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It was boredom at first sight.
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You could hardly call him bright.
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He is no one's Mr.
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Right. So what do I say now?
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But then I'm not so ideal.
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I'm not gentle or genteel. So this
wedding should be what does it...
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There's some more roast potatoes here,
Miss Hinder.
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No, thank you, Marjorie.
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Malcolm. No, I'm fine.
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Oh, well.
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Waste not, want not, that's what I
always say.
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So you do.
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You've been very busy in the flat, I
hear.
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We've decorated right through.
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Oh, how vigorous.
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So now it's to both your tastes.
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Let me propose a toast.
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May the rest of your marriage be as
energetic as these first two months.
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Martin. What?
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Straighten your hat.
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He does get these funny moves.
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Go in the water, she wanted to stay.
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shanties. Remember, it's Christmas.
Actually, I think it's Auntie Dorothy's
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turn. Where is she?
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Oh.
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It seems that we've lost Auntie Dot, so
who's turning the...
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And if you see Ted, tell him it's his
turn.
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Now, we can't stay late because you're
working tomorrow, right? OK.
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What will you do?
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Oh, I'll go birdwatching, I suppose.
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Now, where are they?
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What? Spoons.
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Passions. Here you go.
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Oh,
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remind me to ring when I get in.
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Ring who?
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Oh, that's nice.
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I'm just in time.
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If you're not going to stand, you could
at least take your hat off.
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Thank you, dear. Well, it's packed in
there. I'm dying of thirst.
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We'll have to get bigger, guys. I think
it's going to take this long.
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Mrs Wilson, do you mind if I use the
phone just to say happy Christmas to my
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folks? Help yourself.
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We'll get...
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Yeah,
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well, at least I'll be with the man
shortly.
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Come on, Brenda, we're all waiting for
you.
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Well, you can't. I've just spoken to
Abel. Did he want to be in early? He's
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sick and he's desperate.
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Do you want a lift?
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I'll get the bus. No, no, no. Sorry,
I'll take you. It's all right. You'll be
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all right, won't you, Pamela?
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Won't we laugh?
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Well, looks like I have to be.
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Thanks, actually.
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You're not stopping, are you? I thought
I would. I need a breather. Drink. It's
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just it. Oh, I'm in.
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Hiya, Brenda.
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Oh, she's better.
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Half a valet, please, Harold.
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Thanks. Oh, thanks. Oui, monsieur.
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Two absoles. No alcohol.
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You know, you're meant to get more like
a sister every day.
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How long
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does
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it go on for?
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Days. Anything less than three rates as
a failure.
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I think I must have an important golf
match tomorrow.
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Where? I don't know yet.
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Have I played out of Pennington?
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Yeah, a few times. It's brilliant there
on Boxing Day. Is it?
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And you wouldn't mind a lift out that
way?
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How did you know?
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I picked up the phone. What is it, some
kind of recorded message?
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Call Birdline, gives you an update on
the latest news.
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I'll be leaving early.
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Suits me.
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Can
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I
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use your cell phone?
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Sure. Birdline.
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Yeah, just to check it's still around.
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All right?
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I haven't got through it yet.
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Still rambling on about the black
-bellied dipper in the cheviot.
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Lock up, will you?
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See you back here at one.
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Right.
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Do you know what this is?
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Yeah, it's called a motor car.
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You'd better move.
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I'm moving.
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I mean the motor car. This is the
captain's spot.
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You'd better tell him to put some cream
on it then, eh?
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I'm reporting this.
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Get started.
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Of course, when he was young, your Uncle
Wayne used to play with the Beatles.
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In the cabin? No, in the cellar. There
were hundreds of them. They couldn't
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afford trains.
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Look what he got.
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What did you get?
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Now go on, tell Pamela what Father
Christmas brought you. I'll have the
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of it, a book on knots and a kit bag.
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Isn't that just typical?
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What typical?
