All language subtitles for The Suite Life of Zack and Cody s03e05 Whos the Boss

Zach, welcome to the Paul Revere team.

Wear your hat with pride.

I'm not sure that's possible.

But Cody's our senior bag boy. You can
learn a lot from him. Just do whatever

does. You mean like moisturize before
bed?

I'll have the last laugh when you're 60
and you look like a prune.

Speaking of which, you know, Wayne, We
forgot to put Zach through the

ritual. Oh, that's right.

New employees have to drink prune juice
mixed with fish oil.

I'm not doing it.

Okay.

But you made me do it. You said it was
an established tradition.

Well, yeah. I've been trying to
establish it for years. You were the

person stupid enough to do it.

Yes, we have a sweet life.

invention. Oh, dear.

Ta -da!

Owen!

Ta -da!

Again?

It's a letter sorting machine.

It's got a microchip in it that reads
each envelope and then promptly shoots

into the appropriate cubby. Oh, dear.

Here we go.

Ten.

Would you stop it?

Oh,

someone please clean up my lobby.

Tiffany, are you and your boyfriend
coming to my yacht party this weekend?

No. My boyfriend, Winthrop Barrington,
and I are going skiing this weekend.

We'll be staying at the Barrington
Resort at Barrington Mountain in

Barringtonia.

Oh, I would have invited you, but you
don't have a boyfriend and I didn't want

you to feel bad.

Because you don't have a boyfriend.

I do have a boyfriend.

His name is Lance.

Hey, London, check out my new goggles.

Hey, that hurt.

Goose to goose.

He's my... Oh, boy. Oh, look at the
time. You two must get going. Thanks for

coming. Bye.

Bye.

Bye. Bye. Bye.

Hey,

how come you never introduced me to your
friends? I introduced you to mine.

Look, trust me. You wouldn't like my
friends.

I'm not a big fan myself.

Something's a little fishy here.

And not in a good way.

I think you don't want your friends to
meet me.

Please.

I'll call one of them right now.

Hey, this is London. And I just want to
introduce you to my boyfriend, Lance.

Hi. It's nice to finally meet one of
London's friends.

Lance, it's Maddie.

We've met.

It's Maddie.

She doesn't count.

I want to meet your other friends, the
rich, high society ones that have

different noses every time I see them.

Fine. If it's that important to you,
I'll invite him over for tea.

Let's just promise you won't say
anything embarrassing like Maddie does.

Still here?

Did you just call to insult me?

Thanks, sweetie.

You're the best.

That's I love you in dolphin.

I think that's the sweetest thing I've
ever heard.

I think I'm going to upchuck on a
woodchuck.

I'm not planning anymore.

Where do you think you're going, mister?

I told you, the labels have to be fixed
out. Now go re -stack that aisle. And

how are my little Minutemen doing?

You're not the boss of me. Yes, I am.
Drop dead.

You first. That's good, huh?

Look, Wayne made me senior bagger.
You're just a junior trainee bagger. So

have to listen to me.

Do not...

You can be the boss without being bossy.

You're bossy. I'm a mom. Now do what I
say.

Please, we don't need lectures at work.

Just buy your soy kebabs and go home.

Cody, that is not the power of your way
to treat a lady.

She's no lady. She's our mom.

Well, hello, Mama.

So, is there a papa in the picture?

If not, you can look for the pot of gold
at the end of the rainbow.

And you're not getting lucky.

So, when is your mystery man last due?

He, uh, saves lives.

Oh, he's saying to be a doctor.

Got a little pocket on the inside for my
keys.

And it's waterproof.

So, London, you're dating your employee.

Why?

I think she was first attracted to me
when I taught her to blow bubbles.

Okay, that was hot.

Well, darling, I can certainly see why
you fell for him.

Actually, I think I really won her with
my whale song.

It's haunting.

Hey, what is this stuff?

Caviar.

What's caviar?

Fish eggs.

Unborn baby fish?

Why don't you just feed me puppies?

Lance, a word, dear?

You're acting like a goofball.

I'm just being myself.

Well, don't.

Then who should I be?

social graces and how to behave in high
society.

Otherwise, I can't take it as a gold and
silver ball. And no, that is not

something his seal bounces on his nose.

Arwen, do you know how to behave in high
society?

Can't talk.

Must find doctor.

Every pyramid starts with a good
foundation.

You would have made a great Egyptian.

Well, I am thinking about becoming a
chiropractor.

Get it? Chiro -zing.

What about the pointy part at the top?

Show me how to do that.

Oh, I get it.

You're making me do all your work while
you just sit there and eat up the

merchandise. Okay.

Thanks. It's who I am. It's what I do.

And you!

Why are you eating the merchandise?

I wasn't. Zach was. And he didn't stack
that. I did. He got me to do all the

work for him.

So, you got someone else to do your work
for you and then took credit for it?

Well... Nice!

You have real management potential.

Good job on the apples, Brutus and Beck.

Hey, that's great.

No, it's awful. Oh, that's awful. Awful.

Why is that awful?

Because I used to be Zach's boss.

And now he's mine.

Hey, good for Zach.

But very, very, very bad for you.

There was only some way to impress my
boss.

Hey, have you tried touching your nose
with your tongue? Ready?

Wait for it. Wait for it.

I know this one. I know this one. Pick
me, pick me, pick me, pick me.

Arwen? Yes.

