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Aw, man!
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We missed the bus!
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Who cares?
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It's only school.
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Only school?
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Only school?
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Which will give me
the tools to help fight
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Disease, war,
and poverty?
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I'm just there marking time
until I'm old enough
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To buy lottery tickets.
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8:01!
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Oh, we're never
going to make it on time now!
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Oh, well.
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We gave it our best shot.
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Let's head to the mall.
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You wanna cut school?!
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Why not?
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Look at you.
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What do you do all day?
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Schoolwork.
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And what do you do
when we get home?
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Homework.
And on the weekends?
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Weekend work.
There's no such thing
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As weekend work.
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That's it.
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I'm taking you
to the mall with me.
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Norman, you know what to do.
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I don't know about this.
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Well, I do!
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We'll kick back,
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Eat a cookie
the size of your head,
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And have a great time.
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Sometimes,
you just gotta say,
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What the hey?
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♪ here I am in your life ♪
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♪ here you are in mine ♪
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♪ yes, we have a suite life ♪
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♪ most of the time ♪
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♪ you and me,
we got the world to see ♪
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♪ so come on down ♪
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♪ just me and you
know what to do ♪
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♪ so come on down ♪
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♪ it's you and me
and me and you ♪
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♪ we got the whole place
to ourselves ♪
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♪ you and me,
we got it all for free ♪
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♪ so come on down ♪
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♪ this is the suite life ♪
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♪ we've got a suite life ♪
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Captioning made possible by
abc cable networks group
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London?
Hmm?
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I heard the big news.
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Yes. It's true.
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I just bought my thousandth
pair of shoes!
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No! Your father
got remarried!
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You call that news?
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His bride made the cover
of trophy wife.
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Tell me all about it.
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I wasn't there.
He eloped.
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Really?
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Well,
daddy doesn't like
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To waste money
on weddings.
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He prefers to save it on
more important things.
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Divorce attorneys.
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Oh, dear.
Did I just hear you say
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There's another
new mrs. Tipton?
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Uh-huh.
Oh!
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I wish I
would've known.
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I would've
bought them
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An extravagant gift.
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Although
the warranties on my last 2 gifts
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Lasted longer
than the marriages.
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I don't get
him anything.
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He gets me a "sorry
I got married again without telling you"
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Charm for my bracelet.
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Look! I've got
5 of them now.
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They're all solid gold.
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Oh! Ooh!
Oh, can I try it on?
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Sure. Here.
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It's kind of heavy.
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[laughs] it's--
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[gasps]
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First things first,
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We have to call in sick.
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Come on.
I don't we've rehearsed this.
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[phone rings]
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[imitates carey]
hello, this is carey martin.
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Zack and cody
are home sick today.
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I tried a new
tuna recipe,
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And well,
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They have a touch
of food poisoning.
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[coughs]
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And a slight cough.
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They should be
back tomorrow.
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That is just uncanny!
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Thank you.
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Now tuck in your shirt.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, zack!
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Wait a minute.
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What if someone sees us?
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Just relax.
I've never been caught.
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You've done this before?
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Once or twice.
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Hey, zack!
Hi, man!
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What's up?
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Maybe 3 times.
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Cody, check it out!
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Everything stinks is
shooting a video here.
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I love everything stinks!
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Yeah, especially their
scratch and sniff album.
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And their lead singer,
matisse.
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She's spicy.
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Hey!
And there's a drawing
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To be in their video.
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Let's put our names in.
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Fine. But just in case
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They announce the winner
on the radio,
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I'm not going
to use my real name.
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Good thinking.
Me neither.
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So, what name
did you use?
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I'm wing lee. Who are you?
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Cody martin.
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I hate you.
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Hey, guys.
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Thanks for the call, zack.
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You're skipping
school, too?
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Shh!
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Some things we scream,
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Some we whisper.
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Excuse me, sir.
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Ah, just a moment,
young lady.
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I'm brandi tipton.
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I'm marion moseby.
Hmm.
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Welcome to the tipton,
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Mrs. Tipton.
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I'm looking for my new
stepdaughter, london.
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Let me escort
you over to her.
