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[Quill sighs]
I have never been so glad
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to see a giant, severed head
in all my life.
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Got that right, Quill.
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Bad enough the whole galaxy
thought we were dead.
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Now the d'ast Nova Corps
is trying to make it happen
for real.
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Which might have something to do
with the fact that Nova Prime
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has been replaced
by an evil robot.
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Welcome, Peter Quill
Who Is Also Called Star-Lord.
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It is good to be seeing you
mostly in one piece.
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You wouldn't believe
the week we're having, Cosmo.
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Cosmo believe,
because Cosmo read
Guardians' minds.
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But please not to worry.
Guardians are safe
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from no-goodniks
here in Knowhere.
[beeping]
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Would these "no-goodniks"
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include the woman
currently attempting
to break into our ship?
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[Gamora]
Quill, Rocket,
shake her off, now!
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[growls]
[engine sputtering]
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We're trying, Gamora,
but somebody
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decided to improve the controls
when they repaired the ship!
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[beeps]
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And why the flarg
did you install these lights?
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I am Groot.
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Great.
Now, if the crazy lady
breaks in,
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we can offer her
a nice suntan!
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[Guardians yell]
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Groot, which one
is the "save our butts" button?
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[grunting]
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[grunts]
[beeps]
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Uh, Cosmo, good news.
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We are definitely
gonna make it to the hangar.
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Bad news: we are definitely
gonna crash.
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Okay, everybody hang on.
I'm gonna try to steer us a path
far away from civilians.
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[Rocket]
Yeah. How's that
working out for ya?
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[sighs]
[Quill]
Seriously?
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Well, we shook off
the mystery intruder,
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the ship's in one piece--
mostly--
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and no one got hurt.
I'm calling this a win.
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Says the guy who don't
gotta fix nothin'.
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We're not
in the clear yet.
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Personal cloaking technology
doesn't come cheap,
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which means that intruder
is definitely coming back.
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Relax. That's what we have
a psychic Russian dog for.
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Hey, Cosmo, you think
you could be a good boy
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and help us figure out
who's trying to destroy us?
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[Cosmo]
Many, many peoples
wants to destroy Guardians.
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Come to Continuum Cortex
and Cosmo will help
narrow down, yeah?
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[chattering]
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[Gamora]
Stick together
and don't draw any attention.
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Anyone here could be a rat
for Nova Prime.
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Metaphorical rat.
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Ah.
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[chattering continues]
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I am Groooot.
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Ah! You lost
your button-pushing privileges
back on the ship.
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I am Groot!
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Oh, flarg.
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Uh, hey, guys?
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I hate to break it to ya,
but the intruder we lost
ain't stayin' lost.
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She's right behind us.
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Then let's deal with her
while we have
the element of surprise.
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I am Groot!
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[grunts]
Now!
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[grunting]
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[yells, grunts]
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[grunts, groans]
[yells]
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Trust me,
you don't wanna do this.
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[Quill]
Thing is, we don't trust you.
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[grunts]
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So we do wanna do this.
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Groot!
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I am Groot.
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Groot! No!
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[grunts]
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[Guardians grunting]
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[blows landing]
[Guardians grunting]
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[singsongy]
I am Groot.
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[moans]
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And the lady behind
cloak number one is...
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An Asgardian Valkyrie?
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This day just got
infinitely worse.
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Incorrect.
It was always this bad.
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We were simply unaware of it.
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Ignorance is bliss.
And right now,
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so is a point-blank
blaster shot.
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Whoa! Guys!
Did I miss something?
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Asgardians are our friends.
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Valkyries aren't
anyone's friends.
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They're Asgard's
most lethal warriors.
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A handful of them can destroy
entire planets.
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There are worlds
where even seeing a Valkyrie
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is considered an omen
of complete destruction.
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[Rocket]
So, what kind of omen is it
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when one of them grabs you
by the leg?!
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[Guardians grunt, yell]
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You, here, now!
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Yeah, no, thanks.
Gotta go!
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[panting]
[object shatters]
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Sorry! I'll pay for that!
I mean, I won't, but...
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[grunting]
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[bystanders murmuring]
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[object shatters]
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Oh! Hey, that's a good deal.
