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Ah, Heidelberg!
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Oh, Sergeant!
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Which is the quickest way
to Heidelberg, please?
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- Uh, head down this street for four blocks.
- Uh-huh.
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You turn right. You go straight ahead
until you hit the autobahn.
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There are signs all the way.
You can't miss it.
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Thank you, Sergeant.
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What have you decided?
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We don't know.
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I know. Drive.
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"Captain Henri Rochard,
French Economic Mission."
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- Hey, Joe, we'll need you as interpreter.
- Never mind, Sergeant.
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- We'll get along all right.
- Oh, I'm sorry, sir. Whom did you wish to see?
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The, uh, "O.I.C., A.M.G., W.A.C."
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Ah. First floor.
Turn to your right.
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Thank you, Sergeant.
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Hmm. War Administration
Industrial Relations...
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Coordinator's Office.
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Service of Supply Displaced Persons
Property Disposal Department.
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Uh, Labor Administration
Department...
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Inter... Inter...
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I beg your pardon. I'm looking
for Lieutenant Gates's office.
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- Well, this isn't it.
- Isn't it?
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- Right over there, Captain.
- Thank you.
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Yes, sir. Yes, Colonel.
Yes, sir.
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Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Yes...
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Oh, it's you.
What do you want?
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Mm-hmm. One nightshirt. Gown.
What do you call this thing? Gown.
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- Henri!
- One pair of bloomers...
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- two pairs of stockings...
and a run in one of them, I believe.
- Henri, please!
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Just a moment.
And one slip.
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I think that's all. I'm sorry
I couldn't get them to you any sooner.
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Good-bye, Lieutenant Gates.
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Oh, what a stinker you are.
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- Did I forget something?
- What a dirty stinker.
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And you're going right back
and explain...
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how you got my laundry by mistake
in D�sseldorf and forgot to give it back.
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Well, that's such a dull story.
Who would care?
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- You know what you made them think.
- I don't quite understand...
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Oh, no! You mean, you and me?
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Why, I'd be glad to explain to them. The
very idea of any connection is revolting.
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- Oh, no, you don't. Never mind. Just...
- I'd be delighted.
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I'd explain to them
I think you're repulsive.
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Shh! I said never mind.
Just forget it!
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Go away. You've had your joke.
Now beat it.
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Sorry, I can't oblige.
I'm here on official business.
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- Oh, don't tell me. Another mission?
- Yes.
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- But don't get your hopes up.
You're not going with me.
- Thank heavens.
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- Who's your victim this time?
- My interpreter and aide is
a Lieutenant Eloise Billings...
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- whom I'm reliably informed is intelligent...
- Yes.
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- Pretty...
- Yes.
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And, as you Americans say, stacked.
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That she is.
You haven't met her?
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No. But that happy event's going to take
place in Major Prendergast's office...
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in exactly, uh, 30 seconds.
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Good-bye again to you,
Lieutenant Gates.
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- Where are you going?
- Major Prendergast's office.
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- There's nothing for you to do.
- Isn't there?
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- Wait. If you...
- I'm in a hurry.
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- Hello, Eloise.
- Hi, honey.
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May I present Captain Rochard,
Lieutenant Billings.
You two are going to work together.
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- Enchanted, Lieutenant Billings.
- How do you do, Captain? I was just...
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I believe we have
a mutual friend, Alex Brissac.
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- How nice.
- Why, sure. I remember him.
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Lieutenant, due to the fact that I was on
previous missions with Captain Rochard...
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he just returned some of my things...
perhaps I can be of some help to you.
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Thank you. I can explain things to Lieutenant Billings.
Don't you have somewhere to go?
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- Oh, no. I'm free until 2:30.
- Well, about this here mission...
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It's a simple matter.
It's an overnight job.
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We have to go to Bad Nauheim,
a pleasant little village, and...
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- Or it will be till you get there.
- Oh.
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Well, I can explain the whole thing
better to you when we're alone.
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Better wear side arms, Lieutenant.
He uses maps instead of etchings.
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Captain Rochard, I've so looked forward
to going to Bad Nauheim.
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Billings, the French army shoe is
built on slightly different lines. It...
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- Ooh.
- Hold the foot, would you, Junior?
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- Yes, yes, yes.
- As you can see by Captain Rochard's
foot and my thigh.
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- For goodness sakes!
- That was purely accidental.
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- The mark on my chin... May I have my foot?
- Mmm.
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Thank you. The mark
under my chin was an accident.
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- My fault entirely. I tripped
while he was chasing me.
- Chasing you?
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- Will you shut up?
- There. You see?
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Something I would never have mentioned
if he hadn't shown it. His temper.
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But the poor man's probably not to blame.
More like a form of epilepsy.
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- Will you shut up!
- I tell you this...
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Will you shh... shh...
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Henri, I'm talking.
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Yes, you are.
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I tell you this because we're members
of the same army and the same sex.
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I think it only fair to warn you Jack the
Ripper's up that alley before you head into it.
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In case anything happens, would you like to
give me your mother's name and address?
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- But, honey, that's what I've
been tryin' to tell you.
- Oh?
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- I'm not goin' on this here mission.
- Tell me...
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- You're not?
- I'm goin' to Frankfurt with
Colonel Bliven on that D.P. Job.
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- But who...
- And you're goin' with him.
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- Tell me, who is Jack the...
- Oh.
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Honey, maybe you'd better leave me
your mother's little old name and address.
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- Oh, hello, Captain Rochard.
- Good morning, Major.
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I was just going to send for you, Gates.
Come in, please. You too, Captain.
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This shouldn't take long, Captain. Gates,
Billings is needed on another assignment.
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- You'll have to take her place
along with Captain Rochard.
- Thank you, no.
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But, Major, if I may suggest, Lieutenant Perry
is almost finished with her assignment.
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No. No experience. And Captain Rochard
wants our best, don't you, Captain?
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Well, uh, Major. You see,
this is not an important mission.
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My government's request for an officer
is only a technicality, so that...
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Your orders call for our full cooperation.
It's my job to see you get it.
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Now, here's your identity card, security
pass and temporary ration card.
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- Thank you.
- Your orders are being cut, Gates.
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- Captain Rochard will brief you
on the mission.
- Yes, Major.
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Well, Major, this Lieutenant
What's-her-name... Perry, she ought to do.
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Oh, you're very kind, Captain,
but we're used to being shorthanded.
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Besides, if I remember, you've had several
assignments with Lieutenant Gates before...
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and very successfully, apparently.
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It says here, "Recovered art treasures
stolen by the Nazis from the Lille Museum.
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"Also located hidden documents
relating to rocket research.
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Received Legion of Merit."
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- Ah, she's your man, all right.
- Wish she were.
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- What was that you said, Captain?
- Oh, nothing, Major.
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- Is there anything else I can do for you?
- No, thank you, Major.
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- You've done more than you realize.
- Good luck then.
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- Good-bye, Major.
- Good-bye.
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- Captain, Jack the Ripper was a famous...
- Thank you.
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Oh.
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Thank you, Captain.
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I wonder what the army would do
if I deserted.
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They'd shoot you.
The thought makes my mouth water.
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- I'd almost prefer it myself.
- Which way do we go?
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Well, let's get the briefing over.
What's the job?
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- You don't need to know.
- Oh, come on. Come on.
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What's the job?
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To keep your mouth shut
and do as I tell you.
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I would like to know the details
of my assignment in order to know...
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what equipment to draw
from the quartermaster.
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- See if they have a spare head.
- And I may as well warn you, bubble mouth...
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I'm going to carry a revolver
and a trench knife...
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and if you so much as lay
a finger on me this trip...
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you're going back to France
minus a lot of parts you probably value.
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There you go again, you blistering idiot.
I didn't touch you!
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Oh, I'm sorry, Henri, but we're stuck.
We've got to be together for a while...
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so why not make the best of it?
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- There is no best.
- Well, I'll go crazy if you...
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We turn here. I'll go crazy if you keep
losing that maniac temper every ten minutes.
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Aw, Henri, let's grow up. I'm sorry
about what happened in the wine cellar.
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I have no temper. No one ever
accused me of having a temper!
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- They didn't, eh?
- No!
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Do you remember what you were
doing the last time I saw you?
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You were chasing me down the Hermann
Goring Strasse in D�sseldorf...
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swearing you were gonna
tear my head off and make me eat it!
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And what color was I? I was blue.
A lovely, robin's egg blue...
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- You looked so funny!
- On account of having been pushed
into a vat of dye by you!
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- I didn't know it was dye.
I thought it was water.
- Water.
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Blue! All over. Blue.
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It's your own fault anyway...
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drinking all that free wine and turning
into an octopus with hands.
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You misunderstood. You flatter yourself.
I was only trying to be friendly.
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Oh, I'm sorry I misunderstood.
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Well, let's forget it. It's all over with,
and the dye's come off.
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- No, it hasn't!
- It hasn't?
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- No!
- Oh, I'm sorry.
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Oh. That's all right. There's a certain
advantage in being an oddity.
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- In here, Henri.
- Oh.
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- Hello, Jack.
- Hello, Catherine. What's so funny?
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A little bit difficult to describe.
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Oh, Henri, this is Captain Ramsey.
Captain Rochard.
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- How do you do?
- Of the French Economic Mission.
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Oh!
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- Hiya.
- Hiya.
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- Have you some orders for me, Jack?
- All ready. Oh, Burns?
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You know, Cathy, this means
no dance for me Saturday night.
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Don't be silly.
You can take Kitty.
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I'd rather sit alone in my room and
think of you. Wouldn't you, Captain?
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Uh-huh. Alone in my room.
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- Better take good care of her.
- I'll watch her every moment.
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- Oh, that's fine.
- Well, we'd better be getting on.
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- Bye, Jack.
- How about dinner the night you get back?
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- Okay. It's a deal.
- Swell.
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See you in church.
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- Uh, sure. So long.
- So long.
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Hmmm. That, uh, linguist in there...
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I think he's stuck on you.
What's the matter with him?
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- It's only natural that you
wouldn't understand, Henri.
- It certainly is.
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You see, you chase after anything in skirts.
Anything. They're all the same to you.
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But lots of men can tell them apart.
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Believe me, sometimes they find one they like
better than the others. That's called love.
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You probably haven't experienced it, but
you must have read about it somewhere.
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- Where are we going?
- We... I go that way. I have to get my stuff.
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- Which way do I go? I have to pay off my cab.
- I'll meet you at the motor pool.
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- When?
- Twenty minutes.
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Before you go, why did you say
I run after everything in skirts?
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- I didn't.
- You did.
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- I said "anything."
- Oh, that's different then.
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American women.
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You know, I'm just beginning to get it.
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- For weeks you've been talking
as if he had yellow jaundice.
- He did.
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And now you're grinning like a
Cheshire cat because a job means
being with him for three days.
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- You can do a lot in three days.
- If you work at it.
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What about the dye?
Is it worn off, or is he still blue?
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He's still just mad,
but he's a lot of fun to fight with.
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- Bring that stuff, will ya?
- Sure.
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Are you, uh, ready, Captain?
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Quite ready, Lieutenant.
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- Morning, Sergeant.
- Oh. Morning, Lieutenant.
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Need transportation.
Going to Bad Nauheim.
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Oh, I'm sorry. I guess you're
all out of luck, Lieutenant.
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- We'll settle for a jeep.
- All we got available are
motorcycles and sidecars.
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- Oh, come on, Sergeant!
- Did you look at your
travel orders, Lieutenant?
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- What about those cars?
- You got priority four, Captain,
and that's bottom.
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- Well, Captain, what do we do?
- We'll have to take a motorcycle.
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- Are you checked out
on motorcycles, Captain?
- I can drive one.
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If you ain't checked out, you can't,
and I can't check you out.
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- I have a motorcycle license.
- Well, sir, I guess that fixes you up.
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- We'll wait for a car, Sergeant.
- Oh, I can drive one.
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- I'm sure.
- But I tell you I'm good on a motorcycle!
214
00:15:16,060 --> 00:15:18,051
My brother had one.
We used to go hill climbing.
215
00:15:18,128 --> 00:15:21,063
- I can even ride one standing up.
- What for?
216
00:15:21,131 --> 00:15:25,329
Oh, all right. But I can still ride
a motorcycle. Or are you afraid?
217
00:15:25,402 --> 00:15:29,532
We'll take it, Sergeant.
And I am afraid.
218
00:15:29,607 --> 00:15:32,440
- Any one of these, Sergeant?
- Sure, Lieutenant. Take your pick.
219
00:15:32,509 --> 00:15:35,535
Remember, Captain, she has to drive it.
That's regulations.
220
00:15:35,613 --> 00:15:37,547
Thank you.
221
00:15:40,918 --> 00:15:43,580
Sergeant, can you dig up a helmet
and a pair of goggles?
222
00:15:43,654 --> 00:15:47,420
- Should be some in the toolbox, Lieutenant.
- Oh. Yeah. Thanks.
223
00:15:48,792 --> 00:15:51,955
What are you laughing about?
224
00:15:52,029 --> 00:15:55,487
Begging your pardon, Lieutenant, how do you
intend to ride that thing? Sidesaddle?
225
00:15:55,566 --> 00:15:58,501
No, Captain.
Begging your pardon, astride.
226
00:15:58,569 --> 00:16:00,503
- Oh, that's a shame.
- Excuse me.
227
00:16:00,571 --> 00:16:02,971
Mm-hmm.
228
00:16:10,848 --> 00:16:12,816
How far is it to Bad Nauheim?
229
00:16:12,883 --> 00:16:15,477
About 120 kilometers.
230
00:16:15,552 --> 00:16:17,520
Do you know the way?
231
00:16:17,588 --> 00:16:20,056
- I've got a map.
- Of Germany?
232
00:16:20,124 --> 00:16:22,422
Yes, Captain.
That's right. Of Germany.
233
00:16:22,493 --> 00:16:24,154
Amazing.
234
00:16:31,402 --> 00:16:33,336
Stop that. You'll be all right.
235
00:16:37,673 --> 00:16:39,470
Hey, Lieutenant!
You forgot something!
236
00:16:39,542 --> 00:16:42,534
Never mind. Just let her go!
237
00:16:45,681 --> 00:16:48,741
I'm sorry, Lieutenant.
I took it off for oiling.
238
00:16:48,817 --> 00:16:51,047
- I forgot to hook it up.
- That's all right.
239
00:16:51,120 --> 00:16:53,645
You'd better take this one, Lieutenant.
It's all in one piece.
240
00:16:53,722 --> 00:16:57,317
- It would be better. Don't you agree, Captain?
- I don't know.
241
00:16:57,393 --> 00:17:00,624
- You don't know?
- Yes. I don't know.
242
00:17:02,464 --> 00:17:04,864
You know how silly you look
just sitting there?
243
00:17:13,042 --> 00:17:15,840
Well, is it still so funny?
244
00:17:15,911 --> 00:17:17,902
No. I was just thinking.
245
00:17:17,980 --> 00:17:21,677
I was thinking how nice it would be if
this one came off while we were driving.
246
00:18:32,755 --> 00:18:35,280
Oh, Henri. I dropped my lipstick.
247
00:18:35,357 --> 00:18:38,258
- It rolled over there.
- Get it, will ya?
248
00:18:38,327 --> 00:18:42,957
Well, it's a pleasure to get out
of this portable bathtub.
249
00:18:45,901 --> 00:18:49,632
- I can't reach it.
It's gone over there, you see?
- Well, climb over the top.
250
00:19:10,292 --> 00:19:13,090
Hey.!
251
00:19:13,162 --> 00:19:17,064
Hey! Let me down!
Let me down!
252
00:19:17,132 --> 00:19:19,430
Henri, what are you
doing up there?
253
00:19:42,591 --> 00:19:46,584
- What's the deal, Lieutenant?
- The area's sealed off from here
to Battenberg, Lieutenant.
254
00:19:46,662 --> 00:19:50,029
- What for?
- Rounding up a gang of black market dealers.
255
00:19:50,099 --> 00:19:52,158
- I have a pass.
- I'm sorry. It's no good, Lieutenant.
256
00:19:52,234 --> 00:19:55,795
- And I've got a general pass.
- Keep it, Captain. All passes are suspended.
257
00:19:55,871 --> 00:19:59,102
- For how long?
- Oh, eight to 12 hours anyway. Maybe 24.
258
00:19:59,174 --> 00:20:01,768
I'm sorry.
259
00:20:01,844 --> 00:20:04,438
- Well?
- I might have known.
260
00:20:04,513 --> 00:20:07,414
Well, don't blame me.
It's not my fault. What'll we do?
261
00:20:07,483 --> 00:20:12,352
I can't wait here for 24 hours. I've got to
be in Bad Nauheim by 3:00 tomorrow afternoon.
262
00:20:12,421 --> 00:20:14,582
If this thing had wings, we could...
263
00:20:14,656 --> 00:20:17,716
- Say, what's wrong with that?
- Hmm? What's wrong with what?
264
00:20:17,793 --> 00:20:21,786
- That boat.
- I don't know. It should say
"U.S. Navy" on it, shouldn't it?
265
00:20:21,864 --> 00:20:25,630
Oh. I mean what's wrong with
putting the motorcycle on the
boat and rowing past Battenberg?
266
00:20:25,701 --> 00:20:28,568
It's only a few miles,
and we can pick up the road from there.
267
00:20:28,637 --> 00:20:30,696
- Do you think they'd let us?
- Well, we can try.
268
00:20:30,773 --> 00:20:35,142
Hey, Lieutenant. Is it okay if we take
that boat and row down past Battenberg?
269
00:20:35,210 --> 00:20:37,974
So long as you don't row on the road,
it's none of my business.
270
00:20:38,046 --> 00:20:40,105
- Good. Can we have a couple
of your boys to help us?
- Sure thing.
271
00:20:40,182 --> 00:20:43,208
- Thanks.
