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- Previously on "Good Girls"...
- I'm giving you the keys
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to the kingdom here.
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Kingdom's in your name.
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He took it back.
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I'm about to be arrested for murder!
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Hey, I don't work while I'm on vacation.
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That's what I am? Work?
Your money's cooked.
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The Feds know everything.
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I'm going to make it as easy
as possible for the kids.
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I need to protect my family.
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Do you still love each other?
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I found this thing online.
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We would rent a place
and the kids would stay here,
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and you and I would switch
off every couple of days.
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- Okay.
- How's it going with the sister?
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- Not in the Friend Zone.
- Already?
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You're FBI!
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- I love you.
- So what happens next?
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I'm sure you have
much bigger fish to fry
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- than a mother of four.
- Come on.
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You are way more than that.
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What's your angle here, man?
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Go on record saying you saw
Leslie Peterson's murder.
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How Beth Boland chopped him up.
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Is he going to take Daddy again?
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I'm still hoping we can work it out.
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- They're counterfeiters!
- If we dig deeper...
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You get motive for the murder too.
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You are ratting out a gang!
You think they're going to let you talk?
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You gotta disappear for good.
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I meant what I said.
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If it's not us, it'll be them.
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You'll get the other half when
we know you left the country.
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He was stealing from me, wasn't he?
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- I'm gonna kill him!
- It was an accident.
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She murdered him, Beth.
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What are we supposed to do with this?
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What color was Boomer's hair?
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- We call the cops.
- You want to explain
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that we dumped the wrong body?
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You rather get put away for
murdering a guy who's not dead?
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Thought you might want your key back.
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Annie Banannie.
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The croissants are filled
with chocolate-hazelnut,
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and that's streusel with Saigon cinnamon
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and burnt orange morning roll.
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No buckle?
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Not today.
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Don't be shy!
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Whenever you're ready, Mrs. Boland.
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My name is Elizabeth Irene Boland.
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And this is how I murdered
Leslie Peterson.
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Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx
www.addic7ed.com
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So who's the new manager?
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_
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Whoever it is, he's phoning it in.
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Nana got sold a yogurt from September.
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No way he's rotating the milk.
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We are being charged with
your murder, you piece of...
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Would anyone like a soft drink?
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Girls?
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- No, thank you.
- All good.
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I'll have a Tab.
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Oh.
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What are you doing?
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Calling the cops and telling
them that you're alive.
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- You can't do that.
- Watch.
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- They'll kill me.
- The cops?
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The gang!
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Screw this fool!
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You're gonna go in there,
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you're gonna show them
your new Flavor Savor,
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and you're gonna tell them
you've never been better.
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Oh. Oh yeah, okay.
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Yeah, 'cause we're not about
to go down for your sorry ass.
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Then I'll tell them about
the other sorry ass.
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What other sorry ass?
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The one in the trash bag.
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I'm gonna need a straw, Nana.
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I saw how you threw him
in the back of a minivan
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like a wet dog.
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How?
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I hid out behind Mary Pat's.
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Lived off the land.
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You can drink your own urine
till it's brown.
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You were like 100 yards from a 7-Eleven.
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They have cameras.
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I'm sorry. So that's your plan?
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You're gonna hole up
like Anne Frank up there
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for the rest of your life?
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No.
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There's a surgeon in Tampa.
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Does full facial reconstruction.
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He's the only guy Escobar
would ever use.
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It's like witness protection,
but only better.
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You know, I get a new face,
I get to start over.
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That's...
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the dumbest thing I've ever heard.
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I want my life back, okay?
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You know, whatever. What do you care?
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Thank you.
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How much?
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All of it.
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Nose, cheekbones, jaw.
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Nana, get my vision board.
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Which one? The girls or the cards?
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The face one.
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How much does it cost?
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No!
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- You couldn't afford it.
- Neither can you.
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We are not going down this road again.
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We're gonna buy him a new face
and he's going to ghost us.
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Again.
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First you show cops old face.
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First you show me money.
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Well, who are you even going for?
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Rupert Grint.
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The ginger from Harry Potter?
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Yes, the doctor said he's
closest to my bone structure.
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You know what? It's not that far off.
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Where is she with
the vision board? Nana!
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Jesus.
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Hi.
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Hey.
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How are you?
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What's going on?
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Your neighbors said you moved out.
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Yeah, something like that.
