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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,299 --> 00:00:05,040 Hi, I'm Cole Sprouse, and you're watching Disney Channel. 2 00:00:15,680 --> 00:00:17,740 I'm not waiting for Barbara's karate competition. 3 00:00:18,860 --> 00:00:22,060 You know, what's it like having a girlfriend who can kick your butt? 4 00:00:23,000 --> 00:00:24,660 She cannot kick my butt. 5 00:00:25,480 --> 00:00:28,680 Please, she can kick it, flip it, and throw it across the room. 6 00:00:29,620 --> 00:00:30,620 You're right. 7 00:00:30,890 --> 00:00:31,890 I gotta learn karate. 8 00:00:32,130 --> 00:00:33,130 I can teach you. 9 00:00:37,470 --> 00:00:40,530 What? You take karate with your little friends in kindergarten? 10 00:00:41,330 --> 00:00:45,830 No. My dad works on a cruise ship. And while we were docked in Japan, I studied 11 00:00:45,830 --> 00:00:48,390 martial arts at the Tokusawa Academy. 12 00:00:49,430 --> 00:00:52,830 Yeah, and I learned to fly while my rocket ship was docked on Mars. 13 00:00:54,250 --> 00:00:55,250 No, really. 14 00:01:02,030 --> 00:01:08,570 you kid wow can you teach me how to i 15 00:01:08,570 --> 00:01:13,990 could have thrown you further but i i didn't warm up 16 00:01:13,990 --> 00:01:19,890 here i am in your light 17 00:01:19,890 --> 00:01:24,530 here you are in mine yes we have a sweet life 18 00:02:08,240 --> 00:02:09,240 a candy bar. 19 00:02:09,800 --> 00:02:15,060 London, for the last time, a thousand dollar bar does not cost a thousand 20 00:02:15,060 --> 00:02:16,060 dollars. 21 00:02:17,100 --> 00:02:19,240 The Nia owes me a lot of change. 22 00:02:20,220 --> 00:02:23,560 I'll go put this in the lost and found. Wait, I have an idea. You better say it 23 00:02:23,560 --> 00:02:25,000 quickly before it dies of loneliness. 24 00:02:25,940 --> 00:02:28,000 Let's check out the phone and see what stuff is on it. 25 00:02:30,760 --> 00:02:31,760 That's Vivaldi. 26 00:02:31,800 --> 00:02:32,940 I love Vivaldi. 27 00:02:42,440 --> 00:02:43,520 You found your perfect match. 28 00:02:43,740 --> 00:02:45,360 I now pronounce you phone and wife. 29 00:02:53,500 --> 00:02:54,760 Isn't botany fascinating? 30 00:02:55,380 --> 00:02:56,860 Oh, yeah, I love flowers. 31 00:02:57,640 --> 00:03:00,240 How would you like to study these tulips? 32 00:03:05,280 --> 00:03:06,360 Oh, that's a start. 33 00:03:07,560 --> 00:03:10,280 Zach, we're here to study, and you've got a lot... 34 00:03:19,240 --> 00:03:20,480 Looks like it's just you and me. 35 00:03:24,200 --> 00:03:25,380 Konnichiwa, Zack -san. 36 00:03:27,120 --> 00:03:28,160 Right back at you. 37 00:03:28,660 --> 00:03:29,860 Son and son. 38 00:03:31,720 --> 00:03:36,700 Travis is teaching me how to become a master at karate so I can impress 39 00:03:41,820 --> 00:03:42,820 Man, 40 00:03:45,900 --> 00:03:47,980 I wish I could find a way to impress Dakota. 41 00:03:48,750 --> 00:03:50,370 Yeah, just don't show her your report card. 42 00:03:54,470 --> 00:03:55,470 That's not funny. 43 00:03:57,250 --> 00:04:00,790 You know, I won Barbara over by cooking her a gourmet meal. 44 00:04:01,050 --> 00:04:02,670 Oh, great idea! 45 00:04:03,050 --> 00:04:04,610 Except I can't cook. 46 00:04:04,990 --> 00:04:05,990 I can help you out. 47 00:04:06,370 --> 00:04:09,990 I learned how to be a gourmet chef when that ship was docked in Monte Carlo. 48 00:04:10,270 --> 00:04:13,730 Did you know that Monaco is also attached to... Yeah, yeah, yeah. 49 00:04:24,560 --> 00:04:27,120 with the bulls in Pamplona, but you've never been bowling? 