me up in business.

Girls will be girls.

By the way, uh...

I didn't make it to the office on time to make your reservation.

I hope you're not mad.

No, Karen, I'm not mad.

I called the airport before I left the house.

The plane leaves in an hour and a half.

That's cutting it a little short, isn't it?

No, there's plenty of time.

Well, let me get you a cup of coffee to go before... Uh, Karen, I don't want any

coffee.

You know what I want. Come on, Charlie.

There's not enough time.

Did you call Johnson?

Of course I called him. I got a hold of him last night. He'll meet you at your

hotel one hour before your meeting.

Good.

Oh, come on, Charlie. You know I can't... I just can't stand it when

you do this to me.

Then just relax.

We don't have enough time.

And besides...

Thank you, ma 'am. Scenarios.

I mean, you always get off, and I'm just left hanging there like a dangling

participle. I mean, it's just not fair.

Listen, what the hell is this?

What are you, an English major?

What do you mean dangling, baby?

You know damn well what I mean.

Oh, come on.

Come on, baby. Can't we talk?

You know you love it.

That's what you want me to do.

But I don't think so.

I've made up my mind, Charlie.

I mean it.

Oh, Charlie, you're such a rat.

Oh, quick, put me on tape.

Now you're talking, baby.

You too, huh? Uh -huh.

Yes. Oh,

you make me so hot. I'm on fire as a bastard.

That's it.

Give me something to remember on that. plane trip to Seattle.

Oh,

Charlie, I'm

so hot.

Oh, I want to come. I want you to make me come.

Want to get sucked?

Yeah?

Please fuck me. You should have fucked me on the table.

You should have fucked me on the table. You should have made me cum.

Huh?

Please.

Hey, I'll make you cum, but I'm not going to fuck you on the table.

You get on the floor.

Oh.

Oh, please.

Yeah, take your top off. I want to see your tits.

Come on, hurry up, man. I ain't got time.

I can't sit and play. Oh, Charlie.

Come on. You should have made me cum.

Oh, Charlie.

Nice to meet you.

Chorley and fuck.

You gotta be kidding, baby. I gotta catch a plane.

You didn't make me come.

Oh, come on. I can make a new reservation for you.

Hey, listen.

I'll tell you what. I'll give you a call from Seattle, okay?

You fucking jerk. Don't do me any favors.

Fuck it. Suit yourself.

See you later, baby.

If only he knew what that did to me.

Oh.

Come on in.

What a pleasant surprise.

I must say, you're quite the picture.

What do you think? Harlan had married an old dreadnought?

Well, Janet told me that her father had remarried.

But I wasn't prepared for someone as lovely as you.

Well, thank you, kind sir.

Spoken like a true gentleman.

By the way, where is Harlan?

Didn't he get my message?

Yes, he got your message, but he was called away at the last minute.

He wanted me to tell you to make yourself at home and that he'd be in

evening.

I hope not too late. After all, I do have a plane to catch.

Well, we'll have a couple of drinks and relax a bit and have a delicious dinner.

And the next thing you know, he'll be bouncing in.

Would scotch and water be all right?

Sounds nice.

Quick service, huh?

I'll certainly say so.

Let's see, where were we? Oh, yes.

We were talking about how lucky Harlan was to have hooked me.

You know, actually, we met at a party in the Virgin Islands.

And I had just gotten over a very violent love affair with a younger man.

And I wasn't in the market for a repeat performance, so after a couple dates

with Harlan, he proposed.

And I accept it, feeling quite honored.

You're certainly being hospitable.

Well, didn't you expect that?

Listen, why don't I show you to your room?

You could take a shower and get refreshed a bit, and before you know it,

will be ready. How does that sound?

Oh, that would be marvelous.

This way.

Even though you're not spending the night, I thought you'd like to have a

of your own while you're here.

That's very thoughtful.

I'm learning.

Listen, why don't you make yourself comfortable, and I'll send somebody in

let you know when dinner's ready.

