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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,130 --> 00:00:08,250 It was boredom at first sight. 2 00:00:08,470 --> 00:00:11,750 You could hardly call him right. 3 00:00:12,150 --> 00:00:14,710 He is no one's Mr. 4 00:00:15,030 --> 00:00:18,170 Right. But what do I see in him? 5 00:00:19,770 --> 00:00:22,810 But then, I'm not the ideal. 6 00:00:23,490 --> 00:00:30,210 I'm not gentle or genteel. So the question should be, what does he... 7 00:00:40,170 --> 00:00:41,220 What's that door? 8 00:00:41,221 --> 00:00:44,029 Right, love, where do you want it? 9 00:00:44,030 --> 00:00:45,080 Over here, please. 10 00:00:45,330 --> 00:00:46,380 Over here. 11 00:00:48,530 --> 00:00:50,150 Actually, no, I think over there. 12 00:00:50,450 --> 00:00:51,500 Over there. 13 00:00:52,330 --> 00:00:55,050 On the other hand... No, I think back there. 14 00:00:57,990 --> 00:01:01,790 Here. Yes, that's right. Hold on, hold on. Are you sure now? Yes, I think so. 15 00:01:01,791 --> 00:01:06,189 Right, you can always give us a ring if you change your mind, can't you? Well, 16 00:01:06,190 --> 00:01:07,240 it'll be OK there. 17 00:01:07,241 --> 00:01:11,189 Right, do you know how to open it out? I'll sort it, thanks. 18 00:01:11,190 --> 00:01:12,510 Ted'll show you if you like. 19 00:01:12,511 --> 00:01:13,889 It's okay. 20 00:01:13,890 --> 00:01:16,240 Wonderful on beds, isn't it, Ted, aren't you? 21 00:01:16,450 --> 00:01:17,500 Can I do a sign? 22 00:01:17,770 --> 00:01:18,970 Yeah, just here, though. 23 00:01:18,971 --> 00:01:20,749 Here you go. 24 00:01:20,750 --> 00:01:22,890 One sofa bed, one chair, one double bed. 25 00:01:24,810 --> 00:01:27,730 Right, thank you very much. And, uh, listen, love. 26 00:01:28,450 --> 00:01:30,630 If you fancy it over there, give us a ringy. 27 00:02:30,470 --> 00:02:31,550 Is that you, Malcolm? 28 00:02:31,810 --> 00:02:32,950 I've got some news. 29 00:02:33,310 --> 00:02:34,950 No! Oh, OK. 30 00:02:36,310 --> 00:02:37,510 It's about my job. 31 00:02:37,730 --> 00:02:39,470 You're all on your own, aren't you? 32 00:02:39,550 --> 00:02:45,770 Yes. Good, because I don't particularly want old Misery Mush to... Malcolm! 33 00:02:46,410 --> 00:02:47,460 He is out. 34 00:02:49,750 --> 00:02:50,800 Misery Mush. 35 00:02:52,750 --> 00:02:54,860 Malcolm's gone to a concert with a friend. 36 00:02:55,090 --> 00:02:56,330 An old school friend. 37 00:03:11,601 --> 00:03:14,339 You want another drink, love? 38 00:03:14,340 --> 00:03:15,390 Yeah. 39 00:03:19,200 --> 00:03:20,340 Doesn't Darwin delay? 40 00:03:20,600 --> 00:03:22,240 No. Do you go to any concerts? 41 00:03:22,241 --> 00:03:23,539 Used to. 42 00:03:23,540 --> 00:03:24,640 Not so much these days. 43 00:03:25,140 --> 00:03:29,480 In fact, in the last 12 months, I've only been to, er... None. 44 00:03:29,680 --> 00:03:30,730 What about you? 45 00:03:30,820 --> 00:03:31,870 Quite a few. 46 00:03:31,880 --> 00:03:32,930 What, with Terry? 47 00:03:33,100 --> 00:03:34,660 Hardly. He's from Hemelhampton. 48 00:03:34,820 --> 00:03:35,870 Oh, I forgot. 49 00:03:36,380 --> 00:03:38,160 Are you two still, er... On and off. 50 00:03:38,500 --> 00:03:39,550 And you in there? 51 00:03:39,640 --> 00:03:41,020 Oh, yeah, we're still, er... 52 00:03:41,870 --> 00:03:44,700 Except, well, with Irving in London. Having a good time? 53 00:03:44,970 --> 00:03:46,770 No, well, well, I mean, she might be. 54 00:03:46,771 --> 00:03:49,749 Not that I wouldn't want her to. I mean, I would too if I was. 55 00:03:49,750 --> 00:03:51,130 Except I probably wouldn't. 56 00:03:51,810 --> 00:03:55,569 I mean, I don't mind if she does, if she wants to. After all, in a way, I am 57 00:03:55,570 --> 00:03:56,449 now. 58 00:03:56,450 --> 00:03:57,429 Not that it matters. 