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Dude, this statue of London is freaking me out.

Its eyes, they follow you everywhere.

As opposed to the real London, whose eyes just stare blankly into space.

Come on, let's go, let's go.

London's paying us to dog sit, not dog brush.

I have to brush Ivana 150 times.

133. I'm not good enough.

What's Ivana going to do? Call London and Scotland and complain?

Hello? Ivana?

Hello?

135, 136. You know what? This is stupid.

No dog wants to be pampered like this. Right, Ivana?

Madam, your fillet tidbits and your sheep hoof.

Yvonne is a dog, and dogs love to fetch.

Yvonne! Yvonne! Yvonne!

Fetch!

Uh -oh!

You busted London's bust!

You think she'll notice?

Oh, we are so in trouble.

What do you mean, we?

Hey, you were here. You're an accessory.

You're an idiot.

fixed before someone tells London.

We need a new microphone for the lounge.

Oh, pish posh. There's nothing wrong with this one.

I'll see what I can do.

But first I have to check in the mellow notes.

Hello. Hello.

Hello.

Very cute.

Do you sing everything you say?

Pretty much.

Oh.

It gets annoying, doesn't it?

Oh, well, I wouldn't say it.

You see them, too.

Ooh.

I also see Stacy from school.

Man, she's cute.

Why don't you ask her out?

Well, I tried that once. But I was so nervous, all that came out was... And

a little bit of gas.

I'm terribly sorry, but we're completely booked for this weekend.

But I really wanted to have my birthday slumber party here.

I know. I'm so sorry. You know what? Have a complimentary Tipton pen.

Why is there a girl with a bikini?

Oh, okay.

Wrong pen.

There you are.

Happy birthday.

Poor Stacy doesn't get her sleep over.

Actually, she does.

Don't you see? This is perfect.

We can rent Stacy London's suite and use the money to fix that statue we broke.

We broke?

Okay, the ball. broke?

I don't know.

Your last plan ended us up in a vat of marshmallow topping.

You say that like it's a bad thing.

Look, you give Stacy her birthday party, get her a little gift, she'll be really

grateful.

I'm in.

Hey, Stacy.

Hi, guys.

Look, we heard you need a room for your birthday, and since we live at the

hotel, Cody here?

Can totally hook you up.

Really? That is so fantabulous.

Mom,

guess what?

Cody can set up the suite for me. But the manager said there was no space.

Uh -huh. That guy?

You know what? He's a temp.

Why don't you talk to R.

Junior activities director.

I am?

Yes. Yes, I am. Actually, I'm the senior junior activities director.

Anyway, we wanted you to meet Stacy, who will be having her sleepover party this

Saturday in the London suite.

Which, as you know, is vacant.

And we know you'll take good care of the girls, because you yourself are a tween

at heart. Right?

Don't forget, you get a 10 % discount if you pay with cash.

I love that. Me too.

Thanks, Cody.

package. Yeah, the dress -up option.

You mean we can try these on?

Sure. Why not?

Five bucks a head.

Here you hang. Thank you, thank you. Thank you.

I'm hungry.

Let's order room service.

No!

You can't order room service.

That's my job. What do you want?

There's one cute girl waiting upstairs for you and five waiting for me.

Look, Stacy will not be impressed unless these pants are properly pleated.

Yeah, because chicks dig pleats.

Hello?

Pizza apron.

And my pants.

Hello, Carrie, hello.

Thought I ditched you, left you guys in the lobby.

Let's get a table for one. Two, three, four, five.

Oh, gee, guys, I'd love to.

But seriously, I've got to make dinner for my kids. You know, without me, they

wouldn't eat.

Tomato. Tomato.

Mozzarella.

Mozzarella.

Pesto.

Whatso? A delicious blend of garlic.

I'm sorry, guys. I can't have dinner with you tonight.

It's family night.

We're going out. Thank you.

Look, you haven't had a date in years. Now you've got four months.

Enjoy.

Keep her out as late as you want. She's old.

Wait, wait, wait, wait. We promise this date will really be topped.

If I'm not back by ten, call the cops.

Should we be worried about Mom?

Problems of our own.

This is great.

You're going to get your money, and I'm going to get my girl.

Zach, you are a genius.

Oh, hi, guys. I'm back from Scotland.

I hate you.

Now, move your wee little hand so I can go up to my feet.

No. This is your floor.

No, it's not.

to all the floor numbers. It's a metric thing.

Take your floor and subtract ten.

Oh. Okay.

A room service.

Don't argue.

Easy, girl. Easy, easy. There's plenty to go around.

I'm not just talking about the pizza.

This is no time for flirting.

is back.

We gotta get rid of these girls right now.

Okay, don't worry. I got it covered.

Time to play hide and seek.

I don't want to play hide and seek. That's a baby game.

I like hide and seek.

You call me a baby.

change of floor numbers.

What's been going on in here?

Well, to tell you the truth, we took advantage of you being gone and all

of us threw a pizza party.

all vicious.