Thank you.

Cheers.

What the hell is this?

Slight stiffness coming on.

Oh, I'm going to wrap my legs around you.

Hello? Jen?

It's Fred.

Hello?

Jen?

Fred, is that you?

Hi. Hi, Fred.

How are you?

Oh, as well as can be expected, Fred. Thank you. But Charlie's not home. He

won't be back until tomorrow night. That's okay. I don't need Charlie.

Look what I've got here.

Oh, yes.

This is the hottest new movie in the market.

Oh, really? Yeah, look at this.

Oh. Oh, you'll love it. It's a really good movie.

I was going to play it, but my machine is on the fritz. So you wondered if you

could come over and use ours.

Yeah.

Okay. It doesn't feel right to me, Fred, without Charlie being here. I mean...

Well, I wouldn't, you know, be along. I go upstairs, I'll play it, I'll sneak. I

don't bother you. Come on.

Okay, I...

I guess it wouldn't hurt. Good. Great, great.

Can I fix you a drink before you become a mansion?

No, no, no. Wait. That's fine. I'll fix it myself.

Want something?

Oh, just a short one, Frank.

What a day this has been.

What a ramble down here. Why, it's almost like being in love.

You have my hair.

Whatever you're fixing.

Well, I'm going to have vodka straight up. No sense fooling around.

You too?

With a smile on my face for the whole human race, friend, it's almost like

being in a bingo.

All right.

Thank you.

Are you sure you don't want to see this film? You know, this film is so hot they

had to pack it in ice.

Is that right, friend? Yeah, that's right.

You sure?

Maybe some other time when Charles is at home.

All right. It's your loss.

I guess so.

Yeah.

Yeah.

My God.

What do you see what he does to her now? It gets really crazy.

What are they doing?

Well, it's called sex.

Red.

No wonder you and Charlie eat these things up.

How's your love life?

Not so hot.

Why? I think Charlie's having an affair with that secretary of his.

Comes home at night and he's drained. He's got nothing left for me.

We haven't made love in weeks.

I don't believe it.

Well, believe it.

Have you seen that little tramp?

She's got a body that won't quit.

There's nothing wrong with your body.

At all.

I'm down over.

You know something?

If you were mine, you'd have to beat me off with a club.

Would I, Fred?

Yeah, you would.

Does that turn you on to watch that?

A little bit, maybe?

You like what she's doing to you there?

Did you do that to Charlie?

Oh, Fred.

Did you?

Maybe if you did that to Charlie, your love life would be a little better.

compliment me. I'm not talking about your lovemaking, you ass.

You have liberated me. You've turned me into a brand new woman. I'm as free as a

bird. I don't know what the hell you're talking about here.

It's just that I know that for some time now, my illustrious better half has

been fooling around with other women.

And not just his secretary either.

What was it Dorothy Parker once said?

If they were laid end to end.

Jan, every single guy I know plays around with his wife. Do you have any

jelly? I hate all that. Well, sure they do, Fred. Sure they do. And so do I.

But not me. This was my first time.

Until last night. I was as clean as he's his wife.

That's cool. That's interesting.

Fred, it was my first time.

Last night was the first affair you've ever had? Yes.

It's what I've been trying to tell you.

But no more.

Pork sausage? From now on, no more moping around for me.

I am going to fool around, too.

What's good for the goose is good for the gander.

I'm going to have an affair whenever I please and with whomever I please. Did

you cook these enough? It's really important to cook pork.

I'm a new woman, Fred.

Hi.

Hi. Listen, I was just over in Charlie's office, and Charlie doesn't seem to be

there.

I don't mean to barge in on you like this.

Oh, no, that's okay. Excuse the disarray. I just finished doing my

exercises. I do 25 minutes every morning.

Right, I do aerobics, too.

Well, if you believe that.

My name is Fred Appleby. I'm a friend of Charlie's.

Fred Appleby from TriStar Incorporated, right?

You're Charlie's Karen's... Stewart.

