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[speaking g foreign
language]
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Ok, should I thank you
or slap you?
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It's international week
at school,
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And I've learned
to say things in 10 different languages.
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And I've learned
to snore in 10 different languages.
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Excuse me. Excuse me.
Don't touch me. Don't touch me.
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Maddie, did you stock
the sushi candy?
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And the seaweed cookies.
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Yum!
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What are we having,
a convention of seals?
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Orr orr orr!
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No, an important japanese
company is coming,
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And it would be swell
if they came again next year.
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So I would like them
to feel at home.
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How come
you never want us to feel at home?
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You're kidding, right?
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Oh, moseby-san?
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Mr. Nakamura.
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It's very good
to meet you.
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Welcome to the tipton.
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Oh!
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Oh, not you!
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Tell me--stay!
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How was your flight?
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I'll ask him
in japanese.
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I guess
it was bumpy.
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No.
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♪ here I am in your life ♪
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♪ here you are in mine ♪
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♪ yes, we have a suite life ♪
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♪ most of the time ♪
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♪ you and me,
we got the world to see ♪
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♪ so come on down ♪
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♪ just me and you
know what to do ♪
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♪ so come on down ♪
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♪ it's you and me
and me and you ♪
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♪ we got the whole place
to ourselves ♪
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♪ you and me,
we got it all for free ♪
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♪ so come on down ♪
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♪ this is the suite life ♪
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♪ we've got a suite life ♪
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Boy, am I tired.
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I've been working
all day.
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On your history paper?
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No, I have people
for that.
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I've been going through
my old clothes.
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I'm getting rid of them.
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Oh, look.
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Here's the outfit
I wore on the plane
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Going to paris
last weekend.
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And here's the outfit
I wore getting off the plane.
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I've been wearing
the same socks for a week.
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[sniffing] oh.
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I thought that smell
was seaweed cookies.
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Throwing out these clothes
seems so wasteful.
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Why don't you,
I don't know,
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Give them to
a really close friend?
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You're right. Norman!
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How would you like
a pink chiffon skirt?
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Not him.
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Ok, maybe
I was too subtle.
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When I said
give them to a friend,
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I meant me!
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You know, sometimes
you are dumber than a sack of hammers.
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Would a friend
call another friend
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Dumber than
a sack of hammers?
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If they were really close,
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Like we are.
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Friends tease.
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Oh, I get it.
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So why don't you
come up before school tomorrow
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And take what you want
from my closet,
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You stick-legged,
frizzy-haired freak.
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Thanks, buddy.
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Watch your back.
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Oh, my word.
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Watch your front.
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Oh!
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Watch your back again.
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Whoa!
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Oh! Get out--
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This is not a fun house!
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And I cannot have hooligans
rolling through my lobby.
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Whee!
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Hi. So sorry.
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Hi.
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Whoa!
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Oh! Sorry again.
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Don't worry about it.
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That was kind of fun.
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You gotta be careful
with those luggage carts.
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They're tricky to stop.
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Perhaps because they
weren't meant to be ridden.
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That explain
the bad brakes.
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I am kumiko mori.
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Oh...
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Mmm.
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Mori-san,
it is an honor
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To have such a great star
at my hotel.
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Our friends at nakamura
are looking forward to hearing you sing.
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Now, how was your flight?
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Too long.
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It gave me
a big wedgie.
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I know how you feel.
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I get those
every day at lunch.
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And I'm the one
who gives them to him.
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Ok.
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Let me show you
to your room.
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Wait. I want to
practice my japanese.
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Don't send a fruit
basket to my room.
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Oh, mom, look at
my eiffel tower.
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Wow! That
came out great.
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I can almost smell
the croissants.
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Zack, what did you do
for your international project?
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Nothing yet.
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I've been too busy
helping cody with his.
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Here you go.
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You'd better figure out
what you're going to do.
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Ah, don't worry. I've got
international day covered.
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Bringing in a slice
of swiss cheese doesn't count.
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What if I put it on
a german kaiser roll?
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[knock on door]
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Hello.
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Hello.
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Zack and cody here?
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Uh...
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Boys, why is there a woman
with a fish at the door?
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Mori-san.
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Hi.
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We invited our friend
over for dinner.
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She's a famous singer
from japan.
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Oh, yes!
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You're performing at
the nakamura convention.
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I'm also a singer.
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Oh, you famous, too?
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Singing in front
of lots of people making lots of money.
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No.
No.
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My fan club.
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Mom, kumiko's
making us a traditional japanese dinner.
