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ADULT ADAM: The '80s
had a lot of pop trends,
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and my sister
was into all of them.
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It all began with
New Kids On The Block.
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Danny, Donnie,
Joe, Jon, Jordan.
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Danny, Donnie,
Joe, Jon, Jordan.
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Most of these trends
lasted only a week or so,
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some even shorter.
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Hey. Girls just want to
have fun, am I right?
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[GIGGLES] And it's over.
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In fact,
the styles changed so fast
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that at school it was nearly
impossible to keep up,
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especially for Geoff Schwartz.
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'Sup, Erica?
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Really feeling
the flock today, am I right?
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Ugh. Flock of Seagulls
is so last week, Geoff.
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We're all about
Debbie Gibson now.
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But I used an entire jar
of honey for this.
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[BEES BUZZING] I've been fighting off bees
all morning.
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I told you.
I'm not gonna date you
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just 'cause
we love the same music.
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Yeah, bro.
If anything,
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you should hate her guts
for the crap she listens to.
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Whoa, I'm sorry.
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Do you have a problem,
Johnny Atkins?
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My problem is
your music sucks.
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Big mistake, bro.
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Yo, back me up, JTP. That's a polite pass, bro.
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Your hair suggests you
don't know what you're
doing with your life.
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Well, you dodged a bullet,
homeboy.
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For your sake,
back off my girl.
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Not your girl. I love you, Erica!
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You will be! You guys need to get a clue.
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There's only one band
on the planet that matters.
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Rush. Here we go.
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Not again. Rush sucks.
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I hate you.Ugh.
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They're not
the canned garbage
that you listen to.
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They're real.
They're from Canada.
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It's super-cold,
so they have to rock
super-hard to stay warm.
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I'll take your word for it.
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Why take my word for it
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when you can come
to my Corolla and
find out for yourself?
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Unless you're afraid.
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Of being alone with you in
your rusted-out piece of crap?
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For sure.
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Hey. Johnny Atkins
respects women.
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He has
bad hair days, too.
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Not many, though.
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You ready to step into
the musical cocoon
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and emerge
a rock-'n'-roll butterfly?
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Just play it
so I can be proven right.
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[RUSH'S TOM SAWYERPLAYS]
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In that moment,
my sister's mind unlocked...
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as she was ushered
into a world of prog rock.
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♪ Today's Tom Sawyer
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♪ Mean, mean pride
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♪
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It was an instant attraction
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in more ways than one.
[CHUCKLES]
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I don't even know
what's happening right now.
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Oh, my...
This is a terrible mistake.
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One you'll make again. Don't tell anyone.
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I can promise that I won't.
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But I definitely will.
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There's one thing
you should know about me.
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I'm painfully honest.
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You're a fox, but
you also wear too much
makeup like a clown.
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See?
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[KNOCK ON WINDOW]
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Knock it off, you two.
You're on school grounds.
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And you're in
my parking spot.
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The window's rolled down
so I know you can hear me.
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Hello.
Cut it out.
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♪ I'm twisted up inside
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♪ But nonetheless
I feel the need to say
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♪ I don't know the future
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♪ But the past keeps getting
clearer every day ♪
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It was April 1980-something,
the morning of my birthday.
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And that meant one thing.
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Gah! There's my little
birthday schmoops!
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All I want for my
birthday is for you to
not call me schmoops.
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Aww, you're cute.
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So, look, I know how much you
like big Hollywood directors,
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like Steven Lucas
and George Spielberger,
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so I special-ordered
you this.
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Don't hurt your little arms.
It's heavy.
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My own Oscar?
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[LAUGHS]
Read it! "Best Son".
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Yes, you are!
And that is gonna go great
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with the big
Hollywood-themed birthday
party I'm throwing you.
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[LAUGHS] Speech!
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[GROANS] For once,
can't I plan my own birthday?
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What? What is this?
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[GASPS] "Best Son"?
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You gave Adam
a golden trophy?
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That squeaky-voiced turd?
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Honey, it's
not what you think.
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Oh, I think this is
exactly what I think.
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This tiny golden man
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is non-living proof
of what I've always known.
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[TROPHY THUDS] Adam's your favorite.
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That is not true!
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I love all my kids equally.
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I don't have
a "Best Son" trophy.
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The only things
you ever gotten me
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are expensive gifts
from the store.
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Take it.
This trophy represents
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everything that's wrong
with my life in this house.
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No. I want my own trophy
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'cause I'm better than Adam
at everything.
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Can he soothe animals
with just some peanut butter
and a smile?
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Can he eat an entire apple
in just two bites?
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Hmm? Give me
an apple right now.
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[MOANS, GROANS]
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[MUFFLED] Bad start.
Give me another.
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Don't waste my apples.
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Look, I'm sorry
you feel this way,
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but there's nothing
that'll convince me
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that I play favorites.
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See that? Adam's photo
is twice the size of ours!
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This is
a misunderstanding.
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The photo guy
made it the wrong size,
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and I couldn't return it.
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Please. I've seen you
return a dead goldfish,
used ChapStick,
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and a bathing suit
Dad wore for 10 straight days
in Puerto Rico.
