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[english accent]
that was a nasty fall.
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Really nasty.
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Please. I did that
on purpose.
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Anyone can land
on their feet.
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Thanks, norman.
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You're sure
you aren't in pain?
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I'm fine.
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Too bad.
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I was going
to kiss it and make it better.
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Ahh! Ahh!
Searing pain.
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Oh, my poor baby!
Are you ok?
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I'll kiss it and make
the boo-boo better.
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I-I-I'm fine.
I'm fine.
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Ok. Ok.
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Well, you still wanna
go to the movie,
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Movie buddies?
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Yeah, about that...
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You see, we met
jessica and janice at the park,
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And we thought
we'd go with them.
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Great! We could all go,
just the 5 of us. It'll be fun.
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Or--and I'm just
spitballin' here--
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We could go,
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Then give you
a vivid description of what you missed.
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Oh. I get it.
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You wanna be grown-ups.
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Ok. Don't worry.
You'll barely know I'm there.
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Busy street.
Hold mommy's hands.
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♪ here I am in your life ♪
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♪ here you are in mine ♪
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♪ yes, we have a suite life ♪
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♪ most of the time ♪
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♪ you and me,
we got the world to see ♪
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♪ so come on down ♪
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♪ just me and you
know what to do ♪
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♪ so come on down ♪
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♪ it's you and me
and me and you ♪
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♪ we got the whole place
to ourselves ♪
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♪ you and me,
we got it all for free ♪
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♪ so come on down ♪
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♪ this is the suite life ♪
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♪ we've got a suite life ♪
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I can't believe
I got detention again.
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I can't believe
you landed your helicopter
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On the front steps
of the school.
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The downdraft
turned sister dominick into an actual flying nun.
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Oh, hey, brandon.
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What's up, maddie?
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You got the candy delivery?
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Yeah, but, um,
the air conditioning
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In the truck is broken,
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So everything
sort of melted together.
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Here's your order
of jelly beans.
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Yeah.
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He's hot,
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With a capital hhhh.
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I can't believe my boss
is a millionaire,
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But he won't
spend a dime
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To fix his own trucks.
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Man, rich people can
be really obnoxious.
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You're tellin' me.
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I think they're
nomoxious, too.
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You? But you're filthy--
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Poor. Starvingly,
filthy poor.
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Oh. Then, uh, maybe I
should take you out to dinner.
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Here's my number.
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Call soon, before
they shut off the phone.
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I will.
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Hah. So you're gonna
pretend to be poor.
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I bet you will never
pull that off.
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Bet I can.
Heh. You're on.
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It'll be easy.
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I'll just wear
bad clothes,
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Ugly shoes,
and cheap makeup.
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Like you. Heh.
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[whistling]
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Mom, have a seat.
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Am I in trouble?
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Yes.
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Carey...
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We know it's difficult
to make the transition
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From doting mother
to aging cat lady.
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But--
you're crampin' our style, mom.
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We're not kids anymore.
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We want
a little more freedom.
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Well, ok. Ok.
I get your point. You're growin' up.
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How about I let you
cut your own spaghetti?
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Deal.
Please,
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Will you let me
handle this?
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We wanna go to the movies
at night
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With our dates,
but without you.
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But we're movie buddies.
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We had some laughs,
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But we all knew
this wouldn't last forever.
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Well, I can change.
I'll--
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Please.
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It n
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Don't make this harder
than it has to be.
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We can still
be friends.
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I can't believe my kids
are breaking up with me.
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Ok. Ok.
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But I'm driving you there,
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And I get to approve
the movie.
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Deal.
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What about that
spaghetti thing?
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That's piggybacked
on to this, right?
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Maddie, do I look poor?
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Yes.
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Except for
the diamond necklace.
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But it's only 20 carats.
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Ok, fine.
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Ohh!
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"what is going on?"
he asked nervously
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She has a date
with brandon,
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So she's trying
to pass for poor.
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Wait till she
finds out she has to take the subway.
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Oh. Heh.
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The what?
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The subway.
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It's the train
that runs underground.
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Oh, stop making up stuff
to scare me.
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Oh, hey, london.
You ready to go?
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Yes.
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I am poor. Heh.
And ready.
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Oh, don't even
worry about it.
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The subway's on me.
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It's real?
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Ok. Now, you might
wanna buy a candy bar, so here's another $20.
