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[dramatic music playing]
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Come on, come on, man.
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Both: Oh, no, no! Yeah!
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All right, man!
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What are you guys
watching?
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It's this game show
called risk it all.
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It's where you
win stuff, then--
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You risk it all?
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You've seen it?
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Just took a shot.
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Host: Whoo! Ok,
kevin, johnny,
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Do you wanna keep
the prizes you've already won, or...
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Audience, zack, and cody:
Risk it all!
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We'll risk it all,
jerry.
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Yeah, risk it all.
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Ok.
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Sodium chloride is what
common household item?
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So easy. Salt.
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Um, toothpaste?
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Toothpaste?
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Ooh! Sorry, no.
It's salt.
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[audience groans]
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Man, if we went
on that game show,
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We could win the grand prize
in no time.
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I mean, you got
every question right.
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Yeah, I did.
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And the physical
challenges,
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Well, I could handle those
with my friends thunder and...
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Well, I haven't
named this one yet.
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Mom, they pick
contestants right out of the studio audience.
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Can we go? Huh?
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Yeah, can we? Huh?
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Oh, guys, I don't know.
It'd be a whole day,
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And I'm pretty busy,
what with--
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Well, the grand prize
is a trip to hawaii.
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How about tomorrow?
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All right!
All right!
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Ai yi yi!
Ai yi yi!
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Hey ey ey ey!
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I'll go make dinner now.
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♪ here I am in your life ♪
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♪ here you are in mine ♪
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♪ yes, we have a suite life ♪
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♪ most of the time ♪
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♪ you and me,
we got the world to see ♪
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♪ so come on down ♪
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♪ just me and you
know what to do ♪
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♪ so come on down ♪
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♪ it's you and me
and me and you ♪
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♪ we got the whole place
to ourselves ♪
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♪ you and me,
we got it all for free ♪
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♪ so come on down ♪
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♪ this is the suite life ♪
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♪ we've got a suite life ♪
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Captioning made possible by
abc cable networks group
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Ahh! What...
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And where might
you be going?
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Home.
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I'm going to
the revolving door.
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It is so much fun.
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You're not going
anywhere, young lady.
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Look at your stock.
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The oldest candy
should be in front.
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These expiration dates
are completely willy-nilly.
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And you think it's silly
to be willy-nilly.
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[both laugh]
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Maddie: That's so funny.
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I didn't think it
was funny either, sir.
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Well, you are
staying here, madeline,
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And rearranging
these confections.
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And, you,
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[stammers]
you need to be doing
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Whatever it is you're
not doing right now!
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That is
a lot of things.
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I don't know
where to start.
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Man, he is such a pain.
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He's a meanie-bo-beanie.
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We really shouldn't
have to take this.
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I agree.
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After all,
there are some things
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That are
beneath our dignity.
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Moseby: Esteban,
scrape the gum off mrs. Hamilton's shoe!
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Coming, sir!
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You guys look great.
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Both, as elvis:
Thank you.
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Thank you very much.
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Ok, now remember,
the further you go,
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The rder
the game gets,
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So if one of us
wants to quit,
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Then we quit, and we
don't risk it all. Deal?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Real,
"yeah, yeah, yeah,"
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Or, "stop talking to me.
I'll do whatever I want. Yeah, yeah, yeah"?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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If you guys are gonna
work together as a team,
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You gotta listen
to each other.
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Both: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Announcer: All right, kids,
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Let's give a big
risk it all welcome
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To your favorite host,
jerry barns.
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[cheering]
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Yeah. Whoo! Great job, kids.
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Ha ha ha ha!
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You all look
like freaks.
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[all laughing]
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He's gotta pick us. I know
he's going to pick us.
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Who else would dress
as twin elvises?
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Those two over there.
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We need to get
his attention.
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Well, I can
do birdcalls.
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Hey, jerry,
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Ever heard a grassland
yellow finch?
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Buh-caw! Buh-caw!
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Buh-bye! Buh-bye!