Wrong. I am nobody's Karen Stewart, and especially Charles.

Oh, excuse me.

Would you like a cup of coffee?

Yeah, actually, I'd love a cup of coffee. Great.

Listen, when will Charlie be back, do you know?

Um, not for a while.

Well, good. Then we can get to know each other for a while. Do you know that

I've been in love with your voice for a long time?

Oh, really?

Yeah.

Well, that's awfully nice.

Oh, here's your coffee.

You'll have to take it black because that's the only way we drink it around

here. That's fine.

Whoa, it looks like you guys had a small accident here.

Well, Charlie had me looking for some paperwork, and as usual, he makes me

up my office.

I know what you mean. I drive my secretary crazy half the time.

So...

Do you really like my voice?

Oh, yeah, I love your voice.

I love it.

What would you think about a man who would leave me right when things were

beginning to get hot?

I think he was out of his mind.

Well, that's what Charlie did. He just up and left for two days to Seattle.

Didn't take me with him.

Wait a second.

Can you just tell me that Charlie will be back in just a little while?

That's right. Oh, well, I lie a lot.

Listen,

I think I'm going to go now, and you can tell Charlie for me when I was here.

Oh, well, are you sure you wouldn't like to stick around?

I'm putting on some music.

Don't you love to dance, Brad?

Oh, sure.

Don't you just love to dance with me just for a little while?

Charlie will be back for at least a couple of days.

You sure?

Please stay and play with me, Fred.

You don't know how frustrated I am.

I promise you'll play with me.

I promise. I promise.

I promise you won't stop playing with me until you've made me come.

Judy.

Oh, God.

Oh,

Fred. I know what sugar's kept you so long now.

Oh,

well, let me hide you in our little secret.

I just love suck.

I would just love to suck your cock right now, Fred.

Oh, so exciting.

Look at the comb.

Oh, yeah.

Do I get to feel it grow in my mouth?

Feel it grow harder and bigger inside your mouth.

Watch my lips as they go all the way around.

Oh, Jesus fucking Christ.

Oh. You like it when I put it all the way down my throat? Yeah, I like it.

You want me to put it down my throat again?

Yeah.

Does this cock want to fuck me?

Oh, for God's sake, son.

Don't stop yet.

You're ready to pick me up and turn me over and fuck me, Brad.

You ready already?

Get it nice and wet for me.

Yeah.

Get it real nice and wet for me. You have a gorgeous ass.

Beautiful. And your legs.

we would go to that cute little Italian restaurant tonight.

Oh, well, if you have to work late, you have to work late.

No, I understand, Charlie.

More than you know.

Okay. All right. Well, I'll see you late tonight, then.

Damn you, Charlie Jenkins.

I know what you're up to.

Hi. You're new, aren't you?

That's right.

Chuck Wilson's my name.

Hi, Chuck. I'm Jan, Jan Jensen.

So that's your name.

I thought it would be something like that.

You mean just from seeing me now?

Oh, no. I've seen you before.

Only I saw a lot more of you than I'm seeing now.

Oh, she's so petite.

You just don't look like the type to watch skin flicks.

Don't you call them fuck films?

Well, I was just trying to clean up my act a bit.

Well, I think you're very good.

I enjoyed watching your performance very much.

In fact, that's why I was so surprised to see you walking up to my door.

Just you wait until I tell my girlfriends that I have a porno star who

my water to me.

Please, please don't tell your friends. I'd really appreciate it. I'd like as

few people to know that I live another life as possible.

Well, why not? They're bound to find out sooner or later.

Well, I... So how long have you been doing porno films?

Well, actually, that was my very first one. And I didn't get paid a hell of a

lot of money either because I was so new to the business. But that's why I keep

on carrying this water from home to home.

Well, I think you're very good. And I'm sure you'll be getting a lot of work.

Right, I might even get as big as John Leslie or Harry Reams.

No, but if I got really busy, I don't think I'd be able to do any screwing

except on camera.

