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Zack, your theory
of the origin of the universe is fascinating.
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Really fascinating.
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Ok, I can't take this.
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The theory of the universe
is the string theory,
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Not the string-cheese theory.
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[music plays]
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Until next time,
my sweet instructor.
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Rrrr.
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Hi, guys.
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How are dance classes coming?
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Oh, I need more students.
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Otherwise, I won't
have enough money
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To send to my sister
esther carlotta.
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She's having
her quinceañera.
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What's that?
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Oh, it's a girl's
15th birthday.
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It's a very big deal
in my country.
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If I cannot pay for it,
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She'll be the
only girl in my village who will not have a party.
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So, why don't you just ask
mr. Moseby for a raise?
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I'm sorry.
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So, little blond
peoples,
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To help me help
my little sister,
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Will you please take
my ballroom-dance class?
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We're into
more manly sports.
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Yeah, we're more slam dunk
than grand jeté.
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And some of us
are too manly to even say,
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Let alone do,
a grand jeté.
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Actually, I adore
ballroom dancing.
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Me, too.
It's so romantic.
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Really romantic.
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Sign us up.
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Aw...
Aw...
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Yeah.
Yeah.
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♪ here I am in your life ♪
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♪ here you are in mine ♪
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♪ yes, we have
a suite life ♪
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♪ most of the time ♪
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♪ you and me,
we got the world to see ♪
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♪ so come on down ♪
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♪ just me and you
know what to do ♪
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♪ so come on down ♪
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♪ it's you and me
and me and you ♪
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♪ we got the whole place
to ourselves ♪
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♪ you and me,
we got it all for free ♪
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♪ so come on down ♪
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♪ this is the suite life ♪
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♪ we've got a suite life ♪
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[music plays]
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Good job, everyone.
Now remember to hold your frame.
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Like this.
Unh.
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Hey, esteban, how's this?
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Ooh, excellent.
Fabulous.
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Except you're
dancing like a girl.
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My mom made me wear
these dancing shoes.
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No, no, no.
A man has to lead.
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That's right,
so follow my lead, only not so close.
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Keep your arms locked
and loosen your elbows, don't look at your feet.
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I thought esteban
was supposed to be the teacher.
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Oh, he is, so just pretend
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You learned all this
great stuff from him.
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Ok? All right.
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What are you all doing here?
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Cody said you were teaching
dance, and we couldn't wait to learn from the great esteban.
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So he told you I was
desperate for money, and you took pity on me.
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Pretty much.
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Then I'm ok with that.
Ok.
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Sign me up, too.
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I have a whole closet
of ballroom-dancing clothes I finally get to wear
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That I threw out.
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Ok. This is so wonderful.
Thank you all so much for joining my class.
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[coughs] is this
the ballroom-dance class?
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Yes, it is. Are you
here to enrol?
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Yes. My doctor told me
I needed some exercise,
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But my nurse won't
let me chase her around the living room anymore.
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I'll be all right.
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Would you like
to learn to dance?
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Oh, no, thank you.
I'm working.
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Shannon's only here
to make sure I don't turn that shade of purple,
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The one that makes
my doctors nervous.
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You got a partner for me?
Somebody hot?
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Oh, I have
just the woman. [whistles]
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[sing-song]
oh, mrs. Mayweather?
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Ai.
Ay ai ai.
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Hello, precious.
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Esteban, good news.
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I have booked the boston
ballroom-dance competition for here at the tipton.
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Now, if your school
takes first place,
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You get $1,000.
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Oh, gracias, mr. Moseby.
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You booked this to help me
pay for my sister's quinceañera.
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No. I just wanted a trophy.
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Do we all
get trophies?
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Come on, people.
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Let's keep
our priorities straight, all right?
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We're here to help esteban
win the money.
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Thank you.
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Although a trophy
would be nice.
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Don't worry.
We're going to win this trophy for you.
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So let's get dancing.