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Where'd you go this time?
Epcot? Six Flags?
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What do you want, Elizabeth?
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I need some money again.
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I gave you the keys to the kingdom.
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I know.
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But you didn't want them.
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If I could ask anyone but you, I would.
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I'm in real trouble, all right?
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That Fed's got
a real hard-on for you, huh?
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Not the good kind.
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Thing is, I'm a little dry
right now. You know how it is.
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What are you doing?
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What do you mean?
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I mean, right now. What are you doing?
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Nothing.
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Just getting my hair cut.
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Don't.
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- What?
- Don't cut it.
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It's just a little trim.
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I like pushing it out of your face.
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Yeah, just like that.
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Ha, you got me.
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So listen, I wish I could help.
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You could.
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You choose not to.
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Ah, don't be like that, Elizabeth.
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Like a toddler playing with his food,
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the orca tosses the seal pup
high into the air
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before devouring him,
and what began as...
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Turner's got a warrant.
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How long?
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48 hours.
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Let's get out of here.
Let's just go right now.
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- I have a son.
- So just bring him!
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He has a dad.
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When it goes down, I got...
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I got to do my job.
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Do you want to make cookies?
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What?
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Never done it.
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Yeah, why not?
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It's a suicide mission.
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It worked.
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So this guy would go
to a bar, order a beer,
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order lunch like a burger,
awesome blossom, whatever
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and then he would take a coaster,
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put it on the top of his glass
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like he was going to
the bathroom or something.
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Excuse me! I'm sorry.
Could we get some ketchup?
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Then he would rob the place,
come back with a bag of cash,
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enjoy the game and, like,
finish his lunch.
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Stupid is what it is.
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It's kind of a perfect alibi.
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Not if he was on "20/20"
talking about how he got caught.
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What do you want to do?
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Call the cops on
that weasely little bitch.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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Okay and then he, um,
tells 'em about Jeff
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and they dig him out of my front yard.
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We do this, we're straight up hoodlums.
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I hear you, but Jeff...
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It's insane!
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Thank you.
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Jeff.
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We didn't kill him.
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Excuse me. I'm sorry.
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Can we also get a side of ranch?
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Ooh, yes. Ranch.
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Thanks.
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But Turner will make it
look like we did.
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Couple of cameras, one security guard.
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Everybody is old.
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I'm not talking Liam Neeson old,
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I'm talking, like, Benjamin Button old.
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I mean, like, little.
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Like I mean I could take them, you know?
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Honestly, I'm not sure
why we waited so long.
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Who's winning?
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This one's for friendship,
that one's for cooking.
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- What's happening?
- That one's for navigation.
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I FaceTime'd your mother.
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And this one's for service.
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Why would you do that?
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I want them to know her more.
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You feeling okay, babe?
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You're facing three to five.
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Okay, but they still got you.
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Tomorrow, I'm robbing a bank.
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All children! Please
report to the dance floor!
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All children to the dance floor, please!
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- What's going on?
- Making moments, kid.
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Can't we do it in the morning?
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If you plan it, it's not a moment! Duh!
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Now I'm gonna need you to get
up and shake some booty!
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Let's go!
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I got to pay that little dick off.
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- Ruby.
- Or get life for killing him.
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- Ruby...
- Or life for dumping a body,
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dragging it all over town
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and using it to mulch
my girl's flower bed.
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Yeah, but if you kick in the bank part
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then you're gonna get life plus 20.
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They got warrants, Stan.
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So it's got two closets so we
can both keep some stuff there.
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It's kind of all we can afford,
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but I... I think it's going help
it feel normal for the kids.
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It reminds me of our old
place in Hamtramck.
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With the linoleum?
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Do you remember that the hallway
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always smelled like pierogis?
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Oh God, what was that about?
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It was terrible. Like pierogis 24/7.
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I think it was a candle or something.
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Candle? Who does that?
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Nobody has ever wanted
that smell ever. Ugh!
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I know, but every night.
Every night, pierogis.
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Terrible. I like pierogis.
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I love pierogis.
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Oh, my God.
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What happened to us?
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Which one?
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First Detroit.
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Warren and Brush.
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All right, do it at 2:00.
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Why?
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Uh, shift change. Less cops there.
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Excuse me. Hi, um,
they're in the bathroom
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but, um, I can order.