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Right this way.
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Just so you know,
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Your wedding gift
is on backorder.
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Oh! And I should
be candid.
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I only got you
the 3-week warranty.
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Brandi, this is
london tipton.
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London, this is--
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London,
it's so nice to meet you!
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Your father's told
me all about you.
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Oh!
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Moseby, why is
this stranger hugging me?
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She's your
stepmother.
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Moseby, why is
my stepmother hugging me?
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Because I love you,
silly.
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You just met me.
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I know, but...
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I already love you!
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You're my daughter,
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And you're perfect
in every way!
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Wait till you get
to know her. [laughs]
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I'm maddie.
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London's friend.
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Oh! I'm so happy
to meet one of
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London's little friends!
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Well, I'm going
to go check on your gift.
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It's huge.
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Honey, why aren't you
in school right now?
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Oh, the nuns are
out of town.
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Their team made
the semi-finals in wrestling.
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Sister dominic has
a mean body slam.
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Well, since
you're off school,
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It's my lucky day.
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You and I can hang out,
go to the spa,
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And have some good
mother-daughter fun.
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I just wanna go up
to your suite and freshen up.
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That sounds
horrible!
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Are you kidding?
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My mom's idea of
mother-daughter fun
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Is cleaning fish together
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And making finger puppets
out of the heads.
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Come on, sweetie!
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The elevator's here.
[scoffs]
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I know where
the elevator is.
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I'm invited
to this gala tonight,
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But I have absolutely
nothing to wear!
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Nothing to wear?
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This closet is amazing!
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[voice echoes]
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I know. I love it.
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I'm sure mr. Moseby
will let you keep it,
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Even when
you're with us.
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Excuse me?
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You're coming to live
with your father and me
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So we can be
a real family!
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Excuse me?
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Your father and I
can't have you
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Running around
unsupervised.
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You're barely 16.
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You know,
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When I was your age--
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When was that?
20 minutes ago?
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London,
as your stepmother--
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Listen, missy.
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I've had earrings longer
than daddy's had wives.
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It'll be a cold day in...
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Wherever it's always hot,
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Ttle
charms orders me around.
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I will...
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Not be talked to in
that tone, young lady!
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You will show your
stepmother some respect!
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I will show my stepmother
the door!
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That's it!
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You leave me no choice!
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You're grounded!
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[gasps]
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You may not go
to that gala dinner,
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And that's final.
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Oh! We'll see about that.
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[cell phone beeps]
[sniffling]
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Daddy?
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Your new wife's
being mean to me!
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Oh, yeah,
she's pretty, but--
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Ok, I'll hold.
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Williekins,
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I had to ground
our london.
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It would mean
an awful lot to me
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If you backed me up
on this.
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Love you.
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[cell phone beeps]
hi, daddy.
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I'm grounded?
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[sniffles]
but daddikins!
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Fine.
[cell phone beeps]
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I hope you're happy.
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A mother's never happy
punishing her child.
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Well, the child ain't
so thrilled either.
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Cody, you don't
have to hide.
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We're not going
to get caught.
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This is
ridiculous.
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I should
just go.
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I'm not having
a good time.
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You're not having
a good time.
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Look, cody.
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I insist you
do something fun.
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Why don't you
have a hot dog?
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Give him a number 8!
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Comin' up.
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What's
a number 8?
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Oh, a hot dog
with chili...
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Cheese, sauerkraut,
hot pepper,
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Sweet pepper,
stuffed with bacon,
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Wrapped in ham,
deep-fried,
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With a light mustard
dipping sauce.
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Holy cow.
[bell ringing]
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We've got
a number 8!
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All: Number 8! Number 8!
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Number 8! Number 8!
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[cheers and applause]
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Whoo!
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Way to go.
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This is delicious.
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This is wacky wally--
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[plays cartoon whistle]
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From wzpz!
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[honks horn]
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Announcing
our contest winner--
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[triangle jingles]
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Who will appear in
the new everything stinks
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Video, video, video!
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Now, come on up here--
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[imitates motor]
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[imitates cymbal crash]
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Wing lee!
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Where's wing?