50 00:04:27,440 --> 00:04:30,460 Yeah, Dad thinks it's dangerous. Go figure. 51 00:04:32,000 --> 00:04:33,940 What? You got yourself a deal. 52 00:04:37,300 --> 00:04:39,960 Why'd you do that? 53 00:04:40,660 --> 00:04:41,680 Lesson number one. 54 00:04:42,040 --> 00:04:43,520 Expect the unexpected. 55 00:04:45,460 --> 00:04:47,360 Yeah, you know, I'd write that down, but... 56 00:04:55,660 --> 00:04:58,260 Pardon me, miss. I lost the phone here yesterday. 57 00:04:59,000 --> 00:05:00,080 And I found one. 58 00:05:00,600 --> 00:05:01,820 It must be Kismet. 59 00:05:02,160 --> 00:05:03,160 No, it's David. 60 00:05:04,980 --> 00:05:05,980 Hi, David. 61 00:05:09,560 --> 00:05:10,560 Well, thank you. 62 00:05:11,820 --> 00:05:15,400 You know, I'm a cellist. On my way to perform Vivaldi's Four Seasons. 63 00:05:16,100 --> 00:05:17,160 Would you be my guest? 64 00:05:18,280 --> 00:05:19,280 I'd love to. 65 00:05:29,200 --> 00:05:30,200 Where did you get it? 66 00:05:31,820 --> 00:05:33,660 Where did you get it? 67 00:05:35,060 --> 00:05:36,800 Where did you get it? 68 00:05:37,560 --> 00:05:39,640 From the dirty clothes pile? 69 00:05:41,760 --> 00:05:43,020 We ran out of quarters. 70 00:05:43,740 --> 00:05:47,920 Sorry. I was just dreaming about this guy whose phone I found. 71 00:05:48,140 --> 00:05:51,380 He's a rich, charming cellist who works to save the rainforest. 72 00:05:53,760 --> 00:05:55,420 You can tell all that from a phone? 73 00:05:55,660 --> 00:05:56,660 And more. 74 00:05:57,060 --> 00:05:58,060 This Thursday. 75 00:05:58,140 --> 00:06:00,220 He's volunteering at the Feed the Needy Foundation. 76 00:06:00,900 --> 00:06:04,040 That's my favorite charity. They catered my aunt's wedding. 77 00:06:05,360 --> 00:06:07,360 I wish you registered a pawn shop. 78 00:06:08,900 --> 00:06:09,900 Maybe. 79 00:06:21,620 --> 00:06:24,840 Oh, wow, impressive. You could beat up a pillow. 80 00:06:28,330 --> 00:06:29,229 Taught me a lot. 81 00:06:29,230 --> 00:06:31,610 You've only had two lessons. What could he have taught you? 82 00:06:31,830 --> 00:06:37,970 The sleep of the striking cobra. There's no such thing as the sleep... Wow. 83 00:06:38,510 --> 00:06:39,510 It worked. 84 00:06:40,950 --> 00:06:41,950 Come in. 85 00:06:43,310 --> 00:06:44,310 Hey, Barbara. 86 00:06:44,610 --> 00:06:45,610 Hey, Cody. 87 00:06:46,390 --> 00:06:47,390 Why are you wearing a gi? 88 00:06:47,610 --> 00:06:49,330 Well, I'm learning karate, too. 89 00:06:49,590 --> 00:06:50,810 I've been practicing on Zach. 90 00:06:51,550 --> 00:06:53,630 Ah, sleep of the striking cobra. 91 00:06:54,270 --> 00:06:57,130 Yeah, and I've learned much more than that. Check this out. 92 00:07:09,100 --> 00:07:10,100 if I can beat you up. 93 00:07:10,340 --> 00:07:12,140 Because I'm the guy and you're the girl. 94 00:07:12,400 --> 00:07:14,100 And the guys are supposed to be tougher. 95 00:07:14,460 --> 00:07:16,220 And by the way, you're bruising my sternum. 96 00:07:18,280 --> 00:07:19,660 What a sexist attitude. 97 00:07:20,600 --> 00:07:22,420 I thought you were more evolved than that. 98 00:07:22,800 --> 00:07:27,120 I am, it's just... I don't want people to think that I'm the weaker sex. 99 00:07:27,880 --> 00:07:30,060 Oh, so do I have to be weak to be with you? 100 00:07:50,700 --> 00:07:53,040 I charged the battery. Hey, thanks for saving my phone. 101 00:07:53,620 --> 00:07:55,120 Now I'm off to save the rainforest. 102 00:07:57,100 --> 00:07:58,100 All by yourself? 