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Um, she's going to have
the black bean burger,
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and she'll have the chicken quesadilla.
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Our kingdom is fully stocked
and ready to serve your needs.
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We offer wholesale pricing.
So why sleep like a pauper
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when you can sleep like a king?
263
00:15:57,765 --> 00:15:59,732
Come visit Detroit's
premiere mattress store
264
00:15:59,757 --> 00:16:01,913
and we'll give you the keys
to the kingdom.
265
00:16:14,969 --> 00:16:17,538
So if I'm depositing checks and cash,
266
00:16:17,563 --> 00:16:19,499
- do I list it separate?
- I'm not sure.
267
00:16:19,532 --> 00:16:21,668
Or is it just, like, one total?
268
00:16:21,701 --> 00:16:22,769
I wouldn't know.
269
00:16:22,810 --> 00:16:24,901
Don't you work here?
270
00:16:40,022 --> 00:16:42,922
Come on, come on, come on,
come on, come on.
271
00:16:42,965 --> 00:16:45,658
So you put the subtotal right here.
272
00:16:45,691 --> 00:16:47,193
Mmm. Mm-hmm.
273
00:16:47,226 --> 00:16:48,629
See?
274
00:17:03,715 --> 00:17:05,483
Don't!
275
00:17:09,511 --> 00:17:10,775
And how would you like this?
276
00:17:10,830 --> 00:17:12,965
Two 5s and a 10, please.
277
00:17:12,990 --> 00:17:15,393
Don't forget my sucker.
278
00:17:15,893 --> 00:17:18,096
Purple flavor, please.
279
00:17:20,899 --> 00:17:23,101
Thank you.
280
00:17:26,438 --> 00:17:28,093
- Take care.
- Okay.
281
00:17:52,900 --> 00:17:55,970
It's like $400 cashmere.
282
00:17:57,436 --> 00:17:59,571
All in my name.
283
00:17:59,603 --> 00:18:00,773
Why?
284
00:18:01,806 --> 00:18:04,576
Think I can take some for Stan?
285
00:18:06,076 --> 00:18:08,680
So where is he?
286
00:18:11,850 --> 00:18:13,686
Who is he?
287
00:18:18,590 --> 00:18:20,726
It's not Photoshopped.
288
00:18:20,758 --> 00:18:21,826
Where is it?
289
00:18:21,860 --> 00:18:23,896
Dequinder and McNichols.
290
00:18:25,063 --> 00:18:27,699
- Where?
- In a storage unit.
291
00:18:37,141 --> 00:18:39,076
Nobody's gonna low five you, dick.
292
00:18:39,110 --> 00:18:40,978
Give me the key.
293
00:18:41,012 --> 00:18:42,727
After you go in to the cops.
294
00:18:42,752 --> 00:18:44,102
- Oh, I'll go in.
- Yeah, you will.
295
00:18:44,127 --> 00:18:46,141
- After I get the key.
- We're not doing that again.
296
00:18:46,166 --> 00:18:48,344
- Okay, well, then deal's off.
- Then you don't get your money.
297
00:18:48,369 --> 00:18:49,922
- Oh yeah, I do.
- Nuh-uh.
298
00:18:49,947 --> 00:18:51,205
- Uh-huh.
- How's that?
299
00:18:51,230 --> 00:18:53,707
Ever watch "Storage Wars"?
300
00:18:54,493 --> 00:18:56,495
You'll be in jail, you won't make rent,
301
00:18:56,527 --> 00:18:58,377
all this will go to auction,
302
00:18:58,402 --> 00:19:00,198
and I'll get it for less
than you bitches will pay
303
00:19:00,232 --> 00:19:01,901
hustling smokes in the yard.
304
00:19:05,709 --> 00:19:07,778
Okay, wait, wait. Just wait.
305
00:19:07,803 --> 00:19:11,476
Uh, Nana? 86 the milk,
company's leaving.
306
00:19:11,516 --> 00:19:13,621
What... what if you FaceTime the cops?
307
00:19:13,646 --> 00:19:15,371
Yeah, yeah! Boomer, FaceTime 'em!
308
00:19:15,396 --> 00:19:16,848
I'll give you the key. You can hold it.
309
00:19:16,873 --> 00:19:18,709
Or... or Snapchat. That'd be cool too.
310
00:19:18,741 --> 00:19:20,677
That's like a video, so it's not live.
