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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:11,837 --> 00:00:13,187 No. No, no, no. 2 00:00:13,230 --> 00:00:15,145 Wait, Anne, yeah, can you just, 3 00:00:15,189 --> 00:00:17,147 can you just give me a minute? 4 00:00:17,191 --> 00:00:19,062 Yeah, this is Wednesday, so I'm at... 5 00:00:19,106 --> 00:00:21,630 Dad? Dad, it's Jeff. 6 00:00:21,673 --> 00:00:24,676 Yeah, can you just, can you just give me a minute? Yeah, yeah. 7 00:00:24,720 --> 00:00:26,069 Why isn't he fucking answering? 8 00:00:26,113 --> 00:00:27,766 Dad, it's Jeff. 9 00:00:27,810 --> 00:00:31,074 Anne, Anne, we shouldn't just throw away our marriage. 10 00:00:31,118 --> 00:00:33,033 Unless you've found someone else. 11 00:00:33,076 --> 00:00:35,078 You haven't, have you? 12 00:00:35,122 --> 00:00:37,646 No, no, I just want it to work out with us. 13 00:00:37,689 --> 00:00:41,824 Yeah, well, I gave you space. I moved out, didn't I? 14 00:00:41,867 --> 00:00:44,566 Dad? 15 00:00:44,609 --> 00:00:47,090 Yeah. Yes, Anne, 16 00:00:47,134 --> 00:00:50,093 I got the... the couples' therapist, 17 00:00:50,137 --> 00:00:52,269 and if that doesn't reset the marriage, then fine, 18 00:00:52,313 --> 00:00:55,229 I'll-I'll relent. We can look into arbitration. 19 00:00:55,272 --> 00:00:58,928 Dad? Come on, it's White Hot night. 20 00:00:58,971 --> 00:01:02,801 Because I... because I... Anne. Can you just, can you listen? 21 00:01:02,845 --> 00:01:06,109 Can you just... For a minute? Like I said before, 22 00:01:06,153 --> 00:01:07,589 it's just not the right time. 23 00:01:07,632 --> 00:01:10,113 I-I can't afford to go down the... Dad? 24 00:01:10,157 --> 00:01:13,029 I can't afford to go down the divorce attorney route. 25 00:01:17,816 --> 00:01:20,819 Fuck. I got to... 26 00:01:20,863 --> 00:01:23,866 Fuck. My God. 27 00:01:23,909 --> 00:01:26,129 My God. 28 00:01:26,173 --> 00:01:29,350 Fuck. Fuck. 29 00:01:29,393 --> 00:01:33,658 Yes, it's my father. 30 00:01:33,702 --> 00:01:37,358 In his... room. 31 00:01:37,401 --> 00:01:40,012 He's, um... 32 00:01:40,056 --> 00:01:43,755 he's shot himself. 33 00:01:43,799 --> 00:01:48,282 Otis. My father's name is Otis Storck. 34 00:01:50,545 --> 00:01:53,025 Professor Jeff Storck? I need you to know that 35 00:01:53,069 --> 00:01:55,245 such circumstances are always investigated, 36 00:01:55,289 --> 00:01:58,030 but we all know what this is. 37 00:01:58,074 --> 00:02:00,642 Does this 38 00:02:00,685 --> 00:02:01,817 belong to your father? 39 00:02:01,860 --> 00:02:03,819 Is it registered to him? 40 00:02:03,862 --> 00:02:05,516 Look, Mr. Storck, 41 00:02:05,560 --> 00:02:07,083 I know this is certainly upsetting... 42 00:02:09,825 --> 00:02:11,348 be on our way if you can tell me 43 00:02:11,392 --> 00:02:13,176 if this is your father's gun.No. 44 00:02:13,220 --> 00:02:15,526 No way. It's not. 45 00:02:15,570 --> 00:02:19,965 I don't know where it came from, but he-he hates guns. 46 00:02:20,009 --> 00:02:23,491 My father is... he's a lifelong hippie. 47 00:02:23,534 --> 00:02:24,883 Take this to the lab. 48 00:02:24,927 --> 00:02:26,450 Yes, sir. 49 00:02:26,494 --> 00:02:28,017 Was your father sick? 50 00:02:28,060 --> 00:02:29,497 Alzheimer's? 51 00:02:29,540 --> 00:02:31,716 I realize you have a job to do and whatever, 52 00:02:31,760 --> 00:02:33,936 but can we do it later, maybe? I mean, my father just 53 00:02:33,979 --> 00:02:36,634 basically shot himself in front of me. No. 54 00:02:36,678 --> 00:02:38,046 It would've been last night some time. 55 00:02:38,070 --> 00:02:41,987 I said "basically," didn't I? 56 00:02:42,031 --> 00:02:44,294 Basically means basically, 57 00:02:44,338 --> 00:02:46,905 not absolutely. 