Oh, oh, okay.

What if I could make you the fastest
stacker and unstacker in the history of

stacking and unstacking?

You do that, and you'll never have to
pay full price for pretzels ever again.

Yes.

Pretzels are my fifth favorite twisted
snack treat.

Excuse me. Pardon me. My fault. Excuse
me. Pardon me. My fault. I love you,

Carrie.

Mr. Mosby, I really need to talk to you.
For the last time, I am not interested

in how long you can hold your breath
underwater.

That's not what it is.

By the way, three minutes and 42
seconds.

I can hold my breath for four minutes
and ten seconds.

Cleaning the boys' bathroom is good
practice.

The real problem is... I just found out
that London is embarrassed by me.

No.

Yes.

See, she has this gold and silver ball
coming up, and I want to go and prove to

her that I can fit in with her high
society world.

Help me.

Why are you asking me?

You're stuck up in snooty.

I will now teach you proper etiquette
and how to comport yourself at a high

society affair.

Huh?

He's gonna teach you how to talk all
fancy -like.

Correct. Now, use your imagination and
pretend that Carrie is a young,

aristocrat.

After that, you can pretend Mosby's tall
enough to see over his desk.

Focus, Carrie.

Amazon freak.

What's so funny? She called me Lance.

Ooh, does that mean in the morning I put
on my pogs?

Only if you live in France.

Why are you... You know what? If you two
are not going to take this seriously, I

have more important things to do.

Oh, come on, Mr. Mosby.

Give me one more chog. Oh.

Okay.

So, Lance, tell me, what are your goals
in life?

Oh, that's easy. I want to grow a dorsal
fin and gills.

Okay, goals that don't involve you
becoming a comic book character.

Let's move on to the culinary arts.

Huh?

Food.

Now, it's important to be familiar with
the menu. They will be serving a pate de

foie gras followed by escargot and coq
au vin and a Roquefort reduction.

Liver, snails, and chicken with mold.

I'll eat before I go. Good idea.

Let's talk about wardrobe.

Did you bring a suit?

I don't own any non -bathing suits, so I
borrowed my brother's.

He's a fat man.

It's London. Still have camp going.

Oh, that's swell.

Yeah, last night somebody thought it'd
be so cute to put a wolverine in my

sleeping bag.

Glad you're having fun. On to me.

I have to break up with Lance.

I thought you liked him.

I do, but he doesn't fit in with my
friends.

London, how can you expect your friends
to accept Lance the way he is if you

won't? Well, what should I do?

Well, instead of trying to change him,
why don't you try to change a little?

I am not growing gills.

At least not until they invent diamond
gill rings.

Why don't you grow a human organ first?

Like a heart. Or a brain. Gotta go.

So what's going on with London?

Boyfriend problems.

But you guys are too young to hear about
that sort of stuff.

I have a boyfriend.

I have two.

I've had three.

I'm married.

You know, we're having a special.

Buy one, get Wayne free.

The only thing sharper than that line
are your finely chiseled features.

Kissing up to the boss?

Yes. Well done.

I didn't see my 50%. Actually, it's 55%.
It's a little something I threw

together from an old letter sorter I had
laying around.

Oh, look, sugar boogers.

Hey, guys, check this out.

See? Stacked twice as much.

Excellent. You haven't seen...

Do the tongue thing.

Wait until you see London's boyfriend.

He is such a goof.

Good evening, ladies.

Gentlemen.

It's Fishman.

Lance Fishman.

It's so lovely to be at the dance.

Leave it well.

Bye, George. I think he's got it. George
had nothing to do with it. It was all

me.

For chance, have you seen London? I got
a message she'd meet me here.

Oh, who needs her?

Winthrop, go to the bathroom.

Right here.

Wow. You look like a million bucks.

And trust me, I know what that looks
like.

What are you wearing that for? The black
tie event, honey.

She must have just come from her yacht.

No, I dress this way on purpose.

Oh, London.

How droll of you.

Who are you and what have you done with
my boyfriend?

I made him someone you can be proud of.

And I changed his name to Law.

to do all of that. I dress this way so
you wouldn't feel out of place with my

snobby, obnoxious friends.

Oh, no offense, girl. I'm taken.

You pegged it.

You are the sweetest. Oh, you're the
sweetest.

It's just so romantic.

You don't get out much, do you, Mr.
Mosby?

Sweetie, you don't have to change for
me.

Although I do love that suit.

And I love your flip -flops. And I love
your cufflinks.

And I love your floaties.

You look so happy together.

I think I might date one of my
employees.

I think I'll take my chauffeur.

You're the headbagger.

Although, without me, there is no
headbagger.

Ironic, huh?

I'll tell you what's ironic.

You can fire and I have to clean up your
mess.

Well, maybe this will teach you two not
to be so competitive.

Boy, did you guys screw up.

Of course, that's just one forearmed
man's opinion.

Well, see ya.

Hey, wait a minute.

Wayne?

And he micromanages.

And he snores.

I lost my point.

Cody, messing up?

Oh, yeah.

Hey, give him another chance. We need
worker bees around here.

You're not going to find another gem
like him.

You're right.

Cody, I'm hiring you back.

You are?

You're the head bag boy again.

What? No, no.

That's what got us into trouble.

How about we work as equals?

You mean equal with each other, right?

Because to me, you're just my personal
helper monkeys.

Understood.

Fine by me.