Original subtitles

(Real Special Effects Makeup)

That's enough. Turn the lights back on.

- What's this? - It's the money I earned today.

I hope it can be of help to you, Girlfriend.

What?

How did you get so much?

Are you sure it's just for today?

Yes. I also got a bonus.

I can't take this.

Why not? Is it too little?

You worked so hard to earn this,

so it's your money.

No.

This is the money I earned just for you, Girlfriend.

I don't need this.

I only need you, Girlfriend.

Fine. Then how about this?

You take half, just in case.

You might need it.

Thank you, Girlfriend.

I'll take good care of it.

Anyway, just look at yourself.

You look like Christmas in the summer.

It's killing me.

"Killing"?

No, Girlfriend.

You can't let that happen.

You can't die.

I'll be good.

How cute...

No.

I'm not cute.

I'm a grown man.

And what does that have to do with anything?

Do you really want to know?

Seriously.

No.

Thank you so much.

Thank you.

I couldn't sleep at all last night after I got the call...

about Ma Wang Joon working with us for another season.

Writer Yang couldn't sleep either.

We thought Hwa Ni was doing it, so we were getting prepared.

But why did you suddenly change your mind?

- Well... - Well...

Well, we were worried...

that he was continuing to play...

the same character.

That's why we didn't want to do it.

But the first season was such a hit.

And the script for the second season...

Gosh, it was certain that it will be a hit too.

When Wang Joon read the entire script, he said,

"I must do this."

Isn't that true?

It's true.

Well, that's great news for us.

Mr. Ma is doing this for us.

I'll make him look cooler in this season.

I'll try to focus on Mr. Ma as much as I can.

It won't work if I look cool alone.

We should all look cool.

- Of course. - And Director Kim.

You should watch your temper during this season.

I'm not asking for a lot. I'm just asking...

for one condition.

Condition?

What?

(Restricted for everyone except Eom Da Da)

I stayed in bed late after such a long time.

What are you doing here?

What was that?

Did you sleep well, Girlfriend?

Here. It's your morning coffee.

You certainly woke me up.

From now on, instead of using highly energy-consuming electronics,

use my electric abilities.

I even saved 2000W, which is 3 cents, to make this coffee.

And according to your taste,

I added plenty of sugar.

- Didn't I do well? - You're just like Pikachu.

No. You're Ninekachu.

Ninekachu?

Thinking that I saved 3 cents...

makes it more delicious.

Are we becoming rich at this rate?

What?

Why are you smiling again?

We must become rich.

We...

The weather is great.

It's such a waste to stay at home.

Girlfriend.

We must leave immediately.

Our primary goal today...

is this.

(Bean sprouts)

All of this is for you to save money.

We can't exceed our budget,

so we shouldn't be seduced by other things.

Trust me.

Okay. I understand.

And I usually don't buy things out of impulse.

Hurry, Girlfriend. We're in a rush.

That's it.

(Limited sale)

Can't you see that I grabbed it first?

I'm sorry, but I grabbed it 0.012 seconds faster.

I see.

You're so precise.

Thank you for yielding.

No. I thank you.

Goodbye.

(Bean sprouts)

You're so impressive.

I mean, is your face a weapon?

A weapon?

My face isn't sharp.

Girlfriend. The bean sprouts weigh 604g.

4g more than it says. It's good.

Good.

My favourite snacks.

No. No impulse buying.

My favourite spicy ramyeon.

No, Girlfriend.

My favourite donuts.

- Sorry. - But...

Buy 1 and get 1 free. It's a special sale.

- I'll take one. - Me too.

Should I get one too?

Girlfriend.

It might sound like it's cheap,

but the price per gram went from 1.18 to 1.24 cents.

It's actually more expensive.

Don't ever fall for it, Girlfriend. Trust me.

- That's right. - It's so expensive.

You know I gave you a good spot, don't you?

Yes.

And that you must sell out today?

Of course I know that. Don't worry.

Aren't you tired, sir?

Take this.

I'll take this,

but if you don't sell out today, you go out.