58 00:02:46,949 --> 00:02:48,385 Basically. 59 00:02:50,431 --> 00:02:51,736 He left a note. 60 00:02:51,780 --> 00:02:53,303 Fuck sake. I am permitted 61 00:02:53,347 --> 00:02:54,609 to read it to you, 62 00:02:54,652 --> 00:02:56,654 if that's what you want. Can't you just... Can I... 63 00:02:56,698 --> 00:02:58,308 Can't I just read it? 64 00:03:17,284 --> 00:03:20,112 Here sits Professor Jeffery Mingus Storck, 65 00:03:20,156 --> 00:03:22,289 a man who holds a doctorate in anthropology, 66 00:03:22,332 --> 00:03:25,814 but possesses little true knowledge of himself. 67 00:03:25,857 --> 00:03:29,209 Today, Professor Storck is surrounded 68 00:03:29,252 --> 00:03:33,038 by the many familiar artifacts that shaped his father's life, 69 00:03:33,082 --> 00:03:37,217 and the one unknown object that ended it. 70 00:03:37,260 --> 00:03:39,741 As a scientist, he's about to embark 71 00:03:39,784 --> 00:03:43,179 on his darkest research project yet. 72 00:03:43,223 --> 00:03:45,312 His conclusion will lie somewhere between 73 00:03:45,355 --> 00:03:49,533 the barrel of a gun and the outer regions 74 00:03:49,577 --> 00:03:52,536 of The Twilight Zone. 75 00:03:56,061 --> 00:03:57,604 You're traveling through another dimension, 76 00:03:57,628 --> 00:04:01,197 a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind. 77 00:04:01,241 --> 00:04:04,418 It is the middle ground between light and shadow, 78 00:04:04,461 --> 00:04:07,203 between science and superstition. 79 00:04:07,247 --> 00:04:09,771 And it lies between the pit of one's fears 80 00:04:09,814 --> 00:04:12,600 and the summit of one's knowledge. 81 00:04:12,643 --> 00:04:15,820 You are now traveling through a dimension of imagination. 82 00:04:15,864 --> 00:04:19,694 You've just crossed over into The Twilight Zone. 83 00:04:35,187 --> 00:04:37,581 My dad fell in love with Lake Cayuga 84 00:04:37,625 --> 00:04:40,758 back when he played the Watkins Glen festival 85 00:04:40,802 --> 00:04:43,631 one lake over in 1973. 86 00:04:43,674 --> 00:04:47,504 He jammed with the Grateful Dead during their sound check 87 00:04:47,548 --> 00:04:48,984 the day before they went on. 88 00:04:51,116 --> 00:04:55,817 He led a pretty interesting life, all told. 89 00:04:58,123 --> 00:05:02,127 Skipped up to Canada with Neil Young and Crazy Horse 90 00:05:02,171 --> 00:05:04,173 when he was evading the Vietnam draft. 91 00:05:07,176 --> 00:05:10,440 My father played Cuba in '69, 92 00:05:10,484 --> 00:05:12,529 that Havana Jam thing with Billy Joel 93 00:05:12,573 --> 00:05:14,488 and Stephen Stills. 94 00:05:14,531 --> 00:05:16,403 Met my mother 95 00:05:16,446 --> 00:05:18,796 on the march to Montgomery. 96 00:05:20,842 --> 00:05:23,627 Dragged us the whole way here from Ireland. 97 00:05:23,671 --> 00:05:27,239 Never looked back. 98 00:05:27,283 --> 00:05:29,938 Never got divorced. 99 00:05:29,981 --> 00:05:32,549 Never went bankrupt. 100 00:05:32,593 --> 00:05:36,205 Never went unloved. 101 00:05:41,036 --> 00:05:45,519 Did it not turn out as he wanted? 102 00:05:45,562 --> 00:05:47,564 I... 103 00:05:50,088 --> 00:05:53,440 Who did you love more than me? 104 00:06:49,844 --> 00:06:51,454 Okay... 105 00:07:14,869 --> 00:07:17,306 Fuck... 106 00:07:29,449 --> 00:07:30,493 What the fuck is that? 107 00:07:34,236 --> 00:07:36,804 Good morning, Jeff. Yo, Jeff, 108 00:07:36,847 --> 00:07:38,647 what's up? MAN All good. How about you, Jeff? 109 00:07:38,675 --> 00:07:40,895 See you tonight at Jeff's dorm, right? 110 00:07:40,938 --> 00:07:42,374 My God, Jeff 111 00:07:42,418 --> 00:07:43,811 is a total Jeff. Such a Jeff. 112 00:07:47,858 --> 00:07:48,903 Jeff! 113 00:07:48,946 --> 00:07:51,296 Hey, Jeff. 114 00:07:52,907 --> 00:07:55,605 That's a good boy. That's a boy. 115 00:07:55,649 --> 00:07:57,346 Fuck... 116 00:08:57,885 --> 00:08:59,713 Get out of my house! 