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Akarin!

Hey! Yuru Yuri is starting.

Student Council

Placement Test

Something on your mind?

I don't understand.

Ayano-chan, you're bleeding.

You should stop scratching your forehead.

Why am I always second?

I lost to her again!

Yuru Yuri

Episode 2

Me and You and the Student Council

Toshino Kyoko!

Huh? Ayano?

What's your problem?

Excuse us.

You never study,

but you always end up at the top of the class!

What?

Kyoko-chan, that's amazing!

Are you really at the top of your class?

Well, yeah...

I only ever need to study the night before.

What?

Just one night?

I bet the people who study all the time would

be angry to hear that...

Just like her.

Just one night?

I stay up all night every night!

Because of it, my shoulders are stiff and my skin is terrible!

I can't believe someone like you is

at the top of your class, Kyoko-senpai!

Yeah, well...

That's not a compliment...

Listen to me!

What are you girls doing sitting around here?

You can't use a club room without permission!

I, Vice President of the student council,

Sugiura Ayano, won't allow it!

What?

How did you know I was here?

That's... that's not important!

Anyway, using a club room without permission

carries a fine Irvine!

Fine... fine Irvine?

Calm down, Ayano-chan.

You can't just barge in here and start yelling at them.

Chitose.

Let's settle this peacefully...

with a contest.

You call that peaceful?

A contest, you say?

People say I'm amazing when I strip.

Oh, my! Ayano-chan's not bad either.

So fierce, Ayano-chan.

Shut up!

If I beat you on the next test, you'll leave this room!

What?

Kyoko-chan, what are you going to do?

I don't think you should accept this challenge.

The next test, huh?

But there are other contests besides tests.

Like what?

Hey, don't you think it's hot in here?

Sheesh...

Stop playing with those other girls and play with me.

I call it the sexiness contest!

Twice...

Fine. I accept your challenge, but if I win...

the two of you will join the Amusement Club.

What?

You're going to accept her challenge?

But if you lose...

I just won't lose.

Besides, it'd be fun to have the two of them.

Fine, I accept your terms.

Kyoko, if you lose, we have to pay a fine Irvine!

You like that, don't you?

I'll win and make you cry!

There's no way I'd cry.

Impossible...

I lost... I...

This is my true strength!

So,

starting today, you're mine.

Please don't hurt me.

Allow me to explain!

When I enter fantasy mode,

I remove my glasses and obscure my vision.

I see with my heart and focus my mind!

Toshino-san,

you must win!

Why are you rooting for her?

What? I don't get anything if you win.

Now get out!

But what we had together...

However, don't worry.

What?

The tea club room isn't your only home.

I'd be happy to take in a stray kitten.

Ayano-sama...

You can do it, Ayano-chan!

Your nosebleed is out of control.

Here.

Thank you.

Anyway, look forward to the next test!

All your efforts will be in vain!

Thank you for the tissues, Akaza-san.

What was that?

What?

Ayano-chan, you said all that

even though you have no intention of kicking them out

of the tea club room.

What are you talking about?

What was that?

Fine Irvine! Fine...

The Next Day

Student Council

Toshino Kyoko's the only one

who didn't turn in this handout!

She's unbelievable.

I've got no choice but to go talk to Toshino Kyoko about this.

There you go again, Ayano-chan!

You just want an excuse to talk to Toshino-san!

She slapped me again...

Come on! Let's go, Chitose!

What? But I still need to organize these papers.

Are you embarrassed to go by yourself?

No!

Sheesh!

I see. But I really must organize these papers...

Sorry I'm late.

Homeroom ran late.

Organize paperwork?

Yes. I was wondering if you'd do it for us while we're out.

No problem. Leave it to us!

I'd be happy to do it for you.

Thanks.

Thank you.

We'll buy you some juice later.

Hooray!

I won't lose!

I will be the next student council Vice President!

I won't lose either!

The Vice President always becomes the President!

I won't lose to you, Himawari!

You're such a brat, Sakurako...

Huh? A photo?

Yeah!

The student council group photo!

I pretended to get along with you

even though I didn't want to!

So did I.

Take a look at my right hand!

What about your hand?

I was going to punch you.

What?

I'll get you first!

I'm a pacifist...

There sure is a lot of paperwork.

Yeah.

I'd like to take care of all of it

and impress the upperclassmen.

I wonder if we can find anyone to help us.

I bet we could ask those girls.

What? Help you organize papers?

Yeah! The two of you aren't in a club, right?

Do you think you could help?

I'll do it!

Me, too!

Wow, really?

Thank you.

I wasn't sure I could do it with just Sakurako's help.

I know! I'll ask my friends, too.

It'll take no time at all!

Hey.

Let's go to the club room.

Kyoko-chan, Yui-chan.

Speak of the devil.

It's locked.

Maybe she's still in the classroom.

I'm student council President Toshino Kyoko!

Just kidding.

We just need to sort these, right?

Yes, looks like it.

So this is what the student council room looks like.

There's a refrigerator! What's inside?

Didn't you have a club to go to?

Don't worry about it.

This pudding's got Ayano written on it!

Funami-senpai, could you take care of these?

Sure.

All right, let's do this.

Ayano

Hey! That pudding!

Delicious!

Toshino Kyoko!

Huh? No one's here...

Maybe she went home already.

The roof! Maybe she's on the roof.

Yes, the roof!

What an idiot.

Sakurako, you're too slow.

Himawari-san, you're the one who

hasn't made any progress.

Why do you two hate each other so much?

They both want to be the next student council vice president.