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[laughter]
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Yeah.
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I meant something
not lame.
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Hey, jerry, we're
willing to risk it all.
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Yeah.
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[laughter]
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Wow! Well, hey,
like your pants,
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Why don't you
come on down?
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Ohh! Ohh!
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Aah!
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[laughter]
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What ya doing?
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I'm composing an irate letter
to mr. Moseby
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In an effort to expunge
my inner angst
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And achieve
emotional catharsis.
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What ya doing?
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Typing.
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Oh. Heh.
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Esteban!
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I wrote a letter
to mr. Moseby
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Telling him
what an inconsiderate jerk he is,
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And you know,
I feel a whole lot better,
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I will miss you,
maddie.
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Can I have
your locker?
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No, I'm not gonna send
the e-mail.
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I was just venting
my feelings.
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Oh. Did you call him
a meanie-bo-beanie?
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Meanie-bo-beanie-slowvenie.
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Here. Take a look
before I delete it.
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[chime]
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Wait. Where's my e-mail?
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Oh, the one to moseby?
I e-mailed it to him.
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You what?!
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Well, I had to check
my website,
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And the letter
was in the way,
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So I pressed
the little sendy button.
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[gasps] mr. Moseby wasn't
supposed to see the letter!
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Well, who writes
a letter that's not supposed to be sended?
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[scoffs] and you
call me dumb.
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Maddie will get fired
and live out her life poor and alone.
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She's already poor.
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Not alone. I mentioned
your name, too.
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[gasps]
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Ooh! You guys
are in trouble.
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Hey, we have got to
delete that e-mail before moseby reads it.
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Ok.
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Moseby: No, no--oh. Oh.
For the love of pete,
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Would you--mother,
for the millionth time,
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I will get married
when I'm good and ready.
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No, I don't want
to meet the woman who waxes your lip.
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Mr. Moseby!
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Can't you see I'm on
an important phone call?
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Good-bye.
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I wuv you, too, mommy.
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Mr. Moseby,
there's an emergency.
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What is it?
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Flood!
Fire! Rats!
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Don't just sit there!
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Uh, there's
a wet rat on fire
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Running from
the basement to the roof!
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Run, man!
Run!
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It's so big! Go!
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Ok, london,
go keep lookout.
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For what?
For mr. Moseby.
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He just left.
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And we wanna know
when he comes back.
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Go!
Ok.
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Ok.
Ok, ok.
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All I need to do
is delete my e-mail.
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Oh, and I need
a password.
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Ohh. Oh, maybe it's
"esteban is the most handsome employee in the hotel."
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Why would it be that?
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Because it is true.
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Maybe he wrote it down
here somewhere.
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Oh, check the drawer.
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Ok.
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Ohh! It's stuck.
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Here. I'll get it.
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Unh! Oh, jeez.
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Oww!
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Aah!
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Ooh! You guys
are in trouble.
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[risk it all music playing]
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Yeah!
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Hey, everybody,
and welcome back to...
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Audience: Risk it all!
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Wow! Wow! Great crowd.
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I'd take you all out
for dinner after the show,
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But you all look
like freaks! Ha ha ha ha!
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[laughter]
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Jerry: Yeah.
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Ok, please help me welcome
zack and cody martin.
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[cheering]
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Whoo!
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Let's get started.
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The first category
is geography.
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Tom, tell 'em what
they're playing for.
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Tom: The sheer joy
of competition.
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Kidding. It's a new
hi-definition dvd player.
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Now, remember,
I'll handle all the questions,
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And you just get ready
for the physical stuff.
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Our first challenge is
countries around the world.
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What country has just
a red circle on its flag?
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Japan.
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Correct.
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[laughs]
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[cheering]
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Ok, now it's time for
the physical challenge.
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Step this way, zack.
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Hel-lo.
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You know, I'm about
to hit my growth spurt.
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[sighs]
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Whoo! Ok, zack.
