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Are you done packing yet? We got to get to the airport.

Ah, almost got it.

Uh,

Daddy? Got any room in your suitcase?

Nope. Well, what about that exhibit?

Well, what about your jacket?

Excuse me, Miss Montana.

There's a girl out here who wants to see you.

Claims she's mad at you. from the candy counter.

You want me to tell her you're not here?

But she's right there.

I can see her.

Not if her bodyguard says you can't.

Sorry, Hannah.

Can't see you.

By the way, love the top.

Hey, Ross, this is a friend of mine. She can come in.

You're in luck. She's here.

Hey. I got my eyes on you.

Hey, Maddie, just the tush I've been looking for. Can you close my suitcase?

I tell my friends that I sat on Hannah Montana's suitcase.

They're not heavy enough.

Here.

Hold these phone books.

I just want to say goodbye and thanks for the ticket. Your concert was

Thanks. Now bounce up and down.

Well, we are a full -service hotel.

Oh,

what did they call him? You know, the honky -tonk heartthrob.

Oh, you're talking about Robbie Ray.

Yeah, yeah, that's the guy. He had a couple of top ten songs.

Actually, three number ones, two top fives.

Music video of the year, but who's counting?

Oh, my gosh.

You're Robbie Ray.

I thought you were dead.

She's going to be so excited you're alive.

I'm kind of happy about that myself.

Yeah, what about we take some of the happy and put it over here?

aren't you still performing?

Oh, no. This old dog stopped howling a long time ago.

Howling dogs. That was my mom's favorite album.

Don't you miss singing?

Maybe a little. Wow.

Must have taken something huge to make you walk away from a career like that.

Yeah, I did.

These days, my life's all about managing Hannah Montana.

I just well like it.

Well, darling, we got a plane to catch. Let's get ready to head for the airport.

Man.

I couldn't live with myself if I knew I was the person holding Robbie Ray back

from howling again.

Wow.

Well, it was nice meeting you.

Hope you enjoyed your stay at the Tipton Hotel.

Holding him back?

Well, not for long.

Be kind to mine It's only you but no one ever's gone

Business in the front, a party in the back. Oh, yeah.

Before your dad was a dad, he was cool. Before my dad was a dad, he was an

accountant.

Addition in the front, subtraction in the back.

It's not the same, is it? No.

You should have seen the look on his face when that girl in Boston recognized

him. I don't care what he says. I know he misses being on stage.

It's labeled Robbie Palooza.

Dad on his own Palooza.

My dad had his own calculator.

Look how much buddies I have. I can't believe it. You've got a great voice.

awesome.

What's your talent?

Oh, uh, well, I don't like to brag, but, uh...

I can do it behind my knees.

Slow down, son.

You're going to give yourself another rash.

Whoa, Robbie Palooza. What are you watching this whole thing for?

Mr. Stewart, you are incredible. What happened?

I mean, why aren't you still performing?

That was a long time ago.

These days I've got my hands full. watching over Miley and Sir Toots a lot.

Come on, Dad. We're practically adults.

I mean, if you want to go back out and howl with the dogs, there's nothing

holding you back.

Sweetheart, that was ten years ago.

I bet my old manager doesn't even remember my name.

Robbie Ray, open this door.

Well, is that your old manager, Marty Klein?

I believe it is.

That was smooth.

Where is my honky -tonk heartthrob? There he is. Look at you. You look

the same. No, you look better. I hate you. I love you. Give me a hug.

Madman Marty, the one -man party.

I've missed you, old buddy. Stop it. You'll make me cry. And look.

There's handsome young Jackson and pretty little Miley, who I have not

or had contact with in any way whatsoever.

especially on the phone.

It's okay, Marty. He knows I called you. Good, because I'm a terrible liar.

Hi, sweetheart.

Mons are big this year. If you've got any talent, call me.

So, Marty, got anything interesting to tell my father?

Don't rush me, kid. I'm building to the big finish.

So,

I called the roadhouse in San Diego.

You say the word, and all next week, you, Roddy Ray, are the special guest

Ladies and gentlemen, Marty Clyde.

Whoa, let's just slow down a minute. You walked away at the top because you

wanted to be with your babies.

Well, take a look.

They're not babies anymore.

I believe Mr. Clyde is correct, Father.

Oh, come on, Dad. You know you want to be on stage again. Here's your chance.

Think about it, handsome.

You. The lights.

The stage.

The screaming crowd.

Robbie! Robbie!

Robbie! Okay, okay, okay. I appreciate what you all are trying to do, but...

You'll think about it, Fantastic.

That's all I wanted to hear. And now, I'm leaving before I hear anything else.

Goodbye, good luck.

Ladies and gentlemen,

Marty Klein.

So you thought about it, you'll do it. You'll love me for thinking of it.

and...

Slow down.

Even if I was considering singing again, I'd get up on that stage and I wouldn't

even know what to say.

Oh, I do.

To keep a talent so incredibly awesome as this away from a world that needs you

so desperately?

It's just so selfish.

I can't even look at you.

Okay, darling.

Let's say I was thinking about singing again.

I can't take you guys with me, and I sure can't leave you home alone for a

And you won't have to.

I did a little research, made a few phone calls, and I think...

came up with the perfect solution.

May I present, direct from the International House of Nannies, the

responsible Inga.

Good luck.

How does that feel?

Nice try, Jackson, but there's no way I can leave this young lady here alone to

nanny you.

You know, I thought you might say that, which is why I hired three nannies.

I don't know about you, but I feel very, very, very nannied.