311
00:19:20,711 --> 00:19:22,579
- Why is that not live?
- It's just not.
312
00:19:22,613 --> 00:19:23,847
- It's a video and then you send it.
- What's live? Periscope!
313
00:19:23,879 --> 00:19:24,759
Boomer, please!
314
00:19:24,784 --> 00:19:28,051
Just... just think about it
for one second, okay?
315
00:19:30,011 --> 00:19:33,114
Nah, my way's better.
I get to stay dead.
316
00:20:05,888 --> 00:20:08,125
I got us tickets to Bey.
317
00:20:08,157 --> 00:20:10,328
Happy birthday.
318
00:20:11,328 --> 00:20:13,163
It's not for two months.
319
00:20:13,195 --> 00:20:14,798
Surprise!
320
00:20:14,830 --> 00:20:16,899
Are you trying to age me?
321
00:20:16,933 --> 00:20:18,736
Take Stan, okay?
322
00:20:19,802 --> 00:20:22,005
What if he's in jail?
323
00:20:22,039 --> 00:20:24,107
He won't be.
324
00:20:24,141 --> 00:20:26,344
How do you know?
325
00:20:28,278 --> 00:20:30,347
'Cause he's going to take that deal.
326
00:20:34,898 --> 00:20:36,834
It's my fault.
327
00:20:37,557 --> 00:20:39,026
Okay, I'm cutting you off.
328
00:20:39,051 --> 00:20:40,602
I'm turning myself in.
329
00:20:43,766 --> 00:20:45,194
Okay.
330
00:20:45,228 --> 00:20:47,431
Why should it be you or Annie?
331
00:20:47,463 --> 00:20:49,700
I made you do it.
332
00:20:50,701 --> 00:20:52,670
Can I have my drink back?
333
00:20:52,703 --> 00:20:55,004
Made us? Which part?
334
00:20:55,038 --> 00:20:58,942
The store, the money, Jeff, all of it.
Take your pick.
335
00:20:59,003 --> 00:21:01,339
- We could've said no.
- But you never say no.
336
00:21:01,364 --> 00:21:02,933
I am not your yes man.
337
00:21:02,965 --> 00:21:06,771
No, you're a really good friend.
338
00:21:13,743 --> 00:21:16,112
Do you think she'll open with
"Single Ladies"?
339
00:21:16,146 --> 00:21:18,081
This is crazy.
340
00:21:18,115 --> 00:21:19,849
No, that'd be an encore.
341
00:21:19,883 --> 00:21:21,752
I'm not gonna let you.
342
00:21:21,784 --> 00:21:23,987
Then we all go down.
343
00:21:24,887 --> 00:21:27,857
And what is that? That's stupid?
344
00:21:31,461 --> 00:21:32,930
So now I'm stupid?
345
00:21:32,963 --> 00:21:34,732
Shut up.
346
00:21:35,765 --> 00:21:37,801
Can I have my drink?
347
00:21:53,149 --> 00:21:55,217
Ow! Too hard!
348
00:21:55,242 --> 00:21:57,769
Well, you're just too delicious.
349
00:21:58,521 --> 00:22:01,091
What's, uh, what's on tap for you today?
350
00:22:02,925 --> 00:22:04,366
The usual.
351
00:22:04,391 --> 00:22:06,329
Hmm, you made enough for an army.
352
00:22:06,363 --> 00:22:07,965
Book club.
353
00:22:07,998 --> 00:22:10,234
All right, let's go, people. Let's go.
354
00:22:10,267 --> 00:22:12,680
Come here.
355
00:22:13,102 --> 00:22:14,904
Oh!
356
00:22:14,937 --> 00:22:17,340
Go on, put it on. Let's go.
357
00:22:17,374 --> 00:22:18,942
Come on. All right, let's go.
358
00:22:18,974 --> 00:22:20,944
Move out! Chop chop, chop chop.
359
00:22:22,279 --> 00:22:23,881
Dean.
360
00:22:26,215 --> 00:22:27,952
You look nice.
361
00:22:29,852 --> 00:22:31,287
See you later.
362
00:22:31,320 --> 00:22:33,389
Yup.
363
00:22:33,415 --> 00:22:35,784
- All right, let's go. Come on.
- Chop chop.
364
00:23:18,335 --> 00:23:21,071
Gift from the D.A.