- Sergeant Christien, could you
bring some men over here?
272
00:20:43,285 --> 00:20:45,810
Watch your feet.
Better put it in gear, Corporal.
273
00:20:45,888 --> 00:20:48,914
Thanks, fellows.
Lieutenant, will you tell the O.I. C...
274
00:20:48,991 --> 00:20:51,983
that we'll either return the boat
or teletype him where to pick it up?
275
00:20:52,060 --> 00:20:53,994
- Sure thing.
- Will you please help us to shove off?
276
00:20:54,062 --> 00:20:55,996
- Good luck to you.
- Thank you.
277
00:20:56,064 --> 00:20:58,032
- Have a nice trip.
- Thanks.
278
00:20:59,201 --> 00:21:01,499
- Thank you. Grab an oar.
- Who, me?
279
00:21:01,570 --> 00:21:04,232
Yes, you. An oar. Go on.
280
00:21:05,908 --> 00:21:09,071
Now, pull. Pull!
281
00:21:10,445 --> 00:21:12,379
Right. Pull.
282
00:21:23,358 --> 00:21:27,089
- What's that ahead?
- It's a bridge.
283
00:21:27,162 --> 00:21:29,960
- Not on the map though.
- Well, where are we?
284
00:21:30,032 --> 00:21:31,966
A couple of more miles should do it.
285
00:21:32,034 --> 00:21:33,968
- Ah.
- What's that?
286
00:21:34,036 --> 00:21:37,199
- What's what?
- That noise.
287
00:21:37,272 --> 00:21:42,471
- Sounds like a C-47.
- Oh, it's bigger than that. Must be a C-54.
288
00:21:42,544 --> 00:21:44,478
Must be an awful lot of C-47 s.
289
00:21:44,546 --> 00:21:46,514
C-54s.
290
00:21:52,054 --> 00:21:55,455
Well, whatever kind of airplanes
they are, they make a lot of noise.
291
00:21:55,524 --> 00:21:58,254
It doesn't sound like...
Henri, pull for shore, quick!
292
00:21:58,327 --> 00:22:00,295
- Why?
- Don't argue, please. Just pull!
293
00:22:00,362 --> 00:22:02,694
Oh, now let me tell you something,
Lieutenant Gates...
294
00:22:02,764 --> 00:22:04,789
I'm going straight down this river.
295
00:22:04,867 --> 00:22:07,631
You sure are. But you're going
over a waterfall first.
296
00:22:07,703 --> 00:22:10,069
Oh, well, that's different. I'm...
297
00:22:10,138 --> 00:22:12,698
Oh!
298
00:22:22,417 --> 00:22:24,385
Ooh!
299
00:22:24,453 --> 00:22:27,479
Oh, Henri, stop playing ostrich.
Come, help hold this!
300
00:22:27,556 --> 00:22:29,490
Hold on.
301
00:22:30,893 --> 00:22:34,693
- Now let's try to pull ourselves free.
- All right.
302
00:22:34,763 --> 00:22:38,199
- Come on, Henri. Pull. Pull hard.
- I'm pulling.
303
00:22:38,267 --> 00:22:41,998
Now we're getting it.
304
00:22:43,906 --> 00:22:47,137
- Now row.
- I'm rowing.
305
00:22:47,209 --> 00:22:49,143
Come on, Henri, pull!
306
00:22:50,913 --> 00:22:53,347
- Come on. Row hard, Henri.
- I am!
307
00:22:55,684 --> 00:22:58,448
- Now turn it around.
- I'll turn it.
308
00:22:59,788 --> 00:23:03,986
- Oh, boy!
- Oh! You're so clumsy.
309
00:23:08,497 --> 00:23:10,431
Have you got it?
310
00:23:15,771 --> 00:23:17,705
A little bit more.
311
00:23:26,481 --> 00:23:28,481
Henri, that's awfully wet ground
you're sitting on.
312
00:23:28,517 --> 00:23:31,486
Well, at the moment
I can't feel anything anyway.
313
00:23:31,553 --> 00:23:34,283
But when I do, I think
I'm going to kick you bowlegged.
314
00:23:34,356 --> 00:23:36,119
For what?
For saving your life?
315
00:23:36,191 --> 00:23:38,682
Oh, yes, that's right.
You did catch that rope, didn't you?
316
00:23:38,760 --> 00:23:40,557
Yes. I did.
317
00:23:40,629 --> 00:23:43,325
- Convenient, wasn't it?
- Oh, they always are.
318
00:23:43,398 --> 00:23:46,333
Well, I suppose I owe you
something for that.
319
00:23:46,401 --> 00:23:49,529
Okay. I'll call it square if you'll tell me
what we're going to do in Bad Nauheim.
320
00:23:49,604 --> 00:23:51,538
- Oh.
- Come on, Henri.
321
00:23:51,606 --> 00:23:55,235
Well, there's a man in Bad Nauheim
who grinds lenses. Good ones too.
322
00:23:55,310 --> 00:23:59,406
- His name is... What's the matter?
- Charley horse.
323
00:23:59,481 --> 00:24:01,506
Well, roll over.
I can fix that. I'm...
324
00:24:01,583 --> 00:24:04,814
- Oh, no. Never mind. Go ahead with the story.
- His name is Schindler.
325
00:24:04,886 --> 00:24:07,377
- Schindler, a lens grinder.
- That's right. My job is to persuade him...
326
00:24:07,456 --> 00:24:11,790
that we're willing to pay more
for his lenses than he can get
in the German black market.
327
00:24:11,860 --> 00:24:14,061
- Ooh, that's sore.
- Well, do as I tell you. Roll over.
328
00:24:14,062 --> 00:24:16,360
- Come on. I'm good at that. Come on.
- Oh, all right.
329
00:24:16,431 --> 00:24:19,594
I'll fix it. I can help you.
330
00:24:19,668 --> 00:24:21,659
- What's our problem?
- No problem at all.
331
00:24:21,737 --> 00:24:25,867
A few well-chosen words, a contract, a
passport in his hand. Then we can go home.
332
00:24:25,941 --> 00:24:27,875
That's the whole plot.
Simple, isn't it?
333
00:24:27,943 --> 00:24:30,241
In that case, I don't see why
they assigned me to this mission.
334
00:24:30,312 --> 00:24:32,940
They probably didn't want
to make it too easy.
335
00:24:33,015 --> 00:24:34,949
- How is it?
- What?
336
00:24:35,017 --> 00:24:39,317
- My leg.
- Not bad. Better than I remembered.
337
00:24:39,388 --> 00:24:42,221
- Perhaps the other one needs...
- Oh, no. Never mind. That'll do it.
338
00:24:42,290 --> 00:24:44,588
Thank you.
Help me up.
339
00:24:46,395 --> 00:24:48,329
I was just trying to be friendly.
340
00:24:48,397 --> 00:24:51,366
But you never try to be friendly
from a distance.
341
00:24:51,433 --> 00:24:55,767
Henri. Henri, one move, and this time it
won't be a vat of dye. It'll be the river.
342
00:24:55,837 --> 00:24:58,032
- You wouldn't.
- Yes, I would.
343
00:24:59,107 --> 00:25:01,041
I think you would.
344
00:25:05,047 --> 00:25:07,777
Catherine, your lack
of cooperation is amazing.
345
00:25:07,849 --> 00:25:11,649
I'll cooperate by getting the map
and finding out where we are.
346
00:25:11,720 --> 00:25:13,654
Who put us on the river
in the first place?
347
00:25:13,722 --> 00:25:16,816
I knew you were going to say that.
You're tiresome.
348
00:25:16,892 --> 00:25:20,328
You're subnormal. I don't propose
to argue with you any further.
349
00:25:20,395 --> 00:25:24,297
Oh, dear. That darn road doesn't
come within ten kilometers of here.
350
00:25:24,366 --> 00:25:26,766
What? Across open country
in that thing?
351
00:25:26,835 --> 00:25:29,235
Oh, it'll just be a little bumpy.
Only for a couple of hours.
352
00:25:29,237 --> 00:25:34,004
- We'll make it by 3:00.
- Ha. We won't get there before dark,
if we get there at all.
353
00:25:34,076 --> 00:25:37,409
This motorcycle will go anywhere.
If you'll get your pants off that grass...
354
00:25:37,479 --> 00:25:40,277
and help me get it out of the boat,
we'll be on the road in no time.
355
00:25:40,348 --> 00:25:42,282
Pitch dark.
356
00:26:07,476 --> 00:26:10,070
Henri, we're lost. Absolutely lost.
357
00:26:10,145 --> 00:26:13,945
- Is there a difference?
- Oh, haven't you got a bump of direction?
358
00:26:14,015 --> 00:26:15,949
That's the only kind I haven't got.
359
00:26:16,017 --> 00:26:18,577
Well, come on. You drive this thing.
My back hurts. Oh!
360
00:26:18,653 --> 00:26:22,589
You're the one who checked out on the motorcycle.
You know what the sergeant said.
361
00:26:22,657 --> 00:26:25,820
- Oh, stop being so cute.
I hate you when you're...
362
00:26:25,894 --> 00:26:27,885
What's that? Listen.
363
00:26:36,204 --> 00:26:41,107
Oh! We must have been driving alongside
that road for the last hour!
364
00:26:41,176 --> 00:26:44,202
- Perhaps they just moved it there.
- Oh, shut up.
365
00:26:53,555 --> 00:26:56,490
Henri, there's a sign back there.
See what it says.
366
00:26:59,728 --> 00:27:03,095
- I don't suppose you have a flashlight.
- No, I haven't.
367
00:27:13,041 --> 00:27:15,407
- What does it say?
- I can't see.
368
00:27:15,477 --> 00:27:17,411
Well, climb up, silly.
369
00:27:19,314 --> 00:27:21,339
You'd better hurry up.
It's starting to rain.
370
00:27:27,489 --> 00:27:30,686
- What does it say?
- Well, I can't tell. It's in German.
371
00:27:30,759 --> 00:27:33,660
Well, move your arm.
372
00:27:33,728 --> 00:27:36,959
Oh. You can
come down now, Henri.
373
00:27:42,103 --> 00:27:44,128
- What did it say?
- Never mind. Get in.
374
00:27:44,206 --> 00:27:46,140
- But what did it say?
- "Wet paint."
375
00:27:46,208 --> 00:27:48,142
Well, how many miles?
376
00:27:49,211 --> 00:27:51,145
Oh, no, Henri.
No, you don't.
377
00:27:51,213 --> 00:27:53,647
You'll get awful wet if you stay out here.
Come on. Get in the sidecar.
378
00:27:53,715 --> 00:27:57,151
- I know it. I know it.
- Hurry up.
379
00:28:20,642 --> 00:28:22,769
All right, Henri.
We're in Bad Nauheim.
380
00:28:22,844 --> 00:28:25,506
- You can come out now.
- You sure?
381
00:28:25,580 --> 00:28:29,277
Yes. I'm sure. And bring my bag.
382
00:28:39,427 --> 00:28:42,123
What are you talking about?
383
00:28:42,197 --> 00:28:44,256
He wanted to know
if we wanted one room or two.
384
00:28:44,332 --> 00:28:46,664
- You told him?
- I told him.
385
00:28:50,972 --> 00:28:53,736
What's the matter?
386
00:28:53,808 --> 00:28:56,242
My back. I think it's broken,
and it's all your fault.
387
00:28:56,311 --> 00:28:58,609
- My fault?
- Yes. If you'd pushed that cow out of the way...
388
00:28:58,680 --> 00:29:01,114
we wouldn't have had to take
the detour that landed us in the brook.
389
00:29:01,182 --> 00:29:03,047
- It was a bull!
- Cow.
390
00:29:03,118 --> 00:29:06,053
You told me yourself you couldn't tell
the difference at 20 yards away.
391
00:29:06,121 --> 00:29:09,386
I know. But if you can't tell the difference
at 20 yards, it couldn't be a bull.
392
00:29:09,457 --> 00:29:12,517
- He would have had horns.
- Oh. Yeah.
393
00:29:21,303 --> 00:29:23,464
- Who is it?
- Cinderella.
394
00:29:23,538 --> 00:29:25,472
- What do you want?
- My slipper.
395
00:29:25,540 --> 00:29:27,201
Well, open the door.
396
00:29:32,280 --> 00:29:36,341
- Well, what do you want?
- You just said that. How's your back?
397
00:29:36,418 --> 00:29:38,443
Oh, it's awful. It hurts.
398
00:29:38,520 --> 00:29:40,454
Get into bed.
399
00:29:40,522 --> 00:29:43,116
I will not get into bed.
What do you think you're doing?
400
00:29:43,191 --> 00:29:45,785
- And what's all that stuff you've got there?
- I've brought you a drink.
401
00:29:45,860 --> 00:29:48,761
Oh, I thought so. I knew
you'd get up to your old tricks.
402
00:29:48,830 --> 00:29:51,628
And also some liniment
to rub your back. Get into bed.
403
00:29:55,537 --> 00:29:57,471
Oh.
404
00:29:57,539 --> 00:29:59,473
We'll need some water.
405
00:30:02,944 --> 00:30:05,378
Take your shirt off too.
406
00:30:05,447 --> 00:30:07,915
I am not going to
take my shirt off.
407
00:30:07,982 --> 00:30:10,246
Well, how am I going to
rub your back through your shirt?
408
00:30:10,318 --> 00:30:14,049
You're not going to rub my back through
anything, including my own foolishness.
409
00:30:14,122 --> 00:30:16,056
Here. Drink this.
410
00:30:19,027 --> 00:30:21,928
- Want some water?
- No. It's good.
411
00:30:21,996 --> 00:30:24,658
Hmm.
412
00:30:27,302 --> 00:30:30,965
My back!
413
00:30:31,039 --> 00:30:32,973
Do you want it rubbed or not?
414
00:30:33,041 --> 00:30:35,373
Is that stuff any good?
415
00:30:35,443 --> 00:30:37,377
Turn over.
416
00:30:37,445 --> 00:30:41,973
Wait a minute!
417
00:30:42,050 --> 00:30:45,076
Go on. All right.
418
00:30:45,153 --> 00:30:48,088
Ow! Oh. Ooh!
419
00:30:48,156 --> 00:30:51,250
Stop bawling. I don't want them
to think we've smuggled a cow in here.
420
00:30:51,326 --> 00:30:54,420
- Well, it stings.
- That's what it's supposed to do.
421
00:30:54,496 --> 00:30:56,987
- Oh.
- Let it soak in for a while.
422
00:31:01,302 --> 00:31:03,167
Now, relax.
423
00:31:03,238 --> 00:31:05,604
Oh! You're dislocating everything!
424
00:31:05,673 --> 00:31:09,040
- Oh, relax.
- I hurt further up.
425
00:31:09,110 --> 00:31:11,442
Well, how can I get you
to relax if you won't cooperate?
426
00:31:11,513 --> 00:31:14,971
- You heard what I said. I hurt further up.
- Oh.
427
00:31:19,587 --> 00:31:23,853
Mmm. That's better.
Makes me feel sleepy.
428
00:31:23,925 --> 00:31:25,586
Good.
429
00:31:29,397 --> 00:31:32,491
Oh, that's nice, Henri.
430
00:31:32,567 --> 00:31:38,005
You know, I'm sorry. I thought
when you came in here you were
behaving like a stinker.
431
00:31:38,072 --> 00:31:40,131
But you've been a stinker
for so long I just...
432
00:31:40,208 --> 00:31:42,642
I know. I know.
Go to sleep.
433
00:31:42,710 --> 00:31:46,771
- What? With you in the room?
- Well, I can't rub you from the hallway.
434
00:31:50,351 --> 00:31:53,411
If I go to sleep, will you promise
to get right out of here?
435
00:31:53,488 --> 00:31:57,584
- I'll go now.
- Oh, no. It feels good.
436
00:31:57,659 --> 00:31:59,752
Now go to sleep,
and I'll be gone in a minute.
437
00:32:03,131 --> 00:32:05,827
Henri, about this mission.
438
00:32:05,900 --> 00:32:10,030
- Never mind.
- Well, I just want to ask a question.
439
00:32:10,104 --> 00:32:14,564
- All right. What?
- Is this mission we're on so important?
440
00:32:14,642 --> 00:32:19,780
No. Not particularly. But it is to me, because
it's my last assignment for the army.
441
00:32:19,913 --> 00:32:21,642
I'm getting out next week.
442
00:32:21,715 --> 00:32:23,649
Oh. I didn't know that.
443
00:32:24,985 --> 00:32:28,716
- Then it is important, isn't it?
- Mm-hmm.
444
00:32:32,292 --> 00:32:34,226
Henri, you know l...
445
00:32:35,662 --> 00:32:37,596
Oh, I'm so sleepy.
446
00:32:55,315 --> 00:32:57,249
Good night.
447
00:34:07,420 --> 00:34:09,752
Oh, she'll never believe me.
448
00:38:10,063 --> 00:38:13,157
- What happened? What happened?
- Shh! You unspeakable weasel.
449
00:38:13,233 --> 00:38:15,701
I knew you'd be up to your old tricks
the minute my back was turned.
450
00:38:15,768 --> 00:38:17,702
- That's ridiculous.
- Get out of here.
451
00:38:17,770 --> 00:38:19,704
- I can't get out.
- I said get out!
452
00:38:19,772 --> 00:38:21,706
- I can't get out.
- Shh. Why not?
453
00:38:21,774 --> 00:38:23,765
- Because the door handle came off.
- What an excuse!
454
00:38:23,843 --> 00:38:26,573
- Even you could think of a better one!
- The handle came off...
455
00:38:26,646 --> 00:38:29,513
- I don't believe you.
- You just try to open the door.
456
00:38:29,582 --> 00:38:31,516
- All right! I will.
- Open the door!
457
00:38:31,584 --> 00:38:33,950
Try to open the door.