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Cody! That's you!
271
00:09:40,796 --> 00:09:41,963
You're wing!
272
00:09:42,037 --> 00:09:43,070
Wing won?
273
00:09:43,143 --> 00:09:44,476
I mean, I won?
274
00:09:44,551 --> 00:09:45,718
I won!
275
00:09:49,714 --> 00:09:51,448
You're wing lee?
276
00:09:51,524 --> 00:09:53,192
You got a problem
with that?
277
00:09:53,267 --> 00:09:55,168
I got a problem
with my girlfriend.
278
00:09:55,245 --> 00:09:57,446
I don't care
what your name is.
279
00:09:59,168 --> 00:10:00,568
Hi, I'm matisse.
280
00:10:00,643 --> 00:10:02,944
Lead singer
of everything stinks.
281
00:10:03,023 --> 00:10:03,956
[sighs]
282
00:10:04,029 --> 00:10:05,930
[murmurs indistinctly]
283
00:10:06,007 --> 00:10:09,409
Good thing it's
not a speaking role.
284
00:10:09,493 --> 00:10:11,194
This is the best day
in my life.
285
00:10:11,270 --> 00:10:12,504
I've met my dream girl,
286
00:10:12,578 --> 00:10:14,111
And eaten
deep-fried meat.
287
00:10:14,187 --> 00:10:16,455
Nothing could ruin
this day.
288
00:10:16,534 --> 00:10:17,767
Hey, guys.
289
00:10:17,841 --> 00:10:19,442
Isn't that your
mom over there?
290
00:10:19,518 --> 00:10:21,051
Except that!
291
00:10:21,126 --> 00:10:22,627
Run!
292
00:10:36,548 --> 00:10:38,382
London,
come back!
293
00:10:40,604 --> 00:10:42,038
I am not talking to you.
294
00:10:42,113 --> 00:10:43,346
I've known you
for 8 minutes,
295
00:10:43,420 --> 00:10:44,820
And you've already
grounded me.
296
00:10:44,895 --> 00:10:46,663
Well, you
deserved it.
297
00:10:46,739 --> 00:10:47,673
[scoffs]
298
00:10:47,745 --> 00:10:49,179
Girls, girls.
299
00:10:49,254 --> 00:10:51,588
You two need to find
some common ground.
300
00:10:51,667 --> 00:10:53,201
Something you both like.
301
00:10:53,277 --> 00:10:54,777
What's
your favorite food?
302
00:10:54,852 --> 00:10:56,186
Italian.
Sushi.
303
00:10:56,260 --> 00:10:58,862
What's
your favorite animal?
304
00:10:58,943 --> 00:11:00,477
Cat.
Broccoli.
305
00:11:02,530 --> 00:11:04,097
Ok.
306
00:11:04,172 --> 00:11:05,706
Uh, your favorite
activity?
307
00:11:05,782 --> 00:11:07,349
Shopping.
Shopping.
308
00:11:07,424 --> 00:11:08,358
Ding! Ding! Ding!
309
00:11:08,429 --> 00:11:10,197
We have a match!
310
00:11:10,274 --> 00:11:12,208
You two can bond
by shopping!
311
00:11:12,788 --> 00:11:13,655
But...
312
00:11:13,726 --> 00:11:14,860
She's grounded.
313
00:11:14,934 --> 00:11:16,201
Well, then
you'll only shop
314
00:11:16,274 --> 00:11:18,742
On the ground floor.
315
00:11:19,493 --> 00:11:20,493
Well...
316
00:11:20,566 --> 00:11:22,167
I'm willing
to try if london is.
317
00:11:22,243 --> 00:11:24,377
Fine. But you've
got to come.
318
00:11:24,455 --> 00:11:26,322
Um, I'm working.
319
00:11:26,399 --> 00:11:28,000
I'll buy you
whatever you want.
320
00:11:28,075 --> 00:11:30,944
Let's shop
till we drop, girls!
321
00:11:33,943 --> 00:11:35,877
What's mom
doing here at the mall?
322
00:11:35,954 --> 00:11:37,187
I don't know.
323
00:11:37,261 --> 00:11:39,595
She works like,
2 hours a day.