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That liner was destroyed.
Destroyed.
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I know the truth
and so does he.
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Just look at that smug
little face
lording it over me.
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Adam! Where are you?
You're so dead!
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Oh, no.
What have I done?
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You've woken me up.
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Barry thinks I got
a bigger photo of Adam
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'cause he's my favorite.
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Every parent
has a secret favorite.
Mine's Erica.
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You can't say that.
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I don't have a favorite.
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Beverly. Come on.
Come on.
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It's Adam, damn it.
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[EXHALES] He's my cute little
munchkin who sweats
when he sleeps
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and then I flip the
pillow over to the
cool side and...
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[GIGGLES]
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...he whispers,
"Love you, Mama,"
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and then I just want to gobble
his delicious face!
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Okay.
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My God.
Barry's right.
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Well, starting now,
he is gonna know
what it's like
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to be my number-one son.
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Get back here! You will pay
for what your picture did!
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I was just reading a book!
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This makes no sense!
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As my mom was coming to terms
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with who
her favorite child was,
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my sister had no doubts
who her new favorite band was.
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Wait.
What is happening?
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Why are you covering up
Debbie G.?
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'Cause I discovered something
infinitely better...
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Rush.
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Holy crap.
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You made out
with Johnny Atkins.
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You're a bad little girl.
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How could you
possibly know that?
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Because he's the only other
person I know
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who's obsessed with that
lame wizard band.
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Also,
he's telling everyone.
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Oh, God, I knew
I shouldn't have
made out with him.
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You don't actually like him,
do you?
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I don't know.
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He's like a cocky band nerd,
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but he's also
honest and deep,
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but he also
has a ponytail.
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It's so confusing.
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I've dated the biggest jerks
on the planet.
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Trust me.
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You need to end up with
a nice guy like Barry.
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[GAGS] Okay, please don't gag
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when I mention
your brother's name. [GAGS]
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[GAGS] Why are you gagging?
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I'm sorry, but her gaggy face
is making me gag.
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[GAGS] [GAGS]
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[GAGS] [GAGS]
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[ALL THREE GAGGING]
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[GAGS] Stop.[DOORBELL RINGS]
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Yo. It's Johnny Atkins.
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Yo. So?
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So, Erica's expecting me.
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Mind if I just pop upstairs,
chill for a few?
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Yes, very much.
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All right.
Then give her this flier.
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Battle of the Bands
this weekend.
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Speed Up's
gonna win top prize.
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Speed Up?My Rush cover band.
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Thinking Erica
could join us
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'cause our guitarist
got arrested for selling...
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fudge. Fudge.
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So good, it's illegal.
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Okay.
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Well, are you gonna
have her call, or...
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I wouldn't do that
if I were you.
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I'm not letting
Ponytail Johnson anywhere
near my daughter.
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Trying to keep them
from each other
is a classic mistake.
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It'll only make her
want him more.
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Just like
with you and Bev.
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Please.
You loved me.
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No. I hated you real bad.
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Thought you were
a stubborn grump.
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First night,
I nicknamed you "El Lumpo."
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'Cause you're a lump.
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Yeah, yeah. I get it.
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Really bad-mouthed you
to everyone.
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Backfired big-time,
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so when you think about it,
you're welcome.
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This is hurtful.
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Just leave it alone
for a week
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and it'll go away
on its own.
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Was someone at the door?
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I'm not sure.
Murray, did someone stop by?
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No, he did not.
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While my dad
was ignoring Pops' advice,
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my mom was about to turn
all her attention to Barry.
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[CLATTERING]
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The heck is this?
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Just a "Best Son" trophy
for my real best son.
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Here's the truth.
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You are an amazing athlete
with a ton of trophies.
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I only gave Adam one
for "Best Son"
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so he wouldn't be jealous
of your greatness.
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See, this makes sense.
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And to prove you really are
the best son,
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I'm gonna focus all my time
and energy on you.
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Just please don't
say anything to Adam.
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And hurt his feelings?
I would never.
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Sorry, sucka!
Barry's number one.
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The trophy's mine forever. Cool.
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Hope you enjoyed your day
as "Best Son"
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'cause now, mom's
only gonna focus on me.
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Ha! Wait.
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Did she really say that?
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Absolutely. Oh, my God.
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You literally are
the best brother ever.
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And the "Best Son."
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My mother's rejection of me
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is the most wonderful
birthday gift
I could ever get.
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It's your birthday? From the bottom of my heart,
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thank you,
Barry Norman Goldberg.
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[LAUGHS]
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You're welcome.
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I feel like you're trying to
tell me something,
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but I'm too excited
to figure out what it is!
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♪
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00:08:37,212 --> 00:08:38,386
Hello, Father.
251
00:08:38,474 --> 00:08:39,823
Tell me something.
252
00:08:39,909 --> 00:08:41,912
By chance does this
"Battle of the Bands" flier
253
00:08:41,999 --> 00:08:43,784
look at all familiar
to you?
254
00:08:43,871 --> 00:08:44,915
Just say
what you're gonna say.