Okay.

I can't stand that jerk.

I wish you choke on that drink.

Why are you standing here?

Girlfriend. Why does that woman...

smile at someone's face then curse him as soon as he leaves?

That's what humans are like.

We must do that to survive.

If not, we'd die of fury and frustration.

What does that mean?

It's a bit complicated,

but that's a way of life for humans.

That's all you need to know. Come along now.

Ah Young's dad is still jobless and stays at home, right?

Yes. "He helps out at home" is just an excuse.

He practically leeches off his wife.

Ah Young's mom doesn't show it, but she must be so upset.

I know. He's young, isn't he?

And he loiters at home with no job?

I couldn't stand that.

I'd never live with a baeksu.

Who would?

It's a disgrace. Let's go.

Girlfriend.

We should go.

What's wrong? You don't look happy.

It's nothing.

Let's go and pay.

How are sales today?

Very good. I'll sell out today.

- You sold a lot? - You bet I did.

- What's this? - What lunatic did this?

It wasn't me. It really wasn't me.

What happened?

I've never left the supermarket with just one bag.

The total you saved from not impulse buying...

is 134 dollars and 89 cents.

Because you kept taking things out of my hands.

Hey, this is...

We don't have to scrimp on your snacks.

Really? These are my favourites.

Thanks, I'll enjoy these.

I'll eat it when I'm low on sugar.

Girlfriend. What is a "baeksu"?

A "baeksu"?

Why do you ask about that?

I'd like to know if it's that bad a thing to be.

A "baeksu".

There are different kinds of baeksu.

There's voluntary and involuntary.

A voluntary baeksu is a person who eats but doesn't work.

An involuntary baeksu is a person who eats but doesn't work...

despite not wanting to do so.

But in the end, both are tough.

Then what am I?

A born baeksu?

Do you not want to live with a jobless boyfriend too?

Well, it would be tough.

But right now, I'm without work as well.

I'm hungry. Let's go home.

The director?

- Hello? - Come to the TV station now.

- Now? - Hurry.

Okay.

What was that?

Girlfriend, is something wrong?

I have to go to the TV station.

Can I come too?

No. Only authorized personnel are allowed inside.

"Authorized personnel"?

You need a related job to get in.

A born baeksu can't get in.

I'm busy and must go. You go home first.

- We're over here. - Hey.

Hi, Da Da.

What's the occasion? Why did he call us?

I don't know.

He used to want to chew you out.

Did we mess up somehow?

I don't know. I hope this isn't bad.

Ms. Eom?

You look like you're doing pretty good these days.

What?

Not so long ago,

you were so depressed. It was as if...

you carried the world on your shoulders.

These days, your face is practically blooming.

Something's going on.

Right? She looks strange, right?

You looked half-dead,

but now you're bright and shiny.

And wearing a ring.

No, it's not like that.

Hey! Da Da.

She's using her phone without gloves.

Is this for real?

- You're right. - Are you okay now?

Are you healed of breaking electrical appliances?

This is so moving.

That can't be.

- I'm so moved. - Hey.

Hello.

- Hello. - Hello.

Are you surprised I called?

I didn't think I'd see you again.

Director, can I ask what this is about?

So, you know we start production of season two...

of "Doctor AlphaGo" right away, right?

Yes, I heard about that.

Stay on for season two.

Us?

What? You don't want to work with me?

No, it's not that.

Then don't complain.

Season one was a hit, so we'll start right away.

Tomorrow, we'll have a brief concept meeting.

Shooting begins this month.

Do you have complaints?

- No. - No.

You don't get me, do you?

I don't understand the situation either.

This is all because of that great...

Oh, here comes the great guy.

The lead of season two.

[VIU Ver] SBS E11 'My Absolute Boyfriend' "Wang Joon Wants Her Back" -♥ Ruo Xi ♥-

Excuse me.

- Yes? - Why not come inside...

and look at the new car?

It's a great ride.

You can pay it off in 108 monthly instalments.

Sir.

Would you like to take part in our event?

Your event?

