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It was boredom at first sight.
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You could hardly call him right.
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He is no one's Mr.
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Right. But what do I see in him?
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But then, I'm not the ideal.
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I'm not gentle or genteel. So the
question should be, what does he...
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What's that door?
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Right, love, where do you want it?
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Over here, please.
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Over here.
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Actually, no, I think over there.
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Over there.
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On the other hand... No, I think back
there.
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Here. Yes, that's right. Hold on, hold
on. Are you sure now? Yes, I think so.
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Right, you can always give us a ring if
you change your mind, can't you? Well,
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it'll be OK there.
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Right, do you know how to open it out?
I'll sort it, thanks.
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Ted'll show you if you like.
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It's okay.
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Wonderful on beds, isn't it, Ted, aren't
you?
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Can I do a sign?
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Yeah, just here, though.
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Here you go.
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One sofa bed, one chair, one double bed.
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Right, thank you very much. And, uh,
listen, love.
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If you fancy it over there, give us a
ringy.
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Is that you, Malcolm?
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I've got some news.
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No! Oh, OK.
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It's about my job.
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You're all on your own, aren't you?
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Yes. Good, because I don't particularly
want old Misery Mush to... Malcolm!
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He is out.
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Misery Mush.
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Malcolm's gone to a concert with a
friend.
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An old school friend.
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You want another drink, love?
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Yeah.
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Doesn't Darwin delay?
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No. Do you go to any concerts?
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Used to.
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Not so much these days.
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In fact, in the last 12 months, I've
only been to, er... None.
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What about you?
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Quite a few.
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What, with Terry?
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Hardly. He's from Hemelhampton.
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Oh, I forgot.
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Are you two still, er... On and off.
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And you in there?
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Oh, yeah, we're still, er...
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Except, well, with Irving in London.
Having a good time?
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No, well, well, I mean, she might be.
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Not that I wouldn't want her to. I mean,
I would too if I was.
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Except I probably wouldn't.
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I mean, I don't mind if she does, if she
wants to. After all, in a way, I am
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now.
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Not that it matters.
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Like they say, when the cat's away, it's
sauce for the gander.
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Quite.
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I mean, I get down there once a month
and she comes up here once a month.
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So you miss each other?
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Pardon? Nothing.
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Well, I miss each other. I mean, I miss
her. No, I mean, you swap over and
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you... Oh, never mind, it was a joke.
Oh, a joke.
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Perhaps the most.
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Brenda likes jokes.
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I can see that.
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Some of the things she says.
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Do you know what her name for you is?
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I don't think I want to. Super Rabbit.
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Play on Susan Roberts, you see.
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Hilarious. Oh, she wasn't being rude.
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Of course not. Well, perhaps a little
bit. Malcolm.
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Oh, she's a hoot sometimes. Malcolm, do
you think we could just forget Brenda
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and Terry for the evening?
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Oh, right, OK.
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Finished, have you, Sean?
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No, I'm off.
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All right.
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Hello, love. I don't see much of you
these days.
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Pardon?
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Ain't you died of it, too, eh?
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That's full, Harold.
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That was it.
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Sorry, love.
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Indupitably. You don't think so?
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Yes, I do.
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It's fantastic.
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Wonderful. It's brilliant.
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In fact, I doubt there's a better
looking room this side of Chatsworth.
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we move the table under the window and
have the sideboard across here.
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That's the way it was before.
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Oh, yeah?
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Pamela, leave it.
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Oh, it's just that I feel we'd have more
room with the sideboards across here.
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Do you not see what I mean?
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Look, if you just move it this way, I'll
give you an idea.
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If I move it that way, it'll give me a
hernia.
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Leave it as it is, eh? Just for a year
or two.
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Then if you find you don't like it,
we'll start again.
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Oh, well, you're probably right.
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Now, what about the bedroom?
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Oh, now you're talking.
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I'm talking about moving things round.
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So am I.
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minutes, a new series of The State of
the Region.
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Malcolm,
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is that you?
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Well, before you come through, will you
get the rubber plunger thing from the
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garage? That sink's blocked again.
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It's taking hours to drain. The whole
kitchen smells like a fish porter's
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armpit.
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Oh, hello.
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Mrs. Susan. Pleased to meet you, Mrs.
Dunway. How do you do?
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How can you? You should have warned me.
