All language subtitles for The Suite Life of Zack and Cody s02e15 The Suite Smell Of Excess

And just where do you two think you're
going?

I don't get it.

She didn't even turn around.

Okay, the eyes in the back of her head
thing is really creepy.

Just so you know, my vision is 20 -20
-20 -20.

You are not playing hockey without
helmets and a whole bunch of pads.

that looks like skin, go cover it.

Take your helmets and pads.

If we wear them, can we go bungee
jumping later?

Not even off your bed.

said he could go.

And if Bob's parents let him jump off a
bridge, would you want to do that too?

If we were attached to a bungee cord.

Not even if you were still attached to
my umbilical cord.

Okay, ew.

Why won't you let us have any fun?

It's my job. It's the first thing they
teach you in mom school.

I discipline because I care.

Well, couldn't you care less?

We're not kids, you know.

Yeah, can't you treat us like adults?

As soon as I don't have to buy my own
Mother's Day cards.

Fine. We'll read.

Here, Cody.

You better put your helmet on. Those are
hardcover books.

Is this safe enough?

Doodles, please.

Sorry. Your mother told me not to give
you any more sweets.

You want to play roller hockey with us?
No. Number one, I'm working. And number

two, hockey is way too violent.

Ow!

You think that hurts? These shoes are
killing me.

Ow. Ow.

Ow. Well, I'm no foot doctor, but here's
a thought. Take the shoes off.

I can't.

London gave me $100 to break them in for
her. Whoa.

You always said you wished you could
walk in London shoes.

Yeah, that's before I knew how small
London's feet worked.

It's raining llamas and goats outside.

Don't you meet cats and dogs?

That's a silly expression.

Why must all women shop so much?

Nine shopping bags?

I bet you also think a woman's place is
in the kitchen.

Only after she gets back from the
grocery store.

Oh, that attitude is so typically male.

I'll have you know, women are capable of
doing anything.

How about talking quietly?

So, how are my Donatelli heels doing?

My feet are killing me. I can't wear
these for another second. Here's the

in 20. I can walk on my hands.

Oh, my work. Just where do you two
hooligans think you're going?

I'm thinking Harvard Law School, and
Zach is thinking San Quentin.

On an athletic scholarship.

You should play outside.

But it's raining.

No matter what the weather, you do not
play ball in my lobby.

You're right.

We should play ball in the ballroom.

No, that's not what I meant. Would you
please? No, not now.

I'll be right with you.

Now give me that puck this instant.

Nice save, Mr. Mosby.

Hi,

Carrie.

Oh, you're so tense.

Tip of the board.

You really lost some weight.

If you lose any more, you might
disappear. Whoop, where'd she go?

Carrie!

I was just practicing asking your mom
out, because every time I try to ask

real mom out, I get lost in her big,
brown, beautiful eyes.

Arwen! Yeah?

Put Mom in a drawer and come play with
us.

I mean, every time we ask somebody to
play with us, they all say the same

I don't have time.

Yeah! No, no, I mean, I really don't
have time.

See, when I'm not practicing my dating
skills, I'm working on a secret project.

So secret, in fact.

That no power on Earth could make me
tell you what it is.

Then we won't ask. Okay, okay, I'm gonna
play it.

Okay, ready?

Three, two, one.

Ta -da!

Yeah!

Wow.

A payphone.

You invented something that nobody uses
anymore.

Ah, lightning.

The perfect... It's time to try out my
parallel universalizer. Your what? My P

.U. Well, that clears things up.

Okay, okay. I've been reading up on the
string theory, which is the scientific

basis for moving from one dimension to
another.

Now, theoretically, this machine can
transport you to other worlds.

When you're really hungry, so can a ding
-doodle.

Okay, my little skeptic.

We'll have a demonstration.

As soon as I get back from the little
janitor's room.

Nobody touch the P .U. until I get back
from my P .U. I really have to go.

Zach, Ormond said not to.

Oh, come on.

Nothing he ever makes works.

Please deposit another 25 cents to go to
a parallel world.

I don't have any more change.

I've got a bus pass.

That'll work.

Looks like we're stuck in the same old
boring world.

In the news today, President Paris
Hilton announced that cellulite is now

illegal.

Don't let Mr. Mosby see us. Remember,
we're banned from the lobby.

Hey, boys!

Hey, Mr. Mosby.

Nice shades.

that we're in the lobby?

Upset? Why would I be upset?

Come on now. Hey, what do you think of
my new lid?

It's tight.

Actually, it fits perfectly.

Then, Mosby will show Mom the tape and
get us grounded.

Wow. She's even more devious than I
thought.

And now he's shooting spitballs at the
guests.

Oh, gotcha.

Okay, this is officially weird.

Ow. Ow.

Ow.

Why are you wearing Maddie's clothes?

These aren't Maddie's clothes.

Well, except for her shoes, which, by
the way, are... killing me.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go
work.

Work?

Hi. Bonjour.

Kisses. Look, it's little me back from
Paris.

So, are the shoes you've been breaking
in for me comfortable yet? They feel

terrific, and I'm sure the blood stains
will come out.

Maddie, how can you afford all this
stuff?

Did you win money? on a quiz show?

Maddie, on a quiz show?

Please. She thinks a polygon means your
parrot's missing.

She thinks Ecuador is how you get in an
equa.

She thinks the Nutcracker Suite is the
nicest room at the Nutcracker Hotel.

She thinks... Are you trying to insult
me?

I rest my case.

You better watch it, or your job at the
Fitzpatrick Hotel will be history.

