All language subtitles for The Suite Life of Zack and Cody s03e17 Foiled Again

Hi, I'm Coles Rouse, and you're watching
Disney Channel.

We would be delighted to host Scooter's
birthday party.

Yes, we can provide a clown.

Play hide -and -seek.

Oh, Scooter's 104.

Well, then we won't make him seek.

Mm -hmm, right.

Yes, very well then, tomorrow.

This never has a good answer, but what
are you doing?

Our science project.

Zach and I have to find and identify
microbes in our home environment.

That's right, so let the boy do our
work.

Maybe you should work on leaving.

I have a very important hotel guest
coming. Who is it? The president of the

Pocket Panky Association?

No.

And it's not an association.

It's a club.

Coming through.

Whoa!

Do you know who you are?

Tony Hawk?

Yes.

Good, because that's the name I made the
reservation under.

Give me some space.

Are you going to do another cool trick?

No, I have to sneeze.

Here, use my schnozzola 2000.

Awesome. We can use your snot for our
project.

No, no, no. That's a waste. It's a
celebrity snot. We can sell it on the

Internet.

Okay, but I'm not signing it.

for me to take a private fencing class
for my P .E. credit.

I don't like poor girls sweating on me.

Well, this poor girl doesn't want to
bleed on you.

But get that thing away from me.

But I need a fencing partner to stick.

Okay, call me wacky, but I have no
desire to be around you and sharp

Ready to start your lesson?

your choice. Shall I try a new recipe
for liver or order pizza?

Pizza. I'll order.

You know, I was reading my textbook last
night. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

You were reading a textbook?

I'm so proud.

No, no, not you. Although if you get
that pizza, you're in under 30 minutes.

We'll talk.

Did you know that there are more germs
on a telephone?

They're getting you from both ends.

Oh, and you don't even want to know
about your pillow.

What? What about my pillow?

It has a million...

The most important thing in fencing is
the grip.

Hold it as you would hold the hand of a
lover.

Good, but I meant with the foil.

Help me.

Your hands are so strong.

Now, today, Diego will teach you the
very...

in common.

My name is London, which has a big lock,
and you're wearing a watch.

Oh, that reminds me.

Diego was late for his acupuncture
appointment.

Acupuncture? Yes.

He sticks me, I stick him back.

Because I'm going to date him. Too late.
We're going to get married, buy a big

villa, and live in Acapella.

People sing Acapella. He lives in
Acapulco.

That's what my sweater's made out of.
That's alpaca.

Okay, look, I think in the interest of
our friendship, neither of us should

him. You're right. You shouldn't date
him because you're my friend. And I

date him because you're my friend.

No, no, no, no, no.

Let me say this slowly.

Neither one of us dates him.

Got it.

Neither one of us dates him. Except for
me.

Are you doing this on purpose?

Doing what?

Completely ignoring everything I'm
saying. Doing what?

Okay,

I'm going to say it one more time. You
don't date him. I don't date him. He

doesn't date you. He doesn't date me.
Both Leonard and Maddie don't date

Diego doesn't date Leonard and Maddie.
Neither one of us date Diego.

I got it. I mean, what do you think I
am? Stupid? Ow!

I'm sure your father will be very...

with the food you choose for his
birthday party.

Well, it does have to be special. After
all, he is Boston's oldest citizen.

Yes, at 104, I guess his last big
celebration was the Boston Tea Party.

Chef Paolo, you must now try my most
delightful creation.

I call it Chef Paolo's most delightful
creation.

Oh, that sauce is incredible.

If you don't mind my asking, what's in
it? Tomato, zucchini, green pepper,

onion, garlic, chive, black pepper, red
wine vinegar, olive oil, virgin olive

oil, extra virgin olive oil, olive oil
with the questionable past, lemon juice,

dill weed, celery seed, mustard seed,
mustard flower, honey, sugar, and a

secret something for taste.

Oh, um, would you mind repeating that?
I'm...

I'm having guests over later. Certainly.

Tomato, zucchini, green... Say pepper
and your life is over.

It's me.

Why is this boy wearing a mask and
gloves?

It's the fashion.

You know, it's like sideways caps and
baggy pants. Well, now it's gloves and

surgical masks.

You know, it's hip.

No, it's not.

He's just afraid of germs.

The only germs in my hotel are you two.

Well, we'll find out. We're on our way
to the kitchen to look for samples right

now. Oh, bacteria and other gross stuff.

My kitchen isn't the cleanest in all of
Boston. You could eat off of the floor.

Although people seem to prefer a plate.

Maddie, ready for our lesson?

Yeah, and I've been practicing.

Oh!

I am defenseless against your candy
sword.

Diego must confess, he enjoys spending
much time with you.

Really?

Immensely much.

Really?

Really.

Well, you know, maybe we could... No.

No, I can't.

Can't what?

Let's just not tell Lennon, okay? My
lips are sealed.

Say seven -ish?

Seven -ish.

Your accent is so cute.

Hey, Diego.

Did Maddie leave?

Yes. Good. Let's go out.

Ten -ish?

Great. But don't tell Maddie.

Oh, you have my word.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I must go to
the little fence.

Never said that before.

I'll help as soon as I'm done washing my
hands. Cody, enough.

You started washing them a half an hour
ago. You're not going to have any skin

left. Okay, I'm done.

No one touched me.

How about we don't talk to you either?

