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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,240 --> 00:00:05,579 Will you drop me off at the mall, Mom? 2 00:00:05,580 --> 00:00:09,070 I want to get those cool new sneakers with the TV screens in the tulips. 3 00:00:09,120 --> 00:00:10,180 Ooh, I want those. 4 00:00:10,580 --> 00:00:12,140 Will you buy them for me, Mommy? 5 00:00:14,040 --> 00:00:15,120 No, I won't, Zachy. 6 00:00:15,121 --> 00:00:19,479 Well, now that you're done with summer school, why don't you try getting a job 7 00:00:19,480 --> 00:00:20,530 like Cody has? 8 00:00:20,620 --> 00:00:22,260 Mr. Mosby, can I have a job? No. 9 00:00:24,200 --> 00:00:25,250 Well, I tried. 10 00:00:25,700 --> 00:00:27,020 Yes, you must be exhausted. 11 00:00:29,560 --> 00:00:32,860 Hey, uh, Zach, if you, uh, need a job, I need a left -hand man. 12 00:00:32,861 --> 00:00:34,739 Don't you mean right -hand man? 13 00:00:34,740 --> 00:00:35,790 Not this week. 14 00:00:36,940 --> 00:00:39,440 Not the best way to stop a revolving door. 15 00:00:39,860 --> 00:00:40,910 Ouchie! 16 00:00:45,440 --> 00:00:46,860 Now I need a right -hand man. 17 00:01:54,120 --> 00:01:55,980 My favorite shade is Kiss Me Charcoal. 18 00:01:58,100 --> 00:01:59,160 Thanks. I'll pass. 19 00:01:59,580 --> 00:02:01,630 Oh, come on. They just cleaned up the lake. 20 00:02:01,840 --> 00:02:04,070 You could swim in it now without going blind. 21 00:02:04,200 --> 00:02:05,820 I'm more worried about drowning. 22 00:02:07,120 --> 00:02:08,170 I can't swim. 23 00:02:08,171 --> 00:02:12,059 Really? You never told me you couldn't swim. Well, it never came up. Every time 24 00:02:12,060 --> 00:02:14,419 I've been in the water, there was a yacht under me. 25 00:02:14,420 --> 00:02:17,060 But you have a line of Simply Lennon swimsuits. 26 00:02:17,700 --> 00:02:21,430 That's why I need you to keep it quiet. If the tabloids hear about it, seal it. 27 00:02:22,320 --> 00:02:24,310 Don't worry. Your secret is safe with me. 28 00:02:27,800 --> 00:02:33,960 Here you go, sweetie. I packed you a little lunchbox. 29 00:02:34,740 --> 00:02:38,700 Please. Working men don't have their mothers packing lunch for them. 30 00:02:38,980 --> 00:02:41,080 Yes! Snickerdoodles! Thank you, Mother. 31 00:02:42,840 --> 00:02:44,540 Hey, Erwin. Reporting for duty. 32 00:02:44,800 --> 00:02:45,850 Hey, is that... 33 00:02:51,150 --> 00:02:52,710 I would have gotten you flowers. 34 00:02:52,750 --> 00:02:53,800 Here. 35 00:02:54,930 --> 00:02:55,980 Have some wrenches. 36 00:02:58,690 --> 00:03:00,740 Well, I'll just go put them in some water. 37 00:03:02,970 --> 00:03:05,560 So, the sooner we get started, the sooner I get paid. 38 00:03:05,561 --> 00:03:09,169 Well, you couldn't have picked a better first day. Why? Is that a holiday? 39 00:03:09,170 --> 00:03:10,220 No. 40 00:03:11,270 --> 00:03:16,010 Today's the day that we get to unclog the central garbage disposal. 41 00:03:28,981 --> 00:03:30,969 fish of the day. 42 00:03:30,970 --> 00:03:33,570 And that day was three or four weeks ago. 43 00:03:35,330 --> 00:03:36,790 Come on, I'll let you insert. 