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No. No, no, no.
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Wait, Anne, yeah, can you just,
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can you just give me a minute?
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Yeah, this is Wednesday,
so I'm at...
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Dad? Dad, it's Jeff.
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Yeah, can you just, can you just
give me a minute? Yeah, yeah.
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Why isn't he fucking answering?
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Dad, it's Jeff.
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Anne, Anne, we shouldn't just
throw away our marriage.
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Unless you've found
someone else.
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You haven't, have you?
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No, no, I just want it
to work out with us.
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Yeah, well, I gave you space.
I moved out, didn't I?
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Dad?
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Yeah. Yes, Anne,
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I got the...
the couples' therapist,
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and if that doesn't reset
the marriage, then fine,
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I'll-I'll relent.
We can look into arbitration.
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Dad? Come on,
it's White Hot night.
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Because I... because I... Anne.
Can you just, can you listen?
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Can you just... For a minute?
Like I said before,
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it's just not the right time.
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I-I can't afford
to go down the... Dad?
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I can't afford to go down
the divorce attorney route.
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Fuck. I got to...
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Fuck. My God.
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My God.
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Fuck. Fuck.
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Yes, it's my father.
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In his... room.
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He's, um...
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he's shot himself.
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Otis. My father's name
is Otis Storck.
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Professor Jeff Storck?
I need you to know that
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such circumstances
are always investigated,
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but we all know what this is.
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Does this
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belong to your father?
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Is it registered to him?
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Look, Mr. Storck,
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I know this
is certainly upsetting...
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be on our way if you can tell me
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if this is your father's gun.No.
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No way. It's not.
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I don't know where it came from,
but he-he hates guns.
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My father is...
he's a lifelong hippie.
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Take this to the lab.
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Yes, sir.
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Was your father sick?
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Alzheimer's?
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I realize you have a job to do
and whatever,
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but can we do it later, maybe?
I mean, my father just
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basically shot himself
in front of me. No.
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It would've been
last night some time.
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I said "basically," didn't I?
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Basically means basically,
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not absolutely.
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Basically.
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He left a note.
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Fuck sake. I am permitted
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to read it to you,
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if that's what you want.
Can't you just... Can I...
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Can't I just read it?
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Here sits Professor
Jeffery Mingus Storck,
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a man who holds a doctorate
in anthropology,
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but possesses little
true knowledge of himself.
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Today, Professor Storck
is surrounded
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by the many familiar artifacts
that shaped his father's life,
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and the one unknown object
that ended it.
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As a scientist,
he's about to embark
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on his darkest
research project yet.
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His conclusion will lie
somewhere between
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the barrel of a gun
and the outer regions
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of The Twilight Zone.
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You're traveling
through another dimension,
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a dimension not only of
sight and sound but of mind.
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It is the middle ground
between light and shadow,
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between science
and superstition.
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And it lies between
the pit of one's fears
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and the summit
of one's knowledge.
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You are now traveling through
a dimension of imagination.
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You've just crossed over
into The Twilight Zone.
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My dad fell in love
with Lake Cayuga
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back when he played
the Watkins Glen festival
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one lake over in 1973.
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He jammed with the Grateful Dead
during their sound check
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the day before they went on.
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He led a pretty interesting
life, all told.
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Skipped up to Canada with
Neil Young and Crazy Horse
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when he was evading
the Vietnam draft.
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My father played Cuba in '69,
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that Havana Jam thing
with Billy Joel
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and Stephen Stills.
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Met my mother
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on the march to Montgomery.
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Dragged us the whole way here
from Ireland.
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Never looked back.
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Never got divorced.
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Never went bankrupt.
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Never went unloved.
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Did it not turn out
as he wanted?
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I...
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Who did you love more than me?
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Okay...
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Fuck...
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What the fuck is that?
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Good morning, Jeff. Yo, Jeff,
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what's up? MAN All good.
How about you, Jeff?
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See you tonight
at Jeff's dorm, right?
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My God, Jeff
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is a total Jeff. Such a Jeff.
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Jeff!
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Hey, Jeff.
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That's a good boy. That's a boy.
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Fuck...
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Get out of my house!
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It's me! It's me! It's me!
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Anne, it's me.
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I'm just getting my mail.Jesus.
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You scared the shit out of me.
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I'm sorry, I didn't mean to.