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Oh, well, which
would explain the fish.
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Welcome to our home.
Do you need any help cooking dinner?
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No.
No.
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Do you have children?
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No.
Smart move.
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Should I make
the sushi now?
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Please. It's like
watching a show.
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Hyah!
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Which
I'll be watching from over there.
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Look at those moves.
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That delicate
knife work,
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That incredible
precision.
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I'm just hoping
I don't get the eyeball.
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Don't worry.
As a sign of respect,
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I will save the eyeballs
for mommy.
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Oh, goodie.
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You can learn a lot
about a culture
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By the way they
prepare their foods.
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That's it!
I could take kumiko to school tomorrow
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As my international project.
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Project?
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Honey, we don't refer
to our dinner guests as projects,
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Especially when they're
holding giant knives.
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I would love to be
zack's project.
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Oh, this is awesome.
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I'm getting dinner
and an "a."
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You're going to be
much cooler than a slice of cheese.
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I get that a lot.
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I can't believe
your closet has 4 levels.
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Thank goodness
you have an escalator.
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Well, I've already
worn these twice,
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So go ahead. Take
whatever you want.
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Thank you! Thank you!
Thank you! Thank you!
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I am so sorry
for every mean thing I've ever said about you.
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You say mean things
about me?
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No. Where did you
hear that?
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Ooh!
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Oh, this is beautiful.
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I wonder where
I'd wear this.
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Wear it to
a fruit stand.
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You look like
a lime.
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I thought you had
this obnoxious mirror upstairs in winterworld.
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No, I have an obnoxious mirror
in all my closets,
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But they all love me.
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Ooh, why don't you try
some of the clothes up there.
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It's stuff I thought
about wearing, but never actually touched.
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Ooh, I like
this blue sweater.
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I can almost get it.
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I'm gonna need a suitcase
to carry all this stuff.
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Grab it out of
luggageland.
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Ok.
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Uh-oh. The clothes
avalanche
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Seems to have broken
the handle off the door.
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Is there another way out?
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Nope.
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Help! Help!
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Did I mention you're
going to miss the new spring fashions coming out?
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Aah!
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Help! Help!
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Help! Please!
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Do this...Then this...
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Bend this.
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Then you have
pretty bird.
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Or snowballs.
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[class laughs]
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So that's pretty much
your typical day in japan.
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When you're not
eating sushi, you're folding stuff.
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[bell rings]
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Too bad
we didn't get a chance to get to the karaoke.
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Oh, yes. Too bad.
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I do a great britney spears.
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00:10:01,334 --> 00:10:03,268
That was spectacular, zack.
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Really spectacular.
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I felt like
we were in japan.
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Me, too.
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00:10:08,074 --> 00:10:09,507
Just like japan.
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00:10:09,575 --> 00:10:11,576
Hey, ladies.
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00:10:11,644 --> 00:10:13,511
What do you think
of my eiffel tower?
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00:10:13,579 --> 00:10:16,081
Oh, is that
the eiffel tower?
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00:10:16,148 --> 00:10:18,316
I thought it was
an oil derrick.
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00:10:18,384 --> 00:10:21,920
Hey, girls, you know what
the most beautiful thing in japan is?
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No.
What?
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You if you went there.
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00:10:26,025 --> 00:10:27,859
Ladies, wait up.
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00:10:27,927 --> 00:10:30,962
I have some fun facts
about France you'll just love.
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00:10:31,030 --> 00:10:33,131
Did you know
the average frenchman
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Consumes 18 pounds
of croissants each year?
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Wait! But not
all at once.
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Good job.
Really good job.
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Zack?
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Cody?
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Oh...Must be lunch time.
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Help.
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Help.
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Your turn, london.
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Help.
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00:11:18,744 --> 00:11:20,445
Help.
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00:11:20,513 --> 00:11:23,548
It isn't helping.
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I am so hungry.
I missed breakfast.
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00:11:26,052 --> 00:11:29,721
I hear you. This morning
my hollandaise sauce was curdled,
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So all I had
was a caviar omelet
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With french toast
and a banana nut muffin on the side.
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[sighs]
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Even when
I've had breakfast,
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I've never had breakfast
like that.
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00:11:39,231 --> 00:11:41,132
Tell me about the
muffin. Was it moist?
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Uh-huh. Moist on the inside
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And crunchy
on the outside.
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[sighs] it's like
I could taste it.
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Oh, I know!
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00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:53,411
We can use my cell phone
to order pizza.