44 00:04:07,980 --> 00:04:09,120 I think that's all of it. 45 00:04:13,120 --> 00:04:17,720 I think it's got a second wind. 46 00:04:58,570 --> 00:05:00,980 Owner of overpriced swimsuit line can't swim? 47 00:05:01,150 --> 00:05:02,530 You don't know how to swim? 48 00:05:02,950 --> 00:05:04,000 Well, 49 00:05:04,001 --> 00:05:08,849 it's just one of those things I never felt important to learn. 50 00:05:08,850 --> 00:05:09,900 Like the alphabet. 51 00:05:11,630 --> 00:05:12,950 Why don't you learn now? 52 00:05:13,350 --> 00:05:17,200 Nah, I mean, you really only use it for stupid stuff like reading and writing. 53 00:05:17,290 --> 00:05:21,290 I meant the swimming thing. If you learn how, this problem goes away. 54 00:05:21,830 --> 00:05:24,490 Lance, can you teach London how to swim? 55 00:05:24,770 --> 00:05:26,630 Sure, but I'm going to need some water. 56 00:05:35,880 --> 00:05:39,610 to admit that selling that story about London to the tabloids was genius? 57 00:05:40,060 --> 00:05:43,740 No. Genius was using the money to order this duck a la ronde. 58 00:05:44,420 --> 00:05:45,470 I'm a vegetarian. 59 00:05:45,920 --> 00:05:47,200 Here, eat the la ronde. 60 00:05:49,240 --> 00:05:51,230 Well, they hit a new low at the mess hall. 61 00:05:51,320 --> 00:05:52,370 Leech cobbler. 62 00:05:52,920 --> 00:05:55,200 Hey, where'd you get all this good food? 63 00:05:55,880 --> 00:05:57,140 Leah's parents mailed it. 64 00:05:57,260 --> 00:05:58,310 Uh -huh. 65 00:05:58,311 --> 00:06:01,599 You know, Leah, it's amazing your parents would do this for you after you 66 00:06:01,600 --> 00:06:02,800 testified against them. 67 00:06:04,330 --> 00:06:05,380 They're full of love. 68 00:06:07,290 --> 00:06:11,549 Look, I know you girls are up to something. And I am going to get to the 69 00:06:11,550 --> 00:06:12,930 of... Oh, is that creme brulee? 70 00:06:17,390 --> 00:06:19,230 No. I'm so suspicious. 71 00:06:22,510 --> 00:06:24,980 London, are you ready for your swimming lesson? 72 00:06:25,750 --> 00:06:26,800 What was your voice? 73 00:06:27,290 --> 00:06:29,760 London, are you ready for your swimming lesson? 74 00:06:30,310 --> 00:06:32,600 Look, I don't want people to know I can't swim. 75 00:06:36,950 --> 00:06:39,470 Whoa. Rich people have big bathtubs. 76 00:06:41,690 --> 00:06:42,740 It's a pool. 77 00:06:42,741 --> 00:06:44,289 I had it installed for our lessons. 78 00:06:44,290 --> 00:06:46,700 Now stop being so silly. This is a serious matter. 79 00:06:47,990 --> 00:06:49,040 Let's go. 80 00:06:58,790 --> 00:07:02,690 Nice hat. You look like a dork. Nice smell. You reek like a fish. 81 00:07:05,960 --> 00:07:07,010 before I came here. 82 00:07:07,200 --> 00:07:09,300 Wow, that's more than you take in a month. 83 00:07:10,680 --> 00:07:12,580 Don't push me, box boy. 84 00:07:12,581 --> 00:07:16,799 I've been to the edge of the abyss and back. You can't imagine the things I've 85 00:07:16,800 --> 00:07:18,320 seen, the things I've done. 86 00:07:20,460 --> 00:07:23,500 Hey, I just ironed this apron. 87 00:07:24,080 --> 00:07:27,620 Oh, poor you with your cushy job. 88 00:07:28,320 --> 00:07:31,870 I'd give anything to work with food that hasn't already been digested. 89 00:07:32,440 --> 00:07:34,120 Are you supposed to be at work now? 90 00:07:34,700 --> 00:07:37,410 Well, I needed a break, so I came here to buy more blech. 91 00:07:38,160 --> 00:07:39,780 It's pronounced bleach, I -O -1. 