458
00:38:35,021 --> 00:38:36,921
L... How did you do that?
459
00:38:36,990 --> 00:38:40,118
Oh, you liar. You dirty...
460
00:38:41,494 --> 00:38:43,428
B- B-But...
461
00:38:43,496 --> 00:38:46,522
You're worse than I thought.
Put on your shoes and get out of here!
462
00:38:46,599 --> 00:38:48,567
- I tell you...
- Don't speak to me! Don't speak to me.
463
00:38:48,635 --> 00:38:51,627
You understand?
Don't speak to me again. Ever!
464
00:38:54,073 --> 00:38:56,007
Mmm.
465
00:39:04,918 --> 00:39:08,581
I don't want to talk to you.
Don't speak to me.
466
00:39:10,823 --> 00:39:13,087
L...
467
00:39:21,968 --> 00:39:24,562
Stop banging on that door!
468
00:39:31,778 --> 00:39:34,645
- You can't come in!
- I'm in!
469
00:39:35,848 --> 00:39:39,284
- Magic.
- I told you not to speak to me, and...
470
00:39:39,352 --> 00:39:41,286
Someone's out there.
471
00:39:41,354 --> 00:39:43,447
Good. Perhaps they'll let me out.
472
00:39:43,523 --> 00:39:45,582
Who is it?
473
00:39:45,658 --> 00:39:49,287
Fraulein, it's me.
The innkeeper's wife.
474
00:39:49,362 --> 00:39:52,957
Henri, we gotta do something. You...
475
00:39:53,032 --> 00:39:55,125
- I know. Get out that window.
- Who, me?
476
00:39:55,201 --> 00:39:58,034
Go on, Henri. You can't
be found in here. Don't argue.
477
00:39:58,104 --> 00:40:01,130
- Oh! American women!
- Go on.
478
00:40:05,945 --> 00:40:08,778
What the...
479
00:40:08,848 --> 00:40:11,510
Oh, shoot.
480
00:40:16,889 --> 00:40:18,823
Come in.
481
00:40:22,528 --> 00:40:26,965
The Klinke... The door handle came off.
It happened before once in the night.
482
00:40:27,033 --> 00:40:29,695
I put it back.
I'm very sorry it happened.
483
00:40:44,851 --> 00:40:49,254
Climbing in
the nice young lady's room! Out here!
484
00:40:49,322 --> 00:40:51,017
- No, no, no!
- Out here!
485
00:40:53,059 --> 00:40:55,220
Henri!
486
00:41:07,307 --> 00:41:09,241
Come in.
487
00:41:09,309 --> 00:41:12,904
Oh, excuse me.
I was looking for Captain Ro...
488
00:41:12,979 --> 00:41:15,277
Oh, Henri! No!
489
00:41:15,348 --> 00:41:17,976
What do you want?
490
00:41:18,051 --> 00:41:19,985
You look like an organ grinder.
491
00:41:24,991 --> 00:41:27,789
- What was that?
- The innkeeper. I borrowed his clothes.
492
00:41:27,860 --> 00:41:29,987
Why?
493
00:41:30,063 --> 00:41:33,226
I came here to Bad Nauheim
to find Herr Schindler.
494
00:41:33,299 --> 00:41:35,324
So I'm gonna make the rounds
of the black market hangouts...
495
00:41:35,401 --> 00:41:37,961
and see if I can get
some information about him.
496
00:41:38,037 --> 00:41:41,438
If I'm in uniform, no one's gonna
tell me anything. Is that reasonable?
497
00:41:41,507 --> 00:41:43,805
- Yes.
- See you later.
498
00:41:43,876 --> 00:41:46,003
- Don't you want me to help you?
- No.
499
00:41:46,079 --> 00:41:48,013
Oh, now, Henri.
500
00:41:48,081 --> 00:41:53,178
I'm sorry about the door handle. I was wrong.
You were telling the truth. I'm really sorry.
501
00:41:53,252 --> 00:41:55,447
Nice of you to apologize.
That fixes everything.
502
00:41:55,521 --> 00:41:58,547
- Well, what more can I do?
- I often wonder.
503
00:41:58,624 --> 00:42:01,491
Oh, Henri. Stop being like that.
You're behaving like a little boy.
504
00:42:01,561 --> 00:42:04,394
- I know it.
- But you said it was important.
I just want to help.
505
00:42:04,464 --> 00:42:08,195
- Never mind.
- Is it all right if I go on
my own and try to find Schindler?
506
00:42:08,267 --> 00:42:11,065
- Shh!
- Well, maybe I could do something.
507
00:42:11,137 --> 00:42:14,106
- Don't do anything.
- Oh, you make me so mad.
You don't want me to help.
508
00:42:14,173 --> 00:42:17,233
That's right. Don't do anything. If you see
me, don't speak to me. You don't know me.
509
00:42:17,310 --> 00:42:20,040
- Why not?
- Because you're an American
officer in uniform.
510
00:42:20,113 --> 00:42:22,240
If I'm seen talking to you,
they'll think I'm a stool pigeon.
511
00:42:22,315 --> 00:42:25,148
- I don't see why I can't go out...
- Please. Just take orders.
512
00:42:25,218 --> 00:42:27,652
- Now remember. You don't know me.
- I don't know you.
513
00:42:27,720 --> 00:42:29,688
- You can't speak to me.
- Okay. I can't speak to you.
514
00:42:29,756 --> 00:42:33,192
- You can't even see me.
- I never could. Not for sour apples.
515
00:42:33,259 --> 00:42:36,387
- Oh!
- Oh, you stubborn...
516
00:42:38,431 --> 00:42:39,492
He makes me so mad I could...
517
00:42:39,527 --> 00:42:40,687
He makes me so mad I could...
518
00:42:43,503 --> 00:42:45,596
Hey, Catherine.
Catherine Gates!
519
00:42:45,671 --> 00:42:48,105
Jowitt! Hello. How are you?
It's good to see you.
520
00:42:48,174 --> 00:42:50,802
- What are you doing in Bad Nauheim?
- I'm here on a mission.
521
00:42:50,877 --> 00:42:53,638
- What sort?
- Well, I'll tell you about it.
Can we get breakfast here?
522
00:42:53,679 --> 00:42:55,647
- I know where we can get some real coffee.
- Where is it?
523
00:42:55,715 --> 00:42:59,242
- Come on. Gonna be here long?
- Oh, just for a couple of days.
524
00:42:59,318 --> 00:43:00,979
Fine.
525
00:43:03,656 --> 00:43:06,921
Here we are. Bill Trumble,
Catherine Gates.
526
00:43:06,993 --> 00:43:09,655
- Hello. How are you?
- Glad to meet you, Lieutenant.
Won't you sit down?
527
00:43:09,729 --> 00:43:12,357
- Thanks.
- Catherine just got in town this morning.
528
00:43:12,432 --> 00:43:15,560
- Good morning. Do you want
anything besides coffee?
529
00:43:15,635 --> 00:43:18,570
- Oh, jam, rolls. Anything you have.
- Make it for two.
530
00:43:18,638 --> 00:43:21,129
How long are you going to be here?
531
00:43:21,207 --> 00:43:24,108
- Just a couple of days.
- You haven't told me what you're doing here.
532
00:43:24,177 --> 00:43:27,112
Well, it's not much
of a story. Just...
533
00:43:30,917 --> 00:43:35,320
- Say, isn't that the fellow I
saw you talking to at the inn?
- Yes. That's him.
534
00:43:35,388 --> 00:43:39,188
Well, he's going into the wrong place.
That's a black market hangout.
535
00:43:39,258 --> 00:43:41,351
Bill has a friend in the M.P.s.
536
00:43:41,427 --> 00:43:43,361
The German police are gonna raid
that place this morning.
537
00:43:43,429 --> 00:43:45,624
You mean the place
he just went into?
538
00:43:45,698 --> 00:43:48,132
Mm-hmm. That's why
we came here for breakfast.
539
00:43:48,201 --> 00:43:50,135
Get a floor show thrown in free.
540
00:43:50,203 --> 00:43:53,570
Well, you couldn't have
chosen a better spot.
541
00:43:53,639 --> 00:43:57,939
Here they are now.
Watch them operate.
542
00:44:20,833 --> 00:44:22,926
Hey, Sergeant,
will you come and help me?
543
00:44:23,002 --> 00:44:26,665
Constable! Halt, halt!
544
00:44:26,739 --> 00:44:29,003
There's someone who can identify me.
She's an officer in the United States Army.
545
00:44:29,075 --> 00:44:31,475
Come with me here. Catherine.
546
00:44:31,544 --> 00:44:34,544
Catherine, tell these men who I am.
Identify me. Please tell them something.
547
00:44:34,580 --> 00:44:36,775
- Is something wrong, Officer?
- If you please, Lieutenant.
548
00:44:36,849 --> 00:44:39,443
He says he is French officer
and you know him.
549
00:44:39,519 --> 00:44:41,487
I never saw him before in my life.
550
00:44:41,554 --> 00:44:45,752
- That's what I thought!
- You shouldn't have done this
to me, Catherine!
551
00:44:45,825 --> 00:44:47,816
I'll get even! I'll get even!
552
00:44:50,396 --> 00:44:52,864
I'll get even, traitor! I'll get even!
553
00:44:54,834 --> 00:44:58,998
- Catherine, what is going on here?
- I'll tell you later.
554
00:44:59,071 --> 00:45:03,269
Look. By any chance could you fellows help me
find a German lens grinder named Schindler?
555
00:45:03,342 --> 00:45:05,537
- Sure.
- We ought to be able to help you on that.
556
00:45:05,611 --> 00:45:07,545
- Think so?
- Mm-hmm.
557
00:45:16,022 --> 00:45:18,183
- Is this the man?
- Yes. That's Captain Rochard.
558
00:45:18,257 --> 00:45:20,691
- Good morning, Henri.
- I trust the captain will understand.
559
00:45:20,760 --> 00:45:24,930
There was nothing else we could do. No identity card.
It was not really our fault.
560
00:45:25,063 --> 00:45:28,123
Don't worry. I'm entirely
aware whose fault it was.
561
00:45:28,199 --> 00:45:30,292
Henri, I did exactly as you told me.
562
00:45:30,368 --> 00:45:32,563
Well, thank you, Captain.
Thank you.
563
00:45:32,637 --> 00:45:36,835
- One question. Why have you
no beds in this jail?
- Didn't you have a bed, Henri?
564
00:45:36,908 --> 00:45:41,106
Well, you see, Captain, when we had beds,
everyone wished to be arrested.
565
00:45:41,179 --> 00:45:45,013
It was terrible. The people did anything... everything...
just so they could have a bed.
566
00:45:45,083 --> 00:45:48,211
- I know how they felt.
- Oh, you poor dear.
You haven't had a wink of sleep.
567
00:45:48,286 --> 00:45:51,187
Shut up. May I go now?
568
00:45:51,256 --> 00:45:53,724
- Yes. Of course, Captain.
- Thank you very much.
569
00:45:53,792 --> 00:45:55,919
I'd like to have a word or two
with you outside.
570
00:45:55,994 --> 00:45:59,157
- Of course, Henri. I want to talk to you too.
- Mm-hmm.
571
00:46:01,766 --> 00:46:03,893
Now, before you say anything,
I want you to meet...
572
00:46:03,969 --> 00:46:06,369
Listen, you little bug-eyed traitor,
I want you to remember this.
573
00:46:06,438 --> 00:46:08,372
I'll get even. I swear I will.
574
00:46:08,440 --> 00:46:11,204
I'll get even if it takes years.
If it takes forever, I'll get even.
575
00:46:11,276 --> 00:46:13,403
- Please. Captain Rochard.
- Go away. I'm busy.
576
00:46:13,478 --> 00:46:16,106
- I'll break you. I'll break you like a dry twig.
- Henri, this is...
577
00:46:16,181 --> 00:46:20,379
I'll turn you into a shaking old woman with
a tin... Didn't you hear me say I was busy?
578
00:46:20,452 --> 00:46:22,886
- With a tin cup!
- I'm trying to tell you this is...
579
00:46:22,954 --> 00:46:27,220
While I can understand how you
can be an utter rat just for the
fun of it, one thing baffles me.
580
00:46:27,292 --> 00:46:29,760
- Oh, there's no pleasing some people.
- And that's your job.
581
00:46:29,828 --> 00:46:33,559
The army gave you an assignment. You took
an oath as an officer... the oath of duty.
582
00:46:33,631 --> 00:46:36,930
- I just followed your orders.
- Now we'll never find Schindler!
Where is Schindler now?
583
00:46:37,002 --> 00:46:39,835
- Well, he's right...
- He's probably heard
I've been looking for him...
584
00:46:39,904 --> 00:46:42,805
and he's gone underground... maybe left the country...
I know how those fellows work!
585
00:46:42,874 --> 00:46:44,808
- But, Henri...
- What do you want? Who are you?
586
00:46:44,876 --> 00:46:48,835
- I am Schindler.
- Well, that's fine.
Will you please stop annoying...
587
00:46:48,913 --> 00:46:50,847
- You're Schindler?
- Yeah. Schindler.
588
00:46:50,915 --> 00:46:54,783
- Well, why didn't you say so?
- Because you wouldn't give
anybody a chance to say a word.
589
00:46:54,853 --> 00:46:58,494
Now if you'll button that big lip of yours so
Herr Schindler can talk to you for a minute...
590
00:46:58,523 --> 00:47:00,457
he hasn't much time
before his train leaves.
591
00:47:00,525 --> 00:47:05,792
Yeah. All I wanted to say is that I'm so glad...
so grateful, so full of happiness. Thank you.
592
00:47:05,864 --> 00:47:07,798
- Well...
- Good-bye.
593
00:47:07,866 --> 00:47:09,800
- Wait! I want to talk to you.
- He'll miss his train.
594
00:47:09,868 --> 00:47:12,598
Yes. I go to Paris.
French Economic Bureau.
595
00:47:12,670 --> 00:47:15,764
I've got my passport and documents
and contract here in my pocket.
596
00:47:15,840 --> 00:47:18,274
- I took them out of your briefcase.
- This wonderful young lady...
597
00:47:18,343 --> 00:47:20,607
- is giving and telling me everything.
- Mm-hmm.
598
00:47:20,678 --> 00:47:24,239
So I leave Germany now.
599
00:47:24,315 --> 00:47:26,840
I never wanted to be
in the black market.
600
00:47:26,918 --> 00:47:32,754
I'm a scientist, and now I will work
for science and for France...
601
00:47:32,824 --> 00:47:36,316
and no more like
a thief in the night.
602
00:47:36,394 --> 00:47:39,522
Thank you.
Thank you.
603
00:47:39,597 --> 00:47:41,531
Good-bye.
604
00:47:43,401 --> 00:47:45,835
Thank you again. Good-bye.
605
00:47:46,905 --> 00:47:49,772
Nice little guy.
606
00:47:49,841 --> 00:47:51,775
Mmm.
607
00:48:01,419 --> 00:48:03,887
- So you found him.
- I ran smack into him.
608
00:48:03,955 --> 00:48:08,119
Someone I knew knew him.
He was very anxious to go, as you heard.
609
00:48:08,193 --> 00:48:11,788
- It was easy.
- Yeah. Easy.
610
00:48:11,863 --> 00:48:13,524
Yeah. Easy.
611
00:48:37,255 --> 00:48:40,053
All right. Go ahead.
Start hollering. Call me names.
612
00:48:43,862 --> 00:48:47,263
Just a minute. Do you speak English?
613
00:48:47,332 --> 00:48:52,634
- Sure!
- Good. You know, there's nothing
I've ever really wanted in life.
614
00:48:52,704 --> 00:48:55,332
Fame, money, position... nothing.
615
00:48:55,406 --> 00:48:58,534
Nothing until now.
There's just one thing.
616
00:48:58,610 --> 00:49:01,477
And that is never to see you
again as long as I live.
617
00:49:01,546 --> 00:49:04,481
That was a mean, rotten thing
to say, and l...
618
00:49:04,549 --> 00:49:06,949
Will you get the coffee, please?
619
00:49:07,018 --> 00:49:11,717
- That was mean rotten.
- Maybe it was mean rotten,
but it wasn't accidental.
620
00:49:11,789 --> 00:49:13,916
Fortunately, I'm getting
out of the army soon.
621
00:49:13,992 --> 00:49:18,292
I'm going to be a civilian, so never again
can they order me to associate with you.
622
00:49:18,363 --> 00:49:21,127
What's more, I'm going back
to Heidelberg by train.
623
00:49:21,199 --> 00:49:25,101
You can get some other chump to torture
in that lunatic sidecar of yours.
624
00:49:25,170 --> 00:49:29,300
Aw, Henri, I know why you're mad,
and I don't blame you. I would be too.
625
00:49:29,374 --> 00:49:32,502
I knew it was your last job
in the army, and I just didn't think.
626
00:49:32,577 --> 00:49:36,513
I spoiled it for you. I'd give anything
if I hadn't. I'd cut off my arm, almost.
627
00:49:36,581 --> 00:49:39,709
- Mm-hmm.
- Oh, I like you, Henri. I can't help it. I do.
628
00:49:39,784 --> 00:49:42,685
You're stubborn, and you don't know
anything, and you're a fathead.
629
00:49:42,754 --> 00:49:46,656
But I don't want you to go away and just
disappear without saying you'll write...
630
00:49:46,724 --> 00:49:49,488
or kick me or use my toothbrush...
631
00:49:49,561 --> 00:49:51,802
- Oh, for heaven's...
- Well, I wouldn't put it past you!
632
00:49:51,829 --> 00:49:54,957
- And after all we've been to each other.
- And all we haven't been.
633
00:49:55,033 --> 00:49:57,024
- And all we've done together.
- And all...
634
00:49:57,101 --> 00:50:00,696
All we haven't done together.