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[music plays]
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Whoa!
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[crash]
105
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Ooh, that sounded like
it really hurt.
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Really,
really hurt.
107
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That dance class
was fantastic.
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Don't jessica and I
make a great team?
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Oh, fabulous.
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Switch partners with me.
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No way.
Gimme one good reason.
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You can't lead jessica.
She's pushing you around like a mop.
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A happy mop.
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What's wrong with janice?
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She's got noodle arms.
It's like dancing with spaghetti.
116
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I'll never win
the junior division with her.
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Then why should I take her?
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'cause you'll never win
with anyone.
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That is...
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Probably true.
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Come on, we need to win this
for esteban.
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Fine, I'll switch.
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Oh, thanks, man. Have I ever
told you that I loved you? No.
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Hmm, you think I would have.
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Hello, ladies.
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Both: Hi.
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You know, the codester and I
were talking last night,
128
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And we have something
very important to tell you. Take it away, cody.
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We think you two
are so adorable
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That we would like
to get the chance to dance with each of you,
131
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So can we switch partners?
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How sweet.
Really sweet.
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It was all my idea.
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I would like you to meet
my new dance partner--lori.
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Hi, lori.
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Hello, lori.
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Esteban tells me
you guys are great,
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So we're gonna
win this thing.
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Yes. Lori and I
will be competing in the advanced division.
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Well, uh, I've seen better.
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Why can't I
be your partner?
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'cause you're with me now,
baby, and we're gonna dance till I'm blue in the face.
143
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Well, that won't take long.
You were out of breath when you walked in the room.
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Ok, everyone,
let's go over what dance each couple will be doing.
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London, lance, what do you
feel comfortable doing?
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Shopping.
Swimming.
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I meant what dance?
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The swim.
The shop.
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The samba it is.
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I think you two
should do the waltz.
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Ah...
Ok.
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Ok, next time,
I'll wear my flats, you wear lifts.
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I already am.
[snickers]
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Ok, little blond peoples,
you will be doing the tango.
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Ooh, the tango.
That's romantic.
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Really romantic.
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You and your partner
must move as one.
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You must hold your partner
so closely
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That this magazine
cannot fall.
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Excellent. You got
a thinner magazine?
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Man, the tango is great.
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Really great.
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You know, esteban,
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I really think our team
has a chance of winning this thing.
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Oh, especially because
lori and I are gonna win the advanced division.
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Lori?
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Where'd she go?
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She said you were all
pathetic losers and left.
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What?
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What did she say?
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You were a pathetic loser.
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Oh.
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Don't worry.
We don't need lori.
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We're fantastic,
right, people?
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All: Right.
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Let's dance.
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[music plays]
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[music plays]
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You're really
a lovely dancer, mr. Moseby.
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Yes, I know.
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Now would you scrunch down
a little, please?
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Why don't you scrunch up?
[grunts]
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Scrunching.
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Ah-choo!
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Oh. Oh.
186
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Oh, you loogied
on my tie clip.
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Sorry.
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I can't afford
to get sick before this competition.
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I'm the one that
has to carry this team.
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You can't even reach
this half of the team. Oh.
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[music stops]
stop.
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Who turned off the music?
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We have to practice
our tango.
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[tango music plays]
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Jessica,
you're leading again.
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I'm leading because
you're hesitating.
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I'm hesitating
because you keep criticizing me.
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Because you're not
doing it right.
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Because you're yelling.
200
00:10:02,134 --> 00:10:04,603
You're the one
who's yelling!
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00:10:05,705 --> 00:10:07,872
Janice, esteban says
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You need to hold
your noodle--
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I mean, arms up.
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00:10:11,677 --> 00:10:15,113
I'm sorry, cody.
Really sorry.
205
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I'm just not
very confident.
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Don't worry, baby.
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I'll take care
of everything.
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Ready and...
[music stops]
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Our turn.