92 00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:41,500 Hey, hey, hey, slow down. 93 00:07:41,860 --> 00:07:43,600 I'm not ready to go back to Arwen yet. 94 00:07:44,120 --> 00:07:47,920 I'm going to hang out, eat a little snack, maybe see what's on TV. 95 00:07:48,480 --> 00:07:50,710 Oh, hey, let's see what's on Sneaker Vision. 96 00:07:51,600 --> 00:07:52,650 Cody, 97 00:07:54,880 --> 00:07:56,360 why are you out of uniform? 98 00:07:57,480 --> 00:07:58,530 I'm not Cody. 99 00:07:59,180 --> 00:08:01,040 Are you some sort of alien replicant? 100 00:08:04,791 --> 00:08:06,779 We're twins. 101 00:08:06,780 --> 00:08:07,830 Oh, both of you? 102 00:08:09,240 --> 00:08:11,340 I thought my boss was a goofball. 103 00:08:12,720 --> 00:08:13,770 In the good way. 104 00:08:16,480 --> 00:08:18,460 Hey, Cody. I just fired Gilbert. 105 00:08:18,700 --> 00:08:20,380 You know anyone looking for a job? 106 00:08:22,560 --> 00:08:23,610 Stupid black. 107 00:08:24,640 --> 00:08:26,260 Nope. No one comes to mind. 108 00:08:29,340 --> 00:08:30,390 Ducky's afraid. 109 00:08:31,300 --> 00:08:32,760 Don't be a chicken, Ducky. 110 00:08:38,539 --> 00:08:39,589 Hey, you'll be fine. 111 00:08:40,679 --> 00:08:41,780 No, help! Help! 112 00:08:41,781 --> 00:08:42,639 I'm drowning! 113 00:08:42,640 --> 00:08:44,899 I'm drowning! Hey, you're no friend of mine! 114 00:08:44,900 --> 00:08:47,120 London! London! Just stand up! 115 00:08:48,040 --> 00:08:49,820 Lance! You saved my life! 116 00:08:50,460 --> 00:08:51,510 That's what I do. 117 00:08:53,600 --> 00:08:57,150 Now that you trust me to take care of you, you don't need Ducky anymore, 118 00:08:57,340 --> 00:08:58,440 I guess not. 119 00:08:58,441 --> 00:09:01,819 But will you make quack -quack sounds when I feed your head? 120 00:09:01,820 --> 00:09:02,870 I'll try. 121 00:09:10,780 --> 00:09:13,370 Why don't we work on your back float? No, I'm afraid. 122 00:09:13,860 --> 00:09:15,640 Just relax. I'll hold you. 123 00:09:19,360 --> 00:09:22,380 Wow, this is kind of nice. 124 00:09:22,780 --> 00:09:24,400 Almost like I'm floating. 125 00:09:25,040 --> 00:09:26,090 You are. 126 00:09:26,520 --> 00:09:28,500 And if you'd move, you'd be swimming. 127 00:10:05,900 --> 00:10:08,550 I was about to file a missing little person's report. 128 00:10:08,700 --> 00:10:10,560 Well, I got sidetracked at the market. 129 00:10:11,520 --> 00:10:13,990 Do you know chickpeas don't come from chickens? 130 00:10:13,991 --> 00:10:16,719 Oh, come on. Next thing you're going to tell me crab apples don't come from 131 00:10:16,720 --> 00:10:17,770 crabs. 132 00:10:17,771 --> 00:10:20,959 You know, I'm not sure, but I can go back to the market and ask Cody. No, no, 133 00:10:20,960 --> 00:10:23,060 no, no, no. I still have much to teach you. 134 00:10:23,580 --> 00:10:25,500 An engineer must be vigilant. 135 00:10:25,740 --> 00:10:30,399 He must be aware of everything that's going on around him. He must know his 136 00:10:30,400 --> 00:10:34,729 hotel. like a man knows the woman he loves, even though she's too busy with 137 00:10:34,730 --> 00:10:35,850 nightclub actions. 