Oh, please.
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It's nice to see a room that's lived in.
Oh, yes.
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Well, that's certainly what we do here.
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It's the living room.
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Will you have a seat?
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Thank you.
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Did you, er... Did you have a nice time?
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Lovely, thank you. Ravel.
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Ravel? Oh, very nice.
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I mean, it's not surprisingly warm with
music like that, is it? Warm.
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Tallville and Dean?
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Of course.
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You know, would you like a chocolate?
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Thank you.
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I'll not bother, thanks.
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Are you sure?
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Oh, well, yes, you're right.
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We girls have to keep an eye on our
figures, don't we?
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Is this what you wanted?
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What? No!
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I mean, yes, but not now.
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Men have no idea, have they, Susan? None
at all.
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Well, what about some supper?
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Oh, just a coffee, please. I'll get it.
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There's some biscuits in the top
cupboard.
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Oh,
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would you care for a scone?
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Are they homemade?
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Well, yes.
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Lovely.
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Oh, Martha!
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Of course, yeah.
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So what do you think? It's all right.
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There's more to it than meets the eye.
Shall we demonstrate?
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Yeah, why not? Hang on a minute, you
two. I don't think I'm ready for this.
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Look, I'll take a walk around the block.
I'll come back when you're feeling
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better. Brenda, sit down.
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Right? Right.
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Good, eh?
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Marvellous. Do you do card tricks as
well?
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Very comfy.
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I think I skipped the next bit. You two
enjoy yourselves.
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Five, four, three, two, one.
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Pamela!
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Where's my bed?
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Well, it was overcrowded with two. You
could hardly stand up.
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I don't come in here to stand up. I come
in here to lie down.
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Yeah, well, you're in London.
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Oh, am I?
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Most of the time. You're only back the
odd weekend, so...
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than you'd bunk on the houseboat you'd
docked on. I don't dock.
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And what's more, it doesn't matter if I
spend my time in London sleeping in a
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barbed wire hammock. This is my home and
I pay the rent only because I let you.
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Ladies, please.
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Don't call me names. Don't talk to him
like that.
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Pam, I'll ring you tomorrow.
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Oh, David.
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It's best I go. Yeah, you go, you, you
homewrecker. I've told you not to talk
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him like that.
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up the little wooden hill to
Bedfordshire.
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Don't you two be late now. We won't. I'm
joking.
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You'll be as late as you like.
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What's she on about?
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I can't think.
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I'll walk you round to your place.
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There's no need, Malcolm. It's only ten
minutes.
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Yeah, that's why.
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What?
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I mean, like a wide walker, rather than
get the bike out.
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OK, we'll do this then.
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Oh, er, can you get that?
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Sure.
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Hello?
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Er, hello, Melbourne 1892, is it,
please?
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People rabbits!
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She's so nice, isn't she?
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Beethoven's a he -mother.
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I meant Susan.
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Oh, yes, she's OK.
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Works in a country, say.
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Good sign, that.
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What do you mean?
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The people who handle money, they're
very dependable.
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What, like bank robbers?
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He is silly, isn't he?
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Why didn't you tell me Brenda had rung
when I first got in?
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Slipped my mind.
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Anyway, what difference could it have
made?
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Well, if I'd known she was ringing back,
I wouldn't have let Susan answer the
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phone.
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I must try and explain to her.
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Trouble is, there's no phone where she
lives.
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Couldn't the warder take a message?
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That is not funny.
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You know, I can't understand you.
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Worrying about her when there's a lovely
girl like Susan available.
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Well, Susan's got a boyfriend, Terry.
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Terry? Yeah. From? Yeah. Good heavens.
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But Susan's from Cheshire.
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Doesn't matter much these days.
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Seems not.
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Could go down, I suppose.
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Today, don't be ridiculous, it's 200
miles.
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I've got to do something.
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But you can't even be sure it was her
last night.
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Might just have been one of those phone
calls.
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One of what phone calls?
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When they breathe.
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No, it was her, all right. I know it
was.
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Although it's a long way to go if it
wasn't.
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I could go and see Pam, I suppose, and
get her to explain next time she's in
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touch. Well, I must say, if you had to
get involved with one of those sisters,
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it's pity it wasn't the older one.
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She does seem slightly more responsible.
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But it's a bit like choosing between two
brands of corn plaster.
