All language subtitles for The Suite Life of Zack and Cody s03e15 A Tale of Two Houses

So, Addie, what do you think?

Mmm, the strawberry smoothie is
delicious.

You, uh, you got a smoothie stash. Oh.
Hey, don't worry about it.

I got it.

Mom in the room!

Wow, hey.

Oh, hey, look at the time. You're going
to be late for your show.

Oh, thank you for your concern, but my
show isn't for another 30 minutes, and I

have a 30 -second commute.

Could be traffic in the elevator. You
know how I would always bottleneck at

18th floor.

Nice try, but you know the rule.

Don't blow my nose in the dish towel?

No, no, the other rule.

No, the one that you can't have a girl
here unless there's a grown -up in here.

Oh, don't worry about it.

Thanks. I had a great time.

I did, too.

It's just fabulous. Are you trying to
ruin my life?

It's my job.

Hey, Cody, I thought you had a date. Oh,
I did. But Barbara's Mollet Club is

looking for snail slime tomorrow, and
you've got to get up early for that.

My girlfriend's a model.

You're dating a model?

It may look like I don't get it, but
trust me, I got it.

Hard to argue with that.

and I'll walk you down.

So how'd it go with Abby?

Lousy. I mean, I never get time alone
with her.

Dating at 14 stinks.

I'm not a kid anymore.

I'm a man. A mature adult.

Hey, guys!

Daddy!

I don't remember having you.

I'm Mark. My dad's on a business trip
for three months.

In that case, go ahead.

my village. He's the hot dog man.

Oh, that's very nice. Oh!

And a hugger.

Esteban, I have great news.

There has been a peaceful change of
government in our country, and your

is back in power.

You mean my grandfather, Geraldo Juan
Carlos Diego, Pepe, Bobby Verón, Lupe,

Alberto, Esteban, Julio, Ricardo,
Montoya, De Rosa, Ramirez, has taken the

throne again?

No, the other one. Oh, you mean Fred?
Sí. Oh! And sitting by his side is his

faithful queen.

Candy!

Bank accounts have been unfrozen. You
are rich.

Rich enough to buy my pet chicken dully
a new coop? A solid gold coop with a

doorman. Oh, that's rich.

Oh, joy, oh, joy.

Now,

Esteban, I'm

happy for you.

What is the first thing you're going to
do? Oh, I'm going to buy a hot dog with

everything on it.

Everything?

Why not?

I am rich now, no?

Si. Is that all you want, a hot dog?

No.

I want you to take these bags. Why?

Because I quit.

So, the producer of this rock musical

calls me and offers me the leading role
in Loza, King of the Vikings.

It's a great show. In the second act, we
invade the audience.

Are there health benefits?

I think so, yeah.

Kurt, I'm so happy for you.

Thanks. Oh, and I just got an apartment.
It's a couple blocks away, and it has

two bedrooms.

Then we can sleep over.

Yeah.

Oh, well, that is if it's okay with your
mom. Yeah.

Sure, he's incompetent. You can barely
understand a word he says.

His best friend's a chicken.

Where was I?

Look, I didn't fire him. He quit.

My family's back in power. I am wealthy
beyond my wildest dreams.

Me too.

Isn't it great?

So far, it's been a good day.

The first thing you should do is go
shopping.

What are you going to buy first? A limo,
a helicopter, or a yacht?

The best thing for Esteban to do is to
keep that money in the bank. Save it for

a rainy day.

That is a good point.

helicopter to someplace dry.

Ooh, that is a good point, too.

I'm going to go to my apartment and
think about this.

You can't stay at that ratty little
place.

How did you know I have a ratty little
place?

Well, compared to me, everyone has a
ratty little place.

Idea. You should move into the Tipton.
Oh, now, Esteban, that would be very

expensive. Oh, really?

How much would it be if I... Rich people
never act how much. All right.

I'll take a nice room.

With a view.

Well done.

I'm going to teach you all my smarticles
on how to be rich.

We can be B -S -S -W -H -L -A -G -S -A
-L.

