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Oh, and your hat is a skew. Get all of
that, please.
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Oh, Irene, those flowers are crooked.
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Oh, and... Oh.
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Oh, sorry.
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Madeline? Oh, smile.
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Bigger.
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Bigger!
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It's starting to hurt.
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Hey, what's going on?
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Can't talk.
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Too easy smiling.
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Not you, Arwen.
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Thank you.
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Mr. Tipton is coming for an inspection,
and I need you two to be somewhere.
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Where's that?
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A little place I like to call anywhere
but here.
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Why do you think we're always going to
mess things up? I don't think. I know.
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Remember your first day, or as I like to
call it, the end of happiness.
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Yo, yo, guys, over here.
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You want to tell Drew not to invite any
more of his friends over?
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No, it's okay.
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You can do it.
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I am okay.
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Okay, we'll stay out of your way. But it
would be nice if you showed a little
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faith in us every once in a while.
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might be in why do you care what move
daddy's in as a loyal employee naturally
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care about your father's happiness
london is it true that if your dad's in
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good mood someone gets a bonus so that's
why you wanted to know what move
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daddy's in no i knew nothing of this
fifty thousand dollar bonus i never said
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how much it was lucky guess look i
deserve the bonus which is why you
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show your dad this picture of me saving
the ambassador
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Mr. Ambassador, welcome to the Tipton. I
hope you enjoy our Moroccan decor.
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What
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happened
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to the professional belly dancer?
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or playing straights.
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Oh, dear!
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Okay.
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Ew!
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So you made a guy throw up. You do that
on all your dates.
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And there's also the time I saved the
hotel from being sued by a con man.
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Olga is the best.
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Yeah, you know, I think my boo -boo just
needs a little rest.
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You know what you know about boo -boos?
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Bobcats. You know Bobcats about boo
-boos. I know boo -boos. Now, on count
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three, we flip him like blini. Wait,
wait, wait.
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Three.
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Mr. O 'Neil.
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It's a miracle!
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That physical therapist is amazing.
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Maddie? Duh. Duh. I mean, yes.
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Okay, and let's face it. If I didn't
babysit the twins, who knows what would
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have happened to this hotel?
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Well...
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Yes, you're marvelous with children.
Like the time you abandoned the daycare
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center and let the monsters run amok.
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Please.
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Sit.
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Let's face it. There's only one thing
that keeps this hotel from falling
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is going on if it's not one thing it's
not
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bad
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but she didn't get on the cover of the
magazine
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well you can't get an employee bonus if
i fire you first i love when poor people
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fight i'm taking the skinny blonde in
the third round
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That pipe's really taking a beating.
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We want you to get the bonus, Mom. Aw.
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So you can spend it on us. Oh.
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Carrie, if anyone deserves a bonus, it's
you.
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When you sing, the birds fling
themselves to the ground.
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Probably out of jealousy.
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Well, if I do say so myself, Tipton
wouldn't have that great commercial if
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weren't for me.
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Welcome to the Tipton. Where everything
is sweet.
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Try joining us for dinner. May we offer
you a...
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Next time, stay at the Tipton.
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just going to glue your door shut.
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Just until Mr. Tipton leaves and I get
my bonus.
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Hey, I deserve that bonus.
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And if she doesn't get it, I deserve it.
I've done a lot to help out this hotel.
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Remember my remote control luggage cart?
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I'll win. It works.
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Yes, it does.
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And it can go faster.
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And then, I bring it to a gentle stop.
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Arwen, it's not stopping. No.
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Um, it's just, it's Arwen. It's got a
little... Arwen, it's moving. Hold on.
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It's moving. It's moving. It's moving.
It's moving. It's moving. It's moving.
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It's moving. It's moving.
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When I stop it, I get a turn, okay?
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Arwen, that car wreaked havoc in my
lobby.
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And then got a speeding ticket.
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Yeah, but it had a lot of other great
ideas.
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It's a letter sorting machine.
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It's got a microchip in it that reads
each envelope and then promptly shoots
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into the appropriate cubby. Oh, dear.
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Here we go.
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Ten, nine, eight.
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No, it's three, two, one.
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That was brilliant.
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It was a disaster.
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I'm still picking stamps off of my
shorts.
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Well, the good news is, now you can mail
them anywhere.
