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ADULT ADAM: My brother Barry
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had a favorite shirt
he couldn't live without.
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It logged nearly 7,000 hours
on his body
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and took part in
over 2,000 loads of laundry.
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He even gave it a name,
Big Orange.
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Bye, Mom, off to school.
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Whoa! Back it up.
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It's picture day
for the yearbook.
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You're not wearing
that shirt.
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The creamsicle orange really
makes me pop off the page.
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No. No way.
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You wear that thing
all the time.
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Just look at these pictures
from last year.
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Wrestling team,
orange shirt.
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Beatboxing club,
orange shirt.
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Nunchucking Society,
orange shirt.
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BARRY: Don't forget
Zombie Survival Club.
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Colleges are gonna
snap me up.
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You know what
the coolest club is?
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The handsome Oxford
button down club! Huh?
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Look at me and know this.
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I will never take off
Big Orange.
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I will get married
in this shirt.
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I will win the Super Bowl
in this shirt.
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I will become President of
the United States of America
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in this shirt.
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Well, then I'm not gonna come
to your inauguration.
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Who am I kidding?
Of course I'll be there.
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And I'll iron that shirt.
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ADULT ADAM: And as bad
as it was for my mom,
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it was even worse
for his girlfriend Lainey.
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Happy anniversary, babe!
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Dude, I spent hours
on my make-up, fixing my hair,
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and squeezing into
this dress.
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I'm so lucky I'm a boy.
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I woke up like this.
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I was wearing this shirt
and everything.
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♪
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ADULT ADAM: Lainey always
looked at my mom as
a surrogate smother,
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but nothing bonded them more
than one thing.
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God, I hate that shirt.
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He looks like a walking
circus peanut.
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He looks like
an angry Cheez-It.
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It's like I'm dating
a glass of Tang.
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Once, when he was wearing it,
a panhandler gave him change.
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I had a dream I married it
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and we had little
orange shirt babies.
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I wish I could get him to
ditch it once and for all,
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but he won't listen to me.
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[SCOFFS] Or me.
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Wait.
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What about us.Us?
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Separately,
we can't control him,
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but together,
we can join forces
and destroy him!
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With love.
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I like where
this is going.
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We hit him hard and fast.
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Let's juice this orange.
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Babe. We're gonna take you to
the mall and buy a new shirt.
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Already got one.
Thanks.
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Really think you
should let us take you
shopping, Schmoo.
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Mm, maybe some other time.
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Oh, assuming there is time. I'm just trying
to help you, Barry.
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ADULT ADAM: And so
the mother-girlfriend
onslaught began.
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My mom and Lainey spent the
next 10 minutes laying down
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the most intense guilt trip
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our family had ever seen.
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All I know is I'll probably
just die brokenhearted.
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If that's the truth,
then why don't you trust me?
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Do you not love me?
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Okay.
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Great! Wonderful.
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[BOTH LAUGH]
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What just happened?
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I think you're going
shopping
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for a new shirt,
kiddo.
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I really don't need one.
This one's great.
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[MUFFLED] Oh, shoot.
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Oops.
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♪ I'm twisted up inside
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♪ But nonetheless
I feel the need to say
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♪ I don't know the future
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♪ But the past keeps getting
clearer every day ♪
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ADULT ADAM:
It was May 11, 1980-something,
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and I was climbing the ladder
to my treehouse.
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It was my sanctuary,
the place I felt most safe.
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Oh! Balls!
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That's it.
This treehouse is coming down.
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Your mother told me to
tear that thing immediately
two years ago.
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I was hoping it would rot from
the tree, but no such luck.
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No! You can't just destroy
a piece of our childhood.
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Trash it. It blocks my
rays during peak sun.
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Peak sun!
There you go.
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No.
Don't listen to her.
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That's my fortress
of solitude.
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[GROANS]
Can you please dismantle
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Adam's fortress of
dorkitude now?
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I would love to
get a good base
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before pool-party
season starts.
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I'm gonna get
my sledgehammer.
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Never!
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Damn it.
Where are you going?
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The only way to get me down
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is if you remove me
yourself!
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Whoa!
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Please don't do this.
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That treehouse means
everything to me.
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Why is this the one time
you're not giving in to
your laziness?
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Because I just had
my morning nap.
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Erica, help me out here.
Dad's threatening to be handy.
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Talk some sense into him!
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What about your experience
with me makes you think
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I'm gonna care about
this conversation at all?
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How can you say that?
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Don't you remember
all the awesome stuff
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we used to do up there?
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Sleepovers, stargazing,
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the bottle-rocket wars,
the Goldberg Gang.
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No idea what you're
talking about.
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Don't you?
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Maybe the case of the missing
skeletor will jog your memory.
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[LISPING] Two days ago,
our detective agency
got a lead
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on a missing skeletor
action figure.
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The details of the case
reside in this dossier.
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ADULT ADAM: Back in the day,
kid crime solvers were
all the rage.
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Nancy Drew inspired us to
form our own detective agency
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with a completely original
name...
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Goldberg Gang here.
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ADULT ADAM: ...Or not.
