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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,480 --> 00:00:08,600 It was boredom at first sight. 2 00:00:09,040 --> 00:00:12,100 You could hardly call him right. 3 00:00:12,700 --> 00:00:15,020 He is no one, Mr. 4 00:00:15,360 --> 00:00:18,260 Right. But what do I see in him? 5 00:00:20,100 --> 00:00:25,679 But then, I'm not the right deal. I'm not gentle or 6 00:00:25,680 --> 00:00:30,420 genteel. So the blessing should be what does it. 7 00:00:45,420 --> 00:00:48,120 That room of yours is a tip, an absolute tip. 8 00:00:48,640 --> 00:00:52,070 Does it ever cross your mind to put something back in your wardrobe? 9 00:00:52,071 --> 00:00:53,119 Obviously not. 10 00:00:53,120 --> 00:00:55,830 Or even, just as a novelty, put a book back on the shelf. 11 00:00:56,400 --> 00:00:58,620 Heavens, no. We're far too busy to do that. 12 00:00:58,621 --> 00:01:02,399 True. Why, it's so long since I've seen your carpet, I've forgotten what colour 13 00:01:02,400 --> 00:01:03,279 it is. 14 00:01:03,280 --> 00:01:04,940 It's red. Oh, thank you very much. 15 00:01:06,120 --> 00:01:07,480 Live his own life, he says. 16 00:01:08,340 --> 00:01:09,900 Privacy of his own room, he says. 17 00:01:09,901 --> 00:01:13,559 There's no need for you to go in there. Well, somebody has to tidy up sometime. 18 00:01:13,560 --> 00:01:15,799 Otherwise you soon won't be able to find a bed. 19 00:01:15,800 --> 00:01:19,520 Why, just crossing to close your curtains is like scaling the Orinoco. 20 00:01:21,420 --> 00:01:22,760 The Orinoco's a river. 21 00:01:23,100 --> 00:01:24,150 Oh. 22 00:01:24,580 --> 00:01:27,590 Don't be flashing your CSE geography at me, Malcolm Solway. 23 00:01:28,300 --> 00:01:29,480 That room is a bin. 24 00:01:30,460 --> 00:01:32,400 And I know you never go under the bed. 25 00:01:32,860 --> 00:01:34,300 Well, I prefer to sleep on top. 26 00:01:35,840 --> 00:01:37,880 Well, I've been under. 27 00:01:38,740 --> 00:01:39,940 You know what I've done? 28 00:01:41,300 --> 00:01:42,350 A balaclava. 29 00:01:43,000 --> 00:01:44,720 Three slippers, all left feet. 30 00:01:44,721 --> 00:01:48,059 Auntie Peggy's Christmas present, which you haven't even unwrapped. 31 00:01:48,060 --> 00:01:49,859 Aftershave. It's always aftershave. 32 00:01:49,860 --> 00:01:50,910 And this. 33 00:01:52,520 --> 00:01:53,570 It's not mine. 34 00:01:53,580 --> 00:01:54,900 It's certainly not mine. 35 00:01:55,300 --> 00:01:57,040 It's probably Brenda's. Probably? 36 00:01:57,480 --> 00:01:59,800 How many other waifs have we let sleep there? 37 00:01:59,801 --> 00:02:03,679 What's more to the point, it's now more than a month since that girl stayed, 38 00:02:03,680 --> 00:02:05,320 which shows how often you tidy up. 39 00:02:05,540 --> 00:02:09,918 And what sort of a girl is it that leaves her frill thralls lying about, 40 00:02:09,919 --> 00:02:11,899 she's a guest on respectable premises? 41 00:02:11,900 --> 00:02:14,579 Doesn't even miss them, it seems. Have you forgotten? 42 00:02:14,580 --> 00:02:17,759 Aunty Peggy moved in on her in the middle of the night, so she had to... I 43 00:02:17,760 --> 00:02:18,810 have to explain. 44 00:02:18,811 --> 00:02:22,319 I'm living my own life. I've told you that. And if I can't do it here, I'll do 45 00:02:22,320 --> 00:02:24,999 it somewhere else. That's what I'd like the lot be, I wonder. 46 00:02:25,000 --> 00:02:26,050 Whatever I choose. 47 00:02:26,051 --> 00:02:30,579 And if I want to, I'll spend my evenings lying under my bed wearing three left 48 00:02:30,580 --> 00:02:32,140 slippers, a balaclava and a bra. 49 00:02:34,380 --> 00:02:36,060 Excuse me, madam, just take a look. 50 00:02:37,740 --> 00:02:40,160 Excuse me, madam, just take a look. 51 00:02:42,571 --> 00:02:46,399 What do we say, to take a daily newspaper? 52 00:02:46,400 --> 00:02:47,450 No, never. 53 00:02:48,960 --> 00:02:50,120 Erm, an evening paper? 54 00:02:50,540 --> 00:02:51,800 No, no, one minute, Woody. 