103 00:07:58,820 --> 00:08:01,660 Actually, I was hoping to take along a spunky blonde. 104 00:08:27,600 --> 00:08:29,780 I'm having another fantasy about the guy who owns that phone. 105 00:08:30,760 --> 00:08:33,799 Madeline, if you found the phone, you must put it in lost and found. No! 106 00:08:34,659 --> 00:08:38,539 It would break my heart if the phone rang and someone else answered it. 107 00:08:40,559 --> 00:08:41,439 I'll get it. 108 00:08:41,440 --> 00:08:42,720 What? Hello? 109 00:08:43,039 --> 00:08:44,280 Uh -huh. Uh -huh. 110 00:08:44,620 --> 00:08:45,820 Okie dokie. Bye, David. 111 00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:48,000 That was David. 112 00:08:49,560 --> 00:08:50,560 Really? 113 00:08:51,120 --> 00:08:52,120 What did he say? 114 00:08:52,700 --> 00:08:54,240 He's coming to pick up his phone at five. 115 00:09:07,500 --> 00:09:08,500 What chances do I get? 116 00:09:18,200 --> 00:09:19,700 Maddie? What are you still doing here? 117 00:09:20,140 --> 00:09:21,240 David didn't show up. 118 00:09:21,700 --> 00:09:22,840 Oh, I'm sorry. 119 00:09:23,540 --> 00:09:24,980 How could he have not shown up? 120 00:09:25,320 --> 00:09:28,800 This is the night we're supposed to finally meet and fall in love and swing 121 00:09:28,800 --> 00:09:29,800 on a vine. 122 00:09:30,920 --> 00:09:35,540 Honey, I love that you are a true romantic, but did it ever occur to you 123 00:09:35,540 --> 00:09:36,720 maybe to him... 124 00:09:36,960 --> 00:09:37,980 Just picking up the phone. 125 00:09:38,380 --> 00:09:40,520 Oh, no, no, no. We're meant to be together. 126 00:09:40,720 --> 00:09:44,640 We both love Evaldi and Van Gogh and the Rainforest. 127 00:10:36,240 --> 00:10:37,219 Yesterday? Tomorrow? 128 00:10:37,220 --> 00:10:38,220 I really don't care. 129 00:10:39,680 --> 00:10:40,680 Hey, 130 00:10:41,240 --> 00:10:42,640 Cody, we still on for bowling later? 131 00:10:42,900 --> 00:10:43,900 Yeah, yeah, sure. 132 00:10:43,980 --> 00:10:45,740 But first, I need a favor. 133 00:10:46,020 --> 00:10:48,340 Do you know anything about Japanese tea ceremonies? 134 00:10:48,820 --> 00:10:49,820 What don't I know? 135 00:10:51,100 --> 00:10:54,460 First documented in the Edo period, tea ceremonies... Yeah, yeah, yeah, I get 136 00:10:54,460 --> 00:10:55,460 it. Look. 137 00:10:55,800 --> 00:10:59,660 I found out my girlfriend and her grandmother are coming here tomorrow for 138 00:10:59,780 --> 00:11:02,240 and I want to perform a Japanese tea ceremony for them. 139 00:11:02,440 --> 00:11:04,880 To master the tea ceremony takes a... 140 00:11:06,160 --> 00:11:07,160 I got a date. 141 00:11:08,060 --> 00:11:09,060 Good luck. 142 00:11:10,320 --> 00:11:11,320 Travis. 143 00:11:12,160 --> 00:11:13,160 Okay, okay. 144 00:11:13,200 --> 00:11:14,980 I write down everything you need to know. 145 00:11:15,360 --> 00:11:19,120 Because there are many gestures that must be performed in a certain order. 146 00:11:22,640 --> 00:11:24,580 Is that the first gesture in the ceremony? 147 00:11:24,800 --> 00:11:26,180 No, my shirts are just riding up. 148 00:11:36,520 --> 00:11:37,820 Forget him. He's a loser. 149 00:11:38,220 --> 00:11:40,140 Funny. He said the same thing about you. 150 00:11:41,640 --> 00:11:43,360 So, Zach, we're still going bowling, right? 151 00:11:43,580 --> 00:11:44,319 Sure, sure. 152 00:11:44,320 --> 00:11:48,040 But it's important that Dakota thinks I cooked this food, so stay back here and 153 00:11:48,040 --> 00:11:49,040 be quiet. 