138 00:10:59,950 --> 00:11:05,629 story to the global inquirer i was abducted by aliens yeah too bad they 139 00:11:05,630 --> 00:11:11,909 back good news girls cabin four escaped last night so we get pillows 140 00:11:11,910 --> 00:11:18,829 hello natty oh hey 141 00:11:18,830 --> 00:11:22,969 linden i've got a big problem i almost kissed this hot guy he works for the 142 00:11:22,970 --> 00:11:25,910 hotel oh you're in love with a tipped employee 143 00:12:00,571 --> 00:12:04,939 he just went to the market. He'll be back soon. 144 00:12:04,940 --> 00:12:09,180 Yeah, he just left, um, about, uh, three hours ago. 145 00:12:12,320 --> 00:12:13,700 Market's around the corner. 146 00:12:13,720 --> 00:12:17,030 Well, he probably just got stuck in that revolving door. I know I do. 147 00:12:19,240 --> 00:12:21,780 Or maybe he's taking advantage of you. 148 00:12:22,780 --> 00:12:27,619 Oh, no, no, no, no. He just has a tendency to be a little tardy and leave 149 00:12:27,620 --> 00:12:29,820 and not work when he's here. 150 00:12:30,221 --> 00:12:35,229 Arwen, you're his boss. You need to lay down the law. 151 00:12:35,230 --> 00:12:36,280 You're right. 152 00:12:36,410 --> 00:12:38,150 Zach needs to know who's in charge. 153 00:12:40,851 --> 00:12:44,289 Okay, I really need to fix this leak. 154 00:12:44,290 --> 00:12:45,340 Oh, here, try this. 155 00:12:52,170 --> 00:12:53,220 Minty. 156 00:12:53,590 --> 00:12:54,640 Okay, 157 00:12:58,211 --> 00:13:01,659 let's start with the breath stroke. 158 00:13:01,660 --> 00:13:03,280 This is how your arms should move. 159 00:13:09,760 --> 00:13:10,880 Can you help me? 160 00:13:12,700 --> 00:13:14,080 Okay. Here. 161 00:13:14,420 --> 00:13:15,500 Just go like this. 162 00:13:20,960 --> 00:13:22,120 Try it like this. 163 00:13:22,620 --> 00:13:28,879 All right? Just, you know, stay back and, uh... Okay, you know what? I think 164 00:13:28,880 --> 00:13:30,740 we've done enough swimming for today. 165 00:13:36,010 --> 00:13:37,950 what you do is you pinch the nose. Yeah. 166 00:13:38,710 --> 00:13:41,070 Tilt the head back. Oh, just kiss me, you fool. 167 00:13:43,950 --> 00:13:45,850 No. Okay, this is wrong. 168 00:13:46,190 --> 00:13:47,330 No, you're doing great. 169 00:13:47,570 --> 00:13:48,630 I mean, you and me. 170 00:13:49,050 --> 00:13:50,830 Won't your boyfriend be upset? 171 00:13:51,210 --> 00:13:52,260 What boyfriend? 172 00:13:52,261 --> 00:13:55,949 The Global Enquirer says you're in love with one of your employees. 173 00:13:55,950 --> 00:13:57,630 How do they find out these things? 174 00:13:57,810 --> 00:13:58,860 So it's true. 175 00:13:59,230 --> 00:14:02,370 Is it the waiter with the big bicep and the buzz cut? 176 00:14:03,130 --> 00:14:05,210 No. It's the lifeguard. 177 00:14:05,530 --> 00:14:07,950 With the dreamy eyes and curly brown hair. 178 00:14:08,330 --> 00:14:10,130 I hate that guy. 179 00:14:11,510 --> 00:14:12,560 It's you. 180 00:14:13,290 --> 00:14:15,290 Oh, cool. 181 00:14:21,430 --> 00:14:22,590 Here you go, Arwen. 182 00:14:23,321 --> 00:14:25,389 Here's your tape. 183 00:14:25,390 --> 00:14:29,509 The market was out, so I just kind of grabbed some from your office. Thank 184 00:14:29,510 --> 00:14:30,560 goodness. 185 00:14:31,930 --> 00:14:34,150 I can finally put my arm down. 186 00:14:40,840 --> 00:14:42,100 Okay, that's not working. 