117 00:08:59,756 --> 00:09:00,801 It's me! It's me! It's me! 118 00:09:00,844 --> 00:09:02,019 Anne, it's me. 119 00:09:02,063 --> 00:09:03,020 I'm just getting my mail.Jesus. 120 00:09:03,064 --> 00:09:04,326 You scared the shit out of me. 121 00:09:04,369 --> 00:09:06,197 I'm sorry, I didn't mean to. I just wanted... 122 00:09:06,241 --> 00:09:08,896 Jesus, Jeff. Fuck. 123 00:09:08,939 --> 00:09:11,681 Do you know how to, do you know how to do 124 00:09:11,725 --> 00:09:13,683 the-the safety thing? Just... you point it. 125 00:09:13,727 --> 00:09:15,424 I-I don't remember. 126 00:09:15,467 --> 00:09:17,469 Why-why have you even got that? 127 00:09:19,297 --> 00:09:22,866 I live alone now, 128 00:09:22,910 --> 00:09:25,260 and there were two home invasions. What? 129 00:09:25,303 --> 00:09:27,175 A couple of streets over. 130 00:09:27,218 --> 00:09:29,656 Um, this came for you, too. 131 00:09:31,396 --> 00:09:35,792 The police delivered it earlier this evening. 132 00:09:35,836 --> 00:09:38,012 Must be my dad's gun. 133 00:09:38,055 --> 00:09:40,231 It's probably worth something. 134 00:09:40,275 --> 00:09:43,365 Yeah, I'm not gonna make money off 135 00:09:43,408 --> 00:09:45,367 my dad's suicide, Anne. 136 00:09:45,410 --> 00:09:47,108 You're gonna need the money, Jeff. 137 00:09:47,151 --> 00:09:51,199 Friends have told me that I should get an attorney 138 00:09:51,242 --> 00:09:52,374 to protect both of us. 139 00:09:52,417 --> 00:09:55,595 So... 140 00:09:55,638 --> 00:09:56,987 that's what I did. 141 00:09:58,685 --> 00:10:00,600 He'll contact you. 142 00:10:01,688 --> 00:10:04,212 We talked about this, didn't we? 143 00:10:04,255 --> 00:10:05,909 I've been trying to tell you. A lot. 144 00:10:05,953 --> 00:10:08,738 The thing is, Jeff... You said you were okay with us 145 00:10:08,782 --> 00:10:10,150 going to couple's therapy, so... It's that... 146 00:10:10,174 --> 00:10:12,350 I-I... What the fuck? 147 00:10:12,394 --> 00:10:14,744 I have fallen in love 148 00:10:14,788 --> 00:10:18,661 with another man... 149 00:10:18,705 --> 00:10:22,404 named Jeff. 150 00:11:16,763 --> 00:11:18,590 Shit. 151 00:11:45,792 --> 00:11:46,967 Am I "him"? 152 00:11:47,010 --> 00:11:50,057 Or am I "you"? 153 00:11:52,450 --> 00:11:54,235 The gun superstore dot com. 154 00:11:54,278 --> 00:11:56,367 Yeah, hey, I'm-I'm looking to get rid of a gun. 155 00:11:56,411 --> 00:11:57,978 You got the paperwork? 156 00:11:58,021 --> 00:12:01,416 Look-look, I-I don't know 157 00:12:01,459 --> 00:12:03,766 anything about guns. It seems old. 158 00:12:03,810 --> 00:12:07,074 How about the serial number? Um... 159 00:12:07,117 --> 00:12:10,033 It's on the grip. 160 00:12:10,077 --> 00:12:13,254 Yeah. 1015-59. 161 00:12:13,297 --> 00:12:15,212 Okay... 162 00:12:15,256 --> 00:12:19,434 Hey, any chance there's a Blue Scorpion on the handle? 163 00:12:19,477 --> 00:12:21,044 Yeah. There very much is. 164 00:12:21,088 --> 00:12:23,438 Holy shit! I thought the Blue Scorpion was a myth. 165 00:12:23,481 --> 00:12:26,310 Dates back to 1952. It's from Cuba. 166 00:12:26,354 --> 00:12:28,182 Che Guevara was looking for that gun. 167 00:12:28,225 --> 00:12:31,881 It was made by this guy, Eulogio Cienfuegos. 168 00:12:31,925 --> 00:12:35,450 The legend is, you don't find it, it finds you. 169 00:12:35,493 --> 00:12:38,496 We can get you, like, $25,000 to $50,000 for the Blue Scorpion. 170 00:12:38,540 --> 00:12:39,976 Okay. I mean, whatever. 