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Hello?
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Are you sure it was there?
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Well, she didn't have to say what's up,
Doc, but it was there, all right.
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Yeah, it seems well Smuggins here was
sweating away in a cheapo shoe shop all
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day and a leaking dock boat all night.
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Malcolm Skunk Stoneway's been playing
hoppity hoppity.
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You know, I really didn't think he was
like that.
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Mind, it's always a danger if you're
working away.
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Who's working?
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What?
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Brenda, have you been? Yes.
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Oh, no. What did you do?
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Nothing. Oh, well, there you go. Then
you do nothing. You're bound to get
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push. I did nothing wrong.
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I worked hard, kept my nose to the shoe
horn, and bingo, the big Eve. And you
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didn't upset anyone?
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You don't believe me, do you?
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Listen, Pamela, I was as good as gold in
that shop.
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Some of those customers had really
sweaty feet, and I didn't throw up once.
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Very good.
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I didn't complain when the boss had us
sweeping up till after six, even though
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we were only paid till five.
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And I didn't land in one when he
squeezed past me in the stockroom six
254
00:15:06,600 --> 00:15:07,650
often.
255
00:15:09,040 --> 00:15:10,090
Get lost.
256
00:15:10,091 --> 00:15:12,959
It was like a cross between Bernard
Manning and an octopus playing the
257
00:15:12,960 --> 00:15:14,010
Wurlitzer.
258
00:15:14,900 --> 00:15:17,980
No good as gold I was, cos I wanted to
see what reason he'd give.
259
00:15:18,220 --> 00:15:19,480
So you knew it was coming?
260
00:15:19,640 --> 00:15:20,900
Well, that was the rumour.
261
00:15:21,120 --> 00:15:25,039
He'd taken on two YCS kids last month,
and everyone reckoned that as soon as
262
00:15:25,040 --> 00:15:28,579
summer trade started to fall away, he'd
be looking for a reason to get shut to
263
00:15:28,580 --> 00:15:30,990
some of us full -timers. So what did he
get you on?
264
00:15:31,300 --> 00:15:33,720
Nothing. Me and Alison were just sacked.
265
00:15:33,721 --> 00:15:36,079
See, Muggins here had missed the point.
266
00:15:36,080 --> 00:15:37,999
We'd only been working there six months.
267
00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:39,500
so he didn't even need a reason.
268
00:15:39,900 --> 00:15:43,270
It was like doing one lap of the
National and getting shot to save on
269
00:15:43,460 --> 00:15:44,510
Oh, what?
270
00:15:44,840 --> 00:15:46,460
Well, he has got a sense of humour.
271
00:15:46,740 --> 00:15:48,180
He didn't tell us till Friday.
272
00:15:48,520 --> 00:15:52,459
And then he says, do either of you two
know where the nearest job centre is?
273
00:15:52,460 --> 00:15:54,899
when we said no, he said, well, you'd
better find out for Monday.
274
00:15:54,900 --> 00:15:57,130
And laughed so much he fell off his eye
chair.
275
00:15:57,200 --> 00:15:58,250
Oh, that's it?
276
00:15:58,600 --> 00:16:00,260
How do fellas get like that, eh?
277
00:16:01,260 --> 00:16:02,660
Well, he's a self -made man.
278
00:16:02,940 --> 00:16:04,880
Or in his case, a self -made louse.
279
00:16:09,360 --> 00:16:10,620
a shop on the high street?
280
00:16:10,860 --> 00:16:11,910
Give him ten years.
281
00:16:12,060 --> 00:16:14,890
He'll be buying forests in Scotland and
running a house.
282
00:16:53,740 --> 00:16:55,180
I'm going for a nice long soup.
283
00:17:03,120 --> 00:17:05,230
Brenna, I'm awful sorry. I didn't
realise.
284
00:17:05,599 --> 00:17:06,679
Well, why should you?
285
00:17:06,680 --> 00:17:08,759
Well, it took the pride of me, though.
286
00:17:08,760 --> 00:17:10,599
What? But you just took it all.
287
00:17:10,880 --> 00:17:12,160
I had no choice, did I?
288
00:17:13,160 --> 00:17:17,039
Oh, but I did offer him a special bye
-bye. I thought so. Let's hear it. What
289
00:17:17,040 --> 00:17:18,090
did you do?