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Thanks, mom.
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Bye. Drive safe.
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Why is she still here?
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To remind you not to see
anything inappropriate,
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Like bullet sandwichorzombie mom.
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Fine, but when
you pick us up, no hugging
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And no calling us
"my little men."
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Why don't you just
rip my heart out?
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I think that's
how zombie mom ends.
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Hi, girls.
I'm not here.
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Just dropped off
my little men.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
My bad.
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Hi, zack. Hi, cody.
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Hi, cody. Hi, zack.
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Hello, ladies.
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[both giggle]
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We'll get the tickets.
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You girls get the snacks.
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Whatever you want,
it's on us.
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Thank you.
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American money
is so odd.
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Yes, really odd.
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And their queen
looks rather mannish.
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Come on. I don't
want doggie come hometo sell out.
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It got 2 tails up.
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We are not going
to some kiddie movie
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With the 2 hottest
girls in school.
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If we see zombie mom,they'll be so scared,
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They'll be in our laps.
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Oh. Good point.
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Unfortunately mom
told us not to go see a scary movie,
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So we can't.
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Oh. Well, mom's not here,
so we can.
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I'd like 4 tickets
to zombie mom, please.
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Ie mom, huh?
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How old are you?
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Well, I don't know.
Why don't you ask george washington?
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There you go.
Enjoy the movie.
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[suspenseful music playing]
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[thunk]
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[audience screams]
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[musical jolt]
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Ohh!
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[audience screams]
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I gotta say,
aah.
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You were right about
going to see zombie mom.
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Although I found
the story line thin
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And the blood-drinking scene
gratuitous,
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It scared the snot
out of janice,
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And she held on to me
the whole time.
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Yeah. Great flick.
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I could tell
you liked it by your screaming.
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I was not screaming.
I was cheering.
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Don't you turn out
that light!
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Or what?
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You'll "cheer" again.
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I am not scared.
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You see?
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It's just a movie.
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I know there are
no such thing as zombie moms.
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Aah!
Aah! Aah!
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Aah!
Aah! Aah!
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Why are
we screaming?!
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I just came in
to say good night!
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Why is your face green,
and do you have a craving for human flesh?
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It's a face mask,
and do I have a what for what?
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Nothing.
He said nothing.
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What's gotten you
so freaked out?
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Did you two go to see
that scary movie?
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No.
Absolutely not.
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00:09:01,106 --> 00:09:04,475
B-but doggie come home had
some very intense moments.
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00:09:04,563 --> 00:09:07,231
Like when that pigeon
divebombed doggie.
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[shudders]
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It's only a movie.
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Now go to sleep.
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That was close.
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I'll say.
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We pulled it off,
though.
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I hope.
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Now get out
of my bed, you goof.
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[thud]
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What in the world
is all of this--
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Ohh! Oh, my word. Ohh.
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[grunting]
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Yaaah!
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Ohh! It's a new time.
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Who put all--
uhh. [sighs]
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00:10:01,185 --> 00:10:02,119
Who put all--
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[snores]
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00:10:09,946 --> 00:10:12,581
Welcome to the tipton.
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00:10:14,779 --> 00:10:16,279
2 questions pop to mind.
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00:10:16,357 --> 00:10:19,392
Number one, why is
my night manager asleep at his post?
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00:10:19,478 --> 00:10:22,714
And number 2,
who barricaded the doors?
222
00:10:22,801 --> 00:10:26,838
O-ok, obviously
I don't know the answer to number 2
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00:10:26,930 --> 00:10:28,697
'cause of the whole
number one thing,
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00:10:28,776 --> 00:10:30,210
But, uh...
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00:10:30,286 --> 00:10:32,821
Uh, were we talking
about number 2 or number one?
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Ok! [stammers]
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00:10:34,717 --> 00:10:36,251
Never mind.
228
00:10:36,327 --> 00:10:38,795
Just help me
move this stuff, sparky.
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00:10:40,859 --> 00:10:42,426
[elevator dings]
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00:10:42,503 --> 00:10:45,138
Ohh. Good morning.
231
00:10:45,221 --> 00:10:47,823
What are you doing up?
It's not even noon yet.
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00:10:47,907 --> 00:10:50,742
Well, I couldn't
wait to tell you that I really like brandon,
233
00:10:50,827 --> 00:10:51,960
And our date went great.