59 00:03:57,430 --> 00:03:59,889 Like they say, when the cat's away, it's sauce for the gander. 60 00:03:59,890 --> 00:04:00,940 Quite. 61 00:04:00,941 --> 00:04:04,509 I mean, I get down there once a month and she comes up here once a month. 62 00:04:04,510 --> 00:04:05,650 So you miss each other? 63 00:04:05,710 --> 00:04:06,930 Pardon? Nothing. 64 00:04:06,931 --> 00:04:10,929 Well, I miss each other. I mean, I miss her. No, I mean, you swap over and 65 00:04:10,930 --> 00:04:13,250 you... Oh, never mind, it was a joke. Oh, a joke. 66 00:04:13,251 --> 00:04:14,569 Perhaps the most. 67 00:04:14,570 --> 00:04:15,620 Brenda likes jokes. 68 00:04:15,621 --> 00:04:16,768 I can see that. 69 00:04:16,769 --> 00:04:18,089 Some of the things she says. 70 00:04:18,090 --> 00:04:20,148 Do you know what her name for you is? 71 00:04:20,149 --> 00:04:21,990 I don't think I want to. Super Rabbit. 72 00:04:22,470 --> 00:04:23,970 Play on Susan Roberts, you see. 73 00:04:23,971 --> 00:04:26,009 Hilarious. Oh, she wasn't being rude. 74 00:04:26,010 --> 00:04:28,369 Of course not. Well, perhaps a little bit. Malcolm. 75 00:04:28,370 --> 00:04:31,389 Oh, she's a hoot sometimes. Malcolm, do you think we could just forget Brenda 76 00:04:31,390 --> 00:04:32,710 and Terry for the evening? 77 00:04:33,090 --> 00:04:34,270 Oh, right, OK. 78 00:04:34,271 --> 00:04:36,169 Finished, have you, Sean? 79 00:04:36,170 --> 00:04:37,220 No, I'm off. 80 00:04:37,420 --> 00:04:38,470 All right. 81 00:04:38,540 --> 00:04:40,920 Hello, love. I don't see much of you these days. 82 00:04:41,180 --> 00:04:42,230 Pardon? 83 00:04:42,380 --> 00:04:43,840 Ain't you died of it, too, eh? 84 00:04:45,240 --> 00:04:46,290 That's full, Harold. 85 00:04:49,380 --> 00:04:50,430 That was it. 86 00:04:50,780 --> 00:04:51,830 Sorry, love. 87 00:05:42,599 --> 00:05:44,219 Indupitably. You don't think so? 88 00:05:44,980 --> 00:05:46,030 Yes, I do. 89 00:05:46,120 --> 00:05:47,170 It's fantastic. 90 00:05:47,500 --> 00:05:49,540 Wonderful. It's brilliant. 91 00:05:50,100 --> 00:05:54,019 In fact, I doubt there's a better looking room this side of Chatsworth. 92 00:05:54,020 --> 00:05:57,840 we move the table under the window and have the sideboard across here. 93 00:05:58,700 --> 00:06:00,080 That's the way it was before. 94 00:06:00,680 --> 00:06:01,730 Oh, yeah? 95 00:06:07,860 --> 00:06:09,700 Pamela, leave it. 96 00:06:09,701 --> 00:06:13,819 Oh, it's just that I feel we'd have more room with the sideboards across here. 97 00:06:13,820 --> 00:06:15,080 Do you not see what I mean? 98 00:06:15,081 --> 00:06:18,159 Look, if you just move it this way, I'll give you an idea. 99 00:06:18,160 --> 00:06:20,330 If I move it that way, it'll give me a hernia. 100 00:06:21,640 --> 00:06:24,800 Leave it as it is, eh? Just for a year or two. 101 00:06:24,801 --> 00:06:27,399 Then if you find you don't like it, we'll start again. 102 00:06:27,400 --> 00:06:29,020 Oh, well, you're probably right. 103 00:06:29,320 --> 00:06:30,760 Now, what about the bedroom? 104 00:06:31,160 --> 00:06:32,300 Oh, now you're talking. 105 00:06:32,480 --> 00:06:34,400 I'm talking about moving things round. 106 00:06:34,660 --> 00:06:35,710 So am I. 107 00:06:43,340 --> 00:06:45,750 minutes, a new series of The State of the Region. 108 00:06:52,460 --> 00:06:53,510 Malcolm, 109 00:06:54,571 --> 00:06:56,439 is that you? 110 00:06:56,440 --> 00:07:00,339 Well, before you come through, will you get the rubber plunger thing from the 111 00:07:00,340 --> 00:07:02,340 garage? That sink's blocked again. 112 00:07:02,620 --> 00:07:06,419 It's taking hours to drain. The whole kitchen smells like a fish porter's 113 00:07:06,420 --> 00:07:07,470 armpit. 114 00:07:08,180 --> 00:07:09,300 Oh, hello. 