55 00:03:07,120 --> 00:03:09,320 Frank, would you spare a moment? 56 00:03:09,321 --> 00:03:10,099 Do it. 57 00:03:10,100 --> 00:03:11,600 Do you take a daily newspaper? 58 00:03:12,620 --> 00:03:13,670 A newspaper! 59 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:19,160 Or just on Sundays. 60 00:03:19,580 --> 00:03:20,630 Eh? 61 00:03:23,820 --> 00:03:24,870 I'll have to move. 62 00:03:24,880 --> 00:03:26,020 She's just impossible. 63 00:03:26,360 --> 00:03:27,410 Well, move then. 64 00:03:27,580 --> 00:03:28,630 Yeah, I will. 65 00:03:28,631 --> 00:03:31,359 You'll feel much better once you've cut the strings. 66 00:03:31,360 --> 00:03:33,650 I mean, I'm taking a week's leave from Friday. 67 00:03:33,800 --> 00:03:35,060 Back to Hemel Hempstead? 68 00:03:35,260 --> 00:03:37,000 Where else would anyone want to go? 69 00:03:37,380 --> 00:03:38,430 True. 70 00:03:38,700 --> 00:03:40,380 The first few days, it'll be great. 71 00:03:41,140 --> 00:03:44,090 Then it'll start with you and half -looking Finn, you know. 72 00:03:44,420 --> 00:03:45,800 You eating enough up there? 73 00:03:46,690 --> 00:03:48,010 That ankle's got a bit grey. 74 00:03:48,011 --> 00:03:51,249 Well, then I know it's time to ring you to check the train times. 75 00:03:51,250 --> 00:03:52,209 Yeah, you're right. 76 00:03:52,210 --> 00:03:55,100 This morning I got, what's this bra doing under your bed? 77 00:03:56,710 --> 00:03:59,570 Have you been hiding something from me? 78 00:04:00,150 --> 00:04:01,200 No. 79 00:04:01,630 --> 00:04:02,680 I'd better be off. 80 00:04:02,681 --> 00:04:05,469 What's the rush? I mean, we've got half hour, haven't we? 81 00:04:05,470 --> 00:04:06,829 Are you looking for someone? 82 00:04:06,830 --> 00:04:08,130 Me? No. 83 00:04:08,131 --> 00:04:11,589 In that case, I won't tell you. Susan's sitting at the next table. 84 00:04:11,590 --> 00:04:14,180 Susan? Where did you know? I think she saw you first. 85 00:04:20,501 --> 00:04:22,469 What's it to be then? 86 00:04:22,470 --> 00:04:24,949 You going to come round here or shall we come round there? 87 00:04:24,950 --> 00:04:28,560 I think I prefer option three. You come round here and I'll go round there. 88 00:04:28,570 --> 00:04:30,330 Clever. I'll tell you what. 89 00:04:30,331 --> 00:04:33,109 You come and join us and I'll get coffees all round. 90 00:04:33,110 --> 00:04:34,910 Wow. Not for me, thanks. 91 00:04:35,330 --> 00:04:36,380 Just the two of you. 92 00:04:42,030 --> 00:04:43,350 Does he never give up? 93 00:04:43,351 --> 00:04:44,429 Not him. 94 00:04:44,430 --> 00:04:47,200 He'll wear you down just like water dripping on a stone. 95 00:04:47,650 --> 00:04:49,030 Well, that's not your style. 96 00:04:49,230 --> 00:04:50,280 Well, you know me. 97 00:04:50,760 --> 00:04:52,840 But first, you don't succeed. Give in. 98 00:04:52,841 --> 00:04:53,879 Oh, no. 99 00:04:53,880 --> 00:04:54,919 I'll persevere. 100 00:04:54,920 --> 00:04:55,970 Not like Terry. 101 00:04:56,120 --> 00:04:57,320 A different sort of drip. 102 00:04:57,520 --> 00:04:58,570 You said it. 103 00:04:58,780 --> 00:05:00,100 No, I mean it. Oh, never mind. 104 00:05:00,700 --> 00:05:02,320 How's your little girl, Brenda? 105 00:05:02,400 --> 00:05:04,300 Brenda? She's fine. She's got a job. 106 00:05:04,720 --> 00:05:05,770 Good heavens. 107 00:05:05,780 --> 00:05:08,010 Just for a few days, standing in for a friend. 108 00:05:08,040 --> 00:05:11,110 Did you not see her as you came by, corner of Paradise Street? 109 00:05:11,120 --> 00:05:12,170 Can't say that I did. 110 00:05:12,200 --> 00:05:13,340 Looking for customers. 111 00:05:14,520 --> 00:05:15,960 I told her about the day. 112 00:05:16,860 --> 00:05:17,910 She'd done it before. 113 00:05:17,911 --> 00:05:20,029 No, but she says there's nothing to it. 114 00:05:20,030 --> 00:05:23,760 The only difficulty seems to be getting a representative cross -section. 115 00:05:23,790 --> 00:05:25,330 That's very democratic of her. 116 00:05:25,850 --> 00:05:27,170 Well, the firm stipulated. 