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After examining all our clues,
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our evidence leads us
to this spot.
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Dad? We need to see
what's under you.
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I told you I don't have
your stupid toy, now stop
aggriv...
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Looks like Goldberg Gang
is gonna have to set up
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one of those stealthy,
intricate traps.
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Dad, there's pizza
in the kitchen.
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What?
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Yes! Case closed!
To the treehouse!
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Okay, stop! I remember
the stupid Goldberg Gang.
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Now erase the tape so I can
go back to forgetting it.
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Oh, come on. Can't we do
one last case
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before the treehouse goes?
Just like the old days?
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Oh, look!
Lucky's missing!
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It's the case
of the missing...
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Damn it.
She's right there.
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ADULT ADAM: As I was hoping
to reunite the Goldberg Gang,
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Lainey and my mom
were desperate
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to rid Barry
of his trusty shirt.
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[SIGHS] I can't wait
for you to try these on.
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You're gonna be the handsomest
boy in the whole world.
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But you said I'm already
the handsomest boy
in the whole world.
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Now you can break
your own record!
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Just like Wayne Gretzky!
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The great one? Yes!
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Distracting him with
hockey people. You're good.
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I learned from the best.
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[KATRINA AND THE WAVES'
WALKING ON SUNSHINEPLAYS]
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♪ Ow! ADULT ADAM: That day,
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Lainey and my mom
manipulated Barry
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into the most epic
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trying-on-clothes montage ♪ Yeah
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That the '80s had ever seen.
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♪ I used to think maybe
you love me
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ADULT ADAM: It started out
fun, colorful, and somewhat
stylish...
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♪ Now, baby, I'm sure ...But after two
grueling hours
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and an ungodly amount
of acid-washed denim...
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♪ I'm walking on sunshine [GASPS]
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...It became just plain ugly.
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♪ And don't it feel good?
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♪ I'll say it, I'll say it,
I'll say it again, now
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♪ And don't it feel good?
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♪ Whoa
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He looks so cute!
[SQUEALS]
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We fixed him.
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You sure about this?
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Baby, I'm telling you,
you look hot.
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Richard Grieco hot.
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Looks like Big Orange's
reign of terror
is finally over!
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[SIGHS]
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ADULT ADAM: Yeah, it wasn't.
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BARRY: Hey! Um, what is happening
right now?
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What the [BLEEP]?
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You have a closet
full of new clothes.
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Why is that back
on your body?
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I got an algebra quiz
I'm not gonna study for,
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so I need my lucky shirt.
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Oh, and Thursday
is Naked Rob's birthday.
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He expects me to dress up.
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And Friday is
Big Orange Friday.
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Got to wear Big Orange.
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It's back and more disgusting
than ever.
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How did it not work?
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God, I just wish that shirt
could disappear.
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Couldn't it? What are you saying?
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Accidents happen
all the time.
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Look,
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I'm not saying we shouldn't
do what you're suggesting
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right now, but if there
was an accident...
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Clothes are very
fragile.
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It's really got to
look like one,
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if it were to happen.
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Which it won't.
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[BOTH CHUCKLE]
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Unless it does.
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Ooh, Duran Duran is playing
downtown this weekend.
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Want to go?
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Can't. It's my
stepdad's last day
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before he turns himself in.
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[BUZZER]
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Boom! Dryer's done.
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Come to papa,
Big Orange.
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Let those awesome threads
magnify this awesome bod.
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What the hell?
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I could've sworn I...
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[GASPS]
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No.
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No, no, no, no, no!
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ADULT ADAM:
And in that moment,
my brother Barry
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came face-to-face
with the greatest tragedy
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of his young life.
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Stay with me, Big Orange.
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It's not as bad as it looks.
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The colors are draining
from him!
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You got to fight.
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Come on, buddy!
Stay with me!
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Want me to tell him
it's just a shirt?
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Don't just sit there.
Do something!
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What do you want me to do?
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Call 911.
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Tell them
there's an emergency,
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but don't get into details.
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Hurry!
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Tell them to put a shirt
doctor in the ambulance.
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God, why do bad things happen
to good T-shirts?
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I don't know.
Mom made a mistake?
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Mom never makes laundry
mistakes.
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Someone's out to get me!
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A third party did this
on purpose!
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Well, it's done. Just
cleaned out the treehouse.
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The Goldberg Gang is
officially out of business.
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No. Not yet!
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There's one more case
I need them to solve.
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There's been a murder,
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a shirt murder.
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This has my stepdad
written all over it.
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To the treehouse!
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ADULT ADAM:
Even though Big Orange
was gone,
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Barry refused to rest
until the culprit was found.
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We know you could've
taken this case to anyone,
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so we appreciate you
coming to us.
251
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Yeah. This is dumb,
so I'm gonna go.
252
00:08:35,297 --> 00:08:38,039
No! Wait! You guys got to
help me find out who did this.
253
00:08:38,126 --> 00:08:40,868
Big Orange's spirit will not
rest until the perpetrator
254
00:08:40,955 --> 00:08:42,609
has been found
and paid his debt.