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You've got
60 seconds to pass under that archway
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And deliver
this plate of sushi
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To our lovely
japanese maiden.
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Zack: Easy.
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But first you
have to get past our hungry sumo wrestler.
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[crowd gasps]
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Aaaahh!
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Ready?
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Not really.
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Too bad.
Ha ha ha ha!
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Sayonara.
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[audience yelling]
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[audience groans]
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Here you go,
big boy.
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Want some sushi?
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Go get it!
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[cheering]
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[bell dings]
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Yeah!
Yeah!
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Ok, terrific job, zack.
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You're a freak.
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[bell dings]
come on.
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Man, freak.
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All right,
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Your next category
is sports.
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Great. I know sports.
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Yeah, but remember,
I'm the smart one.
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And the annoying one.
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[laughter]
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Tom, tell us what
the next prize is.
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Well, jerry,
it's a wide screen plasma tv.
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Wow.
Ohh.
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Ok, you guys wanna
call it quits and keep what you have
261
00:10:34,496 --> 00:10:36,431
Or go for the tv
and...
262
00:10:36,508 --> 00:10:37,942
Audience:
Risk it all!
263
00:10:38,018 --> 00:10:39,185
[cheering]
264
00:10:40,332 --> 00:10:42,033
Both: We'll risk it all.
265
00:10:42,110 --> 00:10:44,978
Jerry: Ok,
next question,
266
00:10:45,061 --> 00:10:47,029
In baseball,
who holds the record
267
00:10:47,106 --> 00:10:49,174
For the longest
consecutive game hitting streak?
268
00:10:49,254 --> 00:10:50,621
Joe dimaggio.
269
00:10:50,696 --> 00:10:52,363
Correct.
270
00:10:52,440 --> 00:10:54,941
[cheering]
271
00:10:55,022 --> 00:10:56,956
That's what
I'm talking about.
272
00:10:57,034 --> 00:10:58,134
What are you doing?
273
00:10:58,208 --> 00:10:59,341
Well, I answered
the question.
274
00:10:59,416 --> 00:11:01,150
See? You're not
the only smart one.
275
00:11:01,227 --> 00:11:04,796
Yeah, but now I'm
the one who has to do the physical challenge.
276
00:11:04,883 --> 00:11:05,883
Oh.
277
00:11:05,955 --> 00:11:08,457
Maybe you are
the only smart one.
278
00:11:14,910 --> 00:11:17,245
All right, since your brother
answered the question,
279
00:11:17,326 --> 00:11:18,593
You're up to bat.
280
00:11:18,666 --> 00:11:22,069
Uhh. Really, my brother
is much better at sports.
281
00:11:22,154 --> 00:11:23,421
I have astigmatism.
282
00:11:23,496 --> 00:11:25,397
Then this'll be
almost impossible.
283
00:11:25,475 --> 00:11:27,242
[laughter]
284
00:11:27,320 --> 00:11:28,921
You can do it, honey!
285
00:11:28,996 --> 00:11:30,130
[cheering]
286
00:11:30,204 --> 00:11:32,873
He can't do it.
287
00:11:32,955 --> 00:11:35,389
All right, it's opening day
at fenway park,
288
00:11:35,470 --> 00:11:39,273
And you have 60 seconds
to hit a home run through this hole.
289
00:11:39,361 --> 00:11:41,228
Here's your ball.
290
00:11:41,306 --> 00:11:42,139
Oh, that looks easy.
291
00:11:42,211 --> 00:11:44,946
And here's your bat.
292
00:11:45,029 --> 00:11:45,762
Oh, that looks dif
293
00:11:45,833 --> 00:11:47,768
Here comes the pitch.
294
00:11:47,845 --> 00:11:48,779
[cheering]
295
00:11:48,851 --> 00:11:50,452
Carey: Come on!
Hit that!
296
00:11:50,529 --> 00:11:51,729
[audience groans]
297
00:11:56,901 --> 00:11:58,635
Come on,
f-flip the bat around.
