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[ding]
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It's me, not you,
back from peru.
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What, did you buy
all of south america?
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No, silly.
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Just the shiny stuff.
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Ohh.
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Whoa! Is that real gold?
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Don't touch!
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This looks
like a genuine, pre-columbian
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Artifact from the
mezoian american civilization.
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I would
say it dated circa 3000 b.C.
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It's really old.
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Oh! Ooh!
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And I got this
pretty necklace, too.
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Is that
a real emerald?
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What is this,
slap zack day?
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London, you can't just
steal another country's cultural artifacts.
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Daddy didn't steal them.
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He bought them from
a guy named dakota smith.
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He delivered them
in the middle of the night
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And then we left
really, really fast on a jet.
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I barely made it
up the steps.
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Well, as long as
they weren't stolen.
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And now daddy's
going to display
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All the treasures
of the pyramid right here at the tipton.
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Ooh! May I present
the main attraction?
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Queen quiqui qumqum.
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Aah! The curse
of the mummy!
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Ooh!
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What curse?
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The curse
of queen quiqui!
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Anyone who disturbs
her rest
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Shall be doomed
forever.
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Ah!
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Oh, wait. How do
you know so much about this?
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Oh. Come here,
come here, come here.
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My village
lies in the shadow
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Of queen quiqui's
pyramid.
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But it looked like no one
had been near there for a thousand years.
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Right. Because as I may
have mentioned before,
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It's cursed!
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Only a complete idiot
would go there!
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Hi.
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The only thing
worse than disturbing queen quiqui's rest
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Is if someone stole
her precious emeralds.
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Aah! The curse
of the necklace!
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Aah!
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Boy, they got
a lot of curses.
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♪ here I am in your life ♪
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♪ here you are in mine ♪
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♪ yes, we have a suite life ♪
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♪ most of the time ♪
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♪ you and me,
we got the world to see ♪
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♪ so come on down ♪
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♪ just me and you
know what to do ♪
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♪ so come on down ♪
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♪ it's you and me
and me and you ♪
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♪ we got the whole place
to ourselves ♪
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♪ you and me,
we got it all for free ♪
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♪ so come on down ♪
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♪ this is the suite life ♪
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♪ we've got a suite life ♪
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Don't you worry,
mr. Smith.
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Call me dakota.
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Oh. North or south?
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Just dakota.
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Ok.
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Want a signed picture of me
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Fighting off a rampaging
rhino with a spork?
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Ooh.
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Maybe later.
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Although I will be away
at a wedding this weekend,
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I assure you, your exhibit
will be completely safe.
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I have put
my best man in charge.
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Skippy!
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Ooh, my!
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Yes, sir?
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This is your best man?
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Actually, my best man
is getting married.
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My second best man
is out sick,
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And my third best man
is the best man
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At my first
best man's wedding.
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So technically,
he's my fourth best man.
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I'm flattered.
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Ohh!
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Perhaps I shall keep
our most valuable item locked in my room.
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I would.
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Take the queen.
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Speaking of which,
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Here. Have a queen
quiqui hat.
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Ooh!
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Cool!
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Thank you.
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It'll go with my
I'm with stupid t-shirt.
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Which I should be
wearing right now.
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While I am away
I want nothing to happen to this exhibit.
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And by nothing,
keep zack and cody out.
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Don't worry, sir.
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They won't get by me.
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I am
an impenetrable wall.
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Hey, skippy.
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Yo, skip.
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Hey, guys!
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Oh, aren't they
the cutest kids?
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Show me the mummy!
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I will show you the door!
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Now, consider this
your first and last warning.
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You are not allowed
in this room ever.
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But we just want to take
a peek at the mummy.
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There will be no mummy
peeking in this room.
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That's right because
it's going to be in dakota smith's room.
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Mmm!
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Oh, I guess I shouldn't
have told them that, huh?
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You think?
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Crowd: Send the mummy home!
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Send the mummy home!
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Send the mummy home!
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Hey, lady!
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If you want
to protest something,
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You should protest that
outfit. It's hideous.
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Oh, miss london!
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Queen quiqui must go home,
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Or she will punish us all.
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Esteban,
stop being ridiculous,
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And take off
that silly hat.
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This is my hat of protection.
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The garlic keeps away
the dead.
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It does a good job
on the living, too.