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Your fella going off enjoying himself
when he should be here doing some
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drinking. He'll be back this afternoon.
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No stamina, these Scotsmen. He's not a
Scotsman. Oh, they all say that.
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Listen, are you sure none of you want
breakfast?
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Brenda. You got a cup for coffee?
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What? No, brown stuff.
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You used to have it with two sugars.
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Yeah, yeah, please.
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No sugar, thanks.
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Oh, right.
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Well?
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Well? How come it's you being here?
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It's you being here.
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Bird line. You heard about the black
-throated diver.
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Right.
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Quite a coincidence.
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Not really.
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We're both big enough to use a phone.
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What are you all birders about?
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Christmas, isn't it?
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Yeah.
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Happy Christmas.
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Happy Christmas.
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Any sign?
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No.
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Do you want a biscuit?
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Yeah, I've got one of mine.
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Oh, it's chocolate. There's class.
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Just playing.
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That's about it.
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So, er... How's life?
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OK.
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How's marriage?
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OK. Just OK?
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No, well, it's great.
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I mean, at least some of the... Well,
most of the time.
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Well, there's ups and, you know... Oh,
no, of course you don't, do you?
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I can imagine.
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Really, it's not that much different
from what we had.
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No?
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Well, I mean, it is different in so much
as we're different.
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Well, at least one of us, of the pair of
us is different. I mean, I've done the
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same. That's true.
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I suppose, inevitably, I will change as
time goes by.
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In some respects, eventually.
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And you've already stopped taking sugar
in your coffee.
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We have to watch me wait.
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But apart from that, it's the same as it
was with us?
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Yeah.
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Sure.
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Oh, fantastic.
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For what? Very edgy.
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Interesting.
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Nice.
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Nice?
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Have the flat?
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Well, much the same as it was when you
and me lived in, um... Thin.
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Egbert.
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Born in Zare.
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So, how is everyone?
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Has Pam... Any day now.
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Your mother?
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Oh, I didn't even know she was pregnant.
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It's far too fit and healthy for someone
of her age.
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Christmas party started yesterday.
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She'd have the intention of it going on
for Easter.
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And you've escaped?
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Yeah. Have you?
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Yeah. Well, no.
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Oh, I mean, Lucinda's working, and I
just felt the need to do something I
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enjoy doing.
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Not that I can't do things that I enjoy,
but... I mean... How old's your mother?
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Still stuck at 39.
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This year it means she had our Pam when
she was 11.
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I like her.
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Pam? Your mother.
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Most people do.
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You don't know her, though. She's off
her head.
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She's impossible to... Sorry?
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Impossible to live with.
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Impossible to live with?
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Yeah, the motor museum. Pan threw you
out the flat because you were impossible
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to live with.
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Oh, she said.
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I told you, did I?
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Yeah, when you reached the big decision
to move to London.
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I remember, in the back of that big car.
Oh, the hotmobile. I saw it recently.
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It's still used for...
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To when?
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London.
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Except you changed your mind.
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Got off the crew.
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Rang me at two in the morning. To pick
me up. Yeah, very funny.
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No, I should have gone and stayed.
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Would have been better for everyone.
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Ben, I'm glad you didn't.
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It was a long time ago now.
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I think I might take a walk up to the
top of the lake.
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Oh, yeah. Yeah, no, no sign of the
Blackthroat here.
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Oh, it's gone.
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Gone? I found the bed line when we first
arrived.
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Wait. Things have moved on to Audenshaw
Reservoir, if it's the same one.
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And I think it's car phones.
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See ya.
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Hi. We must stop meeting like this.
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Ain't it interesting?
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Well, it was a water rail, but it's gone
back into the reeds.
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Have you?
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Oh, just after you left the hide, I had
a tufted duck.
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With rice or chips?
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Brenda? Yeah?
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Are you with somebody?
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Well, at the moment, yeah.
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Yeah.
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Who?
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You.