365
00:23:21,637 --> 00:23:23,240
It's what we talked about.
366
00:23:23,272 --> 00:23:26,342
Country club living,
time for good behavior.
367
00:23:26,376 --> 00:23:28,251
All of it.
368
00:23:29,579 --> 00:23:31,982
And everyone else walks away?
369
00:23:32,014 --> 00:23:34,083
D.A. signed off.
370
00:23:34,117 --> 00:23:36,920
Now you. Where do you want to do this?
371
00:23:36,953 --> 00:23:38,822
I put out some sweets in the other room.
372
00:23:40,890 --> 00:23:43,259
My name is Elizabeth Irene Boland,
373
00:23:43,901 --> 00:23:46,733
and this is how I murdered
Leslie Peterson.
374
00:23:58,308 --> 00:23:59,542
Where's Hardee's?
375
00:24:03,679 --> 00:24:07,016
And then I backed my car over him.
376
00:24:08,585 --> 00:24:10,954
And I wrapped him in a tarp.
377
00:24:10,986 --> 00:24:13,022
Officer Hill said in
his affidavit this morning
378
00:24:13,056 --> 00:24:15,492
that you put the body in the freezer.
379
00:24:15,524 --> 00:24:17,426
Does it matter?
380
00:24:17,460 --> 00:24:19,196
I'm afraid it does.
381
00:24:19,229 --> 00:24:23,567
How did you fit the body in the freezer?
382
00:24:23,599 --> 00:24:25,167
You know those electric knives,
383
00:24:25,201 --> 00:24:27,371
the ones you use at Thanksgiving?
384
00:24:32,075 --> 00:24:35,880
Do you remember starting
a fire in the lunchroom?
385
00:24:36,546 --> 00:24:38,048
No.
386
00:24:38,080 --> 00:24:40,684
And when the Principal
gave you detention,
387
00:24:40,716 --> 00:24:44,086
you smashed in his car windows?
388
00:24:44,119 --> 00:24:46,924
If I say yes, can I get curly fries?
389
00:24:46,956 --> 00:24:50,093
Then you blamed it
on the special needs girl.
390
00:24:51,694 --> 00:24:54,164
I apologized for that.
391
00:24:54,196 --> 00:24:56,565
No, I did.
392
00:24:56,598 --> 00:24:58,268
Then I gave them some story
393
00:24:58,300 --> 00:25:02,239
about you having special needs
too so they'd keep you.
394
00:25:09,044 --> 00:25:10,613
I can't go in there.
395
00:25:10,646 --> 00:25:14,447
I can't keep making up stories, Leslie.
396
00:25:15,429 --> 00:25:18,212
I am not a kid anymore, Nana.
397
00:25:19,229 --> 00:25:21,590
Then go be a big boy.
398
00:25:32,135 --> 00:25:33,555
You need a water or something?
399
00:25:33,580 --> 00:25:35,104
That would be nice.
400
00:25:35,137 --> 00:25:37,573
Do you want to call your husband?
401
00:25:37,607 --> 00:25:39,542
In a bit. He's at a job interview.
402
00:25:39,576 --> 00:25:41,411
Oh.
403
00:25:41,444 --> 00:25:42,745
This way.
404
00:25:42,787 --> 00:25:45,156
Hey, Jimmy.
405
00:25:46,549 --> 00:25:48,538
How you been?
406
00:25:56,515 --> 00:25:59,524
Hey, how was, uh, how was book club?
407
00:26:05,100 --> 00:26:06,670
I lied.
408
00:26:09,204 --> 00:26:10,967
I didn't read the book.
409
00:26:11,540 --> 00:26:14,410
I didn't get that job.
410
00:26:15,310 --> 00:26:17,114
Then it wasn't meant to be.
411
00:26:17,146 --> 00:26:20,984
Where we're getting money
from, I have no idea.
412
00:26:21,818 --> 00:26:24,795
We could put the
apartment thing on hold.
413
00:26:25,585 --> 00:26:27,771
Until we can afford it, you know?
414
00:26:29,158 --> 00:26:30,607
Yeah.
415
00:26:31,293 --> 00:26:33,363
Smart.
416
00:26:40,536 --> 00:26:42,406
Oh, no!
417
00:26:42,755 --> 00:26:45,175
Like a fine wine.
418
00:26:45,207 --> 00:26:47,076
Ooh, so good!
