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Ow! Zack,
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Cody, no basketball
in the lobby!
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What makes you think
we're playing basketb--
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Oh.
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Yo, toss the rock.
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Oh! You gentlemen must be
the rockland rollers, huh?
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Oh, wonderful.
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Welcome to the tipton.
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Now, over here, boys.
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Heads up!
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Oh!
[ding]
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Yes?
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False alarm, esteban.
Oh!
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Yes!
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Now, chill!
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What are you boys thinking
tearing up this man's hotel?
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Y'all trying to make
the coach look bad?
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All: Sorry, coach.
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Children who listen
to adults?
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How refreshing.
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And you letting them
tear it up.
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Ok.
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Yeah, how come they
can play basketball in the lobby
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And we can't?
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You know, it's
just that, uh...
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You know,
I didn't want to-- I mean, they're--
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In wheelchairs?
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Are they?
I hadn't noticed.
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Shall I check you in?
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Sure.
Ok.
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Thanks, man.
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Hey, listen,
for future reference,
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Just because a person
is in a wheelchair
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Doesn't mean you have to
give them special treatment.
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Oh, of course.
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Now, why don't you
just sign here for the rooms?
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Whoa! Partner,
man, this is steep!
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Man, I can't believe
you won't give a brother in a wheelchair a break.
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Uh, but--
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Perhaps a
special adjustment can be made.
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What did I just
tell you
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About giving
people in wheelchairs special treatment?
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Ok, I'm so sorry!
How can I make it up to you?
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How about a discount?
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You just said--
we had the whole conversation about--
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You know what?
Pay whatever you like!
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Ok! It's free!
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Who threw that?
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Captioning made possible by
abc cable network groups
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♪ here I am, a new life ♪
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♪ here you are in mine ♪
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♪ guess we have the suite life ♪
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♪ most of the time ♪
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♪ you and me got the world
to see ♪
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♪ so come on down ♪
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♪ just me and you
know what to do ♪
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♪ so come on down ♪
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♪ it's you and me,
and me and you ♪
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♪ we got the whole place
to ourselves ♪
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♪ you and me,
we got it all for free ♪
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♪ so come on down ♪
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♪ this is the suite life ♪
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♪ we've got a suite life ♪
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Maddie, that make up
you're wearing
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Makes you look
all sad.
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I am sad.
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Oh, no.
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Now you're probably
gonna tell me why,
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And I'm gonna have
to pretend to care.
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London, you're
the last person
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I would ever go to
for sympathy.
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Ok.
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I can't find
a leading lady for my movie.
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Here's me
pretending to care.
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What movie, maddie?
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My student film.
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What's it about?
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Well, it's about
society's indifference
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Towards
the impoverished
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And the triumph
of the spirit
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Over oppressive
soci-economic circumstance.
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What's it about?
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It's about a girl
and a boy.
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Oh! Sounds good.
Can I be the girl?
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Well, can you act?
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I just pretended
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To listen to
everything you said.
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You did, didn't you?
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Hmm.
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Ok, all right,
you're in!
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So, who am I kissing?
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Sorry I'm late.
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Some kid threw up
in the hot tub.
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It's really hard
to pick up the chunks
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When they're swirling
around like that.
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You'll be kissing him.
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Ok, I'll kiss him,
but I won't shake his hand.
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Uh, maddie?
Yeah?
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On page two of your script,
it says I enter walking.
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I was thinking instead,
maybe I should enter swimming.
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Your scene is outside.
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We'd have to dig up the street
and put in a swimming pool.
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I think it might
be worth it.
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Dude, you got to get
over here right now.
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Jessica simpson is
in the hotel.
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Jessica simpson is here?
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Oh, maybe I can get her to
perform for a pta fundraiser.
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I don't think the bake sale
is going to go very well.
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Don't be silly.
Jessica simpson isn't here.
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Oh, I just saw her
walk by.
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Hi, jessica!
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Hey, y'all!