I know that's not your fault.
635
00:50:00,772 --> 00:50:03,206
It's all mine, and I feel like a...
636
00:50:03,274 --> 00:50:08,337
Oh, I'm making a fool of myself. Now,
get outta here, or say something nice!
637
00:50:08,413 --> 00:50:11,314
Oh. Well, I don't know, Catherine. L...
638
00:50:11,382 --> 00:50:14,977
Oh, that was nice, Henri.
That was nice. Please say more.
639
00:50:17,355 --> 00:50:20,051
Well, if we're gonna get back to Heidelberg
before dark, we'd better be going.
640
00:50:20,124 --> 00:50:22,752
- Oh, Henri!
- But, Catherine...
641
00:50:22,827 --> 00:50:24,761
- Yes, Henri?
- Just one thing.
642
00:50:24,829 --> 00:50:27,161
- What?
- Pay for the coffee.
643
00:50:27,232 --> 00:50:29,166
Yes, Henri.
644
00:50:51,556 --> 00:50:53,490
What happened?
What happened?
645
00:50:53,558 --> 00:50:57,927
Well, you went to sleep,
so I pulled off the side of the road.
646
00:50:57,996 --> 00:51:00,362
- I thought this would be better.
- Thank you.
647
00:51:00,431 --> 00:51:03,832
You know, Henri, I've been thinking.
Why do we fight all the time?
648
00:51:03,901 --> 00:51:07,462
- You tell me.
- Oh, just sex antagonism, I guess.
649
00:51:07,538 --> 00:51:09,699
- What does that mean?
- I don't know exactly...
650
00:51:09,774 --> 00:51:12,641
but I think it means just the opposite
of what it sounds like.
651
00:51:12,710 --> 00:51:15,440
- I can't even think what it sounds like.
- Oh, Henri.
652
00:51:15,513 --> 00:51:18,505
I think it means that we really
like each other but won't admit it.
653
00:51:18,583 --> 00:51:22,280
Listen. I'd like it distinctly
understood that l...
654
00:51:22,353 --> 00:51:25,686
- If I weren't so sleepy...
- Don't do it. Go to sleep.
655
00:51:25,757 --> 00:51:27,691
I will.
656
00:51:45,510 --> 00:51:47,535
- You all right?
- Sure. Go on back to sleep.
657
00:51:47,612 --> 00:51:51,241
- Why are we stopping?
- I want to see a man about a road.
I'll be back in a minute.
658
00:51:51,316 --> 00:51:53,250
Take your time.
659
00:52:17,041 --> 00:52:19,942
Henri! Henri!
660
00:52:20,011 --> 00:52:22,673
You know something, Catherine?
661
00:52:22,747 --> 00:52:25,375
I don't mind being
the first one to say it.
662
00:52:25,450 --> 00:52:28,044
I like you very much.
663
00:52:28,119 --> 00:52:30,883
As a matter of fact,
I'd miss you if you weren't here.
664
00:52:30,955 --> 00:52:33,423
Henri, stop!
665
00:52:33,491 --> 00:52:36,153
Come back! Henri!
666
00:52:45,370 --> 00:52:46,928
Oh, no.
667
00:52:52,510 --> 00:52:56,276
- Henri!
- Catherine, now that I've
told you how I feel, l...
668
00:52:56,347 --> 00:52:58,440
Oh! My, this is terribly bumpy.
669
00:52:59,717 --> 00:53:01,651
Look out!
670
00:53:05,623 --> 00:53:07,887
Catherine.! Catherine.!
671
00:53:07,959 --> 00:53:10,120
Catherine, darling.!
Are you all right? Where are you?
672
00:53:10,194 --> 00:53:12,128
Yes. I'm here. I'm coming!
673
00:53:17,935 --> 00:53:20,165
I can hear you,
but I can't find you.!
674
00:53:20,238 --> 00:53:22,172
Darling, are you all right?
Where are you?
675
00:53:22,240 --> 00:53:24,367
Here I am, over here.
676
00:53:25,443 --> 00:53:27,673
Oh, there you are.
677
00:53:27,745 --> 00:53:32,705
Oh, darling. Thank goodness you're safe.
How did you get out there?
678
00:53:34,185 --> 00:53:37,348
Well... Wait a minute. Ooh.
679
00:53:37,422 --> 00:53:40,050
I'm all out of breath
from chasing you.
680
00:53:40,124 --> 00:53:42,319
- From chasing me?
- Uh-huh.
681
00:53:42,393 --> 00:53:45,590
- You mean you weren't on the motorcycle?
- Uh-uh. You were by yourself.
682
00:53:45,663 --> 00:53:48,757
- Oh. You got off and left me.
- Henri.
683
00:53:48,833 --> 00:53:50,767
- Huh?
- What's all this "darling" business...
684
00:53:50,835 --> 00:53:52,962
you were mumbling about
a moment ago?
685
00:53:53,037 --> 00:53:55,938
- Darling? Did I say that?
- I heard you.
686
00:53:56,007 --> 00:53:58,066
It's probably fright.
It's only natural that...
687
00:53:58,142 --> 00:54:00,201
Did you mean me, Henri?
688
00:54:00,278 --> 00:54:03,111
Uh, I think I was
stunned momentarily.
689
00:54:03,181 --> 00:54:07,174
Well, maybe you were, but you looked like
you were going to kiss me when you saw me.
690
00:54:07,251 --> 00:54:11,312
- I what?
- I wish you had. I've never
been kissed by a Frenchman.
691
00:54:11,389 --> 00:54:14,586
Well, there's not...
What's so strange about that?
692
00:54:14,659 --> 00:54:16,718
Oh, you know what people say.
693
00:54:16,794 --> 00:54:19,957
- Oh, that's nonsense.
- Well, you just hear people talk.
694
00:54:20,031 --> 00:54:22,090
We're no different
than anybody else.
695
00:54:22,166 --> 00:54:25,397
- Well, I don't know. I've just heard talk.
- That's silly.
696
00:54:25,470 --> 00:54:28,530
Why don't you try it just once,
and let me see?
697
00:54:28,606 --> 00:54:31,541
- Oh, Catherine!
- That's the only way to find out, isn't it?
698
00:54:31,609 --> 00:54:35,568
- But I tell you, it's so silly.
- Well, there's no harm in trying, is there?
699
00:54:35,646 --> 00:54:38,979
- No. I suppose not.
- Well, all right. Go ahead.
700
00:54:40,284 --> 00:54:42,718
- Hmm. Well, are you ready?
- Sure.
701
00:54:48,259 --> 00:54:51,456
- There. You see?
- That was no good. That wasn't
the least bit different.
702
00:54:51,529 --> 00:54:53,895
I told you it wasn't going
to be any different.
703
00:54:53,965 --> 00:54:57,162
But I thought it'd be better than that.
704
00:54:57,235 --> 00:54:59,703
Well, after all, you didn't
give me much of a chance.
705
00:54:59,770 --> 00:55:02,690
- Oh, that wasn't fair, was it?
- What do you expect? Of course it wasn't.
706
00:55:02,740 --> 00:55:05,140
- I really should give you another chance.
- Yes, you ought.
707
00:55:05,209 --> 00:55:07,439
Well, all right.
Go ahead. Try again.
708
00:55:07,512 --> 00:55:10,003
All right.
709
00:55:10,081 --> 00:55:12,015
Here. Come here.
710
00:55:16,554 --> 00:55:19,489
Well! That was a little better.
711
00:55:19,557 --> 00:55:23,186
Certainly. You see? It could have been
even better if I'd had some cooperation.
712
00:55:23,261 --> 00:55:25,695
If I'd had a French girl,
it would have been fine.
713
00:55:25,763 --> 00:55:27,890
Wait. What did you mean
by that remark?
714
00:55:27,965 --> 00:55:31,162
Well, you haven't been
giving me much help.
715
00:55:31,235 --> 00:55:33,829
- Oh. And you think a French
girl could do better?
- Yes. I do.
716
00:55:33,905 --> 00:55:35,964
- Do you want to try it again?
- Do you want to try it again?
717
00:55:36,040 --> 00:55:39,942
- Yes.
- Well, so do I.
718
00:55:40,011 --> 00:55:43,640
Wait a minute. Lean back.
Are you comfortable?
719
00:55:43,714 --> 00:55:45,648
- Yes.
- Good.
720
00:55:47,118 --> 00:55:49,814
Major, we... we want to get married.
721
00:55:49,887 --> 00:55:52,447
Well! When did you reach
that decision?
722
00:55:52,523 --> 00:55:55,321
- This afternoon, about 2:30.
- In a haystack.
723
00:55:55,393 --> 00:55:57,623
You see, Henri was
on the motorcycle, and l...
724
00:55:57,695 --> 00:56:00,163
Catherine, I don't think the major
would be interested in all the details.
725
00:56:00,231 --> 00:56:02,791
And you two didn't want
to go away together.
726
00:56:02,867 --> 00:56:05,427
It would seem your mission
was very successful.
727
00:56:05,503 --> 00:56:07,562
- Thank you, Major.
- My congratulations.
728
00:56:07,638 --> 00:56:10,334
- You're the very first to know.
- I guessed as much.
729
00:56:10,408 --> 00:56:12,603
Now, as to getting married,
there's one hitch.
730
00:56:12,677 --> 00:56:14,907
- Itch?
- It's probably the haystack. Henri and l...
731
00:56:14,979 --> 00:56:17,174
- I don't... I don't...
- I said "hitch."
732
00:56:17,248 --> 00:56:20,615
All marriages between American
military personnel and aliens...
733
00:56:20,685 --> 00:56:22,685
- and you come under that heading, Captain...
- Ah.
734
00:56:22,753 --> 00:56:24,880
Must be approved
by the commanding general.
735
00:56:24,956 --> 00:56:27,151
- Now, there's a set procedure
for that kind of thing.
- Yes, but...
736
00:56:27,224 --> 00:56:29,852
- It's only red tape, Henri.
- Well, do you itch, Catherine?
737
00:56:29,927 --> 00:56:33,522
The major said "hitch," Henri. She means
we've got to get a lot of things approved.
738
00:56:33,598 --> 00:56:35,930
- Oh.
- Here are the forms
requesting permission to marry.
739
00:56:36,000 --> 00:56:37,934
Fill them out in quadruplicate...
740
00:56:38,002 --> 00:56:40,300
and when you've completed them,
send them to Colonel Bliven's office.
741
00:56:40,371 --> 00:56:42,703
- Yes, Major.
- And good luck.
742
00:56:45,076 --> 00:56:47,704
- Good-bye, Captain.
- Yes.
743
00:56:51,182 --> 00:56:54,743
- Is she always so confusing?
- No. But this is going to be.
744
00:56:54,819 --> 00:56:57,117
- What's the matter?
- Look at all this stuff we've got to fill out.
745
00:56:57,188 --> 00:57:01,557
- She said there was four of them.
- You weren't hearing so good.
She said four of each.
746
00:57:01,626 --> 00:57:03,491
- Let's go and get to work.
- Fine.
747
00:57:03,561 --> 00:57:05,688
Wait a minute. Wait. Wait.
748
00:57:08,966 --> 00:57:12,197
- Souvenir.
- You'll end up with a pocketful.
749
00:57:16,874 --> 00:57:19,604
Well, this is impossible.
750
00:57:19,677 --> 00:57:21,804
Don't give up now.
We're halfway through.
751
00:57:21,879 --> 00:57:24,905
My uncle's politics, aunt's religion,
any warts, any...
752
00:57:24,982 --> 00:57:28,748
By the way, my aunt's name is Fanny.
Would you put that down, please?
753
00:57:28,819 --> 00:57:32,414
Any identifying scars
on my second cousin's clavicle?
754
00:57:32,490 --> 00:57:37,189
We'll never get this done. And look at this
silly thing. "Name your father's gender."
755
00:57:37,261 --> 00:57:40,162
- No.
- Yeah. It says so. Look.
756
00:57:40,231 --> 00:57:44,065
No. "Father's birthplace."
Gender belongs to this question over here.
757
00:57:44,135 --> 00:57:46,968
- I thought there was something wrong.
- What an idiot.
758
00:57:47,038 --> 00:57:50,303
- Were you ever captured by Peruvian Indians?
- No. Why?
759
00:57:50,374 --> 00:57:53,343
I understand they do a very good job
of shrinking heads.
760
00:57:53,411 --> 00:57:56,073
Mmm. Come on.
761
00:57:56,147 --> 00:57:58,581
Come on. Let's take time out.
762
00:58:01,352 --> 00:58:05,152
Oh, there are a lot of things
I'd rather do than answer questions.
763
00:58:05,222 --> 00:58:08,623
- This, for instance?
- Mm-hmm.
764
00:58:10,394 --> 00:58:13,090
Maybe I'd better go back
and see another double feature.
765
00:58:13,164 --> 00:58:15,231
Oh, no. Come on in.
766
00:58:15,364 --> 00:58:17,457
We're still filling out forms.
767
00:58:17,533 --> 00:58:20,468
If you find anyone who wants
to fill out forms with me, let me know.
768
00:58:20,536 --> 00:58:22,470
- I'm gonna get some sleep.
- Good night.
769
00:58:22,538 --> 00:58:24,472
- Good night.
- See you in the morning.
770
00:58:24,540 --> 00:58:26,906
- We gotta get busy.
- Oh.
771
00:58:26,976 --> 00:58:29,274
Why do we have
to go through all this?
772
00:58:29,345 --> 00:58:32,508
It's the army's way of finding out
if you really want to get married.
773
00:58:32,581 --> 00:58:35,015
- Well, I know a much better way.
- Henri.
774
00:59:36,211 --> 00:59:39,044
Major Prendergast. Yes.
775
00:59:39,114 --> 00:59:43,050
At ease, Gates.
That'll be all right. Well, Gates?
776
00:59:43,118 --> 00:59:47,555
I'm sorry to bother you, Major, but we
haven't heard a word about our application.
777
00:59:47,623 --> 00:59:51,081
- It's been over a week.
- Your papers must've
bogged down somewhere.
778
00:59:51,160 --> 00:59:53,185
Isn't there something you can do
to hurry them up?
779
00:59:53,262 --> 00:59:55,628
He's getting awfully nervous,
and so am I.
780
00:59:55,698 --> 00:59:59,657
- I'll see what I can do. I'll let you know.
- Thank you, Major.
781
00:59:59,735 --> 01:00:01,669
- Oh, Gates.
- Yes, Major?
782
01:00:01,737 --> 01:00:05,138
- He is worth waiting for, isn't he?
- Well, he is now.
783
01:00:05,207 --> 01:00:08,540
I don't know what he'll be like
by the time I get him.
784
01:00:20,155 --> 01:00:23,682
I can't understand an American
marrying a foreigner she hardly knows.
785
01:00:23,759 --> 01:00:25,693
It's ridiculous and disgraceful.
786
01:00:25,761 --> 01:00:29,925
- I just can't see why she wants to.
- You all better get glasses.
787
01:00:29,998 --> 01:00:33,490
Why are you women such pushovers for
this parlez vous hand kissing stuff?
788
01:00:33,569 --> 01:00:36,197
Hand kissing?
Why, he does more than that.
789
01:00:36,271 --> 01:00:38,501
Why, Catherine told me
he was plumb crazy.
790
01:00:38,574 --> 01:00:41,042
Always chasing her
and trying to beat her up.
791
01:00:41,110 --> 01:00:43,704
Why, he left marks
all over her. I saw 'em.
792
01:00:43,779 --> 01:00:47,681
- Leave marks on me any time.
I'll bring the stick.
- Oh, it wasn't a stick.
793
01:00:47,750 --> 01:00:50,150
- He kicked her right in the...
- What?
794
01:00:50,219 --> 01:00:52,244
- Well, he did.
- Hi, Catherine.
795
01:00:52,321 --> 01:00:54,721
- We were just talking about you, honey.
- I'll bet you were.
796
01:00:58,527 --> 01:01:00,518
Oh.
797
01:01:02,564 --> 01:01:04,794
Well, say something.
Did you see her?
798
01:01:04,867 --> 01:01:08,530
- Don't lose your temper.
The papers are stuck somewhere.
- Stuck, how?
799
01:01:08,604 --> 01:01:11,095
Well, bogged down in channels,
lying on someone's desk.
800
01:01:11,173 --> 01:01:14,040
- What for?
- Henri, please. I don't know.
801
01:01:14,109 --> 01:01:17,044
Well, they let other people get married.
What have they got against you?
802
01:01:17,112 --> 01:01:19,672
Against me? It's probably you
they're investigating.
803
01:01:19,748 --> 01:01:21,773
- Nonsense. Why should they?
- Henri, please.
804
01:01:21,850 --> 01:01:24,478
- There are other people in the room.
- Why should they investigate me?
805
01:01:24,553 --> 01:01:27,317
Because the American army
is very careful. That's why.
806
01:01:27,389 --> 01:01:30,654
American army had better be careful,
or they're not gonna have any
American children soon.
807
01:01:30,726 --> 01:01:33,490
- Will you kindly lower your voice?
- I'll do better than that.
808
01:01:33,562 --> 01:01:35,496
I'll take it somewhere else
if it annoys you.
809
01:01:35,564 --> 01:01:37,930
Do that, and while you're about it,
go bag your oars.
810
01:01:38,000 --> 01:01:40,696
- "Bag your oars"?
What's that, more army talk?
- Navy.
811
01:01:40,769 --> 01:01:42,930
Oh, naval talk.
It sounds like it. Charming.
812
01:01:43,005 --> 01:01:45,200
- You make me sick.
- Good.
813
01:01:45,274 --> 01:01:47,265
Henri.
814
01:01:50,546 --> 01:01:52,537
Excuse me.
815
01:01:55,017 --> 01:01:58,077
Catherine, let me ask you something
like a brother.
