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Sweet dinner.

Okay, well, what do you think? I think you're making a really impulsive

decision.

Oh, come on.

I just wish you'd give it some more thought.

I mean, you just met this guy.

Okay, I didn't just meet him, all right? We've been dating for almost six

months. I can't even decide if I want to bring my boyfriend around after six

months. And you're marrying this guy off a dating app.

Okay, I'm not 24 years old, Chloe, all right?

This might be my last chance.

Why would you say that?

You're still completely hot.

All my friends think that.

Wait, wait a second. Is this why you don't want to bring your boyfriend

me? Stop.

No.

I think I'm going to bring him around this weekend.

I mean, he's coming with me to the wedding, so I think he should meet

Hey, sweetie, I'm heading to the store. Need anything?

You are not supposed to see the bride before the wedding, good sir.

Oh, aren't you so cute? The wedding's not for a few more weeks anyway.

Besides, it's not like I don't live here in my own house.

I'm not going to, like, bump into you on the way to the living room or anything.

Yeah, I mean, I am only kidding.

But can you get some eggs?

Eggs? That's adorable.

I make a lot of money. I don't make that much.

I can get you one egg.

Or better yet, I'll get you a chicken. We'll sweet -talk it at night. Hopefully

that works, right? You are so silly.

I love you. I love you, too.

Hi, Chloe.

Hi, Ryan.

He's so adorable.

He is.

But I still think this is a bad idea.

Whatever. All right.

You almost ready?

Yeah.

What are you doing?

I'm just really nervous about meeting your mom tomorrow.

And you thought perving on her Instagram would relax you?

That's not what I'm doing.

That's totally what you were doing.

It's okay. All my friends think she's hot.

Okay, well, she's obviously not shy either.

I think she's going through a midlife crisis.

I don't even put pics like that on social media.

Anyways, I guess we should just get going.

Well, aren't you meeting my mom with MILF porn scenarios on the brain?

You're lying.

It's so fucking wet.

We're about to take out tonight, guys. I know I said that I would cook dinner,

but work just got carried away again. But this restaurant is awesome. We're

going to have to go sometime.

Yeah.

It's okay.

It's perfect for Jay. His favorite restaurant is 7 -Eleven.

Wow. Okay. I mean, it is conveniently located right down the street from my

apartment. It's okay, Jay. All right? We're not judging you for that, okay?

We are judging you for maybe some other things.

Like, what are your intentions with my daughter?

Oh, she's my boyfriend.

It's like we're rushing into marriage.

Unlike some people I know.

Okay. Well, you know what? On that note, we do have an awesome salad you guys

should try. I promise it's really good. It's okay, Ryan.

I'm sure once we get to know each other a little better, you know, you'll have

my stamp of approval.

You know, actually, Ryan could use some help at the office.

His assistant just put in her notice a few weeks ago.

I feel like that would be a really good way for you two to know each other

better. I don't really know anything about the cardboard business.

Well, it's not cardboard. It's actually corrugated material.

Yes. Okay.

Well, I know even less about that.

Well, honey, I'm sure it's just, you know, managing files, helping with

paperwork, stuff like that.

Well, I was only fans.

Well, I could be doing only fans, but somebody is camera shy.

Well...

On that note, salad, anybody, please. I promise, it's really good. Take the

salad. I think

I

did this right.

I mean, the figure's not up, I guess.

I'm not very good at this kind of thing.

Wow.

Confidence is inspiring.

Thank you.

Did Katie go over this with you?

She seemed a little busy with that guy from accounting.

Yeah, that relationship has been a real train on productivity.

Can't say I'm too disappointed that she's moving on.

Are they fucking?

Chloe, that is none of my business.

Since it makes just harmless flirting, Chris is happily married.

Can't be that happy if he's talking to a girl in her 20s.

Touche. Probably his mistress then.

Chloe, did you need me to go over something?

No, she got it all done. I guess you were too busy?

Jealous.

Friday's your last day, right?

Cool. I got a meeting to get to. How about you go over the shipping rate

schedule with Chloe?

Somebody's feelings are hurt.

Did you two have, like, a thing?

He wishes.

I like married men. More exciting, less commitment.

I know. He's gonna be married soon.

I heard.

Probably just to some skank.

Probably. Probably.

Wait, actually, it's to my mom.

Oop! Awkward.

Sorry about that.

You know, it's kind of hot, though.

Ryan will be your stepdad.

You watch a lot of porn, huh?

Only the good stuff.

Anyways, want to go with me to my office and we can go over the shipping rate?

I'll follow you.

Where were you?

I told you I had to go home first. My wife is becoming suspicious.

She says I never come home directly after work.

So where does she think you are?

The gym.

You know, she can totally check in on that, right? She can easily call down

there and see if you swiped your card.