Well, why not?

Well, I think most of the guys in the business, it's a good policy for them to

save what they got for, you know, when the money's on the barrel head.

I understand.

Well, Chuck, when you're finished, I want you to come into the living room

bring me the bill.

Okay. By the way, where is your cooler?

It's in the pantry around the corner.

Okay.

Excuse me. Mrs. Jenkins? Right here, Chuck.

You want a sign for this?

I'd be delighted.

You know, I've been thinking about you ever since I saw that tape of yours.

You were quite marvelous.

In fact, I've been fantasizing about you ever since.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

I've been wondering if you're as good as...

In real life as you were on that film.

Oh, those wonderful things you did to that girl.

Oh, Chuck.

Oh, Mrs.

Jenkins.

What are you doing?

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Oh, God.

Mrs. Jenkins.

Oh, you're wonderful.

Yes, sir. Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh.

Oh,

yeah.

Look at you.

Oh. Oh.

Hi there, Miss Whitaker.

How are you doing today?

Oh, not too bad, Chuck.

I thought you quit smoking, Miss Whitaker.

So did I.

I was so nervous today, I saw it lit up.

I don't think it's helping much, though.

Jumpy as a cat.

Well, I know it's none of my business, but is there anything that I can do?

Oh, you're sweet, but it's personal.

Probably making too much out of all this.

Well, if there is, you know I'm always willing.

I know you are.

Hello? Yes, Miss Stewart.

Uh -huh.

Yes, I know my appointment's at 11 .30 tomorrow.

Are you kidding?

Spent half the night going over my portfolio.

Right.

Yes, okay.

I'll be there. Bye -bye.

Christ, I'm calming down. They have to call, remind me.

From what I just heard, sounds like you're up for a big job.

It's so big.

They call it a position.

By the way, have you been working out?

You look great.

No, no. Just a couple push -ups in the morning. That's about it.

Well, you're absolutely gorgeous.

Keep up the work.

Thank you, Miss Whitaker. Oh, if I may make a suggestion.

If I were you, I would take a hot shower, a nice shot of scotch, and a

long nap.

And when you wake up, believe me, you will feel 200 % more positive energy.

toward that job interview.

Thank you, sweetheart.

Well, I think I'll skip everything, but a shower is a necessity.

I'll see you later, Chad. Okay, bye -bye. Bye -bye.

Thank you.

I'm not home.

I'll have lunch with you any day.

Charlie won't mind.

Anyway, he's got an appointment coming in.

Oh, it's here right now.

Uh -huh.

Ten minutes.

Okay, bye.

Hi, Ms. Whitaker.

Hi, have a seat.

I realize this is a very important opportunity.

Well, it's a terrific position for a young lady.

It makes me even more nervous.

Don't be.

Mr. Jenkins is a very kind man.

Your interview will be painless, I assure you.

Is he ready?

Oh, yeah. Let me buzz him.

Hi. Uh -huh. She's here.

Okay. Bye.

Down the hall.

Just open the door. Thanks. Okay. Bye -bye. Have a good day.

Mr. Jenkins?

It's a pleasure, a genuine pleasure.

Excuse my shaking hands. Kate's a butterfly this morning. Oh, that's quite

right.

My portfolio.

Thank you. Please be seated.

Let's see.

Very impressive.

Oh, I see you were with Riskin and Riskin for two years.

Yes, that's right.

It's quite a recommendation they give you. Yes, I enjoyed working there.

Too bad they had to sell the company.

Your portfolio is very good, Miss Whitaker.

Oh, call me Flo, please. Oh, Flo.

Flo's a very nice name.

However, I'm just not sure, Flo.

You see, this position is very vital to our organization.

I realize all this, Mr. Jenkins.

I just wish you would make such a snap judgment.

I've worked very hard to get this far in my career.

Oh, yes, I can see that you have.

I... I don't think you'd be taking much of a chance if you, um... gave me a

trial.

A trial?

Well, I think that can be arraigned.