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Want to come hang out
with me by the pool?
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I need someone to help rub in
my suntan lotion.
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Jamie's on his way.
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I miss jamie.
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Yeah, me, too.
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We used to get in
so much...
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Good clean fun
together.
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Jamie hasn't
been the same since his accident.
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Yeah. All he ever does
is go straight to school
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And then go straight home.
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Like cody.
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Excuse me.
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You're forgetting
about stamp club?
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I came up with
our motto:
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You can't lick us.
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Well, here's my motto:
My brother's a geek.
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Anyway...
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Remember those kids
playing basketball in the lobby?
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Mm-hmm.
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Well, I was hoping
if jamie meets them,
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He might be interested
in basketball again.
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He was the best player
on our team.
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Ahem.
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He was the best player
on our team.
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And now he won't even
pick up a ball.
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I think it's great
that you guys want to help your friend,
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But what happens
when jamie gets here
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And there's no
jessica simpson?
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Oh, no. I am not
putting on a bikini.
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Esteban, thanks again
for being my cameraman.
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I prefer
cinemaphotographer.
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Ok, how do you work
this thing?
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You push the
little red button.
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Oh. Start, ah. Stop.
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Start. Stop.
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Stop!
Ok!
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Not until
I say "action. "
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Ok, london, your character
is selling her wares.
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What wares?
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Those wares.
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Where?
There!
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Your wares are there!
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Pears.
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The pears are my wares?
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Ok, lance, remember,
you're rich.
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Rich who?
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No. I mean
you have money.
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So I'm rich...
And my name is rich?
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Cool.
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No, no. Your name
isn't rich.
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What's my name, then?
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It doesn't matter.
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Then why can't
it be rich?
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Ok, it's rich!
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Look, I am trying to win
a film festival here, people!
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Ok, lance,
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You're about
to enter the hotel
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When you see this poor girl
in tattered clothing.
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Oh, thanks for lending me
your clothes, maddie.
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Right.
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Let's try this, people.
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And...Action!
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Pushing the
record button...Now.
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Oh, poor sales girl,
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Can you tell me
where I might find the room
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Of princess
anastasia?
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Uh, line, please?
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No.
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Fine. Then I'll just
go look it up in my script.
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No, no, no.
Your line is, "no."
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What is
going on here?
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And why are you wearing
maddie's clothes?
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I'm shooting
my student film. Or trying to.
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But you can't shoot
in front of my hotel.
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I can't?
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Absolutely not.
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It would disrupt
my guests.
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Wait...
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Say that again.
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Say what?
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What you just said.
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I mean, the power
of your voice,
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It's--it's riveting.
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Riveting?
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Yeah.
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You mean when I said,
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Absolutely not!
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You'll disrupt
my guests!
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Oh, wow!
I mean...
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You would be perfect
for the part of--of the hotel manager!
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Oh!
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I don't suppose you've
done any acting before.
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Well, actually,
in second grade I played a pirate.
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My teacher gave me
two hooks up! Argh!
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Argh!
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You're hired!
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Oh, great, I'll
go get my peg leg!
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Ok.
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[knock on door]
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I'll get it.
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There's no one there.
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Man: Hello!
I'm down here!
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Argh...
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Hey, daryl.
Thanks for coming to meet our friend.
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Hey, no problem.
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Daryl! Hi, I'm carrie.
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I have been wanting
to meet you
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Since I saw you
at my show last night.
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Oh, really? Mmm...
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[sprays]
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Oh, no, I'm not
interested in you for that.
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I mean,
not that I couldn't be.
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I mean, you're a very
attractive man.
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What I'm trying to say--
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I dated a guy
in a wheelchair once.
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Maybe you know him!
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Aw...
Aw...
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Carrie, listen,
I was just playing around.
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I have a girlfriend.
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Oh, is she
in a wheelchair, too?
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No, she can walk.
Maybe you know her?