171 00:12:40,020 --> 00:12:42,500 I just want to get the bloody thing out of my life. 172 00:12:42,544 --> 00:12:45,286 So, if you... Fucking shit! 173 00:12:45,329 --> 00:12:47,331 My God! Are you all right? What the...? 174 00:12:50,595 --> 00:12:51,771 Are you there, brother? 175 00:12:51,814 --> 00:12:52,815 Hey... Shit. 176 00:12:52,859 --> 00:12:54,774 Are you okay? 177 00:12:54,817 --> 00:12:56,558 Yeah. 178 00:12:56,601 --> 00:13:00,388 I'm all right, I'm okay, I'm all right. Fuck. 179 00:13:00,431 --> 00:13:03,695 Jesus Christ, was there a round in the chamber? 180 00:13:03,739 --> 00:13:06,046 I don't know. 181 00:13:06,089 --> 00:13:07,308 Okay. 182 00:13:07,351 --> 00:13:08,938 Send me all your information and a picture 183 00:13:08,962 --> 00:13:11,355 of the gun. I'll take care of everything. 184 00:13:11,399 --> 00:13:13,401 Once it's sold, and if you don't have a license, 185 00:13:13,444 --> 00:13:15,403 you'll have to ship it by carrier.Yeah. 186 00:13:15,446 --> 00:13:16,839 But if you do, don't forget 187 00:13:16,883 --> 00:13:19,102 to punch a small hole in the box so some light 188 00:13:19,146 --> 00:13:21,670 can get in. Legend is, 189 00:13:21,713 --> 00:13:24,673 the Blue Scorpion's afraid of the dark. 190 00:13:24,716 --> 00:13:27,241 Where do I send my information? 191 00:13:27,284 --> 00:13:30,200 To me, Bob Jeff, at the gun superstore dot com. 192 00:13:30,244 --> 00:13:32,159 P.O. Box 5252... Hold on. 193 00:13:32,202 --> 00:13:35,858 Earlysville, Virginia 22901.Did you just say "Jeff"? 194 00:13:59,969 --> 00:14:01,753 I-I'm sorry, could you remind me... 195 00:14:01,797 --> 00:14:03,146 Your research project is? 196 00:14:03,190 --> 00:14:04,800 "Animism in contemporary China." 197 00:14:10,284 --> 00:14:11,894 This-this research project is... 198 00:14:11,938 --> 00:14:14,201 Sorry, excuse me. 199 00:14:14,244 --> 00:14:15,811 This... 200 00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:18,031 This research project is-is really messing 201 00:14:18,074 --> 00:14:20,947 with my head, Dr. Storck. Um... 202 00:14:20,990 --> 00:14:22,992 You know how animism 203 00:14:23,036 --> 00:14:25,081 is, like... Yeah. 204 00:14:25,125 --> 00:14:26,996 The belief that there's a-a spirit in, 205 00:14:27,040 --> 00:14:29,085 in every single thing, 206 00:14:29,129 --> 00:14:31,392 and-and even inanimate objects have a soul? 207 00:14:31,435 --> 00:14:33,133 Yeah, I know what it is, Grace. 208 00:14:33,176 --> 00:14:35,700 Well, it's, like, 209 00:14:35,744 --> 00:14:40,053 nothing talks to me or anything like that, but. 210 00:14:40,096 --> 00:14:42,359 I-I can't help feel that all my stuff... 211 00:14:42,403 --> 00:14:44,057 My shoes, 212 00:14:44,100 --> 00:14:46,973 toothbrush, hats... Are all, like, 213 00:14:47,016 --> 00:14:49,410 friends. 214 00:14:49,453 --> 00:14:50,802 Do you ever have that? 215 00:14:50,846 --> 00:14:52,935 No. 216 00:14:52,979 --> 00:14:55,024 And you shouldn't either. 217 00:14:55,068 --> 00:14:57,461 That's, um, I think what you're 218 00:14:57,505 --> 00:14:59,986 experiencing is anthropomorphism, 219 00:15:00,029 --> 00:15:03,163 attributing human properties to inanimate objects, 220 00:15:03,206 --> 00:15:05,992 which is different from animism, which is a religious belief, 221 00:15:06,035 --> 00:15:09,343 as I'm sure you know. I wouldn't worry. 222 00:15:09,386 --> 00:15:12,607 It's dri... It's driving me crazy. 223 00:15:12,650 --> 00:15:15,566 It's a little late in the term to be changing subjects. 224 00:15:18,134 --> 00:15:19,527 What the... F... 225 00:15:19,570 --> 00:15:23,531 Okay, sir, when I leave my dorm, nothing can be, like, 226 00:15:23,574 --> 00:15:26,447 left by itself. Like, if my boots are over by the bed 227 00:15:26,490 --> 00:15:28,014 and my gym shoes are in the closet, 228 00:15:28,057 --> 00:15:31,713 I-I feel like they're... I don't know... lonely. 