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Sorry.
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There was also, you know, the time that
I helped the Tipton win that bowling
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tournament.
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There's no pressure, Arwen. Just the
fact that you're bold makes you a
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But if you miss this, roll big fat
losers! You!
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Young lady, go stand back up.
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are you doing it's just for dramatic
effect if you go slower the tension
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builds and i'm gonna go again
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in Mosby.
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Marion.
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Oh, he's here already?
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Okay, yeah, yeah. Mr. Tipton's
helicopter just landed on the roof.
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Ah,
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I see the rotors.
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Cool.
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Give him the welcome cake.
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Let's hope he's in a good mood.
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Worse. It means someone is getting
fired.
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Why are you guys looking at me?
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Because you can't fire them.
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Oh.
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Guys, we have a plan. Not
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now, boys. We're busy pacing.
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But the plan can save everybody.
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We don't want to hear it.
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Don't you understand?
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Maybe Mr. Tipton is not in a bad mood.
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Maybe the cake was just the wrong
flavor.
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Oh, don't be ridiculous.
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German chocolate cake is his favorite.
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Mosby's right. All 12 of Daddy's wedding
cakes have been that flavor.
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Who are you kidding? He's in a bad mood,
and one of us is getting canned.
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Look, Carrie, you're a fine singer, and
I'm extremely fond of you. But let's
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face it, you raised two wildebeests.
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But let's not forget the painting.
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also done some good things for the hotel
uh remember when chef paulo quit and i
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heard they cooked that great meal
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the food and since i didn't get any i'd
say holy mackerel that's yummy
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oh and don't forget the time we filled
in for kumiko to save the convention
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cookies, but I do remember wearing pie.
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Come back here and take this banana
cream pie like a man.
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He wouldn't.
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He would.
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I love the twins.
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This pie throwing will stop this
instant.
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Mr. Moosby.
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Right after this.
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only ones who have had fights.
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Let's not forget your big brother.
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even though he's gonna reach it.
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Sorry, sir.
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You bet your share of fights with
London.
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That's not true.
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We're best friends.
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That's why my job is safe. Right,
London? That's right.
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Although we have had a few tips.
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Hey,
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you stole my look!
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Stole? I think your lousy look better.
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If it's so lousy, why'd you steal it?
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Because if they liked it on you, they'll
love it on me.
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Besides, there are a lot of... between
our outfits.
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Like the fact yours is made out of cheap
fabric.
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See? Must be fake cotton, not the real
stuff they get from goats.
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Well, the only thing that's fake is you.
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Oh, no, you didn't. Oh, yes, I didn't.
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me, would you?
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After all, we were parents together.
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Don't you touch our baby.
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He's a doll.
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You bet he is. And you're not touching a
hair on his little head.
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He doesn't have any hair on his little
head. What you're doing is just making
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worse. Oh, just give him to me. Give him
to me. He wants his mommy.
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I'm his mommy, too.
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Well, I buy nicer things. He likes me
more.
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Have you adjusted your mirrors?
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All three of them.
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Now, are you familiar with the gear
shift?
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You mean the Prindle?
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Are you referring to the shift lever
that says P -R -N -D -L?
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That's a child's Mosby. I know how to
spell Prindle. It is not something you
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spell. It is a gear shift.
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The letters stand for park, reverse,
neutral, drive, and left.
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You're making me nervous with all this
technical talk. Oh, I'm sorry.
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Why don't we just relax? We'll turn on
the radio.
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Would you like am or fim?
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We're probably in more danger here than
he is there.
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never did work you never have to work oh
yeah i mean don't worry about oh mr
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tipped in you're looking great love the
new bodyguard very slimming
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Move back. He doesn't want to be... I'm
not cleaning that up.
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Muriel, you're fired.
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Yes,
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but sir... Oh, Muriel, we'll miss you so
much.
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But she doesn't even work here.
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Don't you remember, Chowderhead, I
retired two years ago?
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you guys about?
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While Mom was cleaning cake off of
Arwen, we called Muriel. We figured if
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somebody should get fired, it shouldn't
be someone who works here.
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Oh.
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My brilliant boys.
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Celebrate on your own time. Where's my
20 bucks?
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Open. Allow me, young wildebeest.
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Oh, you have change for a hundred? No.
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