324
00:11:39,675 --> 00:11:43,144
She has to spend the rest
of her life somewhere.
325
00:11:44,402 --> 00:11:45,836
You two, again!
326
00:11:45,910 --> 00:11:46,977
And who's that?
327
00:11:47,051 --> 00:11:48,752
Your parole officer?
328
00:11:49,900 --> 00:11:51,934
Well, I was thinking
about buying that scarf,
329
00:11:52,012 --> 00:11:54,313
But you can
forget it now.
330
00:11:55,164 --> 00:11:56,330
Pardon me.
331
00:11:57,242 --> 00:11:58,609
I'll be right
with you, ma'am.
332
00:11:58,683 --> 00:12:01,251
Just as soon
as I deal with--
333
00:12:04,282 --> 00:12:06,350
I can't believe
mom came in here.
334
00:12:06,428 --> 00:12:07,995
She can't afford this stuff.
335
00:12:08,071 --> 00:12:11,173
I should know.
I do her taxes.
336
00:12:12,596 --> 00:12:15,632
Whoa, that's
a lot of numbers.
337
00:12:17,356 --> 00:12:18,857
What do you suggest
for a woman who's on a budget?
338
00:12:18,933 --> 00:12:21,267
Marry a rich man?
[chuckles]
339
00:12:21,346 --> 00:12:23,447
Or, failing that,
340
00:12:23,526 --> 00:12:25,560
Down the street,
the 49 cent store.
341
00:12:25,638 --> 00:12:27,239
[chuckles]
342
00:12:30,498 --> 00:12:31,431
[knocks on door]
343
00:12:31,504 --> 00:12:32,804
Hello? Is anyone in here?
344
00:12:32,879 --> 00:12:34,413
[singsong voice]
it's occupied.
345
00:12:35,560 --> 00:12:36,661
I'm sorry.
346
00:12:36,734 --> 00:12:38,735
It's all right, mom.
347
00:12:38,813 --> 00:12:40,580
Ma'am!
348
00:12:42,098 --> 00:12:44,266
Excuse me, do you
have any other changing rooms?
349
00:12:44,345 --> 00:12:45,645
Ooh!
350
00:12:45,719 --> 00:12:47,086
Size 4.
351
00:12:47,160 --> 00:12:49,395
Aren't we being
a bit optimistic?
352
00:12:49,474 --> 00:12:50,640
[chuckles]
353
00:12:52,391 --> 00:12:54,492
Ok, you can
buy whatever you want.
354
00:12:54,569 --> 00:12:55,703
I can do that anyway.
355
00:12:55,777 --> 00:12:57,477
But I can't.
356
00:12:57,553 --> 00:12:59,320
Thanks, mom!
357
00:13:02,246 --> 00:13:03,713
London tipton!
358
00:13:03,788 --> 00:13:05,722
How great
to see you!
359
00:13:05,800 --> 00:13:07,601
Mwah! Mwah!
Mwah! Mwah! Ha ha ha!
360
00:13:07,678 --> 00:13:09,212
Shall I throw
everyone out of the store?
361
00:13:09,286 --> 00:13:10,153
[chuckles]
362
00:13:10,226 --> 00:13:13,161
Really.
It's no bother.
363
00:13:14,047 --> 00:13:14,981
Hi, girls.
364
00:13:15,053 --> 00:13:16,354
Hi, carey.
365
00:13:16,427 --> 00:13:17,628
You know her?
366
00:13:17,701 --> 00:13:19,035
You two are friends?
367
00:13:19,110 --> 00:13:20,043
[chuckles nervously]
368
00:13:20,115 --> 00:13:21,115
Oh.
369
00:13:21,187 --> 00:13:22,388
Love your hair.
370
00:13:22,462 --> 00:13:23,396
[chuckles]
371
00:13:23,467 --> 00:13:24,701
Any sparkling
water?
372
00:13:24,775 --> 00:13:26,208
Citrus or berry?
373
00:13:26,284 --> 00:13:27,217
Surprise me.
374
00:13:27,289 --> 00:13:28,556
Ok!
