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Here we are, face to face, looking for
the silver spoon.
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Open to find, we're two of a kind.
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Making it go, making it grow. Together,
we're going to find our
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way.
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Together,
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taking the time each day.
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To learn all about those things you just
can't buy.
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Two silver spoons together.
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You and I together.
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We're gonna find our way.
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You and I together.
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We're gonna find our way.
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You and I together.
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Why don't we just give the workers what
they're asking for? Because Big Jake
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Gagin and his union want too much.
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Besides, it would take all the fun out
of negotiating.
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You call sitting in a smoke -filled room
half the day and all night fun?
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I live for it.
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Hi, Katie.
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As the executive assistant of Eddie
Toys, I should have been there.
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There was yelling, gesturing, utterly
vile language. It was no place for a
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woman.
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Edward!
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Do you agree with him?
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Absolutely not, honey.
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But, you know, there are some places
where a woman wouldn't want to be.
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I understand.
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Do good.
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Let's go get something to eat.
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Why don't you eat your foot?
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It's already in your mouth.
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Hi, Dad.
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How's the union negotiating going? Oh,
terrible, son.
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Negotiations are completely broken down.
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Everywhere. So how's the school paper
going?
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We're in trouble, Dad. So far next
week's lead story is freshman mascot has
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puppies.
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The Fuller Flash needs some pizzazz.
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Pizzazz? I didn't know kids were still
saying that.
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They aren't.
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You know, I'll never forget our school
paper had an ugliest guy contest.
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One of my best buddies, Louie Bender,
won it.
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He didn't even enter.
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You know what, though, used to work for
us well is beauty contests.
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That's perfect.
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I can see the headline now.
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Who will be Miss Fuller Freshman?
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I can see the contest now.
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All those hot babes.
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Hey, we can be the judges.
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All you need is two eyes and some
hormones.
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to being a girl than just beauty.
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You know what counts?
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Qualities like personality,
intelligence, talent, poise, the ability
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communicate, sensitivity.
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These are the things that should be
appreciated in a woman.
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You're absolutely right, Kate.
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And we're going to judge them on all
that stuff.
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Now the question is, should we do it
before or after the swimsuit
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Dex, why don't we go make Kate's dinner?
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Next time, I'll take a Dramamine.
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Gentlemen, I hold in my hand the entries
to the Miss Fuller Freshman Beauty
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Contest.
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Wow, look at all of them. Freshman girls
are just as desperate for recognition
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as we are.
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I don't believe this.
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Boy Alvin?
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Excuse me.
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You're not eligible.
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bottom. She's looking this way.
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So? So she's had a mad crush on me for
years. She worships the ground I walk
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I can't shake her.
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Hi, Leslie.
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Hello, Rick. Hello, Alfonso.
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Hi, Freddy.
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Me?
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How'd you like to take me to the
homecoming dance?
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This is a joke, right?
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I mean, nobody's ever wanted to go out
with me.
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You're so sweetly humble.
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loves you so much, she even worships the
guys who hang around.
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Whack me, huh? Yeah.
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Be careful, Freddie.
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Leslie's entered in the contest. She can
be a barracuda.
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Hey, watch it.
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You're talking about...
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I can turn into Chop Suey.
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Hi, Alfonso.
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Uh, uh.
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Angela. Rick.
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Do you know, uh, uh.
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Angela? No, I don't believe I've met.
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Uh, uh.
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Alfonso, I've just ordered this extra
large pizza, and I couldn't possibly
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finish it myself.
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If you need pizza finished.
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if I join you?
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Sure.
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Has anybody ever told you you
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have fantastic biceps?
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No, never.
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You must work out a lot.
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Well, now that you mention it, I have
had
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We've been negotiating for a week.
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I said this time we go in there and give
that union a take it or leave it offer.
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Maybe you should try a trade -off like
they did during the strike of the
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coffee workers of 59.
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In exchange for less money, they gave
the coffee workers a longer tea break.
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That way both sides won.
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That's an interesting thought.
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Do you have any more ideas?
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Well, I jotted down a few thoughts last
night.
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Would you have time to give us the
highlights?
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I'd love to.
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Please.
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I'm open to suggestions, but Edward, I'm
warning you, we can't afford to be
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pushed around by the United Cuddly Toy
Union.
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Have a wonderful afternoon.
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Goodbye, Rick.
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Goodbye, Corliss.
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Why don't you go on without me? I'll
join you in a minute.
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Yeah, the dog leg by the gnome cottage.
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That's what she asked me to promise you
in the Miss Fuller Freshman Beauty
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Contest. Oh, well, naturally, you told
her you couldn't promise her anything.
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She made me do it, Dad. It was a love
thing.
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I believe temporary puberty.