290
00:17:18,091 --> 00:17:20,179
Well, I waited till after six, till he'd
all gone.
291
00:17:20,180 --> 00:17:22,959
And then I said, if there was ever any
chance of me job back, I'd be very
292
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grateful. I told him no hard feelings
and offered him a goodbye kiss in the
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stockroom.
294
00:17:29,340 --> 00:17:31,340
Imagine. Do you reckon he's still there?
295
00:17:31,640 --> 00:17:32,690
I shouldn't think so.
296
00:17:33,080 --> 00:17:34,280
I rang the police later.
297
00:17:34,500 --> 00:17:37,690
I told them I'd just seen someone going
into a certain shoe shop.
298
00:17:39,740 --> 00:17:41,520
Well, it's not really funny, is it?
299
00:17:42,160 --> 00:17:44,100
No. But that's not all.
300
00:17:44,640 --> 00:17:46,140
What happened when I got home?
301
00:17:46,380 --> 00:17:47,430
Yeah, well...
302
00:17:47,431 --> 00:17:49,719
I'm sorry about the sleeping
arrangement.
303
00:17:49,720 --> 00:17:51,520
Oh, don't rush it. I still mean London.
304
00:17:51,720 --> 00:17:53,800
Home as in the Kiwi 2 of Camden Lock.
305
00:17:54,360 --> 00:17:55,410
I will tell you after.
306
00:17:59,940 --> 00:18:00,990
Hello?
307
00:18:01,340 --> 00:18:03,060
Oh, David, look about last night.
308
00:18:06,540 --> 00:18:08,040
Oh, great. I'll have the coffee.
309
00:18:19,280 --> 00:18:20,780
Hello, Pamela. Hello, it's you.
310
00:18:22,860 --> 00:18:24,480
Hello. What do you want?
311
00:18:25,340 --> 00:18:26,390
Can I have a word?
312
00:18:26,540 --> 00:18:28,470
I can give you a few. None of them
polite.
313
00:18:29,160 --> 00:18:31,510
Can I phone to Brenda, please? Well, of
course.
314
00:18:31,511 --> 00:18:34,339
Well, honestly, it wasn't that way at
all.
315
00:18:34,340 --> 00:18:36,359
Although I can understand that it must
have seemed that way.
316
00:18:36,360 --> 00:18:37,680
See, I can't explain to her.
317
00:18:37,681 --> 00:18:39,099
Ring again?
318
00:18:39,100 --> 00:18:40,150
I can't ring her.
319
00:18:40,280 --> 00:18:42,300
She might ring you. Can I come in?
320
00:18:42,540 --> 00:18:43,590
I think you'd better.
321
00:18:50,860 --> 00:18:53,450
Better keep hold of that. You might need
it in a hurry.
322
00:18:54,400 --> 00:18:55,450
Right.
323
00:18:55,451 --> 00:18:57,239
She rang you this morning, did she?
324
00:18:57,240 --> 00:18:58,290
Brenda?
325
00:18:58,291 --> 00:19:01,079
Yeah, well, I just thought... Well, it
was a bit late to ring you last night
326
00:19:01,080 --> 00:19:02,360
after she rang us. Er, me.
327
00:19:02,640 --> 00:19:04,750
What? Well, she wouldn't get much for
10p.
328
00:19:05,220 --> 00:19:06,600
Pardon? Before one o 'clock.
329
00:19:06,900 --> 00:19:09,600
Look, if you've got something to say...
Right.
330
00:19:10,520 --> 00:19:15,379
Well... I wondered if the next time she
rings you'd explain to her for me that
331
00:19:15,380 --> 00:19:18,199
things weren't the way they seemed,
because we'd been to a concert, but she
332
00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:20,409
a spare, you see, and Terry doesn't go
because he's from...
333
00:19:20,410 --> 00:19:22,629
Well, you know, and I've been washing up
and I didn't want to get studs on the
334
00:19:22,630 --> 00:19:24,889
phone. Malcolm. I mean, I will write to
her and explain, but I wanted to know
335
00:19:24,890 --> 00:19:27,629
straight away, you know. Malcolm. I
mean, I could have gone down there, but
336
00:19:27,630 --> 00:19:30,609
well, 400 can't be coming back as well.
Malcolm, she's here. And it's not the
337
00:19:30,610 --> 00:19:32,870
petrol, because the bike's very... She's
here.