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We're not done.
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We didn't even start.
We need to practice.
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Fish boy here
has toto get back to the pool.
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Fish boy?
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I like it.
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Do I have any superpowers?
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Yes. You have the power
to bore me to tears.
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Cool.
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[samba music plays]
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Oh, now remember--
220
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Esteban said
to count out the beats.
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1, 2...
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3...
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All: 4!
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00:11:03,062 --> 00:11:05,797
Dancing
would be more fun
225
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If it weren't
for all this math.
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00:11:07,900 --> 00:11:09,000
[turns off music]
227
00:11:09,068 --> 00:11:10,869
Hey!
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00:11:10,936 --> 00:11:13,938
We need to practice
since we're the only ones with a chance of winning.
229
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Beg to differ. I think
mr. Moseby and I stand a pretty good chance
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Once we solve
the scrunching problem.
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Please. Fish boy and I
are gonna put you all to shame.
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And I have superpowers.
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[all argue at once]
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00:11:28,721 --> 00:11:32,691
Oh, this is a disaster!
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You're right, esteban.
236
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We should be practicing,
not arguing.
237
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Oh, I don't care about that.
238
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I do not have a partner,
and if we do not win this prize money,
239
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My sister will not have
her sweet 15 until she's 20.
240
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I'll dance with you,
my little latin firecracker.
241
00:11:54,447 --> 00:11:55,880
No, no, no, no.
242
00:11:55,948 --> 00:11:58,750
I would not want
to take you away from señor leo.
243
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Fine with me. I got my eyes
on another honey.
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00:12:02,688 --> 00:12:04,155
Do you salsa?
245
00:12:05,257 --> 00:12:07,592
I hate to break up a pair,
246
00:12:07,660 --> 00:12:10,028
But since the advanced division
is worth the most points,
247
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I think I should take
the best dancer in the class.
248
00:12:13,165 --> 00:12:14,933
Ah, ha ha ha ha.
249
00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:17,902
Esteban, esteban.
250
00:12:19,338 --> 00:12:23,842
I am extremely flattered.
251
00:12:23,909 --> 00:12:29,581
But who's gonna break it
to carey? She's gonna...
252
00:12:29,648 --> 00:12:32,450
I am talking about carey.
253
00:12:32,518 --> 00:12:34,052
Both: Carey?!
254
00:12:34,120 --> 00:12:37,922
Really? You think
I'm the best dancer in the class?
255
00:12:37,990 --> 00:12:39,557
Don't be ridiculous.
256
00:12:39,625 --> 00:12:40,992
She can't cha-cha.
257
00:12:41,060 --> 00:12:44,362
Oh, yeah? Hit it.
258
00:12:47,233 --> 00:12:49,734
[music plays]
259
00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:16,628
[music stops]
260
00:13:19,064 --> 00:13:21,499
Ooh, carey, you are
my new dance partner.
261
00:13:21,567 --> 00:13:25,336
Yay! Thank-choo.
262
00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:34,879
[stuffed up]
sorry I'm late.
263
00:13:34,947 --> 00:13:37,582
Carey, why are you
talking funny?
264
00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:39,050
What do you mean?
265
00:13:39,118 --> 00:13:41,119
Oh, you're sick.
266
00:13:41,187 --> 00:13:43,488
No, I'm not.
[hacking cough]
267
00:13:43,556 --> 00:13:45,056
Yes, I am.
268
00:13:45,124 --> 00:13:47,091
[music plays]
269
00:13:47,159 --> 00:13:50,795
Ow. You stepped
on me again.
270
00:13:50,863 --> 00:13:53,598
I stepped on you
because your foot's not supposed to be there.
271
00:13:53,666 --> 00:13:55,433
That's where
you led me.
272
00:13:55,501 --> 00:13:57,635
Hah. It'd be easier
to lead a donkey.
273
00:13:58,737 --> 00:14:01,372
Don't you be so rude
to my sister.