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00:10:52,036 --> 00:10:53,636
He never suspected
that I was rich.
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00:10:53,713 --> 00:10:56,048
I even dove to the ground
for a penny.
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00:10:57,238 --> 00:10:58,938
Did you know they're round?
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00:11:00,561 --> 00:11:02,395
I've heard rumors.
238
00:11:02,474 --> 00:11:04,708
You know, being poor
isn't that tough.
239
00:11:04,790 --> 00:11:07,125
I don't know why you're
always complaining about it.
240
00:11:07,207 --> 00:11:10,442
Uh, because I don't
do it just for 2 hours,
241
00:11:10,529 --> 00:11:13,064
Then come home and soak
in a solid-gold tub.
242
00:11:13,147 --> 00:11:15,148
The toilet is gold.
243
00:11:15,228 --> 00:11:17,263
The bathtub
is platinum.
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00:11:17,342 --> 00:11:20,011
You can't keep this up.
Eventually he's gonna find out you're rich.
245
00:11:20,095 --> 00:11:22,664
Oh, we'll cross that bridge
when daddy buys it.
246
00:11:23,519 --> 00:11:25,353
Oh. Hey,
what's up, london?
247
00:11:25,432 --> 00:11:27,533
Wow. Fancy threads.
248
00:11:27,614 --> 00:11:29,881
Um, these.
249
00:11:29,963 --> 00:11:32,498
I, uh, made them
250
00:11:32,581 --> 00:11:34,248
At the sweatshop,
where I work.
251
00:11:35,233 --> 00:11:36,833
When I'm
not working here.
252
00:11:36,911 --> 00:11:38,679
Wh-which I am
right now.
253
00:11:44,664 --> 00:11:47,199
Oh, oh, so you're
both working today.
254
00:11:47,282 --> 00:11:48,216
Heh.
255
00:11:48,289 --> 00:11:49,256
No.
What?
256
00:11:49,330 --> 00:11:52,432
Actually, I'm off
my shift right now.
257
00:11:52,518 --> 00:11:56,020
It's all london's.
258
00:11:57,250 --> 00:11:58,184
Ok.
259
00:11:58,257 --> 00:11:59,991
Well, nice seein' ya. Bye.
260
00:12:00,070 --> 00:12:01,404
Oh, no, I actually
have a lot more stuff for you,
261
00:12:01,479 --> 00:12:03,147
So I'm gonna
be in and out of here for a while.
262
00:12:03,225 --> 00:12:04,458
Isn't that great?
263
00:12:05,843 --> 00:12:08,845
Yes. It is.
264
00:12:10,340 --> 00:12:12,875
[knock on door]
265
00:12:12,959 --> 00:12:16,295
Come in, mr. Clooney.
266
00:12:16,382 --> 00:12:18,850
It's not mr. Clooney.
It's mr. Moseby.
267
00:12:18,933 --> 00:12:21,601
Then go away.
268
00:12:24,740 --> 00:12:26,474
I'm sorry
to disturb you,
269
00:12:26,552 --> 00:12:28,520
But I need to see
your twin hooligans.
270
00:12:28,600 --> 00:12:32,803
Hooligans, it's for you!
271
00:12:36,823 --> 00:12:38,190
Mr. Moseby.
272
00:12:38,266 --> 00:12:40,134
What a pleasant
surprise?
273
00:12:40,213 --> 00:12:41,713
You did it.
274
00:12:41,790 --> 00:12:43,257
No, we didn't.
We didn't do it.
275
00:12:43,334 --> 00:12:44,334
What didn't we do?
276
00:12:44,408 --> 00:12:47,110
Oh, you two know
what you two did do, do.
277
00:12:47,194 --> 00:12:49,462
All right, when you
start babbling,
278
00:12:49,544 --> 00:12:53,013
It's time for me to step in.
What's going on?
279
00:12:53,101 --> 00:12:55,903
These two moved all
of the lobby furniture
280
00:12:55,988 --> 00:12:57,088
And put it
in front of the doors.
281
00:12:57,163 --> 00:12:58,096
I--no, we didn't.
282
00:12:58,170 --> 00:12:59,370
Don't worry, mr. Moseby.
283
00:12:59,445 --> 00:13:01,079
I'll find out
the truth.
284
00:13:01,156 --> 00:13:02,123
Boys, did you do it?
285
00:13:02,197 --> 00:13:03,163
No.