154 00:11:51,500 --> 00:11:52,980 Oh, a rice paper screen. 155 00:11:53,260 --> 00:11:56,740 Now I'm like the ones they use in southern Thailand for the ancient art of 156 00:11:56,740 --> 00:11:57,740 shadow. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 157 00:12:43,560 --> 00:12:45,080 We can talk or we can eat. 158 00:12:46,640 --> 00:12:49,780 Well, Jack, you're a lot more sophisticated than I thought. 159 00:12:50,980 --> 00:12:55,320 An understandable mistake. You were misled by my boyish charm and my 160 00:12:55,320 --> 00:12:58,360 collection of action figures. 161 00:13:01,460 --> 00:13:05,060 Hi, Daddy. How did things go with your phone guy? He never showed up. 162 00:13:24,940 --> 00:13:26,100 held up at medical school. 163 00:13:27,660 --> 00:13:29,140 He's studying to be a doctor. 164 00:13:58,400 --> 00:14:03,740 because we had a pillow fight and now we're making up i 165 00:14:03,740 --> 00:14:09,800 hope 166 00:14:09,800 --> 00:14:14,800 travis numbered these 167 00:14:14,800 --> 00:14:18,160 but why did 168 00:15:15,600 --> 00:15:19,700 a doctor about this yeah you should uh goodbye 169 00:15:19,700 --> 00:15:26,660 let me guess 170 00:15:26,660 --> 00:15:33,560 you didn't cook the meal all right i can't lie to you the 171 00:15:33,560 --> 00:15:39,980 truth is is that i dropped out of gourmet chef school to join the marines 172 00:15:39,980 --> 00:15:43,600 like 173 00:15:52,819 --> 00:15:56,840 Well, maybe it's the frog paw talking, but you did. 174 00:15:57,620 --> 00:16:02,200 Really? Any guy who goes to this much trouble deserves a second chance. 175 00:16:06,440 --> 00:16:09,360 Hey, even when I'm bad, I'm good. 176 00:16:11,480 --> 00:16:14,560 You know, you guys really don't have to be here. Oh, we want to see the man 177 00:16:14,560 --> 00:16:15,560 behind the phone. 178 00:16:15,620 --> 00:16:16,800 See, Maddie, there are... 179 00:16:22,320 --> 00:16:23,320 what he looks like. 180 00:16:23,400 --> 00:16:25,440 He could be short, tall, fat, or thin. 181 00:16:25,680 --> 00:16:28,720 Excuse me, um, I'm looking for Maddie. 182 00:16:29,140 --> 00:16:30,140 You left out old. 183 00:16:32,440 --> 00:16:33,440 I'm Maddie. 184 00:16:33,980 --> 00:16:35,020 You must be David. 185 00:16:35,820 --> 00:16:37,800 I can tell by your phone you have a lot of class. 186 00:16:38,140 --> 00:16:39,140 Class of 22. 187 00:16:39,520 --> 00:16:41,360 Okay, that's, you know what, enough of that. 188 00:16:43,900 --> 00:16:44,900 Here's your phone. 189 00:16:45,160 --> 00:16:49,060 I'd like to thank you for taking care of my phone for me. May I buy you a hot 190 00:16:49,060 --> 00:16:50,060 chocolate? 191 00:16:50,720 --> 00:16:51,720 I'd love that. 192 00:16:51,980 --> 00:16:52,980 Good. 193 00:16:54,200 --> 00:16:56,500 By the time they get there, it ain't gonna be hot. 194 00:17:03,760 --> 00:17:04,760 Oh. 195 00:17:12,200 --> 00:17:14,680 Konnichiwa. Cody, what are you doing here? 196 00:17:15,079 --> 00:17:18,720 I wanted to honor your grandmother by performing the traditional tea ceremony. 197 00:17:22,310 --> 00:17:24,810 Arigato. Give me a break -o. 198 00:17:26,150 --> 00:17:31,190 As you know, the water jar represents... 199 00:17:31,190 --> 00:17:35,470 the sun. 200 00:17:35,990 --> 00:17:38,790 And the bowl represents... 201 00:17:59,080 --> 00:18:04,120 proves you that i'm not a sexist pig oh i believe you're not a pig boy please 202 00:18:04,120 --> 00:18:06,780 continue very 203 00:18:06,780 --> 00:18:17,160 good 204 00:18:17,160 --> 00:18:20,420 do you see how he's meditating over the 205 00:19:12,810 --> 00:19:15,150 when you went to so much effort to impress my boss on. 206 00:19:15,730 --> 00:19:17,330 I really did it for you, Barbara. 