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Officer, I don't care if it's been less
than 24 hours. My niece, Nia, is
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missing. I'll go marry him. One second,
Nia.
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She's 5 '1", 16 years old. She's wearing
blue jeans and a white blouse.
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Never mind.
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Nia!
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What took you so long?
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Well, I sold my plane ticket and took
the bus.
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What did you do with the extra money?
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I got you a gift.
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How sweet.
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Look at that.
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Earrings.
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I don't wear earrings.
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Really? Well, I guess I'll have to keep
them.
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Same old Nia, always looking for the
quick buck.
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Quick? That was a 17 -hour ride sitting
next to a guy who smelled like a goat.
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I won't even tell you what his goat
smelled like.
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Thank you.
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Now, I promised your mother I would take
you in this summer and turn you into a
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proper young lady.
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You know that was Aunt Lily's job last
year. After one week with me, she
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her name and moved to Alaska.
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Anyway, I told your mother what you need
is a job.
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Now, Millicent will show you what to do.
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Hey, Millicent, we'll take a chocolate
crispy bar.
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It's my money. We'll take some twisty
corn pops.
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Crispy bar. Twisty pops. Crispy bar.
Twisty pops. Crispy bar. Twisty pops.
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you people that i wake up in the middle
of the night screaming i kind of did
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that before but it's gotten worse since
i started working here see this and
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like it wow millicent i've never seen
you stand up for yourself like this
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At least it's better than your bath time
poem.
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In this tub are you and me. So listen,
bug, please don't... Splash.
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Wow, you guys are doing a great job.
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What am I paying you?
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Minimum wage.
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Works for me?
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Hello, Wormser.
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What do you want, Pitts?
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Well, I thought I'd come check out the
competition, but clearly...
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no competition.
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Oh, please.
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Why would anyone in their right mind
want to go to the Betsy Ross stop and
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It's shop.
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Oh, I've seen your produce.
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It's slop.
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Why, you... Guys, guys.
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Easy.
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Yeah. We don't really shop in here.
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I bet she was 16 when you started
ringing her up.
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Hey, I happen to have two of the fastest
baggers in Boston.
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Gunter can outbag these losers any day.
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baggers have to stand outside our store
all day dressed as Paul Revere's horse.
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Yeah, but if you lose, you have to stand
out in front of my store wearing Betsy
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Ross dresses.
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No problem. My guys can't lose.
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That doesn't count.
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Minty Candy Girl.
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Excuse me, but I don't like to read.
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Did you miss your mouth again?
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No, that's not the problem. The problem
is her. I want her fired.
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He ain't gonna fire me. I'm his favorite
niece.
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Ain't that right, Uncle Marion?
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Well, you are my only niece.
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Ergo, my favorite.
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Wait, wait a minute. Who's your
favorite? Her or this ergo person?
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I just heard the ergo out of her head.
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That's London tiptoe.
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whose father signs both of our
paychecks?
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Girl, did I tell you you look fabulous
in that dress?
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Really? You think?
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Yeah. Do you model?
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I like her.
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Why would you want to fire her, Mothi?
Yeah, Mothi.
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I mean, Uncle Marion.
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By the way, is it true that you own a
private jet?
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Jets. Oh, even better. You take one, I
take one, and we race to Paris.
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London is my responsibility, and I don't
want you taking advantage of her.
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I resent that.
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I like London for who she is, a sweet,
friendly girl whose yacht is so big she
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got her own drive -thru restaurant.
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Hold up there, girl.
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Say, why don't we go fly to London?
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Your shift was over hours ago.
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Well, hello, Ms. Martin.
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May I offer you my heart of palm?
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Get it? Part of palm?
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It's right in the can. Yeah, I think I'm
going to already choke.
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I see you're also a fan of produce
humor.
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Yeah, we're two peas in a pod.
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Okay, boys, let's go.
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practice if we're going to outbag the
Betsy Ross stop and shop.
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No, I've been there. You got no chance.
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Sorry, but that Gunter kid finished
bagging my groceries before I even got
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wallet out.
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Well, a little more training and these
yahoos will kick the Betsy Ross butt!
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Okay.
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I still don't understand.
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If I'm taking your shift...
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Hello? It's my shift.
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Oh, right. Thanks for explaining.
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Ready to go to the concert, Mia?
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It's Mia.
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I got the ia part right.
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Yes, Maria.
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And more importantly, you got us front
row seats to see Toxic Bombing.
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I like Tia better. Can you change it?
Are we going to your limo?
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Call me Tia.
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Come on. We're late for the Tux and
Vomit concert.
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Oh, no. You can't go see them. Their
last concert ended in a riot.
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Not a big one.
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No.
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But... But... And that is the last... I
have on the subject.
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Oh, well. Say, do you want to go up to
my suite and count my purses?
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Yeah, as much fun as that sounds.
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going to that concert.
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Well, you heard Mosby. He said... Well,
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here's what I say.
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You can't... Mosby?
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Yes, I can, and so can you.
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He is not the boss of you.