816
01:01:58,153 --> 01:02:00,883
- Do you really wanna marry that phony joker?
- Certainly not.
817
01:02:00,956 --> 01:02:03,948
- You're kidding.
- I hope he chokes. Slowly, very slowly.
818
01:02:04,026 --> 01:02:08,292
That's what I said all along. A girl like you...
you couldn't make a mistake like that.
819
01:02:08,363 --> 01:02:12,197
- Thank heavens for army red tape.
- Oh, don't thank the army.
820
01:02:12,267 --> 01:02:14,360
- You can thank me personally.
- You? Why?
821
01:02:14,436 --> 01:02:17,371
I hid the papers. I knew it was
a cinch you'd change your mind.
822
01:02:17,439 --> 01:02:20,431
- You hid the papers?
- That's right. I knew I was doing you a favor.
823
01:02:20,509 --> 01:02:22,977
- You hid the papers.
- I put them in the advance file.
824
01:02:23,045 --> 01:02:27,141
Don't mind going out on a limb for a friend.
It was taking a chance, sure...
825
01:02:42,464 --> 01:02:46,093
Now as to your marriage, you, Catherine,
want me to marry you in my church.
826
01:02:46,168 --> 01:02:48,636
- That's right.
- And you, Henri, always promised...
827
01:02:48,704 --> 01:02:50,831
the pastor of your parish
that he'd do the job.
828
01:02:50,906 --> 01:02:53,238
- Yes.
- I think you'd better have both marriages.
829
01:02:53,308 --> 01:02:55,606
- I think he's right.
- Oh, yes, yes.
830
01:02:55,677 --> 01:02:57,804
Just a moment.
There's more to it than that.
831
01:02:57,880 --> 01:03:01,543
Under the German law, which is
recognized by the occupying army...
832
01:03:01,617 --> 01:03:04,745
you have to go through a civil ceremony
before the church ceremony.
833
01:03:04,820 --> 01:03:07,152
- Oh?
- So you have to be married first...
834
01:03:07,222 --> 01:03:09,850
- by the b�rgermeister here in Heidelberg...
- Ah.
835
01:03:09,925 --> 01:03:12,416
And then come to me,
and then go to Henri's pastor.
836
01:03:12,494 --> 01:03:15,190
- That makes three times.
- Three?
837
01:03:15,264 --> 01:03:18,791
Chaplain, did you know that in China,
the bride and groom just drink tea...
838
01:03:18,867 --> 01:03:22,030
- out of the same bowl, and that's it?
- Are you Chinese, Henri?
839
01:03:22,104 --> 01:03:24,868
- Of course I'm not Chinese.
- I didn't think you were. I'm not.
840
01:03:24,940 --> 01:03:27,465
- What brought that up?
- You just said something about drinking tea.
841
01:03:27,543 --> 01:03:30,842
- I was telling the chaplain...
- I'll drink tea with you if you want me to.
842
01:03:30,913 --> 01:03:34,076
- You do?
- Stop it. Stop it.
843
01:03:34,149 --> 01:03:37,482
- Chaplain, perhaps I shouldn't
go through with this.
- You can still say no, Henri.
844
01:03:37,553 --> 01:03:41,080
- We'll go to the b�rgermeister,
and then come back to you.
- I'll be ready for you any time.
845
01:03:41,156 --> 01:03:43,681
- Thank you.
- Don't pay any attention to her, Chaplain.
846
01:03:43,759 --> 01:03:45,784
- All right.
- Good-bye.
847
01:03:45,861 --> 01:03:48,830
- Good-bye.
- Good-bye.
848
01:03:57,973 --> 01:04:01,204
You have decided now
to live your future life together.
849
01:04:10,118 --> 01:04:12,052
And forsaking all other...
850
01:04:12,120 --> 01:04:16,318
keep thee only unto him
so long as ye both shall live?
851
01:04:16,391 --> 01:04:19,360
- I will.
- Will you please join right hands?
852
01:04:22,064 --> 01:04:24,999
Henri, will you repeat after me?
853
01:04:25,067 --> 01:04:27,433
- I, Henri...
- I, Henri...
854
01:04:27,502 --> 01:04:29,970
- take thee, Catherine...
- Take thee, Catherine...
855
01:04:30,038 --> 01:04:32,165
to be my wedded wife.
856
01:04:48,123 --> 01:04:51,320
- He wants the ring.
- I haven't got it.
857
01:04:51,393 --> 01:04:53,452
Oh, here. L...
858
01:05:34,636 --> 01:05:36,934
Well, you like it?
859
01:05:38,140 --> 01:05:40,335
I like it.
860
01:05:44,479 --> 01:05:46,538
It's been quite a day, hasn't it?
861
01:05:46,615 --> 01:05:49,345
We're a lot married,
Henri, three times.
862
01:05:49,418 --> 01:05:51,545
It was worth it.
863
01:05:53,455 --> 01:05:55,753
I don't see how we could
ever get a divorce.
864
01:05:55,824 --> 01:05:59,521
It would be something like unwinding
the inside of a golf ball.
865
01:05:59,594 --> 01:06:03,086
- Want some more coffee?
- I just had four cups.
866
01:06:03,165 --> 01:06:06,225
- Besides, it keeps me awake.
- Oh.
867
01:06:10,205 --> 01:06:12,139
What's the matter?
868
01:06:12,207 --> 01:06:14,801
I was just thinking about a friend
of mine on his wedding night.
869
01:06:14,876 --> 01:06:16,810
Oh? What happened?
870
01:06:16,878 --> 01:06:20,974
Well, you see, he was a...
871
01:06:37,065 --> 01:06:41,695
No, no. Not tonight. No, no. No, no.
872
01:06:50,278 --> 01:06:52,405
- Tell me about him.
- About what?
873
01:06:52,481 --> 01:06:54,415
About your friend
on his wedding night.
874
01:06:54,483 --> 01:06:56,610
Oh. I'm not so sure
I can tell you that.
875
01:06:56,685 --> 01:07:00,086
- Oh, of course you can, Henri.
- That's right. I can now, can't I?
876
01:07:00,155 --> 01:07:02,419
- Mm-hmm.
- Well, here's what happened...
877
01:07:06,795 --> 01:07:09,389
This is just like my friend's story.
878
01:07:17,239 --> 01:07:19,173
- Now what?
- Hi. Can I come in?
879
01:07:19,241 --> 01:07:21,937
- Well, you're in.
- I didn't wanna come, but I have to...
880
01:07:22,010 --> 01:07:24,001
- Then go away.
- But...
881
01:07:24,079 --> 01:07:26,946
Kitty, what on earth are you doing here?
I thought you'd gone back.
882
01:07:27,015 --> 01:07:29,483
Of all the times to...
Well, what do you want, anyway?
883
01:07:29,551 --> 01:07:31,985
- Well, I certainly didn't wanna come here.
- Then go away.
884
01:07:32,053 --> 01:07:34,385
I've got something to tell you first,
and you're not going to like it.
885
01:07:34,456 --> 01:07:36,515
- What is it?
- I've just been on the phone.
886
01:07:36,591 --> 01:07:39,312
The colonel gave orders you're
to leave for Heidelberg in 20 minutes.
887
01:07:39,361 --> 01:07:42,990
- You're kidding.
- The whole outfit's been alerted
to go back to America.
888
01:07:43,064 --> 01:07:45,931
- To America? Well, they're
not going right away.
- Well, I don't know.
889
01:07:46,001 --> 01:07:47,935
Then we don't have
to leave tonight.
890
01:07:48,003 --> 01:07:50,198
Maybe you don't, but Catherine does.
Those are orders.
891
01:07:50,272 --> 01:07:52,570
- When do I have to report?
- Not until morning.
892
01:07:52,641 --> 01:07:55,241
Then we stay here tonight, and fly back
and report in the morning.
893
01:07:55,310 --> 01:07:58,143
- Orders.
- You could tell the colonel
you couldn't find us.
894
01:07:58,213 --> 01:08:01,341
He beat you to it. He said if I tried
to pull that one, we'd both be sorry.
895
01:08:01,416 --> 01:08:03,281
- Oh!
- Cathy, I'm in a spot. So are you.
896
01:08:03,351 --> 01:08:07,310
You've got to get working on Henri's passport,
or he won't be able to sail with you.
897
01:08:07,389 --> 01:08:09,516
Henri, we're dead.
898
01:08:09,591 --> 01:08:11,786
Well, this is a fine wedding night!
899
01:08:11,860 --> 01:08:14,886
You can find a place to stay
in Heidelberg. It's better than nothing.
900
01:08:14,963 --> 01:08:18,865
- What do you mean, nothing?
- You better start packing.
You've only got 20 minutes.
901
01:08:18,934 --> 01:08:22,836
- How do we get back from here?
- Plane to Frankfurt. There'll be a jeep there.
902
01:08:22,904 --> 01:08:27,034
- See you later.
- Orders are I'm to stick with you
until you get to Heidelberg.
903
01:08:27,108 --> 01:08:29,872
- Orders.
- Orders? Uh...
904
01:08:31,446 --> 01:08:34,415
Orders.
905
01:08:34,482 --> 01:08:37,451
They wouldn't do this
in the French army.
906
01:08:37,519 --> 01:08:39,510
Poor Henri.
907
01:08:55,370 --> 01:08:58,601
- Uh-oh. Want me to wait for you?
- What do you mean, wait?
908
01:08:58,673 --> 01:09:01,642
- What, all night?
- I don't think it's going to be that long.
909
01:09:01,710 --> 01:09:05,646
Uh... What kind of trouble
are you dreaming up now?
910
01:09:05,714 --> 01:09:08,478
I just noticed where you're going.
It says "B.O. Q"
911
01:09:08,550 --> 01:09:11,110
- Oh, no.
- That means bachelor
officers' quarters, Henri.
912
01:09:11,186 --> 01:09:15,452
I don't care what it means.
That is where I live, and that's
where I'm going to take my wife.
913
01:09:15,523 --> 01:09:17,457
But it's against regulations.
914
01:09:17,525 --> 01:09:20,289
Who cares anything about regulations
at a time like this?
915
01:09:20,362 --> 01:09:24,355
Besides, I know the sergeant
on the desk, and he always looks the...
916
01:09:25,834 --> 01:09:28,462
He's a very nice fellow.
Comes from Tulsa, Oklahoma.
917
01:09:28,536 --> 01:09:31,403
Driver, please take Lieutenant
Lawrence home. Good night, Kitty.
918
01:09:31,473 --> 01:09:33,407
- Good night, Henri.
- Come along, Catherine.
919
01:09:33,475 --> 01:09:35,170
- But, Henri, l...
- Now, please.
920
01:09:35,243 --> 01:09:37,234
- Good night, Kitty.
- Good night, Catherine.
921
01:09:37,312 --> 01:09:40,509
- Hope it works.
- Leave it to me.
922
01:09:52,426 --> 01:09:54,360
- It's just us, Kitty.
- Shh!
923
01:09:54,428 --> 01:09:57,829
- B.O. Q means bachelor officers' quarters.
- I told you it did...
924
01:09:57,898 --> 01:10:00,594
And after that, we went to six hotels.
They're all against...
925
01:10:00,668 --> 01:10:03,466
No military personnel...
What's the matter with you?
926
01:10:03,537 --> 01:10:06,506
Billings is on the couch, and Thompson
and Kay are in the bedroom.
927
01:10:06,573 --> 01:10:08,438
- What are they doing here?
- Sleeping.
928
01:10:08,509 --> 01:10:10,568
- Oh, no.
- Come on, Catherine.
929
01:10:10,644 --> 01:10:13,613
- Where, Henri?
- I don't know, but since
the beginning of the world...
930
01:10:13,681 --> 01:10:17,276
man has always found a place
for his mate, even if it was a cave.
931
01:10:17,351 --> 01:10:19,615
Well, tonight mankind's a flop.
932
01:10:19,687 --> 01:10:22,815
You haven't got a cave.
You haven't even got a bed.
933
01:10:22,890 --> 01:10:26,223
It's 3:00 in the morning,
and it's my wedding night...
934
01:10:26,293 --> 01:10:29,785
and my feet hurt,
and I couldn't walk another step.
935
01:10:29,863 --> 01:10:32,730
Yes, darling, yes.
Well, do you want to sleep here?
936
01:10:32,800 --> 01:10:37,260
No. I mean, yes, but I want you
to sleep here too.
937
01:10:37,338 --> 01:10:41,138
Well, you can bunk up with me,
and he can sleep in the bathroom.
938
01:10:41,208 --> 01:10:43,301
- Sitting up?
- It's not so bad.
939
01:10:43,377 --> 01:10:46,505
- I slept in a bathtub once.
- On your wedding night?
940
01:10:46,580 --> 01:10:50,641
No. I'll get you some blankets
and a pillow.
941
01:10:50,718 --> 01:10:53,915
Come along.
942
01:10:53,987 --> 01:10:56,547
Oh, Henri, how could it
turn out like this?
943
01:10:56,623 --> 01:10:58,853
I'd always planned us
to have a wonderful...
944
01:10:58,926 --> 01:11:00,917
I know. I know, darling.
Come on.
945
01:11:13,173 --> 01:11:16,165
There's the bathroom there.
946
01:11:16,243 --> 01:11:18,268
Good night, Henri.
947
01:11:18,345 --> 01:11:22,179
- Here's your pillow and blankets.
- Good night, dear. Good night.
948
01:11:24,351 --> 01:11:26,751
Oh, everything's wrong.
949
01:11:26,820 --> 01:11:30,881
Now I can't wear my new nightgown.
There isn't even any rice...
950
01:11:30,958 --> 01:11:34,155
- Maybe Kitty has some mothballs.
- Good night, Henri.
951
01:11:34,228 --> 01:11:36,128
I don't think it's funny,
not a bit...
952
01:11:36,196 --> 01:11:38,596
with me in one room
and you in a bathtub.
953
01:11:38,666 --> 01:11:42,397
Yes, dear.
Well, never mind.
954
01:11:42,469 --> 01:11:44,403
- Good night, darling.
- Yeah, good night.
955
01:11:44,471 --> 01:11:46,405
And don't cry.
I'll be all right.
956
01:11:46,473 --> 01:11:48,737
I'll be quite comfortable.
957
01:11:48,809 --> 01:11:51,471
I'll just turn on the cold water.
958
01:12:30,249 --> 01:12:32,183
Hmm.
959
01:12:37,824 --> 01:12:41,123
Oh, come on, Henri. Hurry up.
We've got a lot of things to do.
960
01:12:41,194 --> 01:12:44,220
I am hurrying,
just as fast as I can go.
961
01:12:44,297 --> 01:12:46,527
Well, straighten up.
You look like a question mark.
962
01:12:46,599 --> 01:12:49,067
- Oh! Thank you.
- There. That's better.
963
01:12:49,135 --> 01:12:52,002
What a place to put a faucet.
964
01:12:52,071 --> 01:12:54,005
- Where?
- In the middle of my back.
965
01:12:54,073 --> 01:12:56,234
It is unusual.
Well, cheer up, dear.
966
01:12:56,309 --> 01:12:58,300
At least tonight
you'll have a bed to sleep on.
967
01:12:58,378 --> 01:13:02,007
Well, that's just it.
Catherine, I don't mean to sound cranky...
968
01:13:02,081 --> 01:13:05,073
but this situation is so unnatural.
969
01:13:05,151 --> 01:13:07,483
I'll be at B.O.Q. And you'll be
sleeping miles away...
970
01:13:07,553 --> 01:13:09,487
all because
the United States Army...
971
01:13:09,555 --> 01:13:11,489
We haven't got time
to look for another place today.
972
01:13:11,557 --> 01:13:13,957
We've got to see
the American consul. Come on, silly.
973
01:13:14,027 --> 01:13:18,862
- What are you doing in the gutter?
- Where else would I be?
974
01:13:18,931 --> 01:13:22,196
Now, I know it's very important
and you're in a hurry...
975
01:13:22,268 --> 01:13:24,293
but it's not gonna be easy.
976
01:13:24,370 --> 01:13:28,136
Take the matter of support. Captain, have
you any money in the United States?
977
01:13:28,207 --> 01:13:30,607
- No.
- And the laws of your country...
978
01:13:30,677 --> 01:13:33,441
forbid you taking anything
but a nominal amount with you.
979
01:13:33,513 --> 01:13:35,447
Yes, I'm afraid that's right.
980
01:13:35,515 --> 01:13:38,006
Then a visitor's visa
would do you no good.
981
01:13:38,084 --> 01:13:41,451
You couldn't take a job.
And unless your wife can prove...
982
01:13:41,521 --> 01:13:45,048
that she's able to support you,
you couldn't get a permanent visa.
983
01:13:45,124 --> 01:13:48,890
Catherine isn't going to support me,
so is there any other kind of visa?
984
01:13:48,961 --> 01:13:50,895
What about the French quota?
985
01:13:50,963 --> 01:13:53,454
The French quota's completely
filled up for this year and next.
986
01:13:53,533 --> 01:13:55,831
- Well, what'll we do?
- I was wondering...
987
01:13:55,902 --> 01:13:59,338
if public law 271 would apply.
988
01:13:59,405 --> 01:14:02,272
That's the one regulating
the immigration of war brides.
989
01:14:02,341 --> 01:14:05,310
Catherine doesn't have to immigrate.
She's an American citizen.
990
01:14:05,378 --> 01:14:07,744
I was thinking of you as the bride.
991
01:14:07,814 --> 01:14:11,682
That's a pretty good
imagination you have there.
992
01:14:11,751 --> 01:14:14,515
It says spouses.
Doesn't mention sex.
993
01:14:14,587 --> 01:14:17,283
I'm convinced the American army
doesn't believe in it.
994
01:14:17,356 --> 01:14:20,848
This is gonna work.
Yes, I think this is gonna work.