274
00:14:01,440 --> 00:14:05,009
Oh, like it's my fault
she pushes me around like a bulldozer.
275
00:14:05,077 --> 00:14:06,377
[both gasp]
276
00:14:06,445 --> 00:14:08,146
I will not be
spoken to that way.
277
00:14:08,214 --> 00:14:10,315
No, we won't.
278
00:14:10,382 --> 00:14:13,685
But w-w-w-w-wait.
That was a compliment.
279
00:14:13,752 --> 00:14:14,752
How?
280
00:14:14,820 --> 00:14:17,889
I have no idea.
281
00:14:17,957 --> 00:14:22,193
And now for
the junior competition.
282
00:14:22,261 --> 00:14:25,964
May I have all competitors
on the dance floor, please?
283
00:14:26,031 --> 00:14:28,166
Now what do we do?
284
00:14:28,234 --> 00:14:30,702
Esteban is counting on us,
and we don't have partners.
285
00:14:30,769 --> 00:14:33,671
I wouldn't be so sure.
286
00:14:34,907 --> 00:14:37,308
Just follow my lead.
287
00:14:38,277 --> 00:14:40,678
I can do that.
288
00:14:40,746 --> 00:14:42,847
[tango music plays]
289
00:14:52,925 --> 00:14:55,994
Oh, just tell me
when it's over.
290
00:15:19,852 --> 00:15:21,786
We need a big finale.
291
00:15:21,854 --> 00:15:24,322
I know. Just think light.
292
00:15:29,662 --> 00:15:33,131
Yeah, we did it.
All right.
293
00:15:33,198 --> 00:15:35,233
Did ya see that,
esteban?
294
00:15:35,301 --> 00:15:37,402
We did great.
The lift was awesome.
295
00:15:37,469 --> 00:15:39,771
Yes, but lifting is illegal.
296
00:15:39,838 --> 00:15:42,206
I'm sure
no one noticed.
297
00:15:42,274 --> 00:15:44,375
We noticed.
298
00:15:46,278 --> 00:15:48,546
Don't worry, dude.
They may have lost,
299
00:15:48,614 --> 00:15:51,215
But london and I
are gonna make a big splash.
300
00:15:55,287 --> 00:15:56,854
We're doomed.
301
00:15:56,922 --> 00:15:58,923
[music plays]
302
00:16:27,119 --> 00:16:28,820
[music stops]
303
00:16:32,257 --> 00:16:37,028
And now it's jive time.
304
00:16:37,096 --> 00:16:39,597
[music plays]
305
00:16:46,438 --> 00:16:48,606
I got you, babe.
306
00:17:03,355 --> 00:17:05,623
Whoa-oa-oa-oa-oa!
307
00:17:05,691 --> 00:17:08,726
[crash]
308
00:17:08,794 --> 00:17:10,895
Ice pack?
309
00:17:14,233 --> 00:17:16,434
Ok... Ow. Oh.
310
00:17:16,502 --> 00:17:18,536
According to my calculations,
311
00:17:18,604 --> 00:17:21,873
If you and carey
dance perfectly, we can still win the prize money.
312
00:17:21,940 --> 00:17:24,142
Ok, let's practice
before we go on.
313
00:17:24,209 --> 00:17:27,712
Ok. Stop spinning me.
314
00:17:27,780 --> 00:17:29,480
I haven't started yet.
315
00:17:29,548 --> 00:17:31,616
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
316
00:17:31,683 --> 00:17:35,553
I was up all night coughing,
and I'm just--I'm a little--
317
00:17:35,621 --> 00:17:39,290
I'm tired. [snores]
318
00:17:41,126 --> 00:17:42,994
Oh, no, what am I
gonna do?
319
00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:45,730
I have no partner,
and I'm almost up.
320
00:17:45,798 --> 00:17:48,599
Hey, esteban.
Lori!