207 00:19:17,770 --> 00:19:18,770 Oh, Cody. 208 00:19:19,130 --> 00:19:20,150 Oh, Barbara. 209 00:19:23,310 --> 00:19:24,430 Oh, gross. 210 00:19:29,570 --> 00:19:30,790 Come on, Cody. 211 00:19:31,290 --> 00:19:33,930 Barbara and Dakota are waiting for us to take them ice skating. 212 00:19:35,090 --> 00:19:36,270 Nice makeup, Mom. 213 00:19:37,810 --> 00:19:40,170 This is an Amazon mud mask. 214 00:19:40,510 --> 00:19:43,830 According to Travis, it's... and keeping tribal women wrinkle -free for 215 00:19:43,830 --> 00:19:44,830 centuries. 216 00:19:45,390 --> 00:19:46,390 And single. 217 00:19:52,610 --> 00:19:54,050 Hiya, guys. You ready to bowl? 218 00:19:54,410 --> 00:19:55,410 Hi, Miss Martin. 219 00:19:55,550 --> 00:19:56,550 Hi, sweetie. 220 00:19:57,530 --> 00:19:58,710 Gee, Travis. 221 00:19:59,610 --> 00:20:02,070 You know, I feel really bad, but... 222 00:20:20,080 --> 00:20:21,080 Yes, Miss Martin. 223 00:20:21,120 --> 00:20:22,120 See ya. 224 00:20:24,040 --> 00:20:30,520 After everything Travis did for you two, you should be ashamed of yourselves. 225 00:20:31,240 --> 00:20:34,680 If I could move my face underneath this mask, I would be so frowning at you. 226 00:20:42,600 --> 00:20:43,600 Travis, 227 00:20:43,780 --> 00:20:45,120 so glad you're still here. 228 00:20:45,380 --> 00:20:48,760 Look, we changed our minds. We want to go bowling with you. It was my idea. 229 00:20:49,100 --> 00:20:50,620 was against it, but you know, I talked him into it. 230 00:20:51,980 --> 00:20:54,760 Gee, guys, sorry, but I made other plans. 231 00:20:55,520 --> 00:20:56,560 Okay, we're ready. 232 00:20:57,380 --> 00:20:59,160 But those are our girls. 233 00:20:59,500 --> 00:21:05,300 Well, as the Tibetan Sherpas say, when you meet on a narrow mountain path, move 234 00:21:05,300 --> 00:21:06,300 over. 235 00:21:08,880 --> 00:21:11,200 But Dakota, don't let Dakota meet. 236 00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:14,660 How could you stand up this sweet, adorable little kid? 237 00:21:47,340 --> 00:21:48,640 I'm 300 years old. 238 00:21:49,940 --> 00:21:51,220 I like Van Gogh. 239 00:21:51,500 --> 00:21:52,600 I knew Van Gogh. 240 00:21:53,980 --> 00:21:55,960 You are so funny. So are you. 241 00:21:56,240 --> 00:21:58,700 I hope you don't mind my asking, but are you single? 242 00:21:59,280 --> 00:22:05,120 Oh, David, I am so flattered, but my mom doesn't let me go out with anyone older 243 00:22:05,120 --> 00:22:05,959 than me. 244 00:22:05,960 --> 00:22:07,080 Neither does my mom. 245 00:22:07,980 --> 00:22:09,660 I was asking for my grandson. 246 00:22:10,120 --> 00:22:12,820 He's exactly like me, except his hips are original. 247 00:22:14,020 --> 00:22:16,240 Are you ready, Grandpa? We're going to be late for the Vivaldi. 248 00:22:17,950 --> 00:22:18,950 Hello. David? 249 00:22:19,790 --> 00:22:20,790 No, it's Jeffrey. 250 00:22:21,610 --> 00:22:22,870 Oh, right. Sorry. 251 00:22:23,530 --> 00:22:26,170 It just somehow seems like we met before. 252 00:22:26,450 --> 00:22:28,210 He just broke up with his girlfriend. 253 00:22:28,490 --> 00:22:29,650 Oh, what a shame. My name is Maddie. 254 00:22:31,830 --> 00:22:33,150 Do you believe in fairy tales? 255 00:22:33,550 --> 00:22:34,550 Not so fast. 256 00:22:34,850 --> 00:22:36,170 This ramp is uphill. 17745