No.
286
00:13:03,238 --> 00:13:04,171
Pinky swear?
287
00:13:04,245 --> 00:13:06,213
Pinky swear.
Pinky swear.
288
00:13:07,232 --> 00:13:08,599
There you have it.
289
00:13:15,622 --> 00:13:17,557
Oh, that proves it.
Yeah.
290
00:13:17,636 --> 00:13:21,206
Because in court,
you swear on a stack of pinkies.
291
00:13:23,142 --> 00:13:25,009
Moseby isn
292
00:13:25,088 --> 00:13:26,188
Or afternoon.
293
00:13:26,263 --> 00:13:28,864
I remember one evening
at 9:12, he was kinda nice.
294
00:13:31,364 --> 00:13:33,699
I can't believe
moseby accused us.
295
00:13:33,781 --> 00:13:35,515
We weren't even
in the lobby last night.
296
00:13:35,594 --> 00:13:36,760
[ding]
297
00:13:38,078 --> 00:13:41,313
Did your butt
just ding?
298
00:13:44,019 --> 00:13:46,053
Why is the bell
from the lobby in my bed?
299
00:13:46,133 --> 00:13:49,035
Ooh. You did do it.
300
00:13:49,120 --> 00:13:52,122
I did not. I--I was
in my bed all night.
301
00:13:52,208 --> 00:13:54,176
I even remember
having this weird dream.
302
00:13:54,255 --> 00:13:57,891
I was piling stuff
against the doors to keep the zombies ou--
303
00:13:58,920 --> 00:14:02,223
Ooh. I did do it.
304
00:14:02,310 --> 00:14:03,911
Uh, but how did I do it?
305
00:14:03,989 --> 00:14:05,523
You must have
been sleepwalking
306
00:14:05,600 --> 00:14:07,468
Because the movie
freaked you out.
307
00:14:07,547 --> 00:14:08,480
It did not freak me out.
308
00:14:08,554 --> 00:14:09,721
Zombie!
Where?!
309
00:14:10,634 --> 00:14:12,469
[din
310
00:14:16,475 --> 00:14:19,177
Ok, maybe it freaked me out
a little bit.
311
00:14:19,261 --> 00:14:20,795
This is bad.
312
00:14:20,871 --> 00:14:22,405
If mom sees you
sleepwalking,
313
00:14:22,483 --> 00:14:25,051
She'll realize we went
to that scary movie.
314
00:14:25,134 --> 00:14:28,136
And she'll treat us like kids
until our kids have kids.
315
00:14:28,223 --> 00:14:33,260
Ok, tonight,
we'll surround you with noisy booby traps.
316
00:14:33,358 --> 00:14:35,659
That way, if you
start sleepwalking,
317
00:14:35,741 --> 00:14:37,808
You'll wake yourself up.
Oh, and one more thing.
318
00:14:37,889 --> 00:14:39,490
What?
Zombie. Where?!
319
00:14:41,211 --> 00:14:43,947
That never gets old.
320
00:14:46,112 --> 00:14:48,280
[punching keys
on the cash register]
321
00:14:51,046 --> 00:14:52,880
Ohh!
322
00:14:53,966 --> 00:14:56,167
I told you to stop that!
323
00:14:58,900 --> 00:15:00,067
Ohh!
324
00:15:02,055 --> 00:15:04,457
Oh, it's go time.
325
00:15:08,667 --> 00:15:10,869
[whacking register]
326
00:15:13,332 --> 00:15:15,167
London?
327
00:15:17,058 --> 00:15:18,458
Uh...
328
00:15:18,535 --> 00:15:24,073
Just, uh, changing
the tapey thing.
329
00:15:24,174 --> 00:15:25,341
Stick around, brandon.
330
00:15:25,415 --> 00:15:28,751
Next she's going to
wrastle the ice machine.
331
00:15:28,839 --> 00:15:29,939
Ok, that's it.
332
00:15:30,014 --> 00:15:32,548
Wha!
333
00:15:35,585 --> 00:15:38,154
I have to get out of here.
I need a break.
334
00:15:38,237 --> 00:15:40,739
Oh, cool, 'cause I've
got just the thing.
335
00:15:40,822 --> 00:15:41,822
[gasping]
what is it?
336
00:15:41,895 --> 00:15:43,830
A massage?
A hot-stone sauna?