I can be very persuasive.

I bet you can.

I promise you I can make it worth your while.

You did very well.

Thank you.

Suck them harder.

It'll make me hurt.

Oh, it's so good.

Oh. Oh,

yes. Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh.

Oh, yes, I want it so bad.

I love you, God.

I want to be quiet.

Where do you want it?

Deep in my gut.

I'm going to shove it in me. It should come wet.

Yes.

I knew that the minute I looked at your portfolio.

You dirty bastard.

Oh, come on.

You can't blame a guy for trying, can you?

Hey, look at it this way.

It's a... It's a fringe benefit for the boss.

Why poor Charlie?

Well, what's he going to do now for extramarital sex?

I'm not available.

Well, he could always fire you and get a new secretary.

Funny. I'm kidding. He wouldn't do that. You're too valuable.

What about Flo?

Are you kidding me?

Have you seen that hunk she's going out with? God.

Confidentially. I heard he's a porno star.

She'd rather face a fine...

So... What's the solution?

Well, I think the perfect solution is that Charlie just better get his little

ass over back to Jan and make up with her.

Because that's all he's got.

I wonder...

What do you wonder?

Nothing.

Nothing at all.

Keeping things from me already.

I won't keep any secrets from you. Don't worry.

Anyway, I hope everything turns out for everybody.

Because I'm sure happy.

Let's go take a nap.

You know, Charlie, the way I see it, anytime you're ready to go over to

and talk about a deal, they're ready to talk.

I don't know, Brett.

I don't think we're geared up to make a move like that.

What we really need is one more sharp account executive. You know, it's a

job. It's a hell of an opportunity for the right person.

How's Jan?

It's funny you should bring her up.

She's been acting real strange lately.

How so?

Well, it seems every time I want to ball her, she's got some damn excuse.

It's driving me crazy.

Well, maybe there's another man in her life, you know.

Jan?

You've got to be kidding.

Why? It happens all the time. Jan's an attractive woman.

Yeah, but not Jan.

She's got too much class.

I don't know, Charlie. You can never tell the way women think. It is strange

here.

Don't take it for granted.

You know, maybe you're right.

You know, it used to be great between us.

In the old days.

Well, you guys have a good relationship. Don't just let it go to waste.

Take it all the way back to square one if you have to.

You may have something there.

You know, I think after I settle this account executive thing, maybe I'll take

her on a long vacation.

Maybe a cruise.

Where to?

Catalina.

You're a cheap schmuck.

This is cheap schmucks, Fred. Yeah, I hear that.

Hiya, sweetheart.

Hi, Charlie. How was your day?

Oh, not too bad.

Who's going to fix the martini? Would you care to join me?

Yes, please.

What's the occasion of your gracing our household with your presence?

Jan, I'm just, believe it or not, trying to turn over a new leaf.

Well, that's very nice, Charlie. I'm glad to hear it's about time.

You know, Jan, I don't know what's wrong. We used to get along just fine. I

we did, Charlie.

Speaking of getting along, guess what I found out today? I haven't the foggiest.

Well, Karen and Fred Appleby, they're roommates now. They're living together.

Is that right?

Oh, that little trim. Now maybe she'll leave the other men alone.

Jan, that's no way to talk about my secretary.

And your fucking partner.

Let's not forget that half of this little cozy relationship.

Jan, you don't know that for a fact. Oh, don't I, Fred?

Oh, let's face it. We're through. I've had it with you.

Don't you ever fucking lock me out. Then I'll leave. Not in my house, you won't.

No, darling, no.

I love you too, baby.

You know, I was thinking.

Maybe we should take a cruise.

You know, and get away, just the two of us.

Be sort of like a second honeymoon.

Charlie, we didn't even take a first honeymoon.

You were too busy working, remember?

Yeah.

A cruise sounds nice.

But you know what?

All I need is some consistent loving.

How about it? Is it a deal?

Bet your ass it's a deal, baby.

You can take that to the bank.

To the night deposit?