All language subtitles for The Suite Life of Zack and Cody s03e19 Benchwarmers

Cody, what are you doing in the gym?

You're looking for the library. It's
down the hallway and take a left at the

nerd.

No, I'm here for tryouts.

I'm sure some team will appreciate my
plucky stick -to -itiveness.

Try football.

You can play left plucky.

Did you think you're so great just
because you were the star of the middle

school basketball team?

Not true.

All -star.

All. See you with me, Cody. All -star.

Never.

And you better watch the attitude.

I hear the coach is really tough.

Oh, please. How tough could he be?

Something you want to say to me?

Uh, no, Coach Mountain.

It's Coach Little.

Little.

You know, it's... It's just that your
name is little and you're so... not.

I got never heard that before.

All right, let's start with the basics.

Are there any of you men, and I use the
term loosely, think they can make a

couple of free throws?

Oh, right here, my man.

My what?

My coach, sir, your highness.

I'm pretty good at free throws.

All right, get on the line.

Should I do this with my eyes open or
closed?

You're pretty cocky.

Oh, it's not cocky if you're good.

All right.

Let's see how you shoot under a little
pressure.

That was

weird. That brick made a swooshing
sound.

My hand made a cracking sound.

Here I am in your life.

Here you are in mine.

Yes, we have a sweet life.

Most of the time.

You and Mary got the world to see. So
come on down.

Any team appreciate your pluckiness?

No. Apparently they were looking for
athletic ability.

The gym's never been a happy place for
me.

Look over there and I think you'll
change your mind.

Twins, let's do this. Five, six, seven,
eight.

Jam and biscuits, scones and tea, we
will beat you A to Z. Go team, really

See, you never see Barbara trying out
for cheerleading. She's way too

intellectual for that.

Look, Cody, my pom -poms match my
glitter.

Barbara, what are you doing here?

Well, I'm in high school now, and I want
to show people that there's more to me

than just...

Barbara, you don't want to go out there
flouncing around wearing some short,

tight little skirt.

Go and get them, honey, and don't take
no for an answer.

Hi. My routine is based on a poem by the
great William Butler Yeats.

Yikes.

I'm a transfer.

I was a cheerleader at Our Lady of
Perpetual Sorrow.

Oh, now I see why she was so sad.

I was the one that convinced them to get
the shorter skirt.

Ankles!

Right. Okay.

Give me a C. Give me an H. Give me a Y.

Huh?

Next!

Hi.

I'm trying out for cheerleading
because... My parents say this will be a

way for me to overcome my shyness and
learn to trust others.

Oh, that's so sweet.

Next!

Bonjour, everyone!

London is here. Prepare to be dazzled.

Okay, let's see what she can do.

Well, give me a duh.

This is the worst date ever.

That head cheerleader, Dana, is a total
snob. Oh, I hate her.

I caught her flirting with my boyfriend,
and if she keeps it up, she's gonna be

eating one of her own pom -poms.

Girls, don't be too upset about not
making the cheerleading squad. They're

a bunch of elitist, stuck -up airheads.

You forgot man -stealers.

Somebody didn't make their cheerleading
squad in high school.

I didn't want to be a cheerleader
anyway.

Loud the elitist. Duck up, bear heads.

You forgot man's feelers.

No one is going to stop me from
cheering.

You know, when Daddy can't buy a
company, he starts a rival company,

the first company out of business.

So you're going to liquidate the
cheerleaders?

You know, that's not a bad idea.

We could start our own squad.

Cody, why don't you be a cheerleader
with us?

Because I have hair on my chest.

Or I will one day.

You know, Cody, not all cheerleaders are
girls.

Some of them are handsome young men who
have gone on to highly successful

careers in the hospitality industry.

Let me guess, you were on your high
school cheerleading squad.

On my high school... Captain!

And might I add, cheerleading has made
me the man I am today.

Short and fussy?

Well -dressed and your boss.

I would not dissuade this young
gentleman from pursuing this all

activity. I don't know, Mr. Mosby.

Cheerleading?

You're right.

Girls in skirts and lots of physical
contact. Ooh, sounds terrible.

Ah, I see.

Ladies, allow me to be the base of your
pyramid.

Fine. If the three of you want to
enslave yourselves to the evil cult of

go right ahead.

Whoa. Someone give me a B, give me an I,
give me a T -E -R.

What does that spell?

Fighter.

I meant to spell bitter.

You know, that's pretty close for
London.

Yeah, yeah, good block, good block.

You know, I thought we were still just
warming up, but, you know, good block.

You know, Zach, I'm really glad you're
on this team.

Oh, thanks, Rick.

That way.

I'm not the worst one.

Welcome, rebel cheerleaders.

Oh, I love that. At Perpetual Sorrow, we
weren't allowed to raise our arms above

our waist.

I feel like such a bad girl.

Quick, let's form a pyramid.

I guess I'm on top of you. Now
straighten your back.

at the pyramid.

Maybe we should try a pentahedron.

It's a more stable structure.

What do you guys think you're doing?

Cheering!

No, seriously.

There you are, Miss Heidi Tidy.

Vance broke up with me last night.

I hope you enjoyed kissing him with two
fat lips.

Oh, well, it's not my fault Vance wants
to date a cheerleader.

Oh, big deal. Anybody can do this.

Or this.

Or this.

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Only if you're thinking how cute I look
in this outfit.

Actually, I believe Barbara was thinking
that Neo would make a great addition to

our squad.

Not afraid of a little competition.