298
00:11:58,712 --> 00:12:01,180
Flip it arou--
there you go.
299
00:12:03,105 --> 00:12:05,507
[air escaping]
300
00:12:06,426 --> 00:12:07,760
[bell dings]
301
00:12:07,835 --> 00:12:10,470
Yeah!
302
00:12:10,552 --> 00:12:12,819
Whoo! Ho ho!
All right!
303
00:12:12,899 --> 00:12:16,669
You guys have won
a hi-def dvd player and a plasma tv.
304
00:12:16,756 --> 00:12:18,958
Your next category
is literature.
305
00:12:19,036 --> 00:12:20,270
Ooh. My favorite.
306
00:12:20,345 --> 00:12:21,745
Who cares? Ha ha!
307
00:12:21,821 --> 00:12:23,288
[laughter]
308
00:12:23,363 --> 00:12:25,931
What's the next prize we
have to offer, thomasito?
309
00:12:26,013 --> 00:12:29,982
Tom: Well, jerrycito,
if the boys win the next round,
310
00:12:30,071 --> 00:12:34,341
They get 2 all-terrain vehicles.
311
00:12:34,431 --> 00:12:35,764
Are you
kidding me?!
312
00:12:35,839 --> 00:12:37,406
Those better
come with helmets.
313
00:12:37,483 --> 00:12:39,084
Tom: And 2 helmets.
314
00:12:39,159 --> 00:12:40,226
All right, then.
315
00:12:40,300 --> 00:12:41,300
So, guys, are you
316
00:12:41,374 --> 00:12:42,907
Gonna leave
with your loot or...
317
00:12:42,983 --> 00:12:45,585
Audience: Risk it all!
318
00:12:45,666 --> 00:12:47,701
[cheering]
319
00:12:49,087 --> 00:12:51,455
We'll risk it all.
320
00:12:51,536 --> 00:12:53,870
Yeah, risk it all, baby.
321
00:12:53,950 --> 00:12:57,753
Ok. Tom sawyer was
written by mark twain.
322
00:12:57,841 --> 00:13:00,275
Ooh, did you know
his real name is samuel clemens?
323
00:13:00,356 --> 00:13:01,923
What was his real name?
324
00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:05,035
Oh. Would you
let me do my job?
325
00:13:05,119 --> 00:13:07,521
[cheering]
326
00:13:08,540 --> 00:13:10,274
Ok, one of the books
mark twain wrote
327
00:13:10,351 --> 00:13:12,953
Was a connecticut yankeein king arthur's court--
328
00:13:13,034 --> 00:13:15,535
A time of brave knights,
stone castles,
329
00:13:15,617 --> 00:13:16,951
And drafty bathrooms.
330
00:13:17,025 --> 00:13:18,926
[laughter]
331
00:13:19,004 --> 00:13:21,572
But instead of rescuing
a fair maiden,
332
00:13:21,654 --> 00:13:23,221
You're jousting her.
333
00:13:26,281 --> 00:13:28,716
Audience: Ooh!
334
00:13:28,797 --> 00:13:32,533
Look, man,
I can't fight a girl.
335
00:13:32,621 --> 00:13:34,121
Yaah!
336
00:13:34,197 --> 00:13:36,265
Yeah!
337
00:13:36,343 --> 00:13:38,678
But this girl's a freak.
Ha ha ha ha!
338
00:13:38,758 --> 00:13:43,361
The object is--
is to get past her and grab that flag.
339
00:13:43,453 --> 00:13:44,386
Goeth.
340
00:13:44,460 --> 00:13:45,794
Heh. Goeth.
341
00:13:45,869 --> 00:13:48,604
[audience cheering]
342
00:13:53,650 --> 00:13:55,117
Yeah!
343
00:13:55,193 --> 00:13:56,159
Get up!
344
00:13:56,232 --> 00:13:57,165
Come on, come on,
come on, come on!
345
00:13:57,238 --> 00:13:58,171
Here we go.