Hey, you've got your quirks too, Zach.
Like never washing your hands.

Well, I will after touching this gunk we
got from Chef Paolo's kitchen. It makes

me want to puke.

So cool.

Oh, that was scary.

I'm a sucker for a big stuffed animal.

It's just what I thought.

The swab we took from the hotel kitchen
is black mold.

Black mold?

That's one of the worst kinds.

Especially if inhaled.

I'm taking a shower and I'm never coming
out.

Honey, you can't do that.

You have to learn to deal with your
fear.

Like I did when I found out I was having
twins.

over a campfire.

This happens to be a hermetically sealed
suit. It keeps all germs out, including

black mold.

Unfortunately, it also keeps all odors
in, so no beans with dinner.

Man, I gotta tell everybody about this.

Oh, you're right. Mr. Mosby needs to
know about the black mold. No, I meant

stupid Cody looks.

But I guess I can mention the mold.

want you shopping for clothes by
yourself.

Don't you remember Halloween 2005?

I went as the fat ghost.

A few minor adjustments, a fishbowl, and
voila.

You are going to take that off, though,
right?

Never.

Okay.

Cody, think about this. If you stay in
there, your science grade is going to

depend on Zach's homework.

No, it won't.

I can do anything in this suit that I
could do before.

of my siblings.

Hey, isn't that Diego's handkerchief?

What makes you think that?

The big D.

That stands for this is my handkerchief.

Liar. Diego had it last night at dinner.

Okay, maybe he did.

Wait, how do you know that?

Uh, I read it in Mosby's handkerchief
magazine.

you wouldn't date him. So did you. Yeah,
but I lie all the time. Whereas you're

honest. Or at least you used to be. How
can you live with yourself?

How can you date my boyfriend?

Diego's in love with me.

He told me the sun rises just to see me.
Well, he told me I outshine the moon

and the stars.

Well, he told me that in the forest the
trees whisper my name.

Yeah, they whisper, have you seen that
pasty -faced beanpole Maddie

Then we'll duel for Diego.

I'm guarding.

It's a guard.

Wow. Diego is impressed with how far the
students have come.

Impressed and almost headless. Where are
you going? Made. Sorry.

Diego will join you.

This is written now, so are you sure you
want your father's dinner served at

three? Seems a little early.

Yes, but he is 104.

We don't want to take a chance and wait
till six.

Good point.

Uh, Mr. Mosby? I need to speak with you.

Privately. Why don't you have your
mother write me a check for whatever you

broke, and we'll call it a day.

No, actually, it's about the kitchen.

I found something bad in there.

Kids these days. Bad means good.

for a second. Excuse us.

Define bad.

Well, I think it's black mold.

Black mold.

Did you hear that? Black gold.

Yes, we struck oil.

We're rich.

It's all right. I'll take the next one.

The sound I just made scared even me.

I guess now is not the best time to tell
you that the newspaper is here to cover

the old man's apology.

Ouch!

Okay, that sound scared me even more
than my sound.

Oh, this is a nightmare.

Well, on the bright side, I'm probably
going to get an A in science.

What? We can't be happy for Zach?

No one must find out about the black
mold.

Try again.

Why don't we just rest a while?

The kitchen has black mold?

The chicken has a bad cold.

No.

perfectly logical explanation as to why
there would be black mold in our

kitchen. Oh.

Anyone?

Uh, black mold's the name of my band.

Rock on!

Rock on!

People, I assure you, there's absolutely
no danger in this hotel.

Mr. Mosby, I need to speak with you
right away.

Oh, why is that marshmallow talking?

I've got some good news.

You're going to be in the Thanksgiving
Day Parade.

actually a harmless variety, commonly
found in aged cheese.

You know what? I must have looked at the
wrong picture. And now that you mention

it, I did swab some blue cheese.

Oh, well, no harm, no foul, eh, buddy?

No harm, no foul.

Because of your stupid project, I nearly
shut down this hotel.

Hey, this is the first time that Zach
has displayed any interest in science.

prefer you not yell at him.

My bad.

Ladies and gentlemen, it was a false
alarm.

Sorry for the scare.

There's a bear?

Okay, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no. There's no bear and there's no mold.

Look, the Tipton Hotel is an elegant
oasis, free of any kind of danger.

I just sit in the garage.

Well, Mr.

Sports Car, you're about to get dead in
your bumper.

cute guy we both like, let's handle it
the mature way.

Rock, paper, scissors.

Works for me.

Do the rock.

It's all yours.

and the dust mites and... Honey, you're
overreacting.

No, I'm not.

You're inside a fishbowl.

Mom, don't tap the glass. It freaks me
out.

Well, you're freaking me out.

Look, I know there's a lot of scary
things in the world, but you can't live

life in a bubble.

Well, maybe you can't, but I'm perfectly
comfy.

All right. I'm not going to force you
out of the suit, mostly because I can't

find the zipper.

But I want you to think...

I'm going skating. You want to come?

Duh!

Unless your brother would rather go deep
sea diving.

Oh, yeah, I'm sorry. Cody can't go.

Why not?

Sweetie, do you have any idea how many
terms there are in a skate park?

Who cares?

I'm going skating with Tony Hawk.

Take the goldfish out of the coffee pot
and put them back in this.

Dad, where are you going?

I'm going skateboarding with Tony Hawk.

I want to feel the wind whistle through
my scalp.