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You're the boss of him.
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You're right.
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I'm London Tipton, and I can do whatever
I want, whenever I want.
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Let's sneak out the back. Okay.
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Oh! Griffin Rath stayed at the concert.
This is Steve and Jackie.
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Welcome to the Tipton, Steve and Jackie.
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Rest of y 'all.
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We're having a little party in my suite,
so send up enough hors d 'oeuvres
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for... Uh, 50.
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Okay, I know I'm not...
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Don't strain yourself.
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I might have invited a few more people.
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You know, Mr. Mosby, though much shorter
than I am, who strikes fear into my
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very core, doesn't allow you to have big
parties this late.
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Look.
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Is the name on the hotel the Mosby?
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Or the Tipton?
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I don't know. I'm still dizzy from the
math I just did.
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Okay, we're going to the pit house, y
'all.
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This way, busy.
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Hey, pipe down!
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Mom, you're screaming. Woke us up.
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But the music didn't.
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Yeah, we used to fall asleep with toxic
vomit.
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Look, I know my cooking's not that good.
Mom.
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I can't get through to the front desk.
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I'll be right back.
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Isn't that inconsiderate? Yeah, it sure
is. They didn't invite me.
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You can't go.
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We need our sleep.
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We're finely tuned athletes in training.
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We put cans...
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No, no, I want to know what's going on.
Oh, well, nothing much.
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Just taking a couple night courses,
animal husbandry etiquette. I'm not
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the noise!
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You lied to me.
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Call Mosby.
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Mr.
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Mosby, I'm sorry to call you at home,
but...
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Mosby said he'd be here as soon as
possible. Oh, but that could take... I'm
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here! ...seconds.
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Sorry it took me so long. Traffic.
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I'm so sorry. Oh, I am very, very sorry.
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I have everything under control. Yeah,
Mr.
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Mosby, you might want to... Oh, yes,
we're wearing our new night manager
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uniform. But I'll take it off. Please,
relax.
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And stay calm.
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Wonderful.
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Mr.
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Malkby, don't you have an access card
that opens every door in this hotel?
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Oh, yes, but I'm afraid I left it at
home. Oh, here you sex.
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Now give me that look. I confiscated it
from him. Yes, your mother of the year.
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and you're letting him down.
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Uh -huh.
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Uh -huh.
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Uh -oh.
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Uh -oh.
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Don't touch me. Don't touch me. Don't
touch me. Don't touch me. Don't touch
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Cody,
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you said you guys were in training.
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Well, I just came up here to get Zach,
but then I met Sheena, and she awakened
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the sleeping man that lies within me.
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You two, back to the suite now.
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you can either exit out the door or
follow the furniture out the window.
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Not you two.
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I expressly told you not to go to that
concert.
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We didn't go to any concert.
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Then where'd you get those T -shirts?
The concert.
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Why don't you let me do the talking?
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First you disobey me, then you destroy
my hotel?
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We didn't destroy the hotel.
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There's a futon in my ficus.
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I would have a doctor look at that.
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That's it.
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You two are grounded for a month.
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Could it be last month? I'm busy this
month.
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Yes, Leah.
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It's Nia.
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Whatever. Nia, Tia, Leah, Gia. This
whole thing was all of your fault.
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It was you guys who wanted to go to the
concert.
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Okay, are you going to believe me or the
girl here who thinks I'm a soccer team?
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Well, your track record does speak for
itself.
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Oh, you run track?
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I tried that once, but then they put
little fences in front of me and I kept
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tripping. Plus, the other girls wouldn't
wait for me.
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You still expect me to believe London
was the mastermind behind all of this?
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Yeah, that was a tough sell.
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Okay, I'll go pack my bags and you can
ship me off to some other relative.
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No, no, no.
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You are not getting off that easy.
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You're staying here.
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I promised your mother that I would turn
you into a responsible young adult.
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Though I bitterly regret it.
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A promise is a promise.
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Wow.
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No one has ever taken that much interest
in me, Uncle Marion.
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Thank you.
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You know what?
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Let's just start over. A clean slate.
Like tonight never even happened.
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Deal. Does that mean we're not grounded?
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Oh, right.
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Oh, you're sneaky.
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Didn't that tell you let me do all the
talking?
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But, I mean... Wow, you are Mosby's
niece.
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dress in your future. What size
petticoat do you wear?
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It ain't over till the fat lady sings.
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Oh, sorry.
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I didn't mean to bring your mother into
this.
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What's wrong with you?
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Sorry, I'm just a little tired.
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Well, you better wake up, pal, because I
do not look good in women's clothes.
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Just for the record, you don't look so
hot in men's clothes either.
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fit into one bag, that bag must be
carried through the course to the car
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breaking the bag or anything inside of
it.
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On your marks.
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from looking at Wayne.
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Look, guys, I want to apologize. I mean,
this is all my fault.
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My bragging got us into this stupid
contest, and then I didn't take this
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contest seriously, and I let you guys
down.
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Mom, I think you should take me home.
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