Why don't we have a cheer -off?

Fine. Friday, at halftime of the first
basketball game, we'll both do a cheer.

And may the best squad win.

Proper grammar is the better squad.

And you're on, girl.

All right, bring it in.

All right, this is the lineup for the
first game. Dudley, Monroe.

All right, hit the showers.

So, Coach Little, what am I?

Sixth man?

No. Seventh? No.

Eighth? Oh, no.

Feel free to stop me at any time.

I will when you get there, okay?

How was practice?

Were they impressed by Airzak?

Airzak was grounded.

tomorrow will be better. Oh, yeah,
tomorrow will definitely be better,

I'm going to quit.

Oh, look, Zach, I know you're used to
being the star in basketball, and this

tough, but I hate to see you quit the
first time things get difficult.

Well, what else can I do?

Well, let's see.

You could wow them with your plucky
stick -to -itiveness.

Why don't you and Cody just embroider
that on a pillow?

My point is that hard work pays off
eventually.

But the decision is yours.

You can try or you can quit.

You're right.

I quit.

Change my mind. The choice is not yours.
Then why'd you say it was?

Because I was hoping you'd make the
right choice.

You'll thank me later.

Well, how much later?

What is going on here?

Oh, we're practicing for our cheer -off
against the real cheerleaders.

Oh, sorry, Uncle Mary. We need all the
practice we can get. Oh, what you need

someone schooled in the art of crowd
mood enhancement.

Huh?

Cheerleading. Oh.

Look, if we are going to win that cheer
-off, we need to play to our strengths,

okay? Now, what special talent can you
bring to the squad?

I'm rich.

Good. You can buy the uniforms. Now,
what are the rest of you good at?

Chemistry. AP chemistry.

Organic chemistry.

Hiding.

Who said that?

I did.

I once went four weeks without anyone
finding me.

I got a feeling nobody was looking for
her.

embarrass themselves with a cheer -off.

Why don't you claim that?

Well, you know, being British and all,
you probably don't know much about

basketball, but, um, they usually save
the best players for last.

Oh, then you must be the best.

Oh, I'm so good, I might not even get
in.

Hey, Zach, get over here.

Later, Rick. It's Zach time.

Oh, you won't regret this, coach. I'm
ready and warmed up. Good, because I'm

counting on you. Run and get me a frosty
green soda.

Sugar -free.

Yes!

Another one down. I am that much closer
to getting in the game.

Pardon me.

Let's go.

Oh, see, honey, I told you if you stuck
with it, it'd pay off. A mother knows.

Not you.

Martin Beckman.

Come on, hurry up.

What does a mother know?

Oh, great, Mom. It's past time and I

haven't played yet.

Am I allowed to quit now?

No, you made a commitment to your
teammates.

Plus, I put money in the meter for two
hours.

Okay, girls, let's work it.

Oh, watch and weep, losers.

Oh, we'll see who'll be weeping when you
watch us, because we'll be the ones

watching, you'll be the weepy ones.

That didn't even make any sense.

We'll see who'll be making sense when
we're doing your nonsense and we're the

sensible ones and you're not.

home to Losertown?

Oh, well, we'll see who the losers are
when you lose and we win, making us the

winners of Winner Town, and you're the
losers of Losertown, huh, you loser?

I've been spending too much time with
London.

Quartier, no one cares.

Elements, compound, acid, vape. Wanna
keep stock, sure, we're in your face.

Yeah, yeah, break it down.

No,

you're in the game.

Really? That's great. I won't let you
down, coach.

Good. You ready?

Oh, yeah. You're going to guard number
53.

I'd just rather get you a frosty grape
soda. No, no, he's not that big.

Well, yeah, maybe not to you. You got
your own zip code.

I believe in you. You can do this.

Eh.

Look, if I didn't think you were good,
you would have never made this team.

Now get out there and show me what you
got.

Good luck, sweetie. I told you you'd get
your chance.

Now win fast, because Mommy's got no
more change for the meters.

You did it, Zach.

You drew the file.

You okay?

Can I have some bacon with my waffles?

Come over here. Let's sit down, okay?
All right.

No, no, no. This way, this way, this
way.

Excuse me.

My sister and I were talking, and we
both had the same thought.

There's a shock.

We thought it would be jolly fun if we
all gave Zach a mighty huzzah.

Homer?

They want us all to cheer for Zach.

Well, why don't they just speak English?

Excuse me, excuse me. This area is for
real cheerleaders only.

We're all part of the same school, so
why can't we cheer together?

It shouldn't matter what size or shape
you are, or if you tend to put a bag

your head.

The point is, we're all proud to be
chipmunks.

just one.

Hey, wait, coach.

I see two baskets.

Well, I guess we'll just aim for the one
in the middle.

Oh!

That was very close.

Focus.

You can do this with your eyes closed.

You're right. Thanks, coach.

No, no, no, no, no.

A good coach knows his players'
strengths and weaknesses, and free

your strengths.

Thanks, Coach, but what are my
weaknesses?

Just about everything else.

Justin, luckily, you've got a great
coach.

Ready?

Okay.

Climb up the palm tree. Slide down the
cactus.

We play your team just for freshers.

Because we got the team and we got the
spirit. All we want is for you to hear

it. So let's go.

Let's fight. We'll show them our might.
We'll rock it to them. Suck it to them.

Fight, fight, fight.

We'll rack them up. Stack them up. Bring
up the score.

Do it again. Do it again. Because we
want more.