375
00:13:30,709 --> 00:13:31,642
So is this one
376
00:13:31,715 --> 00:13:32,848
Of your little
high school friends?
377
00:13:32,922 --> 00:13:35,357
No. This is
my new mommy.
378
00:13:36,542 --> 00:13:37,476
Wow.
379
00:13:37,548 --> 00:13:38,882
Got your figure
back already.
380
00:13:38,956 --> 00:13:40,623
[laughs]
381
00:13:40,700 --> 00:13:42,034
Nice to meet you.
382
00:13:42,107 --> 00:13:43,274
Ah-choo!
383
00:13:46,097 --> 00:13:48,865
I hope it's
cold enough for you.
384
00:13:48,946 --> 00:13:50,880
Well, did you
hold it right next to your heart?
385
00:13:50,958 --> 00:13:52,625
[laughs]
386
00:13:54,880 --> 00:13:57,682
Straw?
Coming right up.
387
00:13:59,708 --> 00:14:01,609
That is so fun!
[giggles]
388
00:14:01,685 --> 00:14:02,619
When she comes back,
tell her
389
00:14:02,691 --> 00:14:04,359
I went to
the 49 cent store.
390
00:14:05,843 --> 00:14:07,277
Can we go now?
391
00:14:07,351 --> 00:14:09,653
Now, london, be patient.
392
00:14:09,731 --> 00:14:12,333
It's so hard to raise
kids these days.
393
00:14:12,414 --> 00:14:13,347
Raise me?
394
00:14:13,420 --> 00:14:15,054
I've known you
for a hour and a half.
395
00:14:15,129 --> 00:14:16,630
Excuse us.
396
00:14:18,113 --> 00:14:20,648
London, remember what
sister dominic taught us?
397
00:14:20,728 --> 00:14:22,929
About turning
our anger into love?
398
00:14:23,008 --> 00:14:24,642
How we have to reach out
to others
399
00:14:24,717 --> 00:14:27,386
And do nice things
for them?
400
00:14:27,466 --> 00:14:29,935
I don't want to do nice
things for brandi!
401
00:14:30,014 --> 00:14:31,748
I don't care about her.
I'm talking about me!
402
00:14:31,825 --> 00:14:33,392
Sort of cute things.
403
00:14:33,467 --> 00:14:34,767
Oh, that's cute.
404
00:14:34,842 --> 00:14:36,076
Oh! Maybe this one?
405
00:14:36,149 --> 00:14:38,651
Oh, I love that one.
406
00:14:40,675 --> 00:14:41,842
That was close!
407
00:14:41,915 --> 00:14:43,082
That was fun!
408
00:14:43,156 --> 00:14:45,424
The feeling you might
get caught at any moment!
409
00:14:45,503 --> 00:14:48,304
I know. Never wears off.
410
00:14:48,386 --> 00:14:50,187
Hi, uh...
411
00:14:50,264 --> 00:14:52,165
Wing. Ahem.
412
00:14:52,241 --> 00:14:54,042
Congratulations on
winning our contest.
413
00:14:54,119 --> 00:14:55,119
Here's the director.
414
00:14:55,192 --> 00:14:57,393
All right,
now here's the deal.
415
00:14:57,472 --> 00:14:58,505
You're playing
a kid at the mall
416
00:14:58,578 --> 00:14:59,945
Having the time
of your life.
417
00:15:00,019 --> 00:15:01,220
Think of something happy
418
00:15:01,293 --> 00:15:03,361
To get yourself
in the mood.
419
00:15:03,439 --> 00:15:05,640
Like I've cut school
for the first time,
420
00:15:05,718 --> 00:15:06,985
Eaten a deep-fried
hot dog,
421
00:15:07,059 --> 00:15:08,093
And snuck away
from my mother
422
00:15:08,166 --> 00:15:09,166
Without her
seeing me,
423
00:15:09,238 --> 00:15:11,506
Giving me
the biggest thrill of my life?
424
00:15:11,585 --> 00:15:12,919
Yeah.
425
00:15:15,776 --> 00:15:17,143
Places, people!