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Ok, ok, what
I wanted to ask was,
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I know that you're
in town for a tournament,
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But is there any way
you could squeeze in
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A charity game of wheelchair
basketball with my boys' team?
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It'd be a great way
to raise money for their school.
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To play a team
that's able-bodied. You don't expect u
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It just wouldn't be fair.
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Well, don't worry.
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We could spot you
a few points.
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00:09:24,016 --> 00:09:27,652
No. I mean it wouldn't
be fair to you.
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Sounds like
a challenge. We accept.
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Who can work'll have
a wheelchair. Our team
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That is, if we
convince jamie to play.
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Great! All I have to do
is book the gym,
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Ets, s
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We'll need food.
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Oh, you can't go wrong
with cookies.
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No!
No!
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I'll buy some.
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[pounding on door]
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I'll buy somi'll get it.
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All right, I'm here
to see jessica.
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Hey, you must
be jamie.
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All right, no offense,
258
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But you're not nearly
as pretty in person.
259
00:10:04,823 --> 00:10:06,490
Ok, we kinda lied
about jessica simpson
260
00:10:06,570 --> 00:10:08,871
So you'd come meet
our friend daryl.
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00:10:08,954 --> 00:10:10,755
Hey, I hear
you play hoops.
262
00:10:10,834 --> 00:10:13,536
I did.
Not anymore.
263
00:10:13,623 --> 00:10:15,223
Zack: Well, now
you can again.
264
00:10:15,302 --> 00:10:16,936
We're setting up
a wheelchair game.
265
00:10:17,015 --> 00:10:20,851
Oh, so this was
just a way to get me back on the team?
266
00:10:20,944 --> 00:10:22,711
Yeah.
It was all my idea.
267
00:10:22,791 --> 00:10:24,792
Yeah? Yeah, well,
it's stupid!
268
00:10:24,875 --> 00:10:26,075
You hear that, cody?
269
00:10:26,151 --> 00:10:27,618
Your idea's stupid.
270
00:10:27,696 --> 00:10:29,329
All right,
I'm out of here.
271
00:10:29,408 --> 00:10:31,209
Wait, wait,
wait, wait.
272
00:10:31,289 --> 00:10:33,590
Jamie, can't you
at least think about it?
273
00:10:33,674 --> 00:10:36,075
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
274
00:10:36,160 --> 00:10:38,628
Look, daryl, why aren't you
going after him?
275
00:10:38,712 --> 00:10:40,179
'cause my arms are tired.
276
00:10:40,256 --> 00:10:43,525
Hey, look, man,
everybody comes to terms with their injury
277
00:10:43,615 --> 00:10:44,782
At their own pace.
278
00:10:44,857 --> 00:10:47,759
You go through depression,
anger, denial.
279
00:10:47,847 --> 00:10:49,314
How did you end up
in your wheelchair?
280
00:10:49,391 --> 00:10:50,992
I'm in a wheelcha--
281
00:10:51,072 --> 00:10:53,473
Holy cow, why didn't
no one tell me?
282
00:11:06,688 --> 00:11:09,523
What are you doing?
283
00:11:09,611 --> 00:11:11,645
Beats me.
284
00:11:12,600 --> 00:11:14,701
You know we got a game
coming up?
285
00:11:14,784 --> 00:11:18,953
Relax, trent,
it's only an exhibition.
286
00:11:19,048 --> 00:11:21,750
My dad said if you're
not giving a maximum effort all the time,
287
00:11:21,836 --> 00:11:24,604
You're a waste
of human life.
288
00:11:24,691 --> 00:11:27,025
Well, he must be
a lot of fun at parties.
289
00:11:27,109 --> 00:11:28,676
Ha ha!
290
00:11:29,661 --> 00:11:31,929
Daryl:
Hey, what's happening?
291
00:11:32,013 --> 00:11:34,014
Figured I'd come
give you guys a few pointers.
292
00:11:34,095 --> 00:11:35,129
Hey, where's your coach?
293
00:11:35,204 --> 00:11:38,272
Right here! Woo!