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Oh! Oh, poor maddie.
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The evil protestors
trampled you, too.
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Look what they did
to your hair.
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They didn't touch my hair.
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Oh. Never mind.
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Anyway, I completely
agree with them.
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Queen quiqui must go home.
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Oh, maddie, you, too,
believe this wrong should be righted.
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Yes. I just met the ambassador
from qumqum outside.
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And he's very upset.
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Pepe's out there?
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He's the one
in the garlic pants.
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He owes me $10.
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London, everything
should go back to qumqum,
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Including that necklace.
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It's a priceless
cultural artifact.
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A precious remnant of
a once great civilization.
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Yeah, but it goes
great with my new boots.
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It's just not fair.
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Moseby won't let us in
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To see them
set up the exhibit
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Because he's afraid
we'll break something.
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Well, you did
break the chandelier in the ballroom
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And the vent
in the lounge
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And that statue
in the atrium and...
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What's your point?
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Boys, once
the exhibit is open,
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You can
go see it just like everybody else.
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It costs 32.50 per person.
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Or you can read all
about it in the papers.
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Ohh.
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Esteban, get in here.
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But I'm afraid
to see the mummy.
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Uhh!
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The mummy isn't
down here.
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Now, open your eyes.
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Aah!
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Would you relax?
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It's just
my old dolly holly.
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Well, they should've
called her scary mary.
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Ok. So...
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How is holly the dolly
going to help us
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The mummy back home?
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We just have
to wrap her up in this,
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Put her in a crate
to get her by skippy,
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Then switch her
with the real mummy,
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Which we'll
bring down here
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And deliver
to ambassador pepe.
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He's going
back to qumqum for the iguana festival.
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He is?
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Oh, I can't believe
I missed it again.
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I love the running
of the iguanas.
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The running
of the iguanas?
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We used to have the running
of the chameleons,
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But no one can
ever see them.
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Help me focus here!
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Oh, right, right.
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We must return
queen quiqui back home
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Before we are cursed.
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By the way,
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What exactly does
this curse do to you?
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Well, let's just say
you spend your life
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In agonizing toil
and poverty.
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I got that now.
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And your skin melts off,
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Your eyes explode,
and your hair bursts into flames.
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Ooh.
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Oh, that would so
put a damper on prom.
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Ok.
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Hurry up.
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Ok, ok.
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Zack, I don't know.
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Don't worry.
Dakota's downstairs dusting his pyramid.
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Come on.
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How did you get
that pass key?
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I just asked
skippy for his.
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He'll give you anything
if you ask for it.
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I even got his wallet.
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There she is!
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Wow! That is so cool!
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Nice to meet you,
queen quiqui!
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Stop! Don't touch.
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She mighty fall
to pieces.
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Yeah, I do have
that effect on women.
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Yeah, when you're not
wearing deodorant.
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Oh, yeah? If you're
such a lady's man,
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Why don't you go
give her a kiss?
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Quit pushing!
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Why, are you
going to cry?
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Ooh!
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Lucky for us she landed
on that awning.
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Oh!
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[grunting]
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Let's go!
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Ahh!
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It's dakota!
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Hide!
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Uhh!
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What are we
going to do?
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[chuckles]
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Don't worry.
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I've got a plan.
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No.
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You're thinking
you don'you'll wrap me up what I in that gauze,
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Then put me
in a sarcophagus,
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Then switch uset
out later.Ummy,
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Ok, so you do know
what I'm thinking.
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But I mean, if both
of us thought of it,
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It can't be
that bad of a plan.
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Yes, it can.
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It can be
a terrible plan.
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It can be
the worst plan in the history of plans.
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Ok, then think
of another plan
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And while you're
thinking, hold this.
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Uhh!
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Stupid key.
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Where's that housekeeper?
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Ooh, not so tight.
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I can barely move.
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You're dead. You're not
supposed to move. Now mute.
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Zack, I have a bad
feeling about this.
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Come on.
What could go wrong?
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I have to go potty.
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I'll be right back.
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There's nothing
to worry about.
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Now get in the coffin.
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Never mind.
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Ok. Let's get this mummy
down to the exhibit.
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So...
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Want a signed
picture of me
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Putting a giraffe
in a headlock?
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Great.
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00:11:08,044 --> 00:11:12,414
Now I have to pay 32.50
just to see my brother.