[yells]
[clattering]
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[sighs] Guys,
I'm pretty sure I lost her,
so you're welcome.
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[yells]
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J'Que?
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Aw, co--
Listen, I can't deal
with my tab right now.
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I've got bigger things
to worry about than units.
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Oh, this ain't about units,
Quill.
[whimpers]
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What? Since when?
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Whoa!
[grunts]
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Wait a minute,
suddenly buff person
with anger issues.
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[growling]
J'Que, you been hanging out
with Nova Prime lately?
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[grunts]
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[chuckles]
Uhh...
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[grunts]
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Here. Have a drink
on the house.
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Oops. Forgot to add ice.
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Oh! Star-Lord: one.
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Ugly robot imposter: zero.
[yells]
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[grunts]
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[laughing]
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Oh, um, did I say "ugly"?
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[Gamora]
Quill's not picking up his comm.
The Valkyrie must've caught him.
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The Valkyrie
did not catch him.
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How the flarg
do you know that?
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Because she is
right there.
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[chattering]
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Let's just focus
on finding Quill
before the Valkyrie does.
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[crackling]
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Perhaps J'Que
has seen him.
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Considering he's covered in ice,
I'd say he has,
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and not in a good way.
[yells]
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Hey, nobody
hurts Gammy!
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And nobody
hurts Quill but us!
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J'Que, what did
you do to Quill?
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[J'Que's voice]
I'd worry more about
what I'm gonna do
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[normal voice]
to you, Gamora.
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[gasps]
How many of you are there?
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More every day, sweetheart.
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There's about to be one less.
[grunts]
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[yells]
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Since when is she
on our side?
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If you wanna run away again,
I don't mind the workout.
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But you'll just make it harder
for me to protect you
from your real enemies.
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If you want to protect us,
why did you try
to break into our ship?
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Xandar is swarming
with Darkhawks.
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I thought you had been replaced,
until the big guy attacked.
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'Hawks don't fight their own.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Back up.
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What exactly are Darkhawks?
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A pain in the galaxy's
rear end.
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They're an army of robots
that can duplicate
anyone they touch.
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They tried to take over Asgard
centuries ago,
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but we banished them
to their own private realm.
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Oh, looks like a couple of 'em
managed to un-banish themselves.
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"A couple"? Try the entire
Galactic Council.
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They've all been
secretly replaced
by Darkhawks.
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If it is a secret,
how do you know?
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Because they tried
to replace Prince Thor.
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00:09:04,003 --> 00:09:06,808
Fortunately, his hammer
isn't just for decoration.
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Now Asgard shut its borders
to prevent
a Darkhawk infiltration.
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00:09:10,849 --> 00:09:13,152
So why come chasing
after us?
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I know.
You hardly seem
worth the effort.
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But I have orders from Thor
to bring you back.
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Although I could've sworn
there were five of you.
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Peter!
We have to find Quill.
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You three,
search the market.
I'll check Starlin's.
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I'm coming with you.
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Remember, anyone
could be a Darkhawk.
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So shoot first
and ask questions later.
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I am Groot.
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I do, too,
ask questions!
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You know, sometimes.
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So, what exactly
do I call you?
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Do Valkyries
even have names?
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Why don't you
just call me Val?
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O-kay, Val.
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You're a lot more casual
than most Asgardians I know.
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I dropped
the "verilys" a while ago.
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And you're not exactly
what I expected
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from "the Most Dangerous Woman
in the Galaxy."
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Care to find out
how dangerous I am?
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[grunts]
You stay away from her,
or I'll...
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do things to you...
that'll hurt!
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Stand down, Peter.
Val's with us.
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Oh, good, 'cause I was not
gonna win that fight.
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You won't believe this,
but I just fought two more
of those fake Nova Prime robots.
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Darkhawks.
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Uh, no,
they were pretty silver.
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At least the one who crushed
my Element Blasters was.
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Oh, and he stole
the other one!
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And my tape player!
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Or did I leave that
in my bunk?
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We'll look for it later.
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00:10:38,993 --> 00:10:40,629
Rocket, you can
call off the search.
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We found Quill.