It's to celebrate the release of the new model.

Just one first prize winner...

will win a new car.

(Darts)

(Is this for real? A cool new drive)

Welcome.

(Speed 180km per hour)

(Wind speed 2m per second)

(Width 0.7cm)

(A cool new drive)

(Probability 1 out of 8209)

(With your lovely girlfriend)

What a pity.

Just this bit more, and you'd have won a new car.

(Han River Tour)

No.

This is what I wanted all along.

We meet again.

What's going on?

You died at the end of season one.

- How come... - How do you think?

Hey, I'm Ma Wang Joon.

Nothing's impossible.

Did you read the script?

There's lots of special effect makeup.

Eom Da Da.

We have to work together again.

Are you back to being my staff...

and my person now?

Eom Da Da.

Let's eat out tonight.

- What? - The Cheongdam-dong...

restaurant we frequented.

8pm. How's that?

No. That won't happen.

I'm busy.

There's something I want to say.

It's the last favour I'll ask.

I'll wait until you come.

Don't bother.

I won't be there.

I'll wait.

Hey. I said I won't be there.

Ma Wang Joon.

Why are you doing this to me?

Girlfriend.

What are you doing here?

I came to get you.

I also have a present for you.

A present?

Ta-Da.

Tickets to a cruise?

Where'd you get it?

Well? Do you like it?

I took part in some roadside event,

- and I won that. - You won it?

That's incredible.

I've never been on the Han River cruise.

Really? Then the ride with me will be your first.

It's for 8pm today.

8pm?

Yes, 8pm.

We'll be just on time if we leave now.

What's the matter, Girlfriend?

Do you have plans for 8pm?

No. Let's go.

Ma Wang Joon.

We're here.

Okay.

There's a character meeting tomorrow.

I'll pick you up at 7am.

The flower box.

Shouldn't we alert the police?

I'll deal with it.

And Da Da? When will you tell her?

This evening.

This evening?

Are you sure?

It's bothering me too much.

I feel that...

Da Da and I might really drift apart.

Will you get back with her again?

Then why did you break up in the first place?

Because I was a coward.

That's why.

I won't hide anymore.

See you.

Bye.

Get some sleep.

Ma Wang Joon.

I just don't get you.

Girlfriend.

That must be what we'll ride.

Let's hurry. We must board by 7:50pm.

We're here. We're going inside.

Are you excited?

What? Sorry, I didn't hear you.

We're going inside.

(With your lovely girlfriend. The cruise of love)

There's something I want to say.

I'll wait until you come.

I'm sorry, but something urgent came up.

I won't be long.

What is it? Are you okay, Girlfriend?

I'm really sorry.

I'll be right back.

Zero Nine.

Zero Nine.

I must go to Zero Nine.

I can't even go to the hospital because I'll get chased.

I should really look out for cars.

Zero Nine.

Gosh, I'm dizzy. Wait a moment.

Gosh, I'm so dizzy.

Gosh, I'm dizzy.

No. Don't get closer.

Don't get closer.

What was that? Did I just hit someone?

What?

Is he a homeless?

Hey.

Hey. Wake up.

Gosh, my batteries.

What should I do?

A hospital.

Let's go to a hospital.

Hey.

Let's go to the hospital first.

This is driving me crazy. Why is this happening?

Where was the hospital near here?

I'll take you to a hospital soon, okay?

Are you listening to me?

I can't go to a hospital.

I'll get chased.

I can't go to a hospital.

Hey, you surprised me, you jerk.

- Don't curse at me. - Hey, stay down or be awake.

- Even my mom doesn't curse at me. - Do only one at a time, you jerk.

You're ridiculous.

Hello?

What?

Okay. Where was it?

What brings you here, ma'am?

What? Well, wasn't someone here?

I'm sorry,

but we can't reveal customers who reserve private rooms.

I see.

Gosh, it's Ma Wang Joon.

- What should I do? - My goodness.

Where's Yeo Woong, a patient who came in earlier?

- Just a moment. - Just a moment.

- Search quickly. - My goodness.