115 00:07:11,150 --> 00:07:13,920 Mrs. Susan. Pleased to meet you, Mrs. Dunway. How do you do? 116 00:07:13,921 --> 00:07:16,149 How can you? You should have warned me. Oh, please. 117 00:07:16,150 --> 00:07:18,440 It's nice to see a room that's lived in. Oh, yes. 118 00:07:18,450 --> 00:07:20,370 Well, that's certainly what we do here. 119 00:07:20,690 --> 00:07:21,740 It's the living room. 120 00:07:23,550 --> 00:07:24,830 Will you have a seat? 121 00:07:25,050 --> 00:07:26,100 Thank you. 122 00:07:31,350 --> 00:07:34,590 Did you, er... Did you have a nice time? 123 00:07:35,370 --> 00:07:36,870 Lovely, thank you. Ravel. 124 00:07:37,350 --> 00:07:38,910 Ravel? Oh, very nice. 125 00:07:39,800 --> 00:07:43,230 I mean, it's not surprisingly warm with music like that, is it? Warm. 126 00:07:43,420 --> 00:07:44,470 Tallville and Dean? 127 00:07:44,520 --> 00:07:45,570 Of course. 128 00:07:46,840 --> 00:07:48,840 You know, would you like a chocolate? 129 00:07:49,140 --> 00:07:50,190 Thank you. 130 00:07:52,360 --> 00:07:53,820 I'll not bother, thanks. 131 00:07:54,080 --> 00:07:55,130 Are you sure? 132 00:07:55,280 --> 00:07:56,660 Oh, well, yes, you're right. 133 00:07:56,900 --> 00:07:59,560 We girls have to keep an eye on our figures, don't we? 134 00:07:59,561 --> 00:08:01,799 Is this what you wanted? 135 00:08:01,800 --> 00:08:02,850 What? No! 136 00:08:03,120 --> 00:08:04,760 I mean, yes, but not now. 137 00:08:05,420 --> 00:08:08,580 Men have no idea, have they, Susan? None at all. 138 00:08:08,781 --> 00:08:11,759 Well, what about some supper? 139 00:08:11,760 --> 00:08:13,560 Oh, just a coffee, please. I'll get it. 140 00:08:13,561 --> 00:08:15,679 There's some biscuits in the top cupboard. 141 00:08:15,680 --> 00:08:16,730 Oh, 142 00:08:16,731 --> 00:08:19,199 would you care for a scone? 143 00:08:19,200 --> 00:08:20,250 Are they homemade? 144 00:08:20,251 --> 00:08:21,119 Well, yes. 145 00:08:21,120 --> 00:08:22,170 Lovely. 146 00:08:23,560 --> 00:08:24,610 Oh, Martha! 147 00:08:48,151 --> 00:08:49,859 Of course, yeah. 148 00:08:49,860 --> 00:08:51,479 So what do you think? It's all right. 149 00:08:51,480 --> 00:08:54,059 There's more to it than meets the eye. Shall we demonstrate? 150 00:08:54,060 --> 00:08:57,610 Yeah, why not? Hang on a minute, you two. I don't think I'm ready for this. 151 00:08:57,611 --> 00:09:00,419 Look, I'll take a walk around the block. I'll come back when you're feeling 152 00:09:00,420 --> 00:09:02,060 better. Brenda, sit down. 153 00:09:03,260 --> 00:09:04,310 Right? Right. 154 00:09:10,240 --> 00:09:11,290 Good, eh? 155 00:09:11,820 --> 00:09:13,930 Marvellous. Do you do card tricks as well? 156 00:09:16,220 --> 00:09:17,270 Very comfy. 157 00:09:18,670 --> 00:09:21,440 I think I skipped the next bit. You two enjoy yourselves. 158 00:09:21,830 --> 00:09:24,350 Five, four, three, two, one. 159 00:09:24,570 --> 00:09:25,620 Pamela! 160 00:09:29,230 --> 00:09:30,280 Where's my bed? 161 00:09:30,281 --> 00:09:33,229 Well, it was overcrowded with two. You could hardly stand up. 162 00:09:33,230 --> 00:09:36,000 I don't come in here to stand up. I come in here to lie down. 163 00:09:36,010 --> 00:09:37,450 Yeah, well, you're in London. 164 00:09:37,570 --> 00:09:38,620 Oh, am I? 165 00:09:38,750 --> 00:09:41,550 Most of the time. You're only back the odd weekend, so... 166 00:09:51,660 --> 00:09:54,760 than you'd bunk on the houseboat you'd docked on. I don't dock. 167 00:09:54,761 --> 00:09:58,759 And what's more, it doesn't matter if I spend my time in London sleeping in a 168 00:09:58,760 --> 00:10:03,880 barbed wire hammock. This is my home and I pay the rent only because I let you. 169 00:10:04,040 --> 00:10:05,090 Ladies, please. 170 00:10:05,240 --> 00:10:07,740 Don't call me names. Don't talk to him like that. 171 00:10:07,741 --> 00:10:09,119 Pam, I'll ring you tomorrow. 