255
00:08:42,696 --> 00:08:43,784
And what's in it for us?
256
00:08:43,871 --> 00:08:45,742
You mean besides
the justice served?
257
00:08:45,829 --> 00:08:46,830
Yeah, I'm gonna need
something real.
258
00:08:46,917 --> 00:08:51,182
I'll also pay you $7,000.
259
00:08:51,269 --> 00:08:53,271
Um, yeah, no brainer.
260
00:08:53,358 --> 00:08:54,664
It's my bar mitzvah money.
261
00:08:54,751 --> 00:08:57,188
I've been saving it up for
a moment exactly like this.
262
00:08:57,275 --> 00:08:59,495
For when someone destroyed
your $10 T-shirt?
263
00:08:59,582 --> 00:09:01,453
Don't you want to save it
for a trip to Europe
264
00:09:01,541 --> 00:09:02,716
or a down-payment on a h...
265
00:09:02,803 --> 00:09:03,934
Don't answer that.
266
00:09:04,021 --> 00:09:05,893
The Goldberg Gang
is on the case.
267
00:09:05,980 --> 00:09:07,503
Yes! You know the drill, Erica.
268
00:09:07,590 --> 00:09:08,939
To the treehouse!
269
00:09:11,942 --> 00:09:13,988
That means frantically
run to the backyard
and start the case.
270
00:09:14,075 --> 00:09:15,903
You know,
to the treehouse!
271
00:09:15,990 --> 00:09:18,122
Fine, but we're walking
at a regular pace.
272
00:09:18,209 --> 00:09:20,690
To the treehouse!
273
00:09:20,777 --> 00:09:22,562
ADULT ADAM: At long last,
the Goldberg Gang
was back on the beat!
274
00:09:22,649 --> 00:09:23,954
But before we could catch
the culprit,
275
00:09:24,041 --> 00:09:26,522
we first had to go over
the usual suspects.
276
00:09:26,609 --> 00:09:30,004
Okay. This investigation
is officially open.
277
00:09:30,091 --> 00:09:31,745
It was Mom. Too obvious!
278
00:09:31,832 --> 00:09:33,181
We need to think
outside the box.
279
00:09:33,268 --> 00:09:34,790
It was Mom.
280
00:09:34,878 --> 00:09:36,488
Figure out who
has the means...
281
00:09:36,576 --> 00:09:39,100
[READING]
282
00:09:39,187 --> 00:09:40,188
Which spells "Mom".
283
00:09:40,275 --> 00:09:42,494
Coincidence!
Fortunately for us,
284
00:09:42,582 --> 00:09:45,367
I've narrowed it down
to only 36 suspects.
285
00:09:45,454 --> 00:09:48,196
Suspect number one,
Pops.
286
00:09:48,283 --> 00:09:50,415
Put a few martinis in him,
he's capable of anything.
287
00:09:50,502 --> 00:09:51,547
It was Mom.
288
00:09:51,634 --> 00:09:53,680
Suspect number two, me.
289
00:09:53,767 --> 00:09:56,421
Am I guilty? Probably not,
but I do sleepwalk.
290
00:09:56,508 --> 00:09:57,771
It was Mom.
291
00:09:57,858 --> 00:09:59,599
Suspect number three!
292
00:09:59,686 --> 00:10:02,210
What is that? A ghost, classic
Scooby Doovillain.
293
00:10:02,297 --> 00:10:03,864
Again, it was Mom.
294
00:10:03,951 --> 00:10:06,170
This is not a mystery,
we're not detectives,
295
00:10:06,257 --> 00:10:09,086
and this is not
our headquarters.
296
00:10:09,173 --> 00:10:11,219
What are you guys
doing up here?
297
00:10:11,306 --> 00:10:13,177
I told you I'm tearing
this down.
298
00:10:13,264 --> 00:10:15,658
You can't. Not now.
This case is heating up, man.
299
00:10:15,745 --> 00:10:16,964
Enough with the case!
300
00:10:17,051 --> 00:10:18,269
I don't want you out there,
301
00:10:18,356 --> 00:10:20,402
running around
like a loose cannon,
302
00:10:20,489 --> 00:10:23,448
because it's
my ass on the line,
and I won't have it!
303
00:10:23,535 --> 00:10:24,928
I got to find the truth!
304
00:10:25,015 --> 00:10:27,235
It's gotten too personal.
You're off the case.
305
00:10:27,322 --> 00:10:29,019
Give me your
magnifying glass
and your hat.
306
00:10:29,106 --> 00:10:30,978
You can't shut us down,
old man!
307
00:10:31,065 --> 00:10:32,893
Me and my partner
will not rest till
308
00:10:32,980 --> 00:10:36,200
we track down and
interrogate every
single option.
309
00:10:36,287 --> 00:10:38,289
ADULT ADAM: And so our
intense search began.
310
00:10:38,376 --> 00:10:39,377
It was you.
311
00:10:39,464 --> 00:10:41,684
Me? Please.
[CHUCKLES]
312
00:10:41,771 --> 00:10:43,425
You know how much I respect
laundry.