Wang Joon.

What happened?

How did you drive to get into such an accident?

But this homeless man suddenly jumped into the road.

What?

Then did you hit this man?

No, I didn't hit him. I almost hit him.

It's not that serious either.

Is it your first day to drive?

Why are you so clumsy? I...

Do you know how worried I was?

My gosh. It seems like you were worried after all.

Of course.

What if I was riding the car behind you? What would've happened?

I...

I'm the Korean wave star, Ma Wang Joon.

How could a manager care for someone else...

if she can't even care for herself?

Of course.

You're Ma Wang Joon.

Right.

But didn't you say you were meeting Da Da earlier?

What happened? Did you meet her?

I'm sorry, ma'am. But it's past our last order.

I'm sorry.

I think something happened to my friend.

I'll get my things and leave soon.

Okay.

Yes, Da Da. I'm sorry.

Something urgent came up. Yeo Woong suddenly...

There's no need to be sorry.

There's no need to be sorry.

What do you mean?

I didn't go there.

And I'll never go to you even in the future.

Da Da.

I can clearly see it now.

I was so foolish.

- What? - And do me a favour.

I hope we don't meet each other on the site as much as possible.

I'll hang up now.

(Real Special Effects Makeup)

Hey.

Hey.

Could it be? Is he still...

(Episode 12 will air shortly.)

He can't be still...

(Episode 12)

Excuse me, sir.

I'm sorry, but it's our closing time.

We have to ask you to leave.

But Girlfriend hasn't arrived yet.

I see.

I'm really sorry, but we're closed.

So you won't be able to ride the cruise ship.

I have to wait here.

I told you, we're closing.

(Love Cruise Ship)

You're such a weirdo.

You should...

Girlfriend!

Well, good night...

weirdo... I mean, sir.

Why were you still waiting for me?

We were supposed to ride the cruise ship today.

Besides, you said you'd be back.

I know I did,

but how could you wait even after closing time?

You're supposed to go home if the person doesn't come back...

even after a few hours!

Are you stupid?

Why are you so foolish?

I thought you cost 10 million dollars.

Why don't you act like it then?

But...

we could've missed each other on the way.

Are you mad because of me, Girlfriend?

I'm really sorry.

You're the one...

who's supposed to be mad right now.

You're supposed to ask me...

why I was so late...

and why I didn't keep my word, and get mad at me!

That's the way it's supposed to be.

You may have been a bit late,

but you did come back.

I'm sorry.

I really am.

Don't worry, Girlfriend.

It's all right.

It's all right.

Maybe he's a homeless person?

He doesn't look that desperate though.

He even looks well-educated in some ways.

- Hey, Yeo Woong. - Oh, sir.

Hello.

You should've been more careful. Just look at you.

I'm sorry.

You're going to consider it an industrial accident, right?

Just don't get hospitalized, okay?

Yes, sir.

How are we going to get Wang Joon to his shoots without you?

No one's going to want to deal with his temper.

What are you looking at me for?

You know how he is.

He's going to throw a fit if you get a temp.

- I think you should take over. - Me?

He doesn't even listen to me.

You want me to deal with that temper? I can't do that!

That's why you have to do it. You're the best we've got.

I can't do it.

I won't do it! No way!

- Sir. - Yes?

Good luck.

Excuse me, I think we need to see you for a minute.

How could this happen?

What do you mean, "The patient disappeared"?

He was right here,

but he disappeared while I went to fetch the X-ray results.

He's not even feeling well. Why would he escape?

Is he some kind of spy?

Gosh...

I barely avoided the truck, and a van comes at me.

What's wrong with my life?

Someone help me! Please!

- What happened? - It was a car accident.

This way, ma'am.

Who was that woman?

Did she save me?

I can't go find Young Gu looking like this.

How are you doing, Young Gu?

I mean, Zero Nine?

Have you cooked up some kind of feast?

Bean sprouts soup?

I made it from the bean sprouts we got at the store.

I added a lot of chilli powder and made it taste spicy.

Spicy food is great for relieving stress.