346
00:13:58,244 --> 00:14:00,579
Carey: Come on.
347
00:14:00,659 --> 00:14:01,993
Whoo!
348
00:14:02,068 --> 00:14:04,169
Hey, look,
orlando bloom.
349
00:14:04,248 --> 00:14:05,548
Where?
350
00:14:06,427 --> 00:14:09,696
"yeah!" yourself.
351
00:14:14,511 --> 00:14:16,912
No, it's still wrong.
I'm telling you,
352
00:14:16,993 --> 00:14:19,261
It was afro, fade,
jheri curl.
353
00:14:19,341 --> 00:14:21,141
Where do
the dreadlocks go?
354
00:14:21,218 --> 00:14:23,219
[jamaican accent]
right there, mon.
355
00:14:25,310 --> 00:14:27,378
Why am I standing
out here again?
356
00:14:27,456 --> 00:14:29,391
Because you're being
a lookout for mr. Moseby.
357
00:14:29,469 --> 00:14:31,670
Well, why would I
look for him when he's standing right here?
358
00:14:31,749 --> 00:14:32,682
Hide!
359
00:14:32,755 --> 00:14:34,089
Ohh!
360
00:14:34,165 --> 00:14:35,498
Go.
361
00:14:36,780 --> 00:14:38,081
No vacancy!
362
00:14:38,155 --> 00:14:41,925
Moseby: Irene,
cancel that call to the exterminator.
363
00:14:43,018 --> 00:14:45,854
London? What are you
doing in my office?
364
00:14:45,936 --> 00:14:47,504
Praying.
365
00:14:47,579 --> 00:14:49,147
And here you are.
366
00:14:49,223 --> 00:14:51,291
You answered
my prayers.
367
00:14:51,370 --> 00:14:53,804
Eh, eh. You know what?
I did not appreciate
368
00:14:53,885 --> 00:14:55,486
Being sent on
that wild-goose chase.
369
00:14:55,562 --> 00:14:57,329
It was rats, not gooses.
370
00:14:57,407 --> 00:14:58,574
[groans]
371
00:14:59,989 --> 00:15:01,556
The very idea.
372
00:15:01,633 --> 00:15:04,468
There are no rats
at the tipton.
373
00:15:04,551 --> 00:15:06,318
[chitters]
374
00:15:06,395 --> 00:15:08,963
[tapping fingers
as a scuttling rat]
375
00:15:10,453 --> 00:15:11,387
Ohh!
376
00:15:11,459 --> 00:15:13,694
Rats! Filthy vermin!
377
00:15:13,774 --> 00:15:16,175
[screams]
378
00:15:17,262 --> 00:15:19,229
Oh, look.
He logged in.
379
00:15:19,307 --> 00:15:21,975
Ok,
retrieving e-mail.
380
00:15:22,057 --> 00:15:22,990
And now...
381
00:15:23,064 --> 00:15:24,898
Deleting e-mail.
382
00:15:24,975 --> 00:15:27,043
Oh, I am delighting
in your deleting.
383
00:15:27,122 --> 00:15:28,322
Oh, yay! We're safe.
384
00:15:28,397 --> 00:15:29,330
Aah!
385
00:15:29,403 --> 00:15:30,469
Ohh.
386
00:15:30,543 --> 00:15:34,613
Ok, let's go
before he realizes we are here.
387
00:15:34,701 --> 00:15:35,868
Gh
[slams]
388
00:15:38,324 --> 00:15:42,027
Ok, it was afro,
fade, jheri curl.
389
00:15:42,113 --> 00:15:43,280
Right.
390
00:15:45,132 --> 00:15:47,300
[pig squealing]
391
00:15:49,425 --> 00:15:50,526
Nice job, zack.
392
00:15:50,599 --> 00:15:53,468
You got that pig dressed
with one second to spare,
393
00:15:53,551 --> 00:15:54,817
You freak. Ha ha.
394
00:15:54,892 --> 00:15:57,093
Yeah, putting her
into the hat was no problem.