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00:11:53,479 --> 00:11:57,082
You have a cell phone?
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00:11:57,149 --> 00:11:58,616
Uh-huh.
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00:11:58,684 --> 00:12:01,386
Then how about
we call down to moseby
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00:12:01,454 --> 00:12:04,089
And let him know we're
locked in a closet?
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00:12:04,156 --> 00:12:07,959
Oh! And we can get
the pizza from him.
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00:12:08,027 --> 00:12:10,929
No.
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He can let us out.
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00:12:12,631 --> 00:12:15,200
Better.
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00:12:15,267 --> 00:12:16,401
I can't get a signal.
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00:12:16,469 --> 00:12:18,203
Wait a minute.
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00:12:18,270 --> 00:12:20,505
It seems to be getting
stronger when I hold it up.
262
00:12:20,573 --> 00:12:22,107
Here, let me get
on your back. Hurry.
263
00:12:26,045 --> 00:12:28,179
Ooh, I got a signal!
264
00:12:28,247 --> 00:12:29,948
[cell phone rings]
265
00:12:30,015 --> 00:12:31,716
Hello.
266
00:12:31,784 --> 00:12:33,518
Hey, portia.
267
00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:36,154
She did? When?
268
00:12:36,222 --> 00:12:37,222
She did not.
269
00:12:37,289 --> 00:12:38,823
Tell her we're
locked in the closet.
270
00:12:38,891 --> 00:12:40,525
I told her
a thousand times not to.
271
00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:42,093
Tell her we're
locked in the closet.
272
00:12:42,161 --> 00:12:43,428
I know. She's just
one of those people
273
00:12:43,496 --> 00:12:44,629
You can't tell anything to.
274
00:12:44,697 --> 00:12:45,797
Tell her!
275
00:12:45,865 --> 00:12:47,799
Portia, before I forget,
maddie and I are--
276
00:12:47,867 --> 00:12:50,268
[phone beeps]
277
00:12:50,336 --> 00:12:51,669
Hello?
278
00:12:53,038 --> 00:12:54,572
Hello?
279
00:12:54,640 --> 00:12:56,975
Battery died.
280
00:12:57,042 --> 00:12:58,243
Aah!
281
00:12:59,612 --> 00:13:01,045
This is hopeless.
282
00:13:01,113 --> 00:13:02,981
We're never going
to get out of here.
283
00:13:04,183 --> 00:13:06,684
[gasps] I've got an idea.
284
00:13:06,752 --> 00:13:09,254
Why don't we
ram the door down.
285
00:13:09,321 --> 00:13:11,389
Well, what will we use?
286
00:13:11,457 --> 00:13:14,425
The mirror.
287
00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:19,464
Doesn't 7 years of bad luck
mean anything to you?
288
00:13:21,867 --> 00:13:24,302
I know the boys are late,
289
00:13:24,370 --> 00:13:26,771
And it's important
that kumiko be here,
290
00:13:26,839 --> 00:13:29,741
But I'm telling you,
they're gonna walk through that door any second.
291
00:13:30,609 --> 00:13:32,911
Oh, thank goodness!
292
00:13:32,978 --> 00:13:35,814
Hmm. Zack, cody,
293
00:13:35,881 --> 00:13:38,883
Where's kumiko?
294
00:13:38,951 --> 00:13:42,887
I'll only tell you
if you promise not to get angry.
295
00:13:42,955 --> 00:13:44,956
I promise.
296
00:13:45,024 --> 00:13:47,692
Zack lost her
at school.
297
00:13:47,760 --> 00:13:50,195
[straining]
298
00:13:51,764 --> 00:13:53,865
Ho!
299
00:13:56,168 --> 00:13:58,570
Aah!
300
00:14:01,874 --> 00:14:03,675
I think he's angry.
301
00:14:03,742 --> 00:14:05,043
Mmm.
302
00:14:05,110 --> 00:14:08,880
How do you lose a woman?
303
00:14:08,948 --> 00:14:11,115
You forget
to cherish her.
304
00:14:11,183 --> 00:14:12,917
Oh!
305
00:14:12,985 --> 00:14:18,857
Aw. And that's why
you're my special little man.
306
00:14:18,924 --> 00:14:20,258
People, focus!
307
00:14:22,161 --> 00:14:23,995
The nakamura executives
308
00:14:24,063 --> 00:14:27,031
Are expecting a brilliant
japanese singer in less than an hour,
309
00:14:27,099 --> 00:14:28,633
And what am I to do?