They're always like this in class, too.

That's right!

We're always fighting, but we just can't get rid of each other!

We've been in the same class since preschool,

and I'm sick of it.

So am I!

This handout...

What's up?

I forgot all about it.

The due date was yesterday.

Could you give this to Ayano?

Certainly.

I'll do it.

Sakurako-chan, you haven't made any progress.

She's not on the roof.

She's not in the gym.

She's not in the bathroom.

Maybe she's in the library...

That's it!

You just wait, Toshino Kyoko!

Yuru Yuri

Yuru Yuri

All right!

We're finished!

That was quick.

Thank you for all your help, everyone!

We're going to our club room.

Do you need anything else?

No, we'll be fine. Thank you again.

See you later.

Thank you.

Thanks for taking care of the handout.

Of course.

Everything's neat and tidy.

The upperclassmen will be impressed!

You were slow, though.

Look who's talking...

You're so careless. You should watch your step.

Thanks...

Hey, we're back.

How's it coming along?

You're finished! Amazing! How is this possible?

Our friends came to help us.

Huh? Sugiura-senpai, what's wrong?

No no Notre Dame need to worry.

Just leave her be.

She wanted to see someone, but couldn't find her.

Oh, right...

This is for you, Sugiura-senpai.

Toshino Kyoko's handout!

Where'd you get that?

Toshino-senpai and them helped us, too!

What?

Just Missed Her Shock

I just missed her...

Someone must be talking about me.

My pudding's missing!

Double shock...

Double Shock

A Few Days Later

Delicious.

I wanted to thank you for helping us organize the paperwork.

This is really delicious!

This is amazing.

How do you make them so delicious?

Even you can make them.

Cookies...

What, Sakurako? Do you want some, too?

Huh? I don't want any!

They're good, Sakurako-chan.

Try one.

Here.

Come on. They're delicious!

I said I didn't want any!

Stupid! Idiot!

How rude.

Oh?

What is it?

I forgot my gym clothes.

What?

Uh, oh.

I've got two...

Huh? Why?

Do you want one?

I don't want to ask my rival for help, but...

just for today!

Thank you.

Just this once, all right?

Sakurako, the chest is the wrong size.

Are you trying to start a fight?

Are you?

You know I have a complex about my large chest!

Don't bite me!

I missed!

Get out of the way.

There!

I did it!

Boing, boing.

Sakurako.

Boing, boing!

Breast dribble?

Cut it out!

PE in the afternoon is rough.

I'll wash it before I return it.

Just give it back!

Sheesh.

Are you trying to make me angry?

Shut up!

Um, Sakurako.

What?

This...

You can have them.

What?

There were some left over, so...

Don't read into it!

They're wrapped.

The ones she gave to Akari-chan and the others were just in a tin.

I know!

You wanted to give these to someone you like,

but they rejected you!

Several More Days Later

See you later, Akari-chan.

Yeah! Eat a lot of delicious food!

Okay! Bye!

Bye!

Chinatsu-chan's going out with her family.

What should I do today?

Since Ayano-chan wasn't here today, it was a little boring.

Chitose.

Let's go see Ayano!

What?

Are you cold? I'll warm you up.

It's okay. You'll catch my cold.

If it'll make you better, I don't care.

Kyoko...

Thanks for coming.

No problem. How's your cold?

My stomach hurts a little, and I have a fever.

I'm glad you're feeling okay.

Who suggested you come here? Was it you, Chitose?

No, it was me.

What are you talking about?

Huh?

You get embarrassed so easily.

You caught a cold from

studying so hard to beat Toshino-san.

Chitose!

Ow, my stomach...

Are you okay?

You should stop eating stuff you find on the ground.

I don't do that.

If you don't rest, your fever will rise.

I'll check my temperature.

I'm glad it's not the flu.

If it's the flu, they don't treat it as an absence, right?

You should tell the school you've got the flu, then!

You mustn't lie.

Oh, right!

You should get an influenza prize from your doctor.

What sort of prize is that?

37.5 degrees...

Did it go up?

It's down a little.

That's wonderful.

Have you been eating properly?

Should we make some porridge?

Please.

Open up.

Okay.

The porridge's done.

Just one?

No fair! I want porridge, too!

You'll spill it.

This is for the sick!

I'm sick, too! I feel like I'm getting a fever!

Just eat as much as you can.

Delicious.

I feel a little better after eating that.

Funami-san, thanks for the porridge.

Sure.

Ayano, get well soon and come back to school.

It's okay. It's just a nosebleed!

You're not okay.

I don't need you to tell me that.

I'll get well soon and go to school.

But thanks for coming to see me today.

You should know I'm grateful.

Again!

Today has been a bountiful harvest.

I've got to get going.

Sorry for staying so long even though you're sick.

It's all right.

I don't want you to catch a cold,

so gargle and wash your hands when you get home.

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Come on, Chitose. Let's go.

What?

Hold on.

My glasses, where are my glasses?

Fine. I'll help you.

Oh, no! If I don't put my glasses back on,

I can't stop fantasizing!

Stop your nosebleed first!

I'm losing consciousness.

Hang in there!

Extremely Anemic

Call an ambulance!

An ambulance won't solve this problem!

To really solve this problem, we need to get some glasses!

Shut up.

My fever's rising.

Everyone's late.

The next episode of Yuru Yuri features:

Kyoko and her beloved rum raisin,

Yui and cabbage, and Chinatsu-chan's bath surprise!

I think that's all of them.

This has been your protagonist, Toshino Kyoko.