263
00:11:22,089 --> 00:11:23,022
[ding]
264
00:11:23,097 --> 00:11:24,997
There you are!
265
00:11:25,079 --> 00:11:27,848
Oh! Whatcha doing?
266
00:11:27,935 --> 00:11:29,136
Look, cody is posing
as the mummy
267
00:11:29,211 --> 00:11:31,446
Here and switch him
with the real one.
268
00:11:31,530 --> 00:11:32,763
Where's the real one?
269
00:11:34,554 --> 00:11:35,787
Aah!
270
00:11:35,864 --> 00:11:36,831
Shh!
271
00:11:36,906 --> 00:11:38,874
[muffled scream]
272
00:11:41,173 --> 00:11:44,242
I just need your help
getting past skippy.
273
00:11:44,331 --> 00:11:46,032
Oh, that'll be easy.
274
00:11:46,112 --> 00:11:48,380
That guy is d-u-m-m.
275
00:11:48,464 --> 00:11:50,232
Dumb.
276
00:11:50,312 --> 00:11:53,380
Yeah, but moseby gave him
specific instructions
277
00:11:53,470 --> 00:11:55,871
Not to let me or cody
into the ballroom.
278
00:11:55,956 --> 00:11:57,290
Ohh!
279
00:11:57,368 --> 00:12:00,003
So you need someone
who has more power than moseby.
280
00:12:00,089 --> 00:12:01,056
Yeah.
281
00:12:01,131 --> 00:12:03,098
Who you going to ask?
282
00:12:04,659 --> 00:12:08,495
♪ take one down,
pass it around ♪
283
00:12:08,590 --> 00:12:12,226
♪ one bottle of pop
on the wall ♪
284
00:12:12,320 --> 00:12:15,288
Where the heck
is zack?
285
00:12:15,377 --> 00:12:17,311
[yawns]
286
00:12:17,393 --> 00:12:19,227
I am so ready for bed.
287
00:12:19,308 --> 00:12:22,911
Although this
is pretty darn cozy.
288
00:12:23,003 --> 00:12:27,106
I could see sleeping in here
for a couple thousand years.
289
00:12:27,203 --> 00:12:29,371
[yawns]
290
00:12:30,732 --> 00:12:32,566
[snoring]
291
00:12:34,730 --> 00:12:36,197
Hey, maddie.
Hey, esteban.
292
00:12:36,275 --> 00:12:37,809
Both: Hey, skippy!
293
00:12:37,888 --> 00:12:39,722
Oh, I can't let you in.
294
00:12:39,804 --> 00:12:42,138
You might be the twins
in disguise.
295
00:12:42,222 --> 00:12:44,390
Or we might be
maddie and esteban
296
00:12:44,474 --> 00:12:46,675
Delivering
an artifact that was left in the basement.
297
00:12:46,759 --> 00:12:48,826
Ohh. What is it?
298
00:12:48,909 --> 00:12:50,843
It's, uh...
299
00:12:50,925 --> 00:12:52,392
Earring!
300
00:12:55,897 --> 00:12:58,499
It was the era
of big ears.
301
00:12:58,586 --> 00:13:01,788
It was right
after big noses,
302
00:13:01,878 --> 00:13:05,147
Just before big feet.
303
00:13:06,011 --> 00:13:08,179
Well, ok.
304
00:13:08,261 --> 00:13:09,962
But I have
to come with you.
305
00:13:10,043 --> 00:13:11,043
No, you can't!
306
00:13:11,117 --> 00:13:12,218
Why not?
307
00:13:12,293 --> 00:13:14,094
Because!
308
00:13:15,317 --> 00:13:17,885
There's an emergency
we forgot to tell you about.
309
00:13:17,972 --> 00:13:18,905
What is it?
310
00:13:18,980 --> 00:13:21,548
Tell him, maddie.
311
00:13:22,878 --> 00:13:25,646
The protestors...
312
00:13:25,733 --> 00:13:28,168
Are tunneling under
the ballroom as we speak
313
00:13:28,253 --> 00:13:30,221
To steal the exhibit!
314
00:13:30,303 --> 00:13:31,470
Ooh! What do I do?
315
00:13:31,546 --> 00:13:33,381
You need to go to the...
316
00:13:33,461 --> 00:13:34,795
Kitchen...