995
01:14:20,927 --> 01:14:23,794
- Well, sure, it will. Say, this is wonderful.
- What's so wonderful?
996
01:14:23,863 --> 01:14:27,094
It says spouses means mates.
Doesn't say anything about male or female.
997
01:14:27,166 --> 01:14:30,158
- We're mates, aren't we?
- I really wouldn't know.
998
01:14:30,236 --> 01:14:33,501
You're a spouse of a member
of the American expedition forces.
999
01:14:33,573 --> 01:14:35,541
Therefore, you're eligible to travel...
1000
01:14:35,608 --> 01:14:40,511
- under section 271 as her bride.
- As her bride?
1001
01:14:40,580 --> 01:14:42,514
- No, Henri, please.
- As your bride?
1002
01:14:42,582 --> 01:14:44,542
- Oh, Henri, it'll be fun.
- But isn't it ridic...
1003
01:14:44,584 --> 01:14:47,712
Of course it is, darling, but it'll work.
You'll see. It's the only way.
1004
01:14:47,787 --> 01:14:49,914
Here's the application right here.
1005
01:14:49,989 --> 01:14:54,289
I am not going to travel as her bride.
And besides, her name's Rochard.
1006
01:14:54,360 --> 01:14:58,353
Excuse me, Captain Rochard,
but officially, it's still Gates.
1007
01:14:58,431 --> 01:15:01,059
Not at all.
Officially, it is Rochard.
1008
01:15:01,134 --> 01:15:03,898
- I have three wedding certificates to prove it.
- Henri.
1009
01:15:03,970 --> 01:15:05,961
I don't care.
Rochard. Rochard.
1010
01:15:06,038 --> 01:15:09,166
Pay no attention to him, Mr. Jones.
What do we have to do?
1011
01:15:09,242 --> 01:15:13,144
Here you fill out your name, rank,
organization, your wife's maiden name.
1012
01:15:13,212 --> 01:15:16,113
- She hasn't got a wife.
- Just for the time being.
1013
01:15:16,182 --> 01:15:19,310
- Have you got a wife?
- No, dear. But it's only a piece of paper.
1014
01:15:19,385 --> 01:15:21,751
- Well, then you...
- Well, obviously these applications...
1015
01:15:21,821 --> 01:15:24,085
are intended for
the husband to fill in.
1016
01:15:24,157 --> 01:15:25,920
Oh, well, I can write.
I can write.
1017
01:15:25,992 --> 01:15:29,689
- Yes, we know, dear. You can write.
- No, this doesn't apply to you.
1018
01:15:29,762 --> 01:15:31,923
You'll just have to make
the proper adjustments.
1019
01:15:31,998 --> 01:15:34,228
- What?
- On these papers.
1020
01:15:34,300 --> 01:15:36,291
- You want to go, don't you?
- What?
1021
01:15:36,369 --> 01:15:38,337
I tell you, Henri,
it's the only way.
1022
01:15:38,404 --> 01:15:41,134
Just hand those over to the immigration
officer when you've filled them out.
1023
01:15:41,207 --> 01:15:43,141
- Thank you, Mr. Jones.
- But, Catherine...
1024
01:15:43,209 --> 01:15:45,143
It'll be simple. You'll see.
1025
01:15:45,211 --> 01:15:48,180
On the contrary, the process
of turning a man into a woman...
1026
01:15:48,247 --> 01:15:51,239
is enormously complicated.
1027
01:15:51,317 --> 01:15:55,083
- But I'll do my best. Thank you. Good day.
- Good day.
1028
01:15:55,154 --> 01:15:56,746
- Good-bye.
- Good-bye.
1029
01:15:56,823 --> 01:15:58,882
Just a moment.
Brides first, please.
1030
01:15:58,958 --> 01:16:01,722
- Oh, I beg your pardon.
- That's all right.
1031
01:16:09,268 --> 01:16:11,202
Hello, Henri.
1032
01:16:11,270 --> 01:16:14,330
- Well, nothing happened.
- Hasn't it come yet?
1033
01:16:14,407 --> 01:16:16,341
I wonder if the application
even arrived.
1034
01:16:16,409 --> 01:16:20,038
I handed it to the immigration officer
myself first thing this morning.
1035
01:16:20,112 --> 01:16:22,774
Henri, brace yourself. I'm leaving.
1036
01:16:22,849 --> 01:16:26,512
- Our whole outfit leaves tonight.
- Tonight?
1037
01:16:26,586 --> 01:16:28,520
Oh, well, that does it.
We're cooked.
1038
01:16:28,588 --> 01:16:32,649
- The application will come
this afternoon. It's got to.
- It won't. Oh, you'll see.
1039
01:16:32,725 --> 01:16:35,626
You'll go, and I'll sit here
wondering which sex I am.
1040
01:16:35,695 --> 01:16:38,562
What a marriage. Solitary confinement.
Separate rooms.
1041
01:16:38,631 --> 01:16:40,565
I've never been
so lonely in my life.
1042
01:16:40,633 --> 01:16:43,602
- If I have to leave you, I'll shoot myself.
- Shoot me too. I'm...
1043
01:16:43,669 --> 01:16:46,968
- I think this is it. It came to the office.
- Thank you, Kitty.
1044
01:16:50,142 --> 01:16:53,077
At last.
1045
01:16:53,145 --> 01:16:56,342
"Dear madame"?
Oh, yes, that's me.
1046
01:16:56,415 --> 01:16:59,213
"Following application
of your husband..." that's you...
1047
01:16:59,285 --> 01:17:01,685
"you are informed that permission
to enter the United States...
1048
01:17:01,754 --> 01:17:03,984
as a war bride has been granted."
1049
01:17:04,056 --> 01:17:05,990
- I gotta get back. I'll see you later.
- Thanks, Kitty.
1050
01:17:06,058 --> 01:17:09,459
- I'm so happy. Kiss me.
- We've got time now. That can wait.
1051
01:17:09,528 --> 01:17:13,521
- Or maybe it can't.
- Oh, no, darling. No, no, Henri.
Please, the letter.
1052
01:17:13,599 --> 01:17:17,035
"Please fill in attached form
and bring to this..."
1053
01:17:17,103 --> 01:17:20,436
Another form.
Will they ever run out of forms?
1054
01:17:20,506 --> 01:17:22,940
Hmm. Hmm.
1055
01:17:24,810 --> 01:17:27,040
I won't. I won't answer
those questions.
1056
01:17:27,113 --> 01:17:31,015
- Oh. Well, Henri, this isn't so bad.
- I won't answer those questions.
1057
01:17:31,083 --> 01:17:33,017
- You've got to.
- I won't!
1058
01:17:33,085 --> 01:17:35,019
- You don't wanna stay, do you?
- No.
1059
01:17:35,087 --> 01:17:37,021
- Then you've got to answer them.
- How can I?
1060
01:17:37,089 --> 01:17:39,887
You can, Henri, and perhaps the man
at the office will help you.
1061
01:17:39,959 --> 01:17:42,621
- It wouldn't be possible.
- Now, please, control yourself
for once and be nice.
1062
01:17:42,695 --> 01:17:44,959
- How can you answer a single...
- Everything will be all right.
1063
01:17:45,031 --> 01:17:48,228
Be sure and read them over on the
way down. Good-bye, Henri. Good luck.
1064
01:17:48,601 --> 01:17:52,002
- I tell you, there isn't another form.
- I told you first.
1065
01:17:52,071 --> 01:17:55,006
- This form isn't for a man. It's for a woman.
- Uh-huh.
1066
01:17:55,074 --> 01:17:58,635
On the other hand, if you don't get this
form filled out and approved, you can't go.
1067
01:17:58,711 --> 01:18:02,374
- That's right.
- You mean I've got to use this form?
1068
01:18:02,448 --> 01:18:04,279
Sergeant,
I felt the same way you do...
1069
01:18:04,350 --> 01:18:08,286
but if that's the only form,
come on, let's fill it out.
1070
01:18:08,354 --> 01:18:12,347
Well, let's see. Age and birthplace.
We've got all that.
1071
01:18:12,425 --> 01:18:14,825
Well, here's the first one.
1072
01:18:14,894 --> 01:18:16,862
Are you an expectant mother?
1073
01:18:16,929 --> 01:18:19,659
Uh-huh.
1074
01:18:19,732 --> 01:18:23,031
Yes. How many months?
1075
01:18:23,102 --> 01:18:25,332
Twenty.
1076
01:18:25,404 --> 01:18:29,306
Twenty. Twenty months.
1077
01:18:29,375 --> 01:18:32,867
Any... Any female trouble?
1078
01:18:32,945 --> 01:18:36,381
Nothing but, Sergeant.
1079
01:18:37,717 --> 01:18:41,778
And... have you ever had
any children before?
1080
01:18:41,854 --> 01:18:45,585
Oh, my aching back. You know
that awful feeling before breakfast?
1081
01:18:45,658 --> 01:18:48,058
- No, Captain, I don't.
- Oh, Sergeant, you're lucky.
1082
01:18:48,127 --> 01:18:50,027
Captain, this doesn't make any sense.
1083
01:18:50,096 --> 01:18:53,065
I know, but come on. We gotta
fill it out. Ask me another.
1084
01:18:53,132 --> 01:18:55,430
There's some good ones coming up.
1085
01:18:59,538 --> 01:19:01,938
Attention, please. Attention, please.
1086
01:19:02,008 --> 01:19:05,307
Will Mrs. Milton
come to the desk, please.
1087
01:19:07,713 --> 01:19:11,513
You take seat 18
in bus number three.
1088
01:19:15,221 --> 01:19:17,086
All right, Mrs. Rochard...
1089
01:19:17,156 --> 01:19:21,388
- you take seat 19 in bus number three.
- Thank you.
1090
01:19:21,460 --> 01:19:25,658
- Wait a minute! You're not Mrs. Rochard.
- I'm Mr. Rochard.
1091
01:19:25,731 --> 01:19:28,723
It's your wife who must report here
for transportation to Bremerhaven.
1092
01:19:28,801 --> 01:19:32,669
- According to the war department,
I am my wife.
- You can't be your wife!
1093
01:19:32,738 --> 01:19:36,538
If the American army says that I can
be my wife, who am I to dispute them?
1094
01:19:36,609 --> 01:19:41,342
- This is all wrong.
- Major, for your information, I am a war bride.
1095
01:19:41,414 --> 01:19:43,905
- A war bride?
- Yeah.
1096
01:19:43,983 --> 01:19:46,144
- Well, I'm slightly confused.
- I don't blame you...
1097
01:19:46,218 --> 01:19:49,654
but the official wording says
I am "an alien spouse...
1098
01:19:49,722 --> 01:19:52,691
"of female military personnel
en route to the United States...
1099
01:19:52,758 --> 01:19:55,693
under public law 271
of the congress."
1100
01:19:55,761 --> 01:19:59,527
This is a strange situation,
but I suppose it's perfectly legal.
1101
01:19:59,598 --> 01:20:03,329
- Yes, it is.
- Well, um, Mrs. Roch... I mean, Mr. Rochard...
1102
01:20:03,402 --> 01:20:07,338
it won't be necessary
for you to stop at the, uh, nurse's desk.
1103
01:20:07,406 --> 01:20:09,169
- No?
- No.
1104
01:20:09,241 --> 01:20:11,209
Oh.
1105
01:20:15,948 --> 01:20:17,916
Attention, please.
1106
01:20:17,983 --> 01:20:21,976
Will all passengers be sure
to have their baggage checked
before boarding the buses.
1107
01:20:22,054 --> 01:20:25,023
Will all passengers
be sure to have their baggage checked...
1108
01:20:25,091 --> 01:20:27,423
before boarding the buses.
1109
01:20:27,493 --> 01:20:32,055
Will Mrs. Turner...
Mrs. Turner please come to the desk.
1110
01:20:32,131 --> 01:20:34,497
Will Mrs. Turner please
come to the desk.
1111
01:20:43,142 --> 01:20:45,110
He's crying, the baby.
1112
01:20:45,177 --> 01:20:48,908
- Is that what he's doing?
- He wants water, yes?
1113
01:20:48,981 --> 01:20:52,747
I wouldn't know, madame. When I want water,
I have a different way of asking for it.
1114
01:20:52,818 --> 01:20:57,346
- He is a baby. You are a man.
- Thanks.
1115
01:20:57,423 --> 01:21:00,324
I'll get him some water.
You hold the baby, please.
1116
01:21:00,392 --> 01:21:02,986
- Well, l... No, no, l...
- I'll only be a minute.
1117
01:21:03,062 --> 01:21:05,690
But I don't know anything about...
1118
01:21:05,764 --> 01:21:08,665
Oh, my good... Yes, yes, yes.
1119
01:21:08,734 --> 01:21:12,067
Yes, yes, yes.
1120
01:21:15,307 --> 01:21:17,775
Yes, yes.
1121
01:21:22,982 --> 01:21:24,916
Attention, please.
1122
01:21:24,984 --> 01:21:30,616
Ladies, please stop moving about
and stay where you are till I finish.
1123
01:21:30,689 --> 01:21:32,884
Ladies, you are now on
the first leg of your journey...
1124
01:21:32,958 --> 01:21:35,358
to the United States
as guests of the army.
1125
01:21:35,427 --> 01:21:37,793
Arrangements have been
made for your comfort...
1126
01:21:37,863 --> 01:21:40,491
in Bremerhaven
at the dependents'hotel.
1127
01:21:40,566 --> 01:21:43,899
You'll be able to get anything you need
at the P.X. There...
1128
01:21:43,969 --> 01:21:47,370
such as lipstick,
hair nets, garter belts...
1129
01:21:47,439 --> 01:21:50,067
foundation garments
and so forth.
1130
01:21:50,142 --> 01:21:54,704
Now, a lot of you have asked me about
the newest styles in the good old U.S.A.
1131
01:21:54,780 --> 01:21:58,807
- Well, hair's being worn shorter,
close to the head.
- Oh.
1132
01:21:58,884 --> 01:22:04,345
Skirts are long, of course, and rather
hippy with that full-blown look.
1133
01:22:04,423 --> 01:22:07,824
The trend is to
the natural bustline and...
1134
01:22:07,893 --> 01:22:11,056
between us, girls,
looking around the room...
1135
01:22:11,130 --> 01:22:13,655
I don't think
any of you need to worry.
1136
01:22:13,732 --> 01:22:17,463
Now, if you'll just move out
in order, the buses are ready.
1137
01:22:17,536 --> 01:22:20,471
Happyjourney, ladies.
1138
01:22:25,477 --> 01:22:27,411
Uh...
1139
01:22:29,648 --> 01:22:32,446
- Well, he has to be here somewhere.
- I know.
1140
01:22:32,518 --> 01:22:36,716
- Oh, look. Oh, look!
- Oh, no. Oh, no.
1141
01:22:38,090 --> 01:22:41,526
- Ah, Henri, you look so maternal.
- What is that?
1142
01:22:41,594 --> 01:22:45,394
- A human fire extinguisher. You wanna try it?
- Oh, come on.
1143
01:22:45,464 --> 01:22:48,592
- Oh, he's cute. What's his name?
- Niagara.
1144
01:22:48,667 --> 01:22:51,158
- Henri, what a thing to do.
- Where's the mother?
1145
01:22:51,237 --> 01:22:53,728
- She went to get more water.
- She ought to get a plumber.
1146
01:22:53,806 --> 01:22:56,604
- Henri, you've got to get out of here.
- How can we when we still...
1147
01:22:56,675 --> 01:22:59,803
- There's the mother.
- Thank you so much. I'm sorry.
1148
01:22:59,878 --> 01:23:01,812
- Let's get going.
- Oh, darling.
1149
01:23:01,880 --> 01:23:04,041
Mr. Rochard.! Mr. Rochard.!
1150
01:23:04,116 --> 01:23:08,314
Your seat in the bus has been changed.
You're sitting with the driver.
1151
01:23:08,387 --> 01:23:10,685
Oh, no. I thought
I'd be able to sit with you.
1152
01:23:10,756 --> 01:23:12,676
You can't. Kitty and I
are flying to Bremerhaven.
1153
01:23:12,691 --> 01:23:14,659
- What?
- The whole outfit's going that way.
1154
01:23:14,727 --> 01:23:17,594
- Oh, no!
- I'll be there to meet you when you come in.
1155
01:23:17,663 --> 01:23:19,995
Will you try to arrange things so that
we can be together in Bremerhaven?
1156
01:23:20,065 --> 01:23:23,865
- I hope so, Henri. I'll try.
- Well, if you don't,
I won't sit with the driver.
1157
01:23:23,936 --> 01:23:26,404
- You want me to carry that?
- No, thank you.
1158
01:23:26,472 --> 01:23:29,168
Oh. All right.
1159
01:23:47,092 --> 01:23:49,890
- Darling, was it bad?
- Oh, 30 women.
1160
01:23:49,962 --> 01:23:53,363
With the exception of you, dear, I may never
talk with another one again as long as I live.
1161
01:23:53,432 --> 01:23:56,060
- Poor Henri.
- Let's get away from here.
1162
01:23:56,135 --> 01:23:58,729
- Where are you staying? Where do we go?
- You don't, Henri.
1163
01:23:58,804 --> 01:24:02,205
- I don't? But you mean you couldn't fix it?
- They wouldn't hear of it.
1164
01:24:02,274 --> 01:24:04,401
I'm in building 11 across town,
and you stay here.
1165
01:24:04,476 --> 01:24:07,775
- But isn't there any chance?
- I've argued for an hour, darling.
1166
01:24:07,846 --> 01:24:11,145
Oh, well, I'm learning what it is
to be a soldier's wife.
1167
01:24:11,216 --> 01:24:13,241
I know, dear.
I feel the same way.
1168
01:24:13,319 --> 01:24:15,583
Tomorrow night on the boat,
everything will be different.
1169
01:24:15,654 --> 01:24:17,588
To make things worse,
I've gotta go now.