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have to tell the guys about this, and
you're going to have to set Corliss
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straight.
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Alfonso and Freddy are going to be here
any minute.
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What am I going to tell them?
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Guess you just have to face the music.
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Warwick, this contest is making us the
dudes of the hour. Yeah, people are
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actually saying hello to me.
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Listen, guys, I have something to tell
you.
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I kind of got carried away, and I sort
of promised Corliss Kirchenbauer that
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she'd kind of sort of win the Miss
Fuller Freshman Beauty Pageant. Well, it
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could happen to anybody.
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Now, who's told the girls that the
contest is going to be won on ability
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I told Leslie.
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Well, how'd she take it?
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I'm not sure exactly. I use mental
telepathy.
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Well, I was getting around to it.
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Listen, guys, the contest is going to
start any minute.
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We've got to tell our girls right now.
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practicing acting surprised.
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I might cry, but I don't know if I can
do it.
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Well, maybe this will help.
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Listen, about the contest.
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Isn't it wonderful how it's brought us
together?
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It's been the happiest week of my life.
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Listen, about the contest. I've never
won anything in my life until you came
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along.
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What was it you wanted to say about the
contest?
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Good luck.
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If we don't work this out, we're going
to lose our girlfriends.
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Not to mention our reputations.
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is that a good question?
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Boy, you can feel the tension in the
room.
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Not to mention my entire body.
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This contest is broken down into four
categories.
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Beauty, personality, talent, and long
division.
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Without further ado, let the parade of
beauties begin.
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First we have Homeroom 128, Angela
Cavendish, 36, 22,
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That's her locker combination.
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We're supposed to.
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Whoa, right off the top of her head,
too.
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Okay, this is our 40 -second ballot.
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Corliss, one vote.
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Angela, one vote.
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is ridiculous.
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We agreed we would vote for the girl we
honestly felt should be Miss Fuller
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Freshman. Yeah, look at this. Corliss
has one vote. How do you explain that?
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Easy. You voted for her.
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Yes, I voted for her. I was being
impartial.
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You saw the talent competition.
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Corliss' bird calls were so lifelike,
people started throwing crumbs at her.
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Look, guys, I want to make a personal
appeal.
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I want you to vote on Angela because I
intend to make her my wife.
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What is winning the have to do with that
i don't want to marry some loser
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forget it okay here's five dollars i'm
sorry i can't
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be bought corliss bought you it so
happens i care about corliss and i care
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angela too you guys only think of
yourself what about you i think about
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as little as possible guys this is gonna
ruin our friendship
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Someone nobody can disagree with. Not
even the girls.
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Who might this magical person be?
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Miss Bushmill.
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That's perfect.
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Everybody loves her. She's retiring next
year.
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We have a winner.
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And this person truly represents the
qualities of beauty, talent,
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and long division.
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agreed to accept less pay in exchange
for their own vegetable garden.
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What ever possessed you?
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Oh, it was very simple.
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During a break, Big Jake Gagin started
telling me about how, since he moved to
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an apartment, he really missed his
beloved cucumber patch.
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Well, I just wish you'd been around a
couple of years ago. You might have
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prevented the strike of the preschool
division.
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How long were they out?
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This many days.
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Well, I have to be running.
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I'm having dinner at the United Nations.
We're roasting Gu Mu.
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Ooh, that sounds delicious.
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No, he's the State Council of China.
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Bye. Bye -bye.
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Want some more coffee?
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Why, thank you.
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Rick, why are you running?
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Wouldn't you have an angry mob of
freshmen with cheese in your thrown
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Definitely.
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Guess what the headline's going to be?
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Freshman beauty pageant fixed.
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Rick Stratton, scum.
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Let me guess. You didn't tell Corliss
the truth.
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Dad, I tried to tell her 30 times that I
shouldn't have promised her.
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Why couldn't I do it?
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Because if I told her, I knew she'd
never talk to me again.
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How do you know?
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All she wanted me for was my vote.
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She'll never speak to me again.
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No girl will ever speak to me again.
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I'm headed for monkhood.
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Son, I think you're making an awful lot
of assumptions about the opposite sex.
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I did the same thing, I ought to know.
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I assumed that Kate couldn't handle
herself in those labor negotiations, and
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was wrong.
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We couldn't have gotten that contract
without her.
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He's right.
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Well, it's safe to assume one thing.
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Polis and I are history.
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Corliss. I came to apologize.
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Huh? I told my parents what happened,
that I got you to promise me the Miss
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Fuller freshman contest, and they told
me how wrong I was and that I should
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tell you.
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So I'm sorry.
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It's quite all right.
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But they also said I can never see you
again.
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Oh? But I talked them out of it.
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Want to go for a walk or something?
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Sure.
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You know, you really do have big biceps.
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Stay with me.
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