I just wanted...
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Jesus, Jeff. Fuck.
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Do you know how to,
do you know how to do
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the-the safety thing? Just... you point it.
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I-I don't remember.
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Why-why have you even got that?
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I live alone now,
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and there were two home invasions.
What?
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A couple of streets over.
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Um, this came for you, too.
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The police delivered it
earlier this evening.
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Must be my dad's gun.
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It's probably worth something.
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Yeah, I'm not
gonna make money off
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my dad's suicide, Anne.
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You're gonna need
the money, Jeff.
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Friends have told me that
I should get an attorney
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to protect both of us.
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So...
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that's what I did.
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He'll contact you.
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We talked about this, didn't we?
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I've been trying to tell you.
A lot.
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The thing is, Jeff... You
said you were okay with us
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going to couple's therapy, so...
It's that...
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I-I... What the fuck?
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I have fallen in love
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with another man...
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named Jeff.
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Shit.
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Am I "him"?
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Or am I "you"?
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The gun superstore dot com.
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Yeah, hey, I'm-I'm looking
to get rid of a gun.
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You got the paperwork?
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Look-look, I-I don't know
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anything about guns.
It seems old.
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How about the serial number? Um...
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It's on the grip.
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Yeah. 1015-59.
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Okay...
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Hey, any chance there's
a Blue Scorpion on the handle?
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Yeah. There very much is.
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Holy shit! I thought
the Blue Scorpion was a myth.
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Dates back to 1952.
It's from Cuba.
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Che Guevara was looking
for that gun.
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It was made by this guy,
Eulogio Cienfuegos.
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The legend is,
you don't find it, it finds you.
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We can get you, like, $25,000 to
$50,000 for the Blue Scorpion.
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Okay. I mean, whatever.
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I just want to get the
bloody thing out of my life.
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So, if you... Fucking shit!
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My God! Are you all right? What the...?
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Are you there, brother?
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Hey... Shit.
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Are you okay?
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Yeah.
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I'm all right, I'm okay,
I'm all right. Fuck.
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Jesus Christ, was there
a round in the chamber?
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I don't know.
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Okay.
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Send me all your information
and a picture
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of the gun.
I'll take care of everything.
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Once it's sold, and if you
don't have a license,
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you'll have to ship it
by carrier.Yeah.
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But if you do, don't forget
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to punch a small hole
in the box so some light
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can get in. Legend is,
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the Blue Scorpion's
afraid of the dark.
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Where do I send my information?
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To me, Bob Jeff,
at the gun superstore dot com.
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P.O. Box 5252... Hold on.
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Earlysville, Virginia
22901.Did you just say "Jeff"?
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I-I'm sorry,
could you remind me...
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Your research project is?
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"Animism in contemporary China."
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This-this research project is...
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Sorry, excuse me.
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This...
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This research project
is-is really messing
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with my head, Dr. Storck. Um...
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You know how animism
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is, like... Yeah.
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The belief that
there's a-a spirit in,
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in every single thing,
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and-and even inanimate
objects have a soul?
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Yeah, I know what it is, Grace.
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Well, it's, like,
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nothing talks to me
or anything like that, but.
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I-I can't help feel
that all my stuff...
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My shoes,
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toothbrush, hats...
Are all, like,
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friends.
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Do you ever have that?
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No.
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And you shouldn't either.
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That's, um, I think what you're
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experiencing
is anthropomorphism,
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attributing human properties
to inanimate objects,
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which is different from animism,
which is a religious belief,
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as I'm sure you know.
I wouldn't worry.
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It's dri...
It's driving me crazy.
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It's a little late in the term
to be changing subjects.
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What the... F...
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Okay, sir, when I leave my dorm,
nothing can be, like,
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left by itself. Like, if
my boots are over by the bed
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and my gym shoes
are in the closet,
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I-I feel like they're...
I don't know... lonely.
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And I-I have to make sure that
everything is grouped together
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or I feel bad that they
might be afraid of the dark,
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so I leave the light on.
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I-I go back to my dorm...
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It's just because
of this stupid project.
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It's the project,
and I'm sorry, but I can't...
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I-I need to change the subject.
Okay.
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Thank you so much.
My shoes thank you, too.
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Jeff Storck?
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I'm sorry. I need
to prepare for a lecture.