313
00:10:43,512 --> 00:10:45,732
My record's impeccable.
314
00:10:45,819 --> 00:10:47,429
Well, maybe it wasn't
an accident. What are you saying?
315
00:10:47,516 --> 00:10:49,039
You've always had it out
for that shirt.
316
00:10:49,126 --> 00:10:50,650
Looks like you finally
pulled the trigger.
317
00:10:50,737 --> 00:10:53,478
Or it's not one person
at all.
318
00:10:53,565 --> 00:10:56,220
Maybe a crime this complex
is a two-man job.
319
00:10:56,307 --> 00:10:58,483
You don't know what you're
talking about, nerd boy!
320
00:10:58,570 --> 00:10:59,920
I mean, don't interrupt
your sister.
321
00:11:00,007 --> 00:11:01,791
[CHUCKLES]
You know, manners and stuff.
322
00:11:01,878 --> 00:11:06,491
I know that you're guilty,
and eventually, you'll crack.
323
00:11:06,578 --> 00:11:09,712
Until then, we will
follow every lead and
not stop until...
324
00:11:09,799 --> 00:11:11,714
Where'd she go?
325
00:11:11,801 --> 00:11:13,934
[WHISPERING]
To the treehouse!
326
00:11:15,675 --> 00:11:17,677
This is bad.
Real bad!
327
00:11:17,764 --> 00:11:19,330
They're closing in on us.
328
00:11:19,417 --> 00:11:20,636
Hold it together.
They got nothing.
329
00:11:20,723 --> 00:11:21,942
There's bleach on my hands.
330
00:11:22,029 --> 00:11:23,987
Just remember, this was
for Barry's own good.
331
00:11:24,074 --> 00:11:25,249
So you keep your pretty
little mouth shut!
332
00:11:25,336 --> 00:11:26,511
[GASPS]
333
00:11:26,598 --> 00:11:29,471
Looking good, snuggy boo.
334
00:11:29,558 --> 00:11:30,864
How do the new threads
feel?
335
00:11:30,951 --> 00:11:32,300
I look like a foreigner.
336
00:11:32,387 --> 00:11:35,259
A handsome,
stylish foreigner.
337
00:11:35,346 --> 00:11:37,566
Like a super hot
Balki Bartokomous.
338
00:11:37,653 --> 00:11:39,437
I miss my old shirt.
339
00:11:39,524 --> 00:11:41,439
I don't know who I am
anymore.
340
00:11:41,526 --> 00:11:45,313
Am I big or tasty?
No one knows!
341
00:11:45,400 --> 00:11:46,967
What have we done?
342
00:11:47,054 --> 00:11:48,795
When he finds out,
it's all over.
343
00:11:48,882 --> 00:11:49,970
Well, he's not gonna
find out.
344
00:11:50,057 --> 00:11:51,319
Ya dig?I dig.
345
00:11:51,406 --> 00:11:54,931
Repeat after me.
"I am rock solid."
346
00:11:55,018 --> 00:11:58,282
I am rock solid.
347
00:11:58,369 --> 00:11:59,849
It was your mom and I.
We're, like, totally guilty.
348
00:11:59,936 --> 00:12:02,634
I have one question.
Who are you covering for?
349
00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:04,941
What? No one.
I literally just confessed.
350
00:12:05,028 --> 00:12:06,943
Well, isn't that
convenient?
351
00:12:07,030 --> 00:12:08,989
Typical patsy taking
the fall for a network
352
00:12:09,076 --> 00:12:10,555
of criminals above you.
353
00:12:10,642 --> 00:12:13,036
Why is he talking like that?
I, like, literally confessed.
354
00:12:13,123 --> 00:12:15,256
It's pathetic.
355
00:12:15,343 --> 00:12:16,997
He's stretching out the
whole Goldberg Gang thing
as long as he can.
356
00:12:17,084 --> 00:12:18,172
Just ignore him.
357
00:12:18,259 --> 00:12:19,651
Look, you got to drop it.
358
00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:21,610
If Barry finds out what I did,
he'll never forgive me.
359
00:12:21,697 --> 00:12:23,743
Fine. Your secret's
safe with me.
360
00:12:23,830 --> 00:12:26,354
I'll save your implausible
relationship with my brother.
361
00:12:26,441 --> 00:12:29,705
You can't ignore the facts!
This conspiracy runs deep.
362
00:12:29,792 --> 00:12:32,664
I'll bring the real culprits
to justice. You'll see!
363
00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:34,928
ADULT ADAM:
Lainey may have confessed,
but I wasn't convinced.
364
00:12:35,015 --> 00:12:37,582
I was about to blow this case
wide open.
365
00:12:37,669 --> 00:12:39,019
Dude, you okay?
366
00:12:39,106 --> 00:12:40,672
Yeah, Adam said you had
a bathroom-based emergency.
367
00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:42,849
Yeah, I brought the back-up
khakis from my locker.
368
00:12:42,936 --> 00:12:45,025
This isn't my first rodeo.