255
00:08:45,002 --> 00:08:47,135
I saw Johnny Atkins
at school today.
256
00:08:47,222 --> 00:08:49,354
He told me you
slammed the door in his face.
257
00:08:49,441 --> 00:08:51,356
Oh, that.
258
00:08:51,443 --> 00:08:53,707
Yeah, I only did that
because he's
a piece of [BLEEP]...
259
00:08:53,794 --> 00:08:55,839
You get it. [SINGSONG] Gonna backfire.
260
00:08:55,926 --> 00:08:57,624
How could you be
so shallow and judgy?
261
00:08:57,711 --> 00:08:58,712
You don't even know him.
262
00:08:58,799 --> 00:08:59,974
[SINGSONG] Mistake.
263
00:09:00,061 --> 00:09:01,932
I know he's a teenage boy
264
00:09:02,019 --> 00:09:04,326
who associates with
fudge dealers.
265
00:09:04,413 --> 00:09:05,893
[SINGSONG] Here it comes.
266
00:09:05,980 --> 00:09:08,069
Johnny's, like,
super deep.
267
00:09:08,156 --> 00:09:09,157
He introduced me to Rush,
268
00:09:09,244 --> 00:09:10,767
he makes wax hands,
269
00:09:10,854 --> 00:09:11,899
and he even
wrote me a poem.
270
00:09:11,986 --> 00:09:13,944
I'll read it. Please don't.
271
00:09:14,031 --> 00:09:16,599
"Her eyes
sparkle like the sun.
Erica."
272
00:09:16,686 --> 00:09:18,732
Don't bash the poem.
273
00:09:18,819 --> 00:09:20,124
I hate that poem.
274
00:09:20,211 --> 00:09:21,778
And I hate that boy.
275
00:09:21,865 --> 00:09:23,345
You are not
going out with him.
276
00:09:23,432 --> 00:09:25,129
What? You can't
tell me who to date!
277
00:09:25,216 --> 00:09:27,436
And yet, I just did.
278
00:09:27,523 --> 00:09:29,612
[SINGSONG] It's happening.
279
00:09:29,699 --> 00:09:33,094
Will you stop
singing ominous warnings?
It's done!
280
00:09:33,181 --> 00:09:35,357
[HUMS]
281
00:09:35,444 --> 00:09:37,359
But, of course,
it had only begun.
282
00:09:37,446 --> 00:09:40,405
[TOM SAWYERPLAYS]
283
00:09:40,492 --> 00:09:41,885
Hey. Erica.
284
00:09:41,972 --> 00:09:43,539
[MUSIC STOPS] What'd I say?
285
00:09:43,626 --> 00:09:45,019
You said no going out,
286
00:09:45,106 --> 00:09:46,716
which is exactly why
we're staying in.
287
00:09:46,803 --> 00:09:49,850
That's not in the spirit of
our agreement and you know it.
288
00:09:49,937 --> 00:09:51,460
Yo. Dad-bro.
289
00:09:51,547 --> 00:09:52,766
Can you close the door?
290
00:09:52,853 --> 00:09:53,984
You're letting
all the good vibes out.
291
00:09:54,071 --> 00:09:55,551
Shut up,
Ponytail Johnson!
292
00:09:55,638 --> 00:09:56,900
I joined Johnny's band,
293
00:09:56,987 --> 00:09:58,641
so we're gonna be
practicing here a lot.
294
00:09:58,728 --> 00:10:00,121
Now, if you'll excuse me.
295
00:10:00,208 --> 00:10:01,862
[GARAGE DOOR WHIRRING] No, I won't excuse you!
296
00:10:01,949 --> 00:10:02,950
What the hell!
297
00:10:03,037 --> 00:10:04,081
Don't do that!
298
00:10:04,168 --> 00:10:05,213
Do not kiss him!
299
00:10:05,300 --> 00:10:06,997
It's my garage!
300
00:10:07,084 --> 00:10:09,347
You hear me?
That's my garage!
301
00:10:12,481 --> 00:10:15,266
It was only the first day of
Barry being the number-one son
302
00:10:15,353 --> 00:10:17,834
and I was already
reaping the benefits.
303
00:10:17,921 --> 00:10:20,881
Schmoopaloo,
Mama has some
truly tragic news.
304
00:10:20,968 --> 00:10:22,926
Barry's hockey game
this weekend
305
00:10:23,013 --> 00:10:25,494
is at the exact same time
as your party.
306
00:10:25,581 --> 00:10:27,061
You're... You're not
gonna be there?
307
00:10:27,148 --> 00:10:28,584
[SIGHS] Of course
we'll rush right back,
308
00:10:28,671 --> 00:10:30,760
but as far as
the planning goes
and everything...
309
00:10:30,847 --> 00:10:33,023
I'll plan it myself.
You don't have to
worry about anything.
310
00:10:33,110 --> 00:10:34,459
Okay.
Headed to practice.
311
00:10:34,546 --> 00:10:36,679
Not yet. Come
and eat this chili I made you.
312
00:10:36,766 --> 00:10:39,029
No, I'm not gonna eat
a bowl of chili before I play.