187 00:14:50,600 --> 00:14:51,650 Okay, 188 00:14:51,651 --> 00:14:52,739 okay, then. 189 00:14:52,740 --> 00:14:56,040 I guess if that's all you need, I'm just going to be on my way. 190 00:14:56,300 --> 00:14:58,040 Oh, no, no, not so fast, young man. 191 00:14:58,560 --> 00:15:00,480 You and I need to have a serious talk. 192 00:15:01,260 --> 00:15:06,540 Now, your work has been slightly shy of excellent. 193 00:15:15,050 --> 00:15:16,100 Okay, Arwen. 194 00:15:16,101 --> 00:15:17,209 You know what? 195 00:15:17,210 --> 00:15:21,169 Maybe I have been slacking off a bit. Oh, no, no, no. No, no, no, no. You have 196 00:15:21,170 --> 00:15:23,030 been slacking off the perfect amount. 197 00:15:23,190 --> 00:15:26,800 I mean, sure, it would be nice if you could occasionally hand me a wrench. 198 00:15:27,390 --> 00:15:28,590 Curse my acid tongue! 199 00:15:30,530 --> 00:15:32,390 You know what, Arwen? You make a point. 200 00:15:32,790 --> 00:15:34,650 How about today I stay for a full hour? 201 00:15:35,550 --> 00:15:36,790 You are the greatest. 202 00:15:37,330 --> 00:15:41,129 I'll tell you what. Why don't you just change this pool filter and take the 203 00:15:41,130 --> 00:15:44,020 of the day off and try to forget about my ruthless tirade? 204 00:15:47,340 --> 00:15:48,390 you'll excuse me. 205 00:15:48,540 --> 00:15:52,100 I'm gonna go, uh, sign up for some anger management classes. 206 00:15:56,280 --> 00:15:57,420 All righty. 207 00:15:59,980 --> 00:16:02,620 Oh, ah, a paper cut. 208 00:16:04,640 --> 00:16:09,559 Well, I can't let this get infected, so I better run over to the market and get 209 00:16:09,560 --> 00:16:10,610 a bandage. 210 00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:18,499 Wow, this one's a sifting gossip thing? is the gold mine. No kidding. We sell 211 00:16:18,500 --> 00:16:21,300 one more story about her and we can afford this hot tub. 212 00:16:21,720 --> 00:16:22,770 Hey, guys. 213 00:16:23,740 --> 00:16:24,790 Where's my bunk? 214 00:16:25,100 --> 00:16:26,960 I carried it down to the lake. 215 00:16:28,680 --> 00:16:29,940 Do you like Arnie's sofa? 216 00:16:30,300 --> 00:16:33,140 Well, yes. It actually... Where'd the TV come from? 217 00:16:33,960 --> 00:16:36,020 Did you guys rob a bank during that time? 218 00:16:42,291 --> 00:16:49,439 You're the last person I'm going to believe. Miss, I hung out with the Loch 219 00:16:49,440 --> 00:16:50,490 Monster. 220 00:16:50,540 --> 00:16:52,100 Well, this is true. 221 00:16:52,101 --> 00:16:56,119 We betrayed your friendship with London by selling your secrets to the Global 222 00:16:56,120 --> 00:16:57,170 Enquirer. 223 00:16:57,680 --> 00:16:59,380 Now you choose to tell the truth? 224 00:17:00,940 --> 00:17:03,240 Yeah. And it feels kind of good. 225 00:17:03,241 --> 00:17:06,479 I can't believe you leaked London's secrets to the press. 226 00:17:06,480 --> 00:17:08,340 I mean, it's despicable. It's heinous. 227 00:17:09,160 --> 00:17:10,210 It's her. 228 00:17:11,540 --> 00:17:12,590 Hey, London. 229 00:17:12,700 --> 00:17:14,480 Look, I had nothing to do with it. 230 00:17:14,481 --> 00:17:19,239 Because of your advice, everything has worked out between me and Lance. 231 00:17:19,240 --> 00:17:20,440 You're dating Fishboy? 232 00:17:21,480 --> 00:17:23,200 Yes, and we're happy as clam. 233 00:17:23,800 --> 00:17:27,350 I mean, before people rip them out of their shells and dip them in sauce. 