317
00:13:34,873 --> 00:13:36,240
And get all the...
318
00:13:36,317 --> 00:13:38,952
Pudding you can carry!
319
00:13:39,038 --> 00:13:41,673
Well, why?
320
00:13:42,936 --> 00:13:44,203
Yes.
321
00:13:44,280 --> 00:13:45,681
Why?
322
00:13:46,934 --> 00:13:50,604
So the protestors can't
escape out of their hole.
323
00:13:50,697 --> 00:13:52,331
That makes sense.
324
00:13:52,411 --> 00:13:53,711
It does?
325
00:13:53,788 --> 00:13:57,190
I mean, sure it does.
326
00:13:57,283 --> 00:13:59,484
Ok. Quick, work, go!
327
00:13:59,567 --> 00:14:01,201
Come on! Let's
make the switch!
328
00:14:01,281 --> 00:14:02,915
The sooner,
the better.
329
00:14:02,995 --> 00:14:04,862
My garlic
is losing its potency.
330
00:14:04,944 --> 00:14:06,945
No, it's not.
331
00:14:13,612 --> 00:14:14,813
Come on!
332
00:14:14,888 --> 00:14:16,556
Ok, ok.
333
00:14:18,920 --> 00:14:20,621
[snoring]
334
00:14:20,702 --> 00:14:24,772
Do you hear snoring?
335
00:14:24,867 --> 00:14:30,539
No. Now, com!
336
00:14:30,646 --> 00:14:31,980
We're out of pudding,
337
00:14:32,058 --> 00:14:35,260
But we got a whole mess
of coleslaw!
338
00:14:35,351 --> 00:14:37,051
Hey, skippy!
339
00:14:37,131 --> 00:14:38,932
I need you to do me
a big favor.
340
00:14:39,013 --> 00:14:41,014
Well, we're all
out of pudding.
341
00:14:42,978 --> 00:14:44,979
And that's what I want!
342
00:14:45,061 --> 00:14:46,127
So go buy some!
343
00:14:46,203 --> 00:14:49,739
But I-I-I-I'm
supposed to be standing guard.
344
00:14:49,832 --> 00:14:52,266
Do you know what
happened to the last tipton employee
345
00:14:52,351 --> 00:14:55,954
Who refused to help me,
london tipton?
346
00:14:56,048 --> 00:14:56,947
No.
347
00:14:57,022 --> 00:14:58,022
Let's just say,
348
00:14:58,097 --> 00:15:00,865
All that was left of him
was his nametag
349
00:15:00,953 --> 00:15:04,389
And a tiny pile of pudding.
350
00:15:06,262 --> 00:15:08,930
Ok. I-I-I-I'll get
your pudding faster
351
00:15:09,017 --> 00:15:11,719
Than you can
say butterscotch.
352
00:15:13,385 --> 00:15:16,954
But say it real slow.
353
00:15:20,104 --> 00:15:24,341
Buuutteeerrr...
354
00:15:24,438 --> 00:15:25,572
Scooootch.
355
00:15:25,649 --> 00:15:26,982
Can we just go in now?
356
00:15:27,060 --> 00:15:28,227
Shh! Come on!
357
00:15:29,075 --> 00:15:31,176
We're here for you, cody.
358
00:15:31,260 --> 00:15:33,161
He probably can't hear us
through all the gauze.
359
00:15:33,241 --> 00:15:35,176
Help me carry cody.
360
00:15:35,257 --> 00:15:36,424
Uh!
361
00:15:37,273 --> 00:15:40,175
Wow. Lighter than I thought.
362
00:15:41,272 --> 00:15:42,773
Sorry, buddy.
363
00:15:44,363 --> 00:15:45,663
That's odd.
364
00:15:48,463 --> 00:15:51,131
Aaaah!
365
00:15:52,830 --> 00:15:54,498
That's not cody.
366
00:15:54,577 --> 00:15:56,111
It's the curse
of the mummy.
367
00:15:56,190 --> 00:15:58,291
It turned cody
into a giant doll!
368
00:15:58,374 --> 00:16:01,843
With one eye
and really bad split ends.
369
00:16:04,724 --> 00:16:07,159
Gotta load the queen
on a truck and in a few hours
370
00:16:07,244 --> 00:16:09,512
She'll be on a plane
heading back to qumqum.