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I'm Anne's attorney.
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Fuck off.
Your name is Jeff, too?
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That's great, though, Jeff.
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We can begin negotiations
from a point of commonality.
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Can you just ease off?
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Can you just... Please, please.
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This isn't, this isn't
a good time for me. I, um,
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my father just passed away,
and he didn't do a will,
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so the whole estate
is fucked up, you know?
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Maybe we can do this
another day?
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Yeah, sure. If any of that
estate is left to you,
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be advised that half of it
now belongs to Anne.
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So if you need
any help at all...
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I can make all of your
troubles go away.
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You have my card.
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Hey, J...
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Hey, Jeff. It's Bob Jeff.
Just fucking stop!
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When I think the time is right
to get rid of the fucking thing,
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00:17:12,770 --> 00:17:14,705
you'll be the first one
to know it, do you understand?
258
00:17:14,729 --> 00:17:16,576
There's only been seven owners
of the Blue Scorpion,
259
00:17:16,600 --> 00:17:18,602
including you.
I have people lining up
260
00:17:18,646 --> 00:17:21,214
willing to lay down $100,000
for this gun.
261
00:17:21,257 --> 00:17:24,217
If we sell this thing,
all our dreams will come true.
262
00:17:24,260 --> 00:17:26,262
Now, of course,
don't forget my cut.
263
00:19:54,280 --> 00:19:57,108
Dad?
264
00:20:21,307 --> 00:20:23,222
Fuck.
265
00:20:25,311 --> 00:20:28,923
Man, I'm so fucking high.
266
00:20:32,753 --> 00:20:35,712
Eulogio Cienfuegos.
267
00:20:35,756 --> 00:20:38,715
Yeah, okay.
You're not really here.
268
00:20:38,759 --> 00:20:40,108
You're not... You're not there.
269
00:20:40,151 --> 00:20:42,850
You're... You're a hallucination.
270
00:20:42,893 --> 00:20:45,896
That name... I heard that name
271
00:20:45,940 --> 00:20:48,377
from the gun dealer guy.
272
00:20:48,421 --> 00:20:49,900
Mr. Storck,
273
00:20:49,944 --> 00:20:53,034
the pistol wants to help
end your troubles.
274
00:20:53,077 --> 00:20:57,647
The Blue Scorpion loves you
more than anyone.
275
00:20:57,691 --> 00:21:00,868
It only asks
one thing in return
276
00:21:00,911 --> 00:21:05,089
Light.
277
00:21:05,133 --> 00:21:08,049
It is afraid of the dark.
278
00:21:28,591 --> 00:21:29,766
Sorry.
279
00:21:38,601 --> 00:21:40,908
Hello. Good afternoon.
280
00:21:40,951 --> 00:21:43,911
I'd... I'd like to
281
00:21:43,954 --> 00:21:46,653
I don't have a lot of experience
282
00:21:46,696 --> 00:21:48,089
with this.
283
00:21:48,132 --> 00:21:49,351
You need to rent a gun?
284
00:21:49,395 --> 00:21:52,485
No. No, I have one.
285
00:21:52,528 --> 00:21:55,488
Hello. Can I see the gun in order
to determine if it's safe
286
00:21:55,531 --> 00:21:57,054
to fire in the range?
287
00:21:57,098 --> 00:21:58,926
Yeah.
288
00:22:08,109 --> 00:22:09,980
No. No, please, don't, sorry.
289
00:22:10,024 --> 00:22:11,721
Just don't... don't.
290
00:22:11,765 --> 00:22:13,165
Have you ever fired
this gun before?
291
00:22:13,201 --> 00:22:14,594
No. No, I haven't.
292
00:22:14,637 --> 00:22:16,247
And I only need
to shoot it once.
293
00:22:16,291 --> 00:22:18,206
So... Why?
294
00:22:18,249 --> 00:22:20,730
Why? Because then
I'm gonna sell it.
295
00:22:20,774 --> 00:22:21,838
Why don't you just sell it?
296
00:22:21,862 --> 00:22:23,142
Why do you have
to fire it first?
297
00:22:25,692 --> 00:22:28,651
Um... you know, it...
298
00:22:28,695 --> 00:22:32,525
it's not so much about
the shooting of the gun.