Ladies, I appreciate you taking the time to come over here, but this just isn't

going to work out.

Robbie Ray was huge and sweet.

Forgive me for being an overachiever.

So, ladies, who wants to go boogie boarding with the son of the honky -tonk

heartthrob? Yeah, betcha.

By golly. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, come on.

Come on, Daddy. I know you really want to do this.

Now, why are you pushing so hard?

Because I know the way I feel when I'm on stage.

I mean, don't you remember that feeling?

Don't you want it again?

Of course. Of course I do, but... But nothing.

Butters are words you use when you're afraid to try.

That's something I learned from my daddy.

Oh, so now you listen to me.

And you should, too.

Okay, if you want to know the truth, I did make some calls, but I just couldn't

find anybody I trust to watch you kids.

So you're saying if you could find someone, you'd go?

Sure, it'd be fun, but it's just not in the cards.

Well, shuffle them again, Daddy, and say hello to my backup plan.

Roxby will take care of everything.

You just go get your mullet back.

Okay, kids. I'll see you at the end of the week when you come down for the last

show. Wish me luck.

Hey, knock him dead, Dad. You're gonna do great.

What a beautiful scene.

A man and his children sharing a heartfelt goodbye.

You know what it reminds me of?

The fact that my car is running and gas is $3 a gallon. Let's move.

Ladies and gentlemen, Marty Klein.

Good luck, Dad. Bye, Daddy. Love you.

Do you believe it? Dad's actually going to go out and perform again.

I just wish we didn't have to wait a whole week to see him.

Yeah, I'm in agony.

Cooper's throwing a party? Don't wait up. Oh, can you come after Lily?

Slow your own, children.

Your daddy left me in charge, and that means until he gets home, you're not

leaving my sight.

I got my eyes on you.

What exactly does she mean by that?

Good night, kids.

Good night, Roxy.

I can't believe your dad was up on stage last night.

Roxy was like this all night.

Hi -yah!

Hi -yah!

Didn't you just tell her to lighten up?

Oh, sure. I tell her to lighten up. She gets upset. She leaves. Dad has to come

home early. And once again, I've ruined his dream.

Why are we whispering?

Because Roxy's everywhere.

Because she's got her eyes on me.

Okay, now you're just paranoid.

I don't see her anywhere.

Oh, yeah? Here.

Hit me with this magazine.

What? Just do it. Trust me. I'll be fine.

Okay.

Rafi's like a puma.

I can't do this anymore.

It's only five more days. Just do it for Dad.

learn this in the core.

I learned it when I was touring India with world -famous cellist Yo -Yo Ma. He

calls me his Yo -Yo Mama.

It hurts.

Go to the movies. Thought you might want to... Yes, yes, yes, yes. Now, where do

you think you're going?

To the movies.

With my friends.

Please? Okay, okay, I get it. It's Saturday.

You want to have a good time.

I'm not going to stop you.

Really? Really. Just let me get my purse. Mina, come on. We're going to the

movies. Oh, no.

No, no, no, no way.

Uh, Roxy, I'm not really up for a movie. And besides, I wanted to learn that the

foot thing you just did. You know, I've always wanted to bite my own toenails.

Dad, I watch both of you, and both of you is who I'm going to watch. Listen,

I just need an aisle seat, okay?

Roxy loves the big drink, but the big drink don't love Roxy.

You know what?

Just remember, we got to... Because, you know... Bye.

But wait.

I can't believe you just did that. I cannot believe it. You're angry, aren't

you? Yeah.

That yoga didn't work for you, did it? No.

Because you need some acupuncture. I'll go get my needles.

That's it?

Five days?

I can't take five more minutes of it.

Jackson, where are you going?

San Diego.

I want my daddy back.

Jackson!

Jackson,

you don't think that I miss him, too?

The way he sings to us in the morning when he's making us pancakes.

How happy he is when we come home from school.

No one's called me bud in 48 hours.

Well, that's why I'm going to get him. But Jackson, it's not about what we

It's about what he wants.

Really good.

Are you kidding?

He's great.

What? Robert Ray's got his groove on.

How the fuck?

I want my money back.

My old Camaro and my track.

Let's go. Let the man rest. Go, go, go, go, go.

Now. Oh, gosh.

What are you doing here?

Everything all right?

Well, the truth is...

just couldn't wait to hear you play.

You were so great, Dad.

I'm proud of you.

Thanks, baby, but you know I wouldn't have got back up if it wasn't for you.

Guess what I just heard.

Toby Keith has a new opening act. You know who it is? Don't guess, I'll tell

you. It's you.

Six beautiful weeks, one of which is in, yes, Hawaii.

Ladies and gentlemen, Marty Klein.

Wow, that's awesome.

So incredibly awesome.

Really.

They're going to love you in Hawaii.

Excuse me, Jackson.

Molly, wait up.

You kids sure must love your dad if you're willing to do six weeks of Roxy

Six weeks?

Hey, bud.

You all right?

I'm sorry.

For what?

For crying?

Hey, if you don't want me to go, just say so.

Daddy, you gave up your whole life so I could have my dream.

How can I stop you from having yours?

You kids are my dream.

I didn't give up my career because I had to.

I gave it up because I wanted to.

But I saw you up here tonight.

You did so good, and you look so happy.

I was.

But I was a lot happier when I saw you kids coming through the door.

So does that mean you don't want to do the tour anymore?

Six weeks away from you kids?

I think I'd miss you too much.

We'd miss you too.

Well, maybe you can just do the Hawaii part and take us.