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As long as Jochen doesn't have to stay in the hospital because of a car

accident.

There's probably only one thing in the house that's always sharp.

That you sleep in together and wake up together.

Which tail will I climb first?

None.

You'll show us what your father and your brother did to you.

Two tails at the same time in the same hole.

Yes, that would be something new for me too.

Oh fine, then I'll show you how it works.

I'll let him in.

Your

daughter

will be here soon.

There's so much time left until I can spit it out.

Finally, a father who understands his daughter.

Hello, Mark.

What are you doing here?

Take the shit out of him, Martin. Oh, Michael really pissed me off. You

ask

what

I want.

I still want to get them back.

But why?

You have the mama's birds.

I left them to your brother.

I'd rather keep them.

You know, your pigs are always on my side.

Good. Then I'll allow you to have strange pigs.

One a week.

One every day.

We have two every day.

The rest I'll give you the day after tomorrow.

Dafür will ich aber am Sonntag zwei fremde Schwänze.

Schön. Aber nur, wenn ich dich am Sonntag auch zweimal vögeln darf.

Wie Vater und Tochter ums Vögelweichen.

Das ist wirklich zum Bepissen.

Die sind solche, was wir ausgemacht haben.

Alles klar.

Gut. Dann hole ich jetzt meine Sachen.

Halt. Lass die rasch nehmen. Ich bin so ausgemacht. Wenn der Herrschaft nichts

dagegen hat.

Nur zu, sonst platzt Ihnen noch der Pimmel.

Heed my request.

I'll put it back in here.

Do you want some too?

Come on, come on.

Yeah, come next to me.

Oh, I see.

Thank you.

I know what's better.

Lie down on the carpet.

Oh, my God.

Oh, no.

Thank you for your understanding.

Yes, and you will continue to take care of yourself with your mother, yes?

Yes.

I'm sorry.

Now sit back down.

Now I'll do it nicely for you.

And stop here.

Oh, your arms really look so pretty.

My God.

We'll be there soon.

Tell me, what happened?

Oh, I was on the road by hitchhiking, and a truck driver took me with him.

We spent the night at a parking lot, and then all his colleagues climbed over

me, at least a dozen.

I think I'm going to go to the bathroom now. Come on.

If you want, you can stay here. You fit in our stable.

Oh,

it's you.

You won't remember Kurt.

He's Dagmar's brother.

The brother -in -law.

Hello. Hello. Nice to see you again.

Dagmar's brother -in -law?

Sister, right?

Oh, now I'm crying.

You were the one who followed my sister to the hotel.

And instead of the drunk Bräutigam, right?

My brother Jürgen. Welcome.

Hello.

Yesterday, a few dirty men fell into my hands.

They're in my buttocks.

And they're both ready to swim.

Can one of the gentlemen please pull the charms apart?

Should I cream your ass with it?

Yes? Yes.

Well, let's see if you can bear the pain.

Oh no, please don't.

If only it was a real pain.

There's probably one of the two men and women who would make it available to

you.

You can't do that. It's just a little woman.

Exactly. Let's see who's faster.

The first one to stand up, gets it.

Oh, I see. My brother wants to swim.

Come on, boy, that's enough.

Careful, careful, careful.

Oh,

oh, very slowly.

Careful.

I have to do this.

It's okay.

I'm fine.

. .

.

. .

Have you any idea?

They didn't leave yet.

Do you think I had to strangle myself so that I could get the mousetraps into my

hole?

That doesn't work on cowhide. I'm pissed, I can't even laugh.

You just stayed on the fast flight.

Tell me, do you actually notice that you're being fucked?

Oh, that's it.

I've already wondered about the down -excitement.

Well, if you want to advise us, then we'll pull our sugar cane out again.

Oh no, just leave it in there. We want to be very good and concentrate on your

well -being.

Thank you.

Can I ask you what kind of animal it is?

Who is it?

It's Mrs. Schlinger and his secretary.