117 00:05:27,171 --> 00:05:28,149 The firm? 118 00:05:28,150 --> 00:05:31,169 Yeah. She was telling me that the only trouble she seems to be having is with 119 00:05:31,170 --> 00:05:32,790 socio -economic group A stroke B. 120 00:05:33,130 --> 00:05:34,810 She'd be better off on Dale Street. 121 00:05:34,811 --> 00:05:38,389 Oh, right, businessmen. Yes, that's what I said. But apparently you have to 122 00:05:38,390 --> 00:05:39,729 stick to your own particular patch. 123 00:05:39,730 --> 00:05:43,449 Of course. I believe things can get quite nasty if you encroach on the 124 00:05:43,450 --> 00:05:46,670 of another... another... Canvasser, yeah. 125 00:05:47,750 --> 00:05:48,800 Canvasser. 126 00:06:04,590 --> 00:06:06,070 Sorry about the mess. 127 00:06:06,910 --> 00:06:09,650 Yeah, it's a bit cramped for you, isn't it? 128 00:06:09,651 --> 00:06:12,809 I thought I was looking for something bigger. I thought, would Brenda not wake 129 00:06:12,810 --> 00:06:13,860 him? Quite. 130 00:06:14,130 --> 00:06:16,370 You're carrying more than your fair share. 131 00:06:16,810 --> 00:06:17,860 Oh. 132 00:06:19,260 --> 00:06:20,310 See what you mean. 133 00:06:25,720 --> 00:06:26,770 Lovely. 134 00:06:31,560 --> 00:06:34,400 To... A. 135 00:06:34,820 --> 00:06:35,870 To what? 136 00:06:40,720 --> 00:06:41,770 Pamela. 137 00:06:43,180 --> 00:06:45,700 David. Let me take my card here. 138 00:06:47,470 --> 00:06:48,770 And I'll put a record on. 139 00:06:49,330 --> 00:06:51,980 You'll never get your head through that little hole. 140 00:06:53,350 --> 00:06:54,710 What are you doing here? 141 00:06:54,990 --> 00:06:56,040 Mommy lunch hour. 142 00:06:56,370 --> 00:06:57,420 What's your excuse? 143 00:06:57,610 --> 00:06:59,330 I happen to have the afternoon off. 144 00:06:59,990 --> 00:07:01,490 And you, Superman? 145 00:07:01,850 --> 00:07:03,900 I've taken it. It's none of your business. 146 00:07:04,030 --> 00:07:05,890 Sorry, I can't stop asking questions. 147 00:07:06,470 --> 00:07:09,310 Look, carry on. I'll stand in the corner and take notes. 148 00:07:10,390 --> 00:07:11,770 You'll have to do something. 149 00:07:11,771 --> 00:07:12,809 Oh, great. 150 00:07:12,810 --> 00:07:15,749 Has she shown you the one where she puts on a brownie uniform and does original 151 00:07:15,750 --> 00:07:17,130 things with an egg custard? 152 00:07:20,110 --> 00:07:21,430 Oh, Pamela, don't be tight. 153 00:07:21,910 --> 00:07:23,290 I'm looking for ABs. 154 00:07:23,590 --> 00:07:26,930 You don't happen to have one lying around here somewhere, do you? 155 00:07:27,670 --> 00:07:29,960 ABs? You're talking about occupation class. 156 00:07:29,961 --> 00:07:32,029 Managerial stroke professionals. 157 00:07:32,030 --> 00:07:34,409 Well, vice versa, I suppose, though. It's none of my business. 158 00:07:34,410 --> 00:07:35,490 What are you on about? 159 00:07:35,690 --> 00:07:36,740 It's for my survey. 160 00:07:37,410 --> 00:07:40,120 Oh, look, just lend us Clark Kent here for ten minutes. 161 00:07:40,190 --> 00:07:44,130 And then I'll go away and I promise I won't come back till midnight or 8pm, 162 00:07:44,230 --> 00:07:45,490 whichever happens first. 163 00:07:45,610 --> 00:07:46,660 Midnight. 164 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:49,150 I'll make a change. You stay away till midnight. 165 00:07:49,160 --> 00:07:50,210 Midnight Friday. 166 00:07:50,360 --> 00:07:51,410 Are they? 167 00:07:52,380 --> 00:07:53,980 Well, nine minutes then. 168 00:07:54,740 --> 00:07:56,500 Eight. Oh, right. 169 00:07:56,740 --> 00:07:58,850 If it'll get rid of her. Oh, isn't he sweet? 170 00:08:00,360 --> 00:08:01,410 Right there. 171 00:08:02,840 --> 00:08:07,720 Which, if any of the newspapers mark 828, do you purchase on a regular basis? 172 00:08:08,080 --> 00:08:09,130 C. 173 00:08:15,221 --> 00:08:17,149 Well, it depends. 174 00:08:17,150 --> 00:08:18,200 Don't know. 175 00:08:18,630 --> 00:08:22,989 And what do you consider the paper's A, most reliable, and B, least reliable 176 00:08:22,990 --> 00:08:24,040 features? 