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A heart -breathing night, be with me.

Crazy.

That's a bad one. Oh,

yeah,

make it all wet.

It tastes so good.

Well, take care of me.

Oh, God,

you're so good.

Oh, that's right.

Take a deep... Oh, that's great.

Oh, God, you're good.

Deep.

Good night.

It might spoil a great thing, Letitia.

Besides, I wouldn't want you to get sick of me.

There's not much chance of that.

Good morning, Gretchen.

Good morning.

Good morning, Aunt Letitia.

Good morning, Laura. How are you this morning?

Oh, just fine.

Did Philip stay long last night?

No, he left quite early and I went to bed in bed.

Oh, too bad.

No, not at all.

We're just friends.

Linda Vance is coming in for a refitting today.

And I think we ought to finish the summer set.

Or at least get started on it.

Oh, everything is going just fine.

We're right on schedule.

Things are going well. There's just a lot of work to do.

Oh, God.

I don't think we're going to get it done. I really don't. We've got two

go. And I can do stage work, but this television is just killing me. I just

don't think we're going to do it. Everything will be all right, I'm sure.

I don't know what I'd do without you.

You're a gem. You really are.

Are you seeing Michael tonight?

Well, I don't know.

Sometimes I think he's afraid of me.

Don't be silly.

Why don't you just go out and have a good time?

Well, I'll try.

I better be getting started.

I think so.

I'll see you in the studio.

Your work's impeccable, Letitia.

You're the best.

I know, darling.

Kim, why don't you go down to the vault and get Ms.

Vance's lingerie?

Yes, Miss Bordeaux.

Hello, Ms. Vance.

Hello.

Linda, I'd like you to meet my niece, Laura.

She's my good right arm. I don't know what I'd do without her.

Miss Bordeaux, as I was coming back to the studio, I noticed the furnace repair

truck pulled up.

Oh, God, I'd forgotten all about that.

Kim, why don't you let him in and take care of him, give him what he needs.

Yes, Miss Porter.

Linda, why don't you go inside and try it on, and Laura will do your final

alterations. I've got so much to do with the show coming up. I've got phone

calls to make. Ciao, Dawn.

Bye -bye.

You know, I was out here just a week ago.

I know.

It's all right.

Plumbing in these houses isn't electrical.

I mean, they're hung together with scotch tape and spit.

I don't see anything wrong. I don't know what the problem is.

Didn't you guys have some new steam pipe running here a while back?

Yeah, there's a couple pipes up in one of the closed -off bedrooms upstairs.

I'd be glad to take you up there.

It'd probably help if I could see it.

Sure, come on.

Um, just one more mark here.

Do you think these panties work well with this?

Um, no, the lace is a little too different.

Maybe I should take them off then.

If you ever want this, just call me.

I'll show you something you'll never forget.

Laura?

Has Linda left?

No, she's in dressing right now.

How about life?

No, thanks. I've got to meet Michael at the park, and if I don't leave right

now, I'll be late.

The radio said rain today.

I know. I think he's crazy.

Gretchen, there'll be two for lunch. Yes, ma 'am.

Letitia, I think it's just beautiful.

Thank you.

How about lunch? Excuse me, Miss Vance. I've got to go.

Now, about lunch.

Let me buy it. I insist.

Well, all right. I have to get out of here.

Gretchen.

Yes, ma 'am.

I'll be leaving, and I'll be back about two -ish.

Kimberly is with the furnace man wherever.

Find her, tell her to get back up here, get to work. We've got a show in two

weeks. Yes, ma 'am. Okay?

Show her.

This bypass valve is probably frozen.

You want to hand me that can of oil?

Here's your oil.

You're supposed to fix your furnace.

I'm fixing it right now.

I never thought anything like this would happen

on a job.

He's a political...

I've never seen that before.

You really want me to slam it in there, don't you?

Oh, yes, please.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh.

Wenn ich nur sein kann.

It really upsets me.

God, it must be crazy being out in weather like this for lunch.

Guess who?

Um, give me a hint.

Well, I'm tall.

Uh, bright, not dark.

Very, very handsome.

And I love you.

I don't know anybody like that.

Well, in that case, it's Jack the Ripper.

Who do you think you are, Gene Kelly? What are we doing out here in the rain?

I love you, you clown.

Yeah, I'm a fun date.

Dance around a little bit, maybe? This is crazy.

Look, for you.

Nothing up the sleeve, nothing up the sleeve.

Apple juice, ma 'am.

Special? Imported?

You know, my favorite. And... Avocado and cheese sandwich.

Oh, great. I am starving.

We've been working so hard with this show coming up. When is it exactly?

Oh, it's in two weeks.

Don't you ever listen to me?

Yeah, sure, I listen to you.

Yeah, but you don't hear me.

Michael, I have to talk to you.

I'm really serious.

Okay, you're serious. What is it?

Why haven't you ever made love to me?

I mean, it's been three months, and all these romantic rendezvous and

everything, but... But... But no sex. You know, Michael, fucking

why?

Hey, I was just trying to be a gentleman.

You know.

Romance and fun.

I want a little bit more than just hopping into bed.

This is really funny. That's supposed to be my line.

Hey, you know.

Come on, my ex -wife.

I am not your ex -wife.

I am Laura.

Oh, I'm sorry.

I've got to go.

Hey, I'll pick you a bait, okay?

No, not tonight.

Laura? Oh, you startled me.

I'm sorry.

I'm going out tonight. I really need to relax.

I thought you were going out with Michael.

Oh, well, I was.

You want to talk about it?

No.