299
00:22:32,568 --> 00:22:34,570
It's more that the shooting
of the gun
300
00:22:34,614 --> 00:22:36,398
will destroy a bullet.
301
00:22:36,442 --> 00:22:37,530
A certain bullet.
302
00:22:37,573 --> 00:22:39,009
No, but...
303
00:22:39,053 --> 00:22:40,794
Trust me, I'll be
304
00:22:40,837 --> 00:22:43,753
much better
once I get rid of this.
305
00:22:47,627 --> 00:22:50,978
Okay, it'sit's just a bullet.
306
00:22:51,021 --> 00:22:52,738
Ever since I'm come
in possession of this gun,
307
00:22:52,762 --> 00:22:54,242
weird things occur. Like,
308
00:22:54,285 --> 00:22:57,985
I keep bumping into different
types of people named Jeff!
309
00:22:58,028 --> 00:23:00,074
And I understand that
it's not an uncommon name,
310
00:23:00,117 --> 00:23:03,077
but to meet a different person
named Jeff
311
00:23:03,120 --> 00:23:05,253
nearly every single day,
it's not right.
312
00:23:05,296 --> 00:23:06,689
It's weird, it's weird, right?
313
00:23:08,909 --> 00:23:09,866
His name's Jeff.
314
00:23:09,910 --> 00:23:11,477
Fff...
315
00:25:42,453 --> 00:25:44,455
You'd never hurt me.
316
00:25:50,026 --> 00:25:51,245
Excuse me.
317
00:25:51,288 --> 00:25:52,725
Just give me one second, please.
318
00:26:25,192 --> 00:26:27,194
Shit.
319
00:26:40,207 --> 00:26:41,991
Okay, who's first?
320
00:27:18,375 --> 00:27:20,073
Thank you.
321
00:27:20,116 --> 00:27:22,553
You're welcome.
322
00:27:26,645 --> 00:27:29,473
What?
323
00:27:29,517 --> 00:27:31,345
You know...
324
00:27:31,388 --> 00:27:33,390
You sure you want to go over
these settlement terms
325
00:27:33,434 --> 00:27:34,827
without any representation?
326
00:27:34,870 --> 00:27:39,614
They can become...
quite uncomfortable.
327
00:27:39,658 --> 00:27:41,877
I'm comfortable. Yeah.
328
00:27:41,921 --> 00:27:45,359
I'm... I'm at peace, Jeff.
I'm... tranquil.
329
00:27:45,402 --> 00:27:47,709
Because you see,
330
00:27:47,753 --> 00:27:50,451
I also have a friend
331
00:27:50,494 --> 00:27:52,409
who's gonna help me.
332
00:27:54,324 --> 00:27:55,586
He's gonna make
333
00:27:55,630 --> 00:27:57,110
all of my troubles...
334
00:27:57,153 --> 00:27:59,068
disappear.
335
00:28:04,508 --> 00:28:05,945
So should we get started, Jeff?
336
00:28:05,988 --> 00:28:07,555
I've been looking forward
to this.
337
00:28:07,598 --> 00:28:09,078
Why don't we break down
the assets?
338
00:28:09,122 --> 00:28:11,341
The house.Yeah.
339
00:28:11,385 --> 00:28:13,866
- Item 38.
- Fender electric bass.
340
00:28:13,909 --> 00:28:15,128
No! No!
341
00:28:15,171 --> 00:28:17,086
You don't get to take my dad's
342
00:28:17,130 --> 00:28:18,871
bass! Are you fuck...
343
00:28:18,914 --> 00:28:20,481
How can you even try?
344
00:28:20,524 --> 00:28:22,744
We're not "taking" it.
345
00:28:22,788 --> 00:28:24,964
New York is
an equitable distribution state.
346
00:28:25,007 --> 00:28:27,053
It's unfair that you prevent
such a valuable item
347
00:28:27,096 --> 00:28:30,143
from liquidation
for sentimental causes. I love you.
348
00:28:30,186 --> 00:28:31,884
I do. I love you.
349
00:28:31,927 --> 00:28:33,450
I love you more
than anyone. I do.
350
00:28:33,494 --> 00:28:35,452
Jeff... I still do.
351
00:28:35,496 --> 00:28:37,716
How can you try
to take that from me?