I love this.

It's so stress-relieving.

Eat up and cheer up, Girlfriend.

Okay.

And...

this is dessert.

I learned the term "Spicy and sweet" at the supermarket earlier.

I heard humans tend to crave something sweet...

after they eat spicy food.

This is a perfect full-course meal.

Let's have a taste.

Eating something sweet after having something spicy is really the best.

Thank you for this.

What should we do tomorrow, Girlfriend?

Is there anywhere you'd like to go?

I need to go to the broadcasting station tomorrow...

for a meeting.

I thought you were out of work for the time being.

Well, the thing is,

I suddenly got offered to work on a new drama.

Really? That's great.

I'm not sure if it's a good thing or not.

But I'm still going to do it.

I'm not going to avoid it, and I'm not going to run away.

What are you doing?

This was on your hair.

I'm upset that those tickets ended up going to waste.

They were free tickets.

Yes, I know. I really wanted to ride the cruise.

We can go see it.

Let's go.

Ta-Da. What do you think? Isn't it pretty?

It's a small cruise.

Did you make it yourself?

Yes, I did.

I made it when I was really young, so my dad helped me out a lot.

Girlfriend, this boat is really cute and pretty.

Thank you.

To be honest, when I made this,

it was the first time my dad told me...

that I'm good at doing stuff with my hands.

Although it can't really sail across the sea...

or actually float on the river.

Follow me. I'll make it float on water.

How are you going to do that?

Ta-Da.

Gosh, it really looks like it's floating.

It's so cool.

I'm sorry.

It would've been nice if we actually got on that cruise.

No, it's okay. This is enough for me.

I get to be with you.

You really are so giving.

I was so mean to you,

but you're still so kind to me like a fool.

Of course.

It's because I love you.

The colour of the jewel here will show how you feel.

The pink light...

means you feel love.

Girlfriend, is something wrong?

This is weird.

I think it's broken.

- No, it's not broken... - No.

It's broken.

Girlfriend.

I... I don't love you.

I just like the fact...

that you're always next to me when I'm going through a hard time.

So you should stop being nice to me.

I don't think I can love someone anymore,

and I don't want to get hurt from love anymore.

So...

you should stop liking me.

(Doctor AlphaGo Season 2)

(Doctor AlphaGo Season 2)

(AlphaGo played by Ma Wang Joon)

(AlphaGo played by Ma Wang Joon)

[VIU Ver] SBS E12 'My Absolute Boyfriend' "Where is My Toy?" -♥ Ruo Xi ♥-

Diana, it's time for you to go to bed.

Ran.

Do you remember?

Pardon?

Do you remember why I don't like humans?

Is it because people lie?

Bingo

But the thing is, those guys lied to me.

Yes, but machines, you see.

You never know when and how they will malfunction in what way.

When humans lie, it shows.

When I see people who lie, I feel the urge to scold them.

Why didn't you say anything right away?

Because it's more fun to torture them very slowly.

Diana.

But Ran,

if what they said was a lie, what do you think happened...

to my toy?

Should I look into it?

No.

Let's hold a surprise party.

Sir! Sir!

What is it?

Right now...

- Did you find Zero Nine? - No, outside, there's...

We're in trouble.

Hello.

Surprise! I came to check for myself.

What... What's going on?

Where's my toy?

Is it in there?

Excuse me, Diana. You should go back.

It's against the company rules...

to show you a product that's still being developed.

Wrong answer.

"Yes, I will show you the product."

That's the correct answer.

Move.

It must be in here.

I'm so excited.

Open it.

- I can't do that. - I'm so curious. Open it.

You may be our client, but it's still against the rules.

Are you kidding me right now?

Open it right now.

Ran.

- Please remove your hand. - But...

My gosh!

Wait. Please... Please take a look at the screen.

Please take a look at this.

We used the photo of the boy you sent us...

and created a simulation to predict how he'd look as an adult.

It's a very delicate process,

so please understand the fact that we're behind on schedule.

We're currently in the process of redeeming all the flaws...

you found on Zero Seven.