They giggle before they attack.

Oh, my gosh.

What will we do?

Um, uh, don't worry. We called an exterminator. Uh, why didn't you stay in

suite tonight? You'll be safe there.

Oh, we better hurry.

147, 148, 149, 150.

Good. Now, Zach, draw my bath.

fighter planes.

I already drew it. And remember, always swim with a buddy.

I love duckies.

Okay, guys, we have a big problem. Great, because everything was going so

before.

Stacy and the girls want ice cream sundaes. Then they'll have it.

Nia, get me my ice cream smock. Zach, keep London in the back. Great, I'll go

grab my snorkel.

Dry, dorkle.

I need a loofah.

Oh, wait. I'll just use this one on the stick by the toilet.

Okay.

Oh, wait.

No, London, wait. No, don't.

Cody, these Sundays are fantabulous.

I got a little present for you, too.

Um, could you get that? I'm too busy counting my money.

Oh, money.

I'll give you your present right after I answer the door.

Mr. Mosby, um, I thought I was done with the petty -petties.

Thanks, you know.

Here's a little something for your troubles.

I'll take them all from you now.

But why are you... Bye.

Something for my troubles. What kind? Ooh, lunch.

You got me a puppy?

That's so fantabulous.

I'm going to call you Noodles.

Um, no, wait.

Wouldn't you much rather have this lovely charm bracelet?

You can't cuddle a charm bracelet.

I need my great noise machine.

It makes all these soothing sounds to fall asleep to.

And you're telling me this because... Be a tropical rainforest.

get my emu feather pillow uh no no what about the rat roaches you're right i'll

take you as bait will you hand me that napkin

oh no the dog is rabid you know what i'll take it back and get you a new one

in the elevator.

Okay, I just sent the girls on a scavenger hunt in the closet.

No, London's about to go in there and look for something.

Okay, but she gotta pay the $10 entry fee like everybody else.

Did you say London Tipton is here?

Uh, yeah.

She might be in the closet. Take a look.

She's worth a thousand points if you find her.

Go!

Okay, all we gotta do now is keep London out of there.

Why is my room even messier than before?

Because I just fought off a pack of rat roaches.

No things necessary.

Wow, that is a big closet. Did you know it has a gift shop?

Who's that?

Uh, she's one of your exterminators.

She's a kid.

No, she's just small.

So she can get into the tiny places.

Oh, that makes sense.

wear one of my dresses?

Because if she wore her exterminator outfit, it'd sort of tip off the red

roaches.

They're Wiley.

Wiley? My name is Betsy, and the only reason why I'm here is just for a...

Why

didn't you just kiss one of my exterminators?

Because she might never come back.

be a problem.

I found her.

That's a thousand points.

You saved me, Ivana.

Thank you, little exterminator person.

Ivana, my doggy's name is Noodles.

You're Noodles if you think this is your dog.

London, I heard you were back. What happened in here?

Rat roaches. It's disgusting.

But don't worry. The exterminators are here.

Although one of them is trying to steal my dog.

What's going on here?

Guys, hide me. I'm having the worst dates of my life. The quartet started a

fight over me in the restaurant.

You broke up the Mellow Notes? They're the Beatles of barbershop quartets. Oh,

hardly... You're the most beautiful girl in the

world.

Guys, I can't date all four of you. Then pick me. Me.

It might not be real.

No.

All right, I want the truth now.

So do I.

Okay, the truth is, we were playing fetch when we broke London's bus.

So when we heard Stacy wanted a sleepover birthday, I thought I could

her by getting Nia's help to rent out London's suite.

But then London came back early because she couldn't find the key to her castle,

so we made up the rat roaches to get London out, and Stacy thinks that Cody

her Ivana for her birthday and named her Noodles.

I'm sorry, Miss Tipton. We'll leave now.

Why? I love lover parties.

Let's go do each other's makeup. Meet you in lipstick land.

Well, I'm glad that worked out. Come on, Cody, let's go.

Not so fast.

That's right.

You two are grounded.

And no TV, no oven for a month.

You'll also return all of the money that you made tonight.

As will you.

I cannot believe you got involved in a scam like... Well, actually, I can

believe it.

I can't believe I blew it with Stacy.

I hope you learned your lesson.

Yeah. When you lie to impress a girl, all you wind up with is pesto on your

pizza apron.

I thought the lesson was there's only kiss one girl per party.

Unless the first one goes home.

I thought the lesson was all kids belong in military school.

You always think that's the lesson. And I pray one day you'll learn it.

Perry. Perry.

Perry.

Oh, no.

We need to tell you the greatest news yet. The Melonotes you love want to be a

quintet. Guys, guys, I keep telling you it's not going to work out between us. I

mean, I'm a Virgo and you're an Aquarius, Capricorn, Libra, and Pisces.

mean you. You're not getting this hat.

Meet the new Melonotes. They've asked me to scan.

Scooby -dee -ba -ba -da -ba -bee -da -dee -da -da -da.

luck with that

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