177 00:08:24,210 --> 00:08:26,370 Oh, well, I'd need to think. 178 00:08:26,371 --> 00:08:28,209 And you're buying the wrong paper. 179 00:08:28,210 --> 00:08:32,510 What? It's just a joke. Some interviewer. You're supposed to be 180 00:08:32,830 --> 00:08:34,150 I am, compared to you. 181 00:08:34,151 --> 00:08:36,629 She's a passionate one, isn't she, David? 182 00:08:36,630 --> 00:08:38,070 What? Well, didn't you know? 183 00:08:38,210 --> 00:08:40,440 One glass of that stuff and she's anybody's. 184 00:08:40,970 --> 00:08:42,830 Two and she gives green shield stamps. 185 00:08:44,010 --> 00:08:47,490 Listen. I think I might be able to do something for you. 186 00:08:47,690 --> 00:08:49,070 Something painful, I trust. 187 00:08:49,071 --> 00:08:52,249 You do want a job, don't you? I mean, something more permanent than this. 188 00:08:52,250 --> 00:08:53,300 Of course I do. Why? 189 00:08:53,301 --> 00:08:55,989 Well, I have a few connections. I'll see what I can do. 190 00:08:55,990 --> 00:08:57,040 That's very kind. 191 00:08:57,041 --> 00:09:00,969 You don't deserve that anybody should put themselves out for you. What do you 192 00:09:00,970 --> 00:09:04,209 want me to do? Knuckle me four locks? Just be grateful, that's all. 193 00:09:04,210 --> 00:09:05,570 Thank you kindly, sir. 194 00:09:05,990 --> 00:09:09,000 Yes, well, let's get back to this questionnaire, shall we? 195 00:09:09,150 --> 00:09:11,850 My favourite newspaper's most reliable feature. 196 00:09:12,750 --> 00:09:15,020 Well... Financial matters, I suppose. 197 00:09:15,021 --> 00:09:18,479 Though lately it's not done very well at estimating market trends. 198 00:09:18,480 --> 00:09:21,250 Some blue chips have dropped right through the bottom. 199 00:09:21,280 --> 00:09:24,290 Ah, well, it sounds like you've been using too much vinegar. 200 00:09:25,180 --> 00:09:26,260 And have one yourself. 201 00:09:26,540 --> 00:09:27,590 Salad? 202 00:09:34,760 --> 00:09:36,300 £1 .75, please, Josh. 203 00:09:36,960 --> 00:09:38,010 Yep. Thank you. 204 00:09:44,250 --> 00:09:45,300 Cheers, lads. 205 00:09:52,490 --> 00:09:55,070 There we are, then. 206 00:09:58,030 --> 00:09:59,080 Right. 207 00:10:00,430 --> 00:10:02,250 Well, er... Right. 208 00:10:02,251 --> 00:10:08,009 Hey, did you know there's a nature reserve out at Seaforth, beyond the 209 00:10:08,010 --> 00:10:09,060 Amazing, eh? 210 00:10:12,130 --> 00:10:13,180 I'm off, thirsty. 211 00:10:13,740 --> 00:10:15,000 Thought of going up there. 212 00:10:18,280 --> 00:10:20,930 Apparently they've got a couple of permanent hides. 213 00:10:23,060 --> 00:10:25,170 Dead of Ross's gull there back in January. 214 00:10:25,940 --> 00:10:27,620 Twitchers poured in from all over. 215 00:10:28,560 --> 00:10:29,610 Twitchers, you know. 216 00:10:29,620 --> 00:10:32,510 These mad keen types will travel anywhere for a rare bird. 217 00:10:32,680 --> 00:10:33,730 Like you. 218 00:10:36,240 --> 00:10:37,290 Well, cheers. 219 00:10:39,800 --> 00:10:42,780 Have a good day. 220 00:10:44,940 --> 00:10:48,900 How did your, um... Did you meet your target? Did you meet yours? And don't 221 00:10:49,040 --> 00:10:50,090 I saw you. 222 00:10:50,091 --> 00:10:50,999 Saw me? 223 00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:52,860 Munching a carrot with super rabbits. 224 00:10:54,160 --> 00:10:57,660 Oh, lunch with Susan. I was only with her a couple of minutes. 225 00:10:57,920 --> 00:11:01,230 Don't give me that. I saw you sitting there all doe -eyed and droopy. 226 00:11:01,340 --> 00:11:03,870 It was like a wet wedding for you on Watership Down. 227 00:11:03,871 --> 00:11:07,639 Yes, well, if you'd looked a bit further, you'd have seen Terry coming 228 00:11:07,640 --> 00:11:09,380 the coffee. When he came back, I left. 229 00:11:09,520 --> 00:11:11,380 Terry? Yeah, he's stuck on a... 230 00:11:12,901 --> 00:11:15,479 Gradually wearing her down. 231 00:11:15,480 --> 00:11:16,439 Is he? 232 00:11:16,440 --> 00:11:19,210 Well, don't expect me to feel sorry for her, cos I won't. 233 00:11:19,800 --> 00:11:21,060 They've gone out tonight. 