234 00:17:28,240 --> 00:17:32,080 I'm so happy for you, but there's something you should know. 235 00:17:32,520 --> 00:17:33,570 Hot tub! 236 00:17:34,420 --> 00:17:35,470 God, sure. 237 00:17:36,180 --> 00:17:37,230 Karaoke machine. 238 00:17:39,960 --> 00:17:43,690 What I'm trying to say is... You know, Maddie, you could have a boyfriend, too. 239 00:17:43,691 --> 00:17:46,549 If you ever did something with that rat's mouth to call a hair. 240 00:17:46,550 --> 00:17:47,990 Now, what did you want to say? 241 00:17:48,030 --> 00:17:50,470 That you can always confide in me. 242 00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:53,490 So, tell me all about you and Fishboy. 243 00:17:53,730 --> 00:17:54,780 Write this down. 244 00:17:56,870 --> 00:18:00,589 I can't go into the big pool. Other people have been in that water. It's got 245 00:18:00,590 --> 00:18:01,640 poor people germs. 246 00:18:02,210 --> 00:18:03,650 Don't worry, we have a filter. 247 00:18:03,850 --> 00:18:06,200 Poor people germs can't afford to get through. 248 00:18:06,201 --> 00:18:09,689 Okay, but do you promise to jump in and give me mouth to mouth? 249 00:18:09,690 --> 00:18:10,890 You won't need rescuing. 250 00:18:11,250 --> 00:18:12,300 Who cares? 251 00:18:17,290 --> 00:18:20,670 I've never seen someone take four hours just to buy a bandage. 252 00:18:21,090 --> 00:18:25,430 Well, I wanted to make the right choice. There was waterproof, extra adhesive, 253 00:18:25,770 --> 00:18:29,330 antibacterial. You went with the ones with little puppies on them. 254 00:18:30,050 --> 00:18:31,810 This one has little nurses at it. 255 00:18:33,290 --> 00:18:35,820 Yeah. Well, shouldn't you be getting back to work? 256 00:18:35,910 --> 00:18:37,910 No. I can't take it anymore. 257 00:18:38,530 --> 00:18:40,530 I wish they were hiring where you work. 258 00:18:41,410 --> 00:18:43,570 Yeah. You and me both. 259 00:18:44,190 --> 00:18:46,850 Well, I gotta go. My favorite show is on. 260 00:18:47,240 --> 00:18:48,380 Chunky McWilliams. 261 00:18:48,840 --> 00:18:50,720 Oh, I did it again. 262 00:18:51,620 --> 00:18:52,920 Oh, that Chunky. 263 00:18:56,060 --> 00:18:57,110 Hey, partner. 264 00:18:57,320 --> 00:18:59,360 Have any problems changing that filter? 265 00:19:00,440 --> 00:19:01,490 Filter? 266 00:19:01,800 --> 00:19:02,850 You didn't do it? 267 00:19:02,851 --> 00:19:06,659 If that filter isn't changed in time, the entire plumbing system will get 268 00:19:06,660 --> 00:19:07,710 up into the... 269 00:19:18,700 --> 00:19:19,840 responsible for that? 270 00:19:20,240 --> 00:19:22,160 Arwen, who is responsible for that? 271 00:19:25,760 --> 00:19:30,559 I am, Mr. Mosby. I forgot to replace the filter. Well, fix it, and you will pay 272 00:19:30,560 --> 00:19:31,499 for the damages. 273 00:19:31,500 --> 00:19:35,479 And you'll be receiving a bill for my dry cleaner, and my facialist, and my 274 00:19:35,480 --> 00:19:36,530 dirty ducky. 275 00:19:39,240 --> 00:19:40,680 Isn't she hot when she's hot? 276 00:19:40,681 --> 00:19:46,559 Look, Arwen, thanks for taking the blame for me, man. I promise tomorrow that... 277 00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:47,610 You know what, just... 278 00:19:48,170 --> 00:19:49,370 Don't talk to me anymore. 