1170
01:24:17,656 --> 01:24:20,352
Come on, Kitty. I'll meet you
on the dock in the morning.
1171
01:24:20,426 --> 01:24:22,792
- Get a good night's sleep.
- That's all I've been getting.
1172
01:24:22,861 --> 01:24:26,160
- Hello, Henri. Good-bye, Henri.
- Hello. Good-bye.
1173
01:24:26,231 --> 01:24:28,358
Hello. Good-bye.
1174
01:24:34,707 --> 01:24:36,732
Put your name
and address on the list.
1175
01:24:36,809 --> 01:24:39,471
You understand there'll be
a little wait for transportation...
1176
01:24:39,545 --> 01:24:41,513
because we've got
a lot of people to attend to.
1177
01:24:41,580 --> 01:24:45,846
But if you'll just fill out that form and
bring it back here, I'll see if I can help.
1178
01:24:45,918 --> 01:24:48,352
I'm sorry, sir.
Visiting hours are over.
1179
01:24:48,420 --> 01:24:50,513
You can come and see
your wife tomorrow.
1180
01:24:50,589 --> 01:24:54,889
My wife will have to visit me
tomorrow. I am billeted here.
1181
01:24:54,960 --> 01:24:56,894
- You are?
- Yes.
1182
01:24:56,962 --> 01:25:01,126
But you can't... Lieutenant.
There must be some mistake.
1183
01:25:01,200 --> 01:25:04,829
No mistake. I am an alien spouse
of female military personnel...
1184
01:25:04,903 --> 01:25:08,930
en route to the United States
under public law 271 of the congress.
1185
01:25:09,007 --> 01:25:12,704
- Good grief.
- The manifest calls for 139 war brides...
1186
01:25:12,778 --> 01:25:16,236
126 children of war brides,
nine dogs of war brides...
1187
01:25:16,315 --> 01:25:18,647
three cats, two canaries,
one parrot...
1188
01:25:18,717 --> 01:25:20,810
- Oh, yes, here you are.
- Then me.
1189
01:25:20,886 --> 01:25:24,913
You must have been added later.
One war bride, male.
1190
01:25:24,990 --> 01:25:27,891
- Is that you?
- That's me.
1191
01:25:27,960 --> 01:25:30,258
- Well, now, there's a problem.
- Why?
1192
01:25:30,329 --> 01:25:32,923
- Because you can't stay here.
- I have to stay here.
1193
01:25:32,998 --> 01:25:35,660
- I am billeted here.
- Well, if you insist.
1194
01:25:35,734 --> 01:25:38,294
But we already have from three
to ten women in every room.
1195
01:25:38,370 --> 01:25:42,033
To say nothing of the dogs and cats.
I mean, you can't stay here.
1196
01:25:42,107 --> 01:25:46,373
I can't stay here, huh?
1197
01:25:46,445 --> 01:25:49,005
I think the place for you is the
officers' billet in the staging area.
1198
01:25:49,081 --> 01:25:52,209
- It won't be half as interesting.
- It's just down the street...
1199
01:25:52,284 --> 01:25:54,218
the third building on the left.
1200
01:25:54,286 --> 01:25:58,450
Thank you. Thank you very much.
Oh, yeah. Thank you.
1201
01:25:58,524 --> 01:26:00,458
I'm sorry.
1202
01:26:15,340 --> 01:26:18,036
- Hello.
- Hello.
1203
01:26:18,110 --> 01:26:20,704
I suppose you wonder
what I want here.
1204
01:26:20,779 --> 01:26:22,906
Well, I will if you want me to.
1205
01:26:24,950 --> 01:26:27,544
I'm an alien spouse
of female military personnel...
1206
01:26:27,619 --> 01:26:32,147
en route to the United States
under public law 271 of the congress.
1207
01:26:32,224 --> 01:26:34,317
- Huh?
- I am a war bride.
1208
01:26:34,393 --> 01:26:38,090
No kiddin'.
That's interesting.
1209
01:26:39,798 --> 01:26:42,596
Would it interest you enough
to give me a bed?
1210
01:26:42,668 --> 01:26:44,838
- Oh, you can't sleep here, Mac.
- Why not?
1211
01:26:44,971 --> 01:26:46,962
- Are you an American officer?
- No.
1212
01:26:47,040 --> 01:26:50,066
That's why you can't sleep here.
You go to the dependents' hotel.
1213
01:26:50,143 --> 01:26:53,943
I have just come from
the dependents' hotel.
1214
01:26:54,013 --> 01:26:55,947
- You mean the one here in Bremerhaven?
- Mm-hmm.
1215
01:26:56,015 --> 01:26:58,210
I mean the one down
at the staging area.
1216
01:26:58,284 --> 01:27:01,082
I'm afraid I'm much too tired
to walk all that distance.
1217
01:27:01,154 --> 01:27:03,850
Well, suit yourself, Mac,
but you can't sleep here.
1218
01:27:03,923 --> 01:27:07,154
Uh, yeah. Well, there must be a bed
that isn't being used.
1219
01:27:07,227 --> 01:27:10,162
- You must have a bed. Where is it?
- Right across the street.
1220
01:27:10,230 --> 01:27:13,199
- Well, uh...
- My wife's in it, and you can't...
1221
01:27:13,266 --> 01:27:17,100
No, no, of course not.
Yes. Quite right. Naturally.
1222
01:27:18,271 --> 01:27:20,205
Well, it's...
1223
01:27:22,508 --> 01:27:24,567
Oh, brother.
1224
01:27:27,146 --> 01:27:30,741
- Right down this way.
- This is awfully kind of you, Sergeant.
1225
01:27:30,817 --> 01:27:34,275
I'm a private, mister, but you gotta sleep
somewhere, even if you ain't in the army.
1226
01:27:34,354 --> 01:27:36,788
You won't get into
any trouble, will you?
1227
01:27:36,856 --> 01:27:39,552
What are they gonna do,
bust a private to a civilian?
1228
01:27:39,626 --> 01:27:42,322
- This ain't the Ritz, but it ought to do.
- It's fine.
1229
01:27:42,395 --> 01:27:45,091
I'm grateful to find
a friend like you.
1230
01:27:45,164 --> 01:27:48,133
- Tell me, where do you live
in the United States?
- Brooklyn.
1231
01:27:48,201 --> 01:27:50,863
- I'll look you up when I get there.
- Get a good sleep.
1232
01:27:50,937 --> 01:27:53,804
Thank you.
1233
01:28:05,885 --> 01:28:07,853
Hey. Hey!
1234
01:28:07,921 --> 01:28:09,946
- No, no, no, thank you.
- Wake up.
1235
01:28:10,023 --> 01:28:14,119
- No, no, no. Not now, thank you.
- What are you doin'here?
1236
01:28:14,193 --> 01:28:16,593
Oh, I had a feeling.
1237
01:28:20,033 --> 01:28:22,866
I am an alien spouse
of female military personnel...
1238
01:28:22,936 --> 01:28:26,804
en route to the United States
under public law 271 of the congress.
1239
01:28:26,873 --> 01:28:29,842
Well, why aren't you
at the dependents' hotel?
1240
01:28:29,909 --> 01:28:32,207
I am writing a book about that.
1241
01:28:32,278 --> 01:28:34,746
You see, I'm not a woman.
1242
01:28:34,814 --> 01:28:37,647
That's too bad.
But I tell you one thing, friend...
1243
01:28:37,717 --> 01:28:40,242
- You can't sleep here.
- Can't sleep here.
1244
01:28:40,320 --> 01:28:44,484
You will note, I have not taken
off my clothes in anticipation of that.
1245
01:28:44,557 --> 01:28:47,549
- Where will I go?
- I don't know, but you...
1246
01:28:47,627 --> 01:28:49,561
- Can't sleep here.
- That's right.
1247
01:28:49,629 --> 01:28:51,688
We're agreed.
Where will I go?
1248
01:28:51,764 --> 01:28:54,494
Well, there's only one place left,
and that's a German hotel.
1249
01:28:54,567 --> 01:28:56,558
- But you're a dependent, aren't you?
- Mm-hmm.
1250
01:28:56,636 --> 01:28:58,968
And as a dependent,
you come under military law...
1251
01:28:59,038 --> 01:29:01,939
and all the German hotels
are out of bounds.
1252
01:29:02,008 --> 01:29:04,806
- Where will I go?
- I don't know, mister.
1253
01:29:04,877 --> 01:29:06,845
I'm sorry,
but there's an army rule.
1254
01:29:06,913 --> 01:29:09,905
- And you can't sleep here.
- Can't sleep here.
1255
01:29:14,020 --> 01:29:16,147
Beg your pardon.
1256
01:29:17,957 --> 01:29:22,155
- Where will you go?
- I don't know.
1257
01:29:22,228 --> 01:29:24,355
It's a shame.
Because if we was in Brooklyn...
1258
01:29:24,430 --> 01:29:26,990
you could've slept
with the old man.
1259
01:29:46,853 --> 01:29:48,787
Hiya.
1260
01:29:50,089 --> 01:29:52,080
Oh. Hi.
1261
01:29:54,527 --> 01:29:57,428
- What can I do for you?
- Well, uh...
1262
01:29:57,497 --> 01:29:59,863
I'm looking for a place to sleep.
Can you help me?
1263
01:29:59,932 --> 01:30:02,196
Afraid not. Nothing but women
sleepin' in there.
1264
01:30:02,268 --> 01:30:05,169
Yeah, I know. Building 11.
My wife's in there.
1265
01:30:05,238 --> 01:30:08,139
- A lot of people's wives are in there.
- Yeah.
1266
01:30:08,207 --> 01:30:12,166
Have you ever noticed that women always get
a place to sleep? I wonder why that is.
1267
01:30:12,245 --> 01:30:14,907
Well, I suppose it's because
they're the weaker sex.
1268
01:30:14,981 --> 01:30:18,712
I don't believe it. I believe
they're stronger. And do you know why?
1269
01:30:18,785 --> 01:30:20,946
Because they get enough sleep,
that's why.
1270
01:30:21,020 --> 01:30:23,614
I am sorry I can't help you.
1271
01:30:23,689 --> 01:30:27,022
Well, very kind of you, Corporal.
1272
01:30:27,093 --> 01:30:29,561
Good night. You from Brooklyn?
1273
01:30:29,629 --> 01:30:32,120
Yonkers.
1274
01:30:32,198 --> 01:30:34,223
What are those?
1275
01:30:36,202 --> 01:30:38,500
Good night, buddy.
1276
01:30:48,581 --> 01:30:52,278
I am an alien spouse of female military
personnel en route to the United States...
1277
01:30:52,351 --> 01:30:54,945
under public law 271
of the congress...
1278
01:30:55,021 --> 01:30:56,955
and I've been everywhere in town
looking for a place to sleep.
1279
01:30:57,023 --> 01:31:00,789
You poor man. Well, you can't stay here.
This is a female building.
1280
01:31:00,860 --> 01:31:04,023
It is?
1281
01:31:04,097 --> 01:31:07,260
Another woman's building.
You know, I've come to the conclusion...
1282
01:31:07,333 --> 01:31:09,392
that American men don't sleep.
1283
01:31:09,469 --> 01:31:12,233
Well, not in this building.
1284
01:31:12,305 --> 01:31:15,468
I was wondering if there'd be any
objection to my sitting here for a while.
1285
01:31:15,541 --> 01:31:18,476
You could sort of imagine
I'm waiting for something.
1286
01:31:18,544 --> 01:31:22,105
Well, it all depends on what
you imagine you're waiting for.
1287
01:31:22,181 --> 01:31:24,945
I'm sure I don't want to send you
out on a night like this.
1288
01:31:25,017 --> 01:31:28,180
That's very kind. That's nice.
1289
01:31:28,254 --> 01:31:31,655
Tell me, what part of the United States
do you come from?
1290
01:31:31,724 --> 01:31:36,093
- Boston, up in Massachusetts.
- Massachu-chu-chu...
1291
01:31:36,162 --> 01:31:38,494
Right. Is there a place
called Yonkers?
1292
01:31:38,564 --> 01:31:42,101
- Sure. It's in New York.
- Oh. I was wondering.
1293
01:31:42,234 --> 01:31:44,964
Well, I'm...
I'm a little mixed up.
1294
01:31:45,037 --> 01:31:48,200
- May I hold that for you?
- Oh, thanks.
1295
01:31:48,273 --> 01:31:50,366
You see, I just got married.
1296
01:31:50,442 --> 01:31:52,433
Well, where's your wife?
1297
01:31:52,511 --> 01:31:55,810
Oh, she's in another female building.
Building 11.
1298
01:31:55,881 --> 01:31:59,373
- And you couldn't find a bed anywhere?
- No... Well, almost.
1299
01:31:59,451 --> 01:32:01,385
There was, uh...
There was one in Brooklyn...
1300
01:32:01,453 --> 01:32:03,751
- and another one with a woman in it.
- A woman?
1301
01:32:03,822 --> 01:32:06,655
- He was a very disagreeable man.
- Who was?
1302
01:32:06,725 --> 01:32:10,354
Her husband. Yeah, it would've been
nicer in Brooklyn.
1303
01:32:10,429 --> 01:32:13,887
- With the husband?
- No. The old man.
1304
01:32:13,966 --> 01:32:16,161
You are tired, aren't you?
1305
01:32:26,512 --> 01:32:29,276
- There he is. I'll see you on the boat.
- Okay.
1306
01:32:29,348 --> 01:32:31,282
Pardon me. Excuse me.
1307
01:32:31,350 --> 01:32:33,409
Pardon me.
1308
01:32:35,387 --> 01:32:37,981
Oh, darling, I was afraid
you'd missed the last bus.
1309
01:32:38,056 --> 01:32:41,685
- Oh, sailor, could you take these bags, please?
- All right.
1310
01:32:41,760 --> 01:32:44,695
Thank you. Henri...
Henri, you look awful.
1311
01:32:44,763 --> 01:32:47,254
- What have you been doing?
- I've been sitting up
all night with a redhead.
1312
01:32:47,332 --> 01:32:49,095
- What?
- Knitting.
1313
01:32:49,168 --> 01:32:51,227
- What?
- You ought to see me purl.
1314
01:32:51,303 --> 01:32:54,170
- Oh, you ought to see her purl.
- What are you talking about?
1315
01:32:54,239 --> 01:32:56,173
Attention all passengers.
1316
01:32:56,241 --> 01:32:59,108
Please get on board as soon as possible...
as soon as possible, please.
1317
01:32:59,178 --> 01:33:01,669
- I'd like to show you how to do that sometime.
- We gotta go.
1318
01:33:01,747 --> 01:33:03,271
- Got your papers?
- What?
1319
01:33:03,348 --> 01:33:05,308
- Have you got your papers?
- They're right there.
1320
01:33:05,350 --> 01:33:07,631
Listen, darling. All we have to do
is get aboard the ship.
1321
01:33:07,653 --> 01:33:10,645
Remember, no back talk, no argument.
Just keep your temper. Promise?
1322
01:33:10,722 --> 01:33:12,917
- I promise.
- All right. Come on.
1323
01:33:12,991 --> 01:33:15,789
You've been to the navy personnel.
They'll clear you through.
1324
01:33:15,861 --> 01:33:17,761
Here's your boarding card.
1325
01:33:17,829 --> 01:33:20,957
Your orders, please, Lieutenant.
Thank you.
1326
01:33:21,033 --> 01:33:24,230
- Lieutenant Gates.
- Right.
1327
01:33:24,303 --> 01:33:26,396
- Here's your boarding card, Lieutenant.
- Thank you.
1328
01:33:26,471 --> 01:33:28,405
- Surely.
- What do you want, mister?
1329
01:33:28,473 --> 01:33:32,933
- I want to go aboard.
- I'm sorry. This ship is
for war brides and a few...
1330
01:33:33,011 --> 01:33:37,141
I know. I know, Sergeant.
Here are my orders.
1331
01:33:37,216 --> 01:33:39,616
Have you got a Rochard
on your list?
1332
01:33:39,685 --> 01:33:42,245
- Yeah, a Mrs. Henri Rochard.
- That's me.
1333
01:33:42,321 --> 01:33:44,516
- You're not a woman.
- We don't want you. We want your wife.
1334
01:33:44,590 --> 01:33:47,423
You can't have my wife.
That's one thing I'm particular about.
1335
01:33:47,492 --> 01:33:50,484
- Henri.
- Oh, yes, Catherine, I'll remember.
1336
01:33:50,562 --> 01:33:54,396
There's been a slight misunderstanding,
gentlemen. My name is Henri Rochard.
1337
01:33:54,466 --> 01:33:56,991
Henri. Have you ever heard
of a woman called Henri?
1338
01:33:57,069 --> 01:33:59,799
I'm tryin' to think.
You know a lot of dames, Sam.
1339
01:33:59,871 --> 01:34:02,669
- I know a Billie.
- I don't know any. Maybe he's right.
1340
01:34:02,741 --> 01:34:04,868
- You see, I am a war bride.
- What?
1341
01:34:04,943 --> 01:34:07,104
- This is my wife.
- Oh.
1342
01:34:07,179 --> 01:34:10,171
It's a very natural mistake.
You're not the first to have made it.
1343
01:34:10,249 --> 01:34:12,308
Now, if my papers are in order,
may I go aboard?
1344
01:34:12,384 --> 01:34:15,251
I guess we'll have
to let him go on.
1345
01:34:15,320 --> 01:34:17,845
- Here's your boarding card.
- Thank you. Good day.
1346
01:34:17,923 --> 01:34:19,686
- Good day.
- Good day.
1347
01:34:19,758 --> 01:34:21,692
You were wonderful, Henri.
1348
01:34:21,760 --> 01:34:23,921
I knew if you kept your temper,
everything would be all right.