Huh?

Best friends forever who have lunch and
go shopping a lot.

Oh,

Mousy, be a deer and take these to S.
Bond's room.

Mousy, be a moose and take these to
mine.

Yeah!

Only 26 more years to retirement.

mom's cooking, you forget that roast
chicken shouldn't still have feathers on

it.

Oh, come on, guys. Your mom isn't that
bad a cook.

Oh. What's the matter?

Oh, I forgot the key to my apartment.

Oh, that's okay.

Because I stashed an extra key right
here, just in case.

Okay, guys. It's a school night, so I
guess you should do your homework.

lets us watch Russell's smack -a -thon.

Well, that's odd.

Because on the don't list, don't let
them convince you I

let them watch Russell's smack -a -thon
before doing their homework.

Well, why can't we hang out with you on
Fridays or Saturdays when we don't have

to do homework?

Oh, I'm sorry, guys. Look, on those
nights, I'm Lothar, the Viking, singing

dancing and...

Hoping my fur pants don't fall off
again.

Look, I leave here at four o 'clock, and
I don't get back here until after

midnight. You mean there's no one here
for all that time?

No, why do you ask?

Well, you know, because your cat must
get lonely.

I don't have a cat.

It's a good thing, then.

Mr.

Murphy looks so busy.

Okay. Rule number one, when you're rich,
it's Mosby, not Mr.

Mosby. Rule number two, letting people
know you have high standards is a part

being rich.

Sigh. Sigh? See. So, see what he says.

Okay.

Mosby!

I want to tell you something about my
lunch.

You mean that it's still stuck in your
teeth?

Huh? No.

I just wanted to say that...

It was delicious.

Except... The noodles roaming off.

I mean, the noodles were fine, but the
flavor kept roaming off.

I'll tell our chef forthwith.

What? You fired Chef Palo and hired
someone named Forthwith?

No.

Forthwith is presently.

Well, I don't care if his name is
presently or Forthwith. Tell them both

it.

Well, you got the address, Abby?

I promise it's my condo. How did you get
your own condo? Well, you know, I

bought it a couple years ago with the
money I got from my hit record, Rappin'

Zack. Never heard of it.

It was really big in Japan.

Japan? Yeah, they call me Zaki -san.

Okay.

Bye, Abby. Bye.

Ooh, you look nice.

Thank you.

Abby and I are...

to see a movie with lots of other
people.

Okay, well, I'll just spend a nice night
with your brother.

Well, I'm out of here.

Oh, you have a date with Barbara?

Yeah, we're going to the planetarium.

Tonight's debate, Pluto, planet or just
space?

got to get me a boyfriend.

Hey, Barbara, meet me at the condo.

Esteban, are you sure you want to do
this? Do not question me. I am the

customer, and what I say goes.

That's right, Esteban.

I've taught him well.

So, what did you ask for? Your sweets.

Nicer than mine.

And Dudley loves it.

Except for the hot tub. It makes him
feel like chicken soup.

Daddy will never allow it. Oh, Daddy
did.

He said Esteban's offer was too high to
refuse.

Ah, remember rule number 13.

See it, like it, buy it.

Ooh, that is a good rule.

That'll teach me to share my smarticles.

We. All right, let's see. We got jelly
beans, cherry

sodas, and cheese product in a can.

All the ingredients of romance.

I wonder if Dad has any cologne.

Low fat.

Crackers. Low sodium.

And chocolate cake.

Low nothing.

Room freshener. Forest pine.

All the ingredients of romance.

These flowers need a bake.

You look beautiful.

You look nice too, Cody.

Come in, please.

I have to tell you, I'm a little
nervous.

I've never been alone with a boy in an
apartment before.

Barbara, you have nothing to fear from
the man who only seeks to adore you.

Oh, that's so sweet.

And if you try to go too far, I have a
black belt in karate and can snap your

arm like a twig.

And I'm making your favorite tea,
oolong.

Uh -huh.

Hi, Jackie -san.

What are you talking about?

Oh, the record.

Your place is awesome.