426
00:15:17,218 --> 00:15:19,852
You know, all cody
cared about this morning
427
00:15:19,933 --> 00:15:21,234
Was heading to school.
428
00:15:21,307 --> 00:15:22,307
Now look at him.
429
00:15:22,380 --> 00:15:25,148
This is some of
your best work ever!
430
00:15:25,229 --> 00:15:27,364
I think I'm gonna cry.
431
00:15:32,571 --> 00:15:33,972
Ahem.
432
00:15:34,047 --> 00:15:35,347
Wow!
433
00:15:35,422 --> 00:15:37,189
You like?
I like!
434
00:15:37,265 --> 00:15:39,366
Uh, I don't like.
435
00:15:39,445 --> 00:15:41,346
It's far too revealing.
436
00:15:41,422 --> 00:15:43,156
Oh, yeah,
your mother's right.
437
00:15:43,232 --> 00:15:46,501
That's not how
my stepdaughter's going to dress.
438
00:15:46,585 --> 00:15:47,451
Uh, yes, it is!
439
00:15:47,524 --> 00:15:49,225
Look, I don't need
you in my life.
440
00:15:50,608 --> 00:15:52,308
What london means is--
441
00:15:52,385 --> 00:15:54,219
I don't want you
in my life.
442
00:15:55,033 --> 00:15:56,367
And by that she means--
443
00:15:56,442 --> 00:15:58,376
You're not
my mother.
444
00:15:59,257 --> 00:16:00,724
Look, I'm going
to be around
445
00:16:00,799 --> 00:16:02,733
For a long, long time.
446
00:16:02,811 --> 00:16:04,245
Your father and I
love each other.
447
00:16:04,320 --> 00:16:06,488
That's what
stepmother number one said.
448
00:16:06,565 --> 00:16:08,366
Stepmother number 2 said
they were soul mates.
449
00:16:08,443 --> 00:16:10,177
And stepmother
number 3 was gone
450
00:16:10,254 --> 00:16:11,687
Before the charm
was even finished.
451
00:16:11,762 --> 00:16:14,130
You're just another
one of these.
452
00:16:22,155 --> 00:16:23,422
Places, people!
453
00:16:23,495 --> 00:16:24,963
Roll camera! And...
454
00:16:25,038 --> 00:16:25,972
Action!
455
00:16:26,043 --> 00:16:27,777
[rock music plays]
456
00:16:29,765 --> 00:16:32,166
♪ so emotional ♪
457
00:16:33,352 --> 00:16:35,520
♪ so attached ♪
458
00:16:35,598 --> 00:16:37,065
♪ just afraid ♪
459
00:16:37,141 --> 00:16:39,442
♪ of backlash ♪
460
00:16:39,521 --> 00:16:41,555
♪ so many things ♪
461
00:16:41,633 --> 00:16:43,901
♪ that I need to say ♪
462
00:16:43,979 --> 00:16:46,247
♪ thinking of them ♪
463
00:16:46,326 --> 00:16:50,963
♪ in the same way ♪
464
00:16:52,428 --> 00:16:53,995
♪ tell me why ♪
465
00:16:54,070 --> 00:16:57,472
♪ does it have
to be me ♪
466
00:16:57,557 --> 00:17:02,027
♪ oh, why can't
they just see ♪
467
00:17:02,921 --> 00:17:03,887
♪ I like both of them ♪
468
00:17:03,960 --> 00:17:06,228
Boy, do I love dancers.
469
00:17:06,307 --> 00:17:08,608
Think I can
get some digits?
470
00:17:08,687 --> 00:17:12,656
♪ so feel better ♪
471
00:17:14,419 --> 00:17:16,587
♪ just the two of them ♪
472
00:17:16,666 --> 00:17:18,834
♪ waiting for me ♪
473
00:17:18,913 --> 00:17:21,414
♪ just the two of them ♪
474
00:17:21,494 --> 00:17:24,829
♪ that I really
want to see ♪
475
00:17:24,913 --> 00:17:26,147
Your mom's
over there.
476
00:17:26,220 --> 00:17:27,354
♪ my brain ♪
477
00:17:27,428 --> 00:17:30,396
♪ why I can't I ♪
478
00:17:30,478 --> 00:17:31,578
My mom?