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Did you come here with somebody?
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Oh, yeah.
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What, a man?
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Well, all things considered, yeah.
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Did you meet the birds, then?
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Well, not since he married our Pam.
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David? Is there anyone to marry her so
far?
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Is his car phoned? He bought you? Yeah.
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He's still doing it, aren't he?
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What, bird watching?
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Conning or misleading.
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Letting me think that things aren't the
way I thought they were.
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When really they're much the same as I
thought they were originally.
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Long again, Mark.
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Pardon? Things are different.
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Very different.
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Yeah, I know that. But we're still
friends.
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Yeah, we're still friends.
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We can stay friends.
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Maybe.
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Just coot and more hens.
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Hardly worth staying, is it?
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Singing's better out here.
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Er, Audenshaw Reservoir, you said?
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What, the Blackthroat?
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Yeah, that's right.
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Bought Lucinda a crash helmet for
Christmas.
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Really, Mal? You shouldn't be telling me
the secrets of your boudoir.
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She's not too keen on a bike.
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Smart woman.
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Keep it in the sidecar.
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Funny. I'd have thought she'd have worn
it round the hospital.
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Well, I think I might as well head over
to Audenshaw then.
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Yeah, it's not a bad idea.
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Are you, er... No, I'm going back.
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Not now, Gerald. I'm changing barrels.
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You'd think one of your uncles would
help, but that would mean standing up.
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of them can.
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Can't watch it. She could give a hand
with the sandwiches.
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She's got it. Oh, good. Well, she'll
want some more butter, and you'd better
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another thin slice from the freezer.
Stick it in the microwave and give it
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With the baby?
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Gerald, that's cruel.
265
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Oh, I see she's started.
266
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Well, isn't that just typical? All
right, I'm coming.
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The length people got.
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All my parties.
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And now, who's going to make the
sandwiches?
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Do you remember that prison?
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What, the one we rescued?
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Yeah. Yeah, we needed a cardboard box so
we had to stop off at Oswald's Cafe.
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And I said, can you do something with
this? He said, give me 20 minutes, I'll
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it with chips and mushy peas.
275
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It works this way, Ben.
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Oh, right. Well, cheers, then.
277
00:17:59,460 --> 00:18:01,660
What? Well, I'm only just going to make
it.
278
00:18:01,661 --> 00:18:04,819
When David says one o 'clock, he doesn't
mean quarter past.
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He's been playing golf.
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Oh, right.
281
00:18:10,030 --> 00:18:12,010
It wouldn't have been very bright, Mark.
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No, no, of course not. You're right.
283
00:18:18,130 --> 00:18:19,650
So, happy Christmas?
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Yeah.
285
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Happy Christmas.
286
00:18:30,850 --> 00:18:34,150
But where is he? I did warn you, he's
out on the course.
287
00:18:34,490 --> 00:18:35,540
You never spoke to me.
288
00:18:35,541 --> 00:18:37,069
Well, your lady friend, then.
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Lady friend?
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Yes.
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Her. Keys.
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00:18:44,350 --> 00:18:45,400
Who does this?
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The captains.
294
00:18:46,710 --> 00:18:50,440
Well, why is he anchored in here? I
warned you, you're in his parking place.
295
00:18:50,441 --> 00:18:51,829
Yeah, well, he can have it back now.
296
00:18:51,830 --> 00:18:52,880
You'll have to wait.
297
00:18:53,670 --> 00:18:55,350
What is he, anyway, a taxi driver?
298
00:18:55,510 --> 00:18:56,560
No, he's a doctor.
299
00:18:56,561 --> 00:18:57,509
Oh, big deal.
300
00:18:57,510 --> 00:18:59,549
And he'll be playing the ninth about
now.
301
00:18:59,550 --> 00:19:02,680
Yeah, well, when I get hold of him,
he'll be playing the eighth.
302
00:19:02,890 --> 00:19:04,410
Hospital. You need it.