419
00:26:47,109 --> 00:26:50,646
"I shall serve no fries
before their time."
420
00:26:51,905 --> 00:26:53,674
How many times have you seen this?
421
00:26:53,699 --> 00:26:56,767
It's... impossible to count.
422
00:26:56,792 --> 00:26:58,931
Yeah, no, it's impossible.
423
00:26:58,956 --> 00:27:01,492
I shall serve no fries
before their time.
424
00:27:15,437 --> 00:27:17,457
Hey, move over.
425
00:27:20,929 --> 00:27:22,785
I crashed.
426
00:27:26,749 --> 00:27:29,185
So have you heard anything?
427
00:27:29,227 --> 00:27:33,211
Word is, Turner's got
so much egg on his face,
428
00:27:33,236 --> 00:27:36,559
the D.A.'s talking about
tossing the whole thing.
429
00:27:38,092 --> 00:27:39,855
I mean...
430
00:27:40,972 --> 00:27:44,300
you think it's, like, over over?
431
00:27:44,326 --> 00:27:47,474
Well, if it is,
432
00:27:47,499 --> 00:27:51,538
we are the stupidest, luckiest
sons of bitches in the world.
433
00:28:04,521 --> 00:28:06,623
Never again though, right?
434
00:28:06,656 --> 00:28:09,158
You're through with it.
435
00:28:09,192 --> 00:28:11,595
Choose us from now on.
436
00:28:14,646 --> 00:28:16,339
Okay.
437
00:28:16,364 --> 00:28:19,769
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438
00:28:19,801 --> 00:28:22,405
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439
00:28:22,437 --> 00:28:23,865
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440
00:28:23,890 --> 00:28:26,542
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441
00:28:26,576 --> 00:28:27,919
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442
00:28:27,944 --> 00:28:29,946
after using the whitening water flosser
443
00:28:29,971 --> 00:28:31,881
is how bright my smile is.
444
00:28:31,915 --> 00:28:33,916
Um, I feel so much more confident
445
00:28:33,950 --> 00:28:36,653
in talking to people with my smile
446
00:28:36,685 --> 00:28:39,321
and also my breath is just
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447
00:28:39,355 --> 00:28:41,258
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448
00:28:41,290 --> 00:28:43,260
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449
00:28:43,292 --> 00:28:44,793
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450
00:28:44,827 --> 00:28:47,696
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451
00:28:47,730 --> 00:28:49,900
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452
00:28:49,933 --> 00:28:52,368
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453
00:28:52,402 --> 00:28:55,271
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454
00:28:55,304 --> 00:28:58,274
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455
00:28:58,308 --> 00:28:59,579
for improving gum health...
456
00:29:26,002 --> 00:29:28,238
Did you really go to Michigan State?
457
00:29:29,606 --> 00:29:31,457
Hmm.
458
00:29:31,482 --> 00:29:33,475
Naval Academy.
459
00:29:34,844 --> 00:29:37,957
So you're, like, super smart.
460
00:29:44,454 --> 00:29:47,823
But you grew up in Minneapolis, yes?
461
00:29:49,591 --> 00:29:51,328
Philly.
462
00:29:52,962 --> 00:29:54,698
Hmm.
463
00:30:00,036 --> 00:30:02,573
Do you really like kids?
464
00:30:08,379 --> 00:30:10,664
Yeah, I have one.
465
00:30:15,026 --> 00:30:17,109
His name's Justin.
466
00:30:17,862 --> 00:30:19,356
He's six.
467
00:30:20,990 --> 00:30:23,260
Lives in Arizona.
468
00:30:48,617 --> 00:30:51,320
You know, they might
transfer me to Phoenix.
469
00:30:52,754 --> 00:30:56,993
Since, um, since all this went south.
470
00:31:00,463 --> 00:31:02,170
You mean the job?
471
00:31:03,933 --> 00:31:05,412
Yes.
472
00:31:09,539 --> 00:31:12,185
Well, that'd be good.
473
00:31:12,210 --> 00:31:14,544
You could see your son.
474
00:31:16,575 --> 00:31:19,015
It's a direct flight.
475
00:31:21,650 --> 00:31:23,419
Yeah.
476
00:31:23,453 --> 00:31:25,121
Well...
477
00:31:25,660 --> 00:31:27,660
I burn super easy.
