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my science project.
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The guy I used to use is all stuck up
now that he won the Nobel Prize.
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The Nobel Prize winner tutored you?
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Nope. He just did the research and the
writing.
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Sorry, London. I can't help you. I have
a report due on Moby Dick.
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I'll pay you.
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The whale can wait.
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Great. I'll see you in my suite later,
study buddy.
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I'll be there, money honey.
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And no fair.
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It's project two, and I can't afford to
hire a nerd.
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We nerds prefer educational consultants.
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I thought you said you were great in
science. I am, but I really want to get
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A, so I'm building a Tesla coil.
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Ooh, challenging.
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But I'm all booked up.
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Really?
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You like listening to all that classical
junk, right?
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If by junk you mean the music of
Beethoven, Mozart, and Bach, then yes.
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Look, if you help me, I could get my
hands on Uncle Marion's symphony tickets
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hear Yo -Yo Mama.
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You mean Yo -Yo Ma?
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Whatever.
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I'm your nerd.
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Singing contract is up, so here is the
renewal. Now, for your convenience, I
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have flagged where you need to sign.
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You signature at the red ones and then
initial at the yellow ones. What about
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that green one? The green one? Oh, it's
a little lettuce from my lunch.
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There you are. Don't I need to read it
first?
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No, that's the beauty of the flags.
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And nothing in your head.
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I'm sure there's a reasonable
explanation.
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Nope.
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Leave it.
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Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm
negotiating my contract with Mr. Mosby.
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negotiating. We're signing.
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a three -year guarantee?
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I don't see that in here.
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How about yearly wages tied to
performance?
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Good. Oh, you're outside the flags!
Outside the flags!
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And I demand a new filter for that
spotlight.
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Somebody's not getting any younger.
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That's right.
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About the lighting, not about the
getting older part.
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Zach, this discussion is not for
children.
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Actually,
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this child...
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the point.
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I think I'm going to review this more
carefully.
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Carrie, are you going to take Zach's
advice?
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I know you don't believe this, but Zach
can be pretty sharp.
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Check it out.
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I'm a gummy mummy.
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Oh, hi, Cody.
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So, are you done with my project yet?
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You're paying me to help?
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not do the work for you. Oh, I get it.
You want more money.
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London, there isn't enough money in the
world to make me do your homework for
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you. Maybe not in your world, but in my
world, I have enough money to buy your
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world.
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Forget it. Let's just focus here.
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Do you have an experiment in mind?
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Okay.
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How about you conduct an experiment that
demonstrates the principles of gene
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splicing? Oh, I can do that.
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buy my jeans with holes already in them,
but I can slice them myself.
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Oh, it's like talking to a potato.
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We'll make a potato clock.
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Why would a potato need to tell time?
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Oh, I got it. So it knows when it's
done.
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No, the potato will power the clock.
See, by using copper and zinc, you
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chemical reaction between the two
metals, converting the potential energy
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inherent within the vegetable into an
electrical current.
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Potato make TikTok.
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Oh, yay!
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Cody, smart, smart!
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No, no, no, no, no. You cannot be
serious.
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These percentages don't even keep pace
with the cost of living.
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Why can't you do your math homework this
easily?
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Please, Mom, those are all make -believe
numbers. This is the real stuff.
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Noah, you deserve a raise.
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It's more vacation time. A sweet two
-bedroom.
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I want that.
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Finally, I can have my own bedroom.
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Well, actually, I was thinking one for
me and one for Cody, but you could bunk
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with Cody.
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I smell ink drying.
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I hope that means something has been
signed.
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I'm excited to celebrate.
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We'll drink that apple bubbly when you
make us a real offer.
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Okay, okay.
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Maybe there are a few perks I could
throw your way.
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How about I bump up your wardrobe budget
10 %? And I'll let you keep the outfits
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for, you know, dates.
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Should you ever get one.
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I'll take that.
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Under consideration, and we'll get back
to you.
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free clothes.
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Please, just ruin your bone.
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Look, let me negotiate.
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Not only will you get free clothes, the
pockets will be stuffed with money.
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Minus my 10 % commission, of course.
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I don't know, Zach. I don't think I
could let a 14 -year -old negotiate my
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Oh, Mom, what do you got to lose? If I
get you more, great. If not, you would
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always sign Mosby's deal.
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Well, you do make some good points.
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And it would drive Mr. Mosby bonkers.
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Which could work for us.
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Okay, Zach, you are now my agent.
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Great! Let's do lunch.
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No, really, Mommy, I'm hungry.
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Make me a sandwich?