371
00:16:09,596 --> 00:16:11,964
Oh, no. You cannot
get there by plane.
372
00:16:12,049 --> 00:16:14,250
From the dock, we have
to take a train,
373
00:16:14,334 --> 00:16:16,335
A bus, and
a number 5 donkey.
374
00:16:17,189 --> 00:16:18,189
Just watch the mummy.
375
00:16:18,265 --> 00:16:20,599
I'll go wait
for ambassador pepe.
376
00:16:20,683 --> 00:16:21,616
Ok.
377
00:16:21,691 --> 00:16:23,559
Ahh.
378
00:16:23,640 --> 00:16:24,941
Don't worry, your highness.
379
00:16:25,017 --> 00:16:28,787
Soon you'll be back with
your dead and decaying friends.
380
00:16:28,882 --> 00:16:30,482
[yawn]
381
00:16:32,914 --> 00:16:34,815
Did you say
something, mummy?
382
00:16:34,896 --> 00:16:37,531
Ahh.
383
00:16:37,618 --> 00:16:38,818
[no audio]
384
00:16:39,767 --> 00:16:42,903
Muh-muh-muh-muh-muh-
muh-maddie!
385
00:16:42,994 --> 00:16:43,927
What is it?
386
00:16:44,002 --> 00:16:46,904
M-m-m-m-m-m-mummy!
387
00:16:46,991 --> 00:16:48,926
Yes! It's a mummy.
388
00:16:49,007 --> 00:16:49,941
What's wrong?
389
00:16:50,015 --> 00:16:53,551
I-I-I-I-I-it's alive!
390
00:16:53,644 --> 00:16:57,714
No, it is not.
It's dead. See?
391
00:16:57,810 --> 00:16:59,811
Dead, dead, dead!
392
00:17:01,776 --> 00:17:03,276
Right!
393
00:17:04,463 --> 00:17:07,065
Dead, dead, dead.
394
00:17:07,151 --> 00:17:09,486
Ow!
395
00:17:19,616 --> 00:17:24,153
Muh-muh-muh-muh-muh-
muh-maddie!
396
00:17:24,253 --> 00:17:25,186
What is it now?!
397
00:17:25,261 --> 00:17:26,494
The mummy is moving!
398
00:17:26,571 --> 00:17:29,607
Oh, don't be ridiculous!
399
00:17:29,696 --> 00:17:31,397
Just a sec.
For the last time,
400
00:17:31,477 --> 00:17:33,978
Mummies do not
come back to life!
401
00:17:34,064 --> 00:17:36,032
I said just a second!
402
00:17:40,448 --> 00:17:41,381
Run!
403
00:17:41,456 --> 00:17:43,323
[screaming]
404
00:17:45,119 --> 00:17:48,554
What kind of curse turns
someone into a doll?
405
00:17:48,646 --> 00:17:51,314
The mummy dolly
cursy thingie.
406
00:17:51,401 --> 00:17:53,803
Oh, yeah.
That's real scary.
407
00:17:53,887 --> 00:17:55,521
Oh, no. Here comes
the mummy dolly.
408
00:17:55,601 --> 00:17:59,737
She's going to make me
play tea party of doom.
409
00:17:59,834 --> 00:18:01,001
Well, then how do you explain
410
00:18:01,078 --> 00:18:02,879
The hideous thing
that happened to cody?
411
00:18:04,874 --> 00:18:06,074
You know,
412
00:18:06,151 --> 00:18:09,153
As a mother, there's a few
things I don't want to hear.
413
00:18:09,242 --> 00:18:12,010
And one of them is
"explain this hideous thing
414
00:18:12,098 --> 00:18:12,998
That happened to cody!"
415
00:18:13,073 --> 00:18:15,140
It's simple.
416
00:18:15,223 --> 00:18:16,757
He's been cursed.
417
00:18:16,836 --> 00:18:18,269
And now he's
a dolly mummy.
418
00:18:18,347 --> 00:18:22,317
But deep down,
he's still your son.
419
00:18:23,690 --> 00:18:25,190
The real story is?
420
00:18:25,269 --> 00:18:27,637
Well, you wouldn't
pay for us to see the real mummy,
421
00:18:27,722 --> 00:18:29,155
So we snuck
into see it,
422
00:18:29,234 --> 00:18:30,668
But cody made it
fall out the window,
423
00:18:30,746 --> 00:18:33,147
So I wrapped him up
in gauze and some men took him away.