229 00:15:31,756 --> 00:15:35,456 And I-I have to make sure that everything is grouped together 230 00:15:35,499 --> 00:15:38,676 or I feel bad that they might be afraid of the dark, 231 00:15:38,720 --> 00:15:41,636 so I leave the light on. 232 00:15:41,679 --> 00:15:43,681 I-I go back to my dorm... 233 00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:49,774 It's just because of this stupid project. 234 00:15:49,818 --> 00:15:51,535 It's the project, and I'm sorry, but I can't... 235 00:15:51,559 --> 00:15:54,127 I-I need to change the subject. Okay. 236 00:15:54,170 --> 00:15:57,347 Thank you so much. My shoes thank you, too. 237 00:15:57,391 --> 00:15:59,697 Jeff Storck? 238 00:15:59,741 --> 00:16:01,786 I'm sorry. I need to prepare for a lecture. 239 00:16:01,830 --> 00:16:03,963 I'm Anne's attorney. 240 00:16:09,794 --> 00:16:12,275 Fuck off. Your name is Jeff, too? 241 00:16:12,319 --> 00:16:15,017 That's great, though, Jeff. 242 00:16:15,061 --> 00:16:17,498 We can begin negotiations from a point of commonality. 243 00:16:17,541 --> 00:16:20,109 Can you just ease off? 244 00:16:20,153 --> 00:16:21,981 Can you just... Please, please. 245 00:16:22,024 --> 00:16:24,896 This isn't, this isn't a good time for me. I, um, 246 00:16:24,940 --> 00:16:28,248 my father just passed away, and he didn't do a will, 247 00:16:28,291 --> 00:16:31,294 so the whole estate is fucked up, you know? 248 00:16:31,338 --> 00:16:32,948 Maybe we can do this another day? 249 00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:36,691 Yeah, sure. If any of that estate is left to you, 250 00:16:36,734 --> 00:16:39,041 be advised that half of it now belongs to Anne. 251 00:16:39,085 --> 00:16:41,000 So if you need any help at all... 252 00:16:41,043 --> 00:16:45,004 I can make all of your troubles go away. 253 00:16:47,528 --> 00:16:49,573 You have my card. 254 00:17:06,721 --> 00:17:08,636 Hey, J... 255 00:17:08,679 --> 00:17:10,309 Hey, Jeff. It's Bob Jeff. Just fucking stop! 256 00:17:10,333 --> 00:17:12,746 When I think the time is right to get rid of the fucking thing, 257 00:17:12,770 --> 00:17:14,705 you'll be the first one to know it, do you understand? 258 00:17:14,729 --> 00:17:16,576 There's only been seven owners of the Blue Scorpion, 259 00:17:16,600 --> 00:17:18,602 including you. I have people lining up 260 00:17:18,646 --> 00:17:21,214 willing to lay down $100,000 for this gun. 261 00:17:21,257 --> 00:17:24,217 If we sell this thing, all our dreams will come true. 262 00:17:24,260 --> 00:17:26,262 Now, of course, don't forget my cut. 263 00:19:54,280 --> 00:19:57,108 Dad? 264 00:20:21,307 --> 00:20:23,222 Fuck. 265 00:20:25,311 --> 00:20:28,923 Man, I'm so fucking high. 266 00:20:32,753 --> 00:20:35,712 Eulogio Cienfuegos. 267 00:20:35,756 --> 00:20:38,715 Yeah, okay. You're not really here. 268 00:20:38,759 --> 00:20:40,108 You're not... You're not there. 269 00:20:40,151 --> 00:20:42,850 You're... You're a hallucination. 270 00:20:42,893 --> 00:20:45,896 That name... I heard that name 271 00:20:45,940 --> 00:20:48,377 from the gun dealer guy. 272 00:20:48,421 --> 00:20:49,900 Mr. Storck, 273 00:20:49,944 --> 00:20:53,034 the pistol wants to help end your troubles. 274 00:20:53,077 --> 00:20:57,647 The Blue Scorpion loves you more than anyone. 275 00:20:57,691 --> 00:21:00,868 It only asks one thing in return 276 00:21:00,911 --> 00:21:05,089 Light. 277 00:21:05,133 --> 00:21:08,049 It is afraid of the dark. 278 00:21:28,591 --> 00:21:29,766 Sorry. 279 00:21:38,601 --> 00:21:40,908 Hello. Good afternoon. 