313
00:10:39,116 --> 00:10:40,422
It'll slow me down!
314
00:10:40,509 --> 00:10:41,858
Nonsense.
It'll give you strength.
315
00:10:41,945 --> 00:10:44,165
It's Mama's special
power chili.
316
00:10:44,252 --> 00:10:45,514
I don't want it.
317
00:10:45,601 --> 00:10:46,515
It's loaded
with meat and beans.
318
00:10:46,602 --> 00:10:47,603
I don't want it.
319
00:10:47,690 --> 00:10:49,736
It's Mama's special
power chili.
320
00:10:49,823 --> 00:10:51,955
I'm not gonna eat
your special power chili.
321
00:10:52,042 --> 00:10:53,087
Look at the meat and beans.
322
00:10:53,174 --> 00:10:54,349
I see the meat and beans.
323
00:10:54,436 --> 00:10:56,046
I just don't want to eat
the meat and beans.
324
00:10:56,133 --> 00:10:58,614
Eat the damn meat and beans,
get some power,
325
00:10:58,701 --> 00:11:00,964
then wash it down with some
bone-strengthening buttermilk.
326
00:11:01,051 --> 00:11:03,880
No milk and no chili.
I have to skate
for three hours!
327
00:11:03,967 --> 00:11:05,447
That's why you need
the buttermilk.
328
00:11:05,534 --> 00:11:08,755
It coats the mouth
and belly from all
the power-giving chili.
329
00:11:08,842 --> 00:11:10,670
[GROANS] No. There you go.
330
00:11:10,757 --> 00:11:12,236
It's so beany and meaty.
331
00:11:12,323 --> 00:11:13,673
Feel the beefy power.
332
00:11:13,760 --> 00:11:15,239
My tongue can't fight
the beefiness.
333
00:11:15,326 --> 00:11:16,371
Shh. Mama knows.
334
00:11:17,720 --> 00:11:19,200
Now you're ready.
335
00:11:19,287 --> 00:11:20,723
Just go make a boom-boom
and I'll take you.
336
00:11:20,810 --> 00:11:21,985
But I just have practice.
337
00:11:22,072 --> 00:11:23,639
Oh, I'm going
to every practice.
338
00:11:23,726 --> 00:11:25,032
In fact, I made these
339
00:11:25,119 --> 00:11:26,686
deviled energy eggs
for the ride.
340
00:11:30,428 --> 00:11:31,516
What just happened?
341
00:11:31,603 --> 00:11:33,083
You're her favorite.
342
00:11:33,170 --> 00:11:34,955
Enjoy.
[CHUCKLES]
343
00:11:35,042 --> 00:11:36,608
You got a little something
on your...
344
00:11:36,696 --> 00:11:38,393
Ah, never mind.
345
00:11:38,480 --> 00:11:40,961
As Barry was surprised by what
came with being "Best Son,"
346
00:11:41,048 --> 00:11:43,790
my dad gave Erica
a shock of her own.
347
00:11:43,877 --> 00:11:45,269
MURRAY: What do you know?
348
00:11:45,356 --> 00:11:48,403
All of your closest friends,
classmates,
349
00:11:48,490 --> 00:11:51,580
and your teacher
here in our den.
350
00:11:51,667 --> 00:11:52,973
Hey there, Erica.
351
00:11:53,060 --> 00:11:54,322
Why is my guidance counselor
352
00:11:54,409 --> 00:11:55,540
wearing shorts
in my living room?
353
00:11:55,627 --> 00:11:57,107
Please have a seat.
354
00:11:57,194 --> 00:12:00,067
Last thing I'm gonna do
is be negative
about Ponytail Johnson,
355
00:12:00,154 --> 00:12:01,938
but, hoo-hoo! They sure will.
356
00:12:02,025 --> 00:12:03,461
The guy's a
total tool bag, Erica.
357
00:12:03,548 --> 00:12:05,681
See? I didn't say it.
Your best friend Lacey did.
358
00:12:05,768 --> 00:12:07,074
Lainey. Is this a friggin' joke?
359
00:12:07,161 --> 00:12:08,728
His face is a joke.
360
00:12:08,815 --> 00:12:09,903
And his poetry is awful.
361
00:12:09,990 --> 00:12:11,861
And the dude only wears
Rush shirts.
362
00:12:11,948 --> 00:12:13,123
Yeah, it's like,
try a polo, bro.
363
00:12:13,210 --> 00:12:14,864
Or a V-neck.
I mean, what's his deal?
364
00:12:14,951 --> 00:12:16,692
What's he hiding? Shut up, JTP!
365
00:12:16,779 --> 00:12:18,738
My love life
is none of your business.
366
00:12:18,825 --> 00:12:21,131
And you! Why are you
even here? You're a teacher.
367
00:12:21,218 --> 00:12:23,394
I'm here to guide you away
from dating Atkins.
368
00:12:23,481 --> 00:12:25,832
Yeah, I'm pretty sure
he's an adult man
369
00:12:25,919 --> 00:12:28,008
living amongst
the student body
as an undercover cop.