310
00:14:28,701 --> 00:14:30,168
Mom's a brilliant
singer.
311
00:14:30,236 --> 00:14:34,105
There's just one problem:
She's not japanese.
312
00:14:34,173 --> 00:14:37,041
Actually, I dated
a japanese guy in college.
313
00:14:37,109 --> 00:14:39,811
Oh!
Oh! Oh!
314
00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:43,481
And we were in
a production of the mikado.
315
00:14:43,549 --> 00:14:45,416
I'm not sure
I remember all the words.
316
00:14:45,484 --> 00:14:47,585
Well, you could write them
on the inside of your sensu.
317
00:14:47,653 --> 00:14:49,120
Excuse me?
318
00:14:49,188 --> 00:14:51,122
Your ceremonial fan.
319
00:14:51,190 --> 00:14:53,758
It's been used
in the japanese culture for centuries.
320
00:14:55,094 --> 00:14:57,629
What? Every now and then
I listen.
321
00:15:00,332 --> 00:15:03,067
You know, that is not
a bad idea.
322
00:15:03,135 --> 00:15:04,469
I don't know.
323
00:15:04,536 --> 00:15:06,304
I'll pay you 350 yen.
324
00:15:06,372 --> 00:15:08,640
Mmm.
Done.
325
00:15:08,707 --> 00:15:12,677
Yes! I'm making 350 yen.
326
00:15:12,745 --> 00:15:15,280
That's about $3.00.
327
00:15:16,115 --> 00:15:18,182
Oh...
328
00:15:21,353 --> 00:15:22,687
Moseby: Aah!
329
00:15:44,777 --> 00:15:48,146
What? I'm hungry,
and it's not bad.
330
00:15:48,213 --> 00:15:50,181
Is that alligator?
331
00:15:50,249 --> 00:15:52,684
Yes, but it tastes
like chicken.
332
00:15:52,751 --> 00:15:55,253
Well, I would never
stoop so low.
333
00:15:55,321 --> 00:15:58,022
[sniffing]
334
00:16:00,292 --> 00:16:04,595
How come your breath
smells so minty fresh?
335
00:16:05,531 --> 00:16:07,265
Well...
336
00:16:07,333 --> 00:16:10,435
While you were napping,
I kind of went through my purse
337
00:16:10,502 --> 00:16:12,236
And ate the leftover
candy at the bottom.
338
00:16:12,304 --> 00:16:15,139
What? And you didn't
save any for me?
339
00:16:15,207 --> 00:16:16,374
I saved one--
340
00:16:16,442 --> 00:16:18,576
In case
I get hungry later.
341
00:16:20,212 --> 00:16:22,113
I want that purse.
342
00:16:22,181 --> 00:16:24,015
You can't have it. Stop!
343
00:16:24,083 --> 00:16:25,783
Give it to me!
No!
344
00:16:25,851 --> 00:16:29,187
No. Give it.
It's mine!
345
00:16:29,254 --> 00:16:30,655
No!
346
00:16:30,723 --> 00:16:33,091
Oh! Oh! Spit it out!
Spit it out!
347
00:16:33,158 --> 00:16:35,226
Spit it out!
Spit it out! Spit it out!
348
00:16:36,228 --> 00:16:37,695
[candy clatters]
349
00:16:37,763 --> 00:16:39,097
Oh!
350
00:16:41,133 --> 00:16:42,500
Oh!
351
00:16:44,870 --> 00:16:47,171
Oh, no!
352
00:16:47,239 --> 00:16:49,407
Aah! Aah! Aah!
353
00:16:49,475 --> 00:16:51,376
I almost stepped on
my purse!
354
00:16:51,443 --> 00:16:54,612
No! No! No!
355
00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:56,347
Mm-hmm.
356
00:16:57,750 --> 00:16:59,450
Dust bunny.
Pblblblbl.
357
00:16:59,518 --> 00:17:00,651
Ha ha ha ha!
358
00:17:04,823 --> 00:17:08,159
Ladies and gentlemen,
I promised you a fabulous japanese singing act,
359
00:17:08,227 --> 00:17:11,129
So here's a...
Japanese singing act.
360
00:17:12,698 --> 00:17:16,000
Welcome toshika
and the pips.