478
00:31:29,759 --> 00:31:31,831
I'll buy you sunscreen.
479
00:31:38,634 --> 00:31:40,036
Let's, um...
480
00:31:41,636 --> 00:31:43,839
Let's just go to bed.
481
00:31:59,435 --> 00:32:01,672
I got you a gift.
482
00:32:01,697 --> 00:32:03,983
What is wrong with you?
483
00:32:05,560 --> 00:32:08,593
You know you're always saying
I don't help?
484
00:32:11,501 --> 00:32:13,136
That's me helping.
485
00:32:22,477 --> 00:32:26,716
This right here? That's your problem.
486
00:32:29,050 --> 00:32:31,120
Take care of it.
487
00:32:34,079 --> 00:32:35,466
I already did.
488
00:32:35,491 --> 00:32:38,060
Nah, he's not just gonna
let you walk away now.
489
00:32:40,530 --> 00:32:41,756
I fixed it.
490
00:32:41,781 --> 00:32:44,431
He knows your entire
bag of tricks, darling...
491
00:32:45,352 --> 00:32:46,985
what you do,
492
00:32:47,934 --> 00:32:49,923
who you are.
493
00:32:52,458 --> 00:32:55,711
He even knows what makes
your garden grow.
494
00:32:57,879 --> 00:33:01,784
Oh. my bad.
495
00:33:01,818 --> 00:33:04,754
Yeah, I might've let that last one slip.
496
00:33:06,088 --> 00:33:09,425
Now, a guy like that
can't let that slide.
497
00:33:10,926 --> 00:33:13,061
How does that saying go?
498
00:33:13,095 --> 00:33:18,001
Cockle shells, silver bells,
bodies all in a row?
499
00:33:18,033 --> 00:33:19,768
Ain't that right, boss?
500
00:33:26,242 --> 00:33:28,184
Come on.
501
00:33:34,916 --> 00:33:36,785
Just like we practiced.
502
00:34:57,266 --> 00:34:59,504
Wait, tighten this up... Oh...
503
00:35:03,773 --> 00:35:05,608
Where'd you go so early today?
504
00:35:10,913 --> 00:35:14,884
Hey, uh, you want some French toast?
505
00:35:14,916 --> 00:35:17,219
It's hot.
506
00:35:17,245 --> 00:35:20,223
Ow, ow. Want syrup?
507
00:35:43,086 --> 00:35:44,405
That place with the ball pit?
508
00:35:44,461 --> 00:35:46,568
- No, that place is a zoo.
- The kids love it.
509
00:35:46,593 --> 00:35:48,107
Okay. Not enough Purell in the world.
510
00:35:48,132 --> 00:35:50,052
What about that place with
the really good kid's menu?
511
00:35:50,085 --> 00:35:51,358
No, no, no. Germy kid goes there.
512
00:35:51,397 --> 00:35:53,299
The one with the mom who talks a lot.
513
00:36:00,490 --> 00:36:02,693
- Beth?
- You coming to lunch?
514
00:36:04,810 --> 00:36:06,613
Beth?
515
00:36:07,247 --> 00:36:09,015
No.
516
00:36:58,964 --> 00:37:01,067
Got a minute?
517
00:37:01,734 --> 00:37:04,103
You know what I'm going to miss
most about this city?
518
00:37:04,136 --> 00:37:06,038
Nothing.
519
00:37:06,071 --> 00:37:07,629
What about the lakes?
520
00:37:07,654 --> 00:37:09,276
Uh, I lived in corporate housing
521
00:37:09,308 --> 00:37:12,178
two blocks from a muffler factory.
522
00:37:12,212 --> 00:37:14,047
I guess you were busy too.
523
00:37:14,080 --> 00:37:16,149
Hmm.
524
00:37:16,181 --> 00:37:17,950
Do you want milk?
525
00:37:17,984 --> 00:37:21,054
How are you going to fill
your time now, Mrs. Boland?
526
00:37:24,823 --> 00:37:27,547
You know, I just wanna be a mom.
527
00:37:28,204 --> 00:37:30,094
What about that garden?
528
00:37:32,839 --> 00:37:34,524
Are you gonna arrest me?
529
00:37:37,971 --> 00:37:40,808
I want to take a long vacation
with my fella.
530
00:37:41,540 --> 00:37:45,078
Maybe hit up one of those lakes.