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Uh, Gammy?
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00:10:43,567 --> 00:10:46,137
You sure about that?
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It's a Darkhawk!
Darkhawk!
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[together]
Wait! I'm not a Darkhawk!
You're a Darkhawk!
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00:10:53,215 --> 00:10:55,887
Oy. Like one Quill
wasn't bad enough.
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00:10:55,920 --> 00:10:59,660
Oh, come on, guys.
I don't look anything like that.
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Is that a chin?
It looks like a small shovel
is coming out of your face.
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00:11:03,198 --> 00:11:05,002
Oh, ha-ha, Robo-Quill.
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00:11:05,036 --> 00:11:07,039
You know what only
the real Quill would have?
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An Element Blaster!
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00:11:09,609 --> 00:11:11,245
Nice try, fake-y.
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00:11:11,278 --> 00:11:14,216
You may look like me,
but it's all just skin-deep.
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00:11:14,250 --> 00:11:17,355
Name the band
with the number one
hit single in 1986.
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00:11:17,388 --> 00:11:19,324
None of us know that.
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00:11:19,358 --> 00:11:22,396
Name the first song
we danced to.
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00:11:22,430 --> 00:11:25,836
Ha! "I'd Make it You,"
by Kirby Krackle.
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00:11:25,869 --> 00:11:27,371
Oh, that doesn't count.
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00:11:27,404 --> 00:11:29,675
It's the first song
I slow dance to with every gir--
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00:11:29,709 --> 00:11:31,913
I mean,
anyone could know that.
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[Valkyrie]
Including the imposter.
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Each Darkhawk
can only copy one person,
but the copy's perfect.
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They even duplicate
their victim's memories.
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You couldn't have
mentioned that before I
admitted to dancing with Quill?
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Had to find out
how dangerous you really were.
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00:11:48,406 --> 00:11:51,946
Anyway, the obvious solution
is we take them both down.
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00:11:51,979 --> 00:11:54,315
Not gonna happen.
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00:11:54,348 --> 00:11:57,253
So, you are sweet
on the Terran.
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00:11:57,286 --> 00:11:59,925
No, I'm stopping you
from violating
your own orders.
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00:11:59,959 --> 00:12:02,429
Thor told you to bring
the Guardians, remember?
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00:12:02,462 --> 00:12:04,632
Yeah, but he didn't say
how many.
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00:12:04,665 --> 00:12:07,337
And I won't open the Bifrost
to a Darkhawk.
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00:12:07,370 --> 00:12:09,340
Cosmo will find
the traitor.
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00:12:09,373 --> 00:12:11,443
He has an excellent
sense of smell.
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00:12:11,477 --> 00:12:15,951
Or he could use--
oh, I don't know--
his psychic powers?
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The choice is up to him.
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[Rocket]
So, what do you think
all these crates are for?
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00:12:27,302 --> 00:12:29,540
[Drax]
Storing things.
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00:12:29,573 --> 00:12:34,548
Ehh! What I meant was,
when did the pooch
become such a pack rat?
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00:12:34,581 --> 00:12:36,652
Doesn't matter.
What matters is--
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00:12:36,685 --> 00:12:39,256
[Cosmo]Finding which Quillis fake, da?
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00:12:40,724 --> 00:12:43,362
And Cosmowill be happy to help.
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00:12:44,498 --> 00:12:46,000
Wait a minute.
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00:12:46,034 --> 00:12:49,206
How come I ain't
hearing you in my mind?
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00:12:49,239 --> 00:12:50,908
You are correct, Rocket.
241
00:12:50,942 --> 00:12:53,512
I am hearing Cosmo's voice
in my ears!
242
00:12:53,545 --> 00:12:56,084
That's 'cause it ain't
Cosmo's voice.
243
00:12:56,117 --> 00:12:59,589
He's a krutackin' fake!
Bad dog!
244
00:12:59,622 --> 00:13:02,928
Stupid rodent should learnto be keeping muzzle shut.
245
00:13:02,962 --> 00:13:05,098
[growling]
246
00:13:05,131 --> 00:13:08,370
Cosmo will be happy
to quiet you.
247
00:13:13,779 --> 00:13:15,349
Back off,
fake Cosmo-bot!