395
00:15:57,173 --> 00:15:58,941
It was the pantyhose,
really.
396
00:15:59,017 --> 00:16:00,251
Yeah, I know.
397
00:16:00,326 --> 00:16:01,926
[squeals]
oh, ok.
398
00:16:02,002 --> 00:16:03,536
That pig's a freak. Ok.
399
00:16:03,613 --> 00:16:06,314
All right, guys, this is
what you've won so far--
400
00:16:06,396 --> 00:16:08,697
A dvd player,
a plasma tv,
401
00:16:08,777 --> 00:16:10,745
Mountain bikes, a.T.V.S,
402
00:16:10,823 --> 00:16:12,958
Season tickets
to the red sox,
403
00:16:13,037 --> 00:16:14,470
And a pair
of matching jet skis.
404
00:16:14,546 --> 00:16:18,416
Ha ha ha ha!
Tom, tell them what the next prize is.
405
00:16:18,503 --> 00:16:23,708
Tom: It's a trip for you
and your family to hawaii.
406
00:16:23,802 --> 00:16:25,837
[gasping]
407
00:16:26,821 --> 00:16:30,424
I've always wanted
to go to hawaii.
408
00:16:30,511 --> 00:16:33,946
They'll be staying at
the malalaka aki hali hotel,
409
00:16:34,032 --> 00:16:37,635
Overlooking mount
halawaki wana nama.
410
00:16:37,721 --> 00:16:39,489
Well,
how about it, guys?
411
00:16:39,566 --> 00:16:41,700
Are you feeling
wana naki lucky?
412
00:16:41,779 --> 00:16:42,879
[laughter]
413
00:16:42,953 --> 00:16:44,019
Unh!
414
00:16:44,093 --> 00:16:47,295
Or do you wanna
keep your stuff and go home?
415
00:16:47,380 --> 00:16:49,648
Well, we've won
a lot of stuff,
416
00:16:49,728 --> 00:16:53,197
And I'm too tired to do
another physical challenge.
417
00:16:53,283 --> 00:16:54,750
Maybe we should stop.
418
00:16:54,825 --> 00:16:56,026
What are you
talking about?
419
00:16:56,100 --> 00:16:57,067
We're doing great.
420
00:16:57,140 --> 00:16:58,740
Hey, you're not the one
421
00:16:58,817 --> 00:17:01,986
Who had to wrestle
a squealing pig into a girdle.
422
00:17:02,071 --> 00:17:05,273
Yeah, but what about
all this great stuff we won?
423
00:17:05,357 --> 00:17:07,658
Ohh, I love stuff.
424
00:17:08,610 --> 00:17:10,811
So, guys, what are
you gonna do,
425
00:17:10,891 --> 00:17:12,158
Go home or...
426
00:17:12,233 --> 00:17:14,200
Risk it all!
427
00:17:14,278 --> 00:17:15,578
[grunts]
428
00:17:15,653 --> 00:17:17,921
I hate to say it,
jerry, but--
429
00:17:18,001 --> 00:17:19,001
We're gonna
risk it all!
430
00:17:19,075 --> 00:17:20,942
Slling.
431
00:17:21,020 --> 00:17:23,321
See? I'm great
at spelling.
432
00:17:23,401 --> 00:17:27,037
Well, you better be,
because your word is "tyrannosaurus."
433
00:17:27,123 --> 00:17:28,257
I got it.
434
00:17:28,331 --> 00:17:32,601
T-y-r-a-n-n-o-s-a-u-r-u-s.
435
00:17:32,691 --> 00:17:34,692
Tyrannosaurus.
436
00:17:34,770 --> 00:17:35,904
That's right.
437
00:17:35,978 --> 00:17:38,613
[cheering]
438
00:17:38,695 --> 00:17:40,963
Ok, then, zack,
all you gotta do
439
00:17:41,043 --> 00:17:42,977
To win the trip
to hawaii
440
00:17:43,055 --> 00:17:45,556
Is spell
the word "dog."