Hey, are you okay?

Yeah, really, I'm okay.

Why don't you go out and have a drink for me?

Well, all right, but I'll be in Nick's at the bar if you want to meet me later.

Okay.

Gretchen, I want to talk to you.

Yes, Kim.

What were you doing today?

Nothing.

Oh, yes, you were.

You were watching me.

Come here.

Sit down.

I'm not angry with you.

Did you like what you saw?

Yes.

It can be better with a woman.

Hello, Linda.

You sound out of breath.

Oh, I ran to the phone.

Oh. Well, I was supposed to go out this evening, but my date canceled. So I

thought maybe you'd like to come over for a drink.

Oh, that sounds great. Um, give me your address.

It's 134 Elm Street.

Okay, got it. Okay, I'll be there in about half an hour.

She'll be here in about a half hour or so.

You're so good to me.

I'm going to give you a great show tonight, lover.

Good.

Ja, das ist gut.

Ah, ja.

Noch mehr.

Es gefällt mir gut.

Ja.

Let me take your coat.

Oh, thank you.

Please, sit down.

Over there by the fire. Take the chill off.

The fire does feel nice.

Amaretto? Please.

To a very long, deep friendship.

To a long, deep friendship.

How do you feel about what happened today?

Oh, I don't know.

I know.

You do?

Yes, I do.

You liked it. That's why you've come to me tonight. To explore.

I wanna bathe your body with my tongue.

I don't know what's happening to me.

Is that your knife, Laura?

Oh, yeah.

You like the feel of my tongue on your body? Oh, I do.

Oh, yes, just like that.

Just like that.

You down here?

Oh, yes.

Inside your thighs.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, please, just...

Did you like that?

Oh, I loved it.

Will you do that to me?

Delicious, Laura.

Yes.

Yes, Laura.

There.

Oh, yes, look around my side.

Do you trust me?

Yes.

Well, we're being watched.

We've been watched all along.

By who?

By Montag, my lover.

He's very nice, and he'd like to come in here.

Is it okay?

Well... You'll really enjoy him.

Isn't she pretty, Montag?

Your body's so beautiful.

I told you she'd have pretty, pretty pussy and big breasts.

Come on, Jack.

I'm Cinnamon. This is Honey.

Hello. Hi. I'm Michael.

Good evening, Michael.

Hello, Gretchen. Please come in. Thank you.

Thank you.

Gretchen, this is Cinnamon, and this is Honey. Hi. Good evening. I would guess

that they are a couple of Letitia's models.

Yes. I'm sorry, Michael, but Laura isn't here right now.

Yeah, I know.

Do you mind if I wait?

Of course.

If you two ladies please follow me, I'll show you to your room.

Good night, Michael.

Yeah, good night, Michael.

Hey, that guy Michael was kind of cute.

I'd say more than just kind of.

Okay, he was cute.

Hey, Cinnamon.

Yeah? Hey, girl, I'm about to unveil a master plan of eroticism, and you

me off.

I'm sorry.

Let me hear your master plan.

Okay.

Okay, first off, this is what we do.

Hello, is anyone there?

Hello, Gretchen?

Is that you?

It was just a joke, Michael.

A joke?

I wouldn't say scared. No, a little startled.

You okay?

This does not seem to be my day.

It's your day.

Dream of a lifetime.

No.

3, pick up that shot, stand by 3. 3, up.

Take 3.

Up on 3. Ready, crossfade to 4.

That's better, 4 looking good.

Crossfade to 4.

Alright. Real nice, real nice.

Little more, okay, tighten up there, 4. Slow zoom in.

Please get dressed.

Listen, I can't wear this goddamn thing.

Why? Because I look horrible in it. Look, girl, you either put it on or I

put it on for you.

Bitch, I don't need the fucking money.

What an ass.

Come on, here, here, let me see. Just a second, just a second.

I'd walk through five miles of a minefield in snowshoes just to hear her

over a field song. Let me see, huh?

Come on, Fred.

Christ.

Well, when I was... When you were in NOM?

When I was in NOM, I just walked in.

Well, why don't you just walk in there now, super stud?

Well, uh... Well, 50 bucks says you don't dare.

You're on.

How are things going?

Oh, not too bad.

I've tried to keep things down to a low roar.

I know you have, Norma.

I don't believe it.

I knew I should have stayed home.

Take one.

Ready on preview for commercial.

Roll it.

Five, four, three, two, one.

Prostrate to commercial.

Good.

Yeah.

It's for you.

Laura, I want to talk to you. I don't want to hear any crap.

Okay. Okay, Michael.

Here? Yeah, here. Right after the show.

In the studio.

Hello, Tish. It's Phil.

Hello, Phil. Look, I know you're really busy now, but I've been thinking about

our talk a few weeks ago.

Oh? You know, about getting together on a more permanent basis.

Oh.

How about meeting me for a drink tonight?

Well, look, I'll be here about another hour.

How about Nick's?

Yeah, okay.

I'll see you later. Bye.

Do you want to talk here?

No.

Get up there.

Sit down.

For the last few months, you've picked on me and made me feel like a fool.

Well, those days are over.

You've got a lot of nerve staying out all night like that.

Well, I'm not going to take it anymore, Miss Bardot.

Is this mine, Michael?

Yes, it is.

Come sit down over here.

Um, Michael, I have something that I want to tell you about that night that I

stayed out.

Oh, never mind.

Michael, make love to me.

You know.

Stoof.

That was wonderful, Michael.

Yeah.

You know, I'm a pretty good lay.

Mr. Conceit.

Round two.