172 00:10:09,120 --> 00:10:10,119 Oh, David. 173 00:10:10,120 --> 00:10:14,919 It's best I go. Yeah, you go, you, you homewrecker. I've told you not to talk 174 00:10:14,920 --> 00:10:15,970 him like that. 175 00:10:35,050 --> 00:10:37,220 up the little wooden hill to Bedfordshire. 176 00:10:38,130 --> 00:10:41,150 Don't you two be late now. We won't. I'm joking. 177 00:10:41,350 --> 00:10:42,910 You'll be as late as you like. 178 00:10:47,970 --> 00:10:49,020 What's she on about? 179 00:10:49,150 --> 00:10:50,200 I can't think. 180 00:10:56,831 --> 00:11:00,069 I'll walk you round to your place. 181 00:11:00,070 --> 00:11:01,929 There's no need, Malcolm. It's only ten minutes. 182 00:11:01,930 --> 00:11:02,980 Yeah, that's why. 183 00:11:03,290 --> 00:11:04,340 What? 184 00:11:04,341 --> 00:11:07,489 I mean, like a wide walker, rather than get the bike out. 185 00:11:07,490 --> 00:11:08,770 OK, we'll do this then. 186 00:11:10,930 --> 00:11:12,590 Oh, er, can you get that? 187 00:11:12,890 --> 00:11:13,940 Sure. 188 00:11:14,810 --> 00:11:15,860 Hello? 189 00:11:16,110 --> 00:11:19,030 Er, hello, Melbourne 1892, is it, please? 190 00:11:23,630 --> 00:11:24,680 People rabbits! 191 00:12:16,720 --> 00:12:19,020 She's so nice, isn't she? 192 00:12:21,260 --> 00:12:22,520 Beethoven's a he -mother. 193 00:12:22,800 --> 00:12:23,920 I meant Susan. 194 00:12:24,440 --> 00:12:25,490 Oh, yes, she's OK. 195 00:12:25,880 --> 00:12:27,120 Works in a country, say. 196 00:12:27,460 --> 00:12:28,510 Good sign, that. 197 00:12:28,511 --> 00:12:30,059 What do you mean? 198 00:12:30,060 --> 00:12:32,830 The people who handle money, they're very dependable. 199 00:12:32,940 --> 00:12:34,200 What, like bank robbers? 200 00:12:36,260 --> 00:12:38,140 He is silly, isn't he? 201 00:12:38,141 --> 00:12:41,239 Why didn't you tell me Brenda had rung when I first got in? 202 00:12:41,240 --> 00:12:42,290 Slipped my mind. 203 00:12:42,291 --> 00:12:44,539 Anyway, what difference could it have made? 204 00:12:44,540 --> 00:12:46,919 Well, if I'd known she was ringing back, I wouldn't have let Susan answer the 205 00:12:46,920 --> 00:12:47,970 phone. 206 00:12:48,040 --> 00:12:49,620 I must try and explain to her. 207 00:12:49,621 --> 00:12:51,799 Trouble is, there's no phone where she lives. 208 00:12:51,800 --> 00:12:53,600 Couldn't the warder take a message? 209 00:12:54,140 --> 00:12:55,190 That is not funny. 210 00:12:55,460 --> 00:12:57,080 You know, I can't understand you. 211 00:12:57,081 --> 00:13:00,739 Worrying about her when there's a lovely girl like Susan available. 212 00:13:00,740 --> 00:13:02,519 Well, Susan's got a boyfriend, Terry. 213 00:13:02,520 --> 00:13:04,720 Terry? Yeah. From? Yeah. Good heavens. 214 00:13:06,300 --> 00:13:08,020 But Susan's from Cheshire. 215 00:13:08,021 --> 00:13:10,259 Doesn't matter much these days. 216 00:13:10,260 --> 00:13:11,310 Seems not. 217 00:13:12,880 --> 00:13:14,080 Could go down, I suppose. 218 00:13:14,440 --> 00:13:16,670 Today, don't be ridiculous, it's 200 miles. 219 00:13:16,671 --> 00:13:17,699 I've got to do something. 220 00:13:17,700 --> 00:13:19,939 But you can't even be sure it was her last night. 221 00:13:19,940 --> 00:13:22,230 Might just have been one of those phone calls. 222 00:13:22,980 --> 00:13:24,180 One of what phone calls? 223 00:13:24,420 --> 00:13:25,470 When they breathe. 224 00:13:27,940 --> 00:13:29,810 No, it was her, all right. I know it was. 225 00:13:29,811 --> 00:13:32,219 Although it's a long way to go if it wasn't. 226 00:13:32,220 --> 00:13:35,059 I could go and see Pam, I suppose, and get her to explain next time she's in 227 00:13:35,060 --> 00:13:38,279 touch. Well, I must say, if you had to get involved with one of those sisters, 228 00:13:38,280 --> 00:13:39,779 it's pity it wasn't the older one. 229 00:13:39,780 --> 00:13:41,820 She does seem slightly more responsible. 