279 00:19:57,190 --> 00:20:00,930 It was bizarre, Mother. I went to clean the pool, and it was already clean. 280 00:20:01,610 --> 00:20:05,340 Sparkling, even. You know, like when I wax your head before you put your wig 281 00:20:11,090 --> 00:20:13,210 Actually, Arwen, I cleaned the pool. 282 00:20:13,990 --> 00:20:15,430 Hold on, Mother. By yourself? 283 00:20:17,470 --> 00:20:19,070 Mother, I have to go. Uh -huh. 284 00:20:21,630 --> 00:20:23,800 Macaroni and cheese with the smiley faces. 285 00:20:25,570 --> 00:20:27,870 And I also told Mr. 286 00:20:28,070 --> 00:20:29,510 Mosby the sludge was my fault. 287 00:20:30,070 --> 00:20:31,750 And don't worry about the damages. 288 00:20:32,250 --> 00:20:35,690 Every cent is coming out of my mom's paycheck. 289 00:20:35,691 --> 00:20:41,309 Well, thanks, buddy. It takes a big man to give up his mother's money to help a 290 00:20:41,310 --> 00:20:42,360 friend. 291 00:20:42,550 --> 00:20:44,070 Anyway, I'm really sorry. 292 00:20:45,570 --> 00:20:46,620 Apology accepted. 293 00:20:46,989 --> 00:20:48,390 Now, let's get back to work. 294 00:20:48,950 --> 00:20:52,650 Actually, Owen, I think you should fire me. What? Are you kidding? 295 00:20:52,890 --> 00:20:57,489 Today's the day we get to scrape the bird droppings off the roof. Oh, I don't 296 00:20:57,490 --> 00:20:59,290 think I deserve to have that much fun. 297 00:20:59,610 --> 00:21:01,130 Sure you do. 298 00:21:01,370 --> 00:21:04,630 Oh, I forgot my dirty birdie scraper at home. 299 00:21:05,210 --> 00:21:07,500 Well, I guess we'll just have to use our hands. 300 00:21:07,910 --> 00:21:08,960 No! 301 00:21:10,470 --> 00:21:11,520 Whoa. 302 00:21:15,750 --> 00:21:17,770 Check out this. week's Global Inquirer. 303 00:21:18,170 --> 00:21:20,030 London Tipton dating fish boy. 304 00:21:20,890 --> 00:21:24,050 What? She won't date me, but she'll date someone with gills? 305 00:21:25,550 --> 00:21:26,600 Hey there, buddy. 306 00:21:26,910 --> 00:21:28,110 Are you getting taller? 307 00:21:29,130 --> 00:21:31,180 Well, actually... Can I borrow some money? 308 00:21:32,890 --> 00:21:35,070 No. You have a job. 309 00:21:36,250 --> 00:21:38,360 I'm not really working for Arwen anymore. 310 00:21:38,730 --> 00:21:41,050 If he asks, I move to Lake Tanaka. 311 00:21:42,710 --> 00:21:43,760 Excuse me. 312 00:21:43,850 --> 00:21:44,900 Where's the bread? 313 00:21:45,090 --> 00:21:46,140 In aisle two. 314 00:21:46,540 --> 00:21:50,330 But I'd stalk you and Al for it, because that's where we keep the hot tamales. 315 00:21:53,480 --> 00:21:55,700 Smooth. How did you know all that? 316 00:21:56,160 --> 00:22:00,059 Well, I guess I spent so much time hiding here from Arwen that I picked up 317 00:22:00,060 --> 00:22:01,520 things. Very impressive. 318 00:22:02,120 --> 00:22:04,200 If you want a job, you've got one here. 319 00:22:04,740 --> 00:22:06,060 Really? I accept. 320 00:22:06,500 --> 00:22:09,810 Great! We finally filled that position that's been open all week. 321 00:22:12,780 --> 00:22:13,830 All week? 322 00:22:17,961 --> 00:22:21,239 I know your twin was looking for a job. 323 00:22:21,240 --> 00:22:22,429 Yeah, I can't believe it either. 324 00:22:22,430 --> 00:22:26,980 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 24666

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