Fitzpatrick Hotel?

my daddy bought the hotel, duh.

But you aren't, and she's not, and mows
me with the throwing.

Okay, we get it. You guys are all trying
to teach us a lesson by creeping us

out, and it's working.

I'm officially creeped.

How far are you guys willing to go for a
joke?

Hey, dudes, go get your pogo sticks.

We'll pogo in the...

us not to do that anymore why would i
say that then i'd have to cook for you

okay see you guys tomorrow maybe where
are you going i'm gonna go dye my hair

blue so you can dye your hair blue but
we can't go bungee jumping now who said

you can't go bungee jumping quicker than
the elevator i can tell you that

I am here to clean the room.

Esteban?

Estebanita.

Are you staring at me?

I can't believe Arlen's machine actually
took us to a parallel universe.

All for a quarter.

Yeah, there's the headline.

Whoa, check out the candy counter.

Hey, guys, go ahead. Take as much as you
want.

Well, won't Wolfie be mad if he finds
out we took some?

He'll be mad if you don't.

Sweet thing.

and I would like to take a walk in them.

Fine, but I bet you can't walk and chew
gum.

Oh, yeah?

I meant at the same time.

What am I, an acrobat?

Wow, this Maddie makes our London look
like a genius.

London, it's raining outside.

Very good, Maddie.

I need you to hold my umbrella so I
won't get wet.

Hold your own umbrella.

I can't. I'm too busy going, yay me!

Listen carefully.

Nothing on earth will make me walk
behind you holding an umbrella.

Here's $500.

After you.

If I feel one drop of rain on my head,
I'm going to give you such and such,

you'll plop.

Boy, talk about irony.

Uh -oh.

My cotton candy stuck to the couch.

Zach, Cody, couches are not for eating.

They're for jumping.

Come on.

Come on. Woo -hoo.

Woo -hoo.

Okay, now, you go up and I go down. You
go up and I go down.

Want to watch another movie?

We've been watching movies for two days
now.

I can't even blink.

My eyes are out of saliva.

Hi, guys.

Bye, guys.

Where are you going?

On tour to promote my CD. It's number
one on the charts.

Well, who's going to take care of us?
Well, you'll take care of him. He'll

care of you. That's why I had twins.

Is that such a good idea?

Don't worry. I got everything taken care
of. I've even got your dinner ready.

We've been kind of eating candy for two
days.

Yeah. Don't you... have any vegetables
like green beans lima beans string beans

how about jelly beans

yum

It's A. Diddy.

Hi, A. Diddy. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa. Don't wrinkle the leather,

okay, babe? Okay.

Okay.

So, are you ready to rock the world?

Oh, as long as I'm with you, my world
will be rocked.

Yeah, listen.

Sweetheart, how many times have I told
you?

A thousand. A thousand times.

You don't want to get involved with a
guy like me.

I'm nothing but trouble.

Trouble with great hair.

Mom, can we go with you? No, no, no, no.
Having you two along wouldn't be good

for a superstar image.

Yeah. Haven't you seen the title of my
new CD?

Terry Martin?

Who needs kids?

So, we're not going to see you for a
whole year? Of course you're going to

her. She's got a pay -per -view concert
coming up.

Well, don't we get a hug? Sorry.

Got a plane to catch.

Hug each other.

But, Mom, I can't believe she really
left.

For a whole year.

Well, on the bright side, we can do
whatever we want.

Go to bed late, eat junk food.

But we're already doing that.

I kind of miss Mom telling us to eat our
vegetables and do our homework.

Yeah.

And I miss ignoring... Mom telling us to
eat our vegetables and do our homework.

Having nothing but fun really isn't all
that fun.

Yeah.

We gotta get back!

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

activated the PU.

Yes. We better get down to Arwen's
office before the lightning ends, or we

get stuck here forever.

I got the quarter.

Oh, and by the way, guess who's on the
quarter in this world?

George Washington?

No, George Clooney.

I've got the bus pack.

Now all we have to do is just wait for
some lightning.

to weigh more than 108 pounds.

This will be my last broadcast.

It didn't work.

Now we'll never see our real mom again.

Wait a second. I just remembered
something. When the lightning struck,

against that lever.

So, you want me to fall?

Well, I missed you, too.

How long were we gone?

You never left.

Yes, we did. We were gone for two days.

Your machine worked.

It took us to a parallel universe.

You wore leather, you had hair, and Mom
had a huge crush on you.

She did.

Mom!

P .U., here I come.

Yes, sir.

between one ply or two.

Just so you know, tonight we'll be in
bed, teeth brushed, by 7 .30.

7 .20.

TV off by 7.

What is going on?

I know this sounds kind of crazy, but we
went to a parallel world, and you let

us do anything we wanted, and Mosby was
pogo -sticking in the lobby, and you

were in love with Arwen.

That's it. No more sugared breakfast
cereal.

school costume party. I did not think I
looked that bad.

You guys want some pie

for dessert? I've got apple or cherry.

How about spinach?

Wow, that dream must have really
affected you guys.

It wasn't a dream. If it was, how did we
both have the same one?

Well, it's actually a pretty common
thing with twins. It's called falle du.

So that's French for we made the whole
thing up?

Think about it. A phone booth that takes
you to a parallel universe, bungee

jumping off the building, and that all
seems pretty far -fetched.

I guess it was our twin telepathy again.

I knew you were gonna say that!

Well, it's 728.

We better get to bed.

I sure hope we don't have that dream
again.

I'll be in in a second, guys.

Clooney.

I'll keep this one.