479
00:17:31,652 --> 00:17:32,618
I thought
she'd left.
480
00:17:32,691 --> 00:17:34,659
We've gotta
warn cody. [no audio]
481
00:17:39,228 --> 00:17:40,461
Cody!
482
00:17:41,675 --> 00:17:44,377
Zack! What are
you doing here?
483
00:17:44,458 --> 00:17:45,558
Saving you!
484
00:17:45,632 --> 00:17:46,965
Mom's back!
485
00:17:47,039 --> 00:17:49,240
Mom! Uh-oh!
486
00:17:49,319 --> 00:17:51,687
♪ just the two of them ♪
487
00:17:51,767 --> 00:17:53,835
♪ waiting for me ♪
488
00:17:53,912 --> 00:17:56,314
♪ just the two of them ♪
489
00:17:56,392 --> 00:17:58,694
♪ that I really
want to see ♪
490
00:17:58,773 --> 00:18:00,808
♪ well, just
the two of them ♪
491
00:18:00,886 --> 00:18:03,087
♪ breaking my brain ♪
492
00:18:03,165 --> 00:18:04,165
♪ why can't I ♪
493
00:18:04,237 --> 00:18:06,272
♪ just pick one ♪
494
00:18:06,349 --> 00:18:13,322
♪ nobody knows ♪
495
00:18:18,150 --> 00:18:19,017
Cut!
496
00:18:19,089 --> 00:18:21,457
This ain't my vision!
497
00:18:22,945 --> 00:18:23,945
Are you ok, wing?
498
00:18:24,018 --> 00:18:25,852
I'm sorry, wing?!
499
00:18:25,928 --> 00:18:27,496
Let's get out of here!
500
00:18:27,570 --> 00:18:29,171
Stop!
501
00:18:29,247 --> 00:18:31,181
What are you
guys doing here?
502
00:18:31,259 --> 00:18:33,393
Mrs. Martin.
503
00:18:34,879 --> 00:18:37,748
Well, I can see
you've got some parenting to do.
504
00:18:37,830 --> 00:18:39,097
And bob, I'll be
calling your mother
505
00:18:39,170 --> 00:18:41,305
To let her know how
you spent your day.
506
00:18:41,384 --> 00:18:42,617
In that case,
507
00:18:42,691 --> 00:18:43,991
I better go pick her up
something nice.
508
00:18:44,065 --> 00:18:46,333
I'll go with you.
509
00:18:46,412 --> 00:18:48,346
Yeah, not so fast.
510
00:18:48,424 --> 00:18:50,625
Zack, I cannot believe
that you cut school.
511
00:18:50,703 --> 00:18:52,237
Cody, I really
can't believe you.
512
00:18:52,312 --> 00:18:53,512
What were you thinking?!
513
00:18:53,586 --> 00:18:55,454
I was thinking
zack was right.
514
00:18:55,530 --> 00:18:56,864
I was a stick
in the mud
515
00:18:56,939 --> 00:18:59,207
Who only thought
about homework and grades.
516
00:18:59,285 --> 00:19:02,254
But today,
today I had fun.
517
00:19:02,336 --> 00:19:04,504
I said,
what the hey?
518
00:19:04,582 --> 00:19:06,617
And lived!
519
00:19:12,091 --> 00:19:13,525
Ok! Yeah.
520
00:19:13,601 --> 00:19:16,102
Uh-huh. Right.
521
00:19:16,585 --> 00:19:17,318
Honey--
522
00:19:17,388 --> 00:19:18,322
Hey!
Hey!
523
00:19:18,394 --> 00:19:20,662
Ok.
524
00:19:21,915 --> 00:19:24,450
Sweetie, I'm
very glad that you had fun.
525
00:19:24,529 --> 00:19:26,297
And...
[stammers]
526
00:19:26,374 --> 00:19:28,341
Maybe zack does
have a point.
527
00:19:28,418 --> 00:19:29,718
Uh, I do?
528
00:19:29,793 --> 00:19:32,261
So I guess we're
off the hook.