441
00:17:46,811 --> 00:17:48,778
D-o-g. Dog.
442
00:17:48,857 --> 00:17:50,424
Aloha.
443
00:17:50,500 --> 00:17:51,834
Uh, no-ha.
444
00:17:51,908 --> 00:17:53,709
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
445
00:17:53,787 --> 00:17:55,321
Man. Follow me,
though.
446
00:17:56,839 --> 00:18:02,511
No, you've gotta spell
"dog" top-down using these giant letters.
447
00:18:02,607 --> 00:18:04,642
You have to stack them
on top of that doghouse
448
00:18:04,721 --> 00:18:06,621
Without tripping
over these obstacles.
449
00:18:06,699 --> 00:18:07,866
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
450
00:18:07,941 --> 00:18:09,641
It's so confusing.
451
00:18:09,718 --> 00:18:10,885
Good luck.
452
00:18:10,959 --> 00:18:13,660
[cheering]
453
00:18:26,286 --> 00:18:30,256
[yipping]
454
00:18:33,966 --> 00:18:36,568
Hurry! Hurry!
455
00:18:43,927 --> 00:18:45,094
You got it!
456
00:18:47,482 --> 00:18:50,718
You can sleep
in hawaii!
457
00:19:01,200 --> 00:19:03,635
Ohh!
458
00:19:05,829 --> 00:19:08,697
Ooh, sorry.
You spelled "og."
459
00:19:08,780 --> 00:19:11,081
Ice try. Ha ha ha ha!
460
00:19:11,161 --> 00:19:12,428
I mean, yeah!
461
00:19:12,503 --> 00:19:15,772
You risked it all,
and you lost it all.
462
00:19:15,856 --> 00:19:18,591
[laughter]
463
00:19:18,674 --> 00:19:20,041
Don't be too sad.
464
00:19:20,116 --> 00:19:22,317
We have a fabulous
consolation prize.
465
00:19:22,397 --> 00:19:23,764
Tell them
what they get, tom.
466
00:19:23,839 --> 00:19:26,841
Tom: It's a 2-night
hotel package
467
00:19:26,924 --> 00:19:27,924
At the luxurious...
468
00:19:27,997 --> 00:19:29,097
Yeah?
Yeah?
469
00:19:29,171 --> 00:19:31,439
Boston tipton.
470
00:19:31,518 --> 00:19:32,886
No.
No.
471
00:19:35,645 --> 00:19:38,013
London: Don't look now,
but here comes moseby.
472
00:19:38,092 --> 00:19:40,427
Maddie: London, we are
not on lookout anymore.
473
00:19:40,508 --> 00:19:43,476
On lookout for what?
474
00:19:43,559 --> 00:19:45,894
You'll notice
that the expiration dates are in order,
475
00:19:45,975 --> 00:19:47,575
Just as you asked.
476
00:19:47,651 --> 00:19:50,052
Oh. So you didn't
feel my request was unreasonable?
477
00:19:50,133 --> 00:19:51,700
Absolutely not.
478
00:19:51,776 --> 00:19:54,644
Or a waste of
your valuable time?
479
00:19:54,728 --> 00:19:57,230
Absolutely not.
480
00:19:57,310 --> 00:19:58,744
And, esteban,
481
00:19:58,820 --> 00:20:02,756
You don't feel I've been
a bit hard on you lately?
482
00:20:02,844 --> 00:20:05,145
Absolutely not.
483
00:20:06,031 --> 00:20:08,165
You know, a bit of a...
484
00:20:08,244 --> 00:20:10,712
Meanie-bo-beanie-slowvenie?
485
00:20:11,900 --> 00:20:13,534
The slowvenie part
was hers, not mine.
486
00:20:13,610 --> 00:20:14,543
Ah.
487
00:20:14,617 --> 00:20:17,619
Wait. How did you know
about that e-mail?
488
00:20:18,439 --> 00:20:20,107
Not before I read it
we deleted ion my cellphone.