Yeah, well, I guess I like to live dangerously.

I do love that about you.

Do you want to know what I love even more?

What's that?

When we go to work events and I see her there.

But I know that I'm your mistress.

You're sick.

You know that.

You love it.

Yes.

Let's see.

Tell me more.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

Mm

-hmm.

Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.

I can't wait anymore.

because we used to have that fucking car.

But can I talk for a minute? Yeah.

Fuck.

I don't know what you're telling me what to do.

interview, please.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

so good inside of me.

Right there.

You got it.

I'm gonna get that pretty pussy wrapped in my top.

Fuck yeah. Mm -hmm. Yes.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

Mm

-hmm.

Oh, fuck, it's so good.

It's so different.

Oh, you always have my best fucking spots. Are you sorry?

Oh, that's right

there.

Oh, good. I never want that car to leave my place. Fuck.

Do it.

Use it just the way you want right here.

Fuck you.

Yes.

That's it.

Just like that. Just the way I like it.

That's good.

That's exactly what I wanted.

Fuck yeah.

I want to milk it.

Yeah. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

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Hey, sweetie, would you mind helping me with the flowers today? They've been in

the garage since the weekend, and I really wanted to get them planted.

I can't this morning. They need me in the office.

Something about the database and stuff?

Okay, I think it'd be okay if you took the day off. I mean, I am fucking the

owner, so...

I don't need this job.

I have to go in.

I'll do it tomorrow at home.

No.

Oh, hey. Hey.

Are we still going to the movie?

Shoot. I completely forgot. They need me in the office right now. It's really

important. Maybe next weekend?

Okay. Okay, great.

Maybe you could help my mom with her gardening?

You guys could get to know each other.

Cool? Sure. Great.

See ya.

Hey. Hey.

How are you? I'm good. Yeah, you know what? I could use your help.

Sure. Come on. You know,

I can't thank you enough for coming in and helping out. I know I said that this

was going to be a part -time job, and I guess I was wrong.

It's okay. I need the money anyway, and we're supposed to be getting to know

each other.

Yeah, that's true.

Okay, so look.

Here's where the spreadsheet is all messed up.

Two of these cells are out of order, and they're calculating wrong. So that's

why the totals aren't matching.

So it's not an inventory issue?

Uh -uh.

Oh, thank God.

I thought you said you weren't good at this sort of thing.

A little shocked myself.

I guess I'm smart and beautiful.

Well, that I'll agree with.

In fact, I think you're a little out of your boyfriend's league.

Do I?

I mean, I guess he's a little bit of a slacker.

Just sort of hoping he gets his shit together one day.

Well, you deserve to be with somebody who has the ambition to make you happy.

Is that what my mom sees in you?

Your mom, right.

I don't know what she sees in me, actually.

I do.

Anyway, we should get back to the spreadsheet and get this all sorted out.

So, um, how long do you think this relationship's going to last?

Well, I hope you both live happily ever after.

Okay, not mine, all right? You and Chloe.

Oh, right.

Um, I hope it lasts forever, too.

Well, yeah, we all do, but that's unrealistic.

Right? I thought my marriage to Chloe's father would last forever, but nothing

is forever.

I mean, that's a little cynical, isn't it?

I mean, you're marrying Ryan.

I'd assume you'd hope it's forever.

Sure, but...

Gosh, hope and reality are two completely separate things, right? I

a good man. He's very successful, and I love him.

But I guess I just hope he doesn't screw it up.

So it's up to him to screw it up? Well, yeah. I had my crazy years a long time

ago. I'm ready for a peaceful life now.

And you better watch out, because Chloe still has plenty of crazy years ahead of

her. I mean, she has a handful, but...

I love her. I trust her.

I'm not worried.

You know, I'm not really worried either.

You know, I think Ryan might be the one, finally.

I just wish he'd spend a little less time at work, but I suppose he's

future for us, right?

Wait, what the hell are we doing?

I've been planning on it.

Okay.

But we can't do this here. Where?

Which way?

I know a place.

Yes.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Yeah.

Yes.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Just like that.

Fucking pathetic.

Does your dick feel good?

Does it feel good inside me?

It is perfect.

Especially when you do that.

I like it.

I like it when pussy hugs that dick.

Thank you.

Did I hit a spot?

This was a one -time thing.

And after all, I am marrying your mom in a few weeks.

Agreed. I promised you I would never cheat on him.

Think you promised?

First off, having a mistress is awesome.

And having one half your age, you're my hero.

I'm engaged to her mother.

Okay, not ideal circumstances, to be sure. But you know what? Not a deal

either.

This is insane.

What are you talking about?

Is it?

I mean, you're a successful guy in your 40s. You still have a ton of life to

live. And if you ask me, I mean, this is like the best of both worlds.

I'm just kind of boners thinking about it.