Accepted.

We haven't completed the face yet, so I can't show it to you right now.

But instead, this will show you the details of the product.

We'll do our best to deliver it to you as soon as possible.

Tick, tock, tick, tock.

Pardon?

It's the sound of the clock ticking.

If you fail to meet the promised schedule...

Keep up the good work, you liars.

Diana, let's go.

- Is she gone? - Yes, she's gone.

I thought I was going to suffocate.

I really can't get used to her.

She's like a bright lunatic.

But she's creepy at the same time.

Sir, I feel like we'll be in big trouble...

if we fail to find Zero Nine.

I think we're already in big trouble.

What are you doing here?

Girlfriend.

I was waiting for you so I could take you to your workplace.

No, it's okay. I can go by myself.

I'll see you.

Why? I'll take you there, Girlfriend.

Hey.

Are you seriously fine?

What? What do you mean?

After having heard all those things I said to you last night,

you should be angry with me, avoiding me,

or pushing me away.

That's what a normal person would do.

I'm not angry.

I don't want to avoid you.

I don't want to push you away either.

It doesn't matter if you don't like me.

I'll be the one to love you.

I was born to do that.

So let me go with you, Girlfriend.

I'll take you to your workplace.

I guess this is...

what he'd look like right now.

What did you say, Diana?

No, it's nothing.

I'll take your bag.

It's okay.

Hey.

How much further are you going to escort me?

What?

I'll take you inside.

I already told you.

Only employees are allowed inside.

This is enough.

Hurry on home. I have to go anyway.

All right...

- Ma Wang Joon! - You're so handsome!

- You're so handsome! - I love you, Ma Wang Joon!

Thank you.

They're so thoughtless.

Here, can you at least take half?

I'm your boss, you know.

- And I'm an actor. - What?

Don't slack off if you're here as my manager.

You're not even good at driving.

Hey, this is really heavy...

That rude brat! Did he wake up on the wrong side of the bed today?

I have to keep up with this for a month?

Fine, I'll humour you just for today.

Gosh...

I can't even...

Hey...

I'm sorry, sir. I really am.

What's up with that aura?

Is he a rookie actor?

What are you doing back there?

What?

What?

What's that fool doing there?

Gosh...

What's this? Can you get that for me?

I think he dropped it.

What is it?

(Love Cruise Ship Ticket, 8pm)

It's expired.

I guess he doesn't need it.

(Love Cruise Ship Ticket, 8pm)

Eom Da Da...

Is this why you didn't show up...

yesterday?

Hey, you.

Let's have a word.

You know me, don't you?

We've already met.

Yes, I do. You're Ma Wang Joon.

What did you want from me?

I wanted to ask you something.

What's up with these tickets? Is it yours?

Yes, it is.

Did you...

go here with Da Da yesterday?

Yes, I went with her.

So you really did go and play with a boat?

"Play with a boat"?

- Ta-Da! - What's this?

Gosh, it really looks like it's floating.

It's so cool.

Yes, we did. Yesterday.

All right.

You may go now.

Please give me back the tickets.

It's something I value, regarding Girlfriend.

Here.

No one dares to take the place as Ma Wang Joon's manager?

Can't you find anyone who's bold enough?

I'll pay well, so look harder!

One moment.

Can I help you?

Girlfriend!

You're still here?

I told you, you're not allowed in here.

I have a job now.

Sorry?

I can stay with you all day now.

I'm going to be a manager.

A manager?

Yes.

Who's manager?

Mine.

Ma Wang Joon's manager?

(My Absolute Boyfriend)

What if you get caught?

I'll be careful not to get caught.

Please, Girlfriend.

Eom Da Da.

I'm going to spill the beans and harass you.

Don't go out and stay put! Keep out of trouble!

Perfect. I approve.

Da Da doesn't like you.

She just needs someone.

Girlfriend is by my side, not yours.

Why you...

I can't stand you anymore. Follow me outside.

- Hey! - What's going on?

What did you do?

Eom Da Da, do you really like that fool?

Eom Da Da!