1349
01:34:23,996 --> 01:34:26,328
- I thought I behaved quite well.
- Oh, you did.
1350
01:34:26,398 --> 01:34:29,458
May I see your orders, please?
1351
01:34:29,534 --> 01:34:32,628
- Stateroom B-14, Lieutenant.
- Thank you.
1352
01:34:35,340 --> 01:34:38,673
How'd you get up here? This ship is
for war brides and military personnel.
1353
01:34:38,744 --> 01:34:41,212
Yes, yes, I know.
My name is Rochard.
1354
01:34:41,280 --> 01:34:43,771
You'll think I'm a bride,
but actually, I'm a husband.
1355
01:34:43,849 --> 01:34:45,783
There'll be a moment
or two of confusion...
1356
01:34:45,851 --> 01:34:50,151
- but if we all keep our heads,
everything will be fine.
- I don't think it will.
1357
01:34:50,222 --> 01:34:53,089
- I've got a Mrs. "Rotcherd" on my list.
- Rochard!
1358
01:34:53,158 --> 01:34:56,025
She's in A-88 with two other brides
and three children.
1359
01:34:56,094 --> 01:34:59,825
- Oh, well, that, of course,
will have to be altered.
- Not by me it won't.
1360
01:34:59,898 --> 01:35:02,162
I have just explained everything
to the army.
1361
01:35:02,234 --> 01:35:04,225
They understood.
They passed me.
1362
01:35:04,303 --> 01:35:06,237
The army understood,
and they passed you.
1363
01:35:06,305 --> 01:35:08,364
Oh, that's fine.
That's just dandy.
1364
01:35:08,440 --> 01:35:11,500
Did you hear that? The army understood,
and they passed him.
1365
01:35:11,576 --> 01:35:13,510
This is the navy, bud.
1366
01:35:13,578 --> 01:35:17,207
- My friend, I have had weeks of
the United States Army, and...
- Henri.
1367
01:35:17,282 --> 01:35:20,513
And I'm quite prepared
to take on the United States Navy.
1368
01:35:20,585 --> 01:35:24,749
And the United States Navy's
quite prepared to take you on, mister.
1369
01:35:24,823 --> 01:35:26,916
Hey, fellas,
get this guy out of here.
1370
01:35:26,992 --> 01:35:29,392
Just a minute. Have you heard
of a woman called Henri?
1371
01:35:29,461 --> 01:35:32,988
Yeah. Henrietta. Powell Street.
San Francisco. Take him.
1372
01:35:33,065 --> 01:35:35,795
- No, no, no. No. Never mind. Never mind.
- Get goin'.
1373
01:35:35,867 --> 01:35:38,961
All right, I'm going.
Just go on about your business.
1374
01:35:45,177 --> 01:35:48,704
Henri, you shouldn't have lost
your temper. Where are you going?
1375
01:35:48,780 --> 01:35:50,975
I'm going someplace to change
back into a man.
1376
01:35:51,049 --> 01:35:54,815
- I'm tired of being my own wife.
- You can't give up now.
1377
01:35:54,886 --> 01:35:57,354
- Well, make them give up. Someone has to.
- Listen, will you?
1378
01:35:57,422 --> 01:36:00,516
Once on board that ship, everything
will be over, and you'll be a man forever.
1379
01:36:00,592 --> 01:36:02,924
- Now, it's worth a try, isn't it, darling?
- How can we?
1380
01:36:02,994 --> 01:36:05,861
- Well, Henri, I don't know...
- Lieutenant, would you take this bag for me?
1381
01:36:05,931 --> 01:36:09,833
- I left something on the bus.
- I'll have someone put it
in the mess hall for you.
1382
01:36:09,901 --> 01:36:11,994
- Now, what were you saying?
- Henri, do you love me?
1383
01:36:12,070 --> 01:36:15,164
- Of course I love you.
- And you'll make one more try
to get aboard that boat?
1384
01:36:15,240 --> 01:36:17,174
- If you say so.
- You promise?
1385
01:36:17,242 --> 01:36:19,176
- I promise.
- And you'll keep it?
1386
01:36:19,244 --> 01:36:21,178
- I promised, didn't I?
- All right. Come on.
1387
01:36:22,447 --> 01:36:24,540
Here. Hold these.
1388
01:36:24,616 --> 01:36:26,447
Whoa, boy. Whoa.
1389
01:36:26,518 --> 01:36:30,614
Nah, that won't do.
Oh, here's a better one here.
1390
01:36:30,689 --> 01:36:32,782
Whoa, boy. Whoa, fella.
1391
01:36:32,858 --> 01:36:35,088
- What are you doing?
- Come on, Henri. Lean down.
1392
01:36:35,160 --> 01:36:38,493
Lean down close. I wanna
see somethin'. Uh-huh. That goes perfect.
1393
01:36:38,563 --> 01:36:40,497
- With what?
- Give me your knife.
1394
01:36:40,565 --> 01:36:42,499
You're not going to...
I won't do it.
1395
01:36:42,567 --> 01:36:45,035
- This will make a perfectly good wig.
- I won't do it.
1396
01:36:45,103 --> 01:36:47,697
- And we've got the clothes right here.
- Catherine, I will not do it.
1397
01:36:47,773 --> 01:36:50,037
- But, Henri, you said you loved me.
- Well, I'm not so sure now.
1398
01:36:50,108 --> 01:36:53,600
And you promised. Give me your knife.
1399
01:36:53,678 --> 01:36:56,772
Come on, Henri.
There's not much time.
1400
01:36:59,151 --> 01:37:02,143
This is ridiculous.
1401
01:37:02,220 --> 01:37:05,087
Catherine, can't you at least
cut it off the mane?
1402
01:37:05,157 --> 01:37:07,284
Henri, you're taking this
much too personally.
1403
01:37:07,359 --> 01:37:10,795
Now, stand so no one
can see what I'm doing.
1404
01:37:27,112 --> 01:37:29,307
Mmm, a little tough.
1405
01:37:30,615 --> 01:37:34,073
Hmm. Won't be so bad
when I get your bangs rolled.
1406
01:37:34,152 --> 01:37:36,586
Wanna see what you look like?
1407
01:37:38,757 --> 01:37:40,691
Horrible.
1408
01:37:40,759 --> 01:37:43,227
I don't think I'll be called
upon to defend my honor.
1409
01:37:43,295 --> 01:37:45,786
- I doubt it.
- It's a pity.
1410
01:37:45,864 --> 01:37:48,958
- I wonder if some lipstick would help.
- Oh, no.
1411
01:37:49,034 --> 01:37:52,492
- Well, why not?
- I'm more the outdoor type.
1412
01:37:52,571 --> 01:37:55,131
Sea Biscuit. Bang Tail.
You know?
1413
01:37:55,207 --> 01:37:58,540
Oh, silly, hold still.
Let me roll these.
1414
01:38:08,386 --> 01:38:11,184
Oh, wait a minute. I forgot somethin'.
Can you talk like a woman?
1415
01:38:11,256 --> 01:38:13,816
- You mean like this?
- Can't you do better than that?
1416
01:38:13,892 --> 01:38:17,020
- No.
- Just remember... Keep your
mouth closed. Not a word.
1417
01:38:17,095 --> 01:38:20,428
Leave everything to me.
And keep your head down.
1418
01:38:23,835 --> 01:38:26,429
Oh, sailor, would you put this
in the mess hall for me, please?
1419
01:38:26,505 --> 01:38:28,564
- Sure, Lieutenant.
- Thank you.
1420
01:38:29,574 --> 01:38:33,704
Wait a moment.
1421
01:38:33,778 --> 01:38:36,246
Hey, did you hear that?
I must look pretty good.
1422
01:38:36,314 --> 01:38:38,441
- Don't be silly. That was for me.
- For you?
1423
01:38:38,517 --> 01:38:40,485
- Of course.
- I ought to punch him in the nose.
1424
01:38:40,552 --> 01:38:44,352
- Henri, remember, you're a lady.
- Oh, yeah, yeah.
1425
01:38:49,327 --> 01:38:53,593
- We have our boarding cards.
We've been up before.
- Go ahead.
1426
01:38:56,701 --> 01:38:58,794
I don't remember
that tall one, Sam.
1427
01:38:58,870 --> 01:39:02,772
- It's hard to believe you could
forget a face like that.
- Yeah.
1428
01:39:04,342 --> 01:39:06,833
Lieutenant Gates. B-14.
I was up before.
1429
01:39:06,912 --> 01:39:09,745
Oh, yes. Your orders, please.
1430
01:39:11,349 --> 01:39:14,341
Say, that's funny. Rochard.
1431
01:39:14,419 --> 01:39:16,819
Why aren't you listed among
the military personnel, Lieutenant?
1432
01:39:16,888 --> 01:39:19,823
Save your voice. You'll have to
excuse her. She has laryngitis.
1433
01:39:19,891 --> 01:39:22,883
- Now, what were you saying?
- Why isn't the lieutenant
listed among military personnel?
1434
01:39:22,961 --> 01:39:26,488
- Well, you see, she was just married.
- Married? That may be, but...
1435
01:39:26,565 --> 01:39:29,659
Hey, Red. Come here.
1436
01:39:29,734 --> 01:39:34,433
- What's the trouble?
- This lieutenant is listed as a missus.
1437
01:39:34,506 --> 01:39:37,600
Why'd they put you
down as mi...
1438
01:39:37,676 --> 01:39:40,611
How do you do?
1439
01:39:40,679 --> 01:39:44,809
- Why'd they put you down as
missus instead of lieutenant?
- She has laryngitis.
1440
01:39:44,883 --> 01:39:47,875
They possibly didn't list her
as lieutenant because of her husband.
1441
01:39:47,953 --> 01:39:50,615
- Who'd she marry?
- Admiral Rochard.
1442
01:39:50,689 --> 01:39:53,123
- Who?
- Admiral Rochard.
1443
01:39:53,191 --> 01:39:55,819
The name is familiar, but I don't
remember it connected with an admiral.
1444
01:39:55,894 --> 01:39:58,385
You never heard of her husband?
He won't like that.
1445
01:39:58,463 --> 01:40:00,522
Florence, if I were you,
I wouldn't say a word about this.
1446
01:40:00,599 --> 01:40:03,329
Sure. You heard of him, Red.
Admiral Rochard. Sure.
1447
01:40:03,401 --> 01:40:05,767
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Maybe I have. All right.
1448
01:40:05,837 --> 01:40:09,000
- Stateroom A-88, Lieutenant.
- Get your instructions in the mess hall.
1449
01:40:09,074 --> 01:40:11,872
Thanks so much.
Come, Florence.
1450
01:40:16,748 --> 01:40:19,512
First time I ever felt sorry
for an admiral.
1451
01:40:19,584 --> 01:40:21,677
Gams aren't bad.
1452
01:40:21,753 --> 01:40:25,018
Now I'm beginning
to feel sorry for you.
1453
01:40:28,593 --> 01:40:30,720
- In here, please.
- We were just going...
1454
01:40:30,795 --> 01:40:34,993
- Please, Lieutenant. Your instructions first.
- Come on, Florence.
1455
01:40:36,468 --> 01:40:39,631
- I don't like that name Florence.
- Oh, shut up.
1456
01:40:40,672 --> 01:40:42,606
- Kitty.
- I've been waiting...
1457
01:40:42,674 --> 01:40:45,472
- Shh.
- Oh, no.
1458
01:40:45,543 --> 01:40:47,943
Stand on the other side
so they can't see so well.
1459
01:40:48,013 --> 01:40:50,846
This was the only way.
They wouldn't let him... Henri, duck down.
1460
01:40:50,915 --> 01:40:53,475
- I can hear quite well.
- You're too tall. Duck down.
1461
01:40:53,551 --> 01:40:56,179
- He looks awful.
- I didn't have much to work with.
1462
01:40:56,254 --> 01:40:58,950
I don't see how I could get him aboard.
You got a room where we can put him?
1463
01:40:59,024 --> 01:41:01,117
I've got a room, but they wouldn't
let a thing like that in.
1464
01:41:01,192 --> 01:41:03,888
We gotta hide him somewhere till we can
change his clothes and the boat sails.
1465
01:41:03,962 --> 01:41:06,487
- What about the linen...
- No, and the men's room won't do either.
1466
01:41:06,564 --> 01:41:08,691
- Somebody's spotted him already.
- What?
1467
01:41:08,767 --> 01:41:13,136
We need a nurse. It's an emergency.
Will you come with me, please?
1468
01:41:13,204 --> 01:41:16,173
- I'm a nurse?
- Come along, please.
1469
01:41:16,241 --> 01:41:18,175
I hadn't counted on this.
1470
01:41:30,321 --> 01:41:33,620
- It's very lucky they found a nurse.
- What's the matter?
1471
01:41:33,692 --> 01:41:37,526
- My wife's expectin' a baby.
- What? Oh, no!
1472
01:41:37,595 --> 01:41:42,259
- No. It isn't a very convenient time, is it?
- You can say that again.
1473
01:41:42,333 --> 01:41:45,200
- It isn't a very convenient time, is it?
- No. No, it isn't.
1474
01:41:45,270 --> 01:41:48,569
No. Oh, gee. I wonder if the baby
will be a girl.
1475
01:41:48,640 --> 01:41:51,404
- I'll be grateful if it's a baby.
- You will?
1476
01:41:51,476 --> 01:41:54,707
Oh, you're very kind.
1477
01:41:54,779 --> 01:41:57,077
Gosh, l... I wish I knew
what was going on in there.
1478
01:41:57,148 --> 01:42:00,606
- Oh, you won't have long to wait.
- I won't?
1479
01:42:00,685 --> 01:42:04,348
Oh, gee whiz. Gosh, l... I don't think
I can stand this.
1480
01:42:04,422 --> 01:42:06,686
- You got a bigger shock coming.
- I have?
1481
01:42:06,758 --> 01:42:08,726
Mm-hmm.
1482
01:42:08,793 --> 01:42:10,920
- The lieutenant got a little dizzy.
- Thank you.
1483
01:42:10,995 --> 01:42:14,328
- I'll take care of her.
I'll get you some water, dear.
- Pardon me.
1484
01:42:14,399 --> 01:42:17,664
- Oh, this is the father, Florence.
- How do you do?
1485
01:42:17,736 --> 01:42:21,797
Is it a boy or a... girl...
1486
01:42:21,873 --> 01:42:24,103
Oh, no!
1487
01:42:25,944 --> 01:42:28,606
What happened to hi...
1488
01:42:28,680 --> 01:42:31,274
Well, if it isn't Florence, huh?
1489
01:42:34,085 --> 01:42:36,349
Arrest that man.
1490
01:42:36,421 --> 01:42:39,549
- It's all right, Henri. The ship has sailed.
- Hmm?
1491
01:42:39,624 --> 01:42:42,218
Come along. Come on, Flo.
1492
01:43:01,946 --> 01:43:03,811
Florence.
1493
01:43:19,964 --> 01:43:22,091
Mr. Rochard, may we come in?
1494
01:43:22,167 --> 01:43:27,230
I don't see how I can stop you.
The key's on the outside.
1495
01:43:27,305 --> 01:43:30,672
Thank you. Henri, this is Lieutenant
Perkins and Commander Willis.
1496
01:43:30,742 --> 01:43:32,676
The commander's the chaplain.
1497
01:43:32,744 --> 01:43:35,907
Chaplain? Oh, no, no.
No, nothin' doing. I'm sorry, Chaplain.
1498
01:43:35,980 --> 01:43:38,744
- Nothing doing what?
- No more marriages. It isn't worth it.
1499
01:43:38,817 --> 01:43:41,308
- I'm not gonna marry her again, Chaplain.
- Why, Henri.
1500
01:43:41,386 --> 01:43:45,220
I don't think that'll be necessary.
We've got the whole thing straightened out.
1501
01:43:45,290 --> 01:43:48,487
I'm sorry about the mix-up, sir,
but your case was a little unusual.
1502
01:43:48,560 --> 01:43:51,358
You see, you're an alien spouse
of female military personnel...
1503
01:43:51,429 --> 01:43:55,559
en route to the United States
under public law 271 of the congress.
1504
01:43:55,633 --> 01:43:57,999
- Am I now?
- Yes, and under the circumstances...
1505
01:43:58,069 --> 01:44:00,970
- the captain would like
to forget the whole thing.
1506
01:44:01,039 --> 01:44:03,439
Don't you understand, dear?
You're free. You can go now.
1507
01:44:03,508 --> 01:44:05,442
- Where?
- Anywhere on the ship.
1508
01:44:05,510 --> 01:44:08,110
We've got you bunked in with one
of the officers. He doesn't mind.
1509
01:44:08,179 --> 01:44:11,239
I think he would mind.
He wouldn't like that at all.
1510
01:44:11,316 --> 01:44:14,444
- You see, I snore terribly.
- Why, Henri, you don't snore.
1511
01:44:14,519 --> 01:44:16,453
- How would you know I don't?
- Oh.
1512
01:44:16,521 --> 01:44:20,582
Couldn't we do something simple?
Couldn't I just stay here?
1513
01:44:20,658 --> 01:44:23,422
- Well, l... I suppose that...
- I don't see why not.
1514
01:44:23,494 --> 01:44:26,054
Well, thank you. That's very nice.
You've been a great help.
1515
01:44:26,130 --> 01:44:29,622
Good night.
Thank you very much.
1516
01:44:29,701 --> 01:44:31,896
All right.
1517
01:44:35,240 --> 01:44:37,231
Mm-hmm.
1518
01:44:45,450 --> 01:44:49,011
- You wouldn't.
- Yes, I would.
1519
01:44:49,087 --> 01:44:51,419
I believe you would.
1520
01:44:55,026 --> 01:44:58,189
Henri, how will we ever
get out of here?
1521
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I'm not gonna worry about that until the
Statue of Liberty goes by that porthole.134830
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