294
00:11:39,805 --> 00:11:41,472
Ah, don't worry.
Electric wheelchairs
295
00:11:41,551 --> 00:11:43,418
Are not allowed
in the game anyway.
296
00:11:43,500 --> 00:11:45,067
What?
They're not allowed here,
297
00:11:45,145 --> 00:11:47,346
They're not allowed
in the carpool lane.
298
00:11:47,429 --> 00:11:49,030
Where are they
allowed?
299
00:11:49,108 --> 00:11:51,843
Daryl, this is
out coach--arwin.
300
00:11:51,929 --> 00:11:53,229
Oh, hey,
how you doing, coach?
301
00:11:53,306 --> 00:11:54,373
Daryl.
302
00:11:54,448 --> 00:11:55,681
Cool. Good, good.
So, where'd you coach before?
303
00:11:55,758 --> 00:11:58,860
Oh, wow, uh...
Nowhere.
304
00:11:58,949 --> 00:12:00,416
So, where'd you play?
305
00:12:00,495 --> 00:12:04,531
Oh, played.
Nowhere.
306
00:12:04,626 --> 00:12:06,059
So why'd you get
into coaching?
307
00:12:06,136 --> 00:12:10,106
Oh, this snazzy jacket,
of course. Ha ha!
308
00:12:10,201 --> 00:12:12,836
Talk about playing
with the handicapped.
309
00:12:14,398 --> 00:12:15,765
Good luck.
310
00:12:15,842 --> 00:12:17,343
Hey, let's do
some layups.
311
00:12:17,421 --> 00:12:20,190
Great. I'm real excited
to be on the court.
312
00:12:20,277 --> 00:12:21,777
Yeah, you should
be good at this.
313
00:12:21,854 --> 00:12:23,688
You're used to sitting
during our games.
314
00:12:23,769 --> 00:12:25,870
Hey, zack, come on,
get the ball, man.
315
00:12:25,952 --> 00:12:28,787
Whoa.
In the chair, partner.
316
00:12:30,586 --> 00:12:32,988
Come on, guys,
let's focus.
317
00:12:33,072 --> 00:12:34,606
I believe
in hard work.
318
00:12:34,684 --> 00:12:38,286
Well, I believe
in frequent short naps.
319
00:12:41,906 --> 00:12:43,339
Oh, hey, jamie.
320
00:12:43,416 --> 00:12:45,484
You decide to
check out the team?
321
00:12:45,567 --> 00:12:48,302
No. The wheelchair exit's
out that door.
322
00:12:48,387 --> 00:12:50,422
Oh, you mean
the skateboard ramp?
323
00:12:51,847 --> 00:12:53,882
Hey, why don't you
stick around for a while.
324
00:12:53,962 --> 00:12:57,799
I have better things
to do than watch you guys make fools of yourselves.
325
00:12:57,892 --> 00:13:00,394
We are not making fools
of ourselves.
326
00:13:00,479 --> 00:13:01,746
[arwin screaming]
327
00:13:01,822 --> 00:13:03,756
Incoming!
328
00:13:03,837 --> 00:13:06,172
[crash]
329
00:13:10,152 --> 00:13:12,220
I'm out of here.
330
00:13:12,301 --> 00:13:14,368
Ow! Stop that!
331
00:13:14,450 --> 00:13:17,152
You know,
the jamie I knew wasn't a quitter!
332
00:13:17,237 --> 00:13:19,038
If that's what you want to be,
then fine.
333
00:13:19,119 --> 00:13:21,387
Just keep on walking!
334
00:13:21,470 --> 00:13:23,804
That was
a poor choice of words.
335
00:13:28,019 --> 00:13:30,754
Ok, now, this is
the dream sequence
336
00:13:30,841 --> 00:13:33,443
Where the poor beggar girl
envisions herself dancing
337
00:13:33,527 --> 00:13:35,728
With the young,
handsome tycoon.