352
00:28:37,759 --> 00:28:39,737
I... Well, bass guitars played
at both Monterey Pop
353
00:28:39,761 --> 00:28:41,041
and Watkins Glen
are very rare...
354
00:28:41,067 --> 00:28:42,416
Can you shut the fuck up, Jeff?
355
00:28:42,459 --> 00:28:43,634
Could you do that for me?
356
00:28:43,678 --> 00:28:45,003
This ain't about you. That language,
357
00:28:45,027 --> 00:28:46,613
sir, is inappropriate
at this negotiation.
358
00:28:46,637 --> 00:28:48,552
The languageis inappropriate.
359
00:28:48,596 --> 00:28:50,119
Okay, you know what, Jeff?
360
00:28:50,163 --> 00:28:51,270
I never even wanted the bass.
361
00:28:51,294 --> 00:28:52,687
I just need a break.
362
00:28:52,731 --> 00:28:54,950
You want me
to show you something
363
00:28:54,994 --> 00:28:56,667
that I know you will find inappropriate,
Jeff? Can I have security in here?
364
00:28:56,691 --> 00:28:57,561
What the fuck is this?
365
00:28:57,605 --> 00:28:59,041
Taking a break. Get off me!
366
00:28:59,085 --> 00:29:00,434
Let go of me!
367
00:29:00,477 --> 00:29:02,175
We're just taking a break.
368
00:29:02,218 --> 00:29:05,482
Get the fuck off me! Get off me!
369
00:29:05,526 --> 00:29:09,182
Just let me get out of here.
Okay? Can I, can I do that?
370
00:29:09,225 --> 00:29:10,923
Can I... Have it all, Anne!
371
00:29:10,966 --> 00:29:12,663
Just fucking have it all!
372
00:29:12,707 --> 00:29:14,230
Just take everything!
373
00:29:14,274 --> 00:29:15,797
Except the Blue Scorpion.
374
00:29:15,841 --> 00:29:17,756
You can have it all
and shove it up your arse!
375
00:29:17,799 --> 00:29:19,105
Escort him out.
376
00:29:19,148 --> 00:29:21,020
Okay, I'm gonna go.
I'm gonna go.
377
00:29:21,063 --> 00:29:23,805
Before anyone gets hurt.
378
00:29:23,849 --> 00:29:27,026
Just go, go, go, go, go.
379
00:29:33,859 --> 00:29:35,904
I love himmore
than I ever loved you.
380
00:30:04,019 --> 00:30:05,586
Yeah?
381
00:30:05,629 --> 00:30:07,675
Jeff, it's Bob. Bob Jeff here.
382
00:30:07,718 --> 00:30:09,609
Hey, I'm really sorry, I hope
it's not too late to be calling,
383
00:30:09,633 --> 00:30:11,089
but I just got off the phone.
Too late, Bob.
384
00:30:11,113 --> 00:30:12,549
Listen, no one will love
385
00:30:12,593 --> 00:30:14,377
the Blue Scorpion more than me.
Way too late.
386
00:30:14,421 --> 00:30:17,076
I have no interest in selling
the Blue Scorpion.
387
00:30:17,119 --> 00:30:19,315
Mr. Storck, I will see
this thing through. So stop calling me.
388
00:30:19,339 --> 00:30:22,733
I'll be sure you get top dollar for it.
Never call me again, understand?
389
00:30:22,777 --> 00:30:25,736
Sir, I'm begging you, please don't hang up.
Because I will never sell him.
390
00:30:25,780 --> 00:30:28,043
Please, just let me finish
what I have to say. Jeff?
391
00:30:28,087 --> 00:30:29,697
Jeff, you sound real busy.
392
00:30:29,740 --> 00:30:30,916
I'll check with you tomorrow.
393
00:31:32,586 --> 00:31:35,371
You got to ask yourself
394
00:31:35,415 --> 00:31:40,855
Did it take six shots
or only five?
395
00:32:50,403 --> 00:32:55,147
You think you love her.
396
00:32:55,190 --> 00:32:57,801
But you'll never know real love.
397
00:33:49,157 --> 00:33:50,767
Shit! No... what?
398
00:33:56,599 --> 00:33:57,818
No... fuck!
399
00:33:57,861 --> 00:34:00,429
No, no, no! No!
400
00:34:02,997 --> 00:34:05,608
Shit!