234 00:11:21,780 --> 00:11:22,830 Oh? 235 00:11:23,240 --> 00:11:26,100 So, looks as if somebody owes somebody an apology. 236 00:11:27,660 --> 00:11:28,710 OK. 237 00:11:29,240 --> 00:11:30,290 I accept. 238 00:11:33,260 --> 00:11:34,360 How did it go? 239 00:11:35,140 --> 00:11:37,430 I still need more managerial professionals. 240 00:11:37,431 --> 00:11:40,499 I thought you said it got to be all handed in tomorrow morning. It has. 241 00:11:40,500 --> 00:11:41,550 So where will you? 242 00:11:41,740 --> 00:11:42,790 Here. Here? 243 00:11:42,920 --> 00:11:44,000 Yeah, there's plenty. 244 00:11:46,190 --> 00:11:47,240 He's a good manager. 245 00:11:47,890 --> 00:11:51,680 He's been diluting the ale for so long, he's managed to make us all pee total. 246 00:11:52,170 --> 00:11:54,150 Oh, don't stop there. What about Cedric? 247 00:11:54,350 --> 00:11:55,400 Good thinking. 248 00:11:55,470 --> 00:11:58,360 Cedric's a professional, isn't he? A professional slug. 249 00:11:59,950 --> 00:12:02,250 But I think I'll start with, guess who? 250 00:12:02,590 --> 00:12:03,640 Who? You. 251 00:12:03,750 --> 00:12:08,229 Me? And for the purposes of this exercise, Stoneway, you are a part -time 252 00:12:08,230 --> 00:12:11,489 and full -time manager of the Meld While You Wait massage parlour and second 253 00:12:11,490 --> 00:12:12,570 -hand cycle exchange. 254 00:12:13,610 --> 00:12:14,930 What's this, newspapers? 255 00:12:14,931 --> 00:12:16,659 It's my first time, Your Honour. 256 00:12:16,660 --> 00:12:17,710 Right, sir. 257 00:12:17,860 --> 00:12:21,559 As a High Court judge, which is your favourite newspaper for calling the 258 00:12:21,560 --> 00:12:22,610 in? 259 00:13:03,441 --> 00:13:05,249 Bigger flat. 260 00:13:05,250 --> 00:13:07,660 I'll just keep this one and have smaller people. 261 00:13:08,330 --> 00:13:09,380 Don't start. 262 00:13:09,490 --> 00:13:10,540 OK. 263 00:13:10,541 --> 00:13:13,929 But it is a bit strange that it's only these past few weeks it's suddenly got 264 00:13:13,930 --> 00:13:14,980 small. 265 00:13:15,190 --> 00:13:17,720 Hasn't got anything to do with Clark Kent, has it? 266 00:13:17,930 --> 00:13:21,600 David did happen to remark that things were a bit cramped, and he's right. 267 00:13:21,601 --> 00:13:24,809 Oh, that's rich, coming from someone who's used to getting changed in a phone 268 00:13:24,810 --> 00:13:25,860 bot. 269 00:13:26,670 --> 00:13:30,090 David is doing all that he can to get you a job, so don't be so bitchy. 270 00:13:35,410 --> 00:13:36,630 Pardon? Why is he? 271 00:13:37,030 --> 00:13:38,080 Well, I don't know. 272 00:13:38,110 --> 00:13:40,940 No damned rude to him. I think one day he'll just thump you. 273 00:13:40,950 --> 00:13:42,000 He wouldn't dare. 274 00:13:42,210 --> 00:13:45,510 He's probably heard about me blackbelting Harry Carey. That's 275 00:13:46,070 --> 00:13:47,120 It would be for him. 276 00:13:47,690 --> 00:13:52,489 I suppose he realises that if you had a job, we could afford a bigger, smarter 277 00:13:52,490 --> 00:13:53,540 place. 278 00:13:53,541 --> 00:13:56,569 And he'd prefer to be meeting you somewhere better than this. 279 00:13:56,570 --> 00:13:59,090 I suppose so. Fine. So it's self -interest. 280 00:13:59,091 --> 00:14:00,389 It's OK. 281 00:14:00,390 --> 00:14:01,440 It fits, you see. 282 00:14:01,441 --> 00:14:04,789 It's just I was a bit worried you was going all true, what's it, and ruining 283 00:14:04,790 --> 00:14:05,840 image. 284 00:14:07,510 --> 00:14:08,560 So? 285 00:14:08,730 --> 00:14:09,780 So? 286 00:14:09,850 --> 00:14:11,850 Pamela, it is extremely not Christmas. 287 00:14:12,310 --> 00:14:13,360 Oh, this? 288 00:14:13,641 --> 00:14:15,669 For you. 289 00:14:15,670 --> 00:14:18,610 Me? You dropped it in at the office, asked me to give it you. 290 00:14:19,330 --> 00:14:21,170 I think you're a cracker, Em. 291 00:14:22,370 --> 00:14:23,450 Isn't that pathetic? 