338
00:19:32,871 --> 00:19:34,909
Brenda.
339
00:19:34,910 --> 00:19:35,960
She's in the back.
340
00:19:37,021 --> 00:19:38,949
Oh, I'll wait.
341
00:19:38,950 --> 00:19:40,390
I think that's probably Beth.
342
00:19:41,050 --> 00:19:42,250
She came home last night.
343
00:19:42,251 --> 00:19:45,169
Yours wasn't the only double cross she
copped yesterday.
344
00:19:45,170 --> 00:19:47,700
Though I think she'd better tell you
that herself.
345
00:19:47,990 --> 00:19:49,040
Tea or coffee?
346
00:19:49,190 --> 00:19:50,240
Yes, please.
347
00:19:58,659 --> 00:19:59,859
How long's she back for?
348
00:20:00,220 --> 00:20:03,120
She hasn't said. Things were a bit
fragile here last night.
349
00:20:03,360 --> 00:20:06,130
We've only just got round to the
civilities ourselves.
350
00:20:06,500 --> 00:20:07,550
You've said tea?
351
00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:09,780
Yeah. It opens out.
352
00:20:10,080 --> 00:20:11,700
Yes, I know the type. Very cunning.
353
00:20:12,040 --> 00:20:13,090
What, the teas are?
354
00:20:13,091 --> 00:20:14,539
Yeah, the way they fold out.
355
00:20:14,540 --> 00:20:16,650
Well, that's the one. I'll keep an eye
on it.
356
00:20:16,651 --> 00:20:19,209
Actually, I wanted your mother to get
one of these when she redid the lounge,
357
00:20:19,210 --> 00:20:21,500
but she wouldn't. Do you mind if I...
No, feel free.
358
00:20:21,590 --> 00:20:23,090
Watch it doesn't bite, though.
359
00:20:23,091 --> 00:20:26,469
That's ingenious, the way to pull up and
out in one action.
360
00:20:26,470 --> 00:20:29,229
Secrets in this biradial hinge at the
side, you see. Then there's a spring
361
00:20:29,230 --> 00:20:32,809
attached to the eccentric noble plane,
which translates to the awkward pullage
362
00:20:32,810 --> 00:20:34,070
which was a rotary action.
363
00:20:34,170 --> 00:20:38,069
And then the legs are positioned
automatically by this hinged bracket
364
00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:40,189
offset pivot here. It's the same on the
other side.
365
00:20:40,190 --> 00:20:41,590
Malcolm, sit down. Pardon?
366
00:20:41,870 --> 00:20:42,920
Fifth Malcolm.
367
00:20:43,620 --> 00:20:47,839
You are in lumber, and this is no time
to be lecturing me on stupid noble
368
00:20:47,840 --> 00:20:51,359
flanges. No, no, eccentric, not stupid.
It means the hole isn't at the centre,
369
00:20:51,360 --> 00:20:53,350
you see. Oh, Malcolm, shut up and
listen.
370
00:20:53,351 --> 00:20:57,039
Brenda's very upset, and it's not just
because of you and your friendly bunny
371
00:20:57,040 --> 00:20:58,540
rabbit. There's other things.
372
00:20:59,080 --> 00:21:01,100
Eh? She had a rough day yesterday.
373
00:21:01,440 --> 00:21:04,630
She took a lot of knocks, and she needs
to be handled very gently.
374
00:21:04,940 --> 00:21:06,320
No, she doesn't. Brenda.
375
00:21:06,600 --> 00:21:09,550
Nor does she need people talking about
her behind her back.
376
00:21:09,551 --> 00:21:10,939
Oh, hello.
377
00:21:10,940 --> 00:21:12,620
Oh, you'd better get in there, fat.
378
00:21:13,520 --> 00:21:16,830
for some weirdo giving him practical
lessons in handling women?
379
00:21:17,440 --> 00:21:18,490
What are you doing?
380
00:21:18,940 --> 00:21:22,430
I was just saying about this team's
bracket with the offset pivot. Oh,
381
00:21:22,480 --> 00:21:23,530
shut up and listen.
382
00:21:25,100 --> 00:21:27,270
85 cents, please, love. Here, I'll get
that.
383
00:21:27,271 --> 00:21:28,599
All right.