338
00:13:35,811 --> 00:13:38,446
Oh, you mean mer-man.
339
00:13:38,532 --> 00:13:40,032
What?
340
00:13:40,110 --> 00:13:42,712
See, I was thinking
that the tycoon comes from atlantis,
341
00:13:42,797 --> 00:13:44,832
But he's in boston
on business,
342
00:13:44,914 --> 00:13:47,182
So he has to hide
his gills.
343
00:13:47,264 --> 00:13:48,998
Oh...
344
00:13:49,078 --> 00:13:53,381
You have got to stop
drinking the pool water.
345
00:13:53,477 --> 00:13:56,579
Ok, london, I've written
all your lines in the props,
346
00:13:56,668 --> 00:13:59,536
So if you forget them,
just subtly look down.
347
00:13:59,624 --> 00:14:00,791
Ok.
348
00:14:00,866 --> 00:14:03,434
I'm ready for
my close up.
349
00:14:03,520 --> 00:14:04,453
Excellent!
350
00:14:04,527 --> 00:14:06,428
Mmmaa. Mmmaa.
351
00:14:06,509 --> 00:14:07,710
Maddie: London,
352
00:14:07,785 --> 00:14:11,521
Remember, you're pathetic,
alone, and no one loves you.
353
00:14:11,614 --> 00:14:14,750
And you're a poor,
squatty-legged freak.
354
00:14:14,838 --> 00:14:17,940
I was talking about
your character.
355
00:14:18,029 --> 00:14:22,433
Oh. Well, then so was I.
356
00:14:23,806 --> 00:14:24,739
Camera!
357
00:14:24,813 --> 00:14:26,147
Oh!
358
00:14:27,836 --> 00:14:30,471
Pushing the
record button now!
359
00:14:30,556 --> 00:14:32,290
And...Action!
360
00:14:32,370 --> 00:14:34,971
I'm sorry,
but I run a hotel,
361
00:14:35,057 --> 00:14:36,491
Not a charity.
362
00:14:36,569 --> 00:14:39,070
Now, out on the
street with you!
363
00:14:40,935 --> 00:14:43,704
But--but...
364
00:14:43,789 --> 00:14:46,591
Og ot esle erehwon.
365
00:14:47,686 --> 00:14:48,619
Cut!
366
00:14:48,693 --> 00:14:50,827
Pushing the pause
button now.
367
00:14:50,910 --> 00:14:52,577
Was she speaking elfish?
368
00:14:52,657 --> 00:14:54,558
'cause if she is,
I want to speak dolphin.
369
00:14:54,638 --> 00:14:56,138
Eeeee....
370
00:14:56,216 --> 00:14:58,884
Ah!
371
00:14:58,970 --> 00:15:00,204
Oh, put a fish in it!
372
00:15:00,280 --> 00:15:03,983
Here.
Try it this way.
373
00:15:04,075 --> 00:15:05,242
Oh.
374
00:15:05,318 --> 00:15:07,052
Places.
375
00:15:08,005 --> 00:15:09,605
Camera!
376
00:15:09,685 --> 00:15:11,686
And...Action!
377
00:15:11,767 --> 00:15:14,702
Unpushing the
pause button now!
378
00:15:14,790 --> 00:15:18,726
I'm sorry, but I run
a hotel, not a charity!
379
00:15:18,820 --> 00:15:22,289
Now, out on the street
with you!
380
00:15:22,380 --> 00:15:26,116
But I have
nowhere else to go.
381
00:15:26,209 --> 00:15:28,377
Yes, you do.
382
00:15:28,459 --> 00:15:29,993
You can come with me.
383
00:15:30,071 --> 00:15:31,738
Oh!
384
00:15:34,168 --> 00:15:36,203
Would you like to dance?
385
00:15:41,927 --> 00:15:45,229
But I don't hear
any mucus.
386
00:15:45,320 --> 00:15:47,121
Cut!
387
00:15:47,201 --> 00:15:48,634
Pushing the--
ok, we get it!