230 00:13:42,640 --> 00:13:46,120 But it's a bit like choosing between two brands of corn plaster. 231 00:13:54,220 --> 00:13:55,270 Hello? 232 00:13:59,040 --> 00:14:05,660 Are you sure it was there? 233 00:14:06,120 --> 00:14:09,670 Well, she didn't have to say what's up, Doc, but it was there, all right. 234 00:14:11,120 --> 00:14:15,179 Yeah, it seems well Smuggins here was sweating away in a cheapo shoe shop all 235 00:14:15,180 --> 00:14:17,260 day and a leaking dock boat all night. 236 00:14:17,640 --> 00:14:20,660 Malcolm Skunk Stoneway's been playing hoppity hoppity. 237 00:14:21,120 --> 00:14:23,540 You know, I really didn't think he was like that. 238 00:14:24,940 --> 00:14:27,500 Mind, it's always a danger if you're working away. 239 00:14:28,740 --> 00:14:29,790 Who's working? 240 00:14:30,300 --> 00:14:31,350 What? 241 00:14:31,720 --> 00:14:33,580 Brenda, have you been? Yes. 242 00:14:33,960 --> 00:14:35,660 Oh, no. What did you do? 243 00:14:35,661 --> 00:14:38,879 Nothing. Oh, well, there you go. Then you do nothing. You're bound to get 244 00:14:38,880 --> 00:14:40,900 push. I did nothing wrong. 245 00:14:41,760 --> 00:14:46,059 I worked hard, kept my nose to the shoe horn, and bingo, the big Eve. And you 246 00:14:46,060 --> 00:14:47,140 didn't upset anyone? 247 00:14:47,380 --> 00:14:48,820 You don't believe me, do you? 248 00:14:49,280 --> 00:14:51,750 Listen, Pamela, I was as good as gold in that shop. 249 00:14:51,860 --> 00:14:55,590 Some of those customers had really sweaty feet, and I didn't throw up once. 250 00:14:56,660 --> 00:14:57,710 Very good. 251 00:14:57,711 --> 00:15:01,559 I didn't complain when the boss had us sweeping up till after six, even though 252 00:15:01,560 --> 00:15:02,880 we were only paid till five. 253 00:15:02,960 --> 00:15:06,599 And I didn't land in one when he squeezed past me in the stockroom six 254 00:15:06,600 --> 00:15:07,650 often. 255 00:15:09,040 --> 00:15:10,090 Get lost. 256 00:15:10,091 --> 00:15:12,959 It was like a cross between Bernard Manning and an octopus playing the 257 00:15:12,960 --> 00:15:14,010 Wurlitzer. 258 00:15:14,900 --> 00:15:17,980 No good as gold I was, cos I wanted to see what reason he'd give. 259 00:15:18,220 --> 00:15:19,480 So you knew it was coming? 260 00:15:19,640 --> 00:15:20,900 Well, that was the rumour. 261 00:15:21,120 --> 00:15:25,039 He'd taken on two YCS kids last month, and everyone reckoned that as soon as 262 00:15:25,040 --> 00:15:28,579 summer trade started to fall away, he'd be looking for a reason to get shut to 263 00:15:28,580 --> 00:15:30,990 some of us full -timers. So what did he get you on? 264 00:15:31,300 --> 00:15:33,720 Nothing. Me and Alison were just sacked. 265 00:15:33,721 --> 00:15:36,079 See, Muggins here had missed the point. 266 00:15:36,080 --> 00:15:37,999 We'd only been working there six months. 267 00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:39,500 so he didn't even need a reason. 268 00:15:39,900 --> 00:15:43,270 It was like doing one lap of the National and getting shot to save on 269 00:15:43,460 --> 00:15:44,510 Oh, what? 270 00:15:44,840 --> 00:15:46,460 Well, he has got a sense of humour. 271 00:15:46,740 --> 00:15:48,180 He didn't tell us till Friday. 272 00:15:48,520 --> 00:15:52,459 And then he says, do either of you two know where the nearest job centre is? 273 00:15:52,460 --> 00:15:54,899 when we said no, he said, well, you'd better find out for Monday. 274 00:15:54,900 --> 00:15:57,130 And laughed so much he fell off his eye chair. 275 00:15:57,200 --> 00:15:58,250 Oh, that's it? 276 00:15:58,600 --> 00:16:00,260 How do fellas get like that, eh? 277 00:16:01,260 --> 00:16:02,660 Well, he's a self -made man. 278 00:16:02,940 --> 00:16:04,880 Or in his case, a self -made louse. 