369
00:12:45,112 --> 00:12:48,985
What? Adam said you guys had
a bathroom-based emergency.
370
00:12:49,072 --> 00:12:51,596
I, too, have attended
that sad rodeo.
371
00:12:51,683 --> 00:12:53,468
Gentlemen.
372
00:12:53,555 --> 00:12:56,165
There is
no bathroom-based
emergency,
373
00:12:56,253 --> 00:12:58,778
only a laundry-based mystery,
374
00:12:58,865 --> 00:13:00,562
and I've gathered
all of you here
375
00:13:00,649 --> 00:13:02,129
'cause the culprit
stands amongst us.
376
00:13:02,956 --> 00:13:04,696
JTP, is this true?
377
00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:05,959
What? Never!
378
00:13:06,046 --> 00:13:07,917
So that's a no
on the khakis?
379
00:13:08,004 --> 00:13:10,311
They were
all over at the house
on the day in question.
380
00:13:10,398 --> 00:13:12,443
That means all of you
had opportunity.
381
00:13:12,530 --> 00:13:13,923
That's insane.
382
00:13:14,010 --> 00:13:15,707
Insane like the jealousy
you felt
383
00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:17,709
every time Barry
wore Big Orange?
384
00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:20,103
You loved that shirt but knew
you could never pull it off,
385
00:13:20,190 --> 00:13:21,713
'cause you were too tiny.
386
00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:22,889
I prefer small-boned.
387
00:13:22,976 --> 00:13:24,760
Or was it Naked Rob?
388
00:13:24,847 --> 00:13:26,588
A closet Penguins fan.
389
00:13:26,675 --> 00:13:28,720
The Penguins?
Robert.
390
00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:30,461
I was born in Pittsburgh.
391
00:13:30,548 --> 00:13:32,420
Or maybe it was
Geoff Schwartz!
392
00:13:32,507 --> 00:13:34,639
You knew taking out
Barry's favorite shirt
393
00:13:34,726 --> 00:13:35,989
would make him melt down.
394
00:13:36,076 --> 00:13:37,425
Lainey would have to
console him,
395
00:13:37,512 --> 00:13:39,340
leaving Erica without
a best friend
396
00:13:39,427 --> 00:13:41,864
and plenty of time for you
to win her heart.
397
00:13:41,951 --> 00:13:44,214
Wait, would that work? I will kill you dead!
398
00:13:44,301 --> 00:13:45,520
No, Barry.
I didn't do it!
399
00:13:45,607 --> 00:13:46,913
He's right.
He didn't do it...
400
00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:48,262
alone.
401
00:13:48,349 --> 00:13:50,438
It was the entire JTP!
402
00:13:50,525 --> 00:13:54,355
Okay. If this is true,
403
00:13:54,442 --> 00:13:56,009
I must disband the JTP.
404
00:13:56,096 --> 00:13:57,532
ALL: JTP?
405
00:13:57,619 --> 00:13:58,968
Oh, it's true.
406
00:13:59,055 --> 00:14:01,188
Thank God I kept digging
even after Lainey confessed
407
00:14:01,275 --> 00:14:02,929
to destroying the shirt
with Mom.
408
00:14:03,016 --> 00:14:05,670
Yeah, thank God.
409
00:14:05,757 --> 00:14:07,281
Wait, what?
410
00:14:07,368 --> 00:14:08,848
I can't believe
the two of you
411
00:14:08,935 --> 00:14:10,762
would betray me like this.
412
00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:13,635
Big Orange was better to me
than either of you ever were.
413
00:14:13,722 --> 00:14:14,984
It's just a shirt, babe.
414
00:14:15,071 --> 00:14:16,377
We didn't know how much
it meant to you.
415
00:14:16,464 --> 00:14:18,988
And in our defense,
we didn't know we'd
get caught.
416
00:14:19,075 --> 00:14:19,815
BARRY: I don't
want to hear it!
417
00:14:19,902 --> 00:14:21,991
From this moment on,
418
00:14:22,078 --> 00:14:25,125
I officially declare I have
no girlfriend and no mother.
419
00:14:25,212 --> 00:14:26,256
You can't do that.
420
00:14:26,343 --> 00:14:27,562
Yeah, you can't do that.
421
00:14:27,649 --> 00:14:28,911
Well, you can do it to her,
422
00:14:28,998 --> 00:14:30,304
but you can't do it
to your mother.
423
00:14:30,391 --> 00:14:33,220
I say this all the time,
you only have one mother.
424
00:14:33,307 --> 00:14:34,438
Well, I'll find another one.
425
00:14:34,525 --> 00:14:36,397
You wouldn't dare.I will.
426
00:14:36,484 --> 00:14:38,703
I'll tell that nice,
old lunch lady
427
00:14:38,790 --> 00:14:41,706
who always calls me "son"
to put her money where
her mouth is.
428
00:14:41,793 --> 00:14:43,273
Well, I hate
to point fingers,
429
00:14:43,360 --> 00:14:45,319
but, uh, this is
on you and only you
430
00:14:45,406 --> 00:14:47,495
and no one else
and not me.