384
00:21:28,600 --> 00:21:30,040
An alphabet, please, Harold.
385
00:21:30,200 --> 00:21:32,060
See we died you there again, eh, love?
386
00:21:32,091 --> 00:21:34,039
Died you there.
387
00:21:34,040 --> 00:21:37,830
Looks nice. Yeah, yeah, yeah, and have
one yourself, Harold. Oh, cheers, lad.
388
00:21:54,960 --> 00:21:56,220
Oh, look, Bren, I'm sorry.
389
00:21:56,280 --> 00:21:57,330
What for?
390
00:21:57,331 --> 00:21:59,879
Well, it wasn't the way it seemed. She
had these tickets. Look, you can go with
391
00:21:59,880 --> 00:22:01,560
who you like. There was no contract.
392
00:22:01,600 --> 00:22:02,800
Well, she had this spare.
393
00:22:03,080 --> 00:22:04,640
Tire. And ticket for the concert.
394
00:22:05,340 --> 00:22:06,390
Did she scream?
395
00:22:06,640 --> 00:22:07,880
Pardon? At the concert.
396
00:22:07,881 --> 00:22:11,379
Well, no, it wasn't that sort of a
thing. No, no, far too late. You like to
397
00:22:11,380 --> 00:22:14,270
a good screech, Albert. No, I mean, it
wasn't a pop concert.
398
00:22:14,540 --> 00:22:15,620
Oh? It was at the film.
399
00:22:15,621 --> 00:22:17,059
Oh, right.
400
00:22:17,060 --> 00:22:18,110
Not in my league, eh?
401
00:22:18,480 --> 00:22:20,100
It's not league, it's just taste.
402
00:22:20,160 --> 00:22:21,480
What, and I haven't got any.
403
00:22:21,620 --> 00:22:22,670
Of course you have.
404
00:22:22,671 --> 00:22:24,459
No way.
405
00:22:24,460 --> 00:22:26,080
Went out with you once, didn't I?
406
00:22:28,100 --> 00:22:29,360
Still could if you wanted.
407
00:22:29,960 --> 00:22:31,010
No chance.
408
00:22:32,560 --> 00:22:34,180
Have you had a bad day yesterday?
409
00:22:34,200 --> 00:22:35,520
Oh, you don't know the hour.
410
00:22:35,521 --> 00:22:37,419
Well, Pam's just told me about your job.
411
00:22:37,420 --> 00:22:38,800
What, the one I haven't got?
412
00:22:39,440 --> 00:22:42,990
Oh, look, don't worry. Something will
turn up. There's loads going on in
413
00:22:42,991 --> 00:22:45,579
There's some. You've got to have some
with you today.
414
00:22:45,580 --> 00:22:46,759
Oh, what's up with the boat?
415
00:22:46,760 --> 00:22:47,779
It's sunk.
416
00:22:47,780 --> 00:22:48,830
Oh, no.
417
00:22:49,080 --> 00:22:50,400
It's all me worldly goods.
418
00:22:50,401 --> 00:22:52,199
What happened?
419
00:22:52,200 --> 00:22:53,999
Someone stamped you hard on the toilet.
420
00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:56,230
flushing the footprint through the
bottom.
421
00:22:56,231 --> 00:22:58,119
Yeah, I've had a bad day, then.
422
00:22:58,120 --> 00:23:00,759
Well, if they come any worse than that
one, I'll end it all and come back as a
423
00:23:00,760 --> 00:23:02,900
pigeon. Get me own back on the lorry,
yeah.
424
00:23:04,900 --> 00:23:06,100
So you lost everything?
425
00:23:06,101 --> 00:23:09,359
Well, I didn't have that much down
there, but what I did have, I haven't
426
00:23:09,360 --> 00:23:10,410
more.
427
00:23:11,720 --> 00:23:13,220
So does this mean you're back?
428
00:23:13,540 --> 00:23:14,590
What about me back?
429
00:23:14,720 --> 00:23:15,770
I mean you're home.
430
00:23:17,060 --> 00:23:21,259
Look, Mal, I've got no job, no bed, I've
fallen out with my sister, I've been
431
00:23:21,260 --> 00:23:24,330
beggared about by you, and now even Adam
doesn't know who I am.
432
00:23:26,781 --> 00:23:28,879
Welcome home.
433
00:23:28,880 --> 00:23:33,430
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