248
00:13:15,381 --> 00:13:17,417
Sit! Heel!
249
00:13:17,452 --> 00:13:19,956
Hey!
250
00:13:19,990 --> 00:13:22,426
Darkhawks not take ordersfrom fleshlings.
251
00:13:22,460 --> 00:13:24,463
Order this!
252
00:13:29,071 --> 00:13:30,039
[grunts]
253
00:13:30,072 --> 00:13:32,810
[grunts]
[grunts]
254
00:13:32,844 --> 00:13:35,916
Aw, flarg.
255
00:13:37,450 --> 00:13:39,254
J'Que?
Da.
256
00:13:39,288 --> 00:13:42,393
All crateshold Knowhere citizens.
257
00:13:42,425 --> 00:13:44,229
[grunts]
258
00:13:44,262 --> 00:13:47,601
We replace key individualsin strategic locations,
259
00:13:47,634 --> 00:13:52,509
then send originalsback to Darkhawk realmthrough Continuum Cortex.
260
00:13:52,542 --> 00:13:56,649
Soon entire galaxywill be ruled by Darkhawks
261
00:13:56,683 --> 00:13:58,452
and never even know it.
262
00:14:04,462 --> 00:14:06,498
[grunts]
263
00:14:10,405 --> 00:14:11,606
[grunts]
264
00:14:11,640 --> 00:14:13,476
Drax will not
allow that to happen,
265
00:14:13,509 --> 00:14:16,816
nor will he allow you to capture
a former employer
266
00:14:16,849 --> 00:14:18,552
who still owes him units!
267
00:14:18,585 --> 00:14:20,621
Ignore Guardians.
268
00:14:20,655 --> 00:14:22,392
They are unimportant.
269
00:14:22,425 --> 00:14:24,395
[together]
Who you calling unimportant?
270
00:14:24,428 --> 00:14:29,570
Okay, as Spartax prince,Peter Quillis somewhat important.
271
00:14:29,603 --> 00:14:32,475
But if Darkhawkcopies Valkyrie,
272
00:14:32,507 --> 00:14:35,413
Darkhawks will gain accessto Asgard.
273
00:14:35,446 --> 00:14:37,049
Now, fetch!
274
00:14:46,398 --> 00:14:49,169
[grunts]
You'll never reach Asgard.
275
00:14:49,202 --> 00:14:50,570
Not on my watch.
276
00:14:50,604 --> 00:14:52,673
Make that "our" watch.
277
00:14:52,708 --> 00:14:55,045
[grunts]
[grunts]
278
00:14:55,078 --> 00:14:58,384
Drax will watch as well.
[grunts]
279
00:14:58,418 --> 00:15:00,320
[grunts]
280
00:15:04,494 --> 00:15:06,663
[Guardians grunt]
281
00:15:08,133 --> 00:15:10,103
I am Groot.
282
00:15:10,136 --> 00:15:13,308
Why would I worry
about the crates?
I don't got friends on Knowhere.
283
00:15:13,341 --> 00:15:16,947
I am Groot.
So find a new fertilizer vendor!
284
00:15:16,980 --> 00:15:18,583
[grunts]
285
00:15:20,753 --> 00:15:22,290
[together]
Guys, you okay?
286
00:15:22,323 --> 00:15:24,093
Since when do you care,
fake Quill?
287
00:15:24,126 --> 00:15:26,096
Just so you know,
288
00:15:26,129 --> 00:15:29,734
helping us would go a long way
to proving which of you is real.
289
00:15:29,768 --> 00:15:33,108
I know, but I can't fight
a robot with my bare hands.
Right, other me?
290
00:15:33,141 --> 00:15:35,211
Other me?
291
00:15:36,612 --> 00:15:39,818
Little busy right now, human.
292
00:15:44,659 --> 00:15:46,829
[Guardians grunting]
293
00:15:54,075 --> 00:15:57,046
Ha! I knew
you were the fake!
294
00:15:57,080 --> 00:15:59,351
Well, of course you knew,
numbskull.
295
00:15:59,384 --> 00:16:02,722
You're the original.
Wha-- Aahh!