489
00:20:20,184 --> 00:20:21,884
And what do you mean
you deleted it?
490
00:20:21,961 --> 00:20:23,895
Well, they snuck
into your office.
491
00:20:23,974 --> 00:20:25,174
I was lookout.
492
00:20:27,998 --> 00:20:30,333
Mr. Moseby, I never
meant to send that e-mail.
493
00:20:30,413 --> 00:20:31,947
I was just
venting my feelings,
494
00:20:32,023 --> 00:20:33,790
And then I was
gonna delete it.
495
00:20:33,867 --> 00:20:36,202
So you never meant
to send it?
496
00:20:36,283 --> 00:20:37,549
Of course not.
497
00:20:37,624 --> 00:20:39,091
That would be
disrespectful.
498
00:20:39,167 --> 00:20:41,435
Well, that does make it
a little better.
499
00:20:41,515 --> 00:20:43,115
I really
am sorry.
500
00:20:43,191 --> 00:20:44,658
Me, too.
501
00:20:44,734 --> 00:20:46,234
In the future,
if either one of you
502
00:20:46,310 --> 00:20:47,811
Feel I have
done something that is unfair,
503
00:20:47,886 --> 00:20:49,220
Please just come
and talk to me.
504
00:20:49,296 --> 00:20:52,231
And if you ever sneak
into my office again,
505
00:20:52,314 --> 00:20:54,982
Your jobs will reach
their expiration date.
506
00:20:55,064 --> 00:20:55,997
Understood.
507
00:20:56,070 --> 00:20:57,904
It will never happen
again, mr. Moseby.
508
00:20:58,787 --> 00:21:00,521
And by the way,
509
00:21:00,598 --> 00:21:04,535
It's afro, jheri curl,
then fade.
510
00:21:05,628 --> 00:21:08,096
I'm rich.
511
00:21:20,654 --> 00:21:23,656
I can't believe
we lost all that great stuff
512
00:21:23,739 --> 00:21:25,974
Because you decided
to get greedy.
513
00:21:26,054 --> 00:21:27,254
I know, I know.
514
00:21:27,329 --> 00:21:29,964
Guys, I'm sorry.
515
00:21:30,045 --> 00:21:33,314
[as elvis] I ain't
nothin' but a loser.
516
00:21:33,399 --> 00:21:36,468
Honey, no, you're not.
517
00:21:36,551 --> 00:21:38,419
It was just a game show.
518
00:21:38,497 --> 00:21:41,432
And so you didn't win
the trip to hawaii,
519
00:21:41,516 --> 00:21:43,517
Where I've always
dreamed of going,
520
00:21:43,594 --> 00:21:46,697
Lying on the beach,
with sun on my face,
521
00:21:46,781 --> 00:21:49,049
Listening to
the sound of the waves.
522
00:21:49,129 --> 00:21:52,064
Oh, I wanted
that trip so bad!
523
00:21:52,147 --> 00:21:54,815
[sobbing]
524
00:21:54,897 --> 00:21:56,831
Don't cry, little lady.
525
00:21:56,910 --> 00:22:00,479
You're gettin' tears
on my blue suede shoes.
526
00:22:00,565 --> 00:22:03,333
Forget it. She's gonna
be crying all night.
527
00:22:03,416 --> 00:22:05,517
We're never
gonna get any sleep.
528
00:22:05,596 --> 00:22:08,731
Hey, didn't we win
a free room in this hotel?
529
00:22:08,816 --> 00:22:12,152
[as jerry]
that's right, codycito,
530
00:22:12,237 --> 00:22:14,004
You freak.
531
00:22:14,082 --> 00:22:15,816
Race you down
to the front desk.
532
00:22:15,893 --> 00:22:17,693
Sure.
Ohh!
533
00:22:19,280 --> 00:22:21,447
[sobbing]
534
00:22:23,506 --> 00:22:25,941
Ow!
535
00:22:25,991 --> 00:22:30,541
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