531
00:37:47,180 --> 00:37:49,382
And then what?
532
00:37:49,415 --> 00:37:50,984
Thanks for the coffee.
533
00:37:56,625 --> 00:37:58,726
Oh, my God and then what?
534
00:38:00,058 --> 00:38:01,495
Let's see how you do.
535
00:38:06,565 --> 00:38:08,968
Go and be a mom.
536
00:38:52,078 --> 00:38:55,177
Hey guys, I made you something.
537
00:38:55,915 --> 00:38:57,551
What do you mean you made it?
538
00:38:57,584 --> 00:38:59,935
It's literally, like,
nail polish remover,
539
00:39:00,018 --> 00:39:01,888
hydrogen peroxide, and bleach.
540
00:39:01,921 --> 00:39:04,142
It's, like, so easy.
541
00:39:04,167 --> 00:39:06,126
- It's kinda janky.
- Well, yeah,
542
00:39:06,151 --> 00:39:07,928
because I used Dean's ink jet
543
00:39:07,960 --> 00:39:09,798
just to see if it would work,
but we'd obviously get
544
00:39:09,823 --> 00:39:12,932
a better printer and maybe
even a graphic designer.
545
00:39:12,966 --> 00:39:15,476
There's this mom who has
a booth at the farmer's market.
546
00:39:15,501 --> 00:39:16,650
She does business cards,
547
00:39:16,675 --> 00:39:20,278
but she's super talented,
and she's divorced.
548
00:39:24,544 --> 00:39:26,048
What?
549
00:39:26,073 --> 00:39:27,447
Don't "what" us.
550
00:39:27,480 --> 00:39:30,450
She knows what's what.
551
00:39:30,482 --> 00:39:33,620
We can totally do this without him.
552
00:39:43,127 --> 00:39:45,332
You got this. Come on.
553
00:39:48,902 --> 00:39:51,071
I don't want it.
554
00:39:51,937 --> 00:39:54,273
Yeah, well, I didn't get a gift receipt.
555
00:39:55,375 --> 00:39:57,310
Then why don't you do it?
556
00:39:57,343 --> 00:39:59,561
'Cause it's on you.
557
00:40:00,312 --> 00:40:01,881
No, it's not!
558
00:40:01,915 --> 00:40:04,050
Yeah. Yeah it is, mama.
559
00:40:04,082 --> 00:40:06,485
- You put it on me.
- You asked for it.
560
00:40:06,518 --> 00:40:09,321
You put everything on me!
561
00:40:09,355 --> 00:40:12,092
The money, the dealership.
562
00:40:12,125 --> 00:40:13,526
Not easy being king, right?
563
00:40:13,558 --> 00:40:15,968
You put it all on me
so it's never on you.
564
00:40:15,993 --> 00:40:17,062
- Nothing's ever on you!
- Yeah, well,
565
00:40:17,096 --> 00:40:19,431
now you got a bigger problem, don't you?
566
00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:25,104
You think he's my problem?
567
00:40:25,138 --> 00:40:27,913
So put on your big girl
panties and take care of it.
568
00:40:27,938 --> 00:40:29,562
He's not my problem.
569
00:40:29,587 --> 00:40:31,377
Shut your mouth,
bitch, okay, and just...
570
00:40:31,410 --> 00:40:32,544
Ah!
571
00:40:54,734 --> 00:40:56,603
Give me the gun.
572
00:40:57,062 --> 00:40:58,145
Go.
573
00:40:58,851 --> 00:41:00,445
Go!
574
00:41:27,600 --> 00:41:29,235
You don't look so good, buddy.
575
00:41:41,347 --> 00:41:43,146
What do they say?
576
00:41:44,028 --> 00:41:45,231
One's the loneliness number?
577
00:41:47,084 --> 00:41:48,454
It ain't gotta be.
578
00:41:48,488 --> 00:41:50,422
Ah!
579
00:41:50,684 --> 00:41:52,958
You know this means
you're gonna owe me, right?
580
00:41:54,719 --> 00:41:59,067
What do you say?
I call them now, you still got odds.
581
00:42:01,401 --> 00:42:03,268
We got a deal?
582
00:42:11,611 --> 00:42:13,540
He's gone.
583
00:42:15,373 --> 00:42:17,376
We're free.
584
00:42:20,937 --> 00:42:26,726
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