292 00:14:23,530 --> 00:14:25,210 Yeah. You're not supposed to agree. 293 00:14:26,550 --> 00:14:28,730 Well... Go on, then. 294 00:14:45,710 --> 00:14:46,760 You OK? 295 00:14:47,570 --> 00:14:48,620 Yeah, great. 296 00:14:48,990 --> 00:14:50,040 Come here. 297 00:14:54,190 --> 00:14:55,310 How far did it get? 298 00:14:55,510 --> 00:14:58,460 Almost to the end, but it was really boggy. It's better here. 299 00:14:59,790 --> 00:15:01,230 What were you talking about? 300 00:15:01,270 --> 00:15:03,380 I was just pointing out a gull I'd spotted. 301 00:15:03,670 --> 00:15:04,720 Oh, right. 302 00:15:04,721 --> 00:15:06,189 Which one? 303 00:15:06,190 --> 00:15:07,570 It's gone behind the bag now. 304 00:15:07,910 --> 00:15:09,230 It was a rocket gull. 305 00:15:09,510 --> 00:15:10,560 Oh. 306 00:15:11,630 --> 00:15:12,680 A what? 307 00:15:14,160 --> 00:15:16,210 Er, Brenda, I think it's time we moved on. 308 00:15:16,920 --> 00:15:17,970 OK. 309 00:15:19,700 --> 00:15:22,020 Enjoy, you lot. Black collar, red legs. 310 00:15:22,240 --> 00:15:23,290 You can't miss it. 311 00:15:28,660 --> 00:15:30,700 Brenda? Oh, what's the rush? 312 00:15:31,320 --> 00:15:32,640 Rush is gone, you're crazy. 313 00:15:32,641 --> 00:15:35,399 Chances of seeing one of them round here must be a million to one. 314 00:15:35,400 --> 00:15:36,450 But a dead honest. 315 00:15:36,560 --> 00:15:38,000 Black collar, red legs. 316 00:15:38,460 --> 00:15:39,540 Just like me grandad. 317 00:15:45,480 --> 00:15:46,530 I suppose so. 318 00:15:47,500 --> 00:15:48,640 Everything all right? 319 00:15:49,080 --> 00:15:50,180 It's just old Pamela. 320 00:15:50,980 --> 00:15:52,060 She's on about moving. 321 00:15:52,460 --> 00:15:53,510 But it's not her. 322 00:15:53,600 --> 00:15:55,540 It's dodgy David talking, isn't it? 323 00:15:56,140 --> 00:15:59,020 You don't want to move? No. But she says fine. 324 00:15:59,240 --> 00:16:00,290 She'll move anyway. 325 00:16:00,291 --> 00:16:02,959 Couldn't you manage to do that on your own? 326 00:16:02,960 --> 00:16:06,090 It's not unless the job you get him is churning on little hoods. 327 00:16:06,460 --> 00:16:08,460 I bet you could sell my crackers. 328 00:16:09,800 --> 00:16:11,600 Come on, it can't be as bad as all that. 329 00:16:11,640 --> 00:16:12,920 You don't know half of it. 330 00:16:13,450 --> 00:16:16,100 I used plastic money to buy presents last Christmas. 331 00:16:16,290 --> 00:16:18,400 And I'll still be paying it off in pension. 332 00:16:19,370 --> 00:16:20,530 Oh, I know, I'm stupid. 333 00:16:21,170 --> 00:16:24,480 But you can't give cheapo presents to people who buy you good ones. 334 00:16:24,690 --> 00:16:26,250 Even the government knows that. 335 00:16:26,590 --> 00:16:28,090 Well, things could turn out OK. 336 00:16:28,091 --> 00:16:29,369 Could they? 337 00:16:29,370 --> 00:16:34,350 Yeah, well, if Pamela did move out and you wanted someone to, er... What? 338 00:16:34,810 --> 00:16:38,330 Well, you know, if you were stuck for someone to, you know... No, I don't 339 00:16:38,331 --> 00:16:40,889 I don't want to say anything at the moment. 340 00:16:40,890 --> 00:16:42,530 You haven't said anything for me. 341 00:16:48,940 --> 00:16:49,990 Nearly ready. 342 00:16:50,100 --> 00:16:51,150 No hurry. 343 00:16:53,460 --> 00:16:55,810 I overtook little and long on the way over here. 344 00:16:55,940 --> 00:16:57,380 Oh, little and long. Very good. 345 00:16:57,381 --> 00:17:01,339 Before they arrived, there's something I wanted to tell you. Well, two things, 346 00:17:01,340 --> 00:17:02,560 actually. Good news? 347 00:17:02,561 --> 00:17:03,839 Excellent news. 348 00:17:03,840 --> 00:17:06,020 This afternoon, I finally cracked it. 349 00:17:06,220 --> 00:17:08,630 Oh, we've achieved a superglue in the cupboard. 350 00:17:09,180 --> 00:17:13,700 No. I've tied up the deal with Den Haag Industries that will net a cool... Well, 351 00:17:13,819 --> 00:17:16,720 make quite a lot of money. Den Haag? Yeah. 352 00:17:17,020 --> 00:17:18,070 The Holland job. 353 00:17:19,139 --> 00:17:21,440 So, I'll need to spend some time over there. 