280 00:21:40,951 --> 00:21:43,911 I'd... I'd like to 281 00:21:43,954 --> 00:21:46,653 I don't have a lot of experience 282 00:21:46,696 --> 00:21:48,089 with this. 283 00:21:48,132 --> 00:21:49,351 You need to rent a gun? 284 00:21:49,395 --> 00:21:52,485 No. No, I have one. 285 00:21:52,528 --> 00:21:55,488 Hello. Can I see the gun in order to determine if it's safe 286 00:21:55,531 --> 00:21:57,054 to fire in the range? 287 00:21:57,098 --> 00:21:58,926 Yeah. 288 00:22:08,109 --> 00:22:09,980 No. No, please, don't, sorry. 289 00:22:10,024 --> 00:22:11,721 Just don't... don't. 290 00:22:11,765 --> 00:22:13,165 Have you ever fired this gun before? 291 00:22:13,201 --> 00:22:14,594 No. No, I haven't. 292 00:22:14,637 --> 00:22:16,247 And I only need to shoot it once. 293 00:22:16,291 --> 00:22:18,206 So... Why? 294 00:22:18,249 --> 00:22:20,730 Why? Because then I'm gonna sell it. 295 00:22:20,774 --> 00:22:21,838 Why don't you just sell it? 296 00:22:21,862 --> 00:22:23,142 Why do you have to fire it first? 297 00:22:25,692 --> 00:22:28,651 Um... you know, it... 298 00:22:28,695 --> 00:22:32,525 it's not so much about the shooting of the gun. 299 00:22:32,568 --> 00:22:34,570 It's more that the shooting of the gun 300 00:22:34,614 --> 00:22:36,398 will destroy a bullet. 301 00:22:36,442 --> 00:22:37,530 A certain bullet. 302 00:22:37,573 --> 00:22:39,009 No, but... 303 00:22:39,053 --> 00:22:40,794 Trust me, I'll be 304 00:22:40,837 --> 00:22:43,753 much better once I get rid of this. 305 00:22:47,627 --> 00:22:50,978 Okay, it'sit's just a bullet. 306 00:22:51,021 --> 00:22:52,738 Ever since I'm come in possession of this gun, 307 00:22:52,762 --> 00:22:54,242 weird things occur. Like, 308 00:22:54,285 --> 00:22:57,985 I keep bumping into different types of people named Jeff! 309 00:22:58,028 --> 00:23:00,074 And I understand that it's not an uncommon name, 310 00:23:00,117 --> 00:23:03,077 but to meet a different person named Jeff 311 00:23:03,120 --> 00:23:05,253 nearly every single day, it's not right. 312 00:23:05,296 --> 00:23:06,689 It's weird, it's weird, right? 313 00:23:08,909 --> 00:23:09,866 His name's Jeff. 314 00:23:09,910 --> 00:23:11,477 Fff... 315 00:25:42,453 --> 00:25:44,455 You'd never hurt me. 316 00:25:50,026 --> 00:25:51,245 Excuse me. 317 00:25:51,288 --> 00:25:52,725 Just give me one second, please. 318 00:26:25,192 --> 00:26:27,194 Shit. 319 00:26:40,207 --> 00:26:41,991 Okay, who's first? 320 00:27:18,375 --> 00:27:20,073 Thank you. 321 00:27:20,116 --> 00:27:22,553 You're welcome. 322 00:27:26,645 --> 00:27:29,473 What? 323 00:27:29,517 --> 00:27:31,345 You know... 324 00:27:31,388 --> 00:27:33,390 You sure you want to go over these settlement terms 325 00:27:33,434 --> 00:27:34,827 without any representation? 326 00:27:34,870 --> 00:27:39,614 They can become... quite uncomfortable. 327 00:27:39,658 --> 00:27:41,877 I'm comfortable. Yeah. 328 00:27:41,921 --> 00:27:45,359 I'm... I'm at peace, Jeff. I'm... tranquil. 329 00:27:45,402 --> 00:27:47,709 Because you see, 330 00:27:47,753 --> 00:27:50,451 I also have a friend 331 00:27:50,494 --> 00:27:52,409 who's gonna help me. 332 00:27:54,324 --> 00:27:55,586 He's gonna make 333 00:27:55,630 --> 00:27:57,110 all of my troubles... 334 00:27:57,153 --> 00:27:59,068 disappear. 335 00:28:04,508 --> 00:28:05,945 So should we get started, Jeff? 336 00:28:05,988 --> 00:28:07,555 I've been looking forward to this. 337 00:28:07,598 --> 00:28:09,078 Why don't we break down the assets? 338 00:28:09,122 --> 00:28:11,341 The house.Yeah. 339 00:28:11,385 --> 00:28:13,866 - Item 38. - Fender electric bass. 340 00:28:13,909 --> 00:28:15,128 No! No! 341 00:28:15,171 --> 00:28:17,086 You don't get to take my dad's 342 00:28:17,130 --> 00:28:18,871 bass! Are you fuck... 343 00:28:18,914 --> 00:28:20,481 How can you even try? 344 00:28:20,524 --> 00:28:22,744 We're not "taking" it. 345 00:28:22,788 --> 00:28:24,964 New York is an equitable distribution state. 