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Boop.

Hey. Hey, what's up?

I was wondering if I could ask you a question.

Yeah, of course.

Go ahead.

So, like, earlier this week you were asking me if, like, everything was okay

stuff. Yeah, you've seemed kind of down recently. Are you okay?

I've just been struggling with, like, figuring out how to put a condom on.

And I don't want to do it wrong in front of my girlfriend and embarrass myself.

Have you been having sex without them?

No, we don't use them.

Jodi, you're not supposed to be doing that. You're 24 years old. You should

better. I know, I know.

Sorry. I don't know how to put them on and it's just easier.

Well, we're going to have to fix this. We need to take care of this and make

sure that you know how to put these on. And you need to be using them every

time.

Your dad would flip his lid if he found out that you got a girl pregnant.

Yeah, I know.

Alright, um... You have them in your room, right?

Oh, yeah.

Okay, because we gave you a whole box of them a while ago.

Condoms are just so confusing, like... What if I put it on wrong?

What if it sticks to my dick?

I don't know, it's dumb.

I... I don't even know what to say to that one.

They're never going to not come off, Jodi.

They're just a rubber, and...

Once it's on, you're fine.

You just need to know how to put it on, and you just flip it off after.

Okay, go grab those, and then... I don't really feel those, so... Go

grab a banana or something, okay?

Okay. All right, go do that real quick, and then come back.

Here.

Is that your bed? Jesus, Jody. No, it was in the kitchen.

Oh.

Sorry, I buy all these groceries. Hold that.

You guys never eat them.

Give me more potassium, seriously.

All right.

All right, so it's usually the way it's sticking up.

All right, so you want to make sure that it's going to roll down this way over

what you're putting it on, okay?

Why?

Because you want it to be easy to go down.

That's how you want to get it on. Gotcha. The first thing you want to do,

though, is after you figure out which way it rolls, pinch the tip. You don't

want an air bubble, okay?

This is where your cum's going to go, okay?

Okay. You want to make sure it's going to roll down like that.

So I want you to hold this from the bottom.

Make sure you get a firm grip on it, all right?

All right, because you need it nice and hard. Push down on the teeth just a bit,

so that way you got that nice, no air bubble.

And you're going to roll it down.

Hold it tight.

I am.

Okay. Then you're just going to roll it down.

Oh,

God.

Jodi, we cannot use that. Just get that out of my house. Yeah.

Yeah, I'll go throw it away. Yeah.

And come back when you're done.

Did you throw it away for me?

Yeah.

Okay.

Well, we don't have that.

I think I'm just going to have to show you how to actually do it.

So you're going to need to get hard for me so we can do this, okay?

Get hard for you?

Yes. I'm going to have to show you how to put it right on your cock because we

don't have anything else to show you on.

I don't know.

Are you sure?

I'm your stepmom, so it's totally fine.

It's not a big deal. You're 24 years old.

Yeah, I really need to learn how to use these.

Where are you going? No, just stay here.

I just wasn't sure if... No, it's fine. I'm showing you how to put a condom on.

Go ahead.

Okay.

Here, you know what?

Let's put this here.

Do you want me to help you?

Here, let me help you get it hard, okay?

Oh, sure.

All right.

Oh, you know what?

Let me give you this to look at so you have something.

Maybe that?

Here, you know, why don't we try this?

Why don't you lay back and I'll try sucking on and see if we can get it hard

that way.

Okay. Yeah?

You're starting to get hard.

Perfect.

I'm trying to get it nice and hard.

Yeah, there it goes, getting even harder.

Trying to get it nice and solidly hard.

You think I'm hard enough for the condom?

You know, I think it could get a little harder.

Really? Yeah.

You know, I think I'm just going to put it inside just to get you extra hard,

okay?

Okay.

It doesn't sugar to you?

It's nice and hard, huh?

Like, you know...

I said to her,

Oh.

Yeah, no, you're right.

So you just pinch the tip like that.

Put it on.

Oh, God, it's slippery right now.

Don't you like that?

And you just roll it down.

It's too tight?

Yeah, size up.

Too big? Size down.

I'm going to go take a shower.

How did they come off?