370
00:12:28,095 --> 00:12:30,010
Like 21 Jump Street? Mmm-hmm.
371
00:12:30,097 --> 00:12:31,141
That makes sense to me.
372
00:12:31,228 --> 00:12:32,621
You completely ambushed me.
373
00:12:32,708 --> 00:12:33,840
I can't believe you.
374
00:12:33,927 --> 00:12:35,189
Not me.
375
00:12:35,276 --> 00:12:37,582
Your friends,
your teacher,
376
00:12:37,669 --> 00:12:39,889
and that excitable boy
who so clearly loves you.
377
00:12:39,976 --> 00:12:41,064
Who is it?
I'll fight him.
378
00:12:41,151 --> 00:12:42,805
Well, I don't care
what any of you think.
379
00:12:42,892 --> 00:12:45,460
In fact, if I'm getting rid of
anybody, it's you guys.
380
00:12:45,547 --> 00:12:47,636
Yeah, not buying it. Well, you better buy
381
00:12:47,723 --> 00:12:49,769
'cause I choose Johnny
over all you ass-clowns.
382
00:12:49,856 --> 00:12:51,031
No, you don't. I love the guy.
383
00:12:51,118 --> 00:12:52,554
You're stubborn
and digging in.
384
00:12:52,641 --> 00:12:53,990
We'll see who's stubborn
when I marry him
385
00:12:54,077 --> 00:12:56,123
and don't invite any of you
to the wedding.
386
00:12:56,210 --> 00:12:56,906
[FOOTSTEPS DEPARTING]
387
00:12:58,081 --> 00:12:59,779
So, I was promised pizza.
388
00:12:59,866 --> 00:13:01,258
Where are we on that?
389
00:13:01,345 --> 00:13:03,217
Also, can we add some wings?
390
00:13:03,304 --> 00:13:06,046
I just find that they
make any situation better.
391
00:13:06,133 --> 00:13:07,090
Eating with your hands
is fun.
392
00:13:07,177 --> 00:13:09,223
Out.
393
00:13:09,310 --> 00:13:11,834
Yep, my steadfast sister
was doubling down on love
394
00:13:11,921 --> 00:13:13,270
while my brother wasn't sure
395
00:13:13,357 --> 00:13:14,532
how much more love
he could take.
396
00:13:16,143 --> 00:13:19,146
Hey! Ad Rock!
[CHUCKLES]
397
00:13:19,233 --> 00:13:21,235
How about a thirst-quenching
Ecto Cooler
398
00:13:21,322 --> 00:13:22,845
for the birthday boy, huh?
399
00:13:22,932 --> 00:13:23,672
I'm not taking Mom back.
400
00:13:23,759 --> 00:13:25,717
Pfft! What?
401
00:13:25,805 --> 00:13:27,371
No.
402
00:13:27,458 --> 00:13:28,808
But now
that you bring it up,
403
00:13:28,895 --> 00:13:30,157
don't you think Mom would be
a killer party planner?
404
00:13:30,244 --> 00:13:32,376
I got that covered.
405
00:13:32,463 --> 00:13:33,551
Check this out.
406
00:13:33,638 --> 00:13:35,423
The hell is this crap?
407
00:13:35,510 --> 00:13:38,078
The single greatest party
in eighth-grade history.
408
00:13:38,165 --> 00:13:39,949
It's an overwhelming feast
for the senses,
409
00:13:40,036 --> 00:13:41,255
and I have you
to thank for it.
410
00:13:41,342 --> 00:13:42,430
Please?
411
00:13:42,517 --> 00:13:43,735
My stomach can't take
any more
412
00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:45,912
of that chili meat
and buttery milk.
413
00:13:45,999 --> 00:13:46,869
You got to take Mom back.
414
00:13:46,956 --> 00:13:49,132
Never!
From this point on,
415
00:13:49,219 --> 00:13:50,873
you're gonna be
her delicious snuggle monster,
416
00:13:50,960 --> 00:13:52,527
and I'm gonna be
left all alone.
417
00:13:52,614 --> 00:13:53,876
Don't you dare say that!
418
00:13:53,963 --> 00:13:55,965
And this isn't just
for this week.
419
00:13:56,052 --> 00:13:58,925
This will stretch months,
years, decades,
420
00:13:59,012 --> 00:13:59,882
until she moves in
with you.
421
00:13:59,969 --> 00:14:01,231
How can you be so cruel?
422
00:14:01,318 --> 00:14:03,146
This is what
you asked for, pal.
423
00:14:03,233 --> 00:14:04,713
You brought Mom's love
on yourself.
424
00:14:04,800 --> 00:14:07,977
I hope no one comes to your
ridiculous, awesome party!
425
00:14:13,635 --> 00:14:15,158
[CLATTERING]
426
00:14:15,245 --> 00:14:17,030
I have that all
in my Trapper Keeper.
427
00:14:17,117 --> 00:14:19,597
Barry was miserable
being the new number-one son.
428
00:14:19,684 --> 00:14:20,990
Meanwhile, Erica's band
429
00:14:21,077 --> 00:14:22,774
was making my dad
even more miserable.