361
00:17:26,912 --> 00:17:29,280
♪ three little maids
from school are we ♪
362
00:17:29,348 --> 00:17:31,215
♪ pert as a schoolgirl
well can be ♪
363
00:17:31,283 --> 00:17:33,017
♪ filled to the brim
with girlish glee ♪
364
00:17:33,085 --> 00:17:35,386
♪ three little maids
from school ♪
365
00:17:35,454 --> 00:17:37,722
♪ everything
is a source of fun ♪
366
00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:42,060
♪ nobody's safe,
for we care for none ♪
367
00:17:43,262 --> 00:17:45,696
♪ life is a joke
that has just begun ♪
368
00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:50,301
♪ three little maids
from school ♪
369
00:17:51,603 --> 00:17:55,373
Whoo! They're
very good.
370
00:17:55,441 --> 00:17:57,775
Mori-san,
where have you been?
371
00:17:57,843 --> 00:17:59,277
I got a tie for you.
372
00:17:59,344 --> 00:18:00,845
Ah. Oh...
373
00:18:07,786 --> 00:18:09,787
♪ three little maids who,
all unwary ♪
374
00:18:09,855 --> 00:18:11,756
♪ come from a ladies' seminary ♪
375
00:18:11,824 --> 00:18:14,592
♪ freed from
its genius tutelary ♪
376
00:18:14,660 --> 00:18:16,828
♪ three little maids
from school ♪
377
00:18:16,895 --> 00:18:20,998
♪ three little maids
from school ♪
378
00:18:30,509 --> 00:18:34,345
Mori-san, do you think
you could save this night from disaster?
379
00:18:34,413 --> 00:18:35,813
No.
380
00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:40,485
But I already spent
my paycheck,
381
00:18:40,552 --> 00:18:42,820
So I owe you.
382
00:18:46,725 --> 00:18:49,694
Well, hope you enjoyed
that little comedy act.
383
00:18:49,761 --> 00:18:51,596
Ha ha ha ha ha.
384
00:18:51,663 --> 00:18:54,599
Now for some real
entertainment...
385
00:18:54,666 --> 00:18:56,767
Kumiko mori!
386
00:19:01,306 --> 00:19:03,107
The stage is all yours.
387
00:19:03,175 --> 00:19:05,343
No. We sing together.
388
00:19:05,410 --> 00:19:07,678
Really?
Yes.
389
00:19:07,746 --> 00:19:11,282
But you two
look goofy.
390
00:19:11,350 --> 00:19:12,984
You sing backup.
391
00:19:13,852 --> 00:19:16,053
So back up.
392
00:19:17,656 --> 00:19:19,957
What should we sing?
393
00:19:20,025 --> 00:19:21,959
Something we both know.
394
00:19:22,027 --> 00:19:23,928
Um...
395
00:19:23,996 --> 00:19:27,131
[singing opera]
396
00:19:27,199 --> 00:19:29,333
How about that?
397
00:19:29,401 --> 00:19:33,304
Yeah, I can't do that
since I had kids.
398
00:19:33,372 --> 00:19:34,972
Ok.
399
00:19:35,040 --> 00:19:37,675
How about you don'tbring me flowers anymore?
400
00:19:37,743 --> 00:19:41,579
Why would I
bring you flowers?
401
00:19:41,647 --> 00:19:44,348
Just pick something.
402
00:19:44,416 --> 00:19:45,616
At this point,
I'd settle for
403
00:19:45,684 --> 00:19:46,851
If you're happyand you know it.
404
00:19:46,919 --> 00:19:48,452
I know that.
I know that.
405
00:19:48,520 --> 00:19:49,820
[sighs]
406
00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:56,627
[singing in japanese]
407
00:19:56,695 --> 00:19:59,664
♪ if you're happy
and you know it, clap your hands ♪
408
00:19:59,731 --> 00:20:01,165
♪ if you're happy
and you know it ♪
409
00:20:01,233 --> 00:20:02,667
♪ then your face
will surely show it ♪
410
00:20:02,734 --> 00:20:05,603
♪ if you're happy
and you know it, clap your hands ♪
411
00:20:05,671 --> 00:20:09,207
♪ if you're happy
and you know it, stomp your feet ♪
412
00:20:09,274 --> 00:20:11,475
[singing in japanese]
413
00:20:11,543 --> 00:20:12,977
♪ if you're happy
and you know it ♪
414
00:20:13,045 --> 00:20:14,612
♪ and you really
wanna show it ♪
415
00:20:14,680 --> 00:20:17,548
♪ if you're happy
and you know it, stomp your feet ♪
416
00:20:17,616 --> 00:20:20,551
[singing in japanese]
417
00:20:20,619 --> 00:20:22,853
♪ if you're happy
and you know it, shout ole! ♪
418
00:20:22,921 --> 00:20:23,921
Ole!