337
00:15:43,909 --> 00:15:47,245
No, no.
I have a coupon for this great place I know.
338
00:15:47,333 --> 00:15:49,200
Look, we can split
a burger.
339
00:15:49,280 --> 00:15:50,947
It's 10 minutes
by subway.
340
00:15:51,025 --> 00:15:52,826
Ha ha ha ha ha!
341
00:15:52,905 --> 00:15:54,305
Ha ha ha ha ha!
342
00:15:54,382 --> 00:15:56,550
I'm not taking the subway,
I'm not splitting a burger,
343
00:15:56,630 --> 00:15:59,466
And I'm not paying
with a coupon, whatever that is.
344
00:15:59,550 --> 00:16:01,685
I wanna take my limo
to chez robert
345
00:16:01,765 --> 00:16:04,234
And have the duck a l'orange
with truffles.
346
00:16:06,431 --> 00:16:08,799
Yo, I don't think
I have a coupon for that, though.
347
00:16:09,922 --> 00:16:12,323
I don't need a coupon.
348
00:16:12,406 --> 00:16:14,674
I'm gonna use
this little thing called money.
349
00:16:14,754 --> 00:16:16,188
Brandon: Where are
you gonna get it?
350
00:16:16,265 --> 00:16:18,366
I don't get it.
I got it. Get it?
351
00:16:18,447 --> 00:16:20,314
I'm rich, stinkin' rich.
352
00:16:20,394 --> 00:16:22,629
I have a stretch limo so long
it only goes straight.
353
00:16:22,709 --> 00:16:25,745
If I wanna turn a corner,
I have to change limos.
354
00:16:25,831 --> 00:16:29,701
Ok, so--so I'm gettin'
the sense that you're rich.
355
00:16:29,792 --> 00:16:32,060
[mocking]
♪ I knew you couldn't do it ♪
356
00:16:32,141 --> 00:16:33,241
♪ I knew you
couldn't do it ♪
357
00:16:33,316 --> 00:16:35,684
Why did you lie to me?
358
00:16:35,766 --> 00:16:37,366
Because I liked you,
359
00:16:37,444 --> 00:16:39,045
And you said
you hated rich people.
360
00:16:39,123 --> 00:16:41,057
Yeah, when they're
pushy and mean,
361
00:16:41,137 --> 00:16:42,804
But I mean,
you're wonderful,
362
00:16:42,882 --> 00:16:44,182
So sweet,
and down-to-earth.
363
00:16:44,258 --> 00:16:46,325
Ohh.
364
00:16:47,782 --> 00:16:51,485
Ok, either london's
a much better actress than I thought,
365
00:16:51,575 --> 00:16:54,276
Or you're dumber
than a wheel of cheese.
366
00:16:54,361 --> 00:16:56,195
Dang, maddie.
367
00:16:56,274 --> 00:16:58,809
You're poor
and mean.
368
00:17:00,972 --> 00:17:02,940
Let's leave her
in her bitterness.
369
00:17:03,020 --> 00:17:04,620
Have you ever
gone swimming in a limo?
370
00:17:04,698 --> 00:17:06,065
Oh, no, but I would love to.
371
00:17:06,142 --> 00:17:07,375
Oh, let's go.
Ok.
372
00:17:08,625 --> 00:17:11,293
Oh, for all I care,
you could drown in that limo!
373
00:17:11,378 --> 00:17:14,146
Like the lifeguard
would let that happen.
374
00:17:16,412 --> 00:17:19,381
Oh. What's with
all the candy?
375
00:17:19,466 --> 00:17:22,402
Looks like
a piñata threw up.
376
00:17:22,487 --> 00:17:24,889
London just tried
to take my shift,
377
00:17:24,971 --> 00:17:28,140
But she couldn't handle
being working class.
378
00:17:28,227 --> 00:17:33,131
Which means I was right,
and she was wrong, so I win!
379
00:17:33,228 --> 00:17:34,161
So you win! Ah!
380
00:17:34,235 --> 00:17:36,102
Yes! Yay!
381
00:17:36,182 --> 00:17:38,583
Oh, it is just wonderful,
madeline.
382
00:17:38,665 --> 00:17:39,865
I'm so proud of you.
383
00:17:39,941 --> 00:17:41,575
Here's your trophy.
384
00:17:55,816 --> 00:17:58,918
[monotone]
must stop zombies.