430
00:14:22,862 --> 00:14:24,167
This is crazy.
431
00:14:24,254 --> 00:14:26,039
He's been playing the drums
for over an hour.
432
00:14:26,126 --> 00:14:28,519
You've brought this
upon yourself, Murr.
433
00:14:28,606 --> 00:14:30,173
It should have worked.
I didn't say
a word to the girl.
434
00:14:30,260 --> 00:14:32,001
Instead of
telling her yourself,
435
00:14:32,088 --> 00:14:34,656
you had everyone else
in her life gang up on her.
436
00:14:34,743 --> 00:14:37,441
You took a love
forbidden by her father
437
00:14:37,528 --> 00:14:39,704
and made it forbidden
by the world.
438
00:14:39,790 --> 00:14:41,489
Oh, damn it.
It sounds romantic.
439
00:14:43,491 --> 00:14:46,886
♪ Love ninja
Nunchucked my life apart ♪
440
00:14:49,105 --> 00:14:50,540
[DRUMSTICKS CLATTER]
441
00:14:50,628 --> 00:14:51,891
Wow. That's really good.
You wrote that?
442
00:14:51,978 --> 00:14:53,240
Yeah. And I never
would have thought
443
00:14:53,327 --> 00:14:54,894
to put a 10-minute drum solo
in the middle.
444
00:14:54,981 --> 00:14:56,286
I just Rush'd it up.
445
00:14:56,373 --> 00:14:58,158
We're actually
really good.
446
00:14:58,245 --> 00:15:00,029
And, like, we're
actually pretty good, too.
447
00:15:00,116 --> 00:15:02,118
Oh, boy.
Here we go.
448
00:15:02,205 --> 00:15:03,990
Yo. It's gonna be
one of those.
449
00:15:04,077 --> 00:15:05,730
I told you.
450
00:15:05,817 --> 00:15:07,558
Johnny Atkins doesn't
put labels on things.
451
00:15:07,645 --> 00:15:09,299
The thing is,
I kind of went out on a limb
452
00:15:09,386 --> 00:15:11,301
and told everyone that
453
00:15:11,388 --> 00:15:13,129
even though they think
you're human trash,
454
00:15:13,216 --> 00:15:14,391
I'll be with you forever,
455
00:15:14,478 --> 00:15:18,004
so, yeah, kind of
locked into this.
456
00:15:18,091 --> 00:15:19,701
You love me.
I get it.
457
00:15:19,788 --> 00:15:21,964
Johnny Atkins is a roller
coaster that only goes up.
458
00:15:22,051 --> 00:15:25,272
Oh, God, no.
I mean, you've for sure
grown on me, but yuck.
459
00:15:25,359 --> 00:15:27,230
So you're saying
the roller coaster goes down?
460
00:15:27,317 --> 00:15:28,710
No. I definitely think
461
00:15:28,797 --> 00:15:30,625
we should take things
to the next level,
462
00:15:30,712 --> 00:15:33,193
even though I'm kind of like,
"Ehhh."
463
00:15:33,280 --> 00:15:35,238
This is rocking my world
and not in a good way.
464
00:15:35,325 --> 00:15:36,631
Look on the bright side.
465
00:15:36,718 --> 00:15:38,502
One day we'll get married
so I can prove a point,
466
00:15:38,589 --> 00:15:40,852
and that's not nothing,
fella.
467
00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:42,550
[DOOR CLOSES] Wait. What about practice?
468
00:15:42,637 --> 00:15:44,204
Battle of the Bands
is this weekend.
469
00:15:44,290 --> 00:15:46,206
For me.
You're out.
470
00:15:46,293 --> 00:15:47,511
Mostly 'cause
what you said sucked.
471
00:15:49,165 --> 00:15:49,949
[DOOR OPENS, CLOSES]
472
00:15:50,732 --> 00:15:51,776
♪
473
00:15:57,782 --> 00:15:59,654
It was the day before
my birthday party,
474
00:15:59,741 --> 00:16:01,743
and I was discovering that
planning it without my mom
475
00:16:01,830 --> 00:16:03,832
was a lot harder
than I thought.
476
00:16:03,919 --> 00:16:05,834
I don't care if it'll get
the other kids sick.
477
00:16:05,921 --> 00:16:07,792
I promised drinks with fog!
478
00:16:07,879 --> 00:16:09,490
Why would a clown need to see
a picture of me
479
00:16:09,577 --> 00:16:11,013
before he agrees to come?
480
00:16:11,100 --> 00:16:12,710
You can't make me
a camera cake?
481
00:16:12,797 --> 00:16:14,843
You advertise specialty cakes!
482
00:16:14,930 --> 00:16:16,279
Oh, you're a fraud!
483
00:16:17,454 --> 00:16:18,890
This is a disaster, man!
484
00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:21,458
You want to talk disaster?
485
00:16:21,545 --> 00:16:24,809
I've eaten so much power chili
my body has adapted.
486
00:16:24,896 --> 00:16:26,681
It's starting to crave it
like water or air.