388
00:15:48,711 --> 00:15:49,678
Ok.
389
00:15:49,752 --> 00:15:52,654
Any mucus?
390
00:15:52,742 --> 00:15:54,209
That's what it says
on the layout.
391
00:15:54,287 --> 00:15:55,420
No, I think
it says muckus.
392
00:15:55,496 --> 00:15:56,429
Oh.
393
00:15:56,503 --> 00:15:57,637
It's music!
394
00:15:57,713 --> 00:15:58,980
I don't hear
any music!
395
00:15:59,056 --> 00:16:00,690
Layi.
396
00:16:00,769 --> 00:16:03,037
Argh!
397
00:16:03,119 --> 00:16:05,788
Just...
Do the lines.
398
00:16:05,873 --> 00:16:07,808
Ok. Ha.
399
00:16:09,165 --> 00:16:10,599
Places,
everyone.
400
00:16:13,364 --> 00:16:14,631
Camera!
401
00:16:14,708 --> 00:16:16,976
Ah!
402
00:16:17,059 --> 00:16:19,927
And...Action!
403
00:16:20,014 --> 00:16:21,114
And cut!
404
00:16:21,190 --> 00:16:22,423
Yes, but--
405
00:16:22,499 --> 00:16:24,200
I don't mean
to be a backseat director,
406
00:16:24,279 --> 00:16:26,414
But I just feel
so trapped behind this desk.
407
00:16:26,496 --> 00:16:30,198
I mean,
don't you think I'd move on my line?
408
00:16:30,291 --> 00:16:33,527
Yes. What was
I thinking.
409
00:16:33,616 --> 00:16:37,119
By all means, move.
410
00:16:37,210 --> 00:16:38,343
Action.
411
00:16:38,419 --> 00:16:39,586
Ok.
412
00:16:39,661 --> 00:16:44,031
I'm sorry,
but I run a hotel, not a charity!
413
00:16:50,880 --> 00:16:53,448
Now, out on the street
with you!
414
00:16:53,532 --> 00:16:54,665
Cut! Cut!
What?
415
00:16:54,742 --> 00:16:55,742
Your leg!
416
00:16:55,816 --> 00:16:56,749
What about it?
417
00:16:56,825 --> 00:16:57,424
Well, much like
your performance,
418
00:16:57,496 --> 00:16:58,563
Den!
419
00:16:58,639 --> 00:17:00,806
Oh!
[tap tap]
420
00:17:00,888 --> 00:17:02,656
I thought you were joking
about the peg leg.
421
00:17:02,735 --> 00:17:03,769
No, no, no!
422
00:17:03,843 --> 00:17:05,344
I'm known for
playing pirates.
423
00:17:05,422 --> 00:17:07,589
My fans demand it.
424
00:17:07,672 --> 00:17:10,374
Hey, if you can be a pirate,
I get to be a mer-man!
425
00:17:10,460 --> 00:17:12,461
Oh!
Aah!
426
00:17:12,542 --> 00:17:15,144
This is--is--
I can't say what it is!
427
00:17:15,230 --> 00:17:17,464
I'd have to go
to confession!
428
00:17:17,547 --> 00:17:19,248
Oh!
Just get--
429
00:17:19,327 --> 00:17:21,562
What I can say is,
you people all stink!
430
00:17:21,645 --> 00:17:24,046
Yeah. Except for you.
431
00:17:24,130 --> 00:17:26,765
You mer-stink!
432
00:17:27,992 --> 00:17:28,925
Cool.
433
00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:30,701
Ah...
434
00:17:32,661 --> 00:17:34,462
Zack:
Cody, I'm open!
435
00:17:34,541 --> 00:17:36,609
Oh!
436
00:17:39,008 --> 00:17:41,476
[whistle blows]
437
00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:42,927
Can't you throw?
438
00:17:43,006 --> 00:17:44,039
Can't you catch?