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All right. For a Tesla coil to work, we
need to create an electrical field that
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can power a light bulb without it being
attached to any wires.
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Yeah, yeah, less yapping, more coiling.
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Turned it into a potato hat.
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Do you think this will get an A?
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Not unless you're wearing sour cream
gloves and a bacon scarf.
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You need to come and help me. Fine.
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Hey, he's helping me.
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That's right, I was helping her.
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Not anymore.
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Give me back my nerd. It's my nerd.
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No.
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Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
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Let's not break the nerd.
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We tend not to be that well muscled.
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Ready to put this contract to bed?
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Please address me, not my client.
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Carrie, are you serious?
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Molly, talk me into it. If he could do
that, I figured he must be a good agent.
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Great, small talk's over. Let's tango.
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Now, since my client started working
here, business in your lounge has gone
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through the roof.
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Okay, I do acknowledge there have been a
few more people. A few?
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It's been a stampede.
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And after every show, people give her a
standing ovation.
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They're getting up to go home.
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Well, they never would have come in
without the glamour puss up there
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her goodies.
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Shaking my goodies?
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Bubby, please, you sing, I talk.
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The tourists come for the hotel, not for
some so -called glamour puss.
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So -called?
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Look, sweetheart, this is nothing
personal, but just leave this to the
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professionals and get yourself a candy
bar, but just one. We don't want your
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goodies to go bad.
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That makes a great point.
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About my goodies? You should leave this
for the professionals.
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But I... Well, I'm glad you understand
our position.
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I do.
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Oh, how'd it go?
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Where'd you get me?
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Well, more vacation time.
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How many weeks a year? 52.
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That's all of them. Yep, you quit.
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I quit? Don't worry, it's just a
negotiating ploy.
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Don't look back.
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I want to... Don't look back.
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You looked back, didn't you?
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A little.
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Cody?
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London? This is too hard.
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It's two wires, a potato, and a clock.
How much easier could it be?
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A lot, if you do it.
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your book report for you.
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Seriously, finish the clock.
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Fine, I'll finish it. It's the only way
I'm going to get my book report done.
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Thank you.
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Cody, I connected the HV capacitor to
the transformer, like you said, and
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nothing happened.
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I get more electricity dragging my feet
on the carpet.
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to back off so Cody can help me finish
my project.
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Well, he's doing my project.
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I'm paying him.
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So? I'm giving him Yo Mama tickets.
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Well, Cody's been my friend for years.
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Oh, yeah? Well, what's his last name?
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Oh, Cody... Cody... Martin.
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No, I'm pretty sure it's Cody.
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See? That's why you should help me. She
doesn't even know your last name.
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I'll play Cody all the last names you
want.
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Martin. Fine. I'll play...
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last things he wants.
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Forget it.
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I have a book report I need to do.
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I want no part of any of this. London,
keep your money. Nia, keep your mama
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tickets.
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I'm out of here.
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Martin, wait!
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Great. Now what are we gonna do?
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Look, if you help me, I'll help you. I
mean, how hard can this really be?
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Wait, which wire was mine?
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What difference does it make?
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What should I do with this?
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I don't know. Just connect it to
something.
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Whoa.
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That's pretty cool.
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See that? We didn't need Martin.
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Hey.
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French fries.
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And they're crispy.
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Nope, too busy.
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Can't play hockey tonight, okay?
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All right.
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Zach, I'm really worried. It's been two
days and Mosby still hasn't offered me
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my job back.
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In fact, he started referring to me as
the guest in 2330.
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What's Mr. Mosby going to do, hire
another act?
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Excuse me, do you know where the cabaret
auditions are?
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Auditions?
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Never mind.
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on long enough. I'm going to find Mosby
and sign that original contract. No, no,
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no. Can't you see? This is all a show.
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He's not going to hire any of these no
-talent losers.
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No offense.
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Especially you.
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Here's my card.
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Just don't call on a school night.
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Well, I'm looking for an agent.
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You see, they're coming to me now.
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on my Moby Dick book report.
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I got a name Minus.
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Oh, that's not so bad.
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Hello, Minus.
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I hope you girls are happy.
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We are, because you made us do the
project on our own.
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Separately, but together, they made
french fries.
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And one of Daddy's investors thinks we
can sell them and make a fortune.
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It'll be my first.
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So, I guess we did good work together.
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What's my cut?
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You said you wanted no part of this.
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Yeah, you taught us to keep our money,
so we will.
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before I wind up doing early bird dinner
theater in Fort Lauderdale.
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It is caving time.
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Relax. Good things come to those who
wait.
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Carrie, a word?