346 00:28:25,007 --> 00:28:27,053 It's unfair that you prevent such a valuable item 347 00:28:27,096 --> 00:28:30,143 from liquidation for sentimental causes. I love you. 348 00:28:30,186 --> 00:28:31,884 I do. I love you. 349 00:28:31,927 --> 00:28:33,450 I love you more than anyone. I do. 350 00:28:33,494 --> 00:28:35,452 Jeff... I still do. 351 00:28:35,496 --> 00:28:37,716 How can you try to take that from me? 352 00:28:37,759 --> 00:28:39,737 I... Well, bass guitars played at both Monterey Pop 353 00:28:39,761 --> 00:28:41,041 and Watkins Glen are very rare... 354 00:28:41,067 --> 00:28:42,416 Can you shut the fuck up, Jeff? 355 00:28:42,459 --> 00:28:43,634 Could you do that for me? 356 00:28:43,678 --> 00:28:45,003 This ain't about you. That language, 357 00:28:45,027 --> 00:28:46,613 sir, is inappropriate at this negotiation. 358 00:28:46,637 --> 00:28:48,552 The languageis inappropriate. 359 00:28:48,596 --> 00:28:50,119 Okay, you know what, Jeff? 360 00:28:50,163 --> 00:28:51,270 I never even wanted the bass. 361 00:28:51,294 --> 00:28:52,687 I just need a break. 362 00:28:52,731 --> 00:28:54,950 You want me to show you something 363 00:28:54,994 --> 00:28:56,667 that I know you will find inappropriate, Jeff? Can I have security in here? 364 00:28:56,691 --> 00:28:57,561 What the fuck is this? 365 00:28:57,605 --> 00:28:59,041 Taking a break. Get off me! 366 00:28:59,085 --> 00:29:00,434 Let go of me! 367 00:29:00,477 --> 00:29:02,175 We're just taking a break. 368 00:29:02,218 --> 00:29:05,482 Get the fuck off me! Get off me! 369 00:29:05,526 --> 00:29:09,182 Just let me get out of here. Okay? Can I, can I do that? 370 00:29:09,225 --> 00:29:10,923 Can I... Have it all, Anne! 371 00:29:10,966 --> 00:29:12,663 Just fucking have it all! 372 00:29:12,707 --> 00:29:14,230 Just take everything! 373 00:29:14,274 --> 00:29:15,797 Except the Blue Scorpion. 374 00:29:15,841 --> 00:29:17,756 You can have it all and shove it up your arse! 375 00:29:17,799 --> 00:29:19,105 Escort him out. 376 00:29:19,148 --> 00:29:21,020 Okay, I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. 377 00:29:21,063 --> 00:29:23,805 Before anyone gets hurt. 378 00:29:23,849 --> 00:29:27,026 Just go, go, go, go, go. 379 00:29:33,859 --> 00:29:35,904 I love himmore than I ever loved you. 380 00:30:04,019 --> 00:30:05,586 Yeah? 381 00:30:05,629 --> 00:30:07,675 Jeff, it's Bob. Bob Jeff here. 382 00:30:07,718 --> 00:30:09,609 Hey, I'm really sorry, I hope it's not too late to be calling, 383 00:30:09,633 --> 00:30:11,089 but I just got off the phone. Too late, Bob. 384 00:30:11,113 --> 00:30:12,549 Listen, no one will love 385 00:30:12,593 --> 00:30:14,377 the Blue Scorpion more than me. Way too late. 386 00:30:14,421 --> 00:30:17,076 I have no interest in selling the Blue Scorpion. 387 00:30:17,119 --> 00:30:19,315 Mr. Storck, I will see this thing through. So stop calling me. 388 00:30:19,339 --> 00:30:22,733 I'll be sure you get top dollar for it. Never call me again, understand? 389 00:30:22,777 --> 00:30:25,736 Sir, I'm begging you, please don't hang up. Because I will never sell him. 390 00:30:25,780 --> 00:30:28,043 Please, just let me finish what I have to say. Jeff? 391 00:30:28,087 --> 00:30:29,697 Jeff, you sound real busy. 392 00:30:29,740 --> 00:30:30,916 I'll check with you tomorrow. 