487
00:16:26,768 --> 00:16:29,031
My party's tomorrow
and the vendors
are impossible.
488
00:16:29,118 --> 00:16:31,903
I'm a boy. I can't plan
the hugest party ever!
489
00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:33,688
Mom could have
done it easily.
490
00:16:33,775 --> 00:16:35,603
Too bad she's busy
ruining my life.
491
00:16:35,690 --> 00:16:36,691
I need her.
492
00:16:36,778 --> 00:16:38,127
Say it again!
493
00:16:38,214 --> 00:16:39,302
Say it! I take it back.
494
00:16:39,389 --> 00:16:40,912
Adam needs you!
495
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,349
Focus on him and not me.
496
00:16:42,436 --> 00:16:43,524
What?
What's wrong?
497
00:16:43,611 --> 00:16:45,613
He misses being
your little schmoopaloo.
498
00:16:45,700 --> 00:16:47,223
I admit it.
He's the best son.
499
00:16:47,310 --> 00:16:48,485
Take him back.
500
00:16:48,572 --> 00:16:50,357
Aww. You really
miss your mama?
501
00:16:51,401 --> 00:16:53,273
Okay, fine. I do.
502
00:16:53,360 --> 00:16:55,362
I miss you getting me
everything I ever wanted
503
00:16:55,449 --> 00:16:58,626
through fear, intimidation,
and remorseless perseverance.
504
00:16:58,713 --> 00:17:02,282
That is the nicest thing
anyone's ever said to me.
505
00:17:02,369 --> 00:17:04,414
Come to Mama.
506
00:17:04,501 --> 00:17:06,112
But I still feel awful.
507
00:17:07,374 --> 00:17:09,070
I just can't
live with the idea
508
00:17:09,157 --> 00:17:11,290
that you think
I love Adam more than you.
509
00:17:11,377 --> 00:17:13,380
No. Adam's your baby.
510
00:17:13,467 --> 00:17:14,642
Always will be.
511
00:17:14,729 --> 00:17:16,861
And, man,
I am more than okay with that.
512
00:17:16,948 --> 00:17:19,646
Okay, so party's tomorrow.
What exactly do you need?
513
00:17:19,733 --> 00:17:22,214
Everything. Everything?
514
00:17:22,301 --> 00:17:24,434
Don't panic.
Give me a phone book.
515
00:17:24,521 --> 00:17:26,696
Mama's got to see a man
about a mini horse.
516
00:17:26,784 --> 00:17:28,960
As my mom set out
to save the party of the year,
517
00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:31,267
my dad realized
he needed to save Erica
518
00:17:31,354 --> 00:17:32,964
from throwing away
something she loved.
519
00:17:33,617 --> 00:17:34,705
Can we talk?
520
00:17:34,792 --> 00:17:36,229
Like, just you and me,
521
00:17:36,316 --> 00:17:37,795
or is everyone who matters
in my life
522
00:17:37,882 --> 00:17:38,753
standing outside the door?
523
00:17:39,884 --> 00:17:41,147
I messed up.
524
00:17:41,234 --> 00:17:43,323
I, uh, wanted to be better
525
00:17:43,410 --> 00:17:47,414
than all those other
crazy dads and protect you,
526
00:17:47,501 --> 00:17:50,634
but I only made things
way worse.
527
00:17:50,721 --> 00:17:51,809
It's just...
528
00:17:51,896 --> 00:17:53,463
It's not easy seeing
529
00:17:53,550 --> 00:17:57,554
my peanut all grown up
and dating guys.
530
00:17:59,382 --> 00:18:01,689
Well, I guess we both
got carried away.
531
00:18:01,776 --> 00:18:03,430
I mean, I was ready
to stay with some dude
532
00:18:03,517 --> 00:18:05,519
just to prove you wrong.
[CHUCKLES SOFTLY]
533
00:18:05,606 --> 00:18:07,347
And the worst part?
534
00:18:07,434 --> 00:18:09,697
I'm really gonna miss
being in that cover band.
535
00:18:09,784 --> 00:18:11,177
Just because you broke up
with the guy...
536
00:18:12,874 --> 00:18:14,919
doesn't mean you got to
break up with the band.
537
00:18:17,531 --> 00:18:18,619
Battle of the Bands.
Who's in?
538
00:18:18,706 --> 00:18:20,011
Me. I'll literally do
whatever you want.
539
00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:22,057
Not you.
540
00:18:22,144 --> 00:18:24,233
I want to form a Rush
cover band, just the girls.
541
00:18:24,320 --> 00:18:26,409
Dude, does it have to be Rush?
542
00:18:26,496 --> 00:18:28,150
Answer after you listen.
543
00:18:29,760 --> 00:18:31,197
[TOM SAWYERPLAYS]
544
00:18:31,284 --> 00:18:32,459
BOTH: Whoa.