321
00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:53,438
Oh, thank goodness
you're here. I need a partner.
322
00:17:53,505 --> 00:17:56,474
Sorry, I already have one.
323
00:17:56,542 --> 00:17:58,709
One with whom
she cannot lose.
324
00:17:58,777 --> 00:18:01,379
Alexander.
325
00:18:02,648 --> 00:18:04,582
The great.
326
00:18:11,590 --> 00:18:14,959
Ooh, you are good.
327
00:18:16,061 --> 00:18:17,695
[music plays]
328
00:18:28,674 --> 00:18:32,810
Oh, my poor sister
will never be a woman now.
329
00:18:32,878 --> 00:18:35,580
I have no partner
and no prize money.
330
00:18:35,647 --> 00:18:37,648
Well, maybe I could do it.
331
00:18:37,716 --> 00:18:40,218
You know how to dance?
A little.
332
00:18:40,285 --> 00:18:42,820
And I've been watching you guys
these past few weeks,
333
00:18:42,888 --> 00:18:44,889
And I think I know the steps.
334
00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:46,791
Ok, let's do it.
335
00:18:46,859 --> 00:18:50,161
Wait. But she can't dance
dressed like that.
336
00:18:50,229 --> 00:18:51,629
I don't have anything else.
337
00:18:51,697 --> 00:18:52,997
No problem.
338
00:18:55,567 --> 00:18:57,902
Perfect. Turn around.
339
00:19:00,839 --> 00:19:02,573
[all gasp]
340
00:19:04,042 --> 00:19:06,978
And yet, she can't figure out
a payphone.
341
00:19:10,449 --> 00:19:12,750
[music ends]
342
00:19:18,557 --> 00:19:21,459
And now
our final contestants--
343
00:19:21,527 --> 00:19:25,630
Esteban julio ricardo montoya
de la rosa ramirez--
344
00:19:25,697 --> 00:19:27,031
[inhales]
345
00:19:27,099 --> 00:19:29,000
And shannon kwine.
346
00:19:29,067 --> 00:19:31,202
Let's cha-cha.
347
00:19:34,973 --> 00:19:37,608
[music plays]
348
00:20:23,255 --> 00:20:25,623
[music ends]
349
00:20:30,629 --> 00:20:33,097
Ah, well done, esteban.
350
00:20:33,165 --> 00:20:34,498
You were incredible.
351
00:20:34,566 --> 00:20:37,101
I've been watching
a great teacher. Who?
352
00:20:37,169 --> 00:20:38,803
All: You!
353
00:20:38,870 --> 00:20:42,506
And the winning team
is the dance school
354
00:20:42,574 --> 00:20:47,678
Of esteban julio ricardo
montoy--that guy.
355
00:20:47,746 --> 00:20:49,380
Yeah!
356
00:20:50,449 --> 00:20:52,583
Esteban, now you have
enough money
357
00:20:52,651 --> 00:20:54,952
To pay for your
little sister's quinceañera.
358
00:20:55,020 --> 00:20:57,455
Oh, yes,
and I would like to thank everyone
359
00:20:57,522 --> 00:20:59,857
From the heart
of my bottom.
360
00:20:59,925 --> 00:21:01,592
Bottom of my heart.
361
00:21:01,660 --> 00:21:03,261
That, too.
362
00:21:03,328 --> 00:21:04,795
Let's go celebrate.
363
00:21:04,863 --> 00:21:07,298
[all cheer]
364
00:21:10,602 --> 00:21:12,136
Mom...
365
00:21:12,204 --> 00:21:14,138
Mommy.
366
00:21:14,206 --> 00:21:16,240
Come on, guys.
Ice cream's on me.
367
00:21:19,311 --> 00:21:22,346
Oh, mr. Clooney,
you dance divinely.
368
00:21:29,121 --> 00:21:30,521
[dance music plays]
369
00:22:22,007 --> 00:22:27,945
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