385
00:18:01,958 --> 00:18:05,995
Zombies. Must stop zombies.
386
00:18:06,088 --> 00:18:07,321
Zombies.
387
00:18:07,396 --> 00:18:08,563
[bubble wrap pops]
388
00:18:10,014 --> 00:18:11,548
Bubble wrap.
389
00:18:11,625 --> 00:18:12,959
[popping]
390
00:18:13,034 --> 00:18:15,302
[laughs]
391
00:18:15,384 --> 00:18:16,551
[monotone]
zombies.
392
00:18:20,285 --> 00:18:24,588
Zombies. Must stop zombies.
393
00:18:24,682 --> 00:18:27,183
Aha! I caught you
red-handed!
394
00:18:27,266 --> 00:18:28,299
Ho ho! Ok, mister.
395
00:18:28,374 --> 00:18:31,576
Let's have a little talk
about this, shall we?
396
00:18:31,663 --> 00:18:34,265
Yes, you're the one
who's putting all the furnit--
397
00:18:34,348 --> 00:18:35,849
Wh-where are you going?
398
00:18:35,926 --> 00:18:38,727
Whoa, whoa. Listen.
I want you to listen to me, young man.
399
00:18:38,812 --> 00:18:41,614
I don't want you putting
any more furnit-- what are you doing?
400
00:18:41,699 --> 00:18:44,467
Where were you
when I moved out of my parents' place?
401
00:18:46,532 --> 00:18:48,600
Mm, zack.
402
00:18:49,587 --> 00:18:51,454
Are you ok?
403
00:18:51,533 --> 00:18:53,034
Zack.
404
00:18:53,110 --> 00:18:54,711
Aah!
405
00:18:54,789 --> 00:18:56,723
[yells]
[popping]
406
00:18:57,977 --> 00:18:58,911
Ohh!
407
00:18:58,984 --> 00:19:00,752
Cody?
408
00:19:00,831 --> 00:19:01,964
Cody?
[yell]
409
00:19:02,039 --> 00:19:04,240
Honey?
410
00:19:04,321 --> 00:19:05,688
[bubble wrap popping]
411
00:19:05,765 --> 00:19:07,232
Honey, are you ok?
412
00:19:08,618 --> 00:19:10,819
Cody, what happened?
413
00:19:11,839 --> 00:19:14,607
Uh, I was going
to save you airfare
414
00:19:14,692 --> 00:19:18,395
And ship myself
to grandma's.
415
00:19:21,909 --> 00:19:24,577
Where's zack?
416
00:19:24,661 --> 00:19:27,963
And what's the bell
from the hotel lobby doing in your room?
417
00:19:28,051 --> 00:19:31,387
Sleeping. Shh.
418
00:19:32,415 --> 00:19:34,849
It was zack who
messed up the lobby.
419
00:19:34,931 --> 00:19:37,566
And you pinky swore!
420
00:19:37,650 --> 00:19:38,817
Uhh!
421
00:19:39,966 --> 00:19:43,035
Mom, wait! Come back!
422
00:19:44,229 --> 00:19:47,064
Now, zack, stop it.
423
00:19:47,149 --> 00:19:50,551
Yes. Stop zombies.
424
00:19:50,640 --> 00:19:52,774
No. Stop redecorating.
425
00:19:54,198 --> 00:19:55,965
Oh, carey, please,
control your son.
426
00:19:56,044 --> 00:19:57,511
Zack. Zack.
[ding]
427
00:19:57,588 --> 00:19:59,489
Wait! Unh!
428
00:19:59,567 --> 00:20:00,734
Carey: Oh!
429
00:20:04,032 --> 00:20:04,965
[grunts]
430
00:20:05,039 --> 00:20:06,806
Wow. This stuff is great.
431
00:20:06,884 --> 00:20:08,585
I didn't feel a thing.
432
00:20:08,664 --> 00:20:09,597
[sighs]
433
00:20:09,671 --> 00:20:11,672
Zack. Zackary,
what are you doing?
434
00:20:11,751 --> 00:20:13,619
He's sleepwalking.
435
00:20:13,698 --> 00:20:14,831
Oh ho. Sleepwalking.
436
00:20:14,907 --> 00:20:16,574
You expect me
to believe that?
437
00:20:16,652 --> 00:20:18,519
[shatters]
aah!
438
00:20:19,404 --> 00:20:21,772
Sorry, zombie.