424
00:18:34,307 --> 00:18:35,908
I liked your story better.
425
00:18:35,987 --> 00:18:38,989
Yay! My story!
426
00:18:39,985 --> 00:18:40,952
Ok, guys,
427
00:18:41,027 --> 00:18:42,928
I want to know what's
really going on,
428
00:18:43,009 --> 00:18:44,243
And I don't want to hear
anything about a curse.
429
00:18:44,320 --> 00:18:45,920
There's no such
thing as curses.
430
00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:47,734
Run!
431
00:18:47,814 --> 00:18:49,982
The rse
of queen quiqui!
432
00:18:50,065 --> 00:18:53,368
Maddie, now, don't
tell me you believe in this nonsense, too.
433
00:18:53,458 --> 00:18:55,493
No. I believe
in that nonsense.
434
00:18:55,575 --> 00:18:57,343
[grunting]
435
00:18:59,305 --> 00:19:00,339
Oh, it's--
436
00:19:00,413 --> 00:19:01,780
Mad! Ohh!
437
00:19:01,858 --> 00:19:03,993
I'll protect you!
438
00:19:04,076 --> 00:19:05,210
[grunting]
439
00:19:05,285 --> 00:19:06,886
What are you doing?!
440
00:19:06,966 --> 00:19:10,869
I said my room
is out of toilet paper!
441
00:19:11,938 --> 00:19:13,338
Thank you.
442
00:19:18,490 --> 00:19:19,423
Give me that hat!
443
00:19:19,498 --> 00:19:20,965
Aah!
No!
444
00:19:21,043 --> 00:19:23,111
He won't hurt you!
445
00:19:23,194 --> 00:19:25,495
Not if I have
the hat! Aah!
446
00:19:26,386 --> 00:19:27,953
Whoa!
Oh, no.
447
00:19:28,032 --> 00:19:29,399
Don't unwrap it.
448
00:19:29,476 --> 00:19:31,411
Who knows what it looks like
after thousands of years.
449
00:19:31,492 --> 00:19:34,394
Aah! It's hideous!
450
00:19:35,323 --> 00:19:37,124
Come here, honey.
Are you ok?
451
00:19:37,205 --> 00:19:40,807
Swell. Just a little dizzy.
452
00:19:40,900 --> 00:19:42,901
Welcome back, buddy.
453
00:19:42,984 --> 00:19:44,518
Welcome back?
454
00:19:44,596 --> 00:19:46,297
You left me wrapped up
for hours.
455
00:19:46,377 --> 00:19:47,544
Where have you been?
456
00:19:47,620 --> 00:19:49,822
I thought you were
coming right back to get me.
457
00:19:49,905 --> 00:19:51,072
Well, we did,
458
00:19:51,148 --> 00:19:53,583
But the mummy
was just a doll wrapped in gauze.
459
00:19:53,668 --> 00:19:55,069
It was a total fake.
460
00:19:55,147 --> 00:19:56,914
How did you
find out the mummy was a fake?
461
00:19:56,995 --> 00:19:58,595
It's a fake?
462
00:19:58,674 --> 00:20:00,208
No.
463
00:20:01,464 --> 00:20:04,666
Liar, liar,
cargo pants on fire!
464
00:20:04,755 --> 00:20:06,857
This necklace
is probably plastic.
465
00:20:06,940 --> 00:20:08,941
Here, maddie.
You can have it.
466
00:20:09,023 --> 00:20:09,956
Actually,
the necklace is real emeralds.
467
00:20:10,031 --> 00:20:11,965
Thanks for holding
it for me, maddie.
468
00:20:13,660 --> 00:20:14,860
If the artifacts are real,
469
00:20:14,937 --> 00:20:16,571
Why would you want
to have a fake mummy?
470
00:20:16,650 --> 00:20:19,986
Because I couldn't find
the real one.
471
00:20:20,077 --> 00:20:22,411
I spent 8 years
in the jungle
472
00:20:22,496 --> 00:20:25,898
Living on beetles
and bat's blood.
473
00:20:25,990 --> 00:20:28,525
All: Ew!
474
00:20:28,611 --> 00:20:30,545
I found all these
beautiful treasures,
475
00:20:30,627 --> 00:20:32,127
But nobody cares
about them
476
00:20:32,206 --> 00:20:35,141
If I don't have some
stupid mummy.