354 00:17:21,780 --> 00:17:22,830 Oh, when? 355 00:17:23,339 --> 00:17:24,389 I'll be going Friday. 356 00:17:24,940 --> 00:17:27,079 Oh. Oh, come on, Pamela. 357 00:17:27,080 --> 00:17:28,859 It's only been for a couple of weeks. 358 00:17:28,860 --> 00:17:30,420 And there's the other good news. 359 00:17:30,920 --> 00:17:31,970 It's all fixed. 360 00:17:32,060 --> 00:17:34,580 When I get back, you won't be so cramped. 361 00:17:34,840 --> 00:17:36,340 Great, you've got Brenda a job. 362 00:17:36,880 --> 00:17:40,480 Quick, Mark, get in. That was a lousy piece of parking. What do you mean? 363 00:17:49,521 --> 00:17:51,249 What about a car? 364 00:17:51,250 --> 00:17:53,370 Oh, was it a plane? No, it's Clark Kent. 365 00:17:54,010 --> 00:17:55,060 What car? 366 00:17:55,250 --> 00:17:59,169 A big posh blue one with a silver stripe down each side. In fact, now, one 367 00:17:59,170 --> 00:18:00,670 side's got two silver stripes. 368 00:18:02,810 --> 00:18:03,860 Take no notice. 369 00:18:03,970 --> 00:18:05,230 You should know her by now. 370 00:18:05,231 --> 00:18:06,669 Anyway, it's only a little scratch. 371 00:18:06,670 --> 00:18:07,970 It better not be. 372 00:18:07,971 --> 00:18:09,469 All right, we'll lengthen it. 373 00:18:09,470 --> 00:18:10,349 Just kidding. 374 00:18:10,350 --> 00:18:11,400 Do you want to see? 375 00:18:11,710 --> 00:18:15,790 Why I should ever put myself out for people like you, I'll never know. 376 00:18:16,030 --> 00:18:17,970 I know, she doesn't deserve a job. 377 00:18:20,030 --> 00:18:21,890 Yes. Although I don't know why I bother. 378 00:18:22,250 --> 00:18:25,200 Anyway, I've something to say, so if you'll all take a seat. 379 00:18:26,050 --> 00:18:27,100 Where to? 380 00:18:30,510 --> 00:18:34,930 Now, do you think that you could cope with a job in a shop? 381 00:18:34,931 --> 00:18:36,289 Just about. 382 00:18:36,290 --> 00:18:39,480 Yes, you probably could. Doesn't really call for much upstairs. 383 00:18:40,490 --> 00:18:41,910 On the ground floor, is it? 384 00:18:44,310 --> 00:18:45,630 Upstairs, meaning up here. 385 00:18:45,631 --> 00:18:46,729 Oh, I see. 386 00:18:46,730 --> 00:18:49,140 The only problem is likely to be accommodation. 387 00:18:50,080 --> 00:18:52,180 Do you have any friends in London? 388 00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:54,250 London? 389 00:19:03,531 --> 00:19:05,579 Got you one in? 390 00:19:05,580 --> 00:19:06,630 Yeah. 391 00:19:07,260 --> 00:19:08,400 So, did you sleep on it? 392 00:19:08,500 --> 00:19:10,840 Yep. And? You must think I'm a right mug. 393 00:19:13,380 --> 00:19:15,240 So, you're not going to take it, then? 394 00:19:15,780 --> 00:19:16,830 Yeah, I am. 395 00:19:23,660 --> 00:19:25,220 Are you going to be able to cope? 396 00:19:25,480 --> 00:19:26,530 Don't you start. 397 00:19:27,080 --> 00:19:28,940 I've worked in a shop before, you know. 398 00:19:29,100 --> 00:19:33,320 When? Just after I left school. I did five weeks with the Tesco checkout 399 00:19:35,500 --> 00:19:37,200 Choir? Yeah, you know. 400 00:19:37,580 --> 00:19:39,840 Teresa, how much is the raviolis? 401 00:19:44,320 --> 00:19:46,040 Why did you leave? My voice broke. 402 00:19:48,320 --> 00:19:50,790 Oh, I have to go, Mark. There's nothing for me here. 403 00:19:51,800 --> 00:19:52,850 Well, there's me. 404 00:19:54,280 --> 00:19:55,330 It's hard enough. 405 00:19:56,240 --> 00:19:58,100 I've got to pay my plastic off somehow. 406 00:19:58,101 --> 00:20:03,479 You know, used properly, a credit card can actually save you money because... 407 00:20:03,480 --> 00:20:05,660 Sorry, it's easy for me to say, I suppose. 408 00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:09,130 I was going to cut it in half, but I needed to buy my train ticket. 409 00:20:09,720 --> 00:20:11,040 You're definitely going? 410 00:20:11,780 --> 00:20:14,080 Definitely. Look, I'll buy your ticket, then. 411 00:20:14,340 --> 00:20:17,050 There's a goodbye... Well, there's an au revoir present. 