401
00:34:05,652 --> 00:34:06,914
Stop!
402
00:34:16,358 --> 00:34:17,664
Fuck!
403
00:34:17,707 --> 00:34:18,707
No!!
404
00:35:07,975 --> 00:35:09,977
Drop the gun!
405
00:35:10,020 --> 00:35:11,457
I said drop the fucking gun now!
406
00:35:13,241 --> 00:35:15,635
On the ground!
Face on the ground!
407
00:35:15,678 --> 00:35:16,853
Now! Get down now!
408
00:35:19,856 --> 00:35:21,858
Hands where I can see them!
409
00:35:29,431 --> 00:35:30,606
This guy's 10-100.
410
00:35:30,650 --> 00:35:32,478
He matches the description
of the suspect
411
00:35:32,521 --> 00:35:34,219
who's been invading homes
in the area.
412
00:35:34,262 --> 00:35:37,265
Any ID?
413
00:35:37,309 --> 00:35:38,484
Barrett.
414
00:35:38,527 --> 00:35:40,529
Barrett's the last name.
415
00:35:43,358 --> 00:35:46,056
And his first name is Jeff?
416
00:35:46,100 --> 00:35:48,146
Yeah. Why, you know him?
417
00:35:55,979 --> 00:35:59,069
You want to tell me
what happened here?
418
00:36:20,743 --> 00:36:22,591
I want you to know
that Anne greatly appreciates
419
00:36:22,615 --> 00:36:25,313
what you did to protect her
and Jeff that night.
420
00:36:25,357 --> 00:36:27,359
All the concessions are her way
421
00:36:27,402 --> 00:36:30,188
of showing her gratitude.
422
00:36:46,726 --> 00:36:51,252
And so, Jeff, representing
the regents of this university,
423
00:36:51,296 --> 00:36:53,472
we would be honored
if you would accept the chair
424
00:36:53,515 --> 00:36:56,736
of the department
of anthropology.
425
00:37:01,741 --> 00:37:05,092
I'm looking for Jeffery Storck.
426
00:37:05,135 --> 00:37:08,051
Yeah, that's me.
427
00:37:55,011 --> 00:37:57,710
My dad says fish come
closer in the morning.
428
00:37:57,753 --> 00:37:59,886
Yeah, but he also says
Limp Bizkit
429
00:37:59,929 --> 00:38:02,541
is better than Kendrick Lamar.
430
00:38:02,584 --> 00:38:05,239
I don't know, old people
say weird shit like that.
431
00:38:07,285 --> 00:38:09,287
All right.
432
00:38:14,292 --> 00:38:15,467
All right.
433
00:38:20,385 --> 00:38:21,560
No way!
434
00:38:21,603 --> 00:38:23,605
Look what I found!
435
00:38:23,649 --> 00:38:25,477
My God.
436
00:38:25,520 --> 00:38:27,914
Look!
437
00:38:38,403 --> 00:38:41,928
Check out the name
on this bullet.
438
00:38:41,971 --> 00:38:44,974
It's my name. Kyle.
439
00:38:46,846 --> 00:38:49,022
Whatever.
440
00:38:50,284 --> 00:38:51,459
Let's load it?
441
00:38:53,461 --> 00:38:55,811
That actually worked.
442
00:38:55,855 --> 00:38:58,074
Like so... Hold this.
443
00:38:58,118 --> 00:39:00,468
And then, I think...
444
00:39:00,512 --> 00:39:03,384
Look at this.
445
00:39:03,428 --> 00:39:05,343
Hey, man.
446
00:39:05,386 --> 00:39:07,693
Anything you say and do
447
00:39:07,736 --> 00:39:10,609
will be used to you
in a court of law.
448
00:39:12,306 --> 00:39:15,048
Pass. That's so cool.
449
00:39:15,091 --> 00:39:16,702
Human beings have a funny way
450
00:39:16,745 --> 00:39:18,878
of treating things like people.
451
00:39:18,921 --> 00:39:22,142
But today, they'll learn
that as long as objects
452
00:39:22,185 --> 00:39:24,623
are valued more than lives...
453
00:39:24,666 --> 00:39:31,151
tragedy will forever
be manufactured here
454
00:39:31,194 --> 00:39:32,195
in The Twilight Zone.
455
00:40:39,175 --> 00:40:41,134
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456
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