529
00:19:32,341 --> 00:19:33,775
Oh, honey,
of course not.
530
00:19:33,849 --> 00:19:35,917
You are in
big trouble.
531
00:19:35,995 --> 00:19:37,162
Walk.
532
00:19:41,024 --> 00:19:42,191
[bell ringing]
533
00:19:47,327 --> 00:19:49,495
I'm right here.
534
00:19:49,572 --> 00:19:51,507
Uhh! I'm sorry.
I'm just angry!
535
00:19:51,584 --> 00:19:52,518
[bell rings]
536
00:19:52,589 --> 00:19:54,257
At the bell?
537
00:19:54,333 --> 00:19:55,700
At my stepmother.
538
00:19:55,774 --> 00:19:57,375
Ah.
Can you believe her?
539
00:19:57,450 --> 00:19:59,318
Telling me what
to do, like--like--
540
00:19:59,395 --> 00:20:01,229
A parent?
Well, she's not my parent!
541
00:20:01,306 --> 00:20:02,506
No, she isn't,
but she's trying
542
00:20:02,581 --> 00:20:04,114
To have a relationship
with you.
543
00:20:04,189 --> 00:20:05,489
She's doing a lousy job!
544
00:20:05,564 --> 00:20:06,564
Well, that may be,
london,
545
00:20:06,637 --> 00:20:07,770
But at least
she's doing something
546
00:20:07,843 --> 00:20:09,143
That the other 4 haven't.
What?
547
00:20:09,218 --> 00:20:10,685
She's trying.
548
00:20:11,934 --> 00:20:14,402
Remember how number 3
just called you "that kid?"
549
00:20:14,482 --> 00:20:16,016
Oh, yes. I remember her.
550
00:20:16,090 --> 00:20:17,791
That woman.
551
00:20:17,868 --> 00:20:20,870
Look, maybe brandi didn't
get off to a great start,
552
00:20:20,952 --> 00:20:22,752
But isn't it worth
meeting her halfway?
553
00:20:22,829 --> 00:20:25,464
I don't know.
554
00:20:25,545 --> 00:20:27,245
And you never will.
555
00:20:27,321 --> 00:20:30,190
Unless you give her
a chance.
556
00:20:32,719 --> 00:20:34,720
Ok, moseby.
557
00:20:35,468 --> 00:20:36,435
Thanks.
558
00:20:36,508 --> 00:20:37,441
You always know what to say.
559
00:20:37,513 --> 00:20:38,679
[elevator dings]
560
00:20:42,307 --> 00:20:43,174
Brandi!
561
00:20:43,245 --> 00:20:44,446
Don't leave.
562
00:20:44,519 --> 00:20:46,053
Look, I'm sorry about
all the mean things
563
00:20:46,129 --> 00:20:47,062
I said to you.
564
00:20:47,135 --> 00:20:48,602
I didn't realize
you were being annoying
565
00:20:48,677 --> 00:20:50,578
Because you cared.
566
00:20:51,359 --> 00:20:52,126
I guess I just got excited
567
00:20:52,196 --> 00:20:53,763
About having a stepdaughter.
568
00:20:53,839 --> 00:20:56,241
Well, how about
we start by...
569
00:20:56,320 --> 00:20:57,420
Just being friends?
570
00:20:57,493 --> 00:20:59,027
I'd like that.
571
00:21:01,483 --> 00:21:02,983
Boy, it's great
being a mom.
572
00:21:03,059 --> 00:21:05,327
Take a good look
at the people in the lobby, boys,
573
00:21:08,557 --> 00:21:10,391
For one month,ve lives,
that means no movies,
574
00:21:10,468 --> 00:21:12,903
No desserts,
no television,
575
00:21:12,983 --> 00:21:14,049
No music.
576
00:21:14,122 --> 00:21:15,389
Cody, for you,
577
00:21:15,463 --> 00:21:17,530
No reading for fun.
578
00:21:21,129 --> 00:21:22,129
Don't worry.
579
00:21:22,201 --> 00:21:24,136
I never read
for fun.
580
00:21:24,186 --> 00:21:28,736
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