303
00:19:05,410 --> 00:19:07,150
You what? Pam, she's in labour.
304
00:19:09,930 --> 00:19:11,130
Roll this one over. Right.
305
00:19:11,790 --> 00:19:12,840
Don't be stupid.
306
00:19:13,810 --> 00:19:16,100
I know. Put your stuff in the boot and
follow me.
307
00:19:16,170 --> 00:19:17,790
Where? Hurry up or we'll miss him.
308
00:19:20,390 --> 00:19:22,130
We should get the move on. All right.
309
00:19:23,010 --> 00:19:24,870
They're taking you through now, love.
310
00:19:25,130 --> 00:19:26,410
David. He's on his way.
311
00:19:26,790 --> 00:19:30,689
Oh. Nurse, have you got an aspirin? It's
all right. We'll give her something in
312
00:19:30,690 --> 00:19:33,389
a minute. No, it's for me, actually. I
think I've been having too much coke
313
00:19:33,390 --> 00:19:34,440
my Bacardi.
314
00:19:35,410 --> 00:19:36,460
Bye -bye, love.
315
00:20:22,300 --> 00:20:23,350
They're both fine.
316
00:20:23,660 --> 00:20:25,640
What? She's been asking for her lessons.
317
00:20:25,641 --> 00:20:27,039
Oh, yeah.
318
00:20:27,040 --> 00:20:30,959
Can you just pass the news on to
Grandma? Wait there and I'll come back
319
00:20:30,960 --> 00:20:32,010
in a few minutes.
320
00:20:46,280 --> 00:20:47,330
Right.
321
00:20:47,700 --> 00:20:49,690
You try that way. I'll try that way.
Right.
322
00:20:52,650 --> 00:20:55,840
Excuse me. You'll have to put these on
before you get any further.
323
00:20:56,190 --> 00:20:57,850
Please, don't call me that.
324
00:20:58,090 --> 00:20:59,170
My grandma? Yes.
325
00:20:59,470 --> 00:21:00,520
Sorry, Nan.
326
00:21:00,650 --> 00:21:01,700
Mind,
327
00:21:01,701 --> 00:21:04,849
I'm feeling like one at the moment. It's
stopping that does it. I was just about
328
00:21:04,850 --> 00:21:05,990
getting me second wind.
329
00:21:05,991 --> 00:21:08,089
I suppose now you're a double grandma.
330
00:21:08,090 --> 00:21:11,470
Brenda! So tell me the rest. What the?
So it's a baby. What type?
331
00:21:11,770 --> 00:21:13,880
You mean, are you a grandma or a
granddad?
332
00:21:16,050 --> 00:21:17,130
This way.
333
00:21:17,131 --> 00:21:19,829
It's lucky I found you. This place is
like a rabbit warren. You could have
334
00:21:19,830 --> 00:21:20,880
phrased that better.
335
00:21:20,930 --> 00:21:21,980
Oh, I'm sorry.
336
00:21:23,649 --> 00:21:25,190
Dad! Me didn't know.
337
00:21:25,191 --> 00:21:26,469
I got lost.
338
00:21:26,470 --> 00:21:27,409
Well, they're both fine.
339
00:21:27,410 --> 00:21:28,460
Oh, lovely.
340
00:21:28,750 --> 00:21:31,070
Brilliant. Both fine. That's the word.
341
00:21:32,150 --> 00:21:34,680
What is it? She doesn't know. It was too
soon to tell.
342
00:21:35,230 --> 00:21:36,280
Hey, Chris, Mark.
343
00:21:36,430 --> 00:21:38,110
Mark. You can come through now.
344
00:21:38,330 --> 00:21:41,100
Oh, hello, sister. It's all right,
nurse. I'll take them.
345
00:22:06,691 --> 00:22:12,399
Oh, yeah, they're in the sidecar. Do you
want to come down and get them? I'll
346
00:22:12,400 --> 00:22:14,750
get them in a minute. I'm just waiting
for my mum.