439
00:17:44,113 --> 00:17:45,313
I'd catch it
if you could throw it.
440
00:17:45,390 --> 00:17:47,224
Well, I'd throw it
if you could catch it.
441
00:17:47,304 --> 00:17:48,504
Hey!
442
00:17:48,581 --> 00:17:51,483
Do you guys know what
I hate more than losing?
443
00:17:51,569 --> 00:17:52,503
What?
444
00:17:52,576 --> 00:17:54,110
You two!
445
00:17:54,189 --> 00:17:57,224
Defense! Defense!
446
00:18:03,225 --> 00:18:05,392
[cheering]
447
00:18:06,415 --> 00:18:09,151
Come on, let's see
some "d!"
448
00:18:09,236 --> 00:18:11,137
You're on offense!
449
00:18:11,217 --> 00:18:13,885
Let's see some "o!"
450
00:18:13,971 --> 00:18:15,505
[whistle blows]
451
00:18:17,766 --> 00:18:21,269
Hey, jamie,
I didn't expect to see you here.
452
00:18:21,361 --> 00:18:23,228
I happened to be
rolling by.
453
00:18:23,309 --> 00:18:25,510
Thought I'd
check out the team.
454
00:18:25,593 --> 00:18:28,528
Well, how do I put
this to you delicately?
455
00:18:28,615 --> 00:18:31,083
Your team stinks like
a gym sock in August.
456
00:18:31,168 --> 00:18:33,002
I'm not on that team.
457
00:18:33,083 --> 00:18:34,450
It wouldn't matter
if you were.
458
00:18:34,526 --> 00:18:37,362
You wouldn't stand
a chance against my guys anyway.
459
00:18:39,497 --> 00:18:42,399
Don't worry, guys,
you'll catch up!
460
00:18:42,485 --> 00:18:43,752
You really think so?
461
00:18:43,829 --> 00:18:45,363
No.
462
00:18:50,480 --> 00:18:51,880
[cheering, whistle blows]
463
00:18:51,958 --> 00:18:54,426
Ok, let's huddle up, guys.
464
00:18:54,511 --> 00:18:59,781
Ok, we need
a new strategy, so...
465
00:18:59,883 --> 00:19:02,785
Who has a new strategy?
466
00:19:02,873 --> 00:19:04,140
Well, I got one.
467
00:19:04,216 --> 00:19:05,350
Let's quit.
468
00:19:05,425 --> 00:19:07,659
Gee, who's
the quitter now?
469
00:19:07,743 --> 00:19:09,143
Yeah, that
would be us.
470
00:19:09,221 --> 00:19:10,755
What are you doing
on the court?
471
00:19:10,833 --> 00:19:13,301
Well, I decided
I better play.
472
00:19:13,386 --> 00:19:14,285
Not that I want to,
473
00:19:14,359 --> 00:19:15,126
But I can't let
you guys
474
00:19:15,199 --> 00:19:17,234
A laughing stock.
475
00:19:17,314 --> 00:19:19,115
Too late.
476
00:19:19,196 --> 00:19:21,798
Oh, it's never
too late!
477
00:19:21,882 --> 00:19:23,983
Dude, you're
spitting on me.
478
00:19:25,577 --> 00:19:27,711
Welcome back
to the team.
479
00:19:27,794 --> 00:19:30,395
But who's jamie
going in for?
480
00:19:30,480 --> 00:19:31,914
Well, I'll give you
a hint.
481
00:19:31,992 --> 00:19:34,794
His number rhymes
with nerdy.
482
00:19:51,405 --> 00:19:53,139
Yay!
483
00:20:24,722 --> 00:20:27,391
[buzzer sounds]
484
00:20:28,719 --> 00:20:31,187
I don't know
why everybody's so happy.
485
00:20:31,272 --> 00:20:32,505
We still lost.
486
00:20:32,581 --> 00:20:35,049
Yeah, but only
by single digits.
487
00:20:35,134 --> 00:20:37,369
Single digits, baby.