296
00:16:02,755 --> 00:16:05,360
Guardians will pleaseto stay out of way
297
00:16:05,394 --> 00:16:07,631
while Darkhawkscopy Valkyrie, da?
298
00:16:07,663 --> 00:16:09,267
Quill!
299
00:16:10,735 --> 00:16:13,706
I know, right?
[yells]
300
00:16:20,952 --> 00:16:22,888
Ugh.
301
00:16:22,922 --> 00:16:25,359
Okay, look,
I've got a plan.
302
00:16:25,393 --> 00:16:27,062
I just need you
to trust me.
303
00:16:27,095 --> 00:16:28,731
But we don't trust you.
304
00:16:28,765 --> 00:16:30,935
Rocket, I'm the real Quill.
305
00:16:30,968 --> 00:16:32,704
Exactly.
306
00:16:32,737 --> 00:16:34,675
Really? We're gonna
do this now?
307
00:16:34,708 --> 00:16:35,776
[grumbles]
308
00:16:35,809 --> 00:16:38,214
Always.
Never gets old.
309
00:16:43,323 --> 00:16:46,026
[computer trilling]
310
00:16:46,060 --> 00:16:51,803
Wait! If you let Val go,
the Prince of Spartax
will surrender.
311
00:16:51,836 --> 00:16:55,576
How very reasonable,Peter Quill.
312
00:16:55,610 --> 00:16:57,613
Please to finishcopying Valkyrie.
313
00:16:57,646 --> 00:16:59,882
Darkhawk Cosmo have this.
314
00:16:59,916 --> 00:17:01,885
Aah!
315
00:17:14,873 --> 00:17:17,845
Psych!
[grunts]
316
00:17:17,878 --> 00:17:19,949
You know what's a bummer
about being a robot?
317
00:17:19,982 --> 00:17:22,152
The whole made-of-metal part.
318
00:17:23,821 --> 00:17:25,558
[cries out]
319
00:17:33,405 --> 00:17:36,175
Don't move a servo.
320
00:17:41,150 --> 00:17:44,288
Maybe your boyfriend's
not useless after all.
321
00:17:44,323 --> 00:17:46,759
I wouldn't know.
I don't have one.
322
00:17:47,995 --> 00:17:49,764
Magnets. Seriously?
323
00:17:54,539 --> 00:17:57,310
[Rocket]
Lousy plan, Quill!
Wait. What?
324
00:17:57,344 --> 00:17:59,815
This is why we don't trust
the real you.
[growls]
325
00:17:59,847 --> 00:18:02,485
[Quill]
See, now, that's low.
What'd I ever do?
326
00:18:02,518 --> 00:18:04,855
Not much.
That's the problem.
327
00:18:04,888 --> 00:18:06,392
Seriously? You too?
328
00:18:06,425 --> 00:18:09,096
[grunting]
329
00:18:09,129 --> 00:18:11,934
Fine!
I'll show you "not much."
330
00:18:14,037 --> 00:18:16,541
Time to send you Darkhawks
back where you--
[blows landing]
331
00:18:16,575 --> 00:18:18,344
[Gamora grunting, laughing]
332
00:18:18,378 --> 00:18:21,717
Gamora, please, stop smiling
while you're beating up fake me.
333
00:18:21,751 --> 00:18:23,520
It's just really
creeping me out.
334
00:18:23,553 --> 00:18:26,457
[yells, grunts]
335
00:18:26,492 --> 00:18:29,262
[yells]
[Drax grunts]
336
00:18:32,100 --> 00:18:35,472
These trash cans are really
starting to get on my nerves!
337
00:18:40,113 --> 00:18:41,916
Huh?
[grunts]
338
00:18:41,949 --> 00:18:43,452
[yells]
I am Groot!
339
00:18:43,485 --> 00:18:46,792
[yells]
What? Some of my best friends
are trash cans.
340
00:18:48,326 --> 00:18:49,696
Huh?
341
00:18:51,131 --> 00:18:53,502
I am Groot!
342
00:18:53,536 --> 00:18:55,505
[yells]
343
00:18:57,341 --> 00:18:59,077
[thud]
344
00:18:59,111 --> 00:19:00,915
[grunts]
I will say,
345
00:19:00,947 --> 00:19:03,853
it's a lot easier
to tell you two a part.