279 00:16:09,360 --> 00:16:10,620 a shop on the high street? 280 00:16:10,860 --> 00:16:11,910 Give him ten years. 281 00:16:12,060 --> 00:16:14,890 He'll be buying forests in Scotland and running a house. 282 00:16:53,740 --> 00:16:55,180 I'm going for a nice long soup. 283 00:17:03,120 --> 00:17:05,230 Brenna, I'm awful sorry. I didn't realise. 284 00:17:05,599 --> 00:17:06,679 Well, why should you? 285 00:17:06,680 --> 00:17:08,759 Well, it took the pride of me, though. 286 00:17:08,760 --> 00:17:10,599 What? But you just took it all. 287 00:17:10,880 --> 00:17:12,160 I had no choice, did I? 288 00:17:13,160 --> 00:17:17,039 Oh, but I did offer him a special bye -bye. I thought so. Let's hear it. What 289 00:17:17,040 --> 00:17:18,090 did you do? 290 00:17:18,091 --> 00:17:20,179 Well, I waited till after six, till he'd all gone. 291 00:17:20,180 --> 00:17:22,959 And then I said, if there was ever any chance of me job back, I'd be very 292 00:17:22,960 --> 00:17:27,279 grateful. I told him no hard feelings and offered him a goodbye kiss in the 293 00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:28,330 stockroom. 294 00:17:29,340 --> 00:17:31,340 Imagine. Do you reckon he's still there? 295 00:17:31,640 --> 00:17:32,690 I shouldn't think so. 296 00:17:33,080 --> 00:17:34,280 I rang the police later. 297 00:17:34,500 --> 00:17:37,690 I told them I'd just seen someone going into a certain shoe shop. 298 00:17:39,740 --> 00:17:41,520 Well, it's not really funny, is it? 299 00:17:42,160 --> 00:17:44,100 No. But that's not all. 300 00:17:44,640 --> 00:17:46,140 What happened when I got home? 301 00:17:46,380 --> 00:17:47,430 Yeah, well... 302 00:17:47,431 --> 00:17:49,719 I'm sorry about the sleeping arrangement. 303 00:17:49,720 --> 00:17:51,520 Oh, don't rush it. I still mean London. 304 00:17:51,720 --> 00:17:53,800 Home as in the Kiwi 2 of Camden Lock. 305 00:17:54,360 --> 00:17:55,410 I will tell you after. 306 00:17:59,940 --> 00:18:00,990 Hello? 307 00:18:01,340 --> 00:18:03,060 Oh, David, look about last night. 308 00:18:06,540 --> 00:18:08,040 Oh, great. I'll have the coffee. 309 00:18:19,280 --> 00:18:20,780 Hello, Pamela. Hello, it's you. 310 00:18:22,860 --> 00:18:24,480 Hello. What do you want? 311 00:18:25,340 --> 00:18:26,390 Can I have a word? 312 00:18:26,540 --> 00:18:28,470 I can give you a few. None of them polite. 313 00:18:29,160 --> 00:18:31,510 Can I phone to Brenda, please? Well, of course. 314 00:18:31,511 --> 00:18:34,339 Well, honestly, it wasn't that way at all. 315 00:18:34,340 --> 00:18:36,359 Although I can understand that it must have seemed that way. 316 00:18:36,360 --> 00:18:37,680 See, I can't explain to her. 317 00:18:37,681 --> 00:18:39,099 Ring again? 318 00:18:39,100 --> 00:18:40,150 I can't ring her. 319 00:18:40,280 --> 00:18:42,300 She might ring you. Can I come in? 320 00:18:42,540 --> 00:18:43,590 I think you'd better. 321 00:18:50,860 --> 00:18:53,450 Better keep hold of that. You might need it in a hurry. 322 00:18:54,400 --> 00:18:55,450 Right. 323 00:18:55,451 --> 00:18:57,239 She rang you this morning, did she? 324 00:18:57,240 --> 00:18:58,290 Brenda? 325 00:18:58,291 --> 00:19:01,079 Yeah, well, I just thought... Well, it was a bit late to ring you last night 326 00:19:01,080 --> 00:19:02,360 after she rang us. Er, me. 327 00:19:02,640 --> 00:19:04,750 What? Well, she wouldn't get much for 10p. 328 00:19:05,220 --> 00:19:06,600 Pardon? Before one o 'clock. 329 00:19:06,900 --> 00:19:09,600 Look, if you've got something to say... Right. 