Ole! Ole!
419
00:20:23,989 --> 00:20:25,022
♪ if you're happy
and you know it ♪
420
00:20:25,090 --> 00:20:26,257
♪ then you really
ought to show it ♪
421
00:20:26,325 --> 00:20:28,793
♪ if you're happy
and you know it, shout ole ♪
422
00:20:28,860 --> 00:20:30,962
Ole!
Ole! Ole!
423
00:20:37,703 --> 00:20:40,137
Excellent show,
mr. Moseby.
424
00:20:40,205 --> 00:20:41,806
Thank you, mr. Nakamura.
425
00:20:41,873 --> 00:20:45,076
♪ if you're coming back
next year and you know it, clap your hands ♪
426
00:20:45,143 --> 00:20:47,144
Oh, that's good!
427
00:20:48,747 --> 00:20:50,781
Pfft. Nice tie.
428
00:20:50,849 --> 00:20:51,816
Nice dress.
429
00:20:51,883 --> 00:20:53,618
Touche.
430
00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:00,758
I'm always complaining
about my life,
431
00:21:00,826 --> 00:21:05,196
But right now, I realize
it's been pretty good.
432
00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:06,831
Well, of course it is.
433
00:21:06,898 --> 00:21:08,532
You have a great life.
434
00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:09,934
You think so?
435
00:21:10,002 --> 00:21:12,870
Yeah. Look at all
the people who like you.
436
00:21:12,938 --> 00:21:14,272
And they must like you
for you,
437
00:21:14,339 --> 00:21:17,742
Since you're poor
and hideously dressed.
438
00:21:18,744 --> 00:21:20,311
Thank you.
439
00:21:20,379 --> 00:21:22,213
Well, people
like you, too, london.
440
00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:24,582
Yeah, but I'm rich,
441
00:21:24,650 --> 00:21:26,951
And when you're rich,
you never know
442
00:21:27,019 --> 00:21:28,419
If people like you
for you
443
00:21:28,487 --> 00:21:30,087
Or your stuff.
444
00:21:30,155 --> 00:21:32,023
Well, I don't like you
for your stuff.
445
00:21:32,090 --> 00:21:33,491
In fact, I hate your stuff.
446
00:21:33,558 --> 00:21:35,426
It's the reason why
we're trapped in this closet.
447
00:21:35,494 --> 00:21:37,194
Well, how about this.
448
00:21:37,262 --> 00:21:40,231
There's no one
I'd rather spend my last moments with.
449
00:21:40,299 --> 00:21:42,099
[laughs]
450
00:21:43,235 --> 00:21:44,602
Moseby: London? London!
451
00:21:44,670 --> 00:21:45,803
It's moseby!
452
00:21:45,871 --> 00:21:48,072
Out of my way!
453
00:21:48,140 --> 00:21:49,974
Moseby, we're here.
Help!
454
00:21:50,042 --> 00:21:51,509
Help!
We're in here!
455
00:21:51,576 --> 00:21:52,977
Help!
456
00:21:53,045 --> 00:21:54,578
There you are.
457
00:21:54,646 --> 00:21:56,647
I've been calling
your suite for hours.
458
00:21:56,715 --> 00:21:57,581
What is this?
459
00:21:57,649 --> 00:21:58,949
Thank goodness you're here.
460
00:21:59,017 --> 00:21:59,884
There was a clothes
avalanche,
461
00:21:59,951 --> 00:22:00,818
And the door handle
broke off,
462
00:22:00,886 --> 00:22:02,853
And we've been stuck
in here all day,
463
00:22:02,921 --> 00:22:04,221
And we're starving.
464
00:22:04,289 --> 00:22:06,157
Is the dinner buffet
still open?
465
00:22:06,224 --> 00:22:08,059
Yes, for another
10 minutes.
466
00:22:08,126 --> 00:22:09,126
Let's go!
467
00:22:09,194 --> 00:22:10,761
Girls. Girls.
468
00:22:10,829 --> 00:22:13,464
Oh, girls.
Girls...Oh.
469
00:22:14,866 --> 00:22:17,168
You can't...I--I...
470
00:22:18,970 --> 00:22:20,371
Mirror:
Like the suit,
471
00:22:20,439 --> 00:22:21,772
But what's with
that tie?
472
00:22:21,840 --> 00:22:25,176
The guy couldn't
guess your weight?
473
00:22:25,243 --> 00:22:28,179
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