412 00:20:17,400 --> 00:20:18,450 No, I'll manage. 413 00:20:18,880 --> 00:20:20,380 Look, let me. I really want to. 414 00:20:21,240 --> 00:20:22,290 Oh, OK. 415 00:20:23,940 --> 00:20:24,990 Pleasure. 416 00:20:27,700 --> 00:20:29,680 Seems a strange sort of present, though. 417 00:20:29,960 --> 00:20:31,700 Not trying to get rid of me, are you? 418 00:20:32,800 --> 00:20:34,660 What, so I can go into Super Rabbit? No. 419 00:20:35,140 --> 00:20:36,680 No, she's spoken for, honest. 420 00:20:37,020 --> 00:20:39,100 Terry? Yeah, finally worn her down. 421 00:20:39,420 --> 00:20:40,470 That's amazing. 422 00:20:40,740 --> 00:20:41,790 Does she know? 423 00:20:41,880 --> 00:20:43,440 What, that it's Memel Amstead? 424 00:20:43,600 --> 00:20:45,580 Well, yes, but she's very broad -minded. 425 00:20:47,200 --> 00:20:48,250 When do you start? 426 00:20:48,960 --> 00:20:50,010 Monday. 427 00:20:50,760 --> 00:20:53,530 But I'll need the weekend to sort out somewhere to stay. 428 00:20:57,930 --> 00:20:58,980 Will you miss me? 429 00:21:00,350 --> 00:21:01,400 Just a bit. 430 00:21:03,390 --> 00:21:04,440 Yeah, I will. 431 00:21:06,030 --> 00:21:08,440 I'll buy you a ticket, but it'll be a return, OK? 432 00:21:09,030 --> 00:21:10,080 OK. 433 00:21:10,470 --> 00:21:13,060 And I'll be back for a weekend as soon as I'm settled. 434 00:21:16,810 --> 00:21:18,370 Is there anything in the paper? 435 00:21:18,770 --> 00:21:21,130 What? Oh, yeah, just this. 436 00:21:21,131 --> 00:21:25,389 Preliminary results of a survey indicated that most people in Liverpool 437 00:21:25,390 --> 00:21:27,430 Financial Times, starting at page three. 438 00:21:27,431 --> 00:21:31,759 They found it most reliable for its pools forecast and least reliable for 439 00:21:31,760 --> 00:21:32,810 horoscope. 440 00:22:08,330 --> 00:22:09,380 That was close. 441 00:22:10,550 --> 00:22:11,750 Why does it say Glasgow? 442 00:22:11,990 --> 00:22:13,040 What? 443 00:22:13,070 --> 00:22:17,010 I never used to play childless trips like that. 444 00:22:17,011 --> 00:22:18,369 Well, I met you. 445 00:22:18,370 --> 00:22:20,480 Yeah, well, try and grow up while I'm away. 446 00:22:21,730 --> 00:22:23,110 Well. Yeah? 447 00:22:23,810 --> 00:22:24,860 Thanks. 448 00:22:25,230 --> 00:22:26,370 Thanks for everything. 449 00:22:31,710 --> 00:22:32,760 It's all right. 450 00:22:33,350 --> 00:22:34,850 Give me a ring as soon as you can. 451 00:22:34,851 --> 00:22:37,899 And don't forget that ticket's only valid for a month. 452 00:22:37,900 --> 00:22:40,580 OK. I'll come back in a weekend, as soon as I can. 453 00:22:40,581 --> 00:22:43,259 My mother's going on holiday in the fortnight. 454 00:22:43,260 --> 00:22:44,199 Where's she going? 455 00:22:44,200 --> 00:22:45,250 Transylvania? 456 00:22:46,180 --> 00:22:47,230 I'll miss you. 457 00:22:47,680 --> 00:22:48,730 You'd better. 458 00:22:50,100 --> 00:22:51,150 See you then. 459 00:22:57,520 --> 00:22:58,570 Take care. 460 00:22:58,571 --> 00:22:59,459 I will. 461 00:22:59,460 --> 00:23:00,820 I'll send you some tulips. 462 00:23:06,410 --> 00:23:07,910 Give my love to Hamel Hamstead. 463 00:23:10,250 --> 00:23:11,300 Don't worry. 464 00:23:11,350 --> 00:23:12,400 It's only a week. 465 00:23:12,510 --> 00:23:13,810 I don't mind you now. 466 00:23:14,290 --> 00:23:15,340 What? 467 00:23:16,150 --> 00:23:17,200 Metaport Act. 468 00:23:59,950 --> 00:24:02,070 Does he drown me in Chanel? 469 00:24:02,930 --> 00:24:04,470 Is he vibrant? 470 00:24:04,770 --> 00:24:08,370 Is he out? So what do I see in him? 471 00:24:10,170 --> 00:24:13,410 Am I dazzled by his style? 472 00:24:13,970 --> 00:24:16,890 Has he made my life worthwhile? 473 00:24:17,650 --> 00:24:20,850 Does he melt me with his smile? 474 00:24:21,190 --> 00:24:22,510 Don't make me laugh. 475 00:24:22,560 --> 00:24:27,110 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 34524

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