Okay, ew.

Well, then fine. I have two questions.

One, how do you get over the guilt?

And two, how do you not get caught?

Fair questions.

Okay. As far as the guilt, I mean, that goes away the second my dick goes inside

the kitchen.

Oh, my God.

As far as not getting caught, well, it's a skill that takes some acquiring.

Okay, just in practice.

First off, never...

ever bring it home.

I put that paperwork away. No, you've been doing amazing at the office. I'm

actually really... Oh, hey.

I'm proud of you.

Second, never, ever send her text messages or let her text you.

Third, and most importantly, do not start being extra nice at home.

Okay, women can pick up on that shit. They know something's going on. They're

suspicious.

Hey, hey, hey. I got that. I can do the laundry for you. I have it. It's really

no problem.

No, no, listen. No wife of mine is going to do the laundry.

You hear?

It's okay.

Yeah.

Yeah. It's okay. Yeah, come on.

Babe?

Babe?

Hello? Who are you texting?

Huh?

Oh, it's no one. I mean, it's Katie from work.

She's having boyfriend trouble.

Okay.

Oh. I need to text you your ticket to the movie. Since we didn't go last week,

thought we can go tonight.

What the... Oh, uh, yeah, okay.

Why did you send me this?

Send you what?

This.

Oh, um... Thinking about your big dick daddy?

Uh, that wasn't for you. I mean, of course it was for you. Um, I'm just

horny and I thought it might get you in the mood.

Daddy?

Turns me on when I call you daddy.

You literally never call me daddy.

Well, I was thinking about it.

Come on, let's just, uh, get ready for the movie.

Hey, sorry I let myself in. No one answered the door.

Hello?

Oh my gosh. Jay, you scared the crap out of me. I'm so sorry. I rang the

doorbell. Well, Chloe's at the office. Was she expecting you?

No. I actually came to see you.

Okay. About what?

Well, I think Chloe... Well, I'm pretty positive that Chloe and your husband

have a thing.

I mean, she's his assistant.

Well, she's more than that. Look, I got these messages by accident.

Oh, Jay, I do not need to see dirty pictures that my daughter sent to you,

Well, she meant to send it to Ryan, but I got them by accident.

And then I decided to do some reconnaissance, and I caught them with

down the street at this hotel, like, three times now. Oh, my God.

I just... You had all this information, right? And you didn't think it was a

good idea to tell me before I fucking married him?

Well, I only had the text messages before the wedding.

I didn't think it meant anything.

But then I saw them kissing a couple times at the reception.

And then that's when I decided to do the research.

I don't know what to say.

Look, I'm sorry.

This has been a disaster.

We've both been betrayed.

Well, you know, it doesn't have to be a complete disaster.

What do you mean?

Hi, honey. I just wanted to call to let you know that Chloe and I are going to

be working late again tonight.

I thought I'd see if you'd want me to pick up anything for dinner for all of

So give me a call back.

Love you.

Mm -hmm.

It tastes good.

It feels good right?

There we go.

Yeah,

this is how we get them back, right? Of course.

An eye for an eye.

Yes. Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

You dirty fucking boy. Mm -hmm.

Have a good time with you.

Fuck. Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Fuck.

Mm -hmm. Uh -huh.

Oh, my God. Mm -hmm.

Don't hold back.

There we go.

Uh -huh.

Fuck.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, I like that.

Uh -huh.

Okay, I can do things my husband doesn't do.

Good boy

Fuck yeah.

Oh my god.

Yes.

Oh my god. Holy shit.

My daughter's lost. Fuck.

Mhmm.

stretch out that pussy, yes, fuck, oh,

yes, fuck.

Oh my

god.

Fuck, that's so good.

One moment.

One moment.

You fucking boy.

Yeah, you can have it. I already wore it.

You

fucking

tease. Put it in.

Fuck.

Thank you.

Oh my god! Fuck!

Yes! Yes!

Come on!

I almost fucking messed all over that fucking cock.

I almost fucking did.

I almost fucking did.

You know something

It's nice and deep.

Yes, it does.

oh my god fuck yeah

Ha ha ha ha.

Yes.

Thank you.

This is so good.

Stop. Please don't stop.

Not a disaster at all.

Hey.

Well, because of all the chaos that you caused, I filed for divorce.

And Ryan's not even gonna fight it.

So you're saying... We gotta wait with it? Shh!

You never know who's listening.

But yes, it was a flawless execution.

before he even called his lawyer, and you were spectacular.

Do we get to keep the house?

Yeah, we get to keep the house. And now, we're just going to lay low, stay calm

for a little while, okay?

Until we find your new stepdad.

You make such a great team. We really do, we really do.

Oh, um, hey, uh, I'm sorry I fucked your boyfriend, but, you know, I mean, I did

kind of earn it. Very fair.