Does it come with a little girl's room?
Oh, yeah, right down the hallway and to

the right.

I'll pick out some music for it.

What?

Want some company, baby?

What is he doing here? It's his
apartment. That's what he's doing here.

apartment? This is Cody's apartment.

He bought it with the money he made from
his solar power vacuum.

So we share the place.

Except for tonight when I'm using it.
Well, I'm not going to go.

Sure, this place is big enough for the
four of us.

Welcome to Shangri -La, my Amazon guy.

Mark?

What are you doing here? I heard you
talking about the key in the plant.

And Cassandra and I wanted a place to
talk.

But we're talking here.

Esteban, Esteban, please, please, please
give me my sweet back.

I'm sorry, muchacha.

Rich people never give anything back.

Can I tell us I gave you?

Oh, of course.

That's why rich people never give
anything back.

You seem tense.

Would you like to go ride in my limo? It
has a volleyball court.

I'm afraid you can't do that, Esteban.
There's a problem.

What? The net is not up?

No, the bank was here. They took your
limousine.

What? Can't they go play volleyball
somewhere else?

Esteban, they repossessed it.

They also took your yacht, your jet,
your sports car, your solid gold toilet

that plays Moon River when you... use
it.

Oh, this is a disaster!

They can't do this to me!

Well, actually, they can. Your country's
had another change in government, and

your family has been removed from power.

Oh, Dios mio!

You must have saved some money.

Oh, yes, I did.

I saved about $10 million.

Oh, that's good!

Except for in this country.

It's worth about a buck forty.

Wait, Exelon's poor again?

But how can that be?

Well, he had money. Uh -huh. Now he
doesn't.

Oh.

What a shame.

I get my sweet back. Laugh, laugh,
laugh, laugh, laugh.

That is mean.

Rule number one.

Lock the bar.

Oh, Mr. Mosby, I should have listened to
you.

Instead of miss spin now, save never.

It's times like these that show a man's
true character. Yes, you're right.

I must show that I am strong, that I am
in control.

I want that money!

Okay, all right.

What is that, ten times in a row?

Eleven, by my count.

apartment uh because we ordered german
takeout first of all

vikings are from scandinavia and
secondly i'm their father

your dad is a viking

dad what are you doing here it's
intermission

and i forgot my fur pelt but more
importantly what are you all doing in my

apartment

I am due to invade Nova Scotia in five
minutes.

Come here.

You, get over here.

Sneaking girls in here without
permission is totally inappropriate.

Well, now that you're here, can we have
your permission?

Sure. Come on, knock yourselves out.

Are you kidding?

This party is over.

You boys are so beyond grounded.

I'm going to spend the entire second act
thinking of punishments that a Viking

would find cruel.

Okay, but please, please, please just
don't tell Mom.

Tell Mom what?

About how we're out here playing spin
the bottle.

Let me guess, you didn't meet her at a
library.

Carrie, what are you doing here?

I came here to pick up the boys' hockey
uniforms, and I walk in on a kissing

party hosted by a Viking.

No, I... I knew I shouldn't have trusted
you.

It's not Dad's fault.

Yeah, he didn't know we were here.

He just came back for his fur pelt, and
he already read us the riot act, so you

don't have to.

Really?

Well, did you mention how inappropriate
and how they'd be grounded? Yeah.

And that you were going to call the
girls mothers?

Only if they're single.

Little Nordic humor.

You're a good daddy, Lothar.

Well, thank you.

I'm glad that you see that I take my
fatherly responsibilities very

Oh, I gotta run. I got a village to
pillage.

Come on, girls. I'll take you home.
Boys, you are in such trouble.

And that is just my underwear.

Hector, the hot dog man? Not anymore.

Now it is Hector, wealthy man of
leisure.

How could this have happened?

Well, back in our country, when they
kicked your family out, they kicked my

family in.

I am so happy. I am sorry, but I do not
hug poor people.

It is on the list that London gave me.
Come on, Hector. Let's go island

shopping. There's a lovely string of
them near Jamaica.