330 00:19:10,520 --> 00:19:15,379 Well... I wondered if the next time she rings you'd explain to her for me that 331 00:19:15,380 --> 00:19:18,199 things weren't the way they seemed, because we'd been to a concert, but she 332 00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:20,409 a spare, you see, and Terry doesn't go because he's from... 333 00:19:20,410 --> 00:19:22,629 Well, you know, and I've been washing up and I didn't want to get studs on the 334 00:19:22,630 --> 00:19:24,889 phone. Malcolm. I mean, I will write to her and explain, but I wanted to know 335 00:19:24,890 --> 00:19:27,629 straight away, you know. Malcolm. I mean, I could have gone down there, but 336 00:19:27,630 --> 00:19:30,609 well, 400 can't be coming back as well. Malcolm, she's here. And it's not the 337 00:19:30,610 --> 00:19:32,870 petrol, because the bike's very... She's here. 338 00:19:32,871 --> 00:19:34,909 Brenda. 339 00:19:34,910 --> 00:19:35,960 She's in the back. 340 00:19:37,021 --> 00:19:38,949 Oh, I'll wait. 341 00:19:38,950 --> 00:19:40,390 I think that's probably Beth. 342 00:19:41,050 --> 00:19:42,250 She came home last night. 343 00:19:42,251 --> 00:19:45,169 Yours wasn't the only double cross she copped yesterday. 344 00:19:45,170 --> 00:19:47,700 Though I think she'd better tell you that herself. 345 00:19:47,990 --> 00:19:49,040 Tea or coffee? 346 00:19:49,190 --> 00:19:50,240 Yes, please. 347 00:19:58,659 --> 00:19:59,859 How long's she back for? 348 00:20:00,220 --> 00:20:03,120 She hasn't said. Things were a bit fragile here last night. 349 00:20:03,360 --> 00:20:06,130 We've only just got round to the civilities ourselves. 350 00:20:06,500 --> 00:20:07,550 You've said tea? 351 00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:09,780 Yeah. It opens out. 352 00:20:10,080 --> 00:20:11,700 Yes, I know the type. Very cunning. 353 00:20:12,040 --> 00:20:13,090 What, the teas are? 354 00:20:13,091 --> 00:20:14,539 Yeah, the way they fold out. 355 00:20:14,540 --> 00:20:16,650 Well, that's the one. I'll keep an eye on it. 356 00:20:16,651 --> 00:20:19,209 Actually, I wanted your mother to get one of these when she redid the lounge, 357 00:20:19,210 --> 00:20:21,500 but she wouldn't. Do you mind if I... No, feel free. 358 00:20:21,590 --> 00:20:23,090 Watch it doesn't bite, though. 359 00:20:23,091 --> 00:20:26,469 That's ingenious, the way to pull up and out in one action. 360 00:20:26,470 --> 00:20:29,229 Secrets in this biradial hinge at the side, you see. Then there's a spring 361 00:20:29,230 --> 00:20:32,809 attached to the eccentric noble plane, which translates to the awkward pullage 362 00:20:32,810 --> 00:20:34,070 which was a rotary action. 363 00:20:34,170 --> 00:20:38,069 And then the legs are positioned automatically by this hinged bracket 364 00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:40,189 offset pivot here. It's the same on the other side. 365 00:20:40,190 --> 00:20:41,590 Malcolm, sit down. Pardon? 366 00:20:41,870 --> 00:20:42,920 Fifth Malcolm. 367 00:20:43,620 --> 00:20:47,839 You are in lumber, and this is no time to be lecturing me on stupid noble 368 00:20:47,840 --> 00:20:51,359 flanges. No, no, eccentric, not stupid. It means the hole isn't at the centre, 369 00:20:51,360 --> 00:20:53,350 you see. Oh, Malcolm, shut up and listen. 370 00:20:53,351 --> 00:20:57,039 Brenda's very upset, and it's not just because of you and your friendly bunny 371 00:20:57,040 --> 00:20:58,540 rabbit. There's other things. 372 00:20:59,080 --> 00:21:01,100 Eh? She had a rough day yesterday. 373 00:21:01,440 --> 00:21:04,630 She took a lot of knocks, and she needs to be handled very gently. 374 00:21:04,940 --> 00:21:06,320 No, she doesn't. Brenda. 375 00:21:06,600 --> 00:21:09,550 Nor does she need people talking about her behind her back. 376 00:21:09,551 --> 00:21:10,939 Oh, hello. 377 00:21:10,940 --> 00:21:12,620 Oh, you'd better get in there, fat. 378 00:21:13,520 --> 00:21:16,830 for some weirdo giving him practical lessons in handling women? 379 00:21:17,440 --> 00:21:18,490 What are you doing? 