477
00:20:35,230 --> 00:20:37,832
It's all
about the mummy.
478
00:20:37,918 --> 00:20:41,020
Mummy, mummy, mummy!
479
00:20:41,110 --> 00:20:43,411
I think he has
mummy issues.
480
00:20:44,403 --> 00:20:46,337
Wait. So let me
get this straight.
481
00:20:46,419 --> 00:20:49,188
I risked my life
climbing out on an awning
482
00:20:49,274 --> 00:20:50,975
To get a fake mummy?
483
00:20:51,056 --> 00:20:52,857
You climbed out
on an awning?
484
00:20:52,937 --> 00:20:54,471
No.
485
00:20:55,591 --> 00:20:58,927
Well, now the whole
exhibit is ruined.
486
00:20:59,019 --> 00:21:01,053
Well, that's what you get
for trying to make money
487
00:21:01,135 --> 00:21:02,435
Off of another
culture's treasures.
488
00:21:02,513 --> 00:21:04,147
It wasn't
about the money.
489
00:21:04,226 --> 00:21:06,494
You are selling
queen quiqui bubble-heads.
490
00:21:06,578 --> 00:21:08,012
Kids love them.
491
00:21:09,031 --> 00:21:11,332
Ok. There's a truck
waiting outside.
492
00:21:11,416 --> 00:21:13,450
All in favor of returning
queen quiqui's treasures
493
00:21:13,533 --> 00:21:15,601
To her pyramid
raise your hands.
494
00:21:17,532 --> 00:21:19,166
Ohh.
495
00:21:19,245 --> 00:21:21,847
Good. Now let's get
cody unwrapped
496
00:21:21,933 --> 00:21:23,366
Because he really
has to go.
497
00:21:23,445 --> 00:21:24,745
Not anymore.
498
00:21:24,822 --> 00:21:27,524
This gauze is
really absorbent.
499
00:21:36,213 --> 00:21:37,146
Hey, mr. Moseby.
500
00:21:37,221 --> 00:21:38,788
Welcome back.
501
00:21:38,866 --> 00:21:40,133
How was your
friend's wedding?
502
00:21:40,211 --> 00:21:43,046
Great. They loved all
the pudding I brought.
503
00:21:43,134 --> 00:21:46,069
That explains so much.
504
00:21:46,158 --> 00:21:48,359
So, how did things go
during my absence?
505
00:21:48,443 --> 00:21:49,910
Oh, great. Excellent.
506
00:21:49,988 --> 00:21:51,722
No problem whatsoever.
507
00:21:51,803 --> 00:21:52,769
Really?
508
00:21:52,844 --> 00:21:55,145
Ok.
509
00:21:55,230 --> 00:21:57,164
You broke me down.
510
00:21:57,246 --> 00:21:58,813
Oh, I'm in powerful trouble.
511
00:21:58,892 --> 00:22:00,626
The mummy was a fake!
512
00:22:00,706 --> 00:22:03,441
Then what are all these
people in line to see?
513
00:22:03,529 --> 00:22:07,031
Mr. Tipton's
greatest treasure.
514
00:22:07,124 --> 00:22:08,524
Hi.
515
00:22:08,602 --> 00:22:09,735
Bye!
516
00:22:09,811 --> 00:22:10,778
Hi!
517
00:22:10,854 --> 00:22:11,720
Bye!
518
00:22:11,794 --> 00:22:12,794
Don't touch me.
519
00:22:12,870 --> 00:22:14,904
I'm priceless.
520
00:22:14,986 --> 00:22:15,919
Hi!
521
00:22:15,994 --> 00:22:16,927
Bye!
522
00:22:17,002 --> 00:22:18,235
Hi!
523
00:22:18,312 --> 00:22:20,079
Bye!
524
00:22:20,160 --> 00:22:21,093
Hi!
525
00:22:21,168 --> 00:22:22,702
Bye!
526
00:22:22,781 --> 00:22:23,714
Hi!
527
00:22:23,789 --> 00:22:24,722
Bye!
528
00:22:24,797 --> 00:22:26,297
Hi!
529
00:22:26,376 --> 00:22:27,643
Good-bye!
530
00:22:27,693 --> 00:22:32,243
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