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You see?
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I am so sorry I didn't get back to you
earlier. I've been so busy auditioning
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other acts.
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Just in case we couldn't reach an
agreement. Oh, oh, we'll be able to
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agreement. Excuse me, Miss Martin. My
name is Kelly Emmett, and I'm the
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entertainment director for the Glitz
Carlton Hotel. I saw your early show,
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think you'd be the perfect headliner for
our main room.
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Well, I believe I had the floor.
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Now, in the interest of closing this
deal, I'm willing to offer you an extra
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week vacation and a 5 % raise.
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Really? Ha!
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We at the Glitz are willing to offer you
a two weeks vacation and a 20 % raise.
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Shh!
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Care to counter?
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Okay. I guess I could scrape together
22%. That's if I replace Norman the
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doorman with a wedge of wood.
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We'll double your salary and give you a
three -bedroom suite and one -month
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vacation per year.
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Shut up!
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Mr. Mosby, your turn. I'll take it. Take
it. Take it. But, Mr. Mosby, you...
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Jack, I can't compete with that.
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I guess I'm going to have to go with the
other act. He's a comedian.
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Does the whole thing on airline food. It
is hilarious.
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Because of the...
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Gary, we're going to miss you.
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Mom, what have you done?
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I just accepted a great job offer and we
all get our own bedrooms.
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Thank you, Mr. Emmett. Thank you.
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That was odd.
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Sorry. Guess I forgot to lose that when
I took off my clown suit.
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Please tell me you didn't do something
that's going to make me wish Cody was an
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only child.
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He's not really from the glitz.
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He's my client Bubbles.
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Bubbles.
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Oh, yeah, I recognize the horn.
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He was just supposed to get Mr. Mosby to
offer you more.
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Did you ever think about, I don't know,
letting me in on the plan?
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You would have said no.
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And wouldn't that have been a shame?
considering how well everything went.
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Well, I thought I did good.
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Shut up.
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Now, if you two clowns will excuse me,
I'm gonna go beg for my job back.
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Well, it helps if you cry.
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we'd like to introduce to you our
brilliant new comedian.
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You'll laugh till you plot.
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Buddy King.
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Buddy, come on up.
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Hey, hey, how you doing, everybody?
Great to be here. Hey, don't you love
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Tipton? I tell you, it's great to be
working in a high -class cabaret. Last
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week, I worked in a place that was such
a dump, they had a sign on the door that
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said, sorry, we're open.
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How did I want to take you up on your
last offer? You have?
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Oh, Carrie, look, the Glitz made you a
fabulous offer. I mean, you'd be a fool
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not to take it. And call me a fool.
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As your friend, I can't let you do this.
Yes, you can. No, I can't. Yes, you
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can. No, I can't. We love the Tipton and
everyone in it. Oh, that is so sweet.
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Especially you.
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There was no other job offer, was there?
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No. The guy from the Glitz is a clown,
my son is a goof, and I'm ready to work.
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Oh, really?
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Well, Carrie, I would love... I'd love
to hire you back, but you were asking
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way too much.
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You're getting snooker fingers in my
ears.
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Okay, fine.
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Forget the raise.
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I'll settle for the wardrobe budget.
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No, no, no. Not so fast. I made that
offer before I found Buddy. He comes
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his own clothes and no children.
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Besides, he's a big hit. I mean, he
really connects with the audience. Last
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I was on a plane. They served me broken
like a lamb.
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That's not funny.
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What'd you say?
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I said that's not funny. And you stink.
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Hey, listen, pal.
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Nobody heckles Buddy King.
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I just did.
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Oh, yeah?
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Well, how do you like this punchline?
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Oh, dear.
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You're right.
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He is a hit.
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You really connected with that...
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I'll give you the wardrobe budget.
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You want a piece of me too, Toots?
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And an extra week vacation.
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Okay, I'm done.
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You've been a great crowd.
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You can buy my DVD in the lobby.
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Mom, great news.
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I got you a job.
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How do you feel about working with
monkeys?
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I've got some news for you too. I got my
old job back and you're fired.
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Well, as your agent or your son?
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As my agent.
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That was a smart career move.
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Hey, Mr. Mosby.
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That was a well -fought battle, and I
hope there are no hard feelings.
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By the way, just in case the Czech
singer doesn't work out, I got this
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clown act.
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Okay, now you're fired as my son, too.
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but who has the time?
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I don't. I usually have to pay those
crazy drive -thru prices.
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have delicious fries.
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Hurry! They're selling like hotcakes.
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Don't you mean hot potatoes?
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Seriously, call.
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