347
00:22:14,751 --> 00:22:18,039
She's having her last little doubt, is
she?
348
00:22:18,040 --> 00:22:20,150
She hasn't had her first little doubt
yet.
349
00:22:20,151 --> 00:22:22,739
If there was any way she could buy
herself out of the granny, she'd play up
350
00:22:22,740 --> 00:22:23,790
straight away.
351
00:22:24,880 --> 00:22:26,080
Waiting for the missus?
352
00:22:26,680 --> 00:22:27,820
No, she's independent.
353
00:22:28,220 --> 00:22:29,360
Oh, how could I forget?
354
00:22:30,060 --> 00:22:32,680
Pardon? The noddy car with the
occasional fault.
355
00:22:33,620 --> 00:22:38,039
No, that was genuine. It did have a...
Well, I mean, she had trouble... I mean,
356
00:22:38,040 --> 00:22:39,090
been in trouble with...
357
00:22:39,140 --> 00:22:40,880
until I took it in and took it out.
358
00:22:41,240 --> 00:22:43,120
I know, Mark. I was around at the time.
359
00:22:43,121 --> 00:22:46,719
I just didn't want you to think it was
all planned, that's all.
360
00:22:46,720 --> 00:22:47,860
Just one thing, though.
361
00:22:48,500 --> 00:22:49,550
Why did you wait?
362
00:22:49,551 --> 00:22:50,739
Up here.
363
00:22:50,740 --> 00:22:51,790
Up for David.
364
00:22:51,791 --> 00:22:55,419
David? Yeah, I thought I'd run him back
and pick his car up. Oh.
365
00:22:55,420 --> 00:22:56,759
Oh, sorry, did you want a lift?
366
00:22:56,760 --> 00:22:59,439
No, no. No, because I could go via your
place if you want. No problem.
367
00:22:59,440 --> 00:23:02,630
Oh, I know you two just like old times,
eh? Well, it better not be.
368
00:23:02,631 --> 00:23:06,759
Do you know... I'd never have recognised
you in a mask, though you did remind me
369
00:23:06,760 --> 00:23:09,350
of the fellow who robbed the Halifax on
Crimewatch.
370
00:23:09,620 --> 00:23:11,360
He was in black and white.
371
00:23:11,760 --> 00:23:14,950
Yes, David said he'd be out in a... Have
you ordered a taxi, Brenda?
372
00:23:14,951 --> 00:23:17,699
Don't bother, cos there's always one
dropping somebody off at the front here.
373
00:23:17,700 --> 00:23:18,459
Are you coming?
374
00:23:18,460 --> 00:23:19,510
All the best, then.
375
00:23:19,920 --> 00:23:20,970
Same to you.
376
00:23:21,160 --> 00:23:22,210
Bye, then.
377
00:23:34,080 --> 00:23:35,800
Binoculars. Bran!
378
00:23:36,380 --> 00:23:38,900
Bran! This is very good of you, Malcolm.
379
00:23:39,240 --> 00:23:40,840
Oh, yeah, no problem.
380
00:23:40,841 --> 00:23:42,559
Do you want to catch them up?
381
00:23:42,560 --> 00:23:44,360
Pardon? Brenda and the mother.
382
00:23:44,660 --> 00:23:47,000
No, it's all right. Some other time.
383
00:23:47,500 --> 00:23:48,550
All right.
384
00:23:49,460 --> 00:23:50,600
Some other time.
385
00:23:56,680 --> 00:24:00,020
Have I fallen in a spout?
386
00:24:00,680 --> 00:24:03,240
Does he drown me in Chanel?
387
00:24:04,590 --> 00:24:05,640
Is he vibrant?
388
00:24:06,090 --> 00:24:09,410
Is he out? So what do I say in it?
389
00:24:09,460 --> 00:24:14,010
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