393 00:31:32,586 --> 00:31:35,371 You got to ask yourself 394 00:31:35,415 --> 00:31:40,855 Did it take six shots or only five? 395 00:32:50,403 --> 00:32:55,147 You think you love her. 396 00:32:55,190 --> 00:32:57,801 But you'll never know real love. 397 00:33:49,157 --> 00:33:50,767 Shit! No... what? 398 00:33:56,599 --> 00:33:57,818 No... fuck! 399 00:33:57,861 --> 00:34:00,429 No, no, no! No! 400 00:34:02,997 --> 00:34:05,608 Shit! 401 00:34:05,652 --> 00:34:06,914 Stop! 402 00:34:16,358 --> 00:34:17,664 Fuck! 403 00:34:17,707 --> 00:34:18,707 No!! 404 00:35:07,975 --> 00:35:09,977 Drop the gun! 405 00:35:10,020 --> 00:35:11,457 I said drop the fucking gun now! 406 00:35:13,241 --> 00:35:15,635 On the ground! Face on the ground! 407 00:35:15,678 --> 00:35:16,853 Now! Get down now! 408 00:35:19,856 --> 00:35:21,858 Hands where I can see them! 409 00:35:29,431 --> 00:35:30,606 This guy's 10-100. 410 00:35:30,650 --> 00:35:32,478 He matches the description of the suspect 411 00:35:32,521 --> 00:35:34,219 who's been invading homes in the area. 412 00:35:34,262 --> 00:35:37,265 Any ID? 413 00:35:37,309 --> 00:35:38,484 Barrett. 414 00:35:38,527 --> 00:35:40,529 Barrett's the last name. 415 00:35:43,358 --> 00:35:46,056 And his first name is Jeff? 416 00:35:46,100 --> 00:35:48,146 Yeah. Why, you know him? 417 00:35:55,979 --> 00:35:59,069 You want to tell me what happened here? 418 00:36:20,743 --> 00:36:22,591 I want you to know that Anne greatly appreciates 419 00:36:22,615 --> 00:36:25,313 what you did to protect her and Jeff that night. 420 00:36:25,357 --> 00:36:27,359 All the concessions are her way 421 00:36:27,402 --> 00:36:30,188 of showing her gratitude. 422 00:36:46,726 --> 00:36:51,252 And so, Jeff, representing the regents of this university, 423 00:36:51,296 --> 00:36:53,472 we would be honored if you would accept the chair 424 00:36:53,515 --> 00:36:56,736 of the department of anthropology. 425 00:37:01,741 --> 00:37:05,092 I'm looking for Jeffery Storck. 426 00:37:05,135 --> 00:37:08,051 Yeah, that's me. 427 00:37:55,011 --> 00:37:57,710 My dad says fish come closer in the morning. 428 00:37:57,753 --> 00:37:59,886 Yeah, but he also says Limp Bizkit 429 00:37:59,929 --> 00:38:02,541 is better than Kendrick Lamar. 430 00:38:02,584 --> 00:38:05,239 I don't know, old people say weird shit like that. 431 00:38:07,285 --> 00:38:09,287 All right. 432 00:38:14,292 --> 00:38:15,467 All right. 433 00:38:20,385 --> 00:38:21,560 No way! 434 00:38:21,603 --> 00:38:23,605 Look what I found! 435 00:38:23,649 --> 00:38:25,477 My God. 436 00:38:25,520 --> 00:38:27,914 Look! 437 00:38:38,403 --> 00:38:41,928 Check out the name on this bullet. 438 00:38:41,971 --> 00:38:44,974 It's my name. Kyle. 439 00:38:46,846 --> 00:38:49,022 Whatever. 440 00:38:50,284 --> 00:38:51,459 Let's load it? 441 00:38:53,461 --> 00:38:55,811 That actually worked. 442 00:38:55,855 --> 00:38:58,074 Like so... Hold this. 443 00:38:58,118 --> 00:39:00,468 And then, I think... 444 00:39:00,512 --> 00:39:03,384 Look at this. 445 00:39:03,428 --> 00:39:05,343 Hey, man. 446 00:39:05,386 --> 00:39:07,693 Anything you say and do 447 00:39:07,736 --> 00:39:10,609 will be used to you in a court of law. 448 00:39:12,306 --> 00:39:15,048 Pass. That's so cool. 449 00:39:15,091 --> 00:39:16,702 Human beings have a funny way 450 00:39:16,745 --> 00:39:18,878 of treating things like people. 451 00:39:18,921 --> 00:39:22,142 But today, they'll learn that as long as objects 452 00:39:22,185 --> 00:39:24,623 are valued more than lives... 453 00:39:24,666 --> 00:39:31,151 tragedy will forever be manufactured here 454 00:39:31,194 --> 00:39:32,195 in The Twilight Zone. 455 00:40:39,175 --> 00:40:41,134 Captioning sponsored by CBS. 456 00:40:41,177 --> 00:40:43,337 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org31974

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