380 00:21:18,940 --> 00:21:22,430 I was just saying about this team's bracket with the offset pivot. Oh, 381 00:21:22,480 --> 00:21:23,530 shut up and listen. 382 00:21:25,100 --> 00:21:27,270 85 cents, please, love. Here, I'll get that. 383 00:21:27,271 --> 00:21:28,599 All right. 384 00:21:28,600 --> 00:21:30,040 An alphabet, please, Harold. 385 00:21:30,200 --> 00:21:32,060 See we died you there again, eh, love? 386 00:21:32,091 --> 00:21:34,039 Died you there. 387 00:21:34,040 --> 00:21:37,830 Looks nice. Yeah, yeah, yeah, and have one yourself, Harold. Oh, cheers, lad. 388 00:21:54,960 --> 00:21:56,220 Oh, look, Bren, I'm sorry. 389 00:21:56,280 --> 00:21:57,330 What for? 390 00:21:57,331 --> 00:21:59,879 Well, it wasn't the way it seemed. She had these tickets. Look, you can go with 391 00:21:59,880 --> 00:22:01,560 who you like. There was no contract. 392 00:22:01,600 --> 00:22:02,800 Well, she had this spare. 393 00:22:03,080 --> 00:22:04,640 Tire. And ticket for the concert. 394 00:22:05,340 --> 00:22:06,390 Did she scream? 395 00:22:06,640 --> 00:22:07,880 Pardon? At the concert. 396 00:22:07,881 --> 00:22:11,379 Well, no, it wasn't that sort of a thing. No, no, far too late. You like to 397 00:22:11,380 --> 00:22:14,270 a good screech, Albert. No, I mean, it wasn't a pop concert. 398 00:22:14,540 --> 00:22:15,620 Oh? It was at the film. 399 00:22:15,621 --> 00:22:17,059 Oh, right. 400 00:22:17,060 --> 00:22:18,110 Not in my league, eh? 401 00:22:18,480 --> 00:22:20,100 It's not league, it's just taste. 402 00:22:20,160 --> 00:22:21,480 What, and I haven't got any. 403 00:22:21,620 --> 00:22:22,670 Of course you have. 404 00:22:22,671 --> 00:22:24,459 No way. 405 00:22:24,460 --> 00:22:26,080 Went out with you once, didn't I? 406 00:22:28,100 --> 00:22:29,360 Still could if you wanted. 407 00:22:29,960 --> 00:22:31,010 No chance. 408 00:22:32,560 --> 00:22:34,180 Have you had a bad day yesterday? 409 00:22:34,200 --> 00:22:35,520 Oh, you don't know the hour. 410 00:22:35,521 --> 00:22:37,419 Well, Pam's just told me about your job. 411 00:22:37,420 --> 00:22:38,800 What, the one I haven't got? 412 00:22:39,440 --> 00:22:42,990 Oh, look, don't worry. Something will turn up. There's loads going on in 413 00:22:42,991 --> 00:22:45,579 There's some. You've got to have some with you today. 414 00:22:45,580 --> 00:22:46,759 Oh, what's up with the boat? 415 00:22:46,760 --> 00:22:47,779 It's sunk. 416 00:22:47,780 --> 00:22:48,830 Oh, no. 417 00:22:49,080 --> 00:22:50,400 It's all me worldly goods. 418 00:22:50,401 --> 00:22:52,199 What happened? 419 00:22:52,200 --> 00:22:53,999 Someone stamped you hard on the toilet. 420 00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:56,230 flushing the footprint through the bottom. 421 00:22:56,231 --> 00:22:58,119 Yeah, I've had a bad day, then. 422 00:22:58,120 --> 00:23:00,759 Well, if they come any worse than that one, I'll end it all and come back as a 423 00:23:00,760 --> 00:23:02,900 pigeon. Get me own back on the lorry, yeah. 424 00:23:04,900 --> 00:23:06,100 So you lost everything? 425 00:23:06,101 --> 00:23:09,359 Well, I didn't have that much down there, but what I did have, I haven't 426 00:23:09,360 --> 00:23:10,410 more. 427 00:23:11,720 --> 00:23:13,220 So does this mean you're back? 428 00:23:13,540 --> 00:23:14,590 What about me back? 429 00:23:14,720 --> 00:23:15,770 I mean you're home. 430 00:23:17,060 --> 00:23:21,259 Look, Mal, I've got no job, no bed, I've fallen out with my sister, I've been 431 00:23:21,260 --> 00:23:24,330 beggared about by you, and now even Adam doesn't know who I am. 432 00:23:26,781 --> 00:23:28,879 Welcome home. 433 00:23:28,880 --> 00:23:33,430 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 32655

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