439
00:20:21,854 --> 00:20:23,921
Zombie? What's going on?
440
00:20:24,002 --> 00:20:26,470
Zombie?
Did he say, "zombie"?
441
00:20:26,553 --> 00:20:27,787
No! He said...
442
00:20:27,862 --> 00:20:30,297
Mombie, combie,
dombie, fombie, uh...
443
00:20:30,380 --> 00:20:32,781
I got nothin'.
444
00:20:32,863 --> 00:20:35,298
You went to see
zombie mom?
445
00:20:35,381 --> 00:20:38,216
Pfft. No. What would
make you think that?
446
00:20:38,300 --> 00:20:40,869
Must stop zombie mom.
447
00:20:42,328 --> 00:20:44,797
Heh heh. Again,
I got nothin'.
448
00:20:45,785 --> 00:20:46,952
Zack.
449
00:20:47,028 --> 00:20:48,161
Zack, honey.
450
00:20:48,236 --> 00:20:50,170
Zack.
Zack, wake up.
451
00:20:50,250 --> 00:20:52,485
You can't wake him up.
I have tried everything.
452
00:20:52,565 --> 00:20:55,133
Zack, I'm making
chocolate chip pancakes!
453
00:20:55,217 --> 00:20:57,085
Cool! I'll have 12.
454
00:20:58,473 --> 00:21:01,141
Hey, where am I?
455
00:21:01,225 --> 00:21:04,160
Why am I in the lobby?
In my pajamas?
456
00:21:04,246 --> 00:21:07,415
Although as
silly outfits go, I come in second.
457
00:21:08,777 --> 00:21:10,311
You were
sleepwalking,
458
00:21:10,388 --> 00:21:12,923
Trying to protect
yourself from zombie moms.
459
00:21:13,006 --> 00:21:14,373
Well, that's odd,
460
00:21:14,449 --> 00:21:17,051
Because we didn't see
that movie, right, cody?
461
00:21:17,135 --> 00:21:18,502
It was zack's idea.
462
00:21:18,577 --> 00:21:20,211
Thanks, man.
463
00:21:20,289 --> 00:21:22,957
I can't believe
I gave you the freedom that you asked for,
464
00:21:23,041 --> 00:21:24,041
And then you abused it.
465
00:21:24,116 --> 00:21:26,617
Well, I don't find it
hard to believe.
466
00:21:26,700 --> 00:21:30,236
Well, first of all,
you are going to put back all of this furniture,
467
00:21:30,325 --> 00:21:32,526
And secondly,
you ever disobey me again,
468
00:21:32,608 --> 00:21:35,877
You are going to wish
you had a zombie mom.
469
00:21:35,964 --> 00:21:37,899
Remember that
with more freedom
470
00:21:37,977 --> 00:21:39,778
Comes more
responsibility.
471
00:21:39,857 --> 00:21:41,558
I'm sorry, mom.
472
00:21:41,636 --> 00:21:42,770
Me, too.
473
00:21:42,845 --> 00:21:45,446
Although one good thing
came out of this.
474
00:21:45,530 --> 00:21:46,597
What?
Zombie!
475
00:21:46,671 --> 00:21:48,305
Where?!
476
00:21:49,691 --> 00:21:52,760
That just keeps
gettin' better.
477
00:21:56,807 --> 00:21:58,608
[sentimental music playing]
478
00:22:00,802 --> 00:22:02,970
[yawns]
479
00:22:03,050 --> 00:22:04,884
Ahem.
480
00:22:04,963 --> 00:22:07,531
Honey, got a butter
blob, uhh, right there.
481
00:22:07,615 --> 00:22:08,982
Eww.
482
00:22:09,058 --> 00:22:10,458
Man: Is that doggie?
483
00:22:10,535 --> 00:22:11,468
[doggie barks]
484
00:22:11,542 --> 00:22:13,476
By gum, it is.
Here, boy.
485
00:22:13,556 --> 00:22:14,990
[arf arf]
486
00:22:15,067 --> 00:22:16,067
[sniffles]
487
00:22:16,140 --> 00:22:17,074
[doggie whimpers]
488
00:22:17,147 --> 00:22:20,316
Look. Doggie came home.
489
00:22:20,403 --> 00:22:22,838
Ohh.
Ohh.
490
00:22:22,888 --> 00:22:27,438
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