346
00:19:03,886 --> 00:19:06,290
[yells, grunts]
347
00:19:07,725 --> 00:19:10,697
You're right.
Let's fix that.
348
00:19:11,732 --> 00:19:13,100
[yells]
[grunts]
349
00:19:13,134 --> 00:19:16,172
[Quills grunting]
350
00:19:16,206 --> 00:19:18,677
Quill!
351
00:19:24,753 --> 00:19:26,890
[Quills together]
No fair!
You ripped your clothes off!
352
00:19:26,923 --> 00:19:28,626
I didn't rip my clothes off.
You did.
353
00:19:28,659 --> 00:19:30,195
You've gotta be kidding.
354
00:19:30,229 --> 00:19:33,133
Gamora,
you have to get the fake
through the Cortex.
355
00:19:33,167 --> 00:19:34,904
Yeah. Him.
356
00:19:34,937 --> 00:19:37,508
No. Him!
357
00:19:37,541 --> 00:19:39,344
[Quills grunting]
[blows landing]
358
00:19:39,377 --> 00:19:40,679
Ughh!
359
00:19:40,713 --> 00:19:42,749
Come on, Gamora.
You know the real me.
360
00:19:42,782 --> 00:19:44,753
[grunting]
Which is me!
361
00:19:44,786 --> 00:19:47,892
Quick, what color are my eyes?
362
00:19:47,925 --> 00:19:49,360
Uh--
Yellow!
363
00:19:49,393 --> 00:19:51,497
Exactly.
364
00:19:51,531 --> 00:19:52,866
[grunts]
365
00:19:52,900 --> 00:19:54,167
[both grunt]
366
00:19:54,201 --> 00:19:57,106
But they are yellow!
367
00:19:58,073 --> 00:20:00,177
Quill, close it, now!
[grunts]
368
00:20:00,211 --> 00:20:02,415
[descending whirring]
369
00:20:06,588 --> 00:20:10,093
But... [stammers]
he was right
about your eyes.
370
00:20:10,127 --> 00:20:12,131
So, why'd you pick me?
371
00:20:12,164 --> 00:20:15,403
Because there's no way
the real you would remember
something like that.
372
00:20:15,436 --> 00:20:18,140
[yells]
[grunts]
373
00:20:18,173 --> 00:20:22,715
Pathetic fleshlingswill not be stoppingDarkhawk army.
374
00:20:22,748 --> 00:20:26,521
Darkhawks are destinedto rule all galaxy.
375
00:20:33,298 --> 00:20:35,168
Thank you.
376
00:20:35,201 --> 00:20:39,241
Anything to help
the Second Most Dangerous Woman
in the Galaxy.
377
00:20:39,275 --> 00:20:41,512
[Rocket]
Yeah, yeah, yeah. We get it.
You're both dangerous.
378
00:20:41,546 --> 00:20:44,618
Now, can we move it?
Asgard awaits.
379
00:20:44,651 --> 00:20:47,623
[weakly]
I am Groot.
380
00:20:47,656 --> 00:20:50,126
Heimdall, the Bifrost!
381
00:20:56,303 --> 00:20:58,841
[Quill]
Not until I get
all my stuff back.
382
00:21:06,020 --> 00:21:07,822
[Guardians yell]
383
00:21:12,229 --> 00:21:15,234
Valkyrie, you arrive
with our guests at last!
384
00:21:15,267 --> 00:21:17,738
We must make haste.
Prince Thor awaits
385
00:21:17,772 --> 00:21:20,342
the heroic
Guardians of the Galaxy.
386
00:21:20,375 --> 00:21:22,311
And you, Peter Quill.
387
00:21:22,345 --> 00:21:23,882
Thanks, Heimdall.
388
00:21:23,915 --> 00:21:26,887
Wait. What do you mean,
"And you, Peter Quill"?
389
00:21:26,920 --> 00:21:29,692
He just means you're
one of a kind, Peter...
390
00:21:29,725 --> 00:21:31,928
thankfully.
[angry groan]
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