431
00:14:47,582 --> 00:14:49,497
Are you kidding me?
This whole thing was
your idea.
432
00:14:49,584 --> 00:14:50,890
What kind of mother
does that to her son?
433
00:14:50,977 --> 00:14:52,500
A mother
who doesn't approve
434
00:14:52,587 --> 00:14:54,632
of her son's snitch
of a girlfriend.
435
00:14:54,719 --> 00:14:56,591
Ex-girlfriend,
thanks to you!
436
00:14:56,678 --> 00:14:59,811
You promised not to tell
and you narced like a narc,
you narc.
437
00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:01,074
I didn't tell Barry.
438
00:15:01,161 --> 00:15:02,727
The little geek went off
on his own.
439
00:15:02,814 --> 00:15:05,295
Only 'cause you
and Dad kept insisting
I drop the case.
440
00:15:05,382 --> 00:15:07,297
Wait, Murray.
You knew about this?
441
00:15:07,384 --> 00:15:10,605
Great. I told you
not to go off half-cocked
like a cowboy,
442
00:15:10,692 --> 00:15:12,999
but you had to play
by your own rules!
443
00:15:13,086 --> 00:15:16,741
That's as much anger
as I can muster for
something so stupid.
444
00:15:16,828 --> 00:15:18,830
Great job, genius.
445
00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:21,094
You made
everyone in this house
completely turn on each other.
446
00:15:21,181 --> 00:15:23,487
Blame yourself, narc.
447
00:15:23,574 --> 00:15:25,576
And I would've gotten away
with it, too,
448
00:15:25,663 --> 00:15:28,449
if it weren't for you
meddling kids.
449
00:15:28,536 --> 00:15:29,798
It's not my fault.
450
00:15:29,885 --> 00:15:31,452
The case seemed
so cut and dry.
451
00:15:31,539 --> 00:15:33,497
Back when we were kids,
there was always a twist.
452
00:15:33,584 --> 00:15:36,457
Hello! Mom forced me to go up
in that treehouse
453
00:15:36,544 --> 00:15:39,547
and play with you,
so I made up all those cases.
454
00:15:39,634 --> 00:15:42,506
So, you lied to me?
455
00:15:42,593 --> 00:15:44,247
Yes. My God.
456
00:15:44,334 --> 00:15:46,293
You are going to be
in high school next year.
457
00:15:46,380 --> 00:15:48,425
You need to grow up,
and fast,
458
00:15:48,512 --> 00:15:50,123
because I'm done
taking care of you!
459
00:15:50,210 --> 00:15:51,254
I just...
460
00:15:51,341 --> 00:15:52,995
wanted to hang out
like we used to.
461
00:15:53,082 --> 00:15:53,996
That's all I wanted.
462
00:16:00,263 --> 00:16:03,092
ADULT ADAM:
It had been a day since Barry
had lost Big Orange forever,
463
00:16:03,179 --> 00:16:04,267
or so he thought.
464
00:16:04,354 --> 00:16:05,442
Ta-da!
465
00:16:05,529 --> 00:16:06,704
What's this?
466
00:16:06,791 --> 00:16:08,010
It's Big Orange, squishy.
467
00:16:08,097 --> 00:16:09,446
Big Orange is gone.
468
00:16:09,533 --> 00:16:10,970
Big Orange was gone,
469
00:16:11,057 --> 00:16:13,233
but I sewed him up, dyed him,
and steamed him real good,
470
00:16:13,320 --> 00:16:15,626
and now he's bigger, better,
and more orangy than ever.
471
00:16:15,713 --> 00:16:17,237
Hey, big tasty,
look what I got!
472
00:16:17,324 --> 00:16:18,760
And old friend
wants to say "hello".
473
00:16:18,847 --> 00:16:22,068
[LAUGHS] Wow!
Lucky me!
474
00:16:22,155 --> 00:16:24,070
Now I got two Big Oranges.
475
00:16:24,157 --> 00:16:25,810
What the... Why are you here?
476
00:16:25,897 --> 00:16:27,160
To get Barry back.
477
00:16:27,247 --> 00:16:28,465
That's what
I was trying to do,
478
00:16:28,552 --> 00:16:29,814
but now you're screwing me
in the pooper!
479
00:16:29,901 --> 00:16:31,207
Oh, sweet God!
480
00:16:31,294 --> 00:16:32,817
What? What'd I say?
Is that bad?
481
00:16:32,904 --> 00:16:36,038
Unbelievable!
You not only
destroy my shirt,
482
00:16:36,125 --> 00:16:38,388
but come in here and try
pawning off these imposters?
483
00:16:38,475 --> 00:16:40,564
Imposters?
Mama fixed it.
484
00:16:40,651 --> 00:16:42,305
This is the real thing.
485
00:16:42,392 --> 00:16:44,003
No, this is. This is it.
486
00:16:44,090 --> 00:16:46,353
This shirt is. See?
It's orange and a shirt.
487
00:16:46,440 --> 00:16:49,486
I reject all these shirts
with their coarse material
488
00:16:49,573 --> 00:16:53,751
and tight collar
and non-stained pit parts.