Yes, please sit down, Rani.

Ah, I hope you will treat me better than my last one.

The old boss didn't pay me for a week.

That's unforgivable.

If you can get it free, you'll get one right away.

What if I shot him?

I have to be patient.

A cavalier's figure will only improve when he has satisfied the colleague.

off the field.

And now I'll take your clothes off.

I don't know what I've been missing for so long.

I thank you.

You've made the right moment.

Attention, everyone. The day has started as promised.

I hope you're having a good time at the party tonight.

A party?

Yes, I have a birthday tomorrow.

We're going in tonight and out tomorrow. Yes, but I'm really tired.

We have to go to Sweden.

With his daughter from his first marriage. And they're going upstairs to

what's going on here.

I think I have to lie down a little bit.

Oh, you poor bitch, you have to be totally broken.

But luckily your pussy works again.

Yes, she never let me down when it came to it.

That was a good one.

That was a good one.

So I'm not going to do that.

I'm going to do our big, big thing up to the top of the exhibition.

Thank you.

Good morning.

Are you serious, or are you just pretending?

I'm totally exhausted.

I got pulled over by a bunch of pearls yesterday.

Fuck you, promise.

You haven't had enough yet, have you?

The situation from last night.

Yes, you should hurry up too.

Was das ein geiler Traum.

Meine Klamotten, da komm ich hin.

Sperma?

Wart ihr da?

Vielleicht warst du dann, Männchen.

Ihr Pferde!

Wo bin ich hier nur hingeraten?

Hier wird man sogar im Schlaf gefickt.

Naja, immer noch besser, als wenn keiner mehr Lust hätte, einen schönen Schwanz

reinzustecken.

Oh, Vicky! A few weeks later, when the holiday was over, the little one crawled

into my bed in the rain. And that's how it went.

And your husband has no idea?

We only did it when he wasn't there.

That was often enough.

Well, at least tomorrow someone will turn on the light.

Because we're going to play a hot song with your stepdaughter.

Unbelievable. I want Miles to find joy in picking.

If he doesn't learn to play in this way, he'll never learn it.

Yes, to get to today's topic, how can we best introduce you?

Andrea is new.

How would you like to be the best?

She should grow up in front of us with the highest style in the ass.

What do you think of this perverted idea?

Doesn't suit me.

Okay, I'll get the beer.

Mir ganz gewaltig. Komm, Gerlinde. Wir bieten den Gästen ein extra...

Do I need it?

That's great.

Do you want to taste it?

Yes, come on.

Then open your nose.

Okay.

Oh, yeah.

I don't know.

You're probably hungry too, aren't you?

Ooh.

It's delicious, isn't it?

That was so boring.

Really.

But now we're all alone.

What's that?

We're not opening it.

Maybe it's already your visit.

I'm leaving.

Vicky, hold on tight!

Good evening, darling.

Olaf, are you coming today?

Mama, er wollte dich überraschen.

Dankeschön, Kleines, was ich nur beim Meer überrascht ist.

Aber komm, ich freue mich.

Darf ich vorstellen, das ist Jürgen, mein Bruder, mein Neffe Rolf, Gerlinde,

Jürgen's Sekretärin, Kurt, so eine Art Schwager, und unsere neue Untermieterin

Andrea.

Mama, endlich!

You're going to get into our pre -party.

That's how it always goes in the house.

But not on the spot.

And enjoy the program, okay?

What a pigsty idea.

Come on, don't act like that. Do you want me to tell you that something is

fucked up here?

How does a man feel when a woman runs away from another man?

Other people have different feelings.

What?

I don't think you're quite at rest.

Mmm.

I'm still going through with this post.

If he spits, put it in his mouth.

Is that clear?

No, Mama, please don't. You're sucking his tail.

Do you understand?

Okay, Mama.

Can I eat you when it's over?

Only if you did everything right.

Sit down next to me.

Excuse me, Mama.

Oh.

Oh, God.