488
00:20:38,996 --> 00:20:40,597
Wow, jamie, you got game.
489
00:20:40,676 --> 00:20:42,710
And as for the rest
of you guys,
490
00:20:42,792 --> 00:20:45,960
I hope you're better
on your feet.
491
00:20:46,049 --> 00:20:47,249
Actually, we're worse.
492
00:20:47,326 --> 00:20:48,827
So, jamie, I'm starting
a team in boston.
493
00:20:48,903 --> 00:20:50,037
Are you interested?
494
00:20:50,114 --> 00:20:52,548
Sure. Well, I mean...
495
00:20:52,633 --> 00:20:54,534
All I want is a car,
a house for my parents,
496
00:20:54,614 --> 00:20:55,814
And $50,000.
497
00:20:55,891 --> 00:20:57,057
How about instead
498
00:20:57,132 --> 00:20:58,566
I teach you
how to use sympathy to pick up girls?
499
00:20:58,645 --> 00:20:59,711
See that one over there?
500
00:20:59,786 --> 00:21:02,888
Been hitting on me
all week.
501
00:21:02,977 --> 00:21:04,544
You're on.
502
00:21:04,623 --> 00:21:08,960
Guys, we raised a ton of money.
Great job!
503
00:21:10,903 --> 00:21:13,804
You know, I, uh,
did coach a little bit.
504
00:21:13,892 --> 00:21:15,893
Sorry.
505
00:21:15,975 --> 00:21:18,410
Woo!
506
00:21:18,493 --> 00:21:19,160
[crash]
507
00:21:19,232 --> 00:21:20,766
Arwin: Ow!
508
00:21:30,887 --> 00:21:31,753
Moseby:
No, no!
509
00:21:31,827 --> 00:21:32,960
I'm known for
playing pirates!
510
00:21:32,969 --> 00:21:35,738
My fans demand it.
511
00:21:35,825 --> 00:21:37,492
Lance: Hey, if he
gets to be a pirate,
512
00:21:37,571 --> 00:21:39,805
I get to be a mer-man!
513
00:21:39,888 --> 00:21:42,490
Now out on the
street with you!
514
00:21:42,575 --> 00:21:47,412
Uh, uh...
Og ot esle erehwon.
515
00:21:48,620 --> 00:21:49,587
Maddie:
So as you can see,
516
00:21:49,662 --> 00:21:51,796
It's not easy
making a student film.
517
00:21:51,878 --> 00:21:53,645
Hello? Hello?
518
00:21:53,725 --> 00:21:56,193
Hey, is this thing on?
519
00:21:56,279 --> 00:21:57,379
Hee hee!
520
00:21:57,454 --> 00:21:58,854
So what do
you guys think?
521
00:21:58,931 --> 00:22:01,266
Well, it's not
a very good love story.
522
00:22:01,350 --> 00:22:03,652
That's because
I edited it into a comedy,
523
00:22:03,734 --> 00:22:06,102
Which wasn't too hard
with your performances.
524
00:22:06,186 --> 00:22:07,286
Thanks.
525
00:22:07,362 --> 00:22:09,029
I do have a gift
for comedy.
526
00:22:09,108 --> 00:22:12,177
Thanks to you guys,
my film won the golden giggle.
527
00:22:12,264 --> 00:22:14,632
You know what?
We should do a sequel.
528
00:22:14,717 --> 00:22:15,851
What?
529
00:22:15,925 --> 00:22:17,226
Maybe a mucusal.
530
00:22:17,302 --> 00:22:19,003
Oh, we could shoot
in the pool.
531
00:22:19,083 --> 00:22:20,717
I could do a whale song.
532
00:22:20,796 --> 00:22:24,231
Oo-ooh-ooh...
533
00:22:24,323 --> 00:22:25,723
What do you say,
maddie?
534
00:22:25,800 --> 00:22:29,503
Maddie?
535
00:22:29,553 --> 00:22:34,103
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