545
00:18:33,982 --> 00:18:35,723
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
546
00:18:40,293 --> 00:18:41,424
♪ A modern-day warrior
547
00:18:41,511 --> 00:18:42,860
♪ Mean, mean stride
548
00:18:42,947 --> 00:18:44,210
♪ Today's Tom Sawyer
549
00:18:44,297 --> 00:18:45,776
♪ Mean, mean pride
550
00:18:46,995 --> 00:18:48,039
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
551
00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:49,345
I love you, Erica!
552
00:18:53,610 --> 00:18:55,873
Okay, everybody!
Party faces right now!
553
00:18:55,960 --> 00:18:58,354
And 3, 2, 1!
554
00:18:58,441 --> 00:18:59,660
♪ Though his mind
is not for rent
555
00:18:59,747 --> 00:19:01,705
ALL: Happy birthday!
556
00:19:01,792 --> 00:19:04,273
And so began the most epic
557
00:19:04,360 --> 00:19:05,883
middle-school party
of all time.
558
00:19:05,970 --> 00:19:07,624
♪ Riding out the day's events Hell yeah!
559
00:19:09,235 --> 00:19:10,410
♪ The river
560
00:19:12,716 --> 00:19:13,717
Whoa!
561
00:19:17,808 --> 00:19:19,375
[INSTRUMENTAL BREAK]
562
00:19:26,991 --> 00:19:29,559
♪ What you say
About his company
563
00:19:29,646 --> 00:19:32,475
♪ Is what you say
about society
564
00:19:32,562 --> 00:19:35,174
♪ Catch the mist,
catch the myth
565
00:19:35,261 --> 00:19:36,871
♪ Catch the mystery,
catch the drift
566
00:19:38,438 --> 00:19:39,613
Cue the mini horse.
567
00:19:39,700 --> 00:19:41,136
[CHEERING]
568
00:19:41,223 --> 00:19:41,919
[HORSE WHINNIES]
569
00:19:43,965 --> 00:19:45,575
Mini horse!
570
00:19:45,662 --> 00:19:47,098
In mini sneakers! ♪ The world is
571
00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:49,057
♪ The world is
572
00:19:49,144 --> 00:19:53,322
♪ Love and life are deep
573
00:19:53,409 --> 00:19:58,545
♪ Maybe as his eyes are wide
574
00:20:02,853 --> 00:20:03,985
♪ Today's Tom Sawyer
575
00:20:04,072 --> 00:20:05,334
♪ He gets high on you
576
00:20:05,421 --> 00:20:06,379
♪ And the space he invades
577
00:20:06,466 --> 00:20:08,032
♪ He gets by on you
578
00:20:08,119 --> 00:20:09,382
[CHEERING]
579
00:20:09,469 --> 00:20:10,861
[WHINNIES]
580
00:20:12,298 --> 00:20:13,777
BOY: Awesome camera cake!
581
00:20:14,735 --> 00:20:15,518
[CHEERING]
582
00:20:17,651 --> 00:20:20,393
That fateful night, my sister
realized she didn't need a boy
583
00:20:20,480 --> 00:20:22,308
to achieve
her rock-'n'-roll dreams,
584
00:20:22,395 --> 00:20:25,049
and I realized I may not
have been the best son,
585
00:20:25,136 --> 00:20:28,009
but I definitely had
the best mom.
586
00:20:28,096 --> 00:20:30,229
[MOUTHING]
587
00:20:31,839 --> 00:20:33,710
And obviously
the best dance moves.
588
00:20:41,065 --> 00:20:43,807
BEVERLY: Well, Adam hopes
some day to make real movies,
589
00:20:43,894 --> 00:20:45,940
like his idol,
Steven Spielberg.
590
00:20:46,027 --> 00:20:49,160
And maybe someday
this will become
a real one for you.
591
00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:50,510
ADAM: I'd like
to thank everybody.
592
00:20:50,597 --> 00:20:51,641
[PEOPLE LAUGHING]
593
00:20:51,728 --> 00:20:53,643
My family.
594
00:20:53,730 --> 00:20:55,123
And my friends.
595
00:20:55,210 --> 00:20:57,908
And... And everybody
for making this possible.
596
00:20:57,995 --> 00:20:58,866
Thanks for being there
when I needed you.
597
00:20:58,953 --> 00:21:00,084
[BELL DINGS]
598
00:21:00,171 --> 00:21:01,434
[CHEERING]
599
00:21:05,351 --> 00:21:07,004
[80'S ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
600
00:21:10,791 --> 00:21:12,096
'Sup, Erica?
601
00:21:12,183 --> 00:21:13,272
Want to go out to my Jetta
602
00:21:13,359 --> 00:21:15,099
and listen to a little
Exit...Stage Left?
603
00:21:15,186 --> 00:21:17,101
Rush? That's, like,
so last week.
604
00:21:17,188 --> 00:21:18,799
We're into The Cure now.
605
00:21:18,886 --> 00:21:20,888
Can you guys, like, clue me in
a little next time?
606
00:21:20,975 --> 00:21:22,542
This horsehair ponytail
was expensive!
607
00:21:25,066 --> 00:21:25,893
Whoa.
608
00:21:27,155 --> 00:21:28,939
Are you me?
609
00:21:29,026 --> 00:21:30,767
I've had way too much
fudge today.
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