489
00:16:53,838 --> 00:16:56,102
These aren't Big Orange,
they're big lies.
490
00:16:56,189 --> 00:16:57,799
I know you're upset,
sweetie,
491
00:16:57,886 --> 00:17:00,062
but don't throw out
the Beverly with the
Lainey water.
492
00:17:00,149 --> 00:17:03,239
Hey, hey! Look what
I sewed back up!
493
00:17:03,326 --> 00:17:05,936
Large Orange,
now everyone's happy.
494
00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:07,635
That's Garfield!
495
00:17:07,722 --> 00:17:09,767
I need to punch something.
Adam, I need you!
496
00:17:09,854 --> 00:17:12,117
That did not go well.
497
00:17:12,204 --> 00:17:13,858
It's over.
I have no son.
498
00:17:13,944 --> 00:17:15,859
And I have no boyfriend.
499
00:17:15,946 --> 00:17:20,169
I think Garfunkle is sporty.
I'm keeping this thing.
500
00:17:20,256 --> 00:17:22,824
ADULT ADAM: In that moment,
my mom and Lainey realized
501
00:17:22,911 --> 00:17:25,000
they hadn't just ruined
Barry's shirt,
502
00:17:25,087 --> 00:17:27,002
they destroyed his trust.
503
00:17:27,089 --> 00:17:28,873
There was only one way
to win him back,
504
00:17:28,960 --> 00:17:32,355
and that meant helping him
truly cope with his loss.
505
00:17:34,270 --> 00:17:35,445
What's going on?
506
00:17:35,532 --> 00:17:37,404
Look, we messed up,
507
00:17:37,491 --> 00:17:40,146
and we know there's no way
of going back,
508
00:17:40,233 --> 00:17:43,366
so we brought everyone here
to help you move forward.
509
00:17:43,453 --> 00:17:45,064
By saying goodbye,
the right way.
510
00:17:48,154 --> 00:17:52,288
This is nice.
My shirt would've
liked this.
511
00:17:52,375 --> 00:17:54,247
They really did a great job
with Big Orange, Bar.
512
00:17:54,334 --> 00:17:57,119
Yeah, they really did.
513
00:17:57,206 --> 00:17:58,599
They made him look
so peaceful. [TV PLAYING IN DISTANCE]
514
00:17:58,686 --> 00:18:01,297
Murray!
Turn off the TV.
515
00:18:01,384 --> 00:18:02,951
I'll mute it,
but that's it.
516
00:18:03,038 --> 00:18:05,127
It's just a shirt.
517
00:18:05,214 --> 00:18:07,651
[WALKING ON SUNSHINEPLAYS]
518
00:18:07,738 --> 00:18:11,568
♪ I used to think maybe
you loved me
519
00:18:11,655 --> 00:18:12,787
Honey, do you have anything
you want to say?
520
00:18:12,874 --> 00:18:15,659
♪ Now, baby, I'm sure
521
00:18:19,141 --> 00:18:22,013
I'd like to say a few words
about Big Orange.
522
00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:27,410
It's like, life goes so fast
when you're growing up.
523
00:18:27,497 --> 00:18:30,631
I guess it was nice
there was something
that was always the same.
524
00:18:30,718 --> 00:18:34,678
I mean, all my
greatest memories were
in that shirt. Dad!
525
00:18:34,765 --> 00:18:36,463
♪ Go to hold myself down I was wearing it when we went
to our first Flyers game.
526
00:18:38,291 --> 00:18:39,814
It's a shirt!
527
00:18:39,901 --> 00:18:41,555
JTP, the first time
528
00:18:41,642 --> 00:18:43,513
I ever played smashball,
I was in that shirt.
529
00:18:43,600 --> 00:18:44,732
♪ 'Cause I just can't wait [ALL GROAN, LAUGH]
530
00:18:44,819 --> 00:18:46,516
JTP.JTP.
531
00:18:46,603 --> 00:18:49,128
Ma, you taught me how
to cook in that shirt.
532
00:18:51,217 --> 00:18:54,045
Lainey, I ran in the rain
in that shirt
533
00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:55,482
to tell you how much
I love you. ♪ Now I'm walking on sunshine
534
00:18:55,569 --> 00:18:57,397
♪ Whoa-oa-oh
535
00:18:57,484 --> 00:19:00,008
So I guess... ♪ I'm walking on sunshine
536
00:19:00,095 --> 00:19:01,836
...I'm gonna miss
the memories...
537
00:19:01,923 --> 00:19:03,446
♪ Whoa-oa-oh ...But I'm glad
I still have them.
538
00:19:03,533 --> 00:19:05,970
♪ I'm walking on sunshine To Big Orange!
539
00:19:06,057 --> 00:19:08,886
ALL: To Big Orange!
540
00:19:08,973 --> 00:19:12,194
Wait, that's what this is?
A shirt funeral? ♪ And don't it feel good?
541
00:19:12,281 --> 00:19:14,849
Damn it. I missed
a real funeral for this.
542
00:19:14,936 --> 00:19:18,069
♪ And don't it feel good?
543
00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:19,854
♪ All right, now, yeah
544
00:19:19,941 --> 00:19:20,768
ADULT ADAM: The most
painful part of growing up
545
00:19:20,855 --> 00:19:22,161
is saying farewell
546
00:19:22,248 --> 00:19:23,379
to the stuff
you love the most.
547
00:19:23,466 --> 00:19:25,338
But as much as it hurts,
548
00:19:25,425 --> 00:19:27,514
we all have to tear down
the old things
549
00:19:27,601 --> 00:19:29,907
to make room for what's new.
550
00:19:29,994 --> 00:19:31,082
ERICA: [LISPING]
The Goldberg Gang
551
00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:33,215
is on the case.
To the treehouse!
552
00:19:33,302 --> 00:19:34,738
We're gonna be communicating
553
00:19:34,825 --> 00:19:36,958
through this
walkie-talkie system.
554
00:19:37,045 --> 00:19:37,959
You ready, Adam?
555
00:19:38,046 --> 00:19:39,656
[MIMICS STATIC] Copy?
556
00:19:39,743 --> 00:19:41,354
[MIMICS STATIC]
Anybody there?
557
00:19:41,441 --> 00:19:42,746
It's gonna be great.
558
00:19:42,833 --> 00:19:44,400
Okay, over and out.
559
00:19:44,487 --> 00:19:46,097
Still watching those
old tapes, huh?
560
00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:48,274
Don't worry. I'm over it.
561
00:19:48,361 --> 00:19:49,927
Come with me. I want
to show you something.
562
00:19:50,014 --> 00:19:51,755
Why would I want to go
anywhere with you?
563
00:19:53,670 --> 00:19:56,456
I thought you like mysteries.
564
00:19:56,543 --> 00:19:59,763
♪ I said, baby,
I just want you back
565
00:19:59,850 --> 00:20:01,678
♪ And I want you to stay
566
00:20:01,765 --> 00:20:03,289
What's this?
567
00:20:03,376 --> 00:20:05,639
I thought we could build
a new treehouse.
568
00:20:05,726 --> 00:20:07,118
But I thought it was time
to let it go.
569
00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:09,643
Well, some things
are worth holding on to.
570
00:20:09,730 --> 00:20:12,689
Our old blueprints?
571
00:20:12,776 --> 00:20:14,169
You still have them?
572
00:20:14,256 --> 00:20:16,737
The truth is,
when we were kids,
573
00:20:16,824 --> 00:20:19,914
I didn't make up those
mysteries because I had to.
574
00:20:20,001 --> 00:20:22,569
I did it 'cause I loved
spending time with you.
575
00:20:22,656 --> 00:20:24,484
♪ Whoa-oa-oh
576
00:20:24,571 --> 00:20:25,833
♪ Don't it feel good?
577
00:20:25,920 --> 00:20:28,792
ADULT ADAM: Letting go
of the past is hard,
578
00:20:28,879 --> 00:20:30,316
but what's even harder
is that we'll never know
579
00:20:30,403 --> 00:20:33,449
what the future holds for us.
580
00:20:33,536 --> 00:20:34,929
But when you finally stumble
581
00:20:35,016 --> 00:20:37,671
upon that perfect fit
in life,
582
00:20:37,758 --> 00:20:39,150
nothing is more rewarding.
583
00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:42,153
[BOTH LAUGH] Yes!
584
00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:47,028
♪ Walking on sunshine
585
00:20:54,949 --> 00:20:56,080
WOMAN: Okay, Troy's
freestyle on this one.
586
00:20:56,167 --> 00:20:57,343
[RAPPING]
♪ Yeah, you know it's me
587
00:20:57,430 --> 00:20:58,344
Yeah. ♪ Yeah, it's Big Tasty
588
00:20:58,431 --> 00:20:59,954
♪ The one and only
589
00:21:00,041 --> 00:21:02,739
♪ Grabbing on the mikey
and I gots the gravy
590
00:21:02,826 --> 00:21:05,525
♪ You know I'm gonna go
a little bit shady
591
00:21:05,612 --> 00:21:08,267
♪ And we
ricky-ricky-ticky-ticky rhyme
to the dime
592
00:21:08,354 --> 00:21:11,095
♪ Yeah, you know me,
always going kind of
crazy with them lines
593
00:21:11,182 --> 00:21:13,924
♪ And I'm fly-fly, yeah,
you know it, Lainey, baby
594
00:21:14,011 --> 00:21:16,449
♪ And we doing it
and we in the '80s
595
00:21:16,536 --> 00:21:19,190
♪ And we on fleek,
on fleek all night long
596
00:21:19,278 --> 00:21:21,584
♪ And you know, know, know
we'll be singing that song
597
00:21:21,671 --> 00:21:24,413
♪ And dab, dab,
dab on them hoes
598
00:21:24,500 --> 00:21:27,416
♪ And we go, go, go
and we all jump